Bad Lads Army: Private Smith & And His Beasting
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- This video is of Private Smith being made to make animal noises by Provost Sergeant Tim Weston. My personal Favorite is the chicken impression!!
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There'd be a riot for this nowadays
No there would not. Weston actually gives the guy some respect as he did what he was told and did not backchat him like some of the others.
Piss off, prick. Keep that xenophobic opinion to yourself.
@@vexling111 awww touchy boy 😂
@@mattbod blm would rally to support 😂
@@vexling111 you fuckin snowflake
"Don't snort the bloody thing, its not coke." Absolutely brilliant.
I know, i laughed so much i almost shit!!
I love the sarge. He needs to be cloned and applied for widespread attitude adjustment
Do you mean the Sergeant or the wanker?
cojack Up his passarge
Brendan Johnson you human question mark!
Don't ever call a senior NCO a wanker!
Sarnt. There are no sages except for two
"dont spit at me or corporal dean over there will play with your testicles " - cannot stop laughing !!
Corporal deans like wtf will i. Ha ha
yeah that was wild hahahaha
Sgt. Weston needs to be Prime Minister!
Farage for PM
Bloom for deputy
Sgt Weston - Batman to Bloom (they're both soldiers)
We could use him in Germany.... that's for real.
Instead of Prime Minister's Questions it would be Prime Minister's Beastings
Send Sergeant Weston over to Brussels to fucking beast them!
I would actually volunteer to get shouted at by Sergeant Weston
Why? Lol!😄 I'd volunteer to buy him a pint, seems like a good mate if he's not beasting you 🙂
@@michaelhealey9538 same 🤣
@@michaelhealey9538 same
It would be a fuckin' honor
Are you sure? And if you are sure, then are you sure you are sure!?
He'd probably make a good soldier, took his beasting with good humour.
@Rob M where was this?
Yes I agree. He took his beasting well & was the wiser for it I am sure of that.
I wonder what Private Smith is doing with himself these days.
“Make like a dog!”
“Make like a chicken!”
“Make like a mon... Umm never mind”
Just say it! It's not what is said, it's where it comes from within the individual. If it's racist, shut the f**k up, nobody wants to hear it. But if it's not coming from evil, just f'ing say it! The way you commented appears racist. Is it?
@@terrym5385 unfortunately the extreme left are not interested in the intent of the language used, only the words themselves.
😂😂😂😂
I love how Weston was genuinely impressed that Smith learned his lesson. Credit to Smith for taking it on the chin and making the best of it.
Yo thank you man ! It was hard but had to take it on the chin , especially when the cams were off it got worse but Weston will always be my biggest idol , I learned so much and still to this day forever learning from him
Probably looks at Smith and it reminds Weston a bit of himself
You can tell Weston likes this guy he is quite lenient with him.
Sgt Weston needs to negotiate Brexit !
Got that right
michel barnier: "the reason we cant have a free trade agreement is because of Nort..."
Sgt:"shut up, shut up, shut the fuck up"
Tim Weston was the best thing on this show. Absolutely hilarious. And it was a brilliant show.
You mean the best thing since sliced bread.
He was the happiest in jail. . .
Natural habitat m8
Sam Bruinstroop 😂😂😂
I mean he looked so sad when he knew he's going back to the Section bruh.
@@sambruinstroop1909 you dumb founded idiot , if you ever see how my life has been since and how well my business's i own have made me a wealthy guy you wouldnt be saying such foolishness !
@@stellaartois303 and you sghould be ashamed of yourself to follow such idiotic statements
Don't snort the bloody thing it's not coke!
That was pretty racist
@@khayyamahmed856 how so you deluded imbecile?
how is that racist?
4:03
@Bilal Khalid Yeah and so do white people as well, whats your point? It aint just black people doing coke lots of people do it as well. May I also add he didnt even mention the race of the guy in his comment so it was basically an assumption on the guy who thought it was racist.
"it's aches and pains. it's because you haven't used your muscles. you are using them probably for the first time in your life."
i died laughing right there.
"Stand to attention & shut up!"!
"Look at me in the eye, if you have got the guts then look at me in the eye"!
"Don't answer back to me"! Etc etc!
I was in stitches with laughter as well Stevehwan!
He was right though, someone unfit wouldn't have survived that beasting.
(As a Royal Marine) The, "Shut up" "Shut up" "Shut the fuck up" Made me laugh reminds me of a few guys
He really is the best thing since sliced bread. I hope Mr Weston is happy and well loved.
He's past away , don't know when
@@darthsidioustheemperor7976 I can't find any source to say that Tim Weston has passed away. You sure you weren't getting confused with Sgt Rae?
Oh bless his arm hurts
no pain no gain bring it back
Awww shucks poor diddums
@Bilal Khalid my thoughts exactly. I bet he used it as an excuse to get out of PT. Except his plan backfired as he ended up in front of the provo
2:04 starts singing Akon, that broke me 😂
Provost is the best. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut the fuck up! Love it.
Yll Buzoku this guy was the hardest one, and he still wasn't all that angry.
