YouTube DIY Channels are Stupid

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  • @brainblaze6526
    @brainblaze6526  ปีที่แล้ว +34

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    • @thejackal5099
      @thejackal5099 ปีที่แล้ว

      I genuinely thought you were being sponsored by Skillshare at the beginning there haha!

    • @bendershome4discountorphan859
      @bendershome4discountorphan859 ปีที่แล้ว

      The robot military shorts are at the top of the stupid pile

    • @merleaddison8293
      @merleaddison8293 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd really like it for Simon to do DIY trachetomy

    • @human_cube
      @human_cube ปีที่แล้ว +2

      there needs to be a series where simon just reacts to the most STUPID people doing stupid stuff BLAZE BOI REACTS

    • @marvindebot3264
      @marvindebot3264 ปีที่แล้ว

      As soon as you said it I thought to myself "why does Simon have saw? He's never going to use one"

  • @pamelamays4186
    @pamelamays4186 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    Coming soon: Danny's how to escape from a basement TH-cam DIY channel.

    • @DannySalter
      @DannySalter ปีที่แล้ว +52

      You'll need toothpaste and a banana.

    • @dannybrown6253
      @dannybrown6253 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think it's funny Caz my name is danny

    • @hochibamabinladenhusainefe8191
      @hochibamabinladenhusainefe8191 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ​@@dannybrown6253are you ok danny do you need food and water? Maybe a new pen and paper. Blink twice for help.

    • @Jon-cg3df
      @Jon-cg3df ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He has been in there a long time😂

    • @thejudgmentalcat
      @thejudgmentalcat ปีที่แล้ว +15

      All he needs is a hot glue gun, a tampon and a paperclip 😂

  • @GnrMilligan
    @GnrMilligan ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Simon telling his tale about him having ice cream in a restaurant just shows what a different life he leads to most of us! But you deserve weird ice cream if that's you like Simon, love your delivery and humour!

  • @somethinunameit637
    @somethinunameit637 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Activated charcoal is in my emergency kit in case the dogs eat something they shouldn't

  • @cen7ury
    @cen7ury ปีที่แล้ว

    The best way to avoid tearing up while cutting onions is really quite simple: refrain from forming an emotional attachment to the onion prior to chopping. Easy peasy!

  • @maninashedandyp
    @maninashedandyp ปีที่แล้ว

    Best way to prevent onion tears is, get someone else to cut the onion or buy either pre cut fresh or frozen onions 😂😂😂

  • @Henchman_Holding_Wrench
    @Henchman_Holding_Wrench ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember being introduced to the absurdity of 5 Minute Crafts by Jenna Marbles.

  • @fuselpeter5393
    @fuselpeter5393 ปีที่แล้ว

    09:13 Sounds like regular reality TV shows to me. Something happens to a dude, then a cut and that dude sits in a chair and tells me the exact the same thing that just happened. 🤷‍♀

  • @L8rCloud
    @L8rCloud ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't remember the last time chopping onions caused my eyes to water.

  • @novaiscool1
    @novaiscool1 ปีที่แล้ว

    Im kinda disappointed they didn't mention the Korean girls that got severely burned making an alcohol stove that one of these companies taught them to make. And the worst part is no one got in trouble and the video is still up.

  • @TeamUnpro
    @TeamUnpro ปีที่แล้ว

    11:30 tbh I legit thought that was a mech behind the girl
    the internet has ruined my sense of--- wtf are some of these vids? I feel like I just dropped into a pool of "dumbass juice"

  • @flipeverything2734
    @flipeverything2734 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cut off the ends of your onions then soak them in ice water for 30 minutes before cutting them. That will take care of “onion tears”

  • @TheKalaxis
    @TheKalaxis ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Simon: *Notices weird shit does well on TH-cam*
    Also Simon: *Makes Brain Blaze*

    • @razorseal8318
      @razorseal8318 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The funny thing is, brain blaze is actually one of his lesser performing channels. That’s why he sanitized and professionalised the channel from the weirder OG business blaze.

    • @SubieSpecs
      @SubieSpecs ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The mans not afraid to hustle. Also simom: Today I found out, and Top tenz

    • @guaposneeze
      @guaposneeze ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Simon: Some TH-cam channels are clearly just trying to pump out content even if there's no need for it, and we'd all be better off if they just slowed down and did higher quality content.
      Also Simon: BRB, gotta post content to my other dozen channels.

    • @scvrlett18
      @scvrlett18 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​​@@SubieSpecse has like 7-10 channels qnd they all rehash the same videos. He's just a content farmer. Much like the channels he's commenting on lol

    • @MidgetMalone
      @MidgetMalone ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@guaposneezewe stop to watch the car accident. The entire town watched the witches burn. That is how them channels survive. All them rubber neckers.

