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"An olive isn't a seed, it's a fuckin' little guy, it's a little vegetable"
Matt Christman, truly a man of prophetic intellect
we need state legislation to fight the left wong agenda of claiming tomato is a fruit
The little guy in the cocktail had a seed 🫒🍸🦄
I feel like part of the issue is that young people are too busy working to wait six hours in a line to vote, just a hunch.
Exactly why they refuse to make voting a holiday.
Young people don't work, they just spend all day on their tik tacs and their snack chats.
@@blackzeroflame eating hot chip
@@jenkumking8562 and be bipedal
Shame they got rid of Virgil, I feel like he really knew what Gen Z is thinking
good one
not always but he was definitely more on the mark than 99% of the articles they pulled from
@@toprope_ lol
Thanks for the laugh
OOF
Felix's use of wanton was valid. Irrespective of his hunger.
His wonton use of “wanton.” 🥟🍷🦄
@@bitteralmonds666 "Whatever. It doesn't matter."
Timestamp???
Extremely Stavros-esque moment
"Olives are a little guy" - Matt Christman
Goddamn Zoomers. Chads like us were born just in time to inhale lead as kids *and* then eat microplastics for 40 years.
Bill Clinton has some gall to complain about Russia moving away from democracy after what he did to meddle in their election on behalf of Yeltsin.
I curious why Clinton can't at least point out how Bush stole the election in 2000 and then opened the door to unilateral military action by invading Iraq despite the objection of NATO allies. But despite being golf buddies with Trump Clinton is too cucked by decorum to even attempt such an argument.
All he's doing is ensuring his legacy is preserved as the president who saved Russia and the world from communism. I'm assuming he'll get his wish, even though he should be remembered as just another rapist warmongering capitalist monster in a long line of rapist warmongering capitalist monsters who made the world a measurably worse place through his lifetime of evil actions.
I like how the democrats needed an "expert" to explain that they have to do something that positively changes the material conditions of a key voter group to keep that group voting democrat. And then promptly buried that advice in obfuscating language to convince everyone that the only thing they can do is continue doing nothing. Like seriously, 90% of that article was talking about that guy and not what he was actually saying. They build him up as this expert on young people who's advice should be taken as gospel truth. And what's one of the things he says? If you want to get youth votes, cancel student debt. And I mean, that's pretty solid advice, that they will ignore.
Yeah honestly it was fun hearing them trash the guy as an out of touch how-do-you-do-fellow-kids type, but he actually does seem genuine in his attempt to reach out to young people and he was right about student loans.
No ur not supposed to win over voters by offering them things. That’s called corruption and pandering. Ur supposed to fearmonger about ur opposition and scold ppl for not voting for u. Sure everything is always getting worse but things will be even worser if u don’t shut up and vote for Brando
Won Ton-ly feels like it really should have been a Stav fuckup
Submarine my business, thousand islands stare
I'm glad nobody is making a big thing about my penguin oil.
Peng0il 🐧🧐🤔
Name a song that reminds you of scrapping microplastics off your card when you run out of blow
Literally just use the power your voters gave you to do some of the shit you said you would do/are in favor of and make sure people know about it. That is the #1 way to do better in elections. Its amazing the mental gymnastics many Democrats will go through to avoid this fact.
The Turkish ice cream stand analogy was brilliant
Matt describing olives as “a little guy”
We all know what he meant. It’s not a seed it’s a lil guy
It's kind of a US-centric lie we tell ourselves that Japan and S. Korea have such amazingly high suicide rates and we're doing fine. If you look at the actual numbers, we're right in the middle of all the countries you'd expect to have high suicide rates for economic/war reasons at #31, and Japan's #49, South Korea #12. Yep, so we're doing better than S. Korea at least, but not even better than Japan which we have famously brand-identified with suicide/overwork.
the chapos gotta watch more anime. Matt is missing out on Legend of the Galactic Heroes
What are the suicide rates in Scandinavia? 🧐🤔
@@bitteralmonds666 Quite high, as they tend to be everywhere with significant populations that spend half the year in darkness.
Are overdoses counted as suicide? If not, we may be higher, but as usual less honest.
Deputary of Wonton Lee
Proud member of Gen Y (haven't I just ended it yet?)
haha but hey if you’re thinking about hurting yourself (no meme) reach out and talk to someone 💙
@@nonesuchone libral
@@bugfact9279 houg lol I like this game
Mood
Matt defending olives because they’re “little guys”
Did I seriously make this comment twice
No joke, I've been filmed for Japanese television 4 times. One time I wasn't even going to Japan, I had a connecting flight to Indonesia in Tokyo and a TV crew asked to film me going outside in my hot climate attire in Tokyo winter weather.
