Half Baked (6/10) Movie CLIP - A Cheap Date With Mary Jane (1998) HD

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    CLIP DESCRIPTION:
    Trying to make the most of his last $8, Thurgood (Dave Chappelle) gets creative on his date with Mary Jane (Rachel True).
    FILM DESCRIPTION:
    Returning from a food run, kindly kindergarten teacher Kenny (Harland Williams) makes the mistake of feeding a massive amount of junk food to a tired-looking, diabetic NYPD horse, which drops dead. Tossed in jail, Kenny relies on his totally stoned roommates (Dave Chappelle, Guillermo Diaz, Jim Breuer) to devise a way to raise the 100,000-dollar bail. Their solution? Sell marijuana stolen from a government research lab. Cameos in this comedy include Stephen Wright, Janeane Garofalo, Stephen Baldwin, Snoop Doggy Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Jon Stewart.
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    TM & © Universal (1998)
    Cast: Dave Chappelle, Rachel True
    Director: Tamra Davis
    Producers: Dave Chappelle, Julia Dray, Ira Shuman, Robert Simonds, Rita Smith
    Screenwriters: Neal Brennan, Dave Chappelle
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  • @1ColdFuture
    @1ColdFuture 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4844

    You could barely do anything with 8 $ now a days.

    • @jeremyscungio16
      @jeremyscungio16 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      TheFutureKing 2 coffees cost that much

    • @forwarddrive4066
      @forwarddrive4066 6 ปีที่แล้ว +385

      TheFutureKing
      It was actually 11 bucks and some change, remember he jacked the homeless man.😂😂👍

    • @thelegendkillersshittyduff1335
      @thelegendkillersshittyduff1335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jeremyscungio16 if you go to Starbucks so it urself and u save money or dont drink coffee simple

    • @thedarkknight646
      @thedarkknight646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      T C. That still won't get you very far in this day and age lol

    • @ShaulDawg
      @ShaulDawg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Two 4 for 4's at Wendy's 😂

  • @coolworx
    @coolworx 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3100

    If marijuana is a gateway drug, then alcohol is the map to the gate.

    • @jayrajganatra8782
      @jayrajganatra8782 9 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      That's an interesting hypothesis.

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial 9 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Yup! If alcohol didn't require so much consumption yet taste so fucking bad, shitty side effects and difficulty obtaining when I was underage I probably never would have switched to other shit! But it did and here I am (MUCH MUCH happier for it LOL!!!)

    • @RedElephantStampede
      @RedElephantStampede 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Noah Namey God Damn that's the most refreshing comment I've heard in years. Somebody get me a Moosehead while I toke up this spliff.

    • @saburokomatsu5403
      @saburokomatsu5403 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      You can overdose on caffeine and get alcohol poisoning but you can't overdose on cannabis or get weed poisoning

    • @919MIG0
      @919MIG0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Saburo Komatsu they want us to die

  • @TheDawor
    @TheDawor 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2584

    4 years just for weed ? daaaaamn

    • @pluggedin1169
      @pluggedin1169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      dzeja-bleja nowadays they handing out life sentences for weed

    • @hazelgoodshepherd9315
      @hazelgoodshepherd9315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Ridiculous

    • @malditoo
      @malditoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Right when I read this comment he said that lmao

    • @TheDawor
      @TheDawor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @The Shadow If I sold weed I would have got out of jail so far

    • @district4354
      @district4354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      4 years have passed dzeja-bleja is out

  • @RejectedSpiritX
    @RejectedSpiritX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    "Anything to drink with that?"
    "You son of a BITCH" LOL

    • @blackadamguy1268
      @blackadamguy1268 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      RejectedSpiritX that always has me rolling on the floor😂😂😂😂

    • @racerx2107
      @racerx2107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      We can all relate when you're trying to save and they offer something else 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this movie will always make me cry with laughter 🤣🤣

    • @JamalMack
      @JamalMack ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As soon as they offer something else and my date accept it
      ** Arthur’s fist intensifies

  • @5518sw
    @5518sw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1605

    The funniest part to me is that they walk for 14 miles in 3 hours without getting anything lmaoooo

    • @gbbnnrewilli3599
      @gbbnnrewilli3599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Right 💯 lol

    • @Cartman4wesome
      @Cartman4wesome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I’m more impressed how they walked 14 miles in 3 hours. Like I know NewYorkers walk fast but DAMN!
      Like walking at normal speed for me is 3 miles an hour. They must of been walking at 5mph.

