Blade Gets Chopped - Marvel Mondays

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  • @gregwessendorf
    @gregwessendorf ปีที่แล้ว +616

    Elyse's eagerness to run at any character is such a gift to us all. The wild part is how adept she's become at portraying old men.

    • @racistpandagod
      @racistpandagod ปีที่แล้ว +16

      All her life she's been looking at old men in awe ofcourse she can pull off playing em

  • @Miki90Mar
    @Miki90Mar ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Blade starring John Holland but it's just a cooking show with sharp knives and he is covered in tomato sauce instead

  • @EarthGovRanger
    @EarthGovRanger ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Ely- I mean Whistler's beard is so jarring because at a distance, it looks photoshopped.

    • @TrippyCholo239
      @TrippyCholo239 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I thought the same thing, I kept thinking, wow the tracking on that photoshopped beard is really good 😂

    • @rghers
      @rghers ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahah I was about to say the same thing

    • @AwesomeFreakMadd
      @AwesomeFreakMadd ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought it was photoshopped for the first 4 minutes!

  • @krusader85
    @krusader85 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    You know its a good episode when Elyse brings the facial hair out

    • @Mortified_Penguin
      @Mortified_Penguin ปีที่แล้ว +19

      But Elyse wasn't in this episode 🤔

    • @guhrizzlybaire
      @guhrizzlybaire ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I almost thought it was just put there in post -- it's so perfect 😂

  • @fluffy1helb
    @fluffy1helb ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Blade: How much garlic should we put in this dish?
    Whistler: Yes

  • @hugo59208
    @hugo59208 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    As soon as Elyse puts on a fake beard her voice changes,it's not even acting 😂

  • @Craig-lk1sp
    @Craig-lk1sp ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I very much enjoy that Whistlers facial hair goes right up to his forehead. That's how you know he's legit.

    • @TheJerbol
      @TheJerbol ปีที่แล้ว

      That's how you can tell it's a REAL man

  • @PrinXessDime
    @PrinXessDime ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Poor Patrick seemed like this one legit hurt him inside 😂

  • @MyMegaMango
    @MyMegaMango ปีที่แล้ว +42

    If I had a nickel for anytime Funhaus played a Blade game I’d have two nickels

  • @BIGSKEEZ
    @BIGSKEEZ ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I need Jon and Elyse to make a cameo in the actual Blade movie 😂

  • @nicofernandez89able
    @nicofernandez89able ปีที่แล้ว +2

    12:24 I just realized about the T-Posing while jumping hahahaha

  • @mypal1990
    @mypal1990 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I'm so glad Kris Kristofferson gets a guest spotlight to talk about the Blade movies.

  • @MaskedSausage
    @MaskedSausage ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Another episode of "James trying to make ever marvel mentor a kid fiddler"

    • @loadeddice4696
      @loadeddice4696 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean...a lot of them COULD be

  • @IIIOldSchooLIII
    @IIIOldSchooLIII ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I was half-expecting the real Wesley Snipes to come into the room at the beginning. It's honestly within the realm of possibility nowadays.

    • @gurentgc3546
      @gurentgc3546 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe before, now their videos aren't that great. Not enough reach.

  • @thalunizz21
    @thalunizz21 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Wish these were longer or an uncut version on the site.

    • @A2Z83
      @A2Z83 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thats what She said

  • @crazyeyecarl
    @crazyeyecarl ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I like that Blade wore a shirt representing where he learned martial arts. Never forget where you came from.

  • @patricky7137
    @patricky7137 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    yeah, we need a cooking show with blade, whistler, and mary berry (and obviously patrick since he loves mary so much)

    • @loadeddice4696
      @loadeddice4696 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mary Berry, Vampire Hunter
      The Great British Stake-Off

  • @mattwalks1439
    @mattwalks1439 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I can not believe James would try to ruin Whistler's relationship with his baby boy blade.

