Same lmaoooo I found this channel 3 days ago and didn’t understand a lot of it but by now I understand all of it. Idk if I know enough to use it myself, but enough to know what’s being said lol
The inside joke flew over everyone head when he said “my bf said to another girl that I was his sister” 😂 he’s guilty fam “don’t look at me like that” 😂😂
My dad used to BEG to be the one to take me to parents evening. This was like 20 years ago and he was newly single, muscles upon muscles. My guy would be walking up and down the corridors of my school with his sunglasses on. It was parents EVENING. No sun. I would watch my teachers swoon and I’d be sat there like fuck all of u. Slags
“It ends now” 4:00 in… who remembers the family running up the cable Bill with porn and the dad blurting that out at dinner?I can’t be the only one thought of that!
"That's terrifying... cause you could just kill me tomorrow and just keep my feet in a jar. You're gonna keep my feet in a jar - I know you are. You gonna preserve the ting. Cause that's what you like. That's what you're about. I have to bounce" I cried tears from laughing. Literally 😭😭😭😂😂😂
What I've learned today: Just when you think it's safe to take a sip, it's not. Actual fucking latte spit-take all over my monitor. Don't Drink and Listen.
Omg. The male teacher situation…. That shit happened to me when i was in grade school. My gym teacher called my mom in to “talk about my hand eye coordination”. Next thing I know, he’s at my moms dinner table next time I went to her house. They dated for months.
I am a single dad to THREE daughters. After a certain age, they ABSOLUTELY noticed when women were looking my way. “Daddy…why is she staring like that???” 😬😬😬
I’ve been going through a really rough patch recently, but ever since I discovered your channel I’ve been feeling so much better. I’ve been binge watching your vids and you guys are hilarious 😂😂😂 new subscriber from Zimbabwe 🇿🇼
About the grindr thing:... to be fair... I've found every weedman I've ever had on gay hookup apps (I'm gay obviously but that's not the point) he might just be selling drugs lol
@@czhaok not just a them thing. My ex and I ALWAYS found dealers on any dating apps, and I know multiple people who exclusively find dealers on them. You just have to know how to find them and what to ask. They don’t just put “selling drugs hmu” in their bio
Can we have a segment to questions James and see how far he would go for the bag or to name his price for outrageous things?! This seems like a Grey area for him lol.
Yeno I relate to that one brudda I’m 21 never had a gf never even had sum with a girl still a virgin but also at the same time I haven’t put myself out there. As James said don’t love anyone before u love yourself and I’ve stuck to that I’ve been unloving of myself for years
Exactly bro I’ve been doin the same I heard so many people say it I was like Ight bet and I’ve never felt good in myself in body wise so I’ve never like shot my shot I did when I was younger like 13-14 to like 1-2 girls both said no and I just never tried again lmao
Literally been listening to you guys since the start of this year you have got me though the hole of my 37 week pregnancy and since giving birth a week ago I'm now getting a hole new routine of waking up putting you guys on though Spotify whiles I fed my baby and do washing your keeping me going and making me laugh even when I don't feel like laughing thank you 😊
Attitude is a choice. Happiness is a choice. Optimism is a choice. Kindness is a choice. Giving is a choice. Respect is a choice. Whatever choice you make makes you. Choose wisely. Roy Bennett
Apparently breast milk is in high demand for bodybuilders and the like… I only know this because I saw a video lol I’m breastfeeding and the algorithm did me dirty 🤣 😭
I have your phone, I have screenshot a conversation you have had with some else. I've sent those screenshots to myself via your phone and deleted the screenshots from your phone. So you don't know. Then I've sent those screenshots to the girls group chat
I found out texts from my baby daddy phone asking how much for half hour and bare and to record- I'm 6 month pregnant with his kid. He doesn't know I found out - and there's multiple females he asked this too - but says he doesn't like to record , and I'm an OF girl 😂 and he knows cuz we recorded before 😂 -
You can't say it's not worth it after reading EVIDENCE of it being WORTH IT! What bliss? Lemme know. 20 mins ago I would NEVER, ever check my partner or anyone's phone for that matter, but if my gut tells me something is off and I've tried to communicate this with no good feedback IMMA CHECK THE PHONE. Thank you, James and Fuhad, for this enlightenment.