    • @thepizzaelf
      @thepizzaelf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Cartman4wesome the average person walks 3 miles per hour so they were for sure speed walking lmao

    • @johnathanfuentes5158
      @johnathanfuentes5158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cartman4wesome We end up walking everywhere so we’re a bit faster when it comes to walking speed

    • @jamespfitz
      @jamespfitz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Manhattan is 13.1 miles tip-to-tip. They were meandering.

  • @kjlawson228
    @kjlawson228 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    He made that girl walk 14 miles 😭😭

  • @ExploreSteve
    @ExploreSteve 5 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    The bum was an angel in disguise.

  • @jus3278
    @jus3278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    This still makes me cry yo lol. As a young broke cat on the dating scene, a lot of us dudes can remember days like these.

    • @yomamazmain1802
      @yomamazmain1802 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      💯

    • @steelooo0
      @steelooo0 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Fr.... last time i went on a date i spent like 50 bucks for some Chinese, it was good but damn

    • @BOOSETO
      @BOOSETO 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Most of us guys have been there lol

  • @Rickyralph
    @Rickyralph 5 ปีที่แล้ว +786

    I think every fellow dude can relate to this situation right here. Running low on cash but a girl wants to go on a date.

    • @fightermma
      @fightermma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Make her pay dude.

    • @vr4bastard353
      @vr4bastard353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      been there lmao all i had in my pocket was 40 bucks to last me for my date and for the rest of the week till payday.

    • @bigmacattk
      @bigmacattk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nope. My bankroll is fat lol

    • @fightermma
      @fightermma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@bigmacattk Can I have sone money. I need braces

    • @leepileseeco7099
      @leepileseeco7099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Happened to me yesterday, I had to tell her I'm broke

  • @A1thesigma
    @A1thesigma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    He hit a lick on the homeless man 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

  • @PBoDyCampaign
    @PBoDyCampaign 8 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    "4 years just for weed?! Damn!!" Laughed so hard to this. Hahah

    • @aphroditeg2712
      @aphroditeg2712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Trumo will issue a pardon.

    • @OLDHEAD313
      @OLDHEAD313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hell yeah

    • @datrutoneyak
      @datrutoneyak 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cH-vt5lp
    @cH-vt5lp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    Nowadays you can’t take 2 steps with $8

    • @blazingjalapeno9096
      @blazingjalapeno9096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not with that attitude

    • @AngusStewart01
      @AngusStewart01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You can just got look at the right places . 8 $ goes a long way at the dollar store and Salvation Army .

    • @51OAKLANDER510
      @51OAKLANDER510 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      8 dollars barely gets u a subway sandwich

    • @ThatLoud3v
      @ThatLoud3v 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@51OAKLANDER510 for Real lol

    • @kledus420smith8
      @kledus420smith8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No more dollar stores see how its getting worse over the years ​@51OAKLANDER510

  • @nick3777
    @nick3777 8 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    Dates like this are the best. It really takes "creativity and careful planning"

    • @lucasamtab
      @lucasamtab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      manoeuvring LOL

    • @AllTaxisRYellow
      @AllTaxisRYellow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This scene is straight out of Buster Keaton's "The Cameraman"!!

    • @ryanm9105
      @ryanm9105 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AllTaxisRYellow Really? That’s so cool.

