The Guys Are Ready For Cuffin' Season | Episode 103 | NEW RORY & MAL
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ก.ย. 2024
- (This episode was pre-recorded on September 14th)
The boys sat down with their team to have a (semi) serious conversation about what relationship season looks like at their age. Mal gives us absolute terrible advice on what to ask women on a first date, and they go over the official Cuffin' Season Calendar dates. Mal tells a story of the first time he went to a girl's family's house for thanksgiving, and we try to decide which R&B starlet would break his heart, which leads into a conversation regarding women in the entertainment industry and the people hey must kiss for work (poor Safari). They also tell you what kind of women to avoid if you don't want to be lied to, how to fake an orgasm, + more!
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TIMESTAMPS
0:00:00 Intro, begins to talk about cuffing season, Mal think its okay to ask a girl if her womb is good
0:03:03 Mal gives a lay of the land a lets the listeners know exactly what this pod is gonna be about, long story short, they gonna be giving relationship advice. Talks about how Fab coined the term cuffing season and how we need a soul tape from Fab
0:05:11 Mal asks Rory what the difference is between their cuffing season schedule, who they try to cuff, how they go about it, what type of coach/player they would be, etc
0:09:03 Social medias favorite people who are now single (allegedly). Do women still wants relationships? Where should men even try to meet women these days? The timeline of cuffing season
0:15:11 The fans are tired of Rory saying he's too old, Rory says he ages bad. they go on to talk about the 'sneaky cuff' where women cuff up their man, but the man ain't even aware of whats going on. Who's going to get their heart broken first? Uzi w/ JT, Puff w/ Young Miami, Megan with Pardi? Did Young Miami already break Puffs heart when she said she was single on her Revolt pod? Who would break Rory's heart first, Meg or Summer Walker?
0:23:18 What songstress could break Mal's heart? (Lmao, somehow, this turns into Mal going crazy on Rory). Mal goes off on people who bring burgers to Thanksgiving, but is understanding of someone bringing the hammer to Thanksgiving instead
0:29:04 Mal says they need to do a family clash for Thanksgiving. Rory goes back to the idea of Mal dating Normani. Says Mal couldn't handle it because she was suckin face with Chris Brown and he couldn't be cheering her on during that
0:33:58 Who cheats better, Men or Women? Talks about If a women is wearing ____, then you know they gonna cheat
0:39:26 When you walk into a womens room, what are the indicators that let you know you're gonna beat? Everyone goes back to telling Mal that its wrong to ask a girl if her womb is good, and Mal defends himself.
0:45:35 When a dude is in the process of cuffing a girl and they find out she has a signed Derek Jeter baseball? how she get that? Talks about podcast groupies and a specific situation with Benner
0:49:26 Demaris starts going off the walls a little and begins laughing like a villain. Rory asks Demaris about the first time she faked an orgasm. Julian has a date to go to, and Rory questions him down about it. Mal mentions girls having crabs and Demaris lets him know that women don't get crabs nowadays because they always waxed
0:55:53 Demaris talks about the time one of her friends saw Mal at an Art Gallery with a chick, James Franco getting cancelled
0:57:53 Back to talking about Julians date. Asks if she puts her toe up in IG photos. Demaris asks whats mens obsession with chicks who have a humble social media, making fun of Demaris, outro
Whats really good tho?
My Nigga (Head Nod) - Denzel
Ohh shit, my nigga you got Pinned. Nigga "You" made it
They need to pay you something small or give ya a Amazon gift card for each time you handle the time stamps.
GOAT 🐐
Started crazy asking about the womb. Ended even crazier. Another great pod!
This was hands down one of their best episodes, the transparency, the jokes, the insight off camera, Damaris "on" camera, and the jokes were hilarious! Great episode start to finish!
"Never fvck someone who you wouldn't want to be" - Frank Ocean
Fuf Rury and Mealy Mal... JBP all day bloodcuz!
One day we gotta acknowledge how everybody be mad when Mal be right, then he gotta give the science & then win the whole room over 😂😂😂
Facts, we peep that 💯 👀
@@rascalmania Found Mal's burner 😂
at this point there can be a whole 10 min video about shit he said that he was right about.
