The Apocalypse CHALLENGE!! John vs. Evan vs. James
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
- The shifting balance of power worldwide has ushered in a worldwide Apocalypse. Watch John, Evan and James use $40 and 15 minutes to shop for their lives in a Walmart Supercenter store. Who will survive and win the challenge? Hint: It is NOT Evan. He was predictably terrible at this.
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Hilarious--especially when James Yeager has the moral high ground of not stealing anything
In John's defense, he genuinely thought the store allowed customers to take extra bags. Most people actually do, even store employees! It's because your brain subconsciously assumes they're free because they're not being displayed on a shelf with the rest of the products in the store. John fell victim to human psychology. He wouldn't intentionally shoplift.
when the menacing looking guy in the group is actually the most lawful
Trump humpers need guns to fight a tyrannical govt that wants to give them healthcare.
@@greenmindzane6148 Government never gave anybody anything, besides a hard time. Read a history book.
@@fruitfarmfords8243 he’s to stupid all that weed rotted his mind that’s all he thinks about
@@greenmindzane6148 Just how much of my healthcare are you prepared to pay for, Sparky?
@@greenmindzane6148 Only libtards subscribe to channels for the sole purpose of hating in the comments.
John: "That's my whole budget!"
Me: laughs in college student
😂😂
I have to admit, the production value is off the charts. I feel like I'm watching something that could be on The Discovery Channel.
I was thinking TLC lol
And you think thats a good thing?
Yes they need there own cable network!!!
RED cameras do the trick every time.
@@snipecox2153 Do you have a subscription to their streaming service WPSN? Really good stuff.
"Scenario 12b" got me.
Whoever edits these and puts it all together is awesome
2:14 is criminally underrated humor
Also whoever filmed the intro
No, your awesome 😘
Trump humpers need guns to fight a tyrannical govt that wants to give them healthcare.
@@greenmindzane6148 gr8 b8 m8
"Calling it commandeering doesn't make it not carjacking." That was gold.
We called it "tactical acquisition" or to "tactcally acquire" something when I was in the Army.
Resource acquisition
Yeah, long as they don't try it on the wrong guy.. there's always someone badder arse out there..
@@BabyCharlotteschannel Then John fucking Lovell? Not many lol. Don’t think he’ll have that problem.
🤣
“Y’all are videotaping in my store are you?”........”nope” lol
I mean, technically they're using digital, so its not a lie😂
Nice loophole
lord, not even most japanese businesses care if you film in their shops, a severely densely populated island. civilian paranoia is just unrivalled.
Yeah I about wet myself at the simple, “Nope.” Lmao!
I dont blame stores for being scared of people recording considering how many terrible people there are out there doing stuff like licking ice cream, jumping into item racks, tossing milk, and other ass hat-ery to make liked high viewed vids.
The more I see Yeager, the more I feel an apocalypse is coming.
Heed his wisdom.
He's the apocalypse ground hog.
He'd just hide in a ditch again if the apocalypse ever happened
@@dontfallyoumighthurtyourse4694 “he shouldve died for israel” Heh...no.
@@redrider7730 His "service" was jumping into a ditch to hide while his buddies got shot. Theres even footage you can find online of the incident. Don't fall for his marketing hype, he's a phony through and through. I have more respect for my local garbage man, because at least he isn't pretending to be something he's not.
A buddy and I have been saying that the 💩 is coming and our other buddies thought we were overreacting. Now we just chuckle about it and the others don't think we are crazy anymore.
It may happen or it may not just best to have the readies.
That Bible thumper line made me make a noise I’ve never made before. Brilliant
Lol
James is hilarious, like the "straight" guy of a comedy act.
I am from Wal-Mart loss prevention and I’m gonna need to have a conversation with Evan and John please.
Surprised Evan didn’t ask to speak to the manager and explain that there was an apocalypse and he needed more marshmallows
I LOVE HOW THE PRODUCTION GUY CALLED OUT EVAN ON STEALING THE HATTT😂😂😂😂😂 straight up; “youdidnt payfor that”
Walmart has more facial recognition cameras than vegas!
@@clarkgriswold4096 Only worth a damn if they're looking for you though. Also, generally if it's less than $25 you're just gonna get a smack on the hand and an escort out the door. They lose $3,000,000,000 annually.
@@somethingsomethingusername802 3 Billion? Doubt it.
@@michaelkeller2481 There's over ~4,743 Walmart Locations in the US. Each store on average loses *at least* $600,000 of Goods per year. The Locations in more crime ridden areas lose over $1,000,000/year. Do the math.