  • @jacquelynsmith2351
    @jacquelynsmith2351 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    Ann Reardon (How to Cook That) LOVES destroying 5 Min Crafts hacks by trying them herself unless she'd risk her life by doing so. She destroyed her microwave by trying one of their egg hacks once... And her husband Dave is a sport and actually EATS the crap from the "recipes" that they give on that channel

    • @beagleissleeping5359
      @beagleissleeping5359 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      When TH-cam (temporarily) blocked her video about how you could potentially get electrocuted trying to do what was in several different videos, but didn't block the original videos. Smh.

    • @rachelelliott2620
      @rachelelliott2620 ปีที่แล้ว

      Came to suggest Ann’s channel, and remember TH-cam banning her yet not the original video.
      Clearly it’s TH-cam’s attempt to whittle down the populous.

    • @aq5426
      @aq5426 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@beagleissleeping5359 Yeah, that was a crap move on YT's part--Ann was actually doing a public service, while 5 Minute Crafts was actually getting people hurt and killed. :/

    • @lavozdealma
      @lavozdealma ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Yes! Thank you! I came running to the comments for this. A much brighter light should be shown on Ann Reardon's saga with 5-Minute Crafts and TH-cam. Also, the investigating she and her husband conducted about the parent company should be turning more heads.

    • @epowell4211
      @epowell4211 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      as much as I love her doing that, I miss her old videos

  • @tonyc3858
    @tonyc3858 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Not gonna lie, I'd watch a compellation video of all the times Simon has screamed "Danny! NO!" or "Why? Kevin, why?"

    • @Zebulization
      @Zebulization ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Am I right Peter!?

    • @marthahawkinson-michau9611
      @marthahawkinson-michau9611 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That sounds amazing!!!!

    • @sjenny5891
      @sjenny5891 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or WTF were they thinking?

    • @eph2vv89only1way
      @eph2vv89only1way ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not to mention long intros. Although I can just imagine the intro to a video of long intros. Lol😂. We'd probably have to clear our schedules for an entire weekend for it

    • @robbieisonfire
      @robbieisonfire 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Joke's on you, I'm into that shit

  • @NextEevolution
    @NextEevolution ปีที่แล้ว +292

    While script slapping, maniac arm flailing and aimless pacing about the room may no longer be a part of the Brain Blaze format, I'm all for the murderous undertones that come with desk stabbing.
    Keep it up factboi and crew
    Though, I do miss the well deserved *BUDDA BOOM BOOM TSH*

    • @OkRelic_3388
      @OkRelic_3388 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I did hear there’s a cocaine shortage in certain parts of the world🫨. Perhaps that’s why there’s less pacing and maniacal flailing 😂😂😂.
      Love It all the same

    • @Rekuzan
      @Rekuzan ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I do miss the script slaps though...

    • @monicasegovia6176
      @monicasegovia6176 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      AM I RIGHT, PETER??!!

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ​@@OkRelic_3388 Simon is why there's a cocaine shortage

    • @SegwayBossk
      @SegwayBossk ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I liked when Sam would randomly edit in noises when Simon would walk

  • @MostlyHarmlessAK
    @MostlyHarmlessAK ปีที่แล้ว +29

    How did your writter miss the worst one of all? The one that encouraged people to take apart their microwave and use it to electrically burn wood which actually killed people and when another TH-camr tried to make a video warning people about it then TH-cam took down the warning video

    • @wordforger
      @wordforger ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes! "How to Cook That", a way better channel where you learn how to actually do the thing safely... if it's worth doing.

    • @MostlyHarmlessAK
      @MostlyHarmlessAK ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@wordforger YEEEEESSSSSS!!! Bless Ann Reardon!

    • @foogod4237
      @foogod4237 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      To be fair, TH-cam took down the warning video because (once they became aware of it) they were attempting to quickly take down _all_ the videos which talked about doing that sort of thing, because they did recognize it as a legitimate safety issue that needed to be addressed ASAP before more people were hurt or killed. The warning video just got caught up in the whole thing because somebody didn't look at it closely enough to realize it was actually advocating against it, not promoting it.
      Several of the warning videos done by multiple people were later reinstated, after they looked at them more carefully (and can still be found today).
      AFAIK, none of those wood fracking videos were promoted by any of the big-name hack/craft channels, though (which was really the point of this video). Even they had the sense to stay away from that mess.

    • @MadScientist267
      @MadScientist267 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      To be even more fair, it only modifies idiots. People that actually understand what needs to be in place to do such things safely, aren't killed by microwave transformers or anything else for that matter.
      It's only funny when those conditions aren't met.