  • @momar222
    @momar222 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Cause is wasn't b'done under marriage." best line yet

  • @Retromicky82
    @Retromicky82 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Love when elyse goes into a character 😆

  • @russell35
    @russell35 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Elyse deserves all the fame in the world. She is a treasure.

  • @b00nz0r
    @b00nz0r ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Now I want to see a young blade doing a Epic Meal Time style cooking show with Whistler as Muscles Glasses. Just making epic cross shaped garlic bread with blessed Sunday wine

  • @ironpatriot-no6lt
    @ironpatriot-no6lt ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The fact I am rolling and dying from laughter 40 seconds into the vid says it all 🤣🤣😂😂 Another FH masterpiece. Keep up the great work and stay safe everyone.

  • @owenthomas1464
    @owenthomas1464 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Elyse hinted at her Kristofferson performance in the Star Boys Life Day episode as to why her voice was so rough lmao
    TAKE NOTE GEORGE R.R. MARTIN THATS HOW YOU DO FORESHADOWING

  • @anduiril
    @anduiril ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Was kinda hoping the whistle tease would be Elyse as Whistler doing the Mogwai whistle. A+ regardless

  • @bayleykelley6958
    @bayleykelley6958 ปีที่แล้ว

    "we got this one fed always coming around, named Wesley Snoopes"😂😂😂😂

  • @jasethomas5198
    @jasethomas5198 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    God I love Marvel Mondays. I'm so excited! Love you guys!

  • @zombieslvbacon
    @zombieslvbacon ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Turns out blade just thinks the IRS are a bunch on vampires.. .and thats why he hunts vampires.

  • @ManlyPelican
    @ManlyPelican ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I think i've just come to realise Blade is a quintessential 90's movie.

  • @goofyghoul
    @goofyghoul ปีที่แล้ว +3

    MARVEL MONDAYS IS BACK BABY *BARKS LIKE PATRICK DOES*

  • @MementoMoriv2
    @MementoMoriv2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    They managed to get *The* Blade?! No Way!

  • @CookehJC_42
    @CookehJC_42 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It’s a dream come true. Marvel Mondays are back!

  • @Xankek
    @Xankek ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I took a long funhaus break but god damn they are just as funny as ever.

  • @Shiggstream
    @Shiggstream ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bruce is gonna be so confused when he sees this, he's been under the impression that Whistler is dead for quite a while now.

  • @tombstonetim8149
    @tombstonetim8149 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In Rahul's return to Star Boys, Elyse mentioned specifically that she had voiced Kris Kristofferson which made it hard to keep up the Minch voice. Finally, after the longest month I've ever seen, we see the fabled Kristofferson video

  • @larsfinlay7325
    @larsfinlay7325 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I say dammit Blade now. thanks for making me reference something no one else gets again lol

  • @trilorden
    @trilorden ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Whistler whistling different spices and there wasn't an old spice joke? Missed opportunity!

  • @gilly8813
    @gilly8813 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Another blade game where Patrick did not figure out how to use the sword lol

  • @darlingicarus
    @darlingicarus ปีที่แล้ว +2

    that ending 😂 LET HER SPEAK!!!!!

  • @CaptainCJ97
    @CaptainCJ97 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:57 just giving him the kicks

  • @trissc6855
    @trissc6855 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Blade stepping in with that lightskin rizz

  • @jabberwoke1
    @jabberwoke1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'M DYING. What a way to end a video. 🤣

  • @shannonshaw5865
    @shannonshaw5865 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wesley Snoops fuckin SENT me lol

  • @Kyallr
    @Kyallr ปีที่แล้ว +8

    dammit bleyd

  • @TheSaucyWombat
    @TheSaucyWombat ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Cool to see God of War and Blade sharing UIs

  • @shanester1120
    @shanester1120 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video is a treasure. I could not stop laughing.

  • @TMV420
    @TMV420 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    oh no they're back! whistlin' again!

