I Bought Soulja Boy's Terrible Game Console

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  • @carlosc1778
    @carlosc1778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    I'm starting to think that maybe this product was a scam

    • @ChaBoiNeil
      @ChaBoiNeil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Really? Hmmm...

    • @dapurd
      @dapurd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe

    • @7ylerD
      @7ylerD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, they didn’t say “Mario” too much, so it’s probably OK.

    • @neeshpines5108
      @neeshpines5108 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No shit

  • @winstonsmithsneighbor7604
    @winstonsmithsneighbor7604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    If we can't trust a product promoted by soljaboi, how do we keep living.

    • @aminahamalek633
      @aminahamalek633 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just like when he didnt 👍

    • @p.chuckmoralesesquire3965
      @p.chuckmoralesesquire3965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's such an entrepreneur, in your face Sony and Microsoft.

    • @meowcat9636
      @meowcat9636 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you can't go to belle noches. ..

  • @justsignmeup911
    @justsignmeup911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    That Mega Man 3 stage select glitch is in the original. The most recent official collection has it too.
    A lot of the titles are removed because they are trademarked, and unlike with copyright, companies are required to go after trademark infringement or they could lose their trademarks.

    • @vito
      @vito  5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      interesting! I didn't realize that bug was original

    • @KamenRiderGumo
      @KamenRiderGumo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah. My original NES cartridge has that, but it also has a weird thing where the obstacles in Spark Man's stage that periodically fire lightning between them will glitch out and transform into a jumbled mess when you go between them (the sprites themselves actually disappear and a glitched texture appears exactly between them and it acts as though the lightning is on at all times, so you can't avoid taking the hit). Also, the Hammer Joe in the beginning of the Hard Man stage constantly flashes, never opens his visor and never throws his ball-and-chain, so to get past him you have to just run through and tank the hit. it is annoying, to say the least.

  • @dorianperry2297
    @dorianperry2297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    Thank you for your sacrifice. More braver than the marines.

    • @atibatolbert
      @atibatolbert 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he just braver.

    • @vito
      @vito  5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm just hqppy to serve you fine people

    • @honestcomment862
      @honestcomment862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In true honor *AMERICA, AMERICA*

    • @timewarpdrive77
      @timewarpdrive77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "more braver"

    • @ked4
      @ked4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *grammar 100*

  • @makani9004
    @makani9004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I need a Soulja Boy handheld and about 5 grams of mushrooms.

    • @SkorMedia
      @SkorMedia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Makani - that would be one hell of a time, holy shit

    • @TheBokkelul
      @TheBokkelul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You need about 15 grams of dried mushrooms & don't bother with the handheld, unless you're talking about someone to hold your hand.

  • @OurWoRLd319
    @OurWoRLd319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I'm frankly amazed it even turns on.

  • @luakkun318
    @luakkun318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love how the Alice Copper game still had the Mario music in the background, A for effort 👏👏👏

  • @GenophefeElisabeth
    @GenophefeElisabeth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Inb4 Quinton calls Vito a racist

  • @7ylerD
    @7ylerD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Soulja Boy is truly a visionary. Did you see that Harry Potter game? Or Plumber in Space? Masterful...

  • @ricoanderson6626
    @ricoanderson6626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    All these Mario's, but not the most critically acclaimed mario sequel ever?
    WHERES MARIO 7

    • @AngryRamboShow
      @AngryRamboShow 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It brings a tear to my eye when I remember running home after school to play the NES' greatest _game,_ MARIO 7. I feel like I've been hustled or something from dear old Soulja Boy.

    • @ricoanderson6626
      @ricoanderson6626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AngryRamboShow
      Only Soulja boy could hate Grand Dad

  • @maxsilbert
    @maxsilbert 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Thank you Vito for exposing Soulja Boy for who he really is: an inspiring business man and autor

    • @mcsneezydeluxe8654
      @mcsneezydeluxe8654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      max silbert sorry I think you spelled thief wrong

  • @robotjox77
    @robotjox77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Plumber 16 is a bona fide classic everyone loves and remembers.

