ASMR Voice: Did you miss me? [M4F] [Back from business trip]

Cuz I missed you. =]
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[@disguise1204]

"Did you check the back door"
Me: screams

[@jexican4821]

Seth House
Same

[@kaitlinbutts6112]

Seth House ME

[@Dawn-akie]

Seth House lol same :')

[@jadajefferson2492]

Seth House Ikr I heard that and nearly fell off of my bed

[@jordan.s8462]

Madalyn Shiplett SAME

[@elisabethhawke2040]

"Did you check the back door?"
Me: * loud unladylike squeak *

[@nat.caithanxx5919]

Elisabeth Hawke SAME I WAS SMILING LIKE AN IDIOT

[@NavyWavy69]

Elisabeth Hawke Same, fam.

[@jordan.s8462]

Elisabeth Hawke DEJEIWIE SAME

[@huntermichael2474]

Same

[@sincerelyh6422]

Elisabeth Hawke honestly me😂

[@Chi-wi]

C: "Did you check the backdoor?"
Me: *fLINCHES AND SWINGS AT THE AIR* YOU PLAY TOO MUCH

[@marielorde7418]

Niquia Hines good lord that made me laugh so hard

[@maggiebuckingham8767]

Niquia Hines
is it bad that i mELTED

[@sheaintnodivaaa]

This comment is way too funny 😂

[@says4y_daydr3ams]

Niquia Hines same tho! 😂😂

[@707EXXTREME]

same tbfh

[@ChicoChicaMD]

"Did you check the back door?"
"AAHHHHH KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!"

[@deliciousroadcrack8396]

I kinda blushed when that happened I don't know why??

[@LoveYou-rt6bx]

Lmao

[@chrisd322]

Best comment 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@IzukuMidoriya-bz6cq]

Yes! 🤣🤣🤣

[@arishachain8481]

I got so scared

[@justthatchick3597]

...... I jumped when the audio changed like..... I threw my phone

[@hopeworld_2190]

TheeDay Dreamer I JUMPED AND ALMOST FELL OUT OF BED

[@haleyhoag8640]

TheeDay Dreamer Same. Luckily my phone has a strong case.

[@emmamaytuson7078]

Omg same

[@tacken7240]

SAME

[@kenn2676]

My heart sank to my stomach, I got so scared

[@keyanabilyeu1660]

Cardlin: there's one perk to me being gone so long
Me: yeah I get the bed all to myself
Cardlin: More bed to yourself??!!
*looks around for cameras*

[@kalynngrace]

Keyana Bilyeu 😂😂😂😂

[@fatimaghori3321]

I literally said "you started it" and he goes like I KNOW LIKE BITCH HOW DID YOU KNOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD AND INTO MY VAGINA WHAT THE FUCK

[@candyeyes4716]

Keyana Bilyeu 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌

[@meggiepixel]

FRICKING SAME

[@ourseaairland]

Lol!! Relatable!! Every time!! 😝😝😝

[@selenaolivia6639]

'Did you check the back door' my heart omg

[@samoramurphy]

I had the same reaction.

[@luxyous1413]

SAME DUDE

[@lilihills2048]

I scroll through the comments while listening so I spoiled the surprise of him being home (and I was wishing I hadn’t Bc I ruined the surprise) but omg I literally jumped when he said that Bc I did not know that was gonna happen like that 🥰😂 I still got the experience of the shock and cuteness so everything was perfect ☺️

[@yvonnel1942]

I almost fell trying to get my headphones quickly. What my life has come to.

[@renaciousd]

same

[@arministired]

Beebo's a Killjoy same I almost died when I saw he uploaded

[@sanbert.]

I believe your life has come to a Cardlin

[@paigelol871]

Yvonne L ME

[@an33sa.]

We do the most crazy things for a man we never met, and we love it

[@knivspit]

"how truely deep this love can go" uuuuummmmmmm diry thoughts x1000000

[@tangerinesandvaseline9415]

DΞΔN me

[@howaboutyoudiddlydont]

I better have my side of the bed then.