  • @Miki90Mar
    @Miki90Mar ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Marry my daughter, BLADE!"

    • @jw4602
      @jw4602 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Psst, Blade, if you’re reading this, kill me!

    • @Miki90Mar
      @Miki90Mar ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jw4602 Make it look like an accident, BLADE!

  • @BrilliantBenGaming
    @BrilliantBenGaming ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Elyse can be anyone and do anything with the power of Wikipedia

  • @NotJustABarista
    @NotJustABarista ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Elyse dropping Easter Eggs in the Star Boys finale that Marvel Mondays was coming back like the DUCU version of Nick Fury

  • @USMCjkm
    @USMCjkm ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Whistler using Blades advice for his taxes makes sense why all those damn pesky IRS fellas kept showing up 😂

  • @jkmorbo
    @jkmorbo ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "cause it wasn't b'done under marriage" put that on a tshirt!

  • @spacedproduction4084
    @spacedproduction4084 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    RELEASE THE WEASLE SNOOPS CUT I NEED THE WHOLE BIT

  • @Flashjackmak
    @Flashjackmak ปีที่แล้ว +4

    They put the sunglasses on John Holland because he actually refused to open his eyes for this entire video.

  • @vaderwalks
    @vaderwalks ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The cgi work on that beard is incredible!

  • @link19861
    @link19861 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    John kinda sounds like blade does in midnight suns

  • @Alexalicious
    @Alexalicious ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So glad we got another Blade video lol

  • @tracefetherman
    @tracefetherman ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That hard cut!!! 😂😂😂

  • @jadesded
    @jadesded ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fact I've only seen a few people in the comments reference IGD-era _BLADE!_ ow oof my age

  • @Phenom0100
    @Phenom0100 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I whish she would have asked James to give Whistler a kiss!

  • @kingdanger5816
    @kingdanger5816 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I do not want ad-read Patrick to be within 100 meters of me. And I do not want to be on his list.

  • @AppleAtrocity
    @AppleAtrocity ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've been waiting for this since she mentioned doing this character in the last Star Wars vid. ❤️❤️

  • @SLAP1FACE
    @SLAP1FACE ปีที่แล้ว +1

    there BETTER be more of this!

  • @Mundane05
    @Mundane05 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So this is what she meant when she said she had to voice Kris Kristofferson before Yoda.

  • @Trusteft
    @Trusteft ปีที่แล้ว +4

    At first I thought Elyse was Dan Haggerty as James 'Grizzly' Adams from The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams. I was a bit off.

  • @allocat5867
    @allocat5867 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would watch an odd couples comedy with Whistler and James LOL

  • @stoneprevious4294
    @stoneprevious4294 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm only here for the Elyse beard.

  • @babii6168
    @babii6168 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OH I MISSED MARVEL MONDAYS, GLAD TO SEE IT BACK

  • @jackcadonetti6311
    @jackcadonetti6311 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this beard on elyse is unclockable

  • @goofyghoul
    @goofyghoul ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Noooooo they got John Holand to be blade lmaooo

  • @ericsims5784
    @ericsims5784 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I never thought I’d see elyse is a Carhart

  • @TheMuddFishh
    @TheMuddFishh ปีที่แล้ว +2

    John has some severe Carmelo Hayes swag

  • @aaronennis8434
    @aaronennis8434 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I mean, I.R.S are basically financial vampires

  • @aniasparkle
    @aniasparkle ปีที่แล้ว

    Patrick is killing it with the ad reads recently.

  • @ArcticManHockeyFan
    @ArcticManHockeyFan ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This channel and blade are a classic. Iykyk

  • @SamStolpe
    @SamStolpe ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Elyse looks like haymitch from hunger games

  • @l0chj3ss
    @l0chj3ss ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Almost wish they had Jon Smith play Blade. Would've liked to hear Blade as a Southerner.

