True, especially tw1, you could have fucked pretty much anything that moves. But as the games are getting more and more mainstream the devs have to consider opinions of libtards 🙃
Both. Lots of intricate work putting the audio together trying to make it sound real. Sometimes a joke doesn't have the right emotion I wanted, or an NPC doesn't have enough dialogue to finish a joke, etc.. so a lot gets scrapped. All in all, Beethoven, the Beatles and Tupac would be proud.
Your the best, man. It's one thing to have a cool idea, but to make a really great production out of it, that's something else. This is way better than most comedy out there.
Hahah "nope" then falls down the stairs in his rush to get the fuck outta there. I almost suffocated you know! And then "you looks like a bitch yourself" had me dead on the floor.
this is seriously one of the best made gamer poop's you've done (the facial expressivity in this game helps too)! looking forward to getting off to another settl..ehm..episode
It’s been years since I’ve seen this, and I’ve just started playing this game for myself. I can say with absolute certainty that this is still just as funny as it was before, if not more. Though, I notice that little sprinkles of Bigby are thrown in throughout the dialogue, which I never noticed before.
"Is my breast nice?"
" *NAY*! "
Savage af
iSham2044 nay
REKT
whats the girl name
Ciri.
iSham2044 I was dying at that omfg 😂😂😂
"Im looking for the bitches of Crookback Bog"
"You look like a bitch yourself!"
Best. Line. Ever.
Nameless Player i fucking died
This was all still in-character for Geralt.
AND Shepard.
True
Indeed.
And Lambert.
is my breasts nice?
nay...
best part ever
Ardy Septian REKT
it's the rekt that made it pefect
Even after seeing this one more than once, I still laughing at that one.
The level of savagery...
2:20 REKT
The way he says "Nay". I'm dying!
"I like you" "Relax Lambert." lol good laughs were had.
Lmao, the "pathetic" by Shepard at 1:44
Aaaaaaaaaawwww!
Lost it there 😆
Lmfao
"Are my breast nice?"
"Nay!"
*Wasted*
They're pretty small.
@@Crimson_Sun2486 very true
REKT
"I could understand a Witcher becoming a hired assassin, but a gigolo?"
"Why ever not?"
LOL xD
They say no Witcher has ever splooged in his bed, I aim to be the first
@@215jmo I like you
@@kittaylor5752 Relax Lambert
Allow me to introduce my wife, Laetitia and her two little tits.
Well witchers do have superhuman stamina, so the honestly would make great gigolos lol
Definately the hardest I have laughed at one of your vids in a very long time! I really hope you continue this as a series!
Oh it's coming bro. just stay beautiful for me and you'll have new eps in no time.
Peregrine +Mans1ay3r Holy crap, I can't wait haha
I was also curious as to whether you'd continue this series. Looking forward to them
My body is ready, we'll bang ok?
Why did I just read that in Balgruuf's voice? lol
Keep her goin
"You look like a bitch yourself!" LMAO
i rofled too xD
that was definitely the winner
2:56 ikr
At one point, I had a sleep schedule...
Scout Trooper I slept once... ONCE!
Stay awake, you are on duty soldier.
I once read a book about sleep. Stayed up all night reading it. :/
Oh my god, the Crookback Bog interaction...
You look like a bitch your self.
Didn’t know that uh?
A reeeetard. Won't learn anything from youuuuuu
Him running and falling down the stairs was the best shit ever.
No
@@CaptainPupu Yes.
@@lagrangepoint9386 NEIN NEIN NEIN
''I like you''
''Relax, Lambert''
THAT MADE MY DAY XDDDDDDDDDDDD
2:05 The funniest part is Geralt in fact does trip and fall every time he walks down these stairs in the actual game.
That kid shaking his head at the end killed me.
*Her.
*His
Mega Gralha Don't even.
Looked like Hillary Clinton XD
A fellow MGTOW, good day to you sir
I heard commander shepard somewhere in there
Pathetic
Mostly it's Bigby from The Wolf Among Us.
When he said "pathetic"
"Is my breasts nice?"
