The Hottest in the Office Revealed in Hitman 3

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  • @pallyjaius
    @pallyjaius ปีที่แล้ว +506

    Charlotte constantly fumbling the punchline, because the idea of it cracks her up too much, is the best

  • @Hakaanu
    @Hakaanu ปีที่แล้ว +533

    Seriously. The sibling level vitriol between Patrick and Charlotte is amazing every time.

  • @MacRay14
    @MacRay14 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    Magneto using a hanger to crank his hog is the new Funhaus version of a Jedi using the force to crush puss

  • @Miki90Mar
    @Miki90Mar ปีที่แล้ว +689

    The level of aggressive banter between Patrick and Charlotte is off the charts, just like Patrick's hotness

    • @gregwessendorf
      @gregwessendorf ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Just kiss already, amiright?

    • @mundial200
      @mundial200 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@gregwessendorf THEY'RE BROTHER AND SISTER SIR!

    • @scottmillor
      @scottmillor ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@mundial200 That's a much better fake brother and sister than James and Elyse

    • @SlickAstley_TV
      @SlickAstley_TV ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As I always say, Patrick is just like a more jacked version of Chris Bumstead

    • @WhyAmIHereLol
      @WhyAmIHereLol ปีที่แล้ว

      oh sheet son its time-

  • @XBFNoodles
    @XBFNoodles ปีที่แล้ว +212

    The "looking ain't a crime" eye peel move by Patrick isn't just a bit but an essential way of cooling his system.

    • @gregwessendorf
      @gregwessendorf ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I just picture a blast of steam shooting out from above and below each eyeball.

    • @killerqueeenie
      @killerqueeenie ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His eyes are the heat vents for the cpu that runs his brain

  • @myfilms999
    @myfilms999 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    The calls to James and Dan were so fucking funny

  • @darlingicarus
    @darlingicarus ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "crank his hog"
    "i have your wife"
    "NOT TO ME!!"
    in rapid succession almost killed me

  • @blindside7fan
    @blindside7fan ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Patrick owes Dan an apology. Dan specifically calls out "Prof. X's Son" and then Patrick goes and says he didn't name Legion. The gall of this man. smh

    • @MementoMoriv2
      @MementoMoriv2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe he didn’t know that legion is his son, also great tv show right! We need more seasons

  • @Juddernaut89
    @Juddernaut89 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Poor James, even when he's not in the office he's part of the skits.

    • @fightthepowerman
      @fightthepowerman ปีที่แล้ว +35

      When your funnyman status supercedes your position in time and space

    • @jordiroodi5985
      @jordiroodi5985 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      implying James wasnt dying to talk about Xmen! The man gnashes at the bit!

    • @MauiWowieOwie
      @MauiWowieOwie ปีที่แล้ว +16

      don't comment about him, you know he's a married man

    • @WhyAmIHereLol
      @WhyAmIHereLol ปีที่แล้ว

      No.

  • @KelleyGreenEcstasy
    @KelleyGreenEcstasy ปีที่แล้ว +89

    I'm glad Patrick is finally seeing past Elise's steely gaze to see the monster within.

  • @callmeaurelius
    @callmeaurelius ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Charlotte choosing to end the call with "I have your wife" after Elyse says "I'm not here". 💀💀💀

  • @kevinkorenke3569
    @kevinkorenke3569 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I just love how quickly that phone call went sideways and absolutely destroyed the rest of the session.

  • @adoredpariah
    @adoredpariah ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I remember that X-Men episode when Magneto got classified as an omega level mutant after he used all of the coat hangers in NYC to crank every hog in the tri state area.

  • @Sock66
    @Sock66 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    When Patrick gets fired up all I hear is the Kill Bill ironside siren sound.

  • @JustStopPlayingGames
    @JustStopPlayingGames ปีที่แล้ว +82

    This is the second time Charlotte told the viking bird funeral story, but she left out the best part where she burned a big ass hawk and the fire was so big it was no longer cool, but horrifying.
    I believe the story was on a podcast.
    Also, y'all gotta quit getting Patrick running so hot. He can only open his eyes so much and you're going to burn him up.