    • @Fartillery
      @Fartillery ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "HOWDY Y'ALL! I'M BLADE"

  • @carolscott5301
    @carolscott5301 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Eyse is so iconic

  • @bartman64
    @bartman64 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’d better go check Wesley Snopes to see if this is all true

  • @Goose683
    @Goose683 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    WWOOOOO Marvel Mondays is back baby!!!!

  • @jasethomas5198
    @jasethomas5198 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    John's shirt is a very good one

  • @krombabulusmichael
    @krombabulusmichael ปีที่แล้ว +1

    suddenly very intrigued to search funhaus asmr

  • @NovaBlueNova
    @NovaBlueNova ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh so this is the Kris Kristopherson voice Elyse mentioned in the Star Boys Holiday Special.
    Yeah I can see why her voice was hurting

  • @LouieAbstract_nyc
    @LouieAbstract_nyc ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I Fucking Need a Whole new team Video with Lou, yoda, Whistler the cook and any character that Charlotte does

  • @thalunizz21
    @thalunizz21 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Is it just me, or does Elyse's beard look CGI?🤔🤣

  • @drhouse6165
    @drhouse6165 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm not sure Whistler was saying he makes on 15k a year but that he only pays taxes on 15k. Because, as Blade told me (I am also a client), you only have to pay taxes on the first 15k you make. After that it's all tax free, baby.

  • @enrkm85
    @enrkm85 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    LoL, Last time they played this they forgot the sword the entire time.

  • @drunkhas
    @drunkhas ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So gracious of them to guest star Kris Kristofferson for just one video!

  • @guhrizzlybaire
    @guhrizzlybaire ปีที่แล้ว +2

    John Holland looking like an entirely different person in sunglasses/10
    Almost fooled me, I feel like an idiot baby

  • @fennecfanatic5566
    @fennecfanatic5566 ปีที่แล้ว

    Patrick saying Naughty in the Ad read made me so uncomfortable.

  • @knickknack675
    @knickknack675 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The blade movie may need a new director but I think we found our new actor for blade

  • @MrJunk78
    @MrJunk78 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    RIP Whistler!

  • @vashstampede88
    @vashstampede88 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I like to imagine Elyse cut her hair short specifically for this bit

  • @theroverart
    @theroverart ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Marvel is missing out if they don’t cast elyse as whistler in the movie

  • @CooperBayBay
    @CooperBayBay ปีที่แล้ว

    I think at this point, James just hears whatever he wants to.

  • @UnfunnE
    @UnfunnE ปีที่แล้ว +115

    James can't technically be racist because he's about 1/700th hispanic.

    • @NovaBlueNova
      @NovaBlueNova ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Isn't he genuinely like 1/4 or 1/8? I always thought that was a joke and then I found out his dad's name is Ricardo

    • @Galexlol
      @Galexlol ปีที่แล้ว

      ..............what does that even mean you can be racist to an african if you're hispanic are you insane

    • @NovaBlueNova
      @NovaBlueNova ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Galexlol lmao calm down I was literally just talking about his ethnicity, not the part about being racist chill out.

    • @scferro
      @scferro ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Pretty sure he’s literally 50%. His dad is from Curaçao I think

    • @NovaBlueNova
      @NovaBlueNova ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scferro Oh wow really? With a last name like Willems though? Kinda figured his dad was also a little mixed. It would be really funny though if he was about as hispanic as Armando but constantly satirizes white racists

  • @jarodhickman9348
    @jarodhickman9348 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I saw Elyse in a beard so I clicked.

  • @smd242
    @smd242 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm getting lots of Lou energy from Whistler. But I'm not complaining. I'm Lonely!

  • @smd242
    @smd242 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey. So real talk. When is the Funhaus stage production of Disco Elysium coming out? With Elyse as HoboCop?

  • @stefanejegod8644
    @stefanejegod8644 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For a second there... I was expecting Jon to come in through that door. John... Nah I don't think THAT's racist...