  • @CountDogula7
    @CountDogula7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I kinda want this just for the Alice cooper game

  • @danielhiguita5511
    @danielhiguita5511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Nintendo: Soulja Boy, your debt can not be paid with money!
    Nintendo: ORA, ORA, ORA,ORA, ORA, ORA,ORA, ORA, ORA,ORA, ORA, ORA,ORA, ORA, ORA,ORA, ORA, ORA,ORA, ORA, ORA,ORA, ORA, ORA,ORA, ORA, ORA,ORA, ORA, ORA,ORA, ORA, ORA,ORA, ORA, ORA,ORA, ORA, ORA,ORA!.
    Soulja Boy: Waah!

  • @Wargoat6
    @Wargoat6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    ad slogan: "It's just Mario."

  • @scarffoxandfriends9401
    @scarffoxandfriends9401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The animal game was War, that card game where you place cards and highest card wins. And if it the same you place down two or three and flip another and winner wins all. They change it to if it's the same you just place another and winner wins all. And if that's the same you place a 3rd and winner wins all.

  • @TwinAquarius484
    @TwinAquarius484 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I just thought about it, these little consoles could work if they put a bunch of indie games instead of Chinese knockoffs.

    • @superscatboy
      @superscatboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There aren't too many indie games being made for the famiclone though. They'd need to put significantly better hardware in the device to run anything notable.

    • @firefang225
      @firefang225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They already tried that, it's called the Ouya, and it fuckin flopped my dude

    • @AngryRamboShow
      @AngryRamboShow 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Na, they just need to do a PSP/Vita or Switch style shell, with a phablet sized screen and a Raspberry Pi 3 A+, with a 32gb micro sd card and a fresh image of Raspian/RetroPie setup on it.
      These glorifed street urchans get away with this sort of stuff because the average consumer is a grade A+ lemming moron. Observe the fact that Bebe Boy is a rich and famous celebrity. Muh multiculti paradise n sheeeeit. Wite peepeel o dey monay 2 a reel nigga sheeeeeeeit. And if we got some bitching and complaining to do about it, thin we wuz raysist n sheeeeit, mang.

  • @honestcomment862
    @honestcomment862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I LOVE IT, AWESOME AUDIO, GREAT GRAPHICS, AWESOME SOUNDTRACKS ESPECIALLY THIS ONE 13:54 TRULY 10 OUT OF 10 I CANNOT WAIT TO GET MY HANDS ON THIS. : )

  • @mursie100
    @mursie100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Those games is like when you're writing an essay and have to reach the character limit.

  • @thewhitemonkey64
    @thewhitemonkey64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Absolutely hysterical. Fantastic video, reminds me of when JonTron would play past the first two levels of a game to make content on it.
    Made me burst a fuckin gut with “Why did you call? No wonder you’re a stripper!”

    • @vito
      @vito  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha thanks man

  • @itsmytoast666
    @itsmytoast666 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lots of laughs. Glad TH-cam randomly showed me this as THE video to watch on Vito's page.

  • @EustaceHotef6397
    @EustaceHotef6397 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:00 - "This is definitely a legit Mario title created by the master Shigeru MiyamotOH MY GOD!"

  • @Crick1952
    @Crick1952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lmfao! Super Alice Cooper 😂

  • @ethantaylor9613
    @ethantaylor9613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I surprised Grand Dad did not make an appearance.

  • @dachemist88
    @dachemist88 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    13:53 that music almost liquefied my brain.

  • @jonathonthomits1322
    @jonathonthomits1322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I want to buy this only so I can be apart of the inevitable lawsuit

  • @pumafume
    @pumafume 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is hilarious... I'm so happy this console exists.

  • @ryangunwitch-black
    @ryangunwitch-black 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't know who you are or why you like Soulja Boy or why TH-cam thought I should watch your video but I've spit out my coffee 6 times and my stomach hurts from laughing. Thanks.

  • @SkorMedia
    @SkorMedia 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for taking it for the team, Vito. Ive honestly been waiting for a review of this shit

  • @PJKP82
    @PJKP82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Angry Video Game Nerd has really let himself go.

  • @FratFerno
    @FratFerno 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude, wait until this happens to the N64. I'm gonna be jamming until the apocalypse shuts off my power.

  • @FratFerno
    @FratFerno 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    These things are everywhere now. I saw an ad for one and saw one for sale at my local Christmas fair. Apparently, the patent for the NES hardware ran out, so here we are!

  • @clarkie5
    @clarkie5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm colorblind, and super plumber looks fine to me.

