she was more scared she would feel more pain than nessessary from the bit. That thing is no joke, and you can't really ride without it wich is very telling
I’m sorry if your legal team is forcing you to write “no one was harmed” and “don’t try this at home” but we survived decades of fail videos without needing reassurance and warning.
Well, you survived Kaptain. But how many kids got "accidentaly" shot by police, because their parents called the cops to free them out of a lamp shade? The answer is five.
I fell almost the same way she did a few days ago,😅 stepped on a goddamn pine cone and it rolled, twisting my ankle. I've never fallen so fast and hard! I am just aching all over. Didn't break anything thankfully and I'm not as big as her. She would have felt that for days! The dog...😂😂😂
The dog and woman that fell into those trashcans (separately) didn't have "no one was harmed" on them. The lack of captioning suggests that both were most definitely harmed. Can you point out which part of the trashcan harmed you?
Genuinely surprised they needed to call emergency services to get that kid out, it was literally hanging off him. One pull with his arms in the right position and he would have been free.
Been in those pile-ups on moto-cross... Long as you're in good gear, and most of the time it's mandatory to compete (league rules) yeah, a little chaffing and bruise is about the worst of it... Once in a while, it can get bad, but it's pretty rare. ;o)
Did you all see what actually happened at 2:43? The batter hit the ball and his bat broke in half. The top half of the bat hit the pitcher in the head.
@@cinemartin3530 he calculated the trajectory of every branch of the tree and knew he was safe in that spot, and then slowly came out of the tree wagging his tail.
That last kid, what a dork lol. Also would it be possible to put a notice at the beginning of the video that "no one or animal was harmed* as opposed to being in every clip?
@@nezziaktm9922 the kids wasn't in danger & was laughing himself and no doubt it was because he knew he did something stupid. And now the mom can use the video as either leverage or as a reminder of what happens when you try to be funny but don't think it through!
Since someone needs to comment with something that has to do with the statement above about the "no one was harmed" notice, they are not posted on every clip, and sometimes they are posted when it is explicitly evident that someone had definitely been harmed, such as in the clip of the motorcyclist running into the side of the car and flipping onto the top of the car.
Video: Shows a leaf gently drifting to the ground. In the distance, the sound of the wind sighing gently in the trees. FailArmy video editors: NO ONE WAS HARMED!!!!!!!!
2:51 is a perfect example of one of the things that’s wrong in society today. Instead of getting out to help the man they just record it with their camera and laugh at them.
I remember when common sense was an apreciated trait. Now when people are idiots, other people feel sorry for them. Not only did that guy likely have the mental capacity to hold the board in a way that it would less likely be blown a soon as the wind began to pick up but they should have known the weather at that time could change at short notice. There's feeling empathy for people who have been it situations that they couldn't avoid or where genuinely hard to predict but in situations like this, getting out and helping would be a pretty silly thing to do, you'd just have a few more people covered in sand. If they where in danger of loosing their life then helping would be the right thing to do however that isn't the case here. We all make dumb decisions from time to time, it's better to get mocked and not make it again rather than expecting people to cry on your behalf over it. I wouldn't upload the video to the internet for the public to see but this one already has been so it's open to opinion.
4:13 I don't consider that a fail by any stretch of the imagination. Think about the odds of having a wheel come flying through a door that was ajar just enough for the wheel to enter the room without touching it, then for that wheel to do no damage after bouncing around. I say that was the win of the year for those folks.
Yeah, FailArmy like to keep us on our toes by every compilation always including about two or three videos that aren't even remotely fails. Because, hey, clearly we like feeling mildly frustrated at unpredictable times! 😂
There is no way someone wasn’t hurt in that motor-cross clip. Was the fire department really needed to get that off him? He could’ve taken his hat off, slid his head out then moved his arms
Just a reminder: it's maybe fun to see an animal with a bag on it head but remember they are breathing like us and you don't want to have a bag for too long on your head. So please, don't do it.
all the dummy had to do was put it flat on the ground and slide it....he's just dumb as the rest of the family..'momoz on vavcation' waiting for a disaster to happen or provoke...
Instead of running out for helping this poor guy, almost everybody have become an asshole who just laugh and having fun with it. We have lost our hearts.
