I can't find it, but earlier in the episode Grian asked if anyone had seen his snail and Tango responded saying that would be someone's last words. His predictions were so good this episode! 😂
I feel that tango’s humor is so underappreciated because he will say the funniest freaking things that leave me laughing my head off! “The most beautiful thing-“ “Thats ever been thrown together in ten minutes? Thanks.” And “Or you could just stare at a creeper for 27 seconds then die” Like, his dry humor paired with his awesome voice and infectious laugh and shrill squeaks of terror… top 27 hermit. But fr, drop everything and watch, and ill always be chuckling
I'm getting three little pigs vibes with these houses: one out of wood, one out of deepslate, one out of copper 😂. Then along comes the big bad scar and burns your house down
Every time the snails evaded some new attempt to trap or stop them, it just reminded me of all your Hermitcraft game-developing VODs where you kept going "I can't leave this like that or else players(Etho) will take advantage of it". Looks like Grian and whoever helped him code all this got a good taste of how hard it is to balance game mechanics for such a varied playerbase.
@@thedrunkshinobi shooting them with a bow reflected the arrow at you and putting down lit tnt caused them to punt it towards you. drowning was definitely the harshest snail attack, but it wasn't the only one.
*Tango* builds wooden buildings every Life series. *Scar* burns every Tango building down every Life series. *Tango:* He does this every season! *Cast & Crew:* Stop building flammable objects! *Tango:* __
To be fair he normally plays on a server where firetick is firmly set to off. Both to avoid this and make building with wood easier. So it can be easy to forget that fire is a problem when it normally isn't.
I just wanna say... Canary curse feels like it still applies. Jimmy dies to a creeper at the start of the session and then look what happened? people dying left and right xD
If Jimmy's out first this season, it can be argued that Scott did actually stop a canon event in Secret Life, especially considering he is the Watcher's number one enemy.
7:10 first death - Death by 🐌 15:04 second death - death by a vengeful skizz 25:59 third death - Jump scared by the 🐌 31:43 fourth death - Drowned By the 🐌 17:32 Burned house by scar
0:00 - Insincerity 5:31 - Wild Card 9:59 - Experiments 13:41 - Revenge 15:34 - Interlude 17:31 - Fire & flame 21:02 - Test the limits (25:42 BEWARE) 26:02 - Run for your life
If I was more Tango Techie, i'd totally voice sample when Tango panics and use it as a message tone lol love this series, love you guys! oh my gosh too many laughter fits!
Great episode, nice editing, I liked the replay of "where's my snail" death. It is ironic you prophesied 4 yellows and died 4 times yourself. Next week will be interesting!
i couldnt stop smiling basically the entire episode, the beginning with yours and the others first reactions to the snails was so much fun, my face hurts now lol
Wow! What a wildcard that was! Adorable cute little death chasing you around the server like Michael Myers from Halloween movie who walks slowly but never seems far behind no matter how fast you run.
I thiiiink Real Life has it by 1. someone counted 37 deaths this episode, but Real Life had 13 players x 3 lives (39) and I don't *think* the victor got /killed so it should be 38?
It would be so much better if they brought back the Boogeyman, even if just 1 for each episode. Can you imagine you're running from your snail only for another person to whack you? And it would be even better if it just said "Boogeyman killed So-and-so" instead of who the player was.
Ok, honestly, I kind of want those snails to just chase you but not kill you for the rest of the series and even on hermitcraft. :D It's such a cute and cool thing :D
does anybody else find it comical that jimmy, skizz and tango happen to be both 3 of the 1st red names and tend to be the 3 players who get eliminated the quickest in the life series
What you should've tried is a staircase (like 3 blocks high), then a bridge to nowhere, but the middle of the bridge is two trapdoors (placed to create the largest hole between them possible), and you're at the end of the bridge. If the snail uses regular pathfinding it'd take the trapdoors as something it can walk on, but then it'd fall through them, and it won't fly (I assume) because it has a clear path to you: the stairs which it will take again to reach you. Because it looks like the snails fly when there's no path to you (a wall they can't get over, they're in a hole, you're somewhere high with no walkable path to you). All the snails went up the mountain on foot (whatever snails walk on) just fine, so I don't think it's a height difference thing.