It's the fact that I was catching up on old episodes earlier today and just happened to listen to "Part 1" of this topic. I'm letting the ads play as I type this and yoh, I'm so excited 😭🔥
The guy whose girlfriend had screenshots of his nudes, she didn't say anything because she was plotting his demise LOL
Yeah. She was planning absolute distraction. 😂
Goes without saying 🤣🤣
She was slowly poisoning him 😂😂
Destruction dictionary use it fam
I’ve learned so much British slang from SNG
At this point if I zone out I sometimes say things with a British accent
Same I’ve found myself repeating some of it without realizing till one of my friends point it out to me .
Same lmaoooo I found this channel 3 days ago and didn’t understand a lot of it but by now I understand all of it. Idk if I know enough to use it myself, but enough to know what’s being said lol
I was JUST thinking that, lol
I’m completely here for the English slang; im literally thinking about my text in English-English , no shame, I love the UK 🇬🇧
Fuhad screaming "WHO'S BREASTMILK?!?!" is killing me 😭💀💀
Bruhhhh😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
That fucking sweetened me 😂😂
Homelander type vibes
Breast milk isn’t a fetish. Bodybuilders drink it. Supposedly amazing results. And cancer patients…but still funny!
THATS A BLACK MARRRKET!!
“Don’t look at me like that” there’s definitely an inside joke we need to hear about pls 😂
Oh James must have...
James did this before 😎
I've never seen him so serious to change the subject😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Manz used it 🤣😂🤣
It's about a deserted island 😂😂😂 the episode on "wierd kinks you went along with because you liked someome"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 James trying to justify the pictures for 5k/month 🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying
Yeah he was definitely invested in that one lmao
Quickly. James would do a lot for 5k/mo as long as he didn’t have to answer to anyone… ie no response from the old man. 😅😂😂😂😂
i'd do the same
I need that link Cus 5k a month?? Yes please🤭
@@danstv_ fr, 5k a month is a whole job on its own.
The mom twerking for the dad killed me 😭😭 “bah, bah” 😭
I cant with James lmaoooo
The BACKHAND!😂
'shake that ish' 🤣🤣
"Pop it" 🤣🤣🤣
The inside joke flew over everyone head when he said “my bf said to another girl that I was his sister” 😂 he’s guilty fam “don’t look at me like that” 😂😂
That was obvious I thought
Yes you're the only one who got it
James depiction of the bathroom nude photo😂😂
My man is not fumbling the bag.
James trying to justify the pictures for 5k a month really got me considering it 😭🤣🤣
I'll do it for 4
5 bags is 5 bags
I want that old man’s info lol 😂
I love how childish James is with the try not to laugh challenge 🤣🤣
My dad used to BEG to be the one to take me to parents evening. This was like 20 years ago and he was newly single, muscles upon muscles. My guy would be walking up and down the corridors of my school with his sunglasses on. It was parents EVENING. No sun. I would watch my teachers swoon and I’d be sat there like fuck all of u. Slags
Looooooooool
🤣 women love dad's it's strange when I push a buggy or have a dog it's wild 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
@@Enigmajestic1 this is true. The only time a woman ever publicly approached me was when i was walking my dog in the park 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m SCREAMING at the fuhad being a single dad of 2 daughters scenario. The moms and female teachers would be creaming 😂😂
mom?
@@czhaok ?