[@vicky_d1896]

😂

[@marcdilworth2315]

OMG THIS HAS ME DEAD

[@martharufael8673]

The dirty thoughts' power level...
*ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND-*

[@HarpersStudio]

*listens to all the suggestions to check*
*rumble* "Did you check the back door?"
Me: OH MY GOD CARDLIN DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT

[@nyxxxed]

Same oh my god 😂
Hi mom i scroll through comments when I listen to these. I end up finding your comments here and there so if you're getting these I hope they cheer you up at least a little bit. Love you Madam~ ❤

[@violetrandall4263]

That was so me

[@zoechase8801]

😂😂😂😂

[@azur1510]

It gave me a mini heart attack! My heart is still pounding 😂

[@bellad5968]

legends supporting legends!! we stan

[@meggie8293]

did you miss me?
*war flashbacks to Sherlock*

[@macki34549]

Meggie SAMEEEEE

[@raykle.5389]

Meggie MEEE

[@betterthanmondayes9105]

I LOVE MORIARTY HELP! MY FIRST THOUGHT, IF IT WASN'T MIDNIGHT I WOULD'VE SCREAMED!

[@imaginelife8853]

Meggie I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS

[@ligertily9733]

AH AH AH AH STAYIN' ALIVE STAYIN' ALIVE

[@melaninpoppinv3869]

"Did you check the back door" the shivers that went down my spine omg Cardlin please not like this!! 😫😫😤😤😂😂😂

[@anakahstewart2508]

SupitsVV me to omg I love that part

[@jennifer.edward]

I jumped lol

[@azru_san]

SAMEE

[@whosrz]

Hello i need a boyfriend
update 2 later and im still single....
ANYWAY EVERYONE STREAM DYNAMITE
um so Update..... Who wants me 🥰?

[@alexpeterson8004]

Same

[@mariamendes7605]

Ru mkl Rt

[@belladolan]

Me too

[@carlagarcia4200]

We all do. You're not alone.

[@SecretsTaken]

Hello, same

[@barbielouv33]

Cardlin:*grunts* "up we go"
Me: "This is my favorite partttt~" *squeals*

[@vincentluna1774]

I wish he did a paramedic one like the girlfriend is hurt or somthing and dispatch tells him the address and as soon he heard the. Address he goes to panic mode and stuff.

[@lashauntibostick1624]

Vinyl-animation oh my god yes!

[@vincentluna1774]

Yes!, some one agrees with me ! I wish he could but I don't know how. It would better if its was a 2 part series or somthing cause I haven't seen him do somthing like this.

[@fatimaghori3321]

YESSSS

[@vincentluna1774]

What's iron man doing here? XD

[@fatimaghori3321]

its Bucky, and yes, tony DID make me the account and thats why he's the picture....arrogant little fucker

[@angelinel7694]

"Did you check the back door?"
*makes pterodactyl noises out of shock*
"Fuck me."
*pterodactyl noises intensifies*

[@d0ntdodrugskds904]

😭😭😭

[@dewabi_w4che2.98]

What 🧍‍♀️

[@mariamriza9159]

C: "Did you check the back door?"
Me: "Aaa!" *turns around and punches whoever just said that in the face*"...oh sorry...uhh...hi?" ^_^'

[@kaitlinbutts6112]

M Riz MEEE 😂😂

[@emmy_dreams83]

M Riz lol

[@ShaleehaZaret]

Me lol

[@isonyou]

lmfAO ‘welcome home baby??’

[@anime_pastel5739]

M Riz 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@cutievelvets]

"Did you check the back door" I stg when I tell you I almost had a damn heart attack because my dad came in my room at the same time...I just can't rn

[@strawberriistarrr]

"baby don't joke like that"
*Dies*

[@sanbert.]