  • @neowilliams
    @neowilliams 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg at 0:40 when you started doing that my cat freaked out like "What the fuck!?" And i've been listening to your stuff with her sitting in my lap for a good hour so far XD

  • @ShibaGoFast
    @ShibaGoFast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Something tells me that Vito isn't a real Souljahead...

  • @donatodiniccolodibettobardi842
    @donatodiniccolodibettobardi842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Those are all Mario games of my childhood!
    Numbers are all wrong, though.
    Chinese division of Nintendo was very big and productive on bootlegs.

  • @KevinFrost
    @KevinFrost 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was better than I expected. Thanks for recommending it, TH-cam!

  • @LameGenie
    @LameGenie 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Action 500 is sick, did you ever end up beating Making Love?

  • @moishtar
    @moishtar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I dont know why.. of all the videos i could be watching.. about any video game out there... THESE?? THESE ARE THE GAMES I WANT TO WATCH A VIDEO ABOUT?? whats weird is.... Yeah.

  • @limbolord6342
    @limbolord6342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    It’s 6:12 AM, chill

  • @flyingninja1234
    @flyingninja1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Didn't you know? Plumber 3 received Game of the Year last year! Geoff Keighley confirmed it! True story!!!

  • @janmaytorio4925
    @janmaytorio4925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We're da hell is 7 grand dad

  • @letmepreachhisname2184
    @letmepreachhisname2184 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    _"You did it, Vito. You are one with the cosmos."_
    - _Bootleg Michael Jackson_

  • @crazziemonkke
    @crazziemonkke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "oh no, it's chinese grandma game"

  • @EezeeGroover
    @EezeeGroover 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    @ 3:26 that's the Jackie Chan game. I remember loving that. They modded it with Mario's head over Jackie's.
    EDIT: the name is Jackie Chan's Action Kung Fu.

    • @vito
      @vito  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah it's real fun

  • @daquanbeamon2635
    @daquanbeamon2635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can’t lie. For the right price I would still buy this shit lol

  • @RossieMarrie
    @RossieMarrie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for offering yourself as tribute

  • @Drain_Life_Archive
    @Drain_Life_Archive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We need AVGN to do a review where he plays every single game, action 52 style.

  • @wussupitsmeyaboi1210
    @wussupitsmeyaboi1210 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just realized this is basically action 52 but this has more games and more Mario than space shooters

  • @MagicBiber
    @MagicBiber 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:37 W. Germany? If that is supposed to mean "West Germany", I swear to fucking god! How old is this game?!?!

  • @sIeeperagent
    @sIeeperagent 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    14:48 Vito isn't it obvious that everytime you make love there has to be tanks involved.

  • @HoovyTube
    @HoovyTube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Best channel

  • @Masterpg2007
    @Masterpg2007 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really wanted you to snap the console in half at the end.

  • @JoeNeutrino
    @JoeNeutrino 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was far worse and far funnier than I had expected.

  • @aferraro92
    @aferraro92 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I nearly died laughing when the swimmer guy drowned 😂😂😂

  • @JasonLihani
    @JasonLihani 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I need a full LP of Plumber 10: Super Bros: Kung Fu Mari

  • @DangStank
    @DangStank 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    OH MY GOD!
    They rom hacked circus Charlie!

  • @GuyFry
    @GuyFry 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    13:54 This is how bs creepy pastas start.. Rom hack handheld, promises "endless fun" (for Just $100), you listen to the hack harry potter music and Zap... You are now inside the handheld for eternity.

  • @TheG_Boy
    @TheG_Boy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Legit had a dream last night where SouljaBoy gave me his phone

  • @seany.7283
    @seany.7283 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I found a couple of these on sale at the tech market in China. They go for about 15 bucks. They also have a version with only 150 games for 5 bucks

  • @itsmytoast666
    @itsmytoast666 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wtf?! I don't remember this video AT ALL. I've been following the channel for something like 5 years... Huh?!

  • @HiroProtaganist
    @HiroProtaganist 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy shit the guy drowning in the swimming game. My sides.

  • @Twiztaphate
    @Twiztaphate 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pretty sure Dino-Mario was a re-skinned "Bonks Adventure"

    • @vito
      @vito  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it's actually Joe & Mac, not sure

  • @williamwood4945
    @williamwood4945 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:42
    Is that the flipnote hatena frog?