    • @joshuapiper2544
      @joshuapiper2544 ปีที่แล้ว

      💯💯💯

  • @Imnotsupposed2behere
    @Imnotsupposed2behere 7 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    everybody knows that it leads to other stuff.. "yeah junk food". 😂

  • @djmarvelousmark
    @djmarvelousmark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    The cab fare was only $4.25

    • @Somnivore7
      @Somnivore7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      $6.76 in 2012. Not that crazy of a cab fare. Manhattan isnt that long.

    • @Ontime2day
      @Ontime2day 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uber prices

    • @ahorse729
      @ahorse729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      $4.20 the $.05 was the tip.

    • @shandajohnson8825
      @shandajohnson8825 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Somnivore7 I pay more than that going up the street to Walmart

    • @NewWesternFront
      @NewWesternFront ปีที่แล้ว

      quik mafs

  • @kendalgrace9584
    @kendalgrace9584 10 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Cab Driver: Thank You for the tip buddy.
    Dave Chappelle: Just be happy with the tip I gave you damn.
    Cab Driver: You should be kissing my ass!
    Lmfao

    • @doct0rnic
      @doct0rnic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Still makes me laugh

    • @burtonupchurch1690
      @burtonupchurch1690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      One of my favorite scenes. Just a hilarious response by the cab driver and his date acts like nothing happened

    • @mcride9773
      @mcride9773 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Guys are greedy 😂

  • @quiettimegaming3642
    @quiettimegaming3642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Rachel True is the greatest catch of all time. She’s 53 and still looks amazing.

  • @onedayyoumay95
    @onedayyoumay95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I’m wondering what he was gonna do with 25 cents when he got to the ice cream shop if the homeless dude wasn’t there LOL

  • @duanerackham9567
    @duanerackham9567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    Bruh a cheap date now goes for at least $60 now.
    I don't even bother trying anymore

    • @CandieP
      @CandieP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Try Groupon. Me and my BF swears by it 😂

    • @Samuel115s
      @Samuel115s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Duane Rackham thank god im gay and also not single 😂

    • @CandieP
      @CandieP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Samuel115s 🤣🤣

    • @hurtigheinz3790
      @hurtigheinz3790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      What? I NEVER paid that much on a date. Not even a fraction of that. I want strong, independent women who would feel awkward if the guy pays everything.

    • @rahteljackson433
      @rahteljackson433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm paying at least 70-80, she my BAAABY

  • @TearYouApart360
    @TearYouApart360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    Damn, Rachel True was so fine back then.

  • @DBCooper01
    @DBCooper01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    2:18 gets me everytime, just the way he drops the act for a few seconds

  • @AJ_hwd954
    @AJ_hwd954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    He really had a successful date with $8 and even got laid. Legend

  • @Masons4Liberty
    @Masons4Liberty 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1291

    I understand its 1998, but where the hell can you get an ice cream like that for less than $4?

    • @BlakeFerret
      @BlakeFerret 6 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      It's a banana and milk... There was a great time once when a dollar got you a long way

    • @DerkuiDerkui
      @DerkuiDerkui 6 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      That's about right for 1998. 20 oz bottle of soda was 79 cents, candy bars were under a dollar like 49 cents and 79 cents for the large size.

    • @forwarddrive4066
      @forwarddrive4066 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Chris Mason
      Everywhere. In "1998".

    • @thelegendkillersshittyduff1335
      @thelegendkillersshittyduff1335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@DerkuiDerkui u can go to the dollar tree rn and get a 20oz for a dollar

    • @afinteresting8817
      @afinteresting8817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      wish i was making what i make now but everything was still 1998 prices

  • @KenLinx
    @KenLinx 9 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    I LAUGHED MY SHIT OFF WHEN HE TOOK THE MONEY FROM THE BEGGAR! And I hate myself for that. After thinking about it, I started to feel really bad for the beggar..