    • @kg-Whatthehelliseventhat
      @kg-Whatthehelliseventhat 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yea that was some stuff. Bs

  • @BrilliantDesignOnline
    @BrilliantDesignOnline ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "That the silent young writers are actually being held captive and are forced against their will to write videos in some kind of wierd YT dungeon; Imagine such a thing"...Danny.

    • @keyman1737
      @keyman1737 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Danny and Kevin are doing a craft of all the tools to break out from the blazement

  • @khironkinney1667
    @khironkinney1667 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I love how about Simon slowly transformed over the years someone that opposes the death penalty. To demanding people be set to the chair and waving around a big ass knife

    • @ryokomusouka
      @ryokomusouka ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just like the rest of us. *Willem Dafoe laugh*

    • @bloodleader5
      @bloodleader5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's called growth

    • @Phantomphan613
      @Phantomphan613 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Character development

  • @Bmoseph
    @Bmoseph ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Coming soon: How to keep writers locked up yet productive by Simon ft. Danny, Sam, and possibly Kevin.

    • @whyjnot420
      @whyjnot420 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Coming later: Simon adds a plethora of editors to the basement. Will the writers eat them? Will they survive? WATCH AND FIND OUT!!!

    • @HughZantu
      @HughZantu ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not possibly Kevin, but allegedly Kevin

    • @teresastabler
      @teresastabler ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is Jen kept down there too?

    • @WmG2004
      @WmG2004 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hopefully Dave too.

  • @giantred
    @giantred ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I love how Simon just breezes past his onion cutting ski goggles like it is the most normal thing in the world xD

    • @MrMuz99
      @MrMuz99 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm finding it hard to shake that image from my mind. 😅

    • @Ben111000111
      @Ben111000111 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dr Karl Kruszelnicki (an Australian science reporter) once mentioned during talkback radio that he keeps goggles and a snorkel in his kitchen for when he caramelizes 5kg batches of onions

    • @AltonV
      @AltonV ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Ben111000111 I get what the goggles are used for, but the snorkel?

    • @vadervanman
      @vadervanman ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Just breathe through your mouth, and not your nose. No crying.

    • @chrism6952
      @chrism6952 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They sell a product for that that is surely just repackaged swimming goggles.

  • @Iris_and_or_George
    @Iris_and_or_George ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Well done Danny! Put a nice and long intro in there without Simon even noticing! That's why we love you!❤

  • @scatterbug
    @scatterbug ปีที่แล้ว +13

    As excitable as Simon can be, it makes me INCREDIBLY nervous that he just left that knife stuck in the table with the blade facing his hand. One wild gesticulation and it's a trip to the hospital.

    • @LunaC...
      @LunaC... ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Checked the comments to make sure I wasn't the only one feeling really nervous about this 😂

  • @johnsmallberries4520
    @johnsmallberries4520 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Simon, please take this warning seriously: Your knife has no hilt. If you hand is even slightly sweaty, stabbing hard into a surface can easily cause your hand to lose it's grip and slide down the blade, still clenching. This can cause some nasty wounds. From one who knows...

    • @hells_shells
      @hells_shells ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Maybe he can find a 5 minute crafts video on how to make a diy hilt for your knife

    • @occamraiser
      @occamraiser ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That's why so many knife murderers leave their own blood at the crime scene too..... genuinely.

    • @NextEevolution
      @NextEevolution ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Also, please make sure the knife clicks when you unfold it so that it doesn't fold back on your fingers when you stab with it. I don't think Simon is an idiot but I witnessed a brash former army guy get carried away and slice multiple fingers when the knife closed on him during rough play.

    • @DoctorDex
      @DoctorDex ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I second this warning, still have myself a scar as a reminder 😅

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@NextEevolutionthat's clearly a fixed blade knife

  • @charlieboy13
    @charlieboy13 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I'd quite like to know the story behind why Simon hides an absolute Crocodile Dundee of a knife on his desk during these videos

    • @maledictionwolf
      @maledictionwolf ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's from a sponsor. I forget what it was, it's the one that delivers boxes of cool stuff with various themes. One of those themes is knives.

    • @tubensalat1453
      @tubensalat1453 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@maledictionwolf Thanks, I also wondered why he had that knife on the desk. (But he is neither hiding it nor is it Dundee sized.)

    • @vonfaustien3957
      @vonfaustien3957 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​​​@@maledictionwolfat's the excuse the basement door is across from the camera and the knife is for if the writters try and escape lock up

    • @charlieboy13
      @charlieboy13 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tubensalat1453 both were clearly exaggerations for the sake of humour, you party pooper.

  • @MadDragon75
    @MadDragon75 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    "Need to know how to change a lightbulb? You're doomed and you probably shouldn't be allowed internet access."
    Had me 😂.

    • @oracleofdelphi4533
      @oracleofdelphi4533 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Then how will I ever learn how to change a lightbulb?

