Steamed Hams but horrifically mistranslated through Google Translate

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  • @JoshuaChamberlayne
    @JoshuaChamberlayne  2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    New sequel video out now: th-cam.com/video/aZl4934GDNA/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=JoshuaChamberlayne

  • @gamer62589
    @gamer62589 7 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    “Yes. Yes. My mind is broken” Sounds like a line from a bad hentai

    • @sarahmclean8632
      @sarahmclean8632 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      gamer62589 lół

    • @Cnw8701
      @Cnw8701 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      gamer62589 Or shitty dialogue from a newer Star Wars film!

    • @martymaraschino5579
      @martymaraschino5579 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Yes... Yes... My mind is broken"
      exactly what I was thinking after saying that stupid "you know like in cherry" thing!

    • @szwagier50
      @szwagier50 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@enragedlemon3115 such thing don't exist.
      Edit five years later: what I was responding to must have been diabolical because now it's gone lmao

    • @ItsAnH
      @ItsAnH 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@szwagier50 They do, you just haven't seen any.

  • @monos99
    @monos99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    "Yes. Yes. My mind is broken."
    -Me, after 28 straight hours of watching Steamed Hams videos

  • @tomasmartin85
    @tomasmartin85 7 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    you know that this hamburger is very similar to the people in Humbold's Gurd.

  • @jsb9265
    @jsb9265 7 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    "My mind is broken" that's about right when you've watched enough of these....

  • @daniellueke4717
    @daniellueke4717 7 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Chalmers: " Is this part of the country in the middle of the episode?"
    Skinner: "Yes"
    Chalmers: "I'll see it"
    Skinner: "Number"

    • @Windows_NT_Dude
      @Windows_NT_Dude ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Steamed Hams but it's self aware.

  • @gijinkagamer4928
    @gijinkagamer4928 7 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    I love how a MIDI version is playing in the background

  • @FerutElCampeador
    @FerutElCampeador 7 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Fine
    you're a citizen
    you're a citizen
    But I have to tell you who you are

    • @AndrianX
      @AndrianX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He got his citizenship. XD

    • @MCOmegaX123
      @MCOmegaX123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Of course he has to tell him who he is, his mind is broken.

    • @Turkeybirdlover
      @Turkeybirdlover ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No mother, These are the Lights of the Nazi

  • @ghostfires
    @ghostfires 7 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    You are to send the Romans to the plants, and throw them into the herb?

    • @dustin872
      @dustin872 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He sure got him there

    • @iLikeTheUDK
      @iLikeTheUDK 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Hans Castorp So THAT'S how the Roman empire fell..

    • @randromix8135
      @randromix8135 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      iLikeTheUDK Yes, the Roman Empire was turned into Steamed Hams

    • @alfie5682
      @alfie5682 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeessss

  • @meatshield_
    @meatshield_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    'You are to send the Romans to the plants and throw them into the herb'
    Is that how the war was won?

    • @lebaguette5393
      @lebaguette5393 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hannibal: _yes_

  • @_jiratena7113
    @_jiratena7113 7 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    MY MIND IS BROKEN

    • @Cnw8701
      @Cnw8701 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jiratena THE PIZZA IS AGGRESSIVE!

    • @xxjoeyladxx
      @xxjoeyladxx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Obviously, he just said ‘yes’ when he found his roast was ruined.

  • @ajretro6784
    @ajretro6784 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "These are the lights of the nazi"
    oh man I'm lollin

    • @LoarvicLoarvic
      @LoarvicLoarvic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DOITSU NO KAGAKI WO SEKAI ICHI!

  • @404namenotfound1
    @404namenotfound1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    𝐒 𝐏 𝐄 𝐀 𝐊

    • @n-extrafries-surprise
      @n-extrafries-surprise 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ludwig von Koopa how do you type that in that typeface?

