Don: make it look like accident Cap: say no more Later... Officer: looks like the killer beat him to death with a crowbar then put a banana peel at his feet
“It seems the victim’s wife died by falling and hitting their head on the fountain and that turned their head all the way around, this was just an horrible accident case closed”
I would love a whole playthrough of this game, because this video was just the best. I’ve been in a ton of pain today, and for twenty something minutes I got to forget all about it and just laugh my ass off. 😄 Kudos to you, and to the developers too.
Cap:*calls a mac 10 "uzi"* Me:*gets angry* Also me:*remembers r/imverysmart* Still me:*sends the comment anyway* Me but in the future:*notices that the mac 10 became an uzi*
``U know what, we`re not gonna talk about how long I`ve been roaming around in the rafters of this church like some kind of dollar store Batman.`` 👌👌👌😍👍
The ‘Tommy gun’ is a Soviet PPSH-41 sub-machine gun used in ww2 and so forth, unfortunately not a Thompson ‘chicago typewriter’ the iconic drum mag mafia sub machine gun we all know.
Hi Captain Sauce i want to say that i love your Videos and i watched every one of them sorry if my english is bad i am from Germany Best luck for the future
C’mon cap your channel is, in my opinion, the best channel on YT and if you think it’s awful than what does that make everyone else’s xD. Thanks for the video cap, keep it up man + can’t wait until you hit 1 mil!!
this is the most hilariously edited episode Cap has made I might be wrong he might have done the same in 2015 but god his commentary mixed with his editing just fits together so well and enhances the experience instead of there being edits for an edit's sake
This is brilliant, Cap. It's on Trending and it deserves to be. Your editing on this one was *excellent.* Hilarious, too, your jokes were FIRE. Well done, man. Keep doin shit like this and you'll hit a million in no time
“ Oh sorry I don’t mean to be teabaging you... holiest of... daddys “ -Captain Sauce
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I like seeing these and waiting for it to eventually make sense
What
"f-f-father father" -also CaptainSauce
I have watched this series, about..... *5 times.*
It’s too goddamn, good.
amatuer
Obi Wan watch your language you must
10 for me 💀☠️💀
how about now?
Don: make it look like accident
Cap: say no more
Later...
Officer: looks like the killer beat him to death with a crowbar then put a banana peel at his feet
Don: what the fuck where the hell did you get a. FUCKING crowbar I’m not fucking paying you for the murders
the perfect framing
It's just a harmless game of Mario cart
"make it look like a accident"
Cap: "say no more"
Anybody else think that Cap's laugh is very refreshing and puts you in a good mood?
True
Yes
Omg- very true, I can be in any mood, and when I here him laugh I just have to laugh too XD
Yes
Real
“It seems the victim’s wife died by falling and hitting their head on the fountain and that turned their head all the way around, this was just an horrible accident case closed”
When it says "Do Not Kill: N/A" I think that means that there isn't anyone in the level that it's imperative that you don't kill.
in not good with negatives please explain
N/A means nothing in game code so there is nothing to not kill ( meaning you don’t need to avoid killing anyone)
The format of the contract is always like that. And if something fits into that area those will replace N/A
Your format is
Location:
Target(s):
Do not kill:
Description:
N/A: thats alittle rude-
"I'm going to take the classic Tommy Gun"
* Takes PPSh-41 *
You forgot the 41
for those who saw this comment with the 41 and saw this reply 1 year ago from this edit it didnt have a 41
@@schottgunjr wut
It's the Soviet Tommy gun
R
Yeah XD
I would love a whole playthrough of this game, because this video was just the best. I’ve been in a ton of pain today, and for twenty something minutes I got to forget all about it and just laugh my ass off. 😄 Kudos to you, and to the developers too.
"I'll take the tommy gun."
*Papasha is displeased.*
I'll take the Uzi
Mac 10/11 is mad
*AK Jesus will remember this*
Every PPSh-41 Fan just got a heart attack
@@ChaoticValk I did
@@ChaoticValk hearing cap call the PPSH a Tommy made my soul shatter
The makers of Sneak Thief know what they are and have fully embraced it.
"Snap neck?" *crack* "OH! OH MY GOD!" 😆😆😆
True dat
@@Bral-em6ku Scp 173 has breacked
What were you expecting a cake maybe candy shit
crack neck😏
The best part of this video - a Canadian doing an Italian accent. Love it!
I love watching these videos over, and over, and over again and it always makes me laugh.
"I don't mean to be teabagging you holyest of... Daddy" - captain sauce
Father I'm scared of this man
Now That's Lot Of Sauce!
He reversed the roles
That's just how mafia works.
