As stated in the lore, Hoarah Loux lived his childhood in Russia and was trained by Ivan Drago himself, thus why he was so prepared to throw hands with bears
@@BjornTheBearlamo😂 btw I just wana ask one thing if u could say it's okay just wanted to aks which mod did u used in the becoming dragons mod I couldn't find it if u could tell us it would be great 😮????
@@BjornTheBear LOL, that bear was just trying to find the fastest way out of there so he could pull a Gideon and go and find some help. And just like with Gideon there was none to be found.
The Nope always gets me 😂 And how about a "Can any boss survive a day in Zoo?" You put a variation of each animal (bear, wolf, that thing with tentacles, lobster, mosquito, etc) vs each boss.
Lansseax:"You got beaten by a bunch of bears?! You really are a poor excuse for a Ancient Dragon, brother, even that fake dragon did better!" Fortissax:"Shut up, i was worn out by the death blight!" Wow, Mohg might be a incestuous kidnapper but he is no joke. He didn't even get into his phase two. 17:33 I think the bear wisely decided to surrender XD
Fr Fortissax in his prime would probably almost be at Placidusax’s considering how long he’s been worn out by the Death Blight and that his name literally translates to “Strong Rock” or “Brave Rock”.
@@notsosuperhero267 I've fought him lvl 1 too. I stunlocked him to death with Cragblade. Killed him in 53 seconds without getting hit. He can escape it.
Ngl I was worried about Malenia for a second. Her first phase is pretty slow and the runebears are fast and aggressive af. I was thinking they'd surround and gank her first phase then get wrecked by the second. As soon as she started getting hits off and instantly replenished all her health I knew she'd be fine.
Next to the Craftsman's Shock location there is an opponent of Abductor Virgin, but without a head. Unlike the usual version of the enemy, this version attacks endlessly with a room with cutting wheels. Maybe she can also be considered a broken boss?
I love how Astel keep on proving that they are the one and only apex predator in Lands Between that not even the season of summer nor is Russian energized bears can stop this behemoth of a space monstrosity
''Completely balanced. Git gud. She's a literal perfect boss in every single way and easily the greatest boss ever made when it comes to balancing.'' - Malenia simps/Fromsoft elitists
It's beautiful. She really is the crown jewel of fromsoft bosses. Its always funny seeing salty dudes complain about her. Especially when told to "git gud" and they take it as demeaning rather than "you can do it. Stop complaining."
@@TheStraightestWhitest I like that shes difficult the first few times you fight her souls games are skill based mainly. Do you think she needs a nerf?
love the video, only wish you gave runebear grabs since hoarah loux had grabs. That being said i appreciate all the time and effort you put into this anyway and still a great vid!
@@BjornTheBear a group of Russian Mercenaries rebelled, and are now engaged in a civil war against the Ministry of defense. Its a really Grim coincidence you would post this Today, since its an Especially Dangerous time to live in Russia. Thankfully so far noone seem to have gotten seriusly hurt in the Crossfire
@@arl.2798 It’s not weird as in unsettling, it just doesn’t really make much sense. We have a random bird that can do more damage in 3 seconds than almost all of the fairly late-game main bosses can do in 15. It just makes Elden Ring have inconsistent balancing and scaling from a gameplay perspective. It’s not anything game-breaking, but it does seem a little bit weird that random bosses that you encounter in the Lands Between are more powerful than the major or demigod fights that are supposed to be a big deal. Of course this is all just from a gameplay standpoint, but maybe this could be applied to lore, since our character does get more powerful over time. But if it is applied to lore, it would be utter nonsense. However, that is how I see it, but I will leave you to your own interpretation.
The laser golem needs to learn this ability called stagger me not. I mean he makes you think he's drunk during every battle due to how easily he stagger. Should call him Stagga Lee. 😂 Rykard too! Call em the jelly leg duo. Lol my girl malenia has knockbackitis. If there is a lot of enemies with high attack rates and fast attacks you probably won't even see her swing her blade.
After all these biss videos and comparing to my fights I now see Mohg Lord of Blood as one of my favorite bosses even though I didn't struggle with him except the first fight because I didn't know about the NIHAL but seeing him do very well even better than most bosses makes me think he's pretty damn awesome
In, Elden Ring bosses hunt bears. But,
In, Soviet Russia bears hunt bosses.
they definitely missed the point about bear riders )
👹 If the bears are as weak as the men in Russia, they have nothing to worry about 😂
@@bmorezoo where are you from?
