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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ส.ค. 2024
- From Jerma's first PowerWash Simulator stream (6/6/2021): • Jerma Streams - PowerW...
Jerma's Twitch: / jerma985
2ndJerma: / @2ndjerma
Jerma streams PowerWash Simulator long edit playlist: • Jerma Streams PowerWas...
Did I ever tell you guys about how I used to put on hockey equipment and my brother used to throw baseballs at me?
Note: This was edited using the Twitch VOD.
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the two types of conversations he has with chat are "adult talking to hyperactive toddler" and "lunatic talking to the voices in his head"
he's all roles in that depending on the situation
Funny thing is was when he was caught talking to chat when chat wasn't even working or was on emote only LUL
“jerma talks to his chat like they’re apes with a very loose grasp on human language and if he fails they will rip him to shreds” -chat
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"Are you Jerma?
"Who?"
"From Twitch?"
"What?"
Story starts at 31:20 jermoment at 32:02
"Why do I suddenly feel tall right now"
Somehow the funniest sentence Ive heard him speak
He caught a glimpse of being over 4'0"
EHH YEE HEEHEEHEE
0:28
i love that out of every celebrity it's tom kenny that is a jerma fan
i genuinely was dozing off when he started going “you, asleep right now. yes you, the one sleeping. open your eyes.” and i opened my eyes and just went “god damn it..”
HAHAHA
no
The Jerma “smash is a fighting game” argument is such a good example of why Jerma is so good at keeping the peace for his (sometimes fucking awful) chat.
Wait is his chat bad??
@@burgerboss1016 they are feral goblins
@@burgerboss1016Everything people say about how insane Jerma is also applies to chat.
1:39:55
he's honestly so fucking based talking about the school system, love this man
Like a cool conspiracy theorist teacher that's still cool enough to know but crazy enough with his theories and ticks to be weirded out by.
honestly hes so right, my school makes us wake up at 8 rather than 6 and theres a clear difference in how happy people are compared to other schools ive been to
Who even disagrees
Jeremy is so fucked up that he remembers memories that should be repressed as if they were the peaks of his childhood lmao
"What your brother didn't shatter your skulls with baseballs too when you were younger? W-well that's strange, I thought everybody did this."
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 And then he accuses chat of gaslighting him. lol
Im scared of what he did repress if they were the peak
💀
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 the fuck are you talking about? is everyone in chat on this "durrr FUCKED UP REPRESSED MEMORY!!!! SO FUCKED UP" train just braindead?
do you not have siblings? Why is everyone applying this dumb ass menace to his story?
He dressed in makeshift armor and tried to help his brother pitch baseballs. It isnt that complicated. The sheer exaggeration makes me sad.
i love the prime numbers story. reminds me of how i sometimes sleep to jerma streams :)
just fell off the bed when he was talking about taco bell and now i have a wound on my shoulder. thanks jerma
I hope you're ok!
@@skye4 didnt expect you to reply, im doing fine now! thanks :)
@@ykobi stupid jerma pushed you off your bed
5:32
i get a double boost of dopamine when i see that u uploaded a new long edit and then seeing that it's only #1
Skye will always be #1
@@Reac2 victory royale
Hearing him talk about Mario makes me think of how funny it could be if he played Super Mario Sunshine.
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@@skye4 oh my god
@@SpikeTheLucario Skye out here breaking bread and feeding the hungry with infinite Jerma content
@@Reac2 infinite torture chamber. Skye4 is just another torturer psycho spreading this fucking weirdo's gospel
Skye the jerma scholar
when he talked about how he woke up confused to the prime number counting video it blew my fucking mind because the exact same thing happened to me with the exact same video
1:09:01 the fucking off key piano scaring jerma really has me rolling
This reminded me of omori ost
the talking dog rabbit hole is by far the funniest part of this stream imo
Beginning of rabbit hole 1:25:08
Talks about Mickey Mouse vs Mario and then ends up at the Mickey Mouse copyright running out and Jerma saying people will use Mickey and just not even try with the voice, meanwhile overhere in the future of 1 1/2 years later, we have Chris Pratt Mario.