  • @jumbo_t
    @jumbo_t 7 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    A N G R I E R B O R I S

    • @liamh.864
      @liamh.864 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      conchudo12345 but I have to tell you who you are

    • @K1ttyGam3r
      @K1ttyGam3r 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *+J T*
      BATIM chapter 4 in a nutshell

    • @nicholaswildethethird
      @nicholaswildethethird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      GoAnimate is happy

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      predicted Boris Johnson

  • @PSXDRIVERPLAYERBSTH
    @PSXDRIVERPLAYERBSTH 7 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    "Dear Teacher, I'm Ready to Help Hamburgers."

    • @Ultranger
      @Ultranger 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "I thought we were luck?"

  • @KaijuofSteel
    @KaijuofSteel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    1:19
    They saying *Y E S* at the start of every line just kills me.

  • @raconbacon5649
    @raconbacon5649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "You know that this hamburger is very similar to the people in Humbold's Gurd"
    Holy shit why is no one discussing this one XD

    • @leonevermore4819
      @leonevermore4819 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We do not speak of the people of Humboldt's Gurd... Now, quiet and eat your "burger".

    • @amazingfireboy1848
      @amazingfireboy1848 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cannibalism moment:

  • @Fastbreak383
    @Fastbreak383 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    *ᎳᎪᏁᏆ ᏆᎾ ᎬᎪᏆ fᎪsᏆ ᎪᏁᎠ ᏟᎾᎾᏦ mᎽ ᏟᎾᎾᏦᎥᎬ*

  • @charlesharwood5705
    @charlesharwood5705 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Patients, need a medical service director, Upon the accidents, investigators awakening, There will be a problem in town

    • @ProjectFlashlight612
      @ProjectFlashlight612 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Charles Harwood The One Armed Man said that in _Twin Peaks_ last year

    • @XerneX127
      @XerneX127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      S P E A K

  • @siruno5604
    @siruno5604 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    AT THE END OF THE YEAR
    KISS THE PART OF THE COUNTRY
    IN THE MIDDLE OF THE EPISODE

    • @obblivionkr
      @obblivionkr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rommel Torres !SUDDEN META!

    • @thesnesgeek
      @thesnesgeek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rommel Torres He broke the fourth wall.

  • @corvuscyrus
    @corvuscyrus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "You are to send the Romans to the plants and throw them into the herb"
    - Superintendent Chalmers

  • @realpotassium
    @realpotassium 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    “Want to eat fast and cook my cookie?”
    The question of life

  • @johnw384
    @johnw384 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Yes. Welcome to the Superintendent's Prospectus to Ready to Eat Illegal Eating"
    Thank goodness this video has subtitles.

  • @haileyshannon7548
    @haileyshannon7548 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I want to eat fast and cook my cookie!
    In this part of the country and this part of the episode!

  • @SapphireHeartTippy
    @SapphireHeartTippy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I had to pause several times because I couldn't stop laughing 😂 every single sentence just kept getting funnier and funnier

  • @stupendous1068
    @stupendous1068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:17 Chalmers breaks the fourth wall.

  • @khorps4756
    @khorps4756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "you are a citizen, you are a citizen, but I have to tell you who you are"
    Superintendent Big Brother Chalmers

  • @stanthedemon1263
    @stanthedemon1263 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    0:17 "yes. My mind is broken."

  • @ghostfires
    @ghostfires 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Do you want to join ice cream crake with me?

  • @hunterforsyth8949
    @hunterforsyth8949 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "You are to send the Romans into the plants and throw them into the Earth"
    YES SIR MISTER SUPERINTENDENT SIR!!!

  • @mickyazulay1386
    @mickyazulay1386 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Semi! And in the home!
    No mother, there are the lights of the nazi.
    Fine you are a citizen, you're a citizen. But I have to tell you who you are.
    (Leaves Semi's house)

  • @TheDukeofCheese12
    @TheDukeofCheese12 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Why do you eat this with salmon?

    • @haydnplus
      @haydnplus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is not a matter. They are the birds, we have stolen from our soil. E.M.C.S.. That's why.