All of this is publicly available information, easily accessible by the very device you're using to type a comment. $3,000,000,000 sounds like a lot, but it's barely 1% of their Annual Revenue.
@@michaelkeller2481 For further context, let's examine that $600,000/year figure.
$600,000/year ÷ 365 days = $1,643 and some change stolen per Day. Sound like a lot? Well, let's assume an average Location serves a population of ~200,000 (most cater to far larger populations). It would take less than 1% of that Population stealing under $2 each/per day to reach that figure in one year. I can guarantee there's more thieves than just 2000 people in that City, and they're stealing a lot more than $2 worth of merchandise (even $2 is high, it's more like $1.21).
"Scenario 12b" will be my new band name
I just can't help myself laughing so hard when Evan starts the steak knife commercial. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dude! You're nuts! Bad thing is...I want to hang with you! 🤣🤣 Cigar and whiskey....and just chat.
I knew James was gonna win. I'd love to see his episode of Dooms Day Preppers.
Best episode ever was the woman who got all her "preps" delivered at night so the neighbors wouldn't know.....As she showed it on national TV......
Did you see the one where the guy shot his own hand 😂
@@TheUglyAmerican007 I saw one where they damaged their partners hearing by shooting from the inside of a shack they were sitting in. I don't think they wore ear pro either
"you're not video taping in my store are you" 🤦🗑️🗑️🗑️
These guys, some of the cleanest wholesome fun on TH-cam. My family loves John Evan James good people
That was fantastic! I can't imagine how epic the episode of Doomsday Preppers at the Yeager house would've been. Very entertaining. Yay for that.
Great fun video. The look on James face while y’all drinking beer was priceless.
When we saw James was involved, we knew who the eventual winner would be.
John had bags to carry things/ use to tie stuff/use for fire starting/use for gathering & holding water/ use for heat/ use for filling with dirt to make some shelter(bags are very useful for a variety of things), more water bottles, similar food stuff, 550 cord, a blanket, and fire starting stuff. James' only legs up were bug repellent and a head lamp(although I'm sure they all have handheld and weapon lights). I feel like John got the most useful stuff.
Mr. Lovell - You sir are a match made in heaven for James! You are able to deflect his personality and actually interact with him and make it enjoyable! I follow both of your channels and like James probably more than most but he definitely does happily try and trigger people lol. I love that you don't show visually that he is getting to you. When he does the awkward stuff like not doing the cheers you brush it off and enjoy the moment either way. Such a great characteristic trait! Hope you are this guy in real life! Not that I'll ever meet you but the world needs the dangerous, humorous tactician you are!
WPS in the house. Safest Walmart in a 500-mile radius.
The Quest Cookies and cream is definitely the way to go. Great item to finish an MRE.
"you actually paid for this beer" awesome!
So that's why all the wheels wobble on the carts at walmart! You three!
😆
This was great!!!!!!!! Glad you guys had fun, it was fun to watch!!!!!!
Why does James talk like my friend the day after he got his tongue pierced when we were 16? lol
12:30 "You guys are thieves!" "Its the apocalypses, all bet are off!" what a good christian, lol.
Lol, definitely diggin the “Evan prep”
Great video😂 & even more so, Thank you for not wearing masks 👍🏼
Guys... What a HOOT! Great way to start my day... Thanks!
The hilarity never ceases!! LOL!! So many great one-liners :D
I love how it ends with them drinking beers and laughing 😂
You guys are splitting my side.!! Great video. Thanks fellas! 👍🏻
Waste of my time?! This was the best thing I’ve watched in days LOL. Greetings from some ‘Stan somewhere
Someone’s been watching Shawn Ryan’s Vigilance Elite lmao
I have a sneaking suspicion John is Shawns next guest.
@@MrDocseidel7 thats a good call!!
Total ripoff
@@hitman_s1 what is? The video?
@@MrDocseidel7 Yes
I have even more respect for John now since he made sure they weren’t shooting guns that day before he drank to make sure he would not put others at risk
Gotta give it to WPS for having an educational video but also laughing my ass off 😂
3:18 alright, I’m officially calling James Tactical Grandpa from here on out.
Life will not be complete until i train with john or james
Thank you for the laughs. I really enjoyed this.
Glad you enjoyed it!
Any time you have a good laugh, it’s never a waste of time. Loved this video! Makes me want to do this with my family for fun
Lmfao Yeager don’t drink! Can’t barter with him.
Not a waste of a time! These videos are priceless!!!!! LoveEmmmm!! Thanks for the great laughter to my evening
Now I reaaaally wanna see James’ doomsday preppers episode... come on WPSN
While I am sure he would share his wisdom I highly DOUBT he would share the details of his actual preps.