Nintendo really trying to win the speed run against Disney
The numbered series rant is actually fucking insane. "Stop adding numbers to games, I don't know if that was Sonic 17 or 8. Make it the years (which are also numbers) instead!" Love this man
Him talking about the hose mist and the way it smells brings back so many memories
I just listened to this while sleeping and it was me and jerma having a conversation but he would never let me talk, he just kept interrupting me while talking about son of the mask or something until I got really upset
finding out that jerma loves plastic beach as much as i do makes me so happy
30:53 jerma is undeniably funnier than the Simpsons though imo
Plastic Beach was the first Gorillaz album I heard so Jerma enjoying it and Gorillaz as a whole just elevates him even more to me.
this got me riled up, smash brothers is a PLATFORM FIGHTING GAME not a party game jerma is absolutely correct I think the chat just likes to gaslight him
1:39:53
Jerma deciding to just,,, deny the existence of pokemon music makes me, as someone who has listened to those specific songs for dozens of hours, very confused
I started crying with laughter when he called Gladion's theme "Sonic the Hedgehog" because Gladion really does deserve the title of "the Shadow of the Pokémon franchise"
1:13:48
Man, Skye I'm so happy you exist. Wish you all the best for this new year!
Its so easy to convince jerma he did something wrong
Love so much that he keeps getting proven wrong about the dog argument so he just keeps changing his own rules in his favor and still loses
the story at 31:28 is one of the funniest things ive heard in a while
bro ur edits are litterally perfect tysm for your service
that "what really happened" reference near the beginning was excellent
Never thought my go to channel for Jerma edits wouldn't be 2ndJerma. Love the length and style of your edits. You've helped keep me entertained for so many hours
Love that Jerma was an immediate instafan of Powerwashing Sim. I get it, the game is super relaxing
jerma is NEVER beating the adhd allegations
He’s literally SAID he has adhd. What fuckin allegations.
the area i live in has busses that still have ads for The Mask on them. the upholstery is green & it has green lights on the inside. every time i see it it makes me feel like im having a stroke
Idk why i had the craziest laughing fit over 31:55 cuz the way he said "are you Jerma?" sounded so offended, like Jerma is a derogatory term and saying "are you Jerma" is the equivalent to saying "are you stupid?"
hope you had a good new year skye! thanks for the long edit too.
Completely agree on all the school points, and a lot of people in higher positions do know that many of these things, particularly higher pay for teachers, is needed to fix the problems within the school system. There's a large body of evidence that shows homework doesn't do anything for learning or retaining information, it just gives kids another reason to hate and avoid school. But like most things, these are all controlled by politics. You would not believe the amount of incopetent people who just go into education to have a cushy government job with benefits and pension, and do shit-all. The sad part about it is that It makes all the teachers who are actually trying look bad, so from the outside it just seems like the education system is a complete failure to anyone who doesn't know any better. It's heartbreaking seeing all the teachers who are trying their best to give these kids a chance, and then the poor kids think no one cares about them because it's just a public school and one teacher can't fix all the problems. But I assure you, like every other fucked up institution, it's bureaucracy and fuck-head politicians all the way down.
Lmao so many people didn't grow up with a sibling (specifically boy sibling to another boy) because the putting on pads and throwing each other/beating each other up was SUPER normal.
Like, what do you expect?
just rolled a giant joint and was looking for something to watch when this drops, thnak you skye
whyd the sleep convo wake me up.
dear lord i was crying while he was talking about getting out of school. i used to use all tricks to try and get out of school lol
amazing edit, thank you! and editing in the callbacks/references/Jerma's dementia was awesome
44:12
I worked at Cedar point for a season, and if I wasn't running scale I was running Top Glow. Which is one of the water racing games Jerma is describing here.
The speed that yours will move up is completely random. So even if you miss a little bit at the beginning, as long as you didn't throw hard there's still a chance you can catch up and win.