    • @wassupjg
      @wassupjg 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Don't, it was funny as hell, it's just a movie

    • @thedarkknight646
      @thedarkknight646 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Only chappelle can make robbing a homeless dude blind funny lol

    • @Shytheweirdo
      @Shytheweirdo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "No, thank YOU" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @forwarddrive4066
      @forwarddrive4066 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ░KenLinx░
      😂😂😂😂😂 You sinned!!!😂😂😂👏👏👏

    • @dshiznit148
      @dshiznit148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      beggar is gonna spend it on heroine better off dave spends it on ice cream

  • @Nothaut
    @Nothaut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    $12.23 adjusted for inflation (2018).
    That’s just enough for a plain hot dog!

    • @buyerenogurlfwendo2106
      @buyerenogurlfwendo2106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Where tf are you paying $12 for a hotdog?

    • @cthulhustar997
      @cthulhustar997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MYTHIC GAMING 50 cent? Wtf cheapest hotdog in 7/11 is 1.25 here. Or free with the points rewards lol

    • @fangshacva
      @fangshacva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Roleplay Rogue 12 dollars god damn the cheapest hot dog I ever seen was 70 Dollars where you live at

    • @hurtigheinz3790
      @hurtigheinz3790 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wouldn't eat a sausage/hot dog which costs fewer than 2€. 50cent? 1.25$? That's sound like stomach cancer.

    • @amero3577
      @amero3577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In Australia you can get a lot for 12USD which is around 16 Australian dollars. If you go to the supermarket you can get 2KG of chicken for around $10 which the rest leaves you for 2 bag of chips and 3 chocolate bars. Meanwhile you go to some medium-high tier burger joints you going to end up spending 10 on a cheese burger, 5 on chips and another 4 dollars on a drink. I knowwhat I’d rather spend my money on. 12 usd can get you a lot of things that are NEEDS.

  • @D.Middzz
    @D.Middzz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1152

    Could I have a hot dwuag.

    • @mikemaldonado9960
      @mikemaldonado9960 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Lol 4 real. One hot dawwwwwug

    • @usefhaslem6643
      @usefhaslem6643 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol

    • @TheMMObro
      @TheMMObro 8 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      new yawk baby

    • @fellaent
      @fellaent 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Imitation NY accents are hilarious lol

    • @markwilken2492
      @markwilken2492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Funniest part of the whole scene!

  • @blackchang1981
    @blackchang1981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Rachel True is still GORGEOUS 😍😍😍

    • @adilsonbaptists7554
      @adilsonbaptists7554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yhh her smile is everything She's 54 and still gorgeous

    • @begood4786
      @begood4786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She really is 💕

  • @McCarthy0000
    @McCarthy0000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    He seemed so respectful....he was worried about treating her with limited money, didn’t oogle her sexually when she showed up looking fabulous (instead telling her she looked nice), taking her for a walk on a nice day and bonding thru conversation instead of just thinking of the best way he can get her into bed with him (she wound up offering). I would have dated his broke azz 😂

    • @carltonbanks5470
      @carltonbanks5470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Most men do this tho....with the high expectation them panties flying off later 😂

    • @samdatech
      @samdatech 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You cappin.

    • @carltonbanks5470
      @carltonbanks5470 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@samdatech I said most men do this. Not talkin about lil boys like yourself.

    • @tyedollasign4034
      @tyedollasign4034 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@samdatech for real

    • @proantagonist5042
      @proantagonist5042 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And he’s funny so that’s a plus

  • @timg.1510
    @timg.1510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    😂The way he was eating that ice cream, He was hungry 😂😂

    • @4NT0N10MZC
      @4NT0N10MZC หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Bro was zooted, munchies go crazy

  • @trilltex9329
    @trilltex9329 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "You should be kissing my ass"

  • @gimmieneckk5130
    @gimmieneckk5130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    It's a gateway drug everyone knows it leads to other stuff
    *" YEAH MOSTLY, JUNK FOOD"*