  • @roseclark5623
    @roseclark5623 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I really appreciate Charlotte asking the hard hitting questions, good journalism

  • @ImBatman-dk8eh
    @ImBatman-dk8eh ปีที่แล้ว +27

    i truly think this is the golden age of funhaus content, every video is a banger

  • @wilberforce95
    @wilberforce95 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Charlotte's phone call with James was hysterical.

  • @CatLikeSleep
    @CatLikeSleep ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "i was running at room temp!" XD

  • @Miki90Mar
    @Miki90Mar ปีที่แล้ว +79

    As Mr Clean would say "Looking ain't a grime!"

  • @FizzyJacksonAndTheOs
    @FizzyJacksonAndTheOs ปีที่แล้ว +49

    this group combination is actually pretty damn funny

  • @violatyrant
    @violatyrant ปีที่แล้ว +49

    perfectly timed, showed my mom a funhaus clip yesterday and she said Patrick was cute

  • @TheOrlandoTrustfull
    @TheOrlandoTrustfull ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Absolutely love you people. Thank you for continuing to pump out quality content. New Funhaus = Old Funhaus

    • @PlatinumPaladin
      @PlatinumPaladin ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Although I do miss Bruce's immature dad vibe.

    • @TheOrlandoTrustfull
      @TheOrlandoTrustfull ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He streams pretty much every day, he hasn't disappeared. His vibe has changed though 😞 he does seem a little angrier now, for someone who gets paid to play video games

    • @vamperic
      @vamperic ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@TheOrlandoTrustfull Stream chats will do that

  • @timmycupcakes8642
    @timmycupcakes8642 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That Magneto question caught me off guard. I am in tears.

  • @myfilms999
    @myfilms999 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Patrick is pure eye candy

    • @MoonGables
      @MoonGables ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the one with the shorts pulled really high

    • @Bjhorn279
      @Bjhorn279 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s those eyes!

    • @-arb-
      @-arb- ปีที่แล้ว +2

      he's a dang hunk

    • @MrFFHN
      @MrFFHN ปีที่แล้ว

      Sure he is, black licorice

  • @toohightotry4400
    @toohightotry4400 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "i was room temp" kiled me

  • @MovieGuy808
    @MovieGuy808 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Patrick’s rendition of “Hot Blooded” by Foreigner at the end was perfection. lol

  • @ISavant
    @ISavant ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The look of pure vitriol Patrick shot Elyse when she told him to find a picture of him looking hot but "you can't use the picture of you with your shorts really high" was pure hatred 🤣🤣

  • @Marioroops
    @Marioroops 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Came back to pay my respects to a heavily underrated Funhaus vid.

  • @FinalFirebrand
    @FinalFirebrand ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is peak Funhaus, when the bits just go completely off the rails. Love you guys.

  • @CowboydanYT
    @CowboydanYT ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You can tell these guys have a lot of fun with each other. Love the new funhaus

  • @profxlo0
    @profxlo0 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I'M MADEMOISELLE FILTH"
    From this moment I knew this would be a banger

  • @sweetwizzle
    @sweetwizzle ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I really needed that bout of uncontrollable laughter. Oh man.

  • @Zinowl
    @Zinowl ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:36 song is From Northern Lands by Paul Mottram

  • @CommissionerManu
    @CommissionerManu ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Huh, turns out Patrick knows his murkin history. A man of many talents

  • @colonelblars9126
    @colonelblars9126 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have seen several omegle level mutants cranking their hogs. it's fucking rad.

  • @Goose683
    @Goose683 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Such a James move to take the omega level mutants question serious

  • @milesharbord9339
    @milesharbord9339 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This remains one of the best Funhaus episodes, more like this please.

  • @believeinmatter
    @believeinmatter ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Patrick in the thumbnail is nightmare fuel, and I’m all here for it

  • @joelsmith618
    @joelsmith618 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Newfoundlander here, loving the recognition. The barren rock surrounded by the Atlantic ocean is a paradise

  • @JimboJason
    @JimboJason ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Patrick and Charlotte together in these videos is gold. Great job yall!