@@chrishernandez5173 we love a good compilation 🤗😂
@@PwnPwer found me 💰💰💰
😂
Mal is crazy 🤦🏾♀️ ... " Is the womb good? No? So what's for dessert? " BRUH 😂😂😂😂
Rory's fake uncomfortable laugh is legendary 😭😭😭😭😭😭
LMFAOO IKR
It's gold.... Every time
Lmfaooo I was crying when Mal “ triggered “ him
Go in there and make my shoes from scratch!!! Is absolutely Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂 riggght
This is the best episode they’ve had in a long time. Evergreen episodes like these always show that their random topics are better than hip hop headlines. Watching this today felt very personable and made my day during a shitty day at work. Running it back again 😂
NFS I was gonna say the same thing. The evergreen joints give off a better vibe... I know they gotta play the algorithms to keep Sirius happy in order to be a profitable partner but... I started listening to the other pod back in 2015 bc of the whole Mainstream beef, but I kept listening for the disinterested oneliners from these guys. When this started I thought they was gon do that in long form. This is 🔥💯
Listen. This last part was nuts. "Make my shoes from scratch"
When I say I was crying at that part lmfaoo
Y’all gotta get back to those sketches you guys started the channel with, it’s what separated y’all from other podcasts. It was so unique.
They did two last week
I think the sketches moved to their Patreon
@@Jun3bugger it has
100%
@@Jun3bugger that’s weak AF
Mal definitely got a r&b singer or female rapper in the cut. I saw that look on his face 🌚
On God! There’s an indie track out here SOMEWHERE….. about Mal
Julian being a family snob is hilarious 😂😂
Demaris low key funny AF lol her ad-libs are on point 😂
EPISODE OF THE YEAR 🏆
Y’all went crazy the last 15 minutes of the pod 😂😂😂
And d almost tried to cut it short 🤦🏻♀️ so glad mal stopped her 😂😂😂
They gave you 15 minutes of hits? 😏
@@ilubyou13 ayooo
“I don’t hear my dinner cooking” had me crying lol
Rory and Mal so in sync both of em looked at eachother at the same time when demaris said that bullshit🤣 25:29
Can’t lie Rory & Mal were hitting from the logo with this one!!
Sb: Rory attempting to do the bird pose is NUTS😭
These are always my favorite type of episodes. It’s okay to joke and not have to be PC all the damn time.😂😂😂
Facts!
This was one of the absolute best episodes in quite some time! Laughter, so much laughter the ENTIRE ep! Much needed, I may even come back to this episode after a bit
"Put me down Megan its not funny anymore" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rory saying "what that womb do?" Is sick!! 🤣🤣
Is it really? Lol. It’s a relatively fair question
@@KatoOnTheTrack1 🤣🤣🤣 you right!
That shit had me dyin😂
😂
@@KatoOnTheTrack1 truly it is you just dont hear that but its valid I need to know if her womb good or not lol
Awww man...Rory almost took me out with the "Put me down! Put me down!"
"Put me down Megan its not funny anymore" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3 sets of 20 😂😂😂😂
rory telling us some girl he might've wanted to cuff telling him: just finish up and leave is wild
Me n my ex broke up en February. She got engaged in June. I’m never dating again
😂😂
MESSAGE!
these new brand baddies are opportunists x10
they see a lvl up, they on it. Its fuck family, fuck the morals, and fuck you too.
Damn she moved on real quick 🤔😂
Rory , telling Meg put me down. 😭 im weak
Nawwww If shorty invites you over for Thanksgiving and is serving hamburgers fam Run😂😂😂🚩🚩🚩🚩
Mal is so guarded he's definitely had his heart broken more than once
The live chat was so funny!!! Love to the chat y’all made my morning 🙏🏾💯 Baby D we love you💜
#giveeddinbackhismic
mal wanting a cobbler wife is wild lol
Cobbler wife 😂😂😂
Is the womb good is the craziest thing I’ve heard and Mal not noticing what’s wrong with that…that’s a classic already 😂😂😂
Rory and Mal face at the 25:26 mark had me weak!
Demaris don’t mind Mal,We love it when you show yourself on camera 😌😌😎
Mal and Baby D are fucking. I don’t care. And Mal I applaud you.
Fasho
I applaud you is fvkin hilarious 😂
They aren't...
Lmaoo yo what is Mal talking about?? Women are not great liars? Mans is 40 and has never been in a actual relationship.
Yo the fact that Eddin and Julian hit the tune at the same time, and I was really thinking the same thing in my head 😂
Nah that last 10 mins was wayy too flagrant
Shit had me DYING 😂
Anybody else think Rory calling himself “old as fuck” at 32 is wild?