  • @korihinton
    @korihinton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    it’s crazy cause all that for that hotdog nowadays would be $10💀💀💀

    • @jsrahman03
      @jsrahman03 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Truth

  • @eddiesuarez5160
    @eddiesuarez5160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    In Tijuana you can get a hotdog for $1.25 outside the stripclub

    • @lowkii712
      @lowkii712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      In norway you could get a hot duawg for 10kr👌

    • @DragoChronicSmoker42
      @DragoChronicSmoker42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thats not bad

    • @TheGregatron3000
      @TheGregatron3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Costco is probably the only place you can get foot long hot dog and 20oz drink for $1.50.

    • @chaoticB81
      @chaoticB81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      who goes to a strip club in a country where they have brothels?

    • @FecalMatador
      @FecalMatador 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheGregatron3000 they use to let you walk in without a membership card. I’d always go to the food court after my college classes and get a hot dog and 32oz for only $1.50.

  • @skygriffin1317
    @skygriffin1317 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Every man's brain on Every Date

  • @MESSIAHEQUIANO
    @MESSIAHEQUIANO ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4 years just for weed? Damn! Lmao

  • @kendallbrown9686
    @kendallbrown9686 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4 yrs just for weed DAMN. Lol 😂

  • @HQLBvideo
    @HQLBvideo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That fool ending up with a quarter after that cab ride cleans me out every time! 😂😂 Then he jacks the homeless dude. LMAO!

  • @starkrebel
    @starkrebel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Even a NYC hot dog ain't $2 no more, esp. if the cart is in front of a tourist spot.

    • @joejoerobinson8724
      @joejoerobinson8724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hank Kim more like $4 or $5

    • @fettah7908
      @fettah7908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Joe Joe Robinson 4 dollar for a hotdog is straight up robery

    • @gommidebear5338
      @gommidebear5338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      $12 for a hot dog in Times Square.
      I nearly ran when I heard the price, but they already started making it so I paid it anyways :-(

    • @taegotkash
      @taegotkash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ka3le highway robbery, the fast food hotdogs at sonic and Hardee’s are only like $2.69.

    • @Somnivore7
      @Somnivore7 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joejoerobinson8724 that sounds about right adjusted for inflation tho.

  • @NintendoCapriSun
    @NintendoCapriSun 12 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    FO' YEE JU FO WEE? DAMN!

  • @SAy-dk8hv
    @SAy-dk8hv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I remember that girl when i was a teen,
    I had a big crush on here.
    Still do.

    • @SAy-dk8hv
      @SAy-dk8hv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Dorian Graye yes mate thanks,
      That's why I'm losing weight and eating healthy, just so I may, pull a gal, like here. Bless

  • @EclecticoIconoclasta
    @EclecticoIconoclasta 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    She so cute. I also remember her from the movie The Craft

    • @Somnivore7
      @Somnivore7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hell yeah brother. I blasted so many nuts to that movie.

    • @JamalMack
      @JamalMack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rackbone huh? Why? There’s no nudity in that movie

    • @akuntutmose4099
      @akuntutmose4099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Somnivore7 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @mrmightyz6501
    @mrmightyz6501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Dave Chappelle is an absolute legend

  • @forwarddrive4066
    @forwarddrive4066 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Sauerkraut .50 cents extra.😂😂😂

    • @woodsmanh271
      @woodsmanh271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      T C. Agreedy bastard !

    • @slimbo5551
      @slimbo5551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DAMN!!! 🤣🤣

  • @YAHUAH_SAVES_713
    @YAHUAH_SAVES_713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    A struggle at one point we can relate to 😂

  • @goalgoal3505
    @goalgoal3505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    It’s way better to stay at home than out with $8.00 dollars now

    • @TMartins379
      @TMartins379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Fili Aman this was before Netflix and chill

    • @Sagan144
      @Sagan144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And dead brain cells

    • @king49334
      @king49334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      8 dollar is 200 bucks now

    • @goalgoal3505
      @goalgoal3505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      King Tin I always take out my girl to park so I don’t spend money fam

  • @magellanmax
    @magellanmax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Sure, lets hoof it." 😅

  • @ZickyPepper
    @ZickyPepper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Yes Mary Jane I swear.
    That you got pretty eyes.

