Everything Wrong With Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard In 15 Minutes Or Less
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 ต.ค. 2024
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The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard. Oy, now the hitman has a wife that needs a bodyguard too! The first one was kind of a surprise, enjoyable but not amazing. This one does what a lot of unnecessary sequels does and just sins all over the place.
Outtakes are here: • Everything Wrong With ...
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Outtakes are here: th-cam.com/video/tOzNkciJIk0/w-d-xo.html
The title is wrong ☹️
outtakes should not be there
@@ISirSmoke no read the title it’s wrong
@@jaemeal wasnt talking to you bro
@@ISirSmoke oops
Next movie in the series: The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard's Cousin's Former Roommate
...Uncle who works at Nintendo: Feat. Hobbs and Shaw
@@jackyha9445 & Knuckles
SpaceBalls
😂😂😂
Lol bruh... Stahp.
Fun fact from a lifeguard, we would instruct people to “run in air” when falling into water in order to keep themselves up straight and safe. People do in fact do this and it is just as funny in real life.
I don't care what you say, when Samuel made that "Mace will do" pun on Windu. That deserves a *Sin Off*
How did you comment before the video even come out?
Fool how did you comment 8 hours ago? The videos been up for like 1 minute
@@M__B member
@@turbo_c9645 member
@just do it stop seeking attention!
That "Morgan Freeman" monologue was just great, priceless, and I think it moved! Thank you!!
I was really expecting a sin on the Kincaids literally adopting Michael
Delete your comment please, because this moment is a spoiler, and the best part of the movie.
@@wolfrainexxx if someone came to this video before watching the movie then they really want spoilers
@@wolfrainexxx the beginning of the video quite literally says "spoilers, duh..." which means that anyone who clicked on this video wants nothing but spoilers.
@@AmirAGamin That scene wasn't in this video.
I was going to comment the same thing... I think that was one of the most sinful parts of the movie
"In case you confused it with Florence, and the Machine" I think it's the best location card joke you've ever made
God damn, never have I seen a joke about Capri Sun that's actually funny rather than being solely nostalgia based and now you've done it twice. Bravo.
“Take your pick of the sin-litter here; flashbacks………backstory……..narration. What, you want me to sin all three? Wow, out for blood today, aren’t you?”
*Sinny the sentient sin-counter strikes again*
m.th-cam.com/video/w5BtAlhO_nI/w-d-xo.html
Forgot to sin the fact they just copied the plot of "Overboard"
Why is no one talking about the fact that a “Greek” man is being played by the most Spanish Spaniard there is and doesn’t even bother to *try* to sound Greek. THEY ARE NOT THE SAME COUNTRY! Do movie makers assume Americans are so dumb and culturally tone deaf that we wouldn’t be able to tell the difference?? It annoyed me literally the whole movie.
Hey man, George Chakiris did play a Puerto Rican.
Just like Black Widow and the fake Eastern European accents.
Just made the same comment. And yes. But Connery played a Spaniard in a movie that started in Scotland, so this is obviously revenge. Also, that guy from Umbrella Academy is British apparently, so who knows who is what anymore.
Yes.
Gary Oldman played an Eastern European dictator in the previous one, so...
Im disappointed you would choose "Thrown out of a window" and not "Defenestration"
"Defenestration" is one of my favorite words in the English language.
Mmh wattpad
Loic Suberville is that you?
@@naran_naran Me too
Same
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can't wait for you to get your hands on Fast 9 next! The outer space scene alone deserves AT LEAST 1,000,000 sins!!
My God, he did it. 1,000,000,000 sins
Yes, actually. People do kick their legs when they jump into water from high heights. I’ve seen it. And I remember because I always say to myself, “self, why are they kicking their feet?”
I agree, Salma Hayek should definitely have made her entrance in "Grown Ups" with a gunfight.
As much fun as it was to watch this movie, it was a freakshow compared to the far more serious but equally epic first movie.
I heard this one is bad, haven't watched it yet in fear of ruining the first one, only here to read comments 😂
@@imnuggy4830 not bad, but it was so downhill compared to the first one.
Personally, the vulgarity of the Wife character ruined the pace and comedy. Never even liked her from the first one.
@@EinsamPibroch278 yea she definitely off puts the energy that Samuel and Ryan emit in the movie, I was assuming tho that this movie would be just as good if not better than the first one so went I heard the opposite I was in disbelief
Agreed! I’ve watched the first one a few times actually lol I really liked it.