@@bmorezoo The bears are the only strong thing in russia
@@TenebrusI07and Wanker Group
As stated in the lore, Hoarah Loux lived his childhood in Russia and was trained by Ivan Drago himself, thus why he was so prepared to throw hands with bears
I love how Anastasia just randomly comes in to avenge Morgott
She showed up in Russia
@@BjornTheBear she IS from Russia i think
@@sannidhyabalkote9536different Anastasia 😂
AND HERE COMES ANASTASIA WITH THE STEEL CHAIR
That single bear that stood with his fallen comrades as Radagon stands over the pile of bodies was cold.
It's Radagon's stoic attitude. Dude just murdered all those bears so casually.
22:22 " Call an ambulance, call an ambulance ! "
22:28 " But not for me ! "
Followed by:🧍♂️"Thats complete and udder bullsh*t"
@@Jackson-zu1uk utter
@@Jackson-zu1uknd also by the most violent SHUT UP!
BjornTheBears vs bosses
😂😂😂 Good one
@@BjornTheBearlamo😂 btw I just wana ask one thing if u could say it's okay just wanted to aks which mod did u used in the becoming dragons mod I couldn't find it if u could tell us it would be great 😮????
Bjorn’s Bears
@@BjornTheBearyou won’t, no balls
@@BjornTheBearjust loses every fight lol 😆
Gideon never fails to make me laugh in these videos. Also the runebears are absolutely massive, really puts their size in perspective here.
The "INEEDHELP!!!" always cracks me up. I swear every time I see Gideon that's one of the first things come to my head.
ABSOLUTE UNITS
i absolutely despise him, well mad charater
😭😭😂😂 every damn time
17:50 the flying bear had me dying there XD
I swear these are some of the best radgoll physics I have ever seen
Bear go WEEEEE
@@BjornTheBear LOL, that bear was just trying to find the fastest way out of there so he could pull a Gideon and go and find some help. And just like with Gideon there was none to be found.
Beastie boy yeeted a bear
16:13 Local Russian man goes hunting, solves village hunger problem
20:08 Local Russian man goes hunting again, "Daughter's wedding feast" he claims
Although it wasn't a difficult challenge for the bosses, the fights were hilarious none the less! 😂
They were.
I feel like you and I must have watched different videos. Plenty of bosses got dropped.
That squeaky noise every time the fire giant slams his shield down definitely made my day.
🤣🤣 It's so funny
The Nope always gets me 😂
And how about a "Can any boss survive a day in Zoo?" You put a variation of each animal (bear, wolf, that thing with tentacles, lobster, mosquito, etc) vs each boss.
Lol good idea
I was not expecting the W for Mohg...he dominated that round
not sure what the stats are for the nonboss runebears, but fire is apparently good against them.
Yeah, Mohg really cleaned house on this one. They didn’t even get him to phase 2.
10:45
Big Bear rowling: "I DARE YOU TO HIT M..."
Placidusax: *proceeds to disintegrate him and puppies
We need a "Bosses vs Fortissax in his prime" video, he's way too cool of a boss to constantly go out so quickly and deserves some justice
yeah, I can see Godfrey growing up challenging bears, makes sense he didn't even sweat
Lore accurate
11:44 Phenomenal editing. 😂 👌
Lansseax:"You got beaten by a bunch of bears?! You really are a poor excuse for a Ancient Dragon, brother, even that fake dragon did better!"
Fortissax:"Shut up, i was worn out by the death blight!"
Wow, Mohg might be a incestuous kidnapper but he is no joke. He didn't even get into his phase two.
17:33 I think the bear wisely decided to surrender XD
The bear just logged off when he saw all his brothers get oneshot
And Fortissax's moveset kinda sucks at hitting anything.
Fr Fortissax in his prime would probably almost be at Placidusax’s considering how long he’s been worn out by the Death Blight and that his name literally translates to “Strong Rock” or “Brave Rock”.
The fact that the npc invader killed more of the bears then morgott did is pretty hilarious
Lol ikr
Because of that intro I now want a buffed Godrick+Strongest Runebear team up XD
Godrick and the bear witness
Astel just chilling and getting knocked before casually obliterating all the bears
aweseome
The squeaky toy noises during the Fire Giant fight had me dying
🤣🤣🤣 They are so fitting
Maliketh's health and poise is embarrassing to this day.
Thanks to Marika's tits. If he had more poise he would pretty much be WAY harder to kill than Malenia. The same history with Placidusax.