Dang the prediction and estimation are on point. Almost, maybe. Also I'm getting heart attacks and I've yet to see all the POVs. It's midnight and I'm screaming the house down. Also your snail's name is Tan Gastropod.
as someone who watched roosterteeth and got my inspiration to start streaming and making videos from achievement hunter, seeing the immortal snails in hermitcraft is a delight and whiplash. this wildcard is SO stressful, and as a security guard i know that being on constant swivel like that is *exhausting*. but GOSH theyre so dang CUTE!! I think you did the best you could, Tango lol
Right??? The amount of times Grian brings up this snail thought experiment and all I can think about is 'do you know this is a million dollars but...' Do you know? I sometimes wonder if Gavin (was it Gavin's?) is ever struck by how far this idea has come. I see it _everywhere_ these days.
Love when game designer Tango makes an appearance. Ten minutes in and he's warning Joel how unbalanced this wild card is. He's done the math, seen their capabilities. No way they are all making it to the end of the session.
okay but from "NOOO, NOT LIKE THIS, NOT LIKE THIS, NOOO" to the outro?? idk i find it really funny. but overall, 3 reds by episode THREE?! this might actually be the shortest season ever.
The favourite part about your towers is that it looks croocked on a diagonal (at the beginning of sesh at least). I don't think it is, but it looks like it to me and let's me relive all the "MY CROOCKED TOWER" joy. Still hands down my favourite part of the live series. Edit: Nvm, less tower now. Stupid Scar (jokingly)
This is why I always love your team ups with Bdubs and Etho, it's just pure comedy Tango, if you want to be really cool, add a little throwback moment in your next episode! Etho and Bdubs have also added one, so please join in and kick their butts in editing!
Oh Tango xD You went through the wars this week, but I am loving your perspective. Hope you get a chance to oof Scar and Skizz at least once before you all go out in a blaze of glory.
I love how you predicted that there would be so much death but also underestimated!!! The snails are so powerful! I love all the chaos so much!! When you asked where it was right before it got you!!! XD I love your ending cards!
Having seen other POVs before this one and at the beginning Tango and Stho are like "I bet there's gonna be a lot of deaths. Like three yellows, maybe seven deaths" and I'm over here like... 👀
"There's going to be way more deaths today than anticipated" -Tango predicting the future
But still undershot how many would die
"I guess there's gonna 3 yellows today" - Tango
IRL : 3 reds
@@melissaflood9273 which makes his initial prediction all the more correct^^
Etho: I think 7 deaths
Actual: 34 DEATHS
"There will be way more deaths than we predict"
That was incredibly true.
Decked Out but an immortal snail spawns after enough clank
this needs more likes
The only downside is the insta-mine. That would make the snail wreck the place.
Objective: Run
@@djstonecipher Seeing how much this ruined Tango, he might just do this🤣
@@aulvinduergard9952 You can probably disable it in the config.
Grian "Has anyone seen my snail?"
Tango "That's that last thing anyone says"
Later:
Tango "Where's mine?" *Instantly get hit by his snail*
I was looking for that first bit but couldn't find it. Tango just kept accurately predicting stuff this episode!
Lmao yeah so many predictions
@@grondherofirst one is at 23:21
Your snail should have been 'Tango of the Snail Variety'
Omg yesss 😂
If they ever bring back the Life merch we NEED snail plushies!!!!
oh that would be so good and so evil i'd want so many of them. ooooo Snail pins 👀 like just sell them either as a set or individuals.
That might just be too much to ask for, but god I hope so haha
I had the same thought 😅
Blind box figures! Pins! Stickers!
Personally, I'm imagining a set of snail figurines.
“Ive been doing some self-reflection, and I hate myself” damn my dude is going _through_ it this season😂
0:46
> kills skizz, in cold blood, while green
> skizz gets his own revenge, honorably 1v1, while red
> tango, to skizz: "you jerk!"
:V
Lifes tuff
25:50
"Where is mine"
"...Right behind you."
I can't find it, but earlier in the episode Grian asked if anyone had seen his snail and Tango responded saying that would be someone's last words. His predictions were so good this episode! 😂
the Spy has already breached our defences!
He could be in this very room!
@@taxing4490 he could be you, he could be me!
It should have been called Skadoodlepod
Yep, agreed. Or Tekinator
I like SnailTek
Yeeeesss!
I was partial to Snaildoodler 😅
Snailificator
I feel that tango’s humor is so underappreciated because he will say the funniest freaking things that leave me laughing my head off!
“The most beautiful thing-“
“Thats ever been thrown together in ten minutes? Thanks.”