  • @elijahlupe
    @elijahlupe ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Elyse having a little bug graveyard when she was young is the most Elyse thing I've heard in a while, I love it

  • @nicksmizzle
    @nicksmizzle ปีที่แล้ว +8

    i took a break from funhaus when bruce and lawrence left because i thought it might not be as good. man was i fuckin wrong. this is so good. looking forward to hitting the backlog of videos i missed

  • @aaronwallis5545
    @aaronwallis5545 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You know what caught me off guard for a second? Patty talking about VD then moments later char char , says that she picked up a lot of stuff.

  • @MeOnHere577
    @MeOnHere577 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Hitman videos always deliver

  • @moviebad109
    @moviebad109 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:14 “🎵little bug graveyard🎵”

  • @Seallypoops
    @Seallypoops ปีที่แล้ว +4

    A Viking funeral is a great lie to tell yourself after finding what you hope is a dead bird and the first thought is "gotta burn it"

  • @marcreep
    @marcreep ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Patrick is slowly filling the "a man's man" void left out by Bruce :P

  • @elevenAD
    @elevenAD ปีที่แล้ว +13

    wish they would bring back community Haus Party just for the Magneto Coat Hangar fan art!

    • @basstrammel1322
      @basstrammel1322 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Loved those videos, too bad that's gone.

  • @godfire18
    @godfire18 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:25 some NPC waves to his presumed coworker when Charlotte decides to lob a flash grenade at him for no reason 😂

  • @xGamermonkeyx
    @xGamermonkeyx ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is I honestly think my dream team every time, these four just crack me up non-stop especially Charlotte and Patrick just going at each other like siblings

  • @Ririnutti
    @Ririnutti ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Patrick is so wrong, Dan did mention Legion! Patrick is a fake fan!

  • @jh-who
    @jh-who ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Patrick is giving reaaaal high levels of Ryan in this vid

  • @0pine0
    @0pine0 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Can all outros be Patrick singing from now on? Asking for a friend

  • @MacRay14
    @MacRay14 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Okay wait, Lindsay briefly mentioned it but "Funhaus does Omegle" could be funny as hell

  • @thefearedavocado
    @thefearedavocado ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I have your wife" came out more like a threat.

  • @cloudcover863
    @cloudcover863 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Obsessed w/ charlottes wire hanger question, truly one of the greatest minds of our time

  • @nickethridge9788
    @nickethridge9788 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Magneto could definitely crank his own hog

  • @Andr3wTime
    @Andr3wTime ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dear Santa,
    For Christmas I want a video with Patrick's version of David Bowie and James' version of David Bowie competing against each other for the title of Ziggy

  • @sorwdzord360
    @sorwdzord360 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn Charlotte I ain’t laughed that hard at a funhaus bit since Patrick with the New Orleans Yoda. 😂

  • @andrewtregoning
    @andrewtregoning ปีที่แล้ว +3

    patrick and bits about heat - name a better combo

  • @shay5555
    @shay5555 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "he's on omegle every night" did not get the laughs it deserved

  • @koolkatzxcv
    @koolkatzxcv ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great video. I would say this is my favorite combo of fh members but tbh I feel that way about all their recent videos - I always open it and go oh yeah winning group

  • @TheGreatArloMan
    @TheGreatArloMan ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Elyse's Graveyard for the Fireflies

  • @adambuckley2270
    @adambuckley2270 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "They're roasting your ass on X-Men twitter" means you're 6-feet under.

  • @Resuarus
    @Resuarus ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is such a good combination. One of the funniest vids in a while.

  • @TheSLScorpion
    @TheSLScorpion ปีที่แล้ว +2

    one second into the video seeing its hitman thinking "i cant wait for them to not be able to play this level"

  • @iampiiipo
    @iampiiipo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I HAVE YOUR WIFE" at the end of all that kills me

  • @RyanB0415
    @RyanB0415 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Magneto is in fact an Omega Level Mutant.