@@setsunaes I still hope he gets a buff to his health and poise by 2-3x for no reason at all when the DLC releases.
Thats because the boss is designed to be a glass cannon. Fought him at rune lvl1 and I swear godskin duo without sleep pots was easier
@@notsosuperhero267 I've fought him lvl 1 too. I stunlocked him to death with Cragblade. Killed him in 53 seconds without getting hit. He can escape it.
@@TheStraightestWhitest Now imagine Malenia with 2-3x poise and health, and maybe starting 2nd phase with full HP
I've never thought that i'll see Anastasia simping for Morgott
Gideon didn’t even get his speech this time around…what a sad state of affairs
We commend his spirit tho
@@BjornTheBear but alas, none shall get their monologues.
The Godrick quote edit was hilarious
😂😂😂
Ngl I was worried about Malenia for a second. Her first phase is pretty slow and the runebears are fast and aggressive af. I was thinking they'd surround and gank her first phase then get wrecked by the second.
As soon as she started getting hits off and instantly replenished all her health I knew she'd be fine.
She didn't even get below half health. Easy peasy when you have 30 estus flasks around you
how dare you underestimate malenia
Alternate title: Can ANY boss survive Bjorn’s family?
🤣🤣🤣
Astel had given the bear a chanche to survive but they attacked him and he took that personally
Maliketh : Wasn't even close . Everything was under control
When bears fought Malenia, i see nothing but brown backs. Then - bears dying and red health circle of Malenia.
Next to the Craftsman's Shock location there is an opponent of Abductor Virgin, but without a head. Unlike the usual version of the enemy, this version attacks endlessly with a room with cutting wheels. Maybe she can also be considered a broken boss?
The fact that you cannot summon a pack of bears in this game is simply insulting.
"FOREFATHERS, ONE AND ALL... WITNESS BEARS!"
Maliketh really just said "Call an Ambulance, Call an Ambulance but not for me"
I love how Astel keep on proving that they are the one and only apex predator in Lands Between that not even the season of summer nor is Russian energized bears can stop this behemoth of a space monstrosity
I'm not sure if I've seen anyone make such a comeback as Maliketh did.
Ikr, I jumped off my seat
godfrey wrestling with bears for staying fit is routing
20:00 this is actually what Horah Loux did all the time when he was banished to the badlands
So many fun interactions. Great episode. That clear lizard guy looks interesting as a boss. Maybe next contender?
Its immortal
Funniest video I've seen in a while! The Fire Giant sqeak toy and the bear that flipped out when he died had me rolling lmao
The last bear alive on Radagon was you, Bjorn. You cannot be killed.
Lol it was the cameraman who said "I'm outta here"
Whoa, Gummy bears are flying in everywhere!
17:49 , 20:33
20:33 ninja flip ring in ds1 : )
19:05 look at the healing
''Completely balanced. Git gud. She's a literal perfect boss in every single way and easily the greatest boss ever made when it comes to balancing.'' - Malenia simps/Fromsoft elitists
@@TheStraightestWhitest actually it was because of tens of bears for her to hit
It's beautiful. She really is the crown jewel of fromsoft bosses.
Its always funny seeing salty dudes complain about her. Especially when told to "git gud" and they take it as demeaning rather than "you can do it. Stop complaining."
@@morrigannibairseach1211except the "git gud" part isn't our problem like you say it is.
@@TheStraightestWhitest I like that shes difficult the first few times you fight her souls games are skill based mainly. Do you think she needs a nerf?
20:30 lmao that bear thought he was an albinauric for a moment
I'm sure that Putin is a souls fan now
love the video, only wish you gave runebear grabs since hoarah loux had grabs. That being said i appreciate all the time and effort you put into this anyway and still a great vid!
Maliketh: Call an Ambulance! Call an Ambulance!…. But not for Me!
Godfrey: My first phase is as scary as my second
Boy, did you choose One HELL Of a day to post this video!🤣
Lol why?
@@BjornTheBear a group of Russian Mercenaries rebelled, and are now engaged in a civil war against the Ministry of defense.
Its a really Grim coincidence you would post this Today, since its an Especially Dangerous time to live in Russia.
Thankfully so far noone seem to have gotten seriusly hurt in the Crossfire
@@BjornTheBear PepeLaugh
That one lesser runebear that was trying to take on second phase Fire Giant alone was tragic hero material right there.
Ikr 😭😭
And I was thinking, where did a pack of bears escape from my yard?..