1st movie sucked. This sucked more.
3:48 I don't think there are enough of us left in the world that understand the greatness that is The Greatest American Hero.
I started to sing it, now it's stuck in my brain.
I think the kicking legs when jumping is intended to keep the stunt actor upright so they can control their fall. 🤔
Thank yoy
The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard's Tutor's Priest's Grandma's Nephew's Roommate's Calligraphy Teacher's Nana's Dog's Aunt's Owner's Therapist's Computer Technician's Husband's Uncle's Best Friend's Student's Plummer's Doctor's Niece's Ex-Wife's Tennis Partner's Plastic Surgeon's left nut.
What does that make us?
@@TheHighRoad1748 that's a joke I got from Spaceballs.
@@christianparrish6647 ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
@Trilobight
Which is what YOU are about to be!
came for the spaceballs reference....surprised by the people who missed it (and aggressively so!)....oh wait, im old
Oooh, the sins video for next Thursday (and Tuesday, as a two-part split) has me intrigued - could it be Zach Snyder's Justice League?!
@just do it SHUT UP!
@Martín Jaimes enough is enough Zack Snyder justice League is overrated af
It was a long film, and I'm sure there was SOMETHING that probably bothered Jeremy. He doesn't let any movie off easy, even the good ones.
@just do it what?
@@christianparrish6647 what?
"Let's see what a Mace will do", I played a guy named "Mace Windu", I see what you did there.
I only realised it now and i just lost it lmfao
Next week’s video is split into two parts.
Snyder cut and F9 are coming out on 4K.
Wonder which it will be. One needs to be two parts because it’s so long. The other needs to be two parts because it’s so dumb.
No man both are dump
Has anyone mentioned sinning the fact that at the end of the movie, Bryce (a grown-assed man) is adopted by Darius and Sonia?
OMG Salma Hayek is still drop dead gorgeous.
They kick their feet when they jump off cliffs because when you don’t it actually hurts your feet when you hit the water A WHOLE LOT more.
This is the info I didn’t know I needed.
@@TheHighRoad1748 Your feet still hurt when you walk for a long time despite shoes right?
@@Sixthedragon0720 Same. I just spaz out & flop. 10/10 do not recommend.
The feet kicking is to maintain orientation for filming purposes, similar to how cats use their tails.
As humans have no usable tails (some humans do have "tails) we have to use our hands and arms to stabilize ourselves in a fall. If he didn't do the air walk, he would have likely belly flopped.
It's the same reason high divers have to make sure they don't jump from the platform, albeit merely step off so their center of gravity doesn't continue moving forward.
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Lol, as a cultural icon, the DeLorean is amazing. As a car, it's a total piece.
I wish you would've sinned the ending where they adopted Michael 😂😂
Did you honestly ask if a character played by Morgan Freeman had ever seen a freckle?
"Are you even American bro?"
No! He's Canadian
Scrolled down to look for this. 🍁
@@CraftAero Same.
I feel that was an intentional joke. Who the fuck doesn't know he's Canadian? Ryan Reynolds certainly doesn't keep it a secret
Surely they had Capri Sun in Canada back in the 80's...!
Finally...i got my Athens, Georgia shout out. Gooo Dawgs
Same, but for Croatia
this movie is an entire sin, the EU putting sanctions on Greece, or any member of the Single Market, is putting sanctions on itself. Its like Deadpool learned nothing from Brexit
When they made a sequel nobody asked for
@Ken Norcott I didn't even know there was going be a sequel, until I saw a poster in the Gadsden mall.
m.th-cam.com/video/w5BtAlhO_nI/w-d-xo.html
@@handev2604 Why are you showing this?
I asked for a Ryan Reynolds and Sam Jackson buddy movie. 1st movie didn't even deliver. I mean yeah, it had Reynolds and Sam Jackson but it wasn't good.
Many people asked for it
Three requests: Sharkboy and Lavagirl, The Wolf Man (2010), and The Cat in the Hat (2003).
And if you have balls of steel...
Norm of the North and Battlefield Earth
@just do it Jesus Christ shut up!
Here’s the thing with DeLorean DMC 12 yes it looks cool, yes back to the future is great, but they were notoriously awful cars. The reason for the DeLorean DMC 12 is in Back to the Future is the studio could get several of them for extremely cheap.