And
“Or you could just stare at a creeper for 27 seconds then die”
Like, his dry humor paired with his awesome voice and infectious laugh and shrill squeaks of terror… top 27 hermit. But fr, drop everything and watch, and ill always be chuckling
I loved watching him in both Among Us and Phasmophobia and he would say "FLEE WITH EXTRA FLEE!!!!"
Omg this is so true 😭😂
FR!! Tango always has me laughing my butt off.
@@laurabaumgartner3085 hes so freaking cute stop
@@Shortnamesareoverrated he sure is. ☺️
I'm getting three little pigs vibes with these houses: one out of wood, one out of deepslate, one out of copper 😂. Then along comes the big bad scar and burns your house down
I was thinking this exact thing XD
could never have anticipated that wildcard, but oh my god little snail tek is so cute
Same, I was predicting them swapping locations at random times. Snails are better.
Tan Gastropod
It's all just goes back to the snails showing up in hermitcraft. I'm willing to bet this is where the idea came from
Partly, but most of it is from the thought experiment that Mumbo mentioned, Grian has been talking about that one a lot lately
The immortal snail in general has gotten a lot of popularity lately.
@@DracoJcame back into the limelight from the depths of the internet 🎉
i know the snails are cute but the amount of just standing around watching it approach and lack of running away was so stressful to watch! XD
4 deaths
1 burnt house
1 very disappointed Tango
I very stupid snail
"knowing it's coming doesn't make me good" is my new life motto
Them: who burnt your base?
Tango: who else? same person who burns my crap every season
Scar: *giggles*
I love that Tangos snail seems to have an extra flair for the dramatic. And a stunning sense of irony =D
Etho's guess of 7 deaths achieved in first 10 minutes
25:51 "Where is mine?" Famous last words.
4:25 - The freaking precision of Tango's prediction is terrifying
People should fear TangoTuff
Exept for being 3 yellows in the end. 😂
Every time the snails evaded some new attempt to trap or stop them, it just reminded me of all your Hermitcraft game-developing VODs where you kept going "I can't leave this like that or else players(Etho) will take advantage of it". Looks like Grian and whoever helped him code all this got a good taste of how hard it is to balance game mechanics for such a varied playerbase.
“Why with the burning? SCAR!” I love that everyone always knows.😂
Grian: hey look there's yours mumbo!
Mumbo: WHERE?
6:22
The terror in his voice 😂
Did that make him jump?
@kamikazesatellite2830 hahahaha
The "if snail drowns you die" was harsh.
Also just seemed odd as nothing else they did hurt the snails at all.
@@thedrunkshinobibut drowning the snails don’t hurt them either ? it just hurts the person lol so idk what you mean
@@kristiliqua I mean drowning hurt the person, but fire, weapon dmg, tnt, lava all didn't.
@@thedrunkshinobi it might’ve been to prevent them from using water to trap the snails
@@thedrunkshinobi shooting them with a bow reflected the arrow at you and putting down lit tnt caused them to punt it towards you. drowning was definitely the harshest snail attack, but it wasn't the only one.
The people who animate deaths in Lego are gonna have a hard time after this episode
I'm sure there's a way to make snails out of Legos. If I had more Legos myself I might try it.
But it will be so cute
*Tango* builds wooden buildings every Life series.
*Scar* burns every Tango building down every Life series.
*Tango:* He does this every season!
*Cast & Crew:* Stop building flammable objects!
*Tango:* __
To be fair he normally plays on a server where firetick is firmly set to off. Both to avoid this and make building with wood easier. So it can be easy to forget that fire is a problem when it normally isn't.
@@CastleTrime Most of the others build on a server with fire tick off. And Tango _knows_ that Scar is going to burn it down.
i love how the snails have their person's hair 😭 so cute!
That Snail of the Tek variety is adorable. So deadly but adorable
I also propose: Tango of the Snail variety XD
11:20 Tango perfectly described the snails "Terminator Snails"
25:58 “Where is my snail?” - TangoTek’s famous last words
If not friend, why friend shaped?
PearlescentMoon said calmly.
'there's going to be way more deaths today than anticipated.' Tango got hit with Apollo's dodgeball of fate on that one XD
I just wanna say... Canary curse feels like it still applies. Jimmy dies to a creeper at the start of the session and then look what happened? people dying left and right xD
If Jimmy's out first this season, it can be argued that Scott did actually stop a canon event in Secret Life, especially considering he is the Watcher's number one enemy.