Me: *moves a tiny bit*
*headphones fly out*
AHHH WTF CALL THE POLICE

[@beautifulbeast9515]

jung hopeseok ARMYYYYY

[@ellieblair46]

ARMYYYYY

[@bleuweb]

your pp is gold
*BARS*

[@subhasdas314]

@@bleuweb lmao *sginny Benis*

[@I_cant_swim]

SAAAAAMMMEEE

[@BB-wq8un]

HOW *DEEP* CAN THIS LOVE GO?
LORRRRRD

[@anime_pastel5739]

Ms. Right *cringes because of dirty thoughts*

[@I_cant_swim]

My dirty mind can’t cope with this shit-

[@overgrownminds4603]

**dies of dirty thoughts**

[@madi_perezzz]

Imma be honest I thought this was a reference to Gravity Falls
Bill: *Did ya miss me?*
*Admit it you missed me~*

[@user-tl5eh2tq7v]

BILL!!

[@jessy123852]

Cardlin: "Did you check the back door?"
Me: *screeches*

[@missmyers4]

5:09 END MY EXISTENCE!
Glad to have you back though Cardlin! ☺️👍🏻

[@macki34549]

Miss Myers sameeee

[@libbycurry9524]

I DIDNT KNOW WHAT YOU WERE TIME REFERENCING TO SO I LEGIT GASPED

[@missmyers4]

Aunesty Jones I THINK WE ALL GASPED AT THAT MOMENT. 😱

[@daftoptimist]

Miss Myers/ Anywhere, anytime, pal!

[@playingwithstars]

Miss Myers Ahhh *throws table* That was so sexy.

[@fullhousecast420]

what is this? why am i watching this? why do i like it? i have a boyfriend and he doesnt whisper this kind of stuff to me. if he whispers to me he gets up close to my ear and says "lets go to taco bell and get cwunch waps" or "lets go get high and watch rick and morty"

[@butterflyex6505]

full house cast man I don’t know what you talkin bout, I would have loved that

[@catiehatcher2733]

No joke my boyfriend does the same, Tacos and weed!!!

[@lolaplopp20]

Wdym that sounds great! 😂

[@laniaudios8349]

Goals 😭

[@Bee_Bug]

full house cast
Your relationship sounds successful and absolutely wonderful. 😂

[@whompwhomp2823]

“you like it babydoll?”
I THINK ITS JUST ME BUT THAT HIT DIFFERENT-

[@an33sa.]

0:40........CARDLIN. I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS

[@Candyrock15]

Doot Howell ICONIC I HEARD IT TOO

[@wonawoo7428]

Doot Howell what da- I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS

[@JeanArtium]

Doot Howell I thought it was a cat?????

[@scarlettkore]

...WAT

[@genxnaomi]

It was a cat😂😂😂

[@fanaticism3204]

"Did you check the back door!"
Only I almost screamed lol

[@Ash-hj4dk]

Me who did actual scream and 6am 🌚✌️

[@juiceboxbae2631]

C:”did you check the back door?”
Me:”STAP I COULD OF DROP MY COROISSANT!”

[@OhMyMyMyYeahhh]

FELT

[@fanaticism3204]

"Mmm, babe don't joke like that!"
I'm not

[@jingjangdo4018]

As soon as he said “Did you check the back door?”
It felt so real I cried.

[@pharaohswhispers6396]

Oh god. Loneliness hits lol

[@joycehu8506]

Pharaohs Whispers haha.. Same

[@twentyfallingdiscoboysthis3449]

WHY CAN'T I HAVE A BOYFRIEND LIKE YOU. I love all your vids. *Where would I find guys like this*

[@trinitykrona7701]

TwentyFallingDiscoBoys ThisIsMe LIKE HONESTLY!!!!

[@rebeccarussell2921]

CARDLIN IS A RARE FORM OF MEN!! YOU CANNOT FIND HIM ANYMORE

[@jeunbug5941]

The internet 😂

[@andreajimon6005]

Even though i knew it was coming it deadass scared me when his voiced changed!

[@jadajefferson2492]

Andrea !! Same nearly fell off of my bed

[@kay4354]

I read the comments first so it kinda didnt scare me

[@weeiiioow]

Yooo me tooo

[@sophisticatedchaosgb4794]

Also "did you miss me" just reminds me of moriarty!