Honestly at this point someone should just make shells of DeLorean and put like a reliable gas or electric power train instead and make it like a cool million and something to mooch of the back to the future nerds. I kinda hate the DeLorean now because of how certain people idolize it.
@@llrennanll thats pretty cool to hear, at least they could be reliable for once. I'm just waiting for the day people stop remembering it as a time machine and the new generations remember it as the deluxo from gta
@@maxsaldana2027 I’ve heard that DeLorean had a ton of issues with the locking mechanism in those suicide doors breaking on the DMC 12 making owners unable to lock their car. To me that’s a really big and problematic design oversight. Plus Suicide doors cost a lot more to manufacture. It’s no wonder DeLorean went tits up shortly afterwards.
If anyone's curious, the DMC 12 that Omaze is offering is a "restored" version set to release this year. Same exterior, different innards.
So, if it turns out to be an actually improved version, then great! If not, I'm sure one could easily find a collector still willing to pay a pretty penny for it.
Sins man: “I wonder how he’ll solve this….” Ryan renolds “ RUUUNNNNNNN” 😂😂😂
I mean let’s just be real, this movie doesn’t take itself as seriously as the first and is MILES better because of it. Incredibly enjoyable.
I wouldn't say it's better, but it's def different and just as enjoyable.
Like HB 1 is a typical action comedy somewhat grounded in realism.
HB 2 is a live action cartoon lol
Personally I was SUPER disappointed that I spent money for this movie after I spent months being excited for this movie
I have never laughed this hard. thank you for making my nightshift bearable
10:04
I was all for that Matthew McConaughey speech 😂
There are no employee stalls at Walmart we use the same restrooms as the public.
A few lucky stores have restrooms in the associate's lounge. I've worked in a couple. Doesn't mean they're any cleaner.
Took me 4 min to realize this was a sequel and not the movie I watched on TV a few days ago 😂
My left ear loves your commentary.
"I said what I said." You are hilarious. Man, I'm glad I didn't waste time and money watching this film. Your Cinema Sins video was better than the film, I bet. :)
"I'm gonna f*ck your dreams until they wish they were your nightmares"
Don't tempt me with a good time XD
9:50 doubting morgan freeman's freckology skills. DING!
The Hitman's Bodyguard is in my third favorite movie, so I was very excited for this one, and I was satisfied.
I died when he started the Morgan Freeman style monologue about the heavyset man in the ride!!
Great video man, keep up the petty stuff 🙂
Great upload Cinemasins, paused at 1:55 to digest that one, but nice work overall.
Also I haven't watched nor intend to watch this movie but damn, how much muscle do you need in the title exactly ? These guys needed all of it.
5:29! Bwahahhahah... As a certified instructor of 13 years I burst into tearful laughter!
You forgot the "With" in the title!
3:25 Cinemasins: Her entrance is so badass!
Also Cinemasins: _Sin_
2:00 - about Capri Suns, to answer your question, NO! He isn't American. He's Canadian!! LOL
Everything wrong with this is it has Ryan Reynolds... Dude just can't act. He just plays himself in movies and for whatever reason people think he's a good actor. He just plays the same role in every movie. >.>
You've obviously never watched the Canadian teen soap opera Fifteen. He played the younger brother of the hot girl. It was terrible.
Bro...when u broke out in the "Greatest American Hero" theme song...tears...so long ago but a great show!
"Are you even American, bro?"
Canada: "Hey, watch it there, eh?"
I love that said to quit being a d to your therapist when one of your sponsors is better help. You even support them when your sinning and I love that dedication.
The best voice over on TH-cam by far
This is the most recent movie I actually enjoyed
10:15 i love how deep that got all of a sudden XD lmaoo!
"Mace Windo finding out what a Mace Will do...." the best line.
10:04
I can hear this in my head with Matthew
McConaughey saying it like it’s one of those luxury car commercials he does now.
This is one of my guilty pleasures. It's not great, but it sure is fun to watch
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG!!! Gawd calm down 😭😭
Then wtf is the point of the channel💀
@@z.6480 the joke went into one ear and out the other 😎
Omg you are so funny I lmso at every video you do please keep up the great work man loven it !!!
Ryan's from Canada, where they only have Capr-ay Moons. You don't stab them with tiny straws, you just politely ask them to open for you. Morgan knows what a freckle is, but his character doesn't. They got a famously Spanish guy to play a Greek with a Spanish accent, like having Connery play a Spaniard in a movie that starts in Scotland. And Mace Windu never learned what a Mace is, which is disappointing to me for some reason. This whole movie is a troll. Side note, had Salma began Frida like that, it still would have fit.