@@fnaffoxy1987So...
The bloody happy "see ya next week!" ending had me laughing so hard, omg.
7:10 first death - Death by 🐌
15:04 second death - death by a vengeful skizz
25:59 third death - Jump scared by the 🐌
31:43 fourth death - Drowned By the 🐌
17:32 Burned house by scar
I love how Tango is in constant terror and overpowering love for his snail
The Immortal Snail was genius but DAMN it's so dangerously cute
I love watching Tango science the snail, so oddly wholesome amidst the carnage
Who would have expected that the snail would be the life series’ most effective hitman
It's the IMMORTAL SNAIL!
0:00 - Insincerity
5:31 - Wild Card
9:59 - Experiments
13:41 - Revenge
15:34 - Interlude
17:31 - Fire & flame
21:02 - Test the limits (25:42 BEWARE)
26:02 - Run for your life
26:14 cute moment between Tango and a pup
If I was more Tango Techie, i'd totally voice sample when Tango panics and use it as a message tone lol love this series, love you guys! oh my gosh too many laughter fits!
22:17 - Joel's snail protected his car from the tnt😂
Just Tango screaming, "not like this!" Cinema. Loved this! And love this series. You guys are doing a phenomenal job! Thank you!
"I'm gonna guess there'll be 7 deaths this episode." - Etho
the snails are terrifying 😭like scott said, it's literally the meme where if the snail catches you it kills you.... this week was INSANE
anyway i've been loving evil tango so much this season
It's an old thought experiment turned meme
But there were no million diamonds to go along with it. 😥
Great episode, nice editing, I liked the replay of "where's my snail" death. It is ironic you prophesied 4 yellows and died 4 times yourself. Next week will be interesting!
Tango's snail was the cutest. I love the little redstone torch eyes XD
7:07 - Mumbo's scream cutoff is perfect
At the start, when etho said three yellows by the end of the session, was maybe a bit much. It was three reds!!
32 deaths! In this session alone!
i couldnt stop smiling basically the entire episode, the beginning with yours and the others first reactions to the snails was so much fun, my face hurts now lol
Wow! What a wildcard that was! Adorable cute little death chasing you around the server like Michael Myers from Halloween movie who walks slowly but never seems far behind no matter how fast you run.
This episode has to be the record for the most deaths in a single life series episode ever
Especially for a non-finale one.
I thiiiink Real Life has it by 1.
someone counted 37 deaths this episode, but Real Life had 13 players x 3 lives (39) and I don't *think* the victor got /killed so it should be 38?
this series doesn't feel like the usual life series, its just a series of april-fools-prank-style minecraft mods
Yeah, I honestly think a return to the basics would be cool. Like, the Last Life rules with a different map would honestly slap
It would be so much better if they brought back the Boogeyman, even if just 1 for each episode. Can you imagine you're running from your snail only for another person to whack you? And it would be even better if it just said "Boogeyman killed So-and-so" instead of who the player was.
"Where is mine?" dies*
I love this session omg, been watching everyone's video to see all the reactions🤣
25:50 I saw that from Joel's POV and it just parachuted on top of Tango LMAO
Ok this is the funniest pov so far 😆
everyone immediately ‘i just wanna hug em’
20:00 Rancher Betrayal Two, Electric Boogaloo
2:09 subtle foreshadowing
Ok, honestly, I kind of want those snails to just chase you but not kill you for the rest of the series and even on hermitcraft. :D
It's such a cute and cool thing :D
joel's snail looks like it has a bloody grin and im terrified
They’re so cute but so deadly. Everyone’s episode is so anxiety inducing (except Gems so far)
Thanks, I am gonna watch Gem next, I need a breather.
does anybody else find it comical that jimmy, skizz and tango happen to be both 3 of the 1st red names and tend to be the 3 players who get eliminated the quickest in the life series
"Where is mine" gets you huge points for entertainment value, negative points for observational skill, but was such fun to watch!
3:55
Yeah, you're definitely not wrong...
Maybe even a bit conservative
31:18 sugar cane jump scare jezus
Oh good, it wasn't just me 😂
"He's adorable and I hate his face" is the quote of the day.
Please giveth us snail merch! I would totally get a Tango snail plush, it looks adorable!
I want all the snail stuffies!!