[@Saber-gy7po]

Saaaame!!

[@sianwickenden8692]

YESSSS

[@ineedjesus5423]

Yasssssssss!

[@umikari1460]

*cardlin pops up, literally jumps and almosts falls off the bed and screams on the inside*

[@jessicaparrish617]

4:00 I was just like OH SHIT *falls from bed*

[@scarletavalons8640]

When he said Did you check the back door, I nearly spit out my food I was eating! In front of my brother...

[@SuperYOUCUTE]

legendary scenario

[@scarletavalons8640]

Smollerelli My brother didn't look thankfully. I just composed myself and kept eating, while trying to not hyperventilate

[@user-wr4hd5eg3t]

Same

[@weeiiioow]

Omg I've done that too lmao 🤣😅😂

[@TheSilented]

*Unintelligible screaming*

[@juliette475]

TheSilented please stop

[@starryhawks]

Katy Pharrel *screams louder and higher than thesilented*

[@norangetm80]

*screams as well*

[@Rias707]

*Unholy screeching*

[@galaxygirl83]

Chris W *demonic screeching*

[@reallyrosedraws3372]

0:40 CARDLIN YOU GOT SOME EXPLAINING TO DO!!!!
Cardlin: SURPRISE I've been home this whole time
Me: DANMIT I can't sleep on your side of the bed

[@theseus5800]

IT TOOK ME A HOT MINUTE TO HEAR IT HOW I DIDNT HEAR IT AT FIRST IS SURPRISING!!! Also yes it sucks we don’t have the whole bed anymore T^T

[@datseawitchudontknow5329]

Is he proposing?!?
Oh no
But still
Marry this man, listener. MARRY him.

[@artistic_weird7590]

We are in da future 😁

[@katiewebsterhayes2826]

YES EVEN THO I. 10

[@shy_lilboy188]

“Did u check the back door?”
Me: *screams then gets really exited for some reason😂🤷‍♂️*

[@macki34549]

Every time you say baaaaabyyyy I actually die a little bit inside

[@walkbyfaith-]

5:09 when and where?

[@nichotamer9418]

brianna lol same

[@azraelmeeks8178]

Same here.

[@boiboi2649]

AAAAAAAAAA

[@honeyaudios820]

Now in mcdonalds ;)

[@abby_hager]

oop-

[@ayaparina6354]

Cardlin is seriously the ideal boyfriend 😭

[@shikhadahal9288]

Girl you stuck at boyfriend, he is a husband material.

[@cozyartcadia]

at 3:58 i literally jumped cardlin What The Fuck i got a heart attack goddammit
edit: omg 38 likes that never happened, i'm famous now lmao (yeah keep dreaming marty)

[@jadajefferson2492]

marty Lol same nearly died

[@khloe1785]

I JUMPED SO HARD 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

[@renaciousd]

I literally just choked on my food what he said did you check the back door I fell too 😂😂😂

[@madison2178]

Beebo's a Killjoy *happy screeching*

[@thekrasaleh1007]

Did you miss me ?
Stop the nonesense questions , of course i missed you !😒

[@data_storytelling9167]

No Way 10 well danm 😂😂

[@thekrasaleh1007]

one chance it's the truth though 😂

[@data_storytelling9167]

No Way 10 not going to Lie it really is though 😂

[@toxicdeathnote226]

This is so me..

[@rach7467]

"DID YOU CHECK THE BACK DOOR?"
RIGHT WHEN THAT HAPPENED MY MOM CAME IN AND TAPPED MY SHOULDER OH MY GOD MY HEART STOPPED FOR A FULL SECOND

[@roseabellhellsing3607]

0:40 *I HEARD A MOAN!!! CARDLIN GETTING FREAKY IN THEIR YALL!!!!!!!*

[@hottea7728]

Roseabell Hellsing I thought it sounded like a cat or something 😂😂

[@nyxxxed]

😂😂 HOLY SHIT I JUST HEARD IT. SUCH QUALITY ASMR LOL

[@cenedra5200]

Roseabell Hellsing..... that's a cat...