Very, 32 was old in the 90’s
He want to fit in and feel like mal 😂😂
Yeah 😂
yes!
@@goldiesworld2095 which is ironic because Mal feels/acts young as hell
great episode now the visuals are gonna make it 10x greater 🍊💰
So u listen twice?
51:38 had me doubled over crying laughing bruh. This one was insane lmao
Oh they really trying to get cancelled at the end 😂😂😂
Appreciate y’all, one of the few podcasts I wait on nowadays BUT how the hell y’all letting Mal give relationship advice?😂😂….I might have to fuck with the Patreon as in pay for it wow (pause)😂
Love. This. Pod. Period.
Baby Dee let that out wild asl
That ending was the best thing ever 😂😂😂 had me weak
Make my shoes is nasty😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
Na this episode was the best one to me 🤣 they tapped in to that energy I loved from them on jbp
Rory's trigger laugh is too much for me 😂
Respectfully Demaris been playing all episode ! Lol I love her
Eddin needs to make a comeback we need those ad libs
Good podcast, but Rory gotta stop talking over people
50:53 Demaruis got me hot and ready...😍😋🙃
Mal, listen to D on this one. A lot of women have fibroids ...and having children could be a very sensitive subject. It's all about how you ask
I really do appreciate this episode. With all the drama going on in the world, it’s refreshing to listen to a podcast thats not about the worlds bullshit. THANK YOU
So this is roryNmal...and the others???...I hear more of them now more then ever!!
Mals face when he said why are you talking he was appalled lol 😆
Amazing episode 😂 Mal survived the crab era
Mal being ten years older then Rory is wild 😂
The last 10 minutes are just chaotic. 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Yall some fools lmao
This fool said “put me DOWN Megan!!!! AGHhhhhhh 😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂
When Rory did the diddy "agh agh, agh agh" 😂😂😂
The Windex😭😭🌌
The name of this episode should have been called “the audacity of men”
And LMAO at me synching with the “so high”
This has to have been their the Mushroom Pod 😂😂😂
How this nigga said “they got burgers in here” 😂😂😂😂
Nah this episode was hilarious 😂 this nigga mal asked demaris “why are you talking?” 😭😭
Mal: You gotta make my shoes from scratch!! Lmao 🤣
D got that wagon
“Is the womb good? How’s the womb doing?” Fuckin weak 😂 💀
Women that wear jeans jackets are exceptional liars 😆. I truly love when they get to analyzing men/women relations and general stereotypes. I agree with most of it.
Not "After you work the room, work your womb"! That's sick 🤣
Guys keep doing y'all thing 💯
1 of my favorite episodes to date!! LoL
Can we start a thread of random misogynistic phrases in the comments??
They be working tirelessly tryna save Mal from sounding as dumb as he do sometimes 🤣
MAL TATE 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿
Yo.... Mal said "Go make my shoes!!" And I died😂😂😂😂😂
“Bring out the chimes”~ 💀💀💀 #ReleaseTheFlutes
Mal Tate was going off Rory Tate was backing him up 😭😭😭😭😭
I still feel like mal never been in a relationship and that’s fine but he talks crazy on that subject lol
This was fucking hilarious 😂😂😂😂
Mal definitely off that pack talking reckless again, nuff ratings tho
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE APPLES ARENT RIPE!!!???” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This was wild ass episode. I was literally in tears from laughing
Mannn the burgers 🍔 for thanksgiving is toooooo krazy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Soul tape 1-3, only reason I started listening to Fab outside of a clue tape lol
Yall killed it at the Chicago show!!! We had a TIME that night lol
It's alot of classic moments in this one episode..😂😂😂 This was one of them ones 💯 That misogynist bit at the end was hilarious
Nah nah nah nah. Aint no She gon break puff's heart. Just a few episodes ago, yall covered the clip where she asked him 'What is we?' His reaction was the clarification. She is single🤣
He is single. Takes her on vacation with his other girlfriends.
The fact that MAL constantly finds a way to be offensive is mind boggling.
Mal Tate😂😂😂😂😂……. Nasty work
this episode was INSANE 😭
"The stove is cold"😆🔥
Love conquers fall 😂😂
I legit love mal “why are you talking “
Mal please stop. You don't know women. Damaris is right you're 100% wrong. Periodt!
Mal has some of the worst takes I’ve ever heard lmao bro lives in a different world
This has quickly become my favorite podcast. The new setup definitely allowed the guys to be themselves 🔥