"Nay."
REKT
why was her name again?
WHY?! woops soz, What was her name again?
Ciri or Cirilla Fiona.
This is the type of hard hitting, deep, and thoughtful entertainment youtube needs. You're doing Gods work mans1ay3r.
*_WE'LL BANG, OK?!_*
kane bangs in death!
NAY!
ye
i hope so
Shepard saying "you're pathetic" XD
"They say no Witcher has ever splooged in his bed. I aim to be the first."
Noble goals indeed.
1:51 Geralt through the whole Witcher series
True, especially tw1, you could have fucked pretty much anything that moves.
But as the games are getting more and more mainstream the devs have to consider opinions of libtards 🙃
I wanted to get a brain transplant
But I changed my mind.
Awwww, _pathetic_.
*perfume
SAMPLE TEXT
:D
Haha
Found a fresh chest
I don't know but
-"I like you"
-"Relax, Lambert."
It's just magnificent
"Is my breasts nice?
Nay!" Good god man, how do you come up with that?
Tell me before I change my perfume!!
Steak, Liara.
I don't know why, but the sound clip of Snake dying when Geralt falls down the stairs at 2:04 makes me lose my shit lol
This made me laugh a lot harder than any sane person should.
Glad you're back, Mans1ay3r!
brings me back to the days of watching YTP with friend who knew 8 years would fly that fast
Kagarin? He did? Can he see into the future?
"chop chop before i change my PERFUME!"
1:44 Shepard???
Liara?
Ruskie My body's ready.
0:11 when you've never played the witcher 3 and you heard this XD
I swear I've seen this before...
Andrew Chapman He's reuploading old Gamer Poops to this channel, because he left Machinima
Oh right, course he is.
You're lying morgan!
Anosh Bosha This is America!
Captain Clockwork this is Germany??
Examine: A R E T A R D
Love how geralt’s voice is fused with bigby wolf and has a bunch of metal gear sounds.
I'm so happy these are back, got some pretty good laughs out of this, keep it up
My favorite line to ever come out of any of these is still: "I love, love, LOVE moist towlettes!" But, "Is my breasts nice?", "Nay.", comes close.
"Go! Chop, chop! Before I change my perfume". My stomach hurt from laughing 🤣
I don't think I should watch these before playing the game, rofl.
don't worry, nothing spoiler. :D
Alterius Zhang Yea they don't really spoil anything
don't watch if you don't want the "Fister" story ruined for you.
Well when you get to these parts of the game you'll only hear the gamer poop dialogue.
Skyrim hasn't been the same since gamer poop. I lol everytime i see balgruf.
While it's fucking hilarious, this is an old one right?
thegamewarfareproject yah
He's just moving all this old stuff to his personal channel.
thegamewarfareproject Yeah, thought I'd seen this before.
Nay
thegamewarfareproject Yes I think the same
Did anyone else hear Shepard's "Pathetic!" in the background when Geralt pussied out from touching that fresh chest?
I'm finally at the stage where I can say "ah yes I know enough about this game that I can appreciate this"
SO GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK
Damn so many years later and this still kills me. Even funnier when I replay Witcher 3 and see these scenes, I immediately think of this video 😂
"Is my breats nice"
"Nay" ROFL LMAO
"ill have you know there's no pussieeeeeee"
will always be a classic
Shepard: "pathetic!" It's just perfect. I can't get tired of this
OUR MASTER HAVE RETURNED!
TREMBLE BEFORE HIS MAJESTY,
FOR WE ALL WALK IN HIS IMMORTAL SHADOW!
Witcher gamerpoop is all i need in my life, looking forward to more!
hm... this isn;t how I remember the game... guess I'm gonna have to play it 10 more times.
Make Gamer Poop... DRAGON AGE INQUISITION! :OOOO
your outro is probably my fav outro ever made
Glad you reuploaded this. One of my favorites.
I have a question manslayer. How do you collect the audio? Is it different words put together or is it words made from smaller words or letters?