James tryna convince Fuhad about sending nudes for 5k. I’m crineeee
im at that part now hollerinnnn 😂😂😂
When James said, “My whole life’s a fallacy, I have to leave now, who am I with” about the breast milk, I fucking DIED! 💀😭
Yall make Mondays so much more bearable! 😭❤️Love from SA🇿🇦
Faaaacts
Gang gang ❤🥰
Jooo 😭🤌🏾
We here🔥❗❗
I look forward for Mondays now 😅
The pure shot of dopamine to my brain listening to these dudes just CACKLE is ridiculous lol I don’t even under them half the time but I love it
Proper word is understand. Two seconds to go over your grammar is not too difficult fam
James “don’t look at me like that” ☠️☠️☠️☠️
That was a past convo for SURE!!😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣 James trying to talk Fuhad into the old man photos.
“It ends now” 4:00 in… who remembers the family running up the cable Bill with porn and the dad blurting that out at dinner?I can’t be the only one thought of that!
To date,that is the best response ever received on this podcast💀💀💀
I thought the same. “It stops now” kills me
Yes! Where can I find that video?!
The fact that you guys moved Question of the week to the beginning of the episode is a banger💯🔥
"That's terrifying... cause you could just kill me tomorrow and just keep my feet in a jar. You're gonna keep my feet in a jar - I know you are. You gonna preserve the ting. Cause that's what you like. That's what you're about. I have to bounce"
I cried tears from laughing.
Literally 😭😭😭😂😂😂
I was 2 seconds from that part when I started reading your comment ,😭😭
😭😭😭😭
It’s me already laughing before the jokes even start 😂
That's me all the time. "What do you call....* me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That gf receiving the nudes is quiet coz she's plotting her revenge 🤣
James and Fuhad going in on this teacher fantasy has got me WEAK!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🥀
"Tell me when to come... and where"😂😂😂😂
James trailing off into stories, takes you on an adventure! Should make short tales on audible 🤣 VIVID!!!
MOo VEE! 😂
The way James says “butters” get’s me every time 🤣🤣🤣👌
What I've learned today: Just when you think it's safe to take a sip, it's not. Actual fucking latte spit-take all over my monitor. Don't Drink and Listen.
😂😂😂😂😂
why does everyone say that? you're not all spitting coffee over your £1,000+ computers 🙄
@@czhaok I watch on my TV thankfully 🤣
@@lesley5380 I'm just bitter and jealous I can't drink coffee because of my nerves 🤧 spitting sugar free 7up doesn't have the same vibe
Omg. The male teacher situation…. That shit happened to me when i was in grade school. My gym teacher called my mom in to “talk about my hand eye coordination”. Next thing I know, he’s at my moms dinner table next time I went to her house. They dated for months.
Whats your mother up to these days?
James is just so committed in these hipothetical situations
I am a single dad to THREE daughters. After a certain age, they ABSOLUTELY noticed when women were looking my way. “Daddy…why is she staring like that???” 😬😬😬
This guys pp is him cosplaying as rey mysterio
@@darntabennett9692 I like it 🤷🏾♀️
The foot fetish one made me think immediately of Lord Larys in the new episode of House of Dragon 🤣
Yessss.
😂🤣
Me too
I’ve been going through a really rough patch recently, but ever since I discovered your channel I’ve been feeling so much better. I’ve been binge watching your vids and you guys are hilarious 😂😂😂 new subscriber from Zimbabwe 🇿🇼
James's laugh is infectious 🤣🤣
About the grindr thing:... to be fair... I've found every weedman I've ever had on gay hookup apps (I'm gay obviously but that's not the point) he might just be selling drugs lol
that's just a you thing then I've never seen that in the 13 years the apps been out ans I travel all over the country 💀
@@czhaok not just a them thing. My ex and I ALWAYS found dealers on any dating apps, and I know multiple people who exclusively find dealers on them. You just have to know how to find them and what to ask. They don’t just put “selling drugs hmu” in their bio
Using Shakespearean language to tell someone their breathe smells has done me in ~ "Flee from Me" HILARIOUS 😂 🤣😂🤣
Can we have a segment to questions James and see how far he would go for the bag or to name his price for outrageous things?! This seems like a Grey area for him lol.