20:15 the epic runebear throw :D
17:29 Remember bear, you have no enemies, no one has enemies, no one in this world deserves to be hurt.
the tarnished eater invasion after main fight was funny
New video idea.
Can Russia survive a day in summer?
😂😂😂😂
wish you'd added the goofy scream everytime there was that ragdoll physics
17:46 Bear just witnessing his brothers being massacred.
10:45 "come back here you s-"
10:49 "nothing personal, kid"
Baldur's Gate 3 gameplay looks great!
This was not what I had in mind when they said you could get smashed by a bear 💀
just a casual morning exercise for Rick before breakfast
Hoarah loux fighting an army of bears with bare hands sounds canon to me
With bear hands
Godrick may have lost but at least he started with his dragon arm, thank you
So much fun watching them roam and obliterate everything.
When you want to attack Hoarah Loux with your claws, be prepared to receive some claws of his own.
Hands beat paws
@@BjornTheBear True that
17:49 The Bear finally witnessed 💀
It really bothers me how some of the random bosses are so much more powerful than many of the main bosses.
"superior design"
@@arl.2798 It’s not weird as in unsettling, it just doesn’t really make much sense. We have a random bird that can do more damage in 3 seconds than almost all of the fairly late-game main bosses can do in 15. It just makes Elden Ring have inconsistent balancing and scaling from a gameplay perspective. It’s not anything game-breaking, but it does seem a little bit weird that random bosses that you encounter in the Lands Between are more powerful than the major or demigod fights that are supposed to be a big deal.
Of course this is all just from a gameplay standpoint, but maybe this could be applied to lore, since our character does get more powerful over time. But if it is applied to lore, it would be utter nonsense. However, that is how I see it, but I will leave you to your own interpretation.
Damn, I can't believe we finally got the confirmed video of Anastasia Romanov being executed by Russians!
🤣🤣🤣
i would love it if you could include some of the more obscure elden ring bosses too
Which ones?
So this is where the sfm video of the bear witness came from
17:50 that close up cracked me up.
8:52 Omg Fortissax almost had it.
Final boss in this game should've been an Elden Bear.
Every elden ring player has had that "this is complete and utter bullsh*t" moment
They want revenge for what Hoarah Loux did to papa bear
16:45 I wouldn't expect anything less from The Chieftain of the Badlands.
The laser golem needs to learn this ability called stagger me not. I mean he makes you think he's drunk during every battle due to how easily he stagger. Should call him Stagga Lee. 😂 Rykard too! Call em the jelly leg duo. Lol my girl malenia has knockbackitis. If there is a lot of enemies with high attack rates and fast attacks you probably won't even see her swing her blade.
The bear witness joke made me waist a cold beer.....thanks a lot
I could have sworn this video had a different title.
17:50 bear doing Russian flip
Also love ho Russian dad loux is just training
😂😂😂
Other videos: Can x units survive the bosses?
This video: Can bosses survive against mother Russia?
12:43 XD bruh was trying to flee away, all sneaky
Anastasia died a warrior’s death. Was a pleasure to “bear” witness.
that rune bear gave gideon no time to breathe
Have you done much testing out ring leader electa? Feel like she would do good on a lot of stuff especially beefed up (Numen queen?)
After all these biss videos and comparing to my fights I now see Mohg Lord of Blood as one of my favorite bosses even though I didn't struggle with him except the first fight because I didn't know about the NIHAL but seeing him do very well even better than most bosses makes me think he's pretty damn awesome
Hoarah Loux slautering a pack of bears with his bare hands was glorious
*bear hands
Wait.. what's this!? It's Anastasia... with a steel chair!
hah, kinda fitting, BearTheBear, posting a video with 31 bears. :P
17:22 that poor bear man
the fire giant toy sound was awesome 🤣🤣🤣🤣
22:32 I say the same thing everytime Maliketh manages to nick me and kill me with his insane DPS.
I can’t help but think of that dancing bear meme.
Godfrey speedrunning those bears
I really enjoyed this video, man. Keep it up! 😂
Glad you liked it dude
heres a vid that I would like prime dragonkin soldier vs every boss. I feel like its way to underrated
11:45 That's when he knew, he fked up.
"These bears *are* babies... her babies."
You should do goldi locks(whoever that could be) and the three bears next
17:30 *Honestly, if I just witnessed a shirtless dude brutally murder 30 of my relatives, I’d give up too*
😂😂 Ikr