BEST video EVER, I like it SO MUCH
1. donut county is an amazing game and he should play it and i love the ost oh my fucking god im so glad i finally caved and watched this
and 2. spaceballs is one of my fucking favorite movies its hilarious and he also likes it and thinks its hilarious??? oh my GOD im so glad i finally caved and watched this, this is peak entertainment
i dont think i could watch this stream by itself so thank you for making this skye, we love you
Soap andy
33:56 I feel like Jerma isn't remembering that whole story. I'm sure after that guy said Jerma's name he got out of the car and whipped out his Z6 Baton and attacked Jerma.
Zilthy streamer plays washing game to shamelessly fulfil his cleaning fantasies while live audience of billions watches in horror
Jerma saying goofy talks like a normal person is arguably one of the most insane things he's said
Almost 3 hours of schizo ramblings LETS GO!!!!
Thats insensitive
You shouldn't make that kind of joke unless you yourself are schizophrenic, using "schizo" otherwise it's very rude to schizophrenic people and insensitive, they struggle with hallucinations and delusions every day, it's a serious mental illness it's not something that should be taken lightly
Additionally, "schizo" is a slur
@@dinonatorful good job this is a joke on the internet that impacts literally 0 people then I guess 😂
Schizomaxxing
@@BenjyF563 ill get your dog
I love the toy/gum drawer so so much in dentist offices i love them!! They had the little parachute guys, and rings, and little bobbleheads in a lil clear lid pokeball thing?? AGH
I just got a sick gummy gold fish
@@PinnePon hell yeah!!! Trinkets are my favorite kind of treasures
this psa made me quit vaping
The "don't vape PSA" made me think of Scrubs' "Don't Smother Your Kids" joke PSA.
This is such a fucking niche reference.
"Come home, get comfy smother your kids - sounds great, right?
Wrong. Don't smother your kids
🌟🚪🚶🌟"
jerma talking about the chips are dinner rant is so funny
why does he always feel the need to die on the weirdest hills. like i swear he's been arguing with chat about talking dogs for 30 minutes straight
Guess what am doing tomorrow while high. Watching this for 3 hours.
popped an edible as soon as i saw this was uploaded lmao
Thank god I got this now
7:35 this has happened to me a good dozen times, I'm so glad I'm not the only one who bears this curse
Thanks for putting these together, they're great to listen to on the commute. I thought the simpsons clip of Moe saying my life begins today would've fit so well too
Great thumbnail, it really puts jerma's highbrow comedy on display.
this video feels like a fever dream
I sometimes have a hard time remembering stuff myself and it's isn't really his fault but hearing jerma trying his damnest to claim that the realistic humans from sonic 06 aren't the same as Mario Odyssey is so funny to me. They look like they can co-exist in a realistic type game and no one can tell the difference between them. Yeah it's argued that Mario's real humans is a bit more stylized and cartoony than 06 but on first glance it's really hard to tell.
clicked on this video and immediately passed out, im convinced jerma put some kinda sleepy spell in this stream
he did!
i love the chips are dinner argument showing up randomly
Pokemon has been around for nearly 30 years and Jerma talks as if there is only a singular Pokemon game and not an entire franchise that has multiple animes, games and various other things lmfao
Nice, perfect way to cap off the night.
He's right about the dog thing but because he doesn't know about Bolt he thinks of a scapegoat to why it doesn't count.
Skye! Are you going to edit the Jerma Wrestling Empire (Part 4) stream? There's a few of them already, but they cut down way too much content. Sometimes he's talking about something hilarious that happened and we just don't have the context, since it was skipped. I'd love to see one of your two hours edit format of that stream.
Yup, that's my next planned edit.