The line that took me out!!! “You could kill me tomorrow and keep my feet in a jar!!” Yo!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The best duo that I look forward to every Monday to make it just a little better, Huge love from Kenya guys🇰🇪✨
Team 🇰🇪
Mom teabagging the dad lmao this is why they told to us to keep out of big peoples buisness she should have listened
What does teabagging mean? That went right over my head.
I never knew I could have two boyfriends but here I am. 🤗🤣
Fuhad's laugh at 'my bf telling another girl i was his sister' 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You two are absolutely FOOLISH and I’m here for it!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I learn a lot of sexual terms from this show. 😂
Igbo & shayooo took me out 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 im cried🤣🤣🤣the shayooo sent me😂😂😂😂😂
Yeno I relate to that one brudda I’m 21 never had a gf never even had sum with a girl still a virgin but also at the same time I haven’t put myself out there. As James said don’t love anyone before u love yourself and I’ve stuck to that I’ve been unloving of myself for years
Exactly bro I’ve been doin the same I heard so many people say it I was like Ight bet and I’ve never felt good in myself in body wise so I’ve never like shot my shot I did when I was younger like 13-14 to like 1-2 girls both said no and I just never tried again lmao
1 minute in and I’m laughing. Jims 🤣🤣 James said start the whole show again 😂😂😂😂
I have a sh**t job and listening to yall makes Mondays bearable. Love from Florida
Literally been listening to you guys since the start of this year you have got me though the hole of my 37 week pregnancy and since giving birth a week ago I'm now getting a hole new routine of waking up putting you guys on though Spotify whiles I fed my baby and do washing your keeping me going and making me laugh even when I don't feel like laughing thank you 😊
5k a month I'll take the pic of my man and send it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...fuhad lyinnnn🤣🤣
Monday's are a treat, I get Podcast n Chill with MacG n ShxtsnGigs😊
Double the fun😭😭
Bruh🇿🇦❤️😂
We love Mondays 👌
Same !! I also do the same and watch both 😌👊
I don’t know what’s worse that y’all are incredibly sexy or super funny and intriguing? I can’t breathe I’m on the floor for both reasons
Thank you guys for make Mondays better!!
I was laughing from start to finish!😂😂
Love, love, love - gang, gang, gang!♥️♥️
I took a BIG sip of pepsi when man's said "show the 10 bags and we'll talk"😭😭😭
Long story short, thanks for burning my noes😒😭🤣🤣
Attitude is a choice. Happiness is a choice. Optimism is a choice. Kindness is a choice. Giving is a choice. Respect is a choice. Whatever choice you make makes you. Choose wisely. Roy Bennett
When Fuhad says, "darling" 😩💕
I knowwww
That girl NEEDED to find that album of her SLEEPING!!! Omg What!? Can we follow up and check on her and make sure she’s okay…
james: just a picture, bap. no arching or nothing" LMFAOOO. as a gay, I'm gonna earn enough to spare 60k a year James 🤧
Apparently breast milk is in high demand for bodybuilders and the like… I only know this because I saw a video lol I’m breastfeeding and the algorithm did me dirty 🤣 😭
Colostrum, is apparently good for muscle growth and I only know that due to hmmm friend's intel 😅 😅 😅
I wanna be mates with James and Fuhad they’re too funny
Shheeesh James your fade is SHAAARP s/o to your barber 🔥🔥! Love the pod guys keep doing what you doing❤
James and his story times are beyond hilarious😂😂
Checked TH-cam a couple times today to see if you lot uploaded as if I’m waiting for a response from a risky text. Ah finally 🔥
Usually listen on Spotify but feeling shitty today and I know I'm going to feel better instantly because of y'all, thank you!! #southafrican fan!!
James always fails at these try not to laugh jokes. Get it together James
"Funny in a Dungeons and Dragons kinda way" this is the best line I've heard I'm dying😂😂😂😂😂😂
I feel like James has told somebody his girl was his sister before....that was a personal look 🤔
That man said "don't look at Mr like that" 😅😅 "let's move on"😅😅
Fuhad isn’t about his money 😭 James u a money man. I’m sending pics for free rn.. for 5k a month that’s easy !