    • @MadDragon75
      @MadDragon75 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@oracleofdelphi4533 😂😂

    • @matthewyabsley
      @matthewyabsley ปีที่แล้ว +15

      How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, you’ll be pleased to know it only takes 1 therapist but the lightbulb really must want to change itself.

    • @clairefortier9738
      @clairefortier9738 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We have ChoreMonkey for that now

    • @slycooper1001
      @slycooper1001 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i once tried to change a lightbulb
      the bulb was apparently quite old
      as it was removed and note i said removed as the screw stayed in the socket
      apparently the solution is turn off the light and shove a carved potato in the socket and then change the potato
      i needed the internet because i needed to change a unusual lightbulb
      99% of the time i don't need a potato

  • @flowertrue
    @flowertrue ปีที่แล้ว +17

    As a crafter, I'm highly susceptible to these types of videos so i have be diligent about not letting them creep into my algorithm. By my estimate, about 1/10 of the craft ones are helpful.

    • @oreotookie
      @oreotookie ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My kids got into 5 minute crafts at the beginning the pandemic. I watched a bit of it.
      Your 1/10 is being quite generous. 🤣

    • @davidmcgill1000
      @davidmcgill1000 ปีที่แล้ว

      Definitely have to go incognito mode before going down those rabbit holes, otherwise every recommendation and targeted ad for years will assume you have a deep interest in that garbage.

    • @Spencer-wc6ew
      @Spencer-wc6ew ปีที่แล้ว

      If you remove a video from your watch history, it's not included in your algorithm

    • @flowertrue
      @flowertrue ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Spencer-wc6ew I don't know how people know these things, but that's a good tip, thanks.

  • @gaylegoodman9097
    @gaylegoodman9097 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    A long time ago, I watched 2 different DIY videos. One was how to wash utensils by hand, the other was about how to send a fax. Now, showing people how to fax was fine, until he demonstrated how to fax so many different countries.He did this by using the same instructions as before. Over and over again 😂.

  • @giggabyte6413
    @giggabyte6413 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    How are these channels not sued for telling people to do dangerous things?

    • @moover123
      @moover123 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      probably cause that concept only exists in the United States

    • @triadwarfare
      @triadwarfare ปีที่แล้ว

      Suing made everything expensive in the United States. No wonder medical charges are extremely high. Just in case some Karen charges for medical malpractice for some minor injury, hospitals need to cover their legal costs.

    • @dousiastailfeather9454
      @dousiastailfeather9454 ปีที่แล้ว

      They do get sued!

    • @foogod4237
      @foogod4237 ปีที่แล้ว

      Generally, because they never actually _tell_ anyone to do dangerous things. They're just presented "for entertainment purposes". And most of the hacks aren't _blatantly_ dangerous, either, they just fall into the category of "probably not a good idea because nobody really knows what might happen".
      You also generally have to have somebody who was _actually_ seriously harmed before they can (successfully) sue anyone (not just "someone theoretically might be harmed someday")

    • @supermexicanroboninja3116
      @supermexicanroboninja3116 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@triadwarfare
      That's not at all why. Medical charges are so ridiculously high because the medical industry is a giant business that found out you can charge thousands of dollars for life saving medication and procedures because people have no choice but to pay for them.

  • @vaanea290
    @vaanea290 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    The best part of this reaction channel is that Simon doesn't even know what he is reacting to until he gets started

    • @memphisdaniels3218
      @memphisdaniels3218 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Reaction channel feels like you are horribly cheapening what he does

  • @fonze5664
    @fonze5664 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've lately been binging and going down the Jarvis Johnson rabbit hole watching him react to these types of things; gotta love the shout out to him! The man with the premium channel, that is free, but if you watch it you're premium ❤

  • @capnstewy55
    @capnstewy55 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I love how the knife has become Simon's blaze sidekick.

  • @personzorz
    @personzorz ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Now I'm picturing Simon doing weird kids TH-cam.
    I would so sign up to a Patreon and be Simon's new business daddy

  • @apeiceofgarbage9848
    @apeiceofgarbage9848 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Thank you to everybody who works on these videos they help me get through my day ❤

    • @duncancurtis5108
      @duncancurtis5108 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like John Rambo?

    • @ICEman_0204
      @ICEman_0204 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They 're not doing it by their own free will, probably. Did you see the size of that knife?

  • @TheGilgameshLore
    @TheGilgameshLore ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I would buy a t shirt or Simon screaming "let's go" about to perform a trachatomy

  • @MinistryOfMagic_DoM
    @MinistryOfMagic_DoM ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I prefer my conspiracy theory that these terrible DIY channels are the new Numbers Stations transmitting coded messages to spies.