Lv.1 crook
@@paranoidschizophrenic3815 Lv. 35 boss
Lv. 100 godfather
Lv. 10000000000 dacpacito
Lv. 10000000000000000000000 PewDiePie
This was a golden era
YEah
Yeah
The “do not kill: N/A” means you can kill anyone
is he shooting at me, wait am I bleeding? -captainsauce 2019
5:32 I’ve never seen him laugh that hard 😆
" aww he's having little mafia dreams " - Captain sauce
Lol69
Lol79
Haha yes judging by your profile picture your a fellow gacha
@PsychoGamer oh yeah
@@Pickle9012 lol89
"Oh holiest of... daddies. " -CaptainSauce, January 10, 2019
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lolo
Lol
Ah a door to door Uzi girl scout seller I love when they come to my house
adam alkhaboori me to
"May I intrest you in an uzi or a fin mint"
I'll like the fin uzi
You can interest me in a uzi please
@SY - 04CN - Hanover PS (1428) I'm everywhere
What snap neck? Oh oh my god!"
5:30 (Captain Sauce) used T-Bag
Lmao everytime he opens a toilet i keep expecting fluffles to be in there.
Same
Lol,me too
Agreed
14:00 No he's obviously going to share the cigarette
I got a "That's how Mafia works" ad in the middle of this video
Same
It happen cause that's how mafia work
youtube knew it just knew
16:28 you are now 15 times more disguised
Cap:*calls a mac 10 "uzi"*
Me:*gets angry*
Also me:*remembers r/imverysmart*
Still me:*sends the comment anyway*
Me but in the future:*notices that the mac 10 became an uzi*
Now that was a rollercoater of uzimotions
Also he called a PPSH a Tommy gun
Someone else noticed as well I'm not alone
Specter Diego you forgot the ppsh called a “tommy gun”
Hmm, yes. The floor is made of floor
When u said classic Thompson it’s actually a Russian smg called the PP-SH
Thompson the most masterful weapon
pps71!
My fav gun
Captainsauce your almost at 1mill your hard work is paying off you deserve it love your vids thanks
Iconic captainsauce
7:11
7:47
8:47
Leave it to Captain sauce to walk into an Italian restaurant and say “all these people look the same”
5:37
Me: ur first mission cap don’t screw it up
Also me: *watches vid*
Me: yep he definitely didn’t screw it up
what if in this game you are just playing as vinny from thief simulator
Great theory
Cept they're from different devs
kinda hard to copy right a charecter only based on voice and name
i mean that would essentially be saying no one can have an italian guy named vinny in their game
I wish it's vinny because he was an a$$hole when he tried to kill snezzy eanus and I wish that because captain sauce died a lot in this mafia game!
@@piabriccocola1028 00:28 - 00:33
10:40 = every offscreen kill ever in any movie
``U know what, we`re not gonna talk about how long I`ve been roaming around in the rafters of this church like some kind of dollar store Batman.`` 👌👌👌😍👍
“Holiest of daddy’s”😂😂😂😂
Me: Pray to the holy daddy!!!!😂😂😂😂
I remember watching this when it came out! I had a stomach flu and puked my guts out halfway through before getting back to it xD
Damn, this game's recoil, penetration, reaction, and sound radii is really good. Like, the best I've seen.
"the perfect hitman..." *guard sees him* guard:everything's good, no one here!
The ‘Tommy gun’ is a Soviet PPSH-41 sub-machine gun used in ww2 and so forth, unfortunately not a Thompson ‘chicago typewriter’ the iconic drum mag mafia sub machine gun we all know.
Youre almost at 1M subs!!!!!! Good work!!!!!!
Dude I’m so excited! I bet you’ll be at a million within the month, glad everyone is finally finding your channel. 🤗
LOL "The *Perfect* Hitman." 5:38
“Nope The Perfect Hitman.”
Title: World’s Worst Hitman.
Hi Captain Sauce i want to say that i love your Videos and i watched every one of them sorry if my english is bad i am from Germany
Best luck for the future
i think he should a do a game in Germany
There are other germans here? Great 😊✌
Ich bin junge
Crap man your German and your better at English then me and I'm American!?!
@@theobserver3564 lole
C’mon cap your channel is, in my opinion, the best channel on YT and if you think it’s awful than what does that make everyone else’s xD. Thanks for the video cap, keep it up man + can’t wait until you hit 1 mil!!