  • @frankgonzalez966
    @frankgonzalez966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    And remember gentleman if you don't have money don't date🤣

  • @cmg6866
    @cmg6866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The best part is the taxi ride😭😂 you sure happy with the tip I gave you damn!! He barely paid the man😭😂

  • @dijonjohn1011
    @dijonjohn1011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    These late 90s prices have me so jealous.

    • @Deadpool_64
      @Deadpool_64 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr, a couple of bucks for a cab ride? It costs $13 for a mile and a half Uber/Lyft ride in my city.

    • @Redgloves87
      @Redgloves87 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Candy bars were 50 cents in the vending machines, back in the 90's good times.

  • @TorrenGenn
    @TorrenGenn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love the tone he has at 1:04, I often use that tone when something goes wrong.

    • @ryandiggs750
      @ryandiggs750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too he wanted to punch that guy lol

  • @RudyBaseball55
    @RudyBaseball55 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    SON OF A BIITCH!

  • @cdoggyfizzle
    @cdoggyfizzle 11 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "this was going to take some careful budgeting and maneuvering"
    LMFAO! The way he said that lol

  • @onedayyoumay95
    @onedayyoumay95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    His face when she says I’m hungry lmao

  • @DaveKovalComedy
    @DaveKovalComedy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    i, got some, booooty, i, got some, booooty

    • @kingarthurj
      @kingarthurj 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's what I was waiting on. Lol

  • @Makemoremarbles
    @Makemoremarbles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Now it's $4.25 in 'extras' just to get in the cab, even if you get out on the next block.

  • @marcoaarredondo1340
    @marcoaarredondo1340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “No, thank you.”😂

  • @onedayyoumay95
    @onedayyoumay95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    His face when she says Im hungry 😂

  • @nathansaintus9927
    @nathansaintus9927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Mary Jane hates Mary Jane, she ain’t the only one”.

  • @wezilman
    @wezilman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    $8 on date? I bought a hotdog alone for $12 just the other day, damn. Soda was like $3.50

  • @Afrimusican
    @Afrimusican 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Who else is watching these clips because of nostalgia and just plain celebrating Dave

  • @jessiesalinas6287
    @jessiesalinas6287 8 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Dating in NY for real

  • @harverd_university
    @harverd_university 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:09
    My reaction when brittney Griner got 9 years for cannabis oil

  • @extremelyviolentlyvioletpl6073
    @extremelyviolentlyvioletpl6073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Would you like a drink with that?"
    'So of a Beech! >:('😂

  • @Walking-MY-Path
    @Walking-MY-Path 11 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    damn the chick is so damn beautiful

  • @JeffTwlight69
    @JeffTwlight69 11 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Definitely a better love story than Twilight.

  • @8scrivo2
    @8scrivo2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the way she says “hatdawwg’

  • @peperino.pomoro.forever
    @peperino.pomoro.forever 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    4 years just for weed? DAYYUM!

  • @sincere2da
    @sincere2da 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Love how she says "Hot Dwog" sexy as hell LOL

  • @ericmcclain1869
    @ericmcclain1869 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Thurgood: You should be happy with the tip I gave you.
    Taxi Driver: You should be kissin' my ass! LOL

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Perfect delivery and timing from that cab driver actor!

  • @jesusislord2503
    @jesusislord2503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He ate the Sunday with such vigor...lol...only thing he ate lmao

  • @awebuelo
    @awebuelo ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why does this scene make me want to go on a shopping spree of a lifetime at 7 eleven

  • @mattclarknyc
    @mattclarknyc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I'm in love with MaryJane, she's my main thang.