We really don't need a "no one is harmed", "don't try this at home" on EVERY FREAKING CLIP. If you feel you MUST put a disclaimer on the video at all (why??), just put one at the beginning of the video. I stopped watching this halfway through because I was tired of the stupid disclaimers.
TH-cam forces them to put those annoying disclaimers in or TH-cam demonitizes the video or takes it down. Be annoyed with TH-cam Guidelines. There's nothing the content creators can do.
Agreed it is quite annoying and actually detracts from the enjoyment I get out of these videos because it just continually jars me out of the humourous immersion of watching.
I predict that in a year’s time every Fail Army video will consist of a completely blurred screen with the words ‘No one was harmed’ and ‘Don’t try this at home’ permanently on display throughout the entire video.
This "no one was harmed" bullshit ruins the fun completely for me 😐. Let them put out a single goddamn disclaimer at the beginning or at the end! *No one was harmed while typing this desperate comment*
that's USA bro, ppl are insanely lazy and ignorant there, can't make themselves food, can't fix or make stuff themselves, don't even have basic tools at home. God they can't even assemble IKEA shit and have an app to hire ppl for that LOL.
Even though you have absolutely no way of verifying if anybody was harmed in this videos, I appreciate you taking the time to write that they weren’t to make us all feel better watching
I like how they put *No one was harmed* but most these people are like "sssssssssss......ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" like Peter Griffen when he fell and scraped his knee lol
That guy who got his finger stuck in the beer bottle must’ve drank the whole thing already and it just went from there But the ring part tho 💍🩸 hell no
"I just love how Blake gets stuck." Not "got", "gets". This is not the first time...its apparently a regular event.
🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Basket Blake.
"no one was harmed" that dude who crashed his bike into that car looked pretty harmed to me lol
He only lost one shoe,he's good 👍
They have to write all of that for TH-cam otherwise videos wouldn't be monetized because well modern youtube
Nope. Just shook.
@@gogogadgetgore 🤣
Was going to say the same.. dude I've broken my wrist ... no one was harmed. Huh???
“Don’t try this at home”. Sure man, I don’t have a whole skatepark at home to try this even if I wanted to.
You don't? What are you? Homeless? Get out there and get you a whole skatepark like everybody else.
🤣
@@shishinonaito gotta work harder 😂
Pfff! Peasants these days!
Failarmy are determined to make the subtitles more and more annoying
“My butt broke the chair.”
“Dads heavy”
That got me Rolling 😂
Kids are savage and have zero chill, that's all anyone needs to know.
his acknowledgement at the end was pretty funny to
Yeah, ....Daddy is a lard-arse!
Those chairs are completely garbage. Never seen anyone sit in one without it turning out bad.
@@denisebenedict6102 frrr
I'm surprised that Horse didn't freak out with a human clinging on to her face 😂 she just stood there 😭🤣
the horse is probably just thinking god damn it not again..
@@johntowers1213 More like:Heelllp iam blind!:)
Ahahahahaahha it is soo funny:):)
she was more scared she would feel more pain than nessessary from the bit. That thing is no joke, and you can't really ride without it wich is very telling
if i was that girl i'd be like "stop laughing and help me before i break my fucking neck!"
The pool getting mixed with the flood was pretty damn cool i must say.
Poor Blake. He'll forever be the talk of the police station.
Remember this guy, who got stuck in the basket 20 jears ago? That was so freaking awesome! 😅
Those were firefighters 😛
@@LHyoutube 1 was a cop the other was a firefighter
@@1WheelUp so he will be the talk of the police station AND the fire station. Poor guy 😆
@@henrlima87 🤣
I’m sorry if your legal team is forcing you to write “no one was harmed” and “don’t try this at home” but we survived decades of fail videos without needing reassurance and warning.
It's because you know someone will try it after seeing it here
Well, you survived Kaptain.
But how many kids got "accidentaly" shot by police, because their parents called the cops to free them out of a lamp shade?
The answer is five.
@@torstenwehnert8549 Uhhh, that disclaimer wasn't for calling the police.
@@torstenwehnert8549 ha ha
@@Pr0phetless if they are that dumb then they will still try it.