  • @samdimond6631
    @samdimond6631 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I havent laughed this much in ages, this video is great

  • @jasonhunter2819
    @jasonhunter2819 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chatroulette 'hey, that's my name' hahaha, ahh that one's just for the audience to catch

  • @GaryGG
    @GaryGG ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is a top tier episode

  • @PlatinumPaladin
    @PlatinumPaladin ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Yes, Patrick! Preach! It's easier and cheaper for an individual to get warmer than it is for one to get cooler. Men are not living radiators. If you're cold in bed, don't cuddle up to me and make me uncomfortable and sweaty. Layer up, jog on the spot or drop and do some push-ups. Generate your own damn heat. :P (I wonder why I'm single.....)

  • @elevenAD
    @elevenAD ปีที่แล้ว

    lmao, Elyse refusing to give up on the "oarn't you glad" line, i also thought it deserved more love.

  • @cianomahony
    @cianomahony ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was an omega level video.

  • @jibi234
    @jibi234 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Funhaus on omegle would be a hilarious video concept!

  • @jackcadonetti6311
    @jackcadonetti6311 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    charlotte shooting a perfect circle around that guard

  • @loodlebop
    @loodlebop ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A funhaus on omegle video would be epic!!!!

  • @hidaniloc
    @hidaniloc ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Patrick's pronunciation of Newfoundland was on point, good job by'.

  • @Bry.89
    @Bry.89 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These videos have gotten so good again

  • @orijimi
    @orijimi ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Somehow Elyse mentioned bug funerals and didn't bring up earwigs.

  • @zachgates3216
    @zachgates3216 ปีที่แล้ว

    Woah, did not expect to see Funhaus reference Newfoundland, Labrador and Dildo of all places today. Thanks for the shoutout to my home province!

  • @nakenmil
    @nakenmil ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The amount of times pubic wigs have been brought up by English-speaking comedians is wild. In my entire life, I have NEVER heard anyone in my native language even consider the notion. What the fuck happened in the Anglosphere?

  • @sualocin
    @sualocin ปีที่แล้ว

    Everyone knows the best prank phone calls are ones where the mark knows who's calling and knows it's a joke

  • @fightthepowerman
    @fightthepowerman ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Funhaus dream team.

  • @CanadaDryHands
    @CanadaDryHands ปีที่แล้ว +2

    New Brunswick, New Brunswick, New Brunswick!!!

  • @profoundclarity8497
    @profoundclarity8497 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    God damn it...I am jealous of these get togethers....I wish I had friends

  • @HankThePidge
    @HankThePidge ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That was an insane episode

  • @TheSirTanky
    @TheSirTanky 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Fucking feathered merkins killed me

  • @crazyBloodmonkey
    @crazyBloodmonkey ปีที่แล้ว +2

    how dare they make patrick run hot.

  • @Flashjackmak
    @Flashjackmak ปีที่แล้ว

    Great vocals from Patrick at the end there.

  • @20000lbs_of_Cheese
    @20000lbs_of_Cheese ปีที่แล้ว

    i have a flat affect, so my face doesn't really do much most of the time, but christ my face hurts laughing along with y'all

  • @BrentBlueAllen
    @BrentBlueAllen ปีที่แล้ว

    Yup, Funhaus Favorites for this one too

  • @stubbysidwell
    @stubbysidwell ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I grew up with a crick down the hill, over yonder.

  • @MechaPig227
    @MechaPig227 ปีที่แล้ว

    I do enjoy that this channel has just become a comedy podcast that has a game on in the background.

  • @wash7045
    @wash7045 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    so THATS the context for their new steak tweets

  • @mr21guy
    @mr21guy ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love love love charlotte’s hitman

  • @MementoMoriv2
    @MementoMoriv2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Um actually… Magneto is an Omega-Level Mutant, meaning he has a great deal of nearly limitless power and potential. His control over all things metallic in nature gives him flexibility with his abilities that, in his occasionally ruthless hands, makes him possibly one fo the most dangerous mutants alive.

    • @SpencerLee97
      @SpencerLee97 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So you're saying he could definitely crank hog?

    • @MementoMoriv2
      @MementoMoriv2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SpencerLee97 I mean that would’ve been the *first* thing he would’ve tried xD

  • @Adamlafi93
    @Adamlafi93 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What a damn good vid - stay till the very end for something truly special!

  • @theangryfinger5795
    @theangryfinger5795 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    James did make an appearance. So the title technically accurate.