‘Phone in his mouth’ 😮 someone had experience 😅
"show me their faces..cause we're DOING stuff!" The way James got mad at the THOUGHT of Fuhad being played 😂😂
When they do these I think of that one guy who said when you find what you’re looking for you can go cry outside 😂😂
Bruhh I’m so💀💀😂😂😂
Fuhad thinks James was just silent at 20:20, meanwhile he was thinking about a crazy scenario🤣 he didnt even blink!
I heard breastmilk... and immediately thought "Homelander" 🤣🤣
Facts💯😅😅😅
Me too .!!!
Fuhad has a beautiful smile ❤
Y’all are seriously the best! Been a fan for almost a year and just became a 2 tier member on Patreon❤
watching these in a quiet office is like my personal silent library episode. WHEN YALL WENT IN ON THAT TEACHER FANTASY. I WAS DYING!!!
I wouldn’t be mad at the 5 k pics. We would be spending together 😂😂😂
‘Tell me when to come.. AND WHERE!’ is a bar - Barsss!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 absolute Gs!
Can someone explain the second point. ‘Screenshots of my conversation from my phone to the group chat’? Am I being dumb, probs as I’ve had a long day!
I have your phone, I have screenshot a conversation you have had with some else. I've sent those screenshots to myself via your phone and deleted the screenshots from your phone. So you don't know. Then I've sent those screenshots to the girls group chat
@@alexisshannonm wow very SCARY! Hahaha
PLEASE make this SHAKESPEARE a regular segment depicting various topics....I LOVE IT!!!
Bars🤠
Twitter thread had me nearly choking on my dinner 😂😅❤
I found out texts from my baby daddy phone asking how much for half hour and bare and to record- I'm 6 month pregnant with his kid. He doesn't know I found out - and there's multiple females he asked this too - but says he doesn't like to record , and I'm an OF girl 😂 and he knows cuz we recorded before 😂 -
These two legit helping me through a break up 🙏🙏🙏
Donor breast milk is for babies whose mums want their kiddos to get the nutrients but can't produce enough. Some guys have a kink for it though.
I thought I was the only one who knew that or would say it formula shortages and nurse maids or breast milk sellers are a thing.
James' trim is so clean this episode, look at that fade
"Spooning his dog to sleep" 🤣😂 I felt that.
The way James flies into the narrative describing the tweets sweeps me every time 🤣🤣🤣
25:13 "Funny in a Yu-Gi-Oh way" - First of all, how DARE you🤣🤣🤣
Fuhad: I would love to bang a Principal
James: I’m more of a TA type of guy
😂😂😂 I died
You can't say it's not worth it after reading EVIDENCE of it being WORTH IT! What bliss? Lemme know. 20 mins ago I would NEVER, ever check my partner or anyone's phone for that matter, but if my gut tells me something is off and I've tried to communicate this with no good feedback IMMA CHECK THE PHONE. Thank you, James and Fuhad, for this enlightenment.
You guys have quickly become my favourite channel, you always have me In tears 😂😂
Not Fuhad being all spicy 🥵. Lemme shoot my shot lol
It's the fact that I was catching up on old episodes earlier today and just happened to listen to "Part 1" of this topic. I'm letting the ads play as I type this and yoh, I'm so excited 😭🔥
same here
James shoulda called fuhad a fast fashion yat again after he called him Jims 😂
Fuhad is so beautiful 😍
That Shakespeare bit was the funniest thing I've heard in months
I just found your show and I totally love you guys. Much love from the states 🇺🇸 .
I would be telling my man to take the 5000 a month - fuck, I would even take the pictures for him 🤣
Deadass lmao. Because 5k is 5k idc
@@qyunyuqyu I know right!! And with that kind of money, there will be plenty left over to buy his dignity back 😂
Another blessed Monday courtesy of SNG . Top tier stuff as usual
“He’s funny in a Dungeons and Dragons kind of way” I know EXACTLY what you mean 😂
These podcasts are a quality find, enjoying you two so much I’m starting from the beginning, quality content