The last clip. The EMT's "we will have to cut the arm off just above the elbow"
Exactly! I wouldn't want that piece of Art destroyed!!!
"They'll grow back, right?" Homer Simpson when he gets both arms stuck in two vending machines.
Ahahahahaha yes:)
@@nickh5081 Homer, you're not just holding on to the can, are you?
@@genghiscan2918 "Your point being?"
I love the "No one was harmed" inserts on videos where clearly someone had to be harmed. 🤣
Translation: Quit reporting our videos! 😜
They all had at least bruised egos
Gotta love the confidence of the dude trying to hold the tree he just cut down.
That how you die real quick
😂😂
That is not what confidence looks like.
It was stuck in the branches of the other tree.
Yes, whether he was trying to push the tree or whatever he thought, it was inane! Next time PLAN AHEAD! Trees are HEAVY!
That last one....I can't believe they had to call emergency responders just to cut some thin ass wired!! 🙄
Yeah, it also seemed like it could be just dragged off him by someone else, talk about wasting their time.
They have them on speed dial for this kid...
Yes, I searched for this comment.
they voted biden 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@daviddavidsonn3578 Nah
I feel sorry for the Woman falling, but it's just the Dog's reaction that gets me! 😂
Why?Its was fun:)
I fell almost the same way she did a few days ago,😅 stepped on a goddamn pine cone and it rolled, twisting my ankle.
I've never fallen so fast and hard!
I am just aching all over.
Didn't break anything thankfully and I'm not as big as her.
She would have felt that for days!
The dog...😂😂😂
I was glad the dog wasn't under her when she fell...💀
@@raymondharris6599 Yeah:):)
You would be horrified by how many tiny dogs are crushed by falling fat objects.
Man that FPV shot down the stack at 7:15 was freaking insane!!! So much props to whoever just sent it like that ! That was wild as hell...
I think that thing went to a wormhole or something :D
2:17 “don’t try this at home” yea sure like everyone has a whole wrestling ring at their house💀
And one of those giant fairground tumbling things.
You don't? Wow you're poor
I do
@@imalwaysright You are crazy
If you had to call the police to get your guy out of a basket, then you need to meet more country folk in your life.
Fail army: *no one was harmed*
Everyone: *everyone was harmed*
I can see Bones, but no one was harmed! 🙂
He just have some editing problems seriously why is that annoying text in most of clips???
No one but everyone was harmed
HAHAHA
@@joe125ful I feel like they recently started adding those at a greater rate than before. Not too sure why but yeah it does get annoying
2:21 Luckiest man alive. A truck smashing into him on the highway and barely got jostled. Wow!
maybe just keep the "no one was harmed" and "don't try this at home" on throughout lol
But what if someone was harmed or they want you to try this at home?
agreed, put it on once at the beginning if you must
they all were harmed
No one was harmed ...
... well, maybe this guy limping was a little harmed.
Oh as if disclaimers gonna do shit...😁
2:46 i love how his helmet flew out from his head and he fell but still no one got harmed.
I saw that "no one was harmed" so decided to try all of these at home.
No! DON*T try it at home.
Go to your friend's place, and try it there.
Much safer.
The dog and woman that fell into those trashcans (separately) didn't have "no one was harmed" on them. The lack of captioning suggests that both were most definitely harmed.
Can you point out which part of the trashcan harmed you?
Genuinely surprised they needed to call emergency services to get that kid out, it was literally hanging off him. One pull with his arms in the right position and he would have been free.
Me: Oh, wow, they definitely got hurt. Probably had to go to the hospital.
Video: “No one was harmed.”
Me: Oh, guess I was wrong.
Been in those pile-ups on moto-cross... Long as you're in good gear, and most of the time it's mandatory to compete (league rules) yeah, a little chaffing and bruise is about the worst of it... Once in a while, it can get bad, but it's pretty rare. ;o)
It's a lie; of course they were harmed. Trust your common sense.
5:15 White dog be like "How did you fetch such a big stick???"
“Daddy’s heavy!”
“Yeah”
7:00 Dogs die when their head gets stuck in a chip bag.
At 3:50 my reaction was like bro that's why you don't eat Macdonald every day
Did you all see what actually happened at 2:43? The batter hit the ball and his bat broke in half. The top half of the bat hit the pitcher in the head.