"Go for another one, this time don't snort the bloody thing it's not coke" 😂🤣
😂
Corporal Dean having a laugh back there, enjoying every moment
Man, I don't think Smith realised how reasonable that corporal was being lmao. Lifeline dangling in his face and still argued the toss haha
See how happy he is behind bars lazing around. All his life will ever be.
and you sir are a fool how about that! dickhead
This is a joke TV army, for those of us who were regulars we know Smith would have been it tears and pain and would have sorted is act out double quick time.
Goddamn right he would have. I can't speak for the British Army (I'm sure it's very similar to ours, though) but in the US Army, he'd have gotten his ass handed to him.
While the US military did away with corporal punishment (I think in an all volunteer military they shouldn't waste time and effort trying to make every recruit into a soldier; it's easier and better for everyone to just get rid of the ones with the "Conscript Syndrome"). On the other hand, they should be able to use corporal punishment (and whatever else necessary) in programs such as this.
BlueBaron3x7 it's not a joke ya silly basterd ya the reason why he didn't cry is because he doesn't give a shit about the consequences
BlueBaron3x7 and he was in pain
ehhhh we still play plenty of fuck fuck games here in the U.S. Army...@@thatguy22441
I was in the regulars for 17 years, I did time in jail, and I went on to serve on the Regimental Police Staff as a corporal and later as the Provost Sergeant. I don't know anyone, including me, who wasn't broken in jail. This whining little fuck nugget would have been destroyed in the army. If he'd have gobbed off at me like that he'd have had his arse handed to him. I didn't watch much of this programme because it's pathetic. I do remember one episode where one little scumbag had to carry a dustbin round for an hour and the narrator said, "This may seem harsh by todays standards.......". I thought what's fucking harsh about that?
Sgt weston is probably one of the nicest Sargent I've seen 😂 good old fashion beasting
And bloody effective
That's not a beasting. A beasting in the jail in our battalion went on until you cried, and it went on some more. The RP Staff would totally break us down.
Matthew Jones ...so sad. Can i ask you something if you could give me an honest answer i would appreciate it although you got your full name.....From your whole experience in the army....how much of it was shouting and beasting and how much was it useful knowledge that increased your efficiency as a soldier in the battlefield....percentage-wise if you can.
@@dimitriosdesmos4699 I'd say 60% was instructional and 40% was beasting, in training anyway. It was for a purpose though. It put you in your place, it programmed you to do as you're told, when you're told. The sad thing was that the lefty snowflakes got involved and insisted that it was terribly nasty to the poor little babies joining the army. That had a detrimental effect on the people going to battalions.
They did that one time in season 1 with the normal Lads army, when 3 said they had shaved while they didnt, lying to the platoon commander. the beasted them between the section buildings so everyone could see it and only stopped when one of them broke down crying.
@@matthewjones9565 I've been given to understand the beasting and screaming also has to do with mentally preparing people for extreme stress, such as when the enemy is blasting you with high explosives, poison gas, human wave charges, snipers, the kitchen sink, and fuck knows what else.
Idk how long ago but this has changed, 8 years ago beasting is something that would rarely happen to you more than twice, first time was easy 2nd time fucked you up physically for days, because you'd be training but under more physical duress due to the beasting than most of your unit. I think they finally realised if you beast people to breaking point, you get the machine you want serving, but that person is fucked up permenantly.
4:21 - 4:27 Weston's gestures made me laugh my arse off so hard.....
we need for prisons to be like this and to bring back national service.
ty for putting the vids up.
Sargent Weston reminds me of my old school rugby coach, ex army and would push us to do our best.
4:53 The sign to the left as he walks in. *State of Alert - BLACK* 😂😂
😂😂😂
@Bilal Khalid how is it racist? Its actually a name.
@Bilal Khalid Aryan is actually a name. There's this wonderful thing called "Google" that you can try using.
@Bilal Khalid Of course I know that, but a word can have different connotations and meanings.
@Bilal Khalid fuckin brain dead
“We got there! But because you were a little bit slow, let’s go for another one!” 😂😂😂
SERGEANT TIM WESTON IS A LEGEND LOL
That sergeant at the end making all wonkey noises in his ear was hilarious, I would of been pissing myself as well 😂
This time don't snort the bloody thing! It's not coke! LMAO!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
How Weston keep a straight face during this lol 😂😂😂
Ahh the posh boys at the top, the state school boys at the bottom... and the trickle down effect starts!!!
As it should be
Smith legitimately looked like he was having fun doing all that, really
no kidding, goddamn kindergarten. Pathetic.
We need this national service for all young people to put manners ! respect ! And learn how to be men !
And you’re a non warfaring idiot who takes pride in what your generation did but you bask in its glory even though you did nowt. Be gone with you
The Platoon Commander is.... VERY attractive xxxx
He certainly looks like a kick ass kinda guy haha
Haha i remember getting sent down to the guardroom for a beasting in basic training and i had to get one of them heavy floor buffers and buff the ceiling and shout "eew aww eew aww i love carrots" hahaha..
Plus stress position with different sized shell casings which you then had to brasso because you got them dirty!
