2:27 Anomaly: "You're like Helen Keller.." Hace: "Who's that?" Anomaly: "She was blind, but I think her biggest handicap was being a woMAN." Sandwich 100000
@@alteredbeast192 We all know how broken the youtube system is. Plus it's easily misinterpreted by say someone like me ,an average joe, who dont know the language
Anomaly: This is why they need to add Dangerzone ranks. Anomaly after July update: *WHY THE FUCK DID THEY ADD THIS? Now we can see which path CS is taking.*
Anomaly: Danger zone sucks. CSGO: *ring* *ring* we’ll make you next case opening rigged again if you say dangerzone is fun. A few days later after collecting his thought and recruiting one of his weird friends to play this nightmare Anomaly: HELLO GUYS DANGER ZONE IS ACTULLY FUN WHAT A COINCIDENCE?!
Anomaly, you should play wingman with papanomaly i hope he gets better, been watching ur vids since 2016 keep uploading never stop love you bb no homo my friend
I actually know Ahmet the carpet seller. He is actually a 14 year old boy from Romania and currently is currently at my school. Just so you know, he was so happy when he saw that he got in the vid that he screamed so hard until his voice got fucked up. Anomaly makes little bois happy
When you think its safe to watch this video with volume up next to ur mom , bcs the doesn't speak english , but then they decide to swear in arabic :) Thnx anomaly
I never thought I would say this... but Danger Zone is actually kind of fun. 👏😳
K
Cyka
love me
No nigga
When opening? :D
*"I SELL C A R P E T"*
Wdym?
@@kixouri havent you seen the video?
@@pauasensi7249 No
@@pauasensi7249 no
Turkhis turkhis
2:27
Anomaly: "You're like Helen Keller.."
Hace: "Who's that?"
Anomaly: "She was blind, but I think her biggest handicap was being a woMAN."
Sandwich 100000
Helen* one l
if i reach 1000 subscribers im going to shave my asshair and send it to anomaly fanmail, wish me luck bois 👌
Ok this shit is fucking funny
Damn, I felt that burn too man... 😂
ok but to be fair how does hace not know who hellen keller is
Anomaly: I don’t want to be demonetized.
Also Anomaly: Her biggest disability was being a women.
It is tho
"I'm that guy in Miami who salted and ate someone's face."
They should reduce the warmup to like 30 seconds
"it's hard to argue with his assessment"
@@tremblence yeah because u have a good computer unlike me
anomaly: *roasts valve's danger zone
valve: *holds knife on anomaly's throat*
anomaly: danger zone is actualy good !
You do not need a good name, but atleast a decent pfp
but is it FN ?
tbh anomaly would probably force the knife across his throat
I sell carpet
"Today I'm playing with Hace"
Me: Turns down volume
you got hace confused with haix
@@Dave29 what happened to haix
@@Dave29 he decreased the volume anyway just in case if anomaly mispronounced haix's name you know xddd
@@AbdAbdAbdAbd haix earrape
Nobody:
Ahmet Can Özdemir: MARRHABA I SELL CARPET
AHMET CAN ÖZDEMİR IS TURKISH
Gahba means bich in arabic 😂😂😂
@@fedibenmansour6466 Yea and it's "kahpe" in Turkish
Can Özdemir is a swedish scammer btw
@@congeria5042 Shut u and listen ceza ok?
Anomaly: Im trying to monitize this video Hace
Also Anomaly: 5:33
The Worst class that literally just means throwing a grenade tho
@@alteredbeast192 We all know how broken the youtube system is. Plus it's easily misinterpreted by say someone like me ,an average joe, who dont know the language
@@alteredbeast192 but people will associate it to terrorism
@@Hardi4blo Kinda fucking racist if you just associate arabic languages with terrorism
برمي قنبلة يدوية (i throw hand grenade)
Anomaly; "DANGER ZONE IS ACTUALLY FUN"
Hace: "Well yes, but actually no"
Makes sense.
inb4 everyone starts playing it and saying they’ve always liked it
did it before it was cool *flossing emoji*
Still hate it
if i reach 1000 subscribers im going to shave my asshair and send it to anomaly fanmail, wish me luck bois 👌
Shazzile *deletes dumbass comment*
Even Fortnite is more fun
"PewDiePie Buys That Alot" XDDDDDDDDDDDD
ecks dee
Now thx to Anomaly, everyone will do the same trick.