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:30 - Mid roll ads
    4:25 - Back to the video
    6:35 - Chapter 1 - Troom troom
    12:25 - Chapter 2 - 5 min crafts
    19:35 - Chapter 3 - The motive
    PS 1: I propose we call them Doom or Dumb It Yourself !
    PS 2 : Fun fact, in France we have something called *System D* that can be defined as _ability to think quickly, to adapt, and to improvise when getting a job done_ . One of its descendants is *Bricolage* the french (and much useful) equivalent to DIY!

    • @tdis8629
      @tdis8629 ปีที่แล้ว

      Huh... The init system "systemd" makes so much sense now.

  • @bpdmf2798
    @bpdmf2798 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You can prevent onion tears by running cold water over your knife as you use it. The cooler knife with a little water on it helps reduce the spray upwards towards your face. It's not perfect but it helps a bit.

    • @PaulTheFox1988
      @PaulTheFox1988 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've found breathing in through your mouth and out through your nose is the most effective method for preventing tears.
      The acid in onions is irritating the nasal passage and specifically the receptors that detect smell, so by breathing in through your mouth you're minimising the spray reaching those sensitive areas, and breathing out through your nose pushes out any vapour that manages to make it inside the nose.

  • @mclovin6829
    @mclovin6829 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    If it would have cut away to a shot of Simon happily cutting onions in ski goggles, I'd give you all the likes

  • @urbanshadow777
    @urbanshadow777 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Do not make your own sunglasses. Sunglasses made in the EU and US have a UV coating by law because just using tinted glass/ plastic causes your iris to open wider and as tinted glass/ plastic only blocks out the visible spectrum, the invisible UV light can burn your retina because your iris is open wider than usual while wearing the darker glasses.

  • @helenwagner9878
    @helenwagner9878 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The pandemic lockdown left people in the USA starved for something to watch. That's how I found you and started watching all your content

  • @amandajones661
    @amandajones661 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Danny is right about sleeper accounts, at least on old Twitter.

  • @pamelamays4186
    @pamelamays4186 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Simon breaks out that big knife once in awhile to keep his "guests" in line and remind them just who the Bearded Boss is.

    • @AGP510
      @AGP510 ปีที่แล้ว

      The canister is prolly from a like whipcreen co2 canister, pastry chef hit you with that razzzle dazzle! gastronomic is an interesting form of culinary

    • @Jolis_Parsec
      @Jolis_Parsec ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Punished “Venom” Whistler, all that’s missing is the eyepatch. 😂

    • @personzorz
      @personzorz ปีที่แล้ว

      WE TALKED ABOUT THIS

  • @chrisb7528
    @chrisb7528 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A galvanized shock is when the presence of different metal alloys in the oral cavity influences induction and creates an adverse effect of an electrochemical reaction. The metallic restorations act as electrodes, while the saliva and crevicular fluid act as electrolytes. If you have the cheap fillings chew on foil, it's torture. I've accidently left foil from candy and almost cried.

  • @lemonlily4022
    @lemonlily4022 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I have a pair of swimming goggles in my kitchen drawer to deal with onion tears 😂 I feel seen, thanks Simon.

    • @noraplantscats3286
      @noraplantscats3286 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey, me too!

    • @134StormShadow
      @134StormShadow ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Waste of time. Just store the bloody onions in the refrigerator 🤦‍♂️ no spraying juices no weepy eye time 😂

    • @lemonlily4022
      @lemonlily4022 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@134StormShadow they spoil faster in the fridge! Plus I love to mortify my teenagers 😁 Works for me!

  • @karenelizabeth1590
    @karenelizabeth1590 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Got to respect Troom Troom for continuing to churn out consistent garbage content while living in a war zone at risk of annexation and nuclear devastation.

    • @Loralanthalas
      @Loralanthalas ปีที่แล้ว

      America is making record profits l. They're fine. If America enters a recession again, that's when Ukraine will be fucked.

  • @jeffreycarman2185
    @jeffreycarman2185 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’ve made the mistake of watching a couple of videos, showing how to make useless things by ruining perfectly useful things, and it was a mistake driven by curiosity. Like “what the heck is he going to do with the toilet seat and PVC pipes?” type of thing.