That Provos is something else entirely. 😂👍
ahw hes oppressed bless him and sgt weston should of been protecting our war memorials
This is what we need now here in the UK.
Top bloke, proper provo sgt, saying that each one has the skills.
This provo and the one with the huge moustache are the best
We need more people in this world like Provo Sgt Weston....Love to go for a pint with him..
i once applyed for this but they would not take former soilders.
This is mad! (edit: I take that back)
Bilal Khalid The first season was for volunteers
@StickyickyX The point is that it is so comical. I will be uploading full season episodes shortly.
From a Yank-
The Sargent looks like he is trying not to laugh. The British Army knows how to communicate with it's recruits. Well done!
john smith Don't forget this was based on British national service of the 1950s potentially a recruit would possibly have been 'roughed up a little '
It's so crazy, it's brilliant
The country would be in a much better place if we had more Tim Westons about
Love the provost lol !!!!!
ahhhhhh poor smith!! feel sorry for the person that has to change his nappy
I joined the army in 1993, and if we spoke to our NCOs like that under any circumstances, they'd have taken us out the back and kicked the shit out of us!
My old man joined the RAF in the 60s, and the stories he told me about the beastings he got (he was a bit of a shit), made my time in the army seem almost pleasant!
They need to bring this back
For what purpose? Are you one of those people who think that the army would give these guys "a short sharp shock" or some bullshit theory?
@PrezDaNT the CUNT SL4Y3R 666卐卐 not my fault that I dont want to kiss the queens ass, fine go and agree with joining the army to defend the elite.
The P C brigade won't allow it,shame.
I can't breathe properly whilst ranting lol
One of the funniest beasties I've ever seen😂 I'd love to be sergeant Weston haha
I was waiting for him to say make like a certain animal 😂😂😂
That arch in his back was hurting me
I’ll bet Provost Sergeant Weston was a real fucking hard case when he was younger. I wouldn’t mess with him even now!
Smith is legit
I’m randomly reading these comments after almost 20 yrs lol. I’m literally legit lol by the way this is smith 🤜🏾🤛🏾
@@kaisendalesmith915
Mate is that you? Fair play fella
You’re the best thing since sliced bread. Classic.
That hooray henry young Rupert (british officer) is about as menacing as his cartoon bear namesake: "Stand to attenshun". Sergeant Weston though well would not want to mess with him. Decent NCOs are the ones where the respect and leadership lie.
+mattbod officers don't have to be menacing maybe except those who rose through ranks that's what SNCOS and NCOS are for
mattbod why bark when you have a dog.
mattbod yeah init Portugal is wonderful this time of hour man good to see you my old mucka like in the good old days in school
got better motivation than I got
Keep em coming!
What's the name of that tune that plays at the end?
People in jail should be put through this discipline
The physical training instructor in the white vest is Nicky Sandford from series 1?
If national service was brought back today, there would be country-wide havoc, protests, and possibly riots
I think National Service should be brought back to be honest. Too bad if there are protests & riots, they should be ruthlessly crushed!
There are too many delinquents on our streets these days with absolutely no respect for their elders & betters & think that they do whatever they like & nobody is going to stop them! National Service changed boys to men & it was for the national good as well!
"dont snort the bloody thing its not coke" 😅😅
NEEDED NOW !!
No problem. More to come...
Bloody officers... Like a naughty school boy. Officer was actually trying to help him from getting wrecked.
"Dont spit in me face, or Corporal Fucking Dean over there will play with your testicles"!! LOL!!
‘Don’t drown’ 😂
I fucking love Sgt Weston 😂😂
i love Sgt Weston. But he kinda reminds me of one of the Giants from the BFG... think its bloodbottler.
Hardest arse ever to grace the British military i think....
Provost Sergeant Weston is the best fucking instructor known to man
I'm locked up they won't let me out LOL
At least he learned his lesson....
No pain, no gain man.
Westons the reason im here. Fucking hilarious. Really fucking hilarious. Ha ha ba ba ba ba ha laughing my ass off.
Glad I watched till the end don’t snort it it’s not coke 😂
That's hysterical!! XD
Good old Smith...well done son!
Why did we stop National Service? It would really sort the thugs you get on the street these days who think society owes them something. Would love to see them get beastings and for once understand to respect others and follow rules!
Yes, but not this bullshit. Reincorporate the training/punishment from 30 years ago and then you'd get somewhere with these little fuckshits.
that chicken sound he made sounds like someone is stomping on it
I've noticed that one of provost staff smiling at Smiths beasting.
after a good beasting hes not so gobby now he he,the RP's a leg-end lol
Sergeant Weston is Class.
Um What’s Um I Didn’t You Say Um Did I Lol :).
I remember this one back in 2005
Aw shieet, here we go again.
How did they find a Dennison smock that big ? Was it made from a 12 x 12 tent ?
0:24 ......"my arm is killing me like fuck!' Hilarious
"My health is going down" yeah he plays too many video games.
4:27 These camera angles throughout the series are underrated
He loved him in the end, a bit too much lol
Weston was falling in love with at the end
Falling in love with him
what season of bad lads army was this in then?