Danger Zone?
More like: *J U M P E R Z O N E*
Hahah jumerzone go brrrr
"Room temperature iq"
-101919191991919101 bcc his iq
Jokes on you my termometer is in kelvin
Nice comment
Combined iq doesn't exceed water temperature
-rapacen
How is papanomaly doing? Give him a beer!🍺🍻
if u want him to die
Lol not like that
@@lukesono5687 there will be no more good content
he has had enough beers
Anomaly: "Danger Zone is pure shit."
*Gets sponsored*
Anomaly: "It's acutally pretty good"
"Acutally"
Exojump is basically Half Life 1 Long Jump Module
edit: which is very awesome♡
Exactly, and let's be honest it was the best thing in Half Life :D Gotta love jumping all over the map with high speed xD
@@Skweanky totally agree with you
ahmet knk ünlü oldun :D
*I SELL CARPET*
acaba ahmet bu videoyu izliyomudur lan
Ahmet bee gururumuz
İzler illaki
Ahmet legend oldu xD
Reis be
Salam gagaslar
8:47 hey , I am from Azerbaijan , and no , our PC's are not made out of wood , it's plastic , at least something I can afford
Zac Ru its a joke...
@@groundzero150 I am joking too , plastic is cheaper than wood
bele baxanda duz deyir menim komp taxtadandi 50fps verir
Sjsjsis azerimisin??
Anomaly: "who do we jump on?"
Hace: "your mom"
"she was blind, but i think her biggest handicap was being a woman"
😱🤣🤣🤣🤣
Feminist joins the chat
Viral Greek emoji emoji
Karen wants to know your location
8:45 thanks anomaly for the shout-out 🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿😂😂😂
Edit: senol anomaly gicdulaxdi 😂
if i reach 1000 subscribers im going to shave my asshair and send it to anomaly fanmail, wish me luck bois 👌
🇦🇿
🇹🇷
adam diyor ki danger zone da ki tüm veletler azeri ve bilgisayarlarıı tahtadan yapılmış diyor ne alaka şimdi shout out la
Aha subhanallah ilk defe gorenler like azerbaycanli
Anomaly: Danger Zone is actually fun.
Some Turkish Guy: Merhaba!! I am selling brains!
ulan bu kadar cok turk var miymis lan anomaly izleyen xD
@DOSTÇA TV ama aliskanlik olmus saylanmaz :(
@@maki3904 yes they are
@@maki3904 thx
@@maki3904 lmao one gay say Russian blyat😜😜🤪🤪🤪😂😂😂😂😂
7:03 Anomaly: I'm about to end this mans career.
Cunter Strik: No you
10:29
hace: where did he come from
Me:where did he go, Cotton-Eye Joe?
Try playing without a teammate. It's a bit harder.
Use drone ability. You can steal people's stuff
And he didn't even use the shield ;-;
No, use money bonuses. You can buy exojump for 1000$, and drone pilot chip for the same price.
Maarhaba, I sell carpet 🤣🤣
if i reach 1000 subscribers im going to shave my asshair and send it to anomaly fanmail, wish me luck bois 👌
Amk
Congrats you watched the video
0:33 NGER ZONE
Im going to say the N word! xD
@@GMDFlow no u
@@GMDFlow NEN
@@GMDFlow stupid nigga
7:12 he literally rode a rocket xD
I AM no its the bump mine
@@nikolasstankovic6794 Its a joke fucktard
@@ztomoe chill the fuck out dickhead smd
We still need a new operation ;(
Danger Zone is an operarion
anomaly: i hate danger zone
also anomaly: yes but actually no, i like dangerzone
Dansgame WEEBS dansgame NIGHTCORE dansgame
Anomaly: This is why they need to add Dangerzone ranks.