@@skye4 LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO!
tht son of the mask song scene is my guilty pleasure as well 10/10 scene
Another day, another Sky4 banger.
amazing work as always
You actually did fuck with my dreams💀💀💀💀💀
Woo, a new jerma video
Great edit my guy, thanks
Every time he says "too good to be true, can't take my eyes off you" he sounded like every time Robin Williams was in family guy
He is way too american
Awesome! Thanks skye ❤️
i feel like the dogs that talked but people couldn't understand them don't count 😭
jerma is megabased for his takes on school funding
I grew up in Germany and I went to a high-school that was severely over funded. Like they build an all new high-school with the "latest tech for education" and absorbed students from 2 previously seperate high schools together. And I can tell you, higher funding means absolutely nothing if the dunces in charge allocate the money to expensive projectors and computers none of the staff now how or care to use (and don't need to), instead of paying teachers well enough to not come to school miserable, maintenance staff enough to actually want to do their job and maybe just hiring more people in general. My school literally cut all cleaning staff except for one lady and just made it not allowed to loiter on the halls during breaks, which made everything worse, because student ended up walking more and going outside more spreading even more dirt. They exploited the hell out of that last woman.
As I see it, the main issue with schools, almost world wide, is a lack of standards. Teachers need to randomly be observed if they do their job right and not told 2 weeks in advance to plan a good lesson once to show off and then never again.
There need to be some basic health inspections for sanitation standards every few months.
And maybe double check the money flow, I swear the principal pocketed like 40% of the schools funding to themselves (who ironically was the successor to a woman who was literally fired for doing just that, but after they switched, budget seemed not to improve. Weird). And to make up for that they DO need more funding.
Money poorly spend is worse than no money at all
@@Reac2 yeah, while i believe greater funding should be awarded, i also believe it should be properly allocated, else it wont do anything.
- Can we go see Jim Carrey?
- We have Jim Carrey at home!
Jim Carrey at home:
everytime he talks about food I think ahh, that's where the health problems come from
What the fuck bro i was asleep and he says wake up and I was having a shitty nightmare
Fun fact: School isn't to prepare you for life, it's to maintain the basic knowledge humanity has collected, the history and understanding of our universe. Not to prepare you to carry on life, but for that 0.1% sitting in the classroom that will change the world using the tools we have so far.
Really sweet what he says about education ♥
maybe a silly question but does anyone know his further takes on lisa the painful? i dont blame him fr not wanting to play it, the story is heavy and him being primarily a goofs streamer would clash massively, but i was jus wondering if he himself has ever provided further reason behind him not wanting to play. its sumn where certain story beats or characters i could see him loving (multiple wrestling references, harvey, being scared of mutants, etc), but i also get him not wanting to play, im jus wondering if hes off th game as a whole n why if hes ever stated
I think he just doesn't want to play it because it's too heavy for his stream.
smell the water, JERMA
58:12 Jerma smokes crack
Great work like always skye, if it's not too much to ask when is the newest wrestling empire stream edit is coming out?
I'm currently working on editing it.
1:26:27 How is it possible for a human to produce such sounds?
Oh my goodness it's SKYE FOUR thanks for the edit
Jerma based education system take
this is my sleepytime video 🤭 sometimes hearing his voice is so cathardic and relaxing. i want him to narrate my entire life and every fanfiction i read so i can fall asleep to silly little gay peoole cuddling and kissing but with jermas goofy voice i love him so much and he is so good at voices and has adhd just like me. my sleepytime video deserves a sleepytime commment where i just talk for way to long becasue i dont get embarrassmed this late
What the fuck. Jerma narrating gay little men cuddling and kissing
yeyyy skye4 upload, thanks :33
1:15:24 Jerma liking Gladion's theme is one check in the based column for him.
I love to sleep to Jerma
i fell asleep
I’m convinced jermas chat is just a bunch of shut ins who think any physical activity that involves getting hurt slightly is abuse. Baby’s
Then they dont hesitate to say awful things when he plays a game they dont like
If schools didn't give out homework then I would have had straight A's. I always had an A average for tests and quizzes in every one of my classes, but not doing my homework would drag down my grade so hard. It always annoyed me because homework is supposed to be something that helps prepare you for tests and quizzes, but if I'm not doing the homework and still acing the tests and quizzes then what is the point of assigning it to me in the first place?
All dogs go to heaven
I don’t really care about most opinions that Jerma has about like video games or whatever but the bit about denying pokemon music was straight up irritating for whatever reason
thank you so much for ur edits ur the best!!
also i love the omori pfp and banner :))
@@l_985 :D