  • @Mudamir
    @Mudamir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Top 10 most underrated videos on youtube

  • @otaking3582
    @otaking3582 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    They are the birds we have stolen from our soil

  • @QN0N
    @QN0N 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *THEY ARE THE BIRDS WE STOLE FROM OUR SOIL*

  • @OwOstrich
    @OwOstrich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *gameshow host voice* "Hello and welcome, to the Superintendent's Prospectus to Ready to Eat Illegal Eating™!"

  • @sarahmclean8632
    @sarahmclean8632 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    THEY ARE THE BIRDS

  • @haydnplus
    @haydnplus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “Is this part of the country in the middle of the episode?”
    Wow, what a nice way to break the 4th wall, am I right?

  • @iLikeTheUDK
    @iLikeTheUDK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    One person said "the ball is closed"

  • @Basher.G
    @Basher.G 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    In the middle of the episode
    Great now they're breaking the 4th wall

  • @MrCG35
    @MrCG35 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The sitcom jingle sounds like a prophesy, or a threat.

  • @fredericksmith7942
    @fredericksmith7942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Steamed Hams but Seymour and Chalmers seem to be plotting some kind of civil conspiracy.

  • @Donbros
    @Donbros 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "You are send the romans to the plantsnand throw them into the herb" XD

  • @vacuumcleaner1890
    @vacuumcleaner1890 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    After google translating the entire script passage of "Steamed Hams" with just african languages, here is what I have:
    So, half of them, whatever your law, I have done.
    O. And to the soldiers.
    Accept. - I hope something will be fine tomorrow.
    - E.
    Oh, Pepsi!
    Closed.
    But when I'm lunch I go for lunch?
    I'm happy, half.
    For many years in this book. The service must retired. If Kenny knew Gaza, there would be a problem today.
    Seymour!
    I was my helper, and my blood was postponed in the window. Security Council. Be careful not to stand?
    What makes Samor open?
    No problem. Husband. Sine-steamer. LL. Wooden box.
    Music.
    Another director, I hope you're humble.
    We think we have a smell.
    No, no. We have been hospitalized.
    Lord Have a doctor?
    E. This place.
    - No. You see, who?
    - Yes, in New York.
    Yes, the word "appears" to be executed.
    O! No UT. This story is Albania.
    I see. You know the names of Burger Krusty.
    Okay. Get Skinner Burger One of the most purchased items. - One cow. E. E.
    Celebrating time, called a name.
    You know
    - to be peaceable to everyone. -
    Yes, it's important. It's always a good time. I'm happy.
    E. I judge it well! What happened?
    Arabic is Arabic.
    - Uh-Aurora borealis in this book?
    - E.
    - I see?
    Organization.
    Seymour. ! House of Fire!
    No, Mom. It is the light above.
    So, Sam, nothing, but you would like to say that you understand it well.
    Help. ! Help.

    • @haydnplus
      @haydnplus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Top 10 most underrated TH-cam comments

    • @CanadaPlayz48
      @CanadaPlayz48 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      E.

  • @ecfr-01
    @ecfr-01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:20 Is Chalmers just self-aware?

  • @notsure1969
    @notsure1969 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "My mind is broken."
    I couldn't agree more.

  • @jeffstone2136
    @jeffstone2136 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This whole thing plays like a Black Lodge sequence in _Twin Peaks._ There should be brushed drums and dirty sax behind this. and red curtains added.

  • @smokeyjoe291
    @smokeyjoe291 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Chalmers is proud that skinner is indeed a citizen, but in the end, he had to be told. 3/5.

  • @MrSnake-dh3hu
    @MrSnake-dh3hu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *I D I D N O T S A Y T H E B A L L I S C L O S E D*

  • @4snekwolfire813
    @4snekwolfire813 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What to eat fast and cook my cooking?
    *five seconds of silence*
    Symptom, however.