Anomaly after July update: *WHY THE FUCK DID THEY ADD THIS? Now we can see which path CS is taking.*
Hace: steals all of the loot from anomaly’s kills
Anomaly: Opens weapon crate
Hace: “of course you are”
ITS BEEN A WHOLE YEAR SINCE BABA GANOUSH 3 pls
Nobody :
Ahmet : "I sell Carpet"
no
@@mahnemsjef yes, carpet give 50% aim boost
Anomaly: see this is why they should add ranks to danger zone
Valve: HOLD MA BEER !
PandaOG04 Yeah dude u have my Humor
hold my cases and knives
When valve reach out to u:
Anomaly: danger zone is actually fun
Now let's wait for danger zone eSports
2:53
My favourite moment
Anomaly: Danger Zone is bullshit, we want a fucking operation.
*Danger Zone it's actually a operation*
Anomaly: yeah it's a little bit fun.
5:34
When he said : hfidnels icbeiw kdoedua
I really felt that.
i think it means "im throwing a grenade" or some shit
Anomaly:Danger zone is SHET
*CHANGE MY MIND*
It’s actually not that bad,it’s fun to play sometimes
no
Anomaly : danger zone is fun
Danger Zone playerbase: *increases*
4:22 Hace: WHAT IS HE DOING
Anomaly: he’s standing out in the open with no armor and his glock out
o noe
wat happon
Offensive Utility
N-Word Pass
*Haixs mom is dying
*Haix hits a 100k
Portugal Time
*ok what?*
Someone remembers those phrases
Anomaly: *i love games with smooth fast mobility*
Doom eternal: *yo*
5:33 bi arami goomboola yaddawiya
Which means I'm throwing a hand grenade
Yea he got that from Raad
بأرمي قميله يدويه
The way Danger Zone actually feels is *S P I C Y*
"marhaba i sell carpet"
0:09 ok i'm legit dying
Everyone in 2019, don't say any bad words or make bad words.
And then there's you, I love it.
Anomaly:
Danger zone sucks.
CSGO:
*ring* *ring* we’ll make you next case opening rigged again if you say dangerzone is fun.
A few days later after collecting his thought and recruiting one of his weird friends to play this nightmare
Anomaly:
HELLO GUYS DANGER ZONE IS ACTULLY FUN WHAT A COINCIDENCE?!
When Valve pays you to say good things about danger zone
i just want to tell you mr.anermly. that i really like ur videos and u make me laugh everyday! Thank you so faking much mr.anermly
Ofc is gonna be fun when u have friends to play with :(
Imma hop in a danger zone game right now just to see half the lobby flying around with bump mines XD
"The New Jumpy Jump Legs"
*ALL NEW* Jumpy Jump Legs™ by MATTEL™
8:17 hace making the flash reference
me: i respect
This video was updated at night, I couldn't watch it at that time as I didn't want my parents watching grown men scream about nothing.
Thanks to anomaly im now hELLA invested in danger zone. gamemode is pretty fun tbh
Actual video title: VALVE PAYED ME TO SAY THIS
9:23
when you win a really hard match in any game
Man this man just singled handedly started this mans career
Anomaly, you should play wingman with papanomaly i hope he gets better, been watching ur vids since 2016 keep uploading never stop love you bb no homo my friend
Anomaly:Pc made of wood
Me: I HaB A NvIdIa GeFoRsE 720m!!!