What you should've tried is a staircase (like 3 blocks high), then a bridge to nowhere, but the middle of the bridge is two trapdoors (placed to create the largest hole between them possible), and you're at the end of the bridge. If the snail uses regular pathfinding it'd take the trapdoors as something it can walk on, but then it'd fall through them, and it won't fly (I assume) because it has a clear path to you: the stairs which it will take again to reach you.
Because it looks like the snails fly when there's no path to you (a wall they can't get over, they're in a hole, you're somewhere high with no walkable path to you). All the snails went up the mountain on foot (whatever snails walk on) just fine, so I don't think it's a height difference thing.
Dang the prediction and estimation are on point.
Almost, maybe.
Also I'm getting heart attacks and I've yet to see all the POVs. It's midnight and I'm screaming the house down.
Also your snail's name is Tan Gastropod.
Tango ate Torchy in the previous session, so it reborned as a snail and came for revenge
as someone who watched roosterteeth and got my inspiration to start streaming and making videos from achievement hunter, seeing the immortal snails in hermitcraft is a delight and whiplash. this wildcard is SO stressful, and as a security guard i know that being on constant swivel like that is *exhausting*. but GOSH theyre so dang CUTE!! I think you did the best you could, Tango lol
Right??? The amount of times Grian brings up this snail thought experiment and all I can think about is 'do you know this is a million dollars but...' Do you know? I sometimes wonder if Gavin (was it Gavin's?) is ever struck by how far this idea has come. I see it _everywhere_ these days.
@luminousmee it was gavin, yeah! on the rt podcast in august 2014, with the animated short done that october. but its been passed around EVERYWHERE
3:57 Congratulations, Tango! You were right on the money with this one!
Tango's Spidy Sense: Look straight at the danger xD
4:06 "Three yellows by the end of the day". LoL! Such an understimate.
7:08 A genuine jump scare
Dude, hu hu hu hu (aka heavy breathing)
Love when game designer Tango makes an appearance. Ten minutes in and he's warning Joel how unbalanced this wild card is. He's done the math, seen their capabilities. No way they are all making it to the end of the session.
24:55 You're looping the snail around that water pool like Impulse loops the deogen ghosts around the kitchen island in Phasmophobia. :D
24:39 BDubs: What do we have here?
Made me laugh so hard considering the position Tango was in.
quite funny that Etho just randomly killed Scar's cows, and inadvertently framed Tango doing it
okay but from "NOOO, NOT LIKE THIS, NOT LIKE THIS, NOOO" to the outro?? idk i find it really funny. but overall, 3 reds by episode THREE?! this might actually be the shortest season ever.
Snaildoodleficator, or even a simpler Snailficator would've been great. Also the comedic timing was incredible, the best of this whole session.
Love how every time a base burns in a season everyone immediately thinks: Scar. But to be honest, Scar thought you tuff guys killed his sheep, so....
The favourite part about your towers is that it looks croocked on a diagonal (at the beginning of sesh at least). I don't think it is, but it looks like it to me and let's me relive all the "MY CROOCKED TOWER" joy. Still hands down my favourite part of the live series.
Edit: Nvm, less tower now. Stupid Scar (jokingly)
*tango humming while clicky clicking his way through scar's base* :D
This is why I always love your team ups with Bdubs and Etho, it's just pure comedy
Tango, if you want to be really cool, add a little throwback moment in your next episode! Etho and Bdubs have also added one, so please join in and kick their butts in editing!
The cheerful jingle at the end took me out xDD
Oh Tango xD You went through the wars this week, but I am loving your perspective. Hope you get a chance to oof Scar and Skizz at least once before you all go out in a blaze of glory.
I love how you predicted that there would be so much death but also underestimated!!! The snails are so powerful! I love all the chaos so much!! When you asked where it was right before it got you!!! XD I love your ending cards!
Having seen other POVs before this one and at the beginning Tango and Stho are like "I bet there's gonna be a lot of deaths. Like three yellows, maybe seven deaths" and I'm over here like... 👀
Lol, what an adorable and devastating wildcard!
I know theyre murderous but gosh I just love how adorable the snails are
subtle foreshadowing
i really like how happy you are about ur killer snail
Love the episode! All the chaos and revenge!!
23:23 pearl -have you seen my snail?
23:25 Tango-last words of everyone
25:51 Tango- where is mine ?
25:52 Snail- here 🥰
The comedic timing was impeccable this episode 😆