[@marcdilworth2315]

Omg Hahahahahaha😂😂

[@aestheticlydepressed4618]

Cat or- *Porn* *I KnOw WhAt PoRn SoUnDs LiKe*

[@lakotaissocool340]

WHY DID THE SCARE ACTUALLY SCARE ME?! The heck cardlin?! But this is way too cute. It made me smile so so much

[@lydiaroxburgh5655]

BAAABYYYY
EDIT: WHEN YOU SAID BABYDOLL, I DIED

[@tynicole3196]

I'm in love with the way he says baby

[@underratedtiktoks1574]

I think I'm actually in love with you.

[@calistakimball6911]

Your profile pic made me cackle paired with you said

[@iatetwosandwiches]

I GUESS I GOTTA LISTEN TO THIS IN THE SHOWER KDKSHSK

[@juliette475]

banana boy those are goals you do you

[@Mariana-ck6cs]

Wtf lmaooo

[@bunnyburrow3817]

*smiles while whatching(idk why!)*
"And that smile you make when I get cheesy like this"
Me: 0-0 WHA-
"Let's see how deeply this love can go"
Me: 0-0 BOI IF YOU DONT-

[@aLexRed_69]

"how *_dEEP_* this love can go" :'^)))) kill me plox

[@overgrownminds4603]

:'D

[@catstench]

When he said"Did you check the back door?" I woulda kicked him in the nuts if I didn't know it was him.

[@kawaiipotato7006]

10 seconds in and I hear the "Baaaaaby" GOSH DARNIT , MY HEART !

[@hirokomitsuu]

kawaii potato *continues your comment* GREW THREE TIMES THAT DAY!

[@meggie8293]

"Is there some guy you call up when i'm not around"
some sort of dry-heave wheeze noise exorcised itself from my body

[@ss-uo4is]

Those "baby"s 😍

[@daftoptimist]

"Don't you cross it, don't you cross it, the imaginary line..."

[@sunflower_tae]

3:58 i know its was supposed to be cute but I freaking jumped 😂

[@overgrownminds4603]

It was a terrifying type of cute-

[@Lanidagoat]

"Is there some guy u call when I'm out of town? Several?!"
Me: *sarcastically laughs in 7 brothers*

[@diarrasall4382]

4:00 I LITERALLY LOST MY SHIT

[@iliketurtles6549]

“And all the things I can do to you”
My mind: UNPURE THOUGHTS DETECTED

[@abbey.5082]

Very unpure thoughts 😨

[@amayomayo3862]

when he said did u miss me WHAT THE FUCK, OF COURSE, I DID I WOULD HAVE TO BE INSANE NOT TOOOOO and I'm like single as fuck so yayayaya more foe mee

[@InconspicuousFrog]

he has come to reclaim his bed from the other suitors that try to invade... -shooketh he try to steal my bed?!? what other suitors?!?!-

[@wompwomp1457]

I’ve listened to this a bajillion times over but that “Did you check the back door?” Still scares the heck outta me

[@ciararamirez1485]

Cardlin: Is there some guy you call up when I'm not around?
Me: Cardlin I'm ugly as fuck no there isn't

[@katsumig.2321]

This would be my most favorite work of yours, kuya cards. :)

[@naviersoleil8538]

u a filipino?

[@arimartiyeeedgymcmychemica7463]

HOW DARE THEY TAKE MY CARDIBEAR I WILL NOT ALLOW IT!
Also the bed space thing was so relatable af

[@d0ntdodrugskds904]

I LOVE THE NAME- 😍

[@kenmaspudding1198]

"did you check the back door"
*Soul has left the chat*

[@katsukibakugofan238]

Cardlin: I do not roll around in my sleep! That's totally you!
Me: Oh ya, your right..
Great video as always Cardlin! ^ ^

[@cocosaunders3795]

UsernameNotFound that was relatable...

[@llorensdesign]

Love your profile pic (I'm weeb trash😭)

[@izukumidoriya8332]

Hey Kacchan

[@katsukibakugofan238]

@@izukumidoriya8332 Hey Deku

[@bingus1762]

Nice profile

[@sydm5237]

Cardlin: Did you miss me?
Me: Of course I did, you fluffy kawaii cinnamon bun!