I have Intel HD Graphics :(
You again: grammar 0
me: nice work teammate!
the teammate: أنا في الواقع العربي
2:36 I'm dead XD
Ahmet can özdemir ünlü oldun kardeşim
HeaveN aynen
Anomaly'nin Türk izleyicileri var mıymış ya şaşırdım...
@@ahmetknac1767tabi len mq
HeaveN can you translate it in English I don’t understand Turkish :)
Bob Needsthemilk he says: Ahmet Can Özdemir you are famous now bro
Anomaly: Dangerzone is acutely kind of fun
Me: *Suprised pikachu face*
A C U T E L Y
Nik 183 bruh sorry my grammar is really bad
valy0f stfu noob English is not my original language
The only time you'll ever see Anomaly having equipped a default knife ingame is here, having it picked up from someone else
I actually got shocked when that windows error sound played and i immediately paused the video
"My game crashed."
F karma.
"My eyesight is as far as shotgun range"
"Youre hellen keller"
"Whos hellen keller?"
"Shes blind, but your biggest handicap was being a woman"
Her*
I actually know Ahmet the carpet seller. He is actually a 14 year old boy from Romania and currently is currently at my school. Just so you know, he was so happy when he saw that he got in the vid that he screamed so hard until his voice got fucked up. Anomaly makes little bois happy
0:57 yo Anomaly, how much do you pay your video editor for these sick animations?
When you think its safe to watch this video with volume up next to ur mom , bcs the doesn't speak english , but then they decide to swear in arabic :)
Thnx anomaly
Person from the future here. They added ranks
In the controls you can assign a button to "spot", for some reason there is no base button for it.
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Özdemir: *CARPET*
Älskar dina videos (no homo)
Fortsätt med bra videos👌👏👏
Jesper Dannvall ruottalaiset on homoja siks anomalykin on enemmän suomalainen ku hurri :D
@@Crabber1 Prata svenska eller enelska (speak swedish or enlisch
Jesper Dannvall I said swedish people are gay and thats why anomaly is more Finnish than Swedish
U should learn Finnish cuz swedish is useless and sounds so dumb
@@Crabber1 bra sverige du har
Anomaly: *DANGER ZONE IS ACTUALLY FUN*
Me: *well yes, but actually no*
How to create a nuke explosion, first you will need 500$, buy a grenade and a flashbang, and you just "Grenade out!" and "im throwing flashbang!".
Hace:HE SHOOTING ME LUDDE!
Thank you for good laughs!
sv_cheat 1
give weapon_bumpmine
exojump
give weapon_breachcharge
ty
@@Jotgiex give weapon_shield if you want
Anomaly: “There needs to be ranks!”
Valve: “Hold my coffee!”
“Raises my room temperature to 100 degrees for better gameplay”
Gaben: you will not get any knife
Anomaly: danger zone is actually fun
5:34 he said in arabic “ Throwing a hand bomb”
he said barme konbola yadawea
برمي قنبلة يدوية
lmao متعاطي
عرب
@@dark_mounirاي له
stop speaking noodles
When gaben threatens you
Anomaly: YEAH DAnGER ZONE is SOooOoo FUN
Greetings from Turkey. I love u and Hace 🖤
Ahmet Can Özdemir: *Maarhaba I SELL CARPET*
I never thought i would say this.... but where the fuck is the new operation coming out??
Nobody:
Anomaly: yo Guys its ja boy anermly
I really like your vids keep going like that PERKELE
The "Öffne" made me laugh so hard lmao
My wife still misses me
Well look who's here
very gay ngl
wait, i dont even remember commenting this
2:36 only Arabs will understand 😂😂😂👍
Nice Name and Almost Every Swede
@@ivarsson6926 i didn't know 😂, Noice.
😂😂😂😂😂
I never saw you do it (I guess) but you can tag stuff with your middle mouse button.
in danger zone, taser reloads i guess in 5 min or so, so u can use it many times
Anomaly: I want to monetize this video man.
Also Anomaly: Hehe Hace mom flat.