@@jimh472 I mean he did film the show...
John: “Everywhere I look, I lose!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I really enjoyed this video. Even though you are being comical your underlying message is very important and relevant.
The steak knife commercial. Nice.
Agreed. However, the red is LACKING! The steak was cooked to the temp of oh, wait. What are you doing?
Celebrate your opposing digit! Knock the horns off and wave it over the grill!
Remember when Biden was asked about gun control and then he rambled on about infrastructure for several minutes?
That was real? I thought it was a bad dream
Remember when hunters laptop and now he committed s felony lying on a gun application and secret service trying to get the paperwork to cover it up?
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
He doesn't need to discuss it because he knows he wants to take them nothing to discuss about it, and we the people are going to just let it happen just like we let all this other B's happen
Biden doesn't remember it
Evan is the most prepared. If you got the beer, you got the barter.
First and foremost, props to all of you for not bitching out and wearing masks in walmart.
"REEEEEEE, mask, REEEEEEEEE!" lol
If there is an apocalyptic event, I feel like going to Walmart may be the worst decision you could make. I can just imagine the level of crazy that would ensue there.
This was fantastic. I think James should be a full time co-host. It reminds me of watching Top Gear but replace the cars with AR15s.
The contrast between these guys is awesome! I love seeing James on here!👍
Lol that steak commercial is great! Man you guys are the best!
I love coming here to learn, but I also love watching y’all have fun!
That was great! I guess you do what you can. You can’t plan for every situation and we have bills to pay.
Love the video. I was gut laughing at multiple points. Appreciate the levity!
What did I get out of this. I need more security. Thanks John.
EPIC!! I Could WATCH More Of These!! EXCELLENT PRODUCTION!!
Hard 2 believe u have a maskless W-M down there!?
Ya wtf. Im going to go try it. Bet I get kicked out.
Haven't been wearing one in months here in Mississippi.
Keep these videos with James coming please!
One of the best videos I have seen in awhile. Lots of laughs. James is a great guy.
fun video!
I’ve noticed that James is very polite. ALWAYS says “thank you” or “you are welcome”. None of that “no problem” bs.
Pure entertainment. Thanks.
RIP Yeager. God came and got him for the real battle about to start.
Something I would have added that is cheap is a small box of band-aids. If you end up having to hike, if you get blisters on your feet it's going to be painful, distracting, and potentially debilitating and slow you down.
Loved it Gents. Thanks for a laugh on a Friday!
Thank you, Evan! A tip of the hat to one of Pennsylvania’s best breweries (even though I prefer Straub).
You guys are all awesome! Bit man is this some crazy good production.
Most likely to survive is the MOST important category, and really the only one that counts.
Your takeaway should be this: Plan and prepare so you don't find yourself in this situation.
This was great. Thanks for sharing.
I wouldn't say that was a waste of my time, John. You guys are crazy and I love it ! Lol
Wife: He is probably cheating on me
Me: Walmart Apocalypse Challenge?
The Boys: Say Less
Nice to see everyone having fun 😀 and still making a point
LMAO!!! That was a riot. I think I am with James or maybe Evan he did get a cool hat.
He didn't pay for,LMAO.
I haven’t clicked a video faster
A GREAT WASTE!
Truly great!
Thanks!
Best video yet. Great job guys. Love James Yeager!!!
Thanks for the laughs guys. Great job
Way ahead of you guys. I carry everything in my daily driver.
Thanks for the laugh guys! LOL 😆
Hahaha laughing my ass off 😂
4:27 LOL! Exactly what I always want to do to those blocking the supermarket alley
I have to say, this was epic! Now who would win the fashion show for an apocalypse? Also John Lovel I wanted to ask if you reload your own ammo? If so could you do a video on how to get started in that? Maybe a series on the WPSN?
Thank you for the video. Not a waste of my time. It was a hoot. It’s good to have a good laugh on occasion.
Yeah that was worth my break time today!!👍👍haha well done guys
I remember when James filmed the Prepper show. I would love to have seen that footage!
Ain't nothing wrong with those vegan cookies! Lenny and Larry's are BOMB.
Lol John starting off with the Tom Cruise run. He's all about Cruise control. 😂😂😂
Great chemistry between you guys.
I love the dynamic between these two 😂
...three...
This is the best video you've ever posted.
James and John are the perfect good cop bad cop show ever made
Humor is actually crucial to survival.
Even - 5 points
John - 4 points
James - 1 point
James still wins.
Old age and treachery will always beat youth and exuberance.