  • @summerlyric506
    @summerlyric506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:55 funniest part ever 😂😂😂

  • @obedreyes7737
    @obedreyes7737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ever been on a date and it comes down to whether your card has enough on it? O.o ... trembling, sweatin and hoping that the card dont decline in front of her?.. No? Well I guess it's just me then lol

    • @norcalsportsguy
      @norcalsportsguy ปีที่แล้ว

      My ex fiance's birthday three years ago. I had no cash. She invited friends and I was worried I had to pay their bill too. We split the bill. I remember thinking please don't get declined! We broke up a month later. She knew I was broke.

  • @EdgeO419
    @EdgeO419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Man this movie is a time capsule to a time when weed use was stigmatized like crazy

  • @MrBillyBroadway
    @MrBillyBroadway 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    sauerkraut is 50 cents extra.
    DAMN!!!!!

  • @EpisodeCJSII
    @EpisodeCJSII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    LMAO this is still funny

  • @Mozes316
    @Mozes316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Rachel True was most definitely my 90's crush... Ever since I first saw her in The Craft... 😍

  • @mustafamarzook1010
    @mustafamarzook1010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Do i look like somebody that would smoke marijuana!?....this was genius

  • @dirt1736
    @dirt1736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mary Jane is the exact person that would snitch on anyone purposely lol

  • @EvilSinReaper
    @EvilSinReaper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    He said and then it happen🤣🤣🤣

  • @eddierain8497
    @eddierain8497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is a underrated pot head classic lol

  • @JoeTheGreat08
    @JoeTheGreat08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Finesse at its finest... lol

  • @mrmusickhimself
    @mrmusickhimself 9 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I'd rather stick with weed. At least weed won't cheat on me, and it's cheaper. Wokka wokka.

    • @trolololololololololololol6124
      @trolololololololololololol6124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      5 years later how that work out for ya

    • @BallersLife3
      @BallersLife3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@trolololololololololololol6124 he probably too high

    • @mrmusickhimself
      @mrmusickhimself 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@trolololololololololololol6124 Dating somebody that DOES smoke, been quite the ride, how bout you two?

  • @paullandis5524
    @paullandis5524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how she talks all normal then she says hot dog New York style

    • @carltonbanks5470
      @carltonbanks5470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She's a born and raised new yorker

  • @forwarddrive4066
    @forwarddrive4066 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He's hungry af by time they get outta the cab..she takes 1 bite of the banana split & that's it.😂

  • @lukesmith1637
    @lukesmith1637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is a masterpiece

  • @ionthegravity2
    @ionthegravity2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I would have sooooo many babies with Rachel True...

  • @Gboy163
    @Gboy163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This has definitely happened in real life

  • @grandma651
    @grandma651 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This scene always makes me laugh so hard. A classic.

  • @TheReeloneR
    @TheReeloneR 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    When the lady's hair due cost more than the date she was taken on. Crazy wild

  • @marcusrodriguez2054
    @marcusrodriguez2054 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Look at thurgoods face when mary jane said im hungry too😂😂😂

  • @rickyhawaii
    @rickyhawaii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When Dave steals money from the homeless guy's cup.. That's one of the funniest scenes I've ever seen.

  • @FlyingSaucerEyez
    @FlyingSaucerEyez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I would have just cancelled if all i had was 8 dollars and put the date off for another day.

  • @malditoo
    @malditoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Lmao when he took the money from the homeless guy

  • @Rattus1
    @Rattus1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That was funny "4 years just for weed, DAMN!"

  • @jessieis
    @jessieis 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i love the way she says hotdog.

    • @asmafiver6422
      @asmafiver6422 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally why I came here 😂

  • @josh2676
    @josh2676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The only thing 8 dollars would have covered on that date would have been the ice cream. Not including taxes

  • @rjweiss1
    @rjweiss1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Getting prescribed cough syrup with hydrocodone in it is more of a gateway drug than weed is