Victor always good to see you my friend, keep making and throwing those ‘Rangs
@@dannywayne311 Back at you Danny
The lady shooting the plastic toy arrow in her own face got me. I had to pause the video so I could finish laughing.
I know! It was like looking in the barrel of a gun that misfired and "bang!" but with a bow and arrow. I didn't think it could be done! 😃
There was no "no one was harmed" caption. She was harmed to deth. I can't even.
Finish laughing! 🤣
@@livinginvancouverbc2247 ....lol
5:44 got me killing cuz of the laughter 😂😂😂
That dog didn't flinch at the falling tree. It just stood there as the tree fell on it. Both cool and kinda creepy.
I think he was elderly lol
He was so slow and non-reactive
The dog simply had the gift of clairvoyance and knew that nothing was threatening her. This dog is a genius.😄
@@cinemartin3530 he calculated the trajectory of every branch of the tree and knew he was safe in that spot, and then slowly came out of the tree wagging his tail.
@@juliantherockjohnson7470 I think it was more like it was too dumb to realise that there was any danger and the tree didn't manage to hurt it.
@@yukononun oh my god! Bro! You got to call the police immediately! Somebody stole your sense of humor.
The woman yelling " SHADOW!!!!" then jumped onto the floor. I almost died.
0:16 "SHADOOWWW"!! "AAAHH" Glass and bones and VR breaking, all hell broken loose! 🤣🤣🤣
A sibling being honest that he loves seeing his brother get stuck 🤣🤣🤣
That last kid, what a dork lol. Also would it be possible to put a notice at the beginning of the video that "no one or animal was harmed* as opposed to being in every clip?
What a horrible mama he has, filming that after all
@@nezziaktm9922 When i was there i do same...
He just stuck in dumb way and not getting hurt,so no need to rush things,just enjoy his pain:)
@@nezziaktm9922 the kids wasn't in danger & was laughing himself and no doubt it was because he knew he did something stupid. And now the mom can use the video as either leverage or as a reminder of what happens when you try to be funny but don't think it through!
Since someone needs to comment with something that has to do with the statement above about the "no one was harmed" notice, they are not posted on every clip, and sometimes they are posted when it is explicitly evident that someone had definitely been harmed, such as in the clip of the motorcyclist running into the side of the car and flipping onto the top of the car.
@@jacklow9611 who cares? They wouldn't be posting the video if the person died or got paralyzed.
I feel bad for the dude who said, "I think I broke my wrist" after he fell (the "we'll get mcdonalds if you do it" clip). That hurts like hell
Well, obviously they had to go to the ER, so no McDonalds.
try a fractured sternum (breastbone)
STOP SAYING NO ONE WAS HARMED. WE WANT TO SEE PEOPLE GETTING HARMED
Video: Shows a leaf gently drifting to the ground. In the distance, the sound of the wind sighing gently in the trees.
FailArmy video editors: NO ONE WAS HARMED!!!!!!!!
Annoying af.
That horse is so tolerant. The rider should’ve got off sooner, but amazing ride!
When that lady fell the dog was outta there, like nope I’m ‘not’ giving you a soft landing 🤣
"the boy in the basket" sounds like a TV movie about an abandoned baby. Anyhow it as my fave one on here 😂
2:51 is a perfect example of one of the things that’s wrong in society today. Instead of getting out to help the man they just record it with their camera and laugh at them.
Why help them, it's fascinating to watch stupidity played out.
@@teaandmedals How about having empathy and compassion? Or is that too much effort for you?
I too felt annoyed that they sat there laughing and filming instead of helping, geeez what a heroes. I can't say that's what's wrong with society.
I remember when common sense was an apreciated trait. Now when people are idiots, other people feel sorry for them. Not only did that guy likely have the mental capacity to hold the board in a way that it would less likely be blown a soon as the wind began to pick up but they should have known the weather at that time could change at short notice.
There's feeling empathy for people who have been it situations that they couldn't avoid or where genuinely hard to predict but in situations like this, getting out and helping would be a pretty silly thing to do, you'd just have a few more people covered in sand.
If they where in danger of loosing their life then helping would be the right thing to do however that isn't the case here.