  • @IsakIzzy
    @IsakIzzy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Best.Console.EVER!!

  • @blacklotus561
    @blacklotus561 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:50 "What if it was puuuurpleeeee?"

  • @johnnylawless3172
    @johnnylawless3172 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    U can tell a tremendous amount of effort was put into this project

  • @zhargidabeoulve
    @zhargidabeoulve 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Streets of Rage was tight. You could use Police Car materia.

  • @Jamesthefrog
    @Jamesthefrog 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel like the Angry Video Game Nerd should make a video on this console.

  • @matthewsartin7265
    @matthewsartin7265 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This has got to be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on the internet

  • @theoriginalfat
    @theoriginalfat 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude, I am a new subscriber from Costa Rica... I love your content :D

    • @vito
      @vito  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks!

  • @thefbi1947
    @thefbi1947 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mr. Vito....please have a seat. We need to have a little chat.

  • @aidanjulian
    @aidanjulian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why did I get an ad about frozen food porn

  • @cristianbautista9422
    @cristianbautista9422 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    LMAOOO i died at “Okay this is plumber 14”

  • @Thato
    @Thato 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video is so entertaining I watch it to calm me down.

  • @johnsmith-fe1mz
    @johnsmith-fe1mz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    those fake mario goombas at 10:29 look like objects in a games files with missing textures

  • @hYBRYDcOBRA
    @hYBRYDcOBRA 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Streets of Rage hat is dope af

  • @Divinetragedy420
    @Divinetragedy420 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro , this whole video has me crying i'm laughing so hard. Fuckin awesome video

  • @MasterCrumble
    @MasterCrumble 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    But wait, this is just a gameboy with shitty rom hacks! What about the main course, that has PS1 titles and all that? Vito, this needs further videos. :P

  • @cinemar
    @cinemar 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Plumber was my favourite game as a kid. Plumber 27 was the best!

  • @MaxwellBergen
    @MaxwellBergen 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is this the meeting for all the neck beards who live in their parents basement? I feel like im in the right spot

  • @mikecarone7320
    @mikecarone7320 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    According to Wikipedia he's only 28

  • @DJMPTV
    @DJMPTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    was harry potter shooting flying strips of bacon ?

  • @aarongreenfield9038
    @aarongreenfield9038 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Sarcasm level>>> GODLIKE!

  • @goosedubby4472
    @goosedubby4472 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂🤣, I think that Harry Potter was an old Aladdin game.

  • @cubbian
    @cubbian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    IT'S ANOTHER MARIO GAME

  • @izign2919
    @izign2919 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can't stop laughing since the first game.

  • @JMDinamitaMarquez
    @JMDinamitaMarquez 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude you are ficking hilarious. I laughed alot during this video. Subscribed bro!

    • @vito
      @vito  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha thanks man

  • @FlexRogers
    @FlexRogers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn now I want one for how comically bad/good it is hahahaha

  • @moishtar
    @moishtar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bro this was hella funny ahahahaha

  • @jesuismarx
    @jesuismarx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't stop fuckin laughing at it 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @scottstapp6763
    @scottstapp6763 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Plumbers 10 was my shit back in the day

  • @Southernstar-RINO
    @Southernstar-RINO 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I thought you got 2 so you can smash one. Hold onto it is a Collector’s item now it’s discontinued

  • @brucegottfred
    @brucegottfred 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a tease. Make us wait til the end of the video before revealing we can't buy it anymore.

  • @alexdasliebe5391
    @alexdasliebe5391 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Vito is an Idol Shisen Mahjong Stan

  • @Dushawn21
    @Dushawn21 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Where’s the link to buy this console

  • @volleyballguy1991
    @volleyballguy1991 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:15 PLOT TWIST!

  • @cheetonian
    @cheetonian 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I see you Little Nemo

  • @davidmetcalf7255
    @davidmetcalf7255 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Kung Fu Mario looks hilarious

    • @davidmetcalf7255
      @davidmetcalf7255 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You paid 100 bucks for this thing lol

  • @Monty2289
    @Monty2289 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for the sacrifice. You fucking gave this guy money. This is gonna sound unreasonable but anyone who buys his console just to make a video 'shitting on it' they take an L just like the people buying it because they actually wanted to. At least in their case they got a shitty product that they WANTED. Reviewing this thing by paying for it with your own money is stupid.