Both. Lots of intricate work putting the audio together trying to make it sound real. Sometimes a joke doesn't have the right emotion I wanted, or an NPC doesn't have enough dialogue to finish a joke, etc.. so a lot gets scrapped.
All in all, Beethoven, the Beatles and Tupac would be proud.
mans1ay3r I love you
mans1ay3r Man you're cool
Your the best, man. It's one thing to have a cool idea, but to make a really great production out of it, that's something else. This is way better than most comedy out there.
bamoida42 most? Every, you mean
Hahah "nope" then falls down the stairs in his rush to get the fuck outta there. I almost suffocated you know! And then "you looks like a bitch yourself" had me dead on the floor.
isn't this a re-post? i could of swore ive seen it before.
It is yes
He is moving his stuff to this channel now that his contract with Machinima is at an end.
Soul Hook ahh got it, another good content creator they don't have anymore. that's a shame.
I hear machinima are a bitch to work for anyways, I think this is good for him.
Commander shepard "pathetic" at 1:44 cracks me up everytime!
Came back here after playing Witcher 3 because of the Netflix show. This will forever be apart of my putrid soul.
Man I love your reuploads each one still makes me laff so much. Tonight I shall binge on Manslay3r videos. Manslay3r and chill.
Amazed by how many think this is new...I'm almost jealous.
this is seriously one of the best made gamer poop's you've done (the facial expressivity in this game helps too)!
looking forward to getting off to another settl..ehm..episode
2:02 that nope and trip was too good
Geralt tripping down the stairs and letting out solid snakes death yell gets me every time.
i love when i subscribe to a channel years ago and it picks back up :D
Holy shit, this was amazing. mans1ay3r's back!
"I like you."
"Relax, Lambert."
great to have you back Mans1ay3r
Would love to see more of these and maybe of Dragon Age Inquisition as well.
The joy of this is that Geralt is actually pretty much in character the entire time through.
The stairs part absolutely kills me every time I see this! Will you ever do more of the witcher?
I'm glad he's back. I can laugh again
Ohh my, the king is back!!
I like how you used some audio bits from Bigby Wolf to voice Geralt because they both have that growly sound. It works.
It’s been years since I’ve seen this, and I’ve just started playing this game for myself. I can say with absolute certainty that this is still just as funny as it was before, if not more. Though, I notice that little sprinkles of Bigby are thrown in throughout the dialogue, which I never noticed before.
not even The Witcher is safe from mans1ay3r!!!
I don't remember the game being this good. I might have to go back and give it another try.
Its great to have you back Mans1ay3r; I have missed your content.
Im Commander Geralt - and this my favorite shop in the Novigrad.
FINALLY dude. So much thanks for doing this again!
1:40 will always be my favourite part
Welcome back Mans1ay3r :)
We missed you so much
Anyone else with a sense of dejavu? Pretty sure I watched this already
I've seen Ciri's clip before, you are not alone.
Yea It felt like ive seen this whole thing before maybe in a stream or something
MrAsianhappydude its an old one
Indeed. He's moving all his stuff to this channel.
DEJA VU
I'VE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
Its nice to have you back bro
It's time to change my perfume
i thought you lost your sense of humor, but your back, glad do see you.
Holy shit probably one of favorites also my favorite game
your editing is godlike. love your work man!
Alright.. I'll do it.
Go!
Chop, Chop!
before i change my perfumeee.
Finally!! Gamerpoop is back, you´re very creative i´ll give you that.
Still seems like stuff that would be in a Witcher game.
keep it up. i love all your videos. never get old
..Toss a Coin to your Witcher .. oh Valley of Plenty..
My favorite game and my favorite gamerpoop yet! Love u manslayer
HAHAHA you are the fucking king mate.
Nailed it XD
"I'm looking for the bitches of Crookback Bog."
"You looks like a b!tch yourself. "
Savage as fuck kid's livin the thug life .
2:04 SNAAAAAAAAAKE!!
I didn't know how much I wanted this until now, awesome job man :D
This is the funniest shit ive seen all year 😂😂😂
The world needs more of this. More Witcher poop please!