We all make dumb decisions from time to time, it's better to get mocked and not make it again rather than expecting people to cry on your behalf over it.
I wouldn't upload the video to the internet for the public to see but this one already has been so it's open to opinion.
Instead of putting a disclaimer on literally every video saying nobody was injured just put it at the beginning of the video
Poor Blake, the real fail was mom being unable to resolve that simple problem without police assistance.
3:40. Loved how the dog stayed to help. 🤣
"Bitch almost fell on me."
@@pendejo6466
He would have been instantly pancaked.
wouldn't be the first dog that dies because one of those 'healthy' humans fell on them
Little dog is reacting like a cat
Wtf did she trip on?
7:07 I'd like to see those guys laughing with a bag over their heads slowly running out of oxygen and see how funny they find that .
Yeah that clip really angered me. The dog is running around thinking help me humans and the humans are just laughing at him 😕
4:13 I don't consider that a fail by any stretch of the imagination. Think about the odds of having a wheel come flying through a door that was ajar just enough for the wheel to enter the room without touching it, then for that wheel to do no damage after bouncing around. I say that was the win of the year for those folks.
Yeah, FailArmy like to keep us on our toes by every compilation always including about two or three videos that aren't even remotely fails. Because, hey, clearly we like feeling mildly frustrated at unpredictable times! 😂
It was a fail as far as the vehicle the wheel had been attached to is concerned. In engineering terms, failure is when something breaks.
And, "No one (really) was harmed "👍
Kid: “Daddy’s heavy!”
Dad: “Yeah” 🙁
I thought the last clip was a pretend clip until the cops showed up 😂
@3:48 *Dog was like: nope I ain't got nothing to do with this fatty!* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dad "My butt broke the chair"
Kid: "Daddys heavy"
The 'joys' of fatherhood
Yep, ....Daddy's a lard-arse!
1:47 Wow that was cool watching the pool water mix with the flood water! 🧐
0:31 - Just lucky she didn't win a gun at the arcade instead! 😂
Now we know what really happened to king Harold on the Bayeux tapestry.
That was totally hilarious!! 😂
The girl with toy bow and arrow fail was my fav.. Lol
😂✌️
*Someone clearly gets harmed*
FailArmy: 👁👄👁.... *No one was harmed*
Its just scratch*
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👁️ 👁️
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👁️ 👁️
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👅 😄😄😄
Finally a new video from NoOneWasHarmedArmy!
I am left confused after watching these clips.
Was anybody hurt and should I try these at home?
Paramedics say do this at home, they like job security. They don't like dealing with drunks, so do it sober.
0:08 I can't ever get over these captions, who is transcribing these videos?? They are always so off lol. He clearly said "mooommmm!" not "no" lol
I took a drink every time "no one was harmed" was a lie and now I am very drunk
no was harmed one
2:44 "No One Was Harmed"
*Tell That To The Pitcher*
4:24 would've done exactly the same if someone threatened me to take me to McDonalds
That's just you.
threatened me to take me to McDonalds😬🤣🙋♂😁✌😎
Hello
Hello
"Threatened" lmao. Maybe just say "no"?
3:43 dog: "OMG that thing gonna crush me, I'm outa here"
There is no way someone wasn’t hurt in that motor-cross clip. Was the fire department really needed to get that off him? He could’ve taken his hat off, slid his head out then moved his arms
Some butter or Vaseline would have surely done the trick.
Just a reminder: it's maybe fun to see an animal with a bag on it head but remember they are breathing like us and you don't want to have a bag for too long on your head. So please, don't do it.
Hero
Exactly.
Dogs have died like this and the owners standing there just laughing... 😑
Wow soooo many people could've helped that guy with his board against the wind... dafuq is wrong with people?
all the dummy had to do was put it flat on the ground and slide it....he's just dumb as the rest of the family..'momoz on vavcation' waiting for a disaster to happen or provoke...
Because not helping and making fun of it gets clicks and audience nowadays.
How do you keep saying “No one was harmed?” You don’t know that- the pitcher taking a broken bat to the head was injured, we just watched it!
3:40 that dog is like there's no way in hell she's falling on me I'm outttttt 😂
Instead of running out for helping this poor guy, almost everybody have become an asshole who just laugh and having fun with it. We have lost our hearts.