THE FIRST ONE WAS MORE SERIOUS, WHILE THIS ONE TRIES TOO HARD TO BE FUNNY!
When Sam Adams first came out "Is it a good batch?" was as important and common as "I picked up some Sam Adams."
Sam Adams is brewed in Cincinnati.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY MADE A SEQUEL TO THE FIRST MOVIE!
Man I love these type of films
I will always believe this movie was made just to annoy Jeremy! 😂😂😂😂
OMG I lost it on that monologue of ride😂😂😂😂
wouldn't this had made more sense for the sponsor, that you reviewed any of the Back to the Future Movies? or a time travel movie? or any movie with the DeLorean car. like Ready Player One etc.
Proof that Time-Travel won't ever happen, otherwise someone would've gone back in time to tell Jeremy to hold off sinning one of those until that Omaze sponsorship came around.
@@somebastardontheinternet totally agree 👏🤝. Otherwise someone would have gone back and told people to stop being assholes on the internet. But... here we are... you being you and me being me. 😊
Lol. Dead "You're going with pants instead of the delicious fruit-flavored drink that taught us all to be stabby straw assassins? ARE YOU EVEN AMERICAN, BRO?"
The location across from Westminster Bridge might be the huge, lovely Corinthia Hotel. Stayed there with my family for 3 weeks; best vacation of my life. Right by Trafalgar Square.
3:39 no, that is fairly common, go watch video footage of someone falling or jumping of a tall building, there is a lot of kicking before they bounce.
1:01 Probably County Hall, old council building turned hotel/offices.
I live near Boston and you’re right. You should’ve added more sins
God bless you for finally Pointing out what so many movies think is a mace!
As someone who has jumped off cliffs into lakes quite often - yes, people really do kick their legs and wave their arms and shit when jumping off high things
Are you even American bro?
Ryan: I think iam Canadian
I just love this trio together..😂😂😂😂😂.. super entertaining..🥰🥰🥰❤❤❤
Thanks for "award" vs "reward" clarification, I've never actually thought about it until now.
You should do Spaceballs!
The kicking when falling thing helps stunt performers fall correctly.
Extra sin for the morningstars. Morningstars are terrible weapons and if you don't know exactly how to use them you will hit yourselve as much as your enemy if not more. Here's the thing: When you hit something with a morningstar the ball will bounce back. If you are properly trained in the use of a morningstar you can somewhat control the direction in which the ball bounces back but you are never fully in control of the ball. And with a chain that long you are even less in control. I can guarantee you one thing. When they shot this scene they didn't use an actual monringstar. They probably just used a stick and edited in the morningstar in post production.
“Mace Windu will find out what mace will do”😂😂😂
Major sin: In real life Zagreb doesn't have underground railway system. Hell, there is no underground railway in the entire Croatia! This is a sin for CinemaSins for not doing his homework and mentioning this at all.
I was in a test screening for this movie and it felt exactly as hes describing.
Why would they need to compare the drill to the height of some random person is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.
Still waiting for F9. I bet it's gonna break the "Sins Counter" like last year. Hahahaha.
But I did not even KNOW this movie was released!
When you made fun of the Athens part I was hoping for you to be like Athens wisconsin lmao
some of the sins were given inconsistently ....welcome to cinemasins
Who the hell would want a DeLorean? It can't even go 90mph
“Remember that all you can do is practice. No matter what you do, you are practicing something, you are asserting something, you are confirming something and you are studying something. Given this understanding, give yourself to your true preparation, for this is your gift to yourself and to the world.”
*Marshall Vian Summers*
@just do it dude no one cares!
Ty!
Thank you, Ivan.
Please no heat but this is the real live action cowboy bebop 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The explosion wouldn’t be that spectacular, but the villain causing the transformers to blow up with their computer is very realistic; Trust me, I am an engineer.
The hitman’s bodyguard’s wife’s college roomate’s babysitter’s aunt’s nail tech’s dog walker’s brother’s dealer
Hold up wait a minute take a step back because I take headphones to the gun range all the time and shoot 7.62 by 54R and sometimes a 30 ought 6 from an M1 Garand so don't tell me headphones can block out gunshots because if you have noise canceling and Loud headphones they will block out gunshots
2:25 i thought that was intentional satirical humour on the part of the movie