You lift the pizza with your mind *bows, hands in praying motion*
Title: “worlds worse hitman”
Video starter:
“ *PeRfEcT hItMaN* “
Me:
*:0*
:o
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
=O
♪( ´θ｀)
this is the most hilariously edited episode Cap has made
I might be wrong he might have done the same in 2015 but god his commentary mixed with his editing just fits together so well and enhances the experience instead of there being edits for an edit's sake
That was a PPSH 41, it's russian and definitaly not a tommy gun. Also, try a new york italian accent it'll work better.
Thank you someone noticed
@@camrinclark4322 Nice Profile pic.
Thank you
Yea I was gonna say wait that’s a ppsh
@@Afemboywitch It seems as though all of my socialist comrades have arrived, where's Khrushchev?
He protecc,
He atacc,
But most importantly,
He'll diddly darn snap ya necc.
This is pretty...
*_S P I C Y_*
Because Thats how mafia works
I think you mean...
SAUCY
This is brilliant, Cap. It's on Trending and it deserves to be. Your editing on this one was *excellent.* Hilarious, too, your jokes were FIRE. Well done, man. Keep doin shit like this and you'll hit a million in no time
"is he shooting me?" *health slowly goes down*
10:48 CEASARRRRRRRRRRRR
You almost hit a milion!
Under 500 from happening. 😁😀
@@robinpratthastings568 You mean 50k?
@@piabriccocola1028 yes math was NEVER my best subject 😀
He already did
@@andrerodney5586 dude this conversation happened 6 months from when you commented
Bro called a PPSH-41 a “Tommy Gun”😂
Aims at mans nuts: Captain sauce: aww he’s having little mafia dreams”
Captain sauce in 2019 I swear I’m not into choking captain sauce in 2020 I am your Force choke daddy
@dragon master yo
Cap: he's having little mafia dreams
Me: *struggling to not make a jojoke*
Its just like sneak thief you, remember the moment when you stood on the head on the three Security guards
Same as bold head guy
Thanks for playing!
wait the devs of the game thanked cap for playing but didnt get a heart or pin?
unacceptable
*Starts walking inside of him*
That's how mafia works!
10:48 SHI- shiza? what are you- TAKE 2
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZAAAAAA
14:50 he committed suicide
21:13
"He's having little mafia dreams"
I THINK SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS FOOD
@@damemethieff Wanna go in a helicopter and steal a rocket with people who wear top hats? (because u are charles, u get it?)
@@Kaminskki I'm basically retired because we already took down the top hat clan I helped a little missions now and then but basically retired
@@damemethieff Ok but the genral said in one ending that charles and henry were THE special BROvert ops, so you should not be retired
@@Kaminskki well the general is dead so yeah
level 100 boss
*THATS HOW MAFIA WORKS*
Joe Martin level 100 godfather
Dude your comment kinda glitched my device 😂
You are the best TH-camr I know and you should have more subs than anyone else on TH-cam
50k subs away from 1 million!!!!!!!!!
also how do you make everything funny and amazing
For him it's simple, make alot of sex jokes and fuck up everything
The conjuring 3 9:35
for some reason when i saw the thumbnail i thought it was captin sparckles
You are a pain
@@eatatable2301 oh yeah, I was awful back then
47 has nothing on you Cap. We need more of this absolutely fantastic game lol.
Captain sauce lvl.100 boss
0:00 He is the best singer I've heard so far. Honestly!
Edit: 0:07 He's also a good rhymer.
An I the only one that got pissed off when he called the amazing PPSH a tommey gun
“Torso full of Jesus”😂😂
I got notified from twitter lol.
10:38 nailed it!
Detroit Michigan the video game
the feeling when CaptianSauce Calls a PPSH-41 a Tommy Gun
*"I t H i N k s Om E t H i N g ' S w R o N g W i T h t H i S f O o D"*
No shit, they just hacked up their own stomachs after eating.
17:52
Who else clicked on this because of the thumbnail XD
12:24 that is a ppsh-41 not a "classic tommmy gun"
Hey captainsauce can you try just cause 4
Kade Waterman that’d be funny
captainsauce is the best TH-camr ever
yes my sexy tomato boi
12:18 that’s a ppsh
Not a Thompson
OH! OH! OH MY GOD! -CAPTAINSAUCE2019-#
The golden age of captain sauce ⭐️
Why dont you play the actual hitman
It’s not as funny
@@RoboDoober but it is way more cool
@@comradeabi8314 you are crazy
@@thomasfrender4592 why
20:36 no words
I'm first literally
Best intro clip ever
hawk lane? Like hawk tuah?
I enjoy watching you play random under developed games captain! Your laugh is contagious!
Captain sauce: I did not save u jesus did crusades:crushes man crowd: aaaaaaahhhh
That's how the mafia works
its been a year and this is still my #1 thumbnail