We really don't need a "no one is harmed", "don't try this at home" on EVERY FREAKING CLIP. If you feel you MUST put a disclaimer on the video at all (why??), just put one at the beginning of the video. I stopped watching this halfway through because I was tired of the stupid disclaimers.
Disclaimers aren't bad per se, but i agree, just put one big disclaimer for a few seconds at the beginning and not on every clip...
So you missed the last one?
TH-cam forces them to put those annoying disclaimers in or TH-cam demonitizes the video or takes it down.
Be annoyed with TH-cam Guidelines.
There's nothing the content creators can do.
Well i am not watching this anymore cause its just annoying as hell.
Agreed it is quite annoying and actually detracts from the enjoyment I get out of these videos because it just continually jars me out of the humourous immersion of watching.
The dog running from Falling Fatty at 3:44 is priceless.
falling from a handstand pushup attempt is not a fail. practice makes perfect. he's already in the 1% of the 1%
Guy slams his bike and flips over the car, struggles to get up.
Fail Army: "No one was harmed" lol
5:10 that dog really just accepted its fate
1:12 the pupper did in fact understand the assignment
I predict that in a year’s time every Fail Army video will consist of a completely blurred screen with the words ‘No one was harmed’ and ‘Don’t try this at home’ permanently on display throughout the entire video.
"Daddy's heavy."
"Yeah"
🤣🤣🤣
3:40 That dog has impeccable self-preservation instincts.
the toy guy brought tears to my eyes, really cute funny clip. cheers
Nice video😅
Guy falls into a wood chipper : FailArmy- No one was harmed .... 🤣🤣🤣
And here we see a swimming pool slowly blend back in to its natural habitat as the chocolatey flood waters entice it back into the wild.
Holy crap, that is poetic! 😲
*child gets obliterated by a wrecking ball*
Fail army: no one was harmed
5:10 - Well, I guess we just learned that dog had a minimum reaction of greater than four seconds! 😂
You can't just say "No one was harmed" when people were clearly harmed.
5:26 this dude is ready to blame somebody and snitch. Didn't even see what happen.
Yes he saw it.
The guy pulled the mirror.
I'm in a alternate reality foreal, smh
04:25
Dude: "I think I broke my wrist"
Video: "....."
Me: expecting "No one was harmed"
At 3:17 I wonder why he didn't get the surf board on the flat ground and just kneel on it?!
@3:45 that poor dog is going to need a shrink after running for his life, as the brick wall collapsed! lol.
This "no one was harmed" bullshit ruins the fun completely for me 😐. Let them put out a single goddamn disclaimer at the beginning or at the end!
*No one was harmed while typing this desperate comment*
The last one was funny, but they called emergency to get out of wire ? Are they all weak ?
that's USA bro, ppl are insanely lazy and ignorant there, can't make themselves food, can't fix or make stuff themselves, don't even have basic tools at home. God they can't even assemble IKEA shit and have an app to hire ppl for that LOL.
My thoughts exactly.
The guy literally busted his head.
Fail Army: No one was harmed. 😂😂😂
7:15 what an epic flight even if he got stuck that was crazy he perfectly flew into that pipe. I don’t what what else he expected to happen though.
I dont know why he had to descend so fast. Maybe slower would be better. But maybe lost signal in there anyway.
Epic indeed
I just love how Blake gets stuck 😆😆🔥😆
3:07 Those people in the wind storm were hilarious. People in the car all safe just watching and laughing. 😂😂
Fails are funny, lack of empathy isn't.
That surf board said FREEDOM!!!!😂😂😂
Even though you have absolutely no way of verifying if anybody was harmed in this videos, I appreciate you taking the time to write that they weren’t to make us all feel better watching
The amount of "no one was harmed" on clips where that is an absolute lie. 😂😂😂😂
Fun fact, putting " no one was harmed" even when you can see dude has a bent arm magically makes it not so.
I like how they put *No one was harmed* but most these people are like "sssssssssss......ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" like Peter Griffen when he fell and scraped his knee lol
That guy who got his finger stuck in the beer bottle must’ve drank the whole thing already and it just went from there
But the ring part tho 💍🩸 hell no