  • @bert949
    @bert949 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    We're going to get to a point where Simon uses his actual bed as a set for recording, so he can be more efficient at hosting so many channels

  • @GhostRyderFPV
    @GhostRyderFPV ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You think _they're_ stupid?
    This guy, Simon, has 17.667 TH-cam channels! And if you listen really closely, - there it is!
    18.
    ô¿~

  • @ZippoX05
    @ZippoX05 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Simon needs a DIY channel haha

  • @Shingetsunouta
    @Shingetsunouta ปีที่แล้ว +3

    … hilariously, I’ve actually had grilled cheese made the “hacked” way described here - it’s apparently a semi-common thing among people who go to a lot of conventions (since hotel rooms will have a fridge for perishables and an iron, but no cooking implements)
    Still don’t recommend it over… literally any other means of procuring foodstuffs, but it’s not the WORST thing these channels have ever put out…

    • @chrism8180
      @chrism8180 ปีที่แล้ว

      If someone is traveling, they usually eat out, and if they intend to cook at the hotel(which seems weird) I'd think they are going to have a hotplate with them

  • @ErinHawethorne
    @ErinHawethorne ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I genuinely believe that our resident Fact Boy loved being able to destroy these DIY channels but I feel like Danny is subtly hinting that he is going to DIY himself an escape route with bananas and toothpaste.

  • @ultimateskillchain
    @ultimateskillchain ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You are correct about the jeans chair being impossible. Jenna Marbles tried it on her channel, just for fun and knowing it wouldn't work. Sure enough, it was a disaster. A hilarious disaster well worth the watch, of course.

  • @customs1003
    @customs1003 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Anyone else think Simon is AI generated? There's no way one person can be on this many channels with this much content. And the beard is too perfect.

    • @blackc1479
      @blackc1479 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not AI, undead actually. That way he doesnt have to sleep. Its not a coincidence that there are no windows in the studio.
      Sam, Danny, and God knows how many others aren't writers, the better the script, the less they have to "donate" to keep the beard glossy.
      Or possibly clones. (Vampire clones?!?)

    • @ultimateskillchain
      @ultimateskillchain ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@blackc1479see this theory I can get behind. He rarely eats, preferring to drink liquids for sustenance... hates when the sun comes through the window and touches him... Okay, new conspiracy, Simon is a vampire

    • @sjenny5891
      @sjenny5891 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There was s movie where a guy cloned himself so the clone could go to work and he could have free time.
      Each new clone of a clone developed a more unusual personality.
      Perhaps the real question is what number is this clone?

    • @kizufgsfds
      @kizufgsfds ปีที่แล้ว

      not AI generated but I did thought he was an actor that gets paid for hosting youtube content scripted for him, just checked on imdb and he seems listed as producer on all those channels but not sure if the site automatically tags the face of a youtube channel as producer

    • @hdfwk4wjj69wjvi8
      @hdfwk4wjj69wjvi8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@kizufgsfdsbro he started these channels but he does only read scripts now

  • @DanWright051691
    @DanWright051691 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Honestly, the 5 minute channel is just serving as natural selection. Props to profiting off that

  • @opeeate
    @opeeate ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Simon if you keep your onions in the refrigerator you'll never have to wear goggles.
    that's my 2 second food hack 😄

    • @ashkitt7719
      @ashkitt7719 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or just not cut the root, where most of the stuff that makes you tear up comes from. Tbh, I've rarely had problems cutting onions.

  • @olencone4005
    @olencone4005 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    12:00 "...forced against their will to make videos in some kind of weird TH-cam dungeon..."
    Blink twice if you need Interpol to smash through those brick TH-cam dungeon walls, Simon! :P

  • @johnba291972
    @johnba291972 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The 5 minute crafts people have clearly been to prison. Toothpaste in jail is widely used as substitute for dozens of purposes from glue, to skin creams of various kinds to fillers, blutac, various weights, paint, flavor enhancer, retrieval lines, bug traps, anti-slip surficants, etc etc. Sometimes you'll even find the odd prisoner use it as a handy form of detergent to clean their teeth with.

  • @cravenmoordik
    @cravenmoordik ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Simon's commentary on how these channels became how they are is basicaly exactly what happened to The Blaze
    #OGBB #OGLC

    • @mjmolina9747
      @mjmolina9747 ปีที่แล้ว

      Most definitely.. 😛💔

  • @praiseboognish1979
    @praiseboognish1979 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the idea of Simon, in his kitchen, chopping onions with a pair of ski goggles over his glasses.

  • @shiggityscott
    @shiggityscott ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Smash that diy button

  • @kjaubrey4816
    @kjaubrey4816 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am a remodel contractor and I LOVE walking into a project that a homeowner started because they took a course at TH-cam University and decided it was easy before realizing that they were in over their heads.
    I recently turned a shed into a tiny home Air BnB for a couple who started it themselves. I had to undo 50% of their work before even getting started.

    • @harveylong5878
      @harveylong5878 ปีที่แล้ว

      Scarier part is remodeling contractors go on YT to fake knowing HVAC,plumbing etc. I've caught remodel contractor on YT while half the kitchen was torn apart from trying to add dedicated line for microwave

    • @PhilOsGarage
      @PhilOsGarage 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I’ve has similar when working on old motorcycles, you end up undoing other peoples bodges which are usually more expensive and longer to do than doing the job right in the first place. Both of my old bikes are totally reliable because they have been nut and bolt restored, so no previous owner bodges to contend with.