  • @straw8165
    @straw8165 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    want to eat fast and cook my cooking

  • @eazyone83
    @eazyone83 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    skinner's mom sounds like the old talking tom before the 2014 christmas special with hank

  • @cosmicspacething3474
    @cosmicspacething3474 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Yes
    Yes
    *MY MIND IS BROKEN*

  • @Bobtheneonzombie
    @Bobtheneonzombie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The Mirror (1975) dir. Andrei Tarkovsky

  • @Gold_Yoshi
    @Gold_Yoshi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "yes no like Romberg"

  • @carbongreed
    @carbongreed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Good man, there it happened!"

  • @lilymills2672
    @lilymills2672 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Patients need a medical service director.

  • @Cnw8701
    @Cnw8701 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My face hurts! 🤣😂

  • @markgrecko9725
    @markgrecko9725 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Want to eat fast and cook my cookie?":Seymour Skinner, sometime in the 1990s.

  • @technosaber9281
    @technosaber9281 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yes,yes, *MY MIND IS BROKEN*

  • @channingcheese2
    @channingcheese2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ice cream crecke sounds like a nice place to go for Friday night.

  • @Ultranger
    @Ultranger 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Fine, you're a citizen, you're a citizen, and I have to tell you who you are.
    That sentence almost sounds... English

  • @joerumler6190
    @joerumler6190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yes

  • @UnderAGlassMetropolis
    @UnderAGlassMetropolis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    O L D F A M I L Y S E E D S

  • @johnw384
    @johnw384 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I decided to copy the transcript in the description and Google Translate it some more.
    I forgot the language order, so please don't ask for it.
    Click Read More to see the transcript.
    TRANSCRIPT:
    This is my job.
    Yes. Wowiej becomes your adminguiden.
    Yes. Yes! Ua'eha me.
    But what are you doing ... I want to run nei'oe emergency light?
    however
    Doctor is. Leader in disease development. The problem in this city is.
    That's it
    Nui'a'ole window escape.
    Makemake'oe to grab ice cream?
    Aha, start this country?
    no problem. Oh dear, we are. 1000
    This is the reason
    My dear teacher, help me with hamburger.
    I am not hard.
    Test shows Roberto not only taught.
    Hurgurgers Er Makemake'oe What are the reasons?
    Yes. Palapala'āina'āina.
    Yes. more
    So in New York.
    sailboat. I am not in Imam, he had to repeat.
    So this is not English. No, it is white.
    I love you
    Plan Gould's dust.
    Elegant photo is not at home
    History is simple.
    Yes.
    Plants and plants grow in Ho'ouna'oe of Rome.
    So, ua'ike'oe - something.
    OK.
    The truth is, there is a new marriage. I will leave at an appropriate time
    Yes. I - like a man? I am sorry
    Marcus Andrea
    Is there Bush by the end of this year?
    Yes.
    Ua'ike'ia.
    There are many
    In fact, halfway? Family
    Not only that. Nazi light.
    This is kama'āina'oekama'āina'e ... I mean Iā'oe'aiwai'oe.
    Help! Help!

    • @YaranaRouja
      @YaranaRouja 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Palapala'āina sounds like a good island name.

    • @jacobavenell6205
      @jacobavenell6205 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Walsh v

  •  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the theme song

  • @khorps4756
    @khorps4756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "cook my cookie" sounds like a euphemism for something

  • @VOMITQUEEN
    @VOMITQUEEN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    LIGHTS OF THE NAZI AHAHAHAHAAA

  • @Thepenguinking2
    @Thepenguinking2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That is not a matter. They are the birds, we have stolen from the soil.

  • @davidcoyle1084
    @davidcoyle1084 ปีที่แล้ว

    "These are the birds we have stolen from our soil."

  • @Frankaccino
    @Frankaccino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And Seymour never got told who he is.

  • @jonhoughton7590
    @jonhoughton7590 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Steamed Hams but Skinner and Chalmers work at the Air Accident Investigation Bureau.