[@yelenagiron4189]

Extreme Otaku yes

[@simpette_2.0]

U mean sinnamonbun😏😏😏

[@galaxygirl83]

Xx*That _One_Person*xX ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@simpette_2.0]

(͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

[@rose-gi6dw]

Me: * is watching Jiggy *
Cardi: * uploads video and it pops up in my recommendations*
Me: *stares at it for 30 minutes * wait is this new? *realizes it is and screams and breaks my phone trying to click on the video *

[@rose-gi6dw]

AND EXCUSE ME I DO NOT STEAL HALF OF THE BED WHEN I WAKE UP YOUR LIMBS ARE ON MY BODY D:

[@jadahdixon4118]

"Did you miss me?" Omg I just-- my heart. It's so wholesome to me

[@Jenny-mo7qh]

Him: babe don't joke like that
Me: who said I was joking
*hides lucky, salty, and alle the others*

[@thatoneartist8145]

Cardlin: Did you check the back door?
Me: *Unholy pterodactyl screech*

[@katelynnvalenzuela3301]

-at work washing dishes -
"Did you check the back door?"
Me - ahhhh! *gets on my knees*

[@kalesmoothie6101]

"Fuck me.."
Me: *screeches like a dinosaur.*
I missed you so much✨

[@bella_boo3944]

“ did you check the back door ”
*SCREAMS LOUDER THAN I EVEE HAVE IN MY LIFE*
Edit: My mum ran into my room with a bat- She thought a robber was in the house 😂

[@ashlynx1042]

Cardlin: *Says something cheesy.
Me: *Smiles*
Cardlin: and when you smile when I get cheesy like this.
Bruh this manz spying on me

[@xyiz9650]

C: did you check the back door?
Me: HOLY SHI-

[@Smarties444]

lol I thought "Did you miss me?" was a question directed to the fans and not a title at first 😂
I was like "of course we missed you and your cute head~ what kind of question is that??!! :D"

[@karensanchez3438]

0:40, WAS THAT A MOAN!?

[@theseus5800]

IT TOOK ME A HOT MINUTE TO HEAR IT BUT LIKE HOW I DIDNT HEAR IT AT FIRST IS SURPRISING

[@hidcot3]

If someone ever walked up on me like that they'd be in the ER.

[@nourashraf6587]

i screamed when he appeared from the back door im-

[@kayscovermusic4226]

*audio changes while I have headphones on*
Me: HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS WHAT THE-

[@juliareut7635]

There's a certain donkey dying sound I release when I see you've made a video 😂

[@coreonline7431]

Angsty Redpanda Same

[@sho-chantheflash7362]

Cardlin: did you check the back door?”
Me: * inhumane screech* oooohhhhh MY GOD

[@fith6844]

Bro. This is my favorite audio that he has made

[@sapphirejoseph4880]

Boys just a tip
3:59
If you do something like this and your girl doesn’t tackle you with hugs and kisses or a “you scared me” with a playful punch then she ain’t the one

[@elizabethschuyler-hamilton7722]

C: did you check the back door?
Me: no that demon from that one Halloween video is still there

[@heyyo4890]

girl dont ya have a downtown to be slummin in ??????

[@flowerchild7027]

"Did you check the back door?" That, my guy, is a quick way to get your eardrums busted and me to cry

[@jinnieyoonie4594]

Thank God I was wearing headphones😍 that was a whole new experience especially at the part where he said "Did you check the back door?" 😭😍

[@joedcairney8071]

Him: "did you check the back door?"
Me: 🎵"quit playing games with my heart"🎵

[@kandy988]

“Back from *vacation* ”
Me:..... *you went on a vacation without me????*

[@ichigokitteh]

"Did you check the back door?"
AUUUGHHH IT GETS ME EVERYTIME

[@okcuupid]

no matter how many times i listen to this the audio change gives me heart palpitations