  • @johnmaas2703
    @johnmaas2703 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Simon as a 3-4 year long viewer please turn the volume up more on your other channels. I follow all and as a blue collar worker im around machinery all day long and its hard to hear Casual Criminalist, mega/side projects, Into the shadows or Decoding the unknown? We need Fact Boy level volume across your endless allegedly glorious channels! AM I RIGHT PETER??

  • @barackobama9343
    @barackobama9343 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    LOL, the critisims of 5 minute crafts by this channel is ABSOLUTE HYPOCRICY... Nazi's are VERBATUM Simon's toothpaste!

  • @MetalHeadReacts
    @MetalHeadReacts ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Those channels piss me off... so many of the are just outright dangerous. Then you have those "restore" channels where they have clearly muddied something up themselves then hid it in a bunch of trash only to "clean" it up and then show an obviously different but similar object as the "restored" item.

  • @KirillTheBeast
    @KirillTheBeast ปีที่แล้ว +1

    oh, WOW! I just learned there's people out there who don't know how to cut onions without crying... It's got exactly NOTHING to do with your eyes, people! You get teary because you're breathing through your nose; just inhale and exhale through your mouth and you're good. In my country, we teach this to kids by telling them to hold something with their teeth. For me, it was a piece of carrot; my grandma would tell me "hold it with your teeth and you get to eat it once you're done chopping these onions". Practically nobody beyond the age of twelve can relate to the whole "chopping onions makes me cry" in my country because that shit's been common knowledge for several centuries now.

  • @megaflux7144
    @megaflux7144 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    there REALLY should be a global idiocy tax for people who make and use the internet for frivolous idiocy. education, retail, and government sites should be 100% free, but anything outside that should be taxed.

  • @bayoubilly5176
    @bayoubilly5176 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As someone who used it... Toothpaste does cure acne. It just dries out your skin too. But i used to occasionally get those big volcano ones as a teen. Nothing works but toothpaste. Dry patch but almost gone next day. Sucks the moisture right out. (Also biology grad ask a dermatologist or any doc. Its an emergency painful zit cure. Sorry Simon...)

  • @anyawillowfan
    @anyawillowfan ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Personally I prefer the debunking videos such as those by Ann Reardon.
    I'd say the bigger issue is diy/hack videos that are really dangerous (some of which have caused death), and the 'child' content of having cute visuals against age inappropriate audio (stories of murders and rapes) which parents won't notice because most kids are wearing headphones.

  • @lajoyalobos2009
    @lajoyalobos2009 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And Simon didn't even touch the 'Primitive Technology' spinoffs that are absolutely absurd. An example would be 2 guys make huge underground swimming pool in the jungle using nothing but sticks to dig with

  • @dousiastailfeather9454
    @dousiastailfeather9454 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes! 90% of net IS the world of a 13 year old schoolgitl! Chatting, texting, SHOPPING! Kpop an example...

  • @patriciaposthumus6684
    @patriciaposthumus6684 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Here's a real tip that you can use with toothpaste. If you have silver to polish instead of using the chemicals found in silver polish, just use toothpaste. Because it is a detergent and has a mild abrasive, it cleans silver wonderfully. It is really good on those pieces of silver with etched designs. Just slightly wet the piece you wish to clean and add a small amount of paste with your fingers and rub it in the silver until all the tarnish is gone. Do this for the whole piece you wish to clean. Rinse with cool water till all the toothpaste has been rinsed off. Towel dry when done.

    • @peggywoods4327
      @peggywoods4327 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Discovered that by accident Years ago! Smells better than polish also😊

  • @rodedogad
    @rodedogad ปีที่แล้ว +2

    MacGyver: the OG DIY life hack channel.

  • @lazytommy0
    @lazytommy0 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:50 to be fair... cling wrap on your face looks stupid but in theory it could work. one of the recommendations for preventing the enzymes of onions from reaching your eyes to activate your tear ducts is to wear goggles. cling wrap might also be able to seal your eyes air tight in a similar way.
    science... lol

  • @evilwelshman
    @evilwelshman ปีที่แล้ว +1

    22:53 Rather than being paid for that propaganda video, I suspect the (Russian) owners instead just got to skip a once in a lifetime view from their bedroom window. 😅😅

  • @PineappleStickers
    @PineappleStickers ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These are all abject trash, but the videos i downright detest are the content mill churned out animations. The ones that contain the most viscerally upsetting and stomache churning imagery you can't unsee, all under the guise of "satisfying".
    And the worst part is they tag it so it'll show up in the most unrelated and unsuspecting result pools.

  • @brendakrieger7000
    @brendakrieger7000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ann Reardon ( How to Cook That) does a lot of debunking videos about 5 Minute Crafts. A lot of that stuff is so extremely dangerous and sometimes deadly.