  • @danschneider8453
    @danschneider8453 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Good old Andrew Boris. And it's unfortunate about the light of the Nazi

  • @deadchannel98275dhyu
    @deadchannel98275dhyu 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    _E_ = _mc(s)_
    **Skinner opens oven to find roast burning** "Yes!"
    "'Well, it was wonderful. Good time!' I did not say."

  • @declanhampson1098
    @declanhampson1098 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    At least the ‘help, help’ part was correct.

  • @thesnesgeek
    @thesnesgeek 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm gonna ask: Do you want to join Ice cream crake with me? to everyone from this point onwards.

  • @wilberforce95
    @wilberforce95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dear Teacher,
    I'm ready to help hamburgers.

  • @CanadaPlayz48
    @CanadaPlayz48 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "You are to send the Romans to the plants and throw them into the herb"
    Steamed Hams but its the fall of the Roman Empie

  • @nicholaswildethethird
    @nicholaswildethethird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What to eat fast and cook my cookie?

  • @maartenvandermeulen2643
    @maartenvandermeulen2643 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    No mother, these are the lights of the nazi.
    - Seymour

  • @FahimAuvro
    @FahimAuvro ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "these are the lights of the Nazi"

  • @tzuyd
    @tzuyd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Google Translate absolutely does not translate to MIDI, but I approve nonetheless.

  • @GHunter228
    @GHunter228 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Monster Jam 2018 Triple Threat Intro Song - Born For Greatness - Papa Roach

    • @MonsterTheBro
      @MonsterTheBro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      why did you comment this on a video like this

  • @redcomet_622
    @redcomet_622 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:47

    • @sarahmclean8632
      @sarahmclean8632 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      S P E A K K K K K K K K K K J J

  • @Basher.G
    @Basher.G 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My mind is borken
    Pretty accurate

  • @monsterjamin24-79
    @monsterjamin24-79 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Different than what you usually do.

  • @Hank..
    @Hank.. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Yes! Yes! My mind is broken!"
    Steamed hams but its a hentai doujin

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Extreme ahegao intensifies*

  • @Emnor1993
    @Emnor1993 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    >Andrea Boris

  • @LuisCalderon_HN
    @LuisCalderon_HN 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes, i am from Imam and I did not said "the ball is closed"

  • @johngoodman5976
    @johngoodman5976 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    *M Y M I N D I S B R O K E N*

  • @guy_th18
    @guy_th18 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ... Number.

  • @BlackieBloomberg
    @BlackieBloomberg ปีที่แล้ว

    "The lights of the Nazi" And now my mind is broken

  • @mercurythefunkyman
    @mercurythefunkyman 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    *when your trying to say something in front of your crush*

  • @nerdsanomalous5222
    @nerdsanomalous5222 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel like this is a secret message that needs to be decoded in order to achieve enlightenment or something.

  • @Zeni.1s
    @Zeni.1s ปีที่แล้ว

    Patients need a medical service director
    Upon the accidents investors awakening
    There will be a problem in town
    S P E A K

  • @nonconnahordeath
    @nonconnahordeath 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The Simpsons (1989 - present)
    Synopsis: There will be a problem in town.

  • @fleshychillface8005
    @fleshychillface8005 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    *Yes welcome to the superintendent’s prospectus to ready to eat illegal eating*

    • @dantewaldrop704
      @dantewaldrop704 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sponsored by discovery family presents mlp g5 and g1 crossover event
      Cuz Cartoon Network has had it too good for too long

  • @temfortress7940
    @temfortress7940 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Terrible english
    Original audio translated to midi
    Text-to-speech with only one voice used
    *_TERRIBLY AWESOME_*

  • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
    @MinscFromBaldursGate92 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Steamed Hams but it's the Malaysian Speedy Dub.

  • @lowhplowhp
    @lowhplowhp 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    *t h e s e a r e t h e l i g h t s o f t h e n a z i*