Gen Y, last of the analogues, first of the digital in the Old Republic. Before the dark times, before the decline of Empire.
I was born in 98 and feel like I'm not Gen Z or a millenial. It's this weird tail end of the beginning of the digital hellscape but well before it was native.
Xennial - I grew up analogue and watched it die and rot to digital 🦄
Felix so petty lmao
40:10 its called VK and used to have a decent market share in europe
I tell ya what they learned….that if they don’t
keep enough judges and Governors in their pockets to make sure gerrymandering stays full tilt…..they’re M-F ing fucked!!!
I heard them macro plastics get rid of gas.
1:05:00 "zoomers and their..beyblades" was cute and funny to me
I'm pretty sure you can say rapeseed in this context without getting into too much trouble
felix on fire
It's all the vape smoke
Ooooo I’m listeninggggg I just can’t stop listeningggg oooooooo - delevope
don't like finding out I'm gen y one of the joys of being 24-25 is you can jump back and forth between being zoomer or millennial considering which one is being least annoying that week
1994 - 1998 gang
Based seed oil
The Delavolpe article was an interesting rejection of "pronoun culture", in that they didn't use a single fucking one in the whole thing
Everybody do the Youth Support Wobble
Damn so I'm technically gen y? My life is a lie
Will flaming felix over wanton bothering me more than it has any right to
Go eat some wonton soup and learn how to talk lol
Can we get a Della Volpe count on this one 🤔?
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43:48 hell yeah dude
Hell yeah dude
When will we 🎉
You can tell Felix is a reader :)
Redditer 📜📖🧐🤔
The Republicans earned my vote for life once George W Bush announcing a hydrogen fuel cell initiative in a SOTU. Climate Change solved ✔️
Someone was a grumpers that tanked the ep
Virgil?
RIP, Virgil 🍷🦄
Idk a thing about Lithuania, but anyone know what Felix was alluding too?
Lithuania is basically a full blown Nazi state they have like national holidays related to concentration camp gaurds and families who reveal that certain government heros were Jew hunters they get punished by the government.
I don't agree with Felix's take that the midterms won't be 2010 levels of bad for the admin.
All indicators point to it being a thumping.
Honestly I’m not so sure anymore. I would’ve agreed with you 2 weeks ago but with the Supreme Court leak I think abortion will play a huge role in the midterms, and that will benefit democrats.
History has vindicated Felix.
I thought this would be about Zombies 😔😒
Felix doesn't care if people think he's gay? Shocker
Felix is an honorary gay guy
What comes after Gen Z?
alpha
Nothing because we'll all be dead by then
Just how legit is this story of Russian soldiers picking up radioactive ☢️
Materials @ Chernobyl? Maybe they were just a slightly tardy clean- up crew from the original crew?.....
they were given the propaganda number lel
Fun fact about chernobyl, ever since the containmemt structure was built around the site, every so ofter they observed a jump in energy. Its believed theres water reflecting radation up, giving these distressing readings everytime they show up. This is just verbatium from what ive heard so its more or less hearsay. But im fairly positive that what ive said is as close to what ive seen and read. More or less something is reflecting radiation from the elephants foot upwards which bounces further in the containment area.
But yeah also low key in chernobyl there are still highly active, radioactive, materials scattered all around the area ever since the reactor went boom. Its why you need a gieger counter for every square inch of that place because the radiation on those materials are still extremely hot.
Either way chernobyl has shown spikes in radiation for the past 20 years which always flatten out after a hour in addition being surrounded by rocks the size of your palm thatll give you cancer in about an hour
@@phht0568 fukushima is much worse and it exploded with spent fuel rods and they covered it up so bad. No one cares about fukushima
Oh no mayhe russia will develop a nuclear bomb from chernobyl.....
Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!
In actuality, many would be much more likely to say there's at least 25-30% of people residing in the Ukraine -(That Are Actually Russian)
So if they are Russian they should be forcibly moved to Russai. Putin can have them. Oh wait, Putin just wants the land. All of it. Like he said.
The question is a little difficult because the last full census was conducted in 2001. At that time people who identified themselves as ethnically Russian or formed that part of those born outside of Ukraine who were born in Russian Federation/CIS territories amounted to 8,334,100 out of 48,457,100 (17.3%) of the total population of Ukraine.
There is a figure out there suggesting that the percentage is 22.1%, but this figure is derived from an earlier census in 1989.