  • @kaimenzke5369
    @kaimenzke5369 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Weird youtubers Dungeon where co workers (allegedly) are held captive hmm... i believe danny can imagine such a thing

  • @MrDekasOne
    @MrDekasOne ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm a qualified cabinet maker been in the building industry for 20 years i see these sort of diy videos on Facebook 99% of the time they are dangerous or so dumb you are better off just going and buying the tool you need or getting someone who actually knows what they are doing to do it

  • @Tamajyn69
    @Tamajyn69 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My favourite Troom Troom video is "How I Fell in Love With My Kidnappers." Also fun fact, The Soul Company behind 5 Minute Crafts is the 6th most profitable media company in the world. Disney is 7th

  • @xenon_l_mckeeth
    @xenon_l_mckeeth ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I always love the theory vs. practice duality of novel craft ideas. Even when I come up with my own crafts to try (and though I try to stick to proven techniques) I always wow myself with how many complications I run into. By the way, I'm making a faux leather centipede plush doll as I watch this.

  • @Afroduck91
    @Afroduck91 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've been watching all these years and have only just realized that you are not Johnny Sins...unsubscribed.

  • @zotha
    @zotha ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Troom Troom and 5 Minute Crafts are actually fetish content. They are peppered with shots of the teen actors feet doing weird shit like stepping in goo and closeups of their mouths with weird shit going into their mouth.

  • @kevinsellsit5584
    @kevinsellsit5584 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    EZ free energy hack...run an extention cord to the neighbors house and cover it with leaves.
    What? It works for a while.

  • @uruuphiil8335
    @uruuphiil8335 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I actually have a few tricks for cutting onions, the ski goggles is a brilliant one, simon. (I use swimming goggles meself).

  • @dpsamu2000
    @dpsamu2000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mostly middle eastern accents in these fake tutorials. Tipoffs are "Be sure to watch till the end to learn the secret." Long over 15 minutes for maxng monetization. It's just swindlers figuring out what gets clicks, easy flat screen tv repair, dozens of fake fixes for cracked screen. fake math paradoxes,

  • @TheLegPumpkin
    @TheLegPumpkin ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Simon describing the fall into youtube insanity makes me think he feels that way somewhat about Casual Criminalist. The more extreme the crime the more views but also the worse his mental health.

  • @gashnal
    @gashnal ปีที่แล้ว +1

    its not just DIY channels Science education channels are getting the same problems just a bunch of hype media most of it is meaningless or missleading.

  • @pancreasenthusiast
    @pancreasenthusiast ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Seriously though, toothpaste, particularly with baking soda in it, is great for bee/wasp stings.

  • @ShinobiVIPER
    @ShinobiVIPER ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is there a place to watch uncensored versions of these videos? I just think hearing him swearing would bring joy to the world 😅

  • @bestaround3323
    @bestaround3323 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Very good reason why restrictions for kids content were added. Children can't consent to data collection, which is a major factor of making money.

  • @amaccama3267
    @amaccama3267 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Also coming. Simon starts an Onlyfans account where he plays games dressed in a bikini in a blow up pool.

  • @buttersstotch4922
    @buttersstotch4922 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just keep my mouth closed and breathe through my nose when cutting onions. Can't remember the last time onions bothered me and I dice onions at least once or twice a week.

  • @i.am.not.herbert
    @i.am.not.herbert ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That ice cream recipe with the dry ice is all correct except for the activated charcoal. Just remove that out of the recipe, yeah that's poison or whatever

  • @crystalgreenfield7234
    @crystalgreenfield7234 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Simon’s new channel: Simon recreates 5 minute crafts videos while going on long, winding tangents and failing terrifically while doing so.

  • @ImJCyo
    @ImJCyo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This man has so many youtube channels that every time I'm recommended a new one I'm like "yo is that Simon AGAIN?"

  • @thatguy66199
    @thatguy66199 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Why do I have a saw?" He says, with a hunting knife is stuck in the table next to him.

  • @KarldorisLambley
    @KarldorisLambley ปีที่แล้ว +1

    there are no stupid channels. only stupid viewers. people get the media they deserve i find.

  • @MearaKat96
    @MearaKat96 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So the iron thing does work. I did that to make quasodillas in the barracks because we didn’t have stoves but what you do is you melt the cheese a little first with the microwave and or the foil and then put it on the tortilla and keep the heat lower and do it longer

  • @maledictionwolf
    @maledictionwolf ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I would like to congratulate Sam for his impeccable editing, and also giving us a little foreshadowing in the start with Russia that leads us into looking at everything with secret propaganda in mind so Danny doesn't sneak up on us with the sudden left turn into Russian territory.