Live VEGAN
Rough episode
You three stinks just get funnier as the world becomes more horrifying.🙄
They predicted it years ago, now they are just chuckling over the result.
@@chetkayeable Problem is (and this is not so much a dig on the stinks as it is a sober acknowledgment of our painful world), it won't be funny for much longer. There will be a time when the mask is changed back to tragedy, and comedy might be as rare as a blade of grass or the sound of a living bird. Some have never had the privilege of laughing at any of it. We who have had that privilege better try to be ready to give it up. [freaked out emoji] For now, though, I * stay * laughing at them -- and I'm not sure how or when to renounce this!
Flax seed oil good for joints used by hindus lolol
To say a bb out 1/3.5 Ukrainian s
Are actually Russian & a good % which aren't directly of Russian decent are married or directly related to someone who is, so that likely as high as 40% combined!!! N
It's not a "failure of a policy of expansion and provocation", it's the successful achievement of the goal of that policy of NATO expansion and provocation of Russia. It just so happens that the US officials running that policy completely underestimated Russian military competence and the strength of the Russian economy, especially against sanctions, and overestimated the ability of NATO to mount a credible conventional deterrent to a powerful modern conventional army in Europe after decades of wasting trillions of dollars on boondoggles and weapon systems for murdering civilians in US occupied territories who have no air power or heavy weapons of their own whatever. So like in Syria, the US's barbarous extremist proxies who love selfying themselves stabbing helpless people to death and carrying out false flag chemical leaks are going to get methodically wiped out with minimal Russian soldiers or aircrew casualties, using the same tactics of strategic mobility and flexibility, lavish human and satellite intelligence, continuous local negotiation, humanitarian corridors and one very careful seige like the one just finishing up in Mariupol after another until no organised fascist force is left. The many Stalingrad battles the Ukrainian forces have been trained to fight by NATO are going to be denied to them in favour of kettling them and letting them run out of ammunition, supplies and hope, and like we see, the Russians are able to do it all with less than a tenth of their army and far fewer troops in country that Ukraine had at the beginning of the Special Operation.
You’re wonton disregard for paragraphs has been duly noted 🥟📜🧐🤔
Even lurking in pro Russian telegrams I haven’t seen anyone with such a a bastardized picture of developments in Ukraine. If the Russians were doing so well they wouldn’t have pulled back into the East. The idea that the move towards Kiev was a feint is ridiculous considering the sheer amount of men and material allocated for it. Additionally they brought rosgvardia units with them who are not meant for combat duties and were meant to be used as riot police once Kiev was captured. The fact that these units were present and sucked into frontline combat is indicative of the strategic failures occurring at all levels of the Russian armed forces. Also, the fact that we’ve seen such a limited number of sorties flown by the VKS and failure to achieve decisive air superiority after over 40 days of conflict is an embarrassment. Even Russian propaganda videos from the conflict are showing strike aircraft take off armed only with dumb bombs. Where are the HARMs and other PGMs to destroy anti air assets? Why are Russian pilots striking coordinates and navigating by civilian GPS as evidenced by videos released by the Russian federation themselves? The breakdown in strategy and communication is simply mind boggling. If you’d like to see evidence of Russian casualties you just have to open your eyes, there are swathes of T-80 and T-72 models used exclusively by Russia that can be identified through specific upgrade packages and can be seen littering roadways in Ukraine. Sure, the Ukrainians are fighting their own propaganda war but you can’t spray paint a Z on a tank you lost and claim it was Russian when you don’t own that model in the first place. Put down the kill-aid for a second, you’ve chugged enough to become diabetic.
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It's like John. J Meirscheimer explained in his lectures on " the False Promises of Liberal Hegemony
Of course, while the way he politely phrases the USA' s ideals pursuing
Basically everywhere they may litarily invade,( he doesn't mention ( false pretenses, in Iraq,& Afghanistan), lol
Totally laughable, most who have any clue realize their motives are truly
so much shallower than any of the previous ideals!! My grandma used to tell me, don't tell me what you are going to do Andrew,!! " Show me
What you have done" LMAO,who would have ever guessed that there was so much wisdom staring you in the face!!!! , That's the real test for the USA, the only LI e they'll ever need! To get it right 😂
Being pushed back and being made to look like incompetent weakling is in fact strength!
Z
Hell yeah dude
God, Felix is so unfunny
Felix is serious 🧐🤔
You're just upset because he threw pipe with your mother. Just beefed her down. Used MMA moves.
That's what makes it funny
what are you talking about