Lessons On Why Everyone In The Galaxy Terrified Even Of Human Children | Sci-Fi Story | HFY Story
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 เม.ย. 2024
- We Thought Earth Would Be Easy To Conquer Until We Landed In Desert | Sci-Fi Story | HFY Story
This story was granted permission by reddit author u/Engletroll to me to narrate and add to this TH-cam channel.
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Humans according to aliens: 💪 🫡
Humans according to humans: 🤡
To be fair. We are incredibly stupid the majority of the time.
A human read this? Good, tired or robots
@@cometasteroids7761 but when we get our shit together, the fun is over
imagine what we could do as a united species
@@vavra222 id argue thats when the fun begins
I love the fact that old lady rage over her dog is called John wick 😂😂😂😂
Didn't you know? John Wick is a verb now 🙂
They were "Wicky" Whacked.
There used to be a bar in the town of Avalon on Santa Catalina Island off the coast of Southern California. It was called the "Wicky Whack" bar and during your first visit to Avalon it was a tradition to get your "Wicky Whacked at the Wicky Whack" bar. Rag Boat Sailors are a superstitious bunch.
I know! Loved that part!
Their childhood is our boot camp lol
Looks back 40 years and remember the jungle gym/ tether ball/ doge ball
Yep, most don't realize that old childhood games were actually training; and newer ones often form a basis for more advanced skills
@@robertpopa2628 The only real difference between the childhood games we played and US Army boot camp was the "stressors", lack of sleep, drill sergeants, etc.. and "military knowledge" classes. Everything else was pretty much the same when it came down to combat and team building, up to and including weapons and explosives (more or less, we obviously didn't have assault rifles or grenades, so we used .22's and, well, we made our own IEDs). I highly doubt kids nowadays could use the local school's football and soccer yard as their personal "range" as this was back in the 80's. I do often wonder how exactly we survived childhood, but.. yay?
The part about our games training us for war is real though
I love how the writer is able to look from an alien view and make comparasions.
There are actually three demons, Fight, Mate and Eat.
Are you sure these are separate ?
@@niyablakedisturbingly no we're not
And all three fail If you are able of self control
-could you fight .../that will make a nice trinket
- I wonder how that tastes
- does it pass the "harkness test"
Hilariously accurate looking back on my life. Strategic thinking learned young in tag amd hide and seek. Sword fights. Dodge ball. Nerf wars. Laser tag. Large scale battles often with real people as team mates, coordinating attacks and defense. I've never fired a real gun but I could probably pick one up and be reasonably certain of hitting the target within a shot or two. Getting the feel for it. Our mating ritual is simple, but can take 1000 forms, adaptability is the key. And solid wingmen (squad mates). Focus on such seemingly mundane things as part if military academy training for aliens is a fascinating way to view ourselves. Really enjoyed this one. The brass had to be shitting themselves after that class.
Can we please go back to the mermaid part? Asking for a friend...
Little old lady running the alien numbers
My favorite childhood game is Midnight Dodgeball.
A large gymnasium with about 40-60 players & 100 balls of various sizes.
Also the lights are off so visibility is nonexistent & it’s a complete free’for’all.
Also, there is no time limit or score goal.
You just enjoy the chaos for as long as you can before the adults notice that you turned off the lights.
@@vaulthunterfromterra4053 So basically how to survive on a battlefield during night as blasters are fired from all sides . Yeah I cant understand why an Alien would not see that as just a game and not boot camp for super soldiers.
Look, don't even talk to me until you can dodge a wrench.
Yeah nobody wants to get John Wicked or mother bear
Yeah, I once heard a story about a pirate making a joke about eating a Xeno child & their CIVILIAN human caretaker killed him with his own teeth & beat several other pirates to death with his arms.
@@vaulthunterfromterra4053 Yup. I've heard that one as well. I think she went onto the pirate ship and kicked butt there as well.
wow this was a great take on a society of humans who have truly embraced what it means to be human and trained it further
We are a violent species and we’re proud of that! 😂😂😂
Violence isn't the answer. It's a question and the answer is YES.
Humanity #1
As Ryan Jobs (ex-Navy SEAL after an injury took out his eyes) once said (paraphrased): despite what your mama told you, violence is the answer. Just look at Iraq. What did it take to get the tribal leaders to listen? Fighting, not diplomacy.
Yes. Violence. War. Welcome to humanity. Welcome to America
Compared to other Herbivorous and omnivorous species on our planet we are rather really peaceful I mean look at chimpanzees
For the love that is all holy. DO not make the humans go john wick.
Or nobody 😊
Would have liked to see a demonstration of Mama Bear though.. or the John Wick response switch to Mama Bear mode to show them the scale difference between the two when after shooting her dog they harmed her child..
Sounds like a cool idea...
@@grogvaughan5649 I've hear HFY stories wear another killed 6 aliens and beat one to death with their own limb
@niyablake same, but not from the perspective of a xeno education/military training program.
Me & my 5 siblings had to take turns out in the yard with the tool all spring and summer 😂
That artwork sure is something. 🤣
The story was great by the way!
The AI picture at 20:37 mark is adorable. She's so enamored of him, she's holding the slice of pizza backwards.
Lol the ripped 4yr old across from the the tiger in a boxing ring ring lol. That ai def took that from eye of the tiger
This is the best story it was informative, fun, understandable, complex, it was great.
Best story
I am human, and this frightens even me
Oh i love this story 😜, not even are gravity included 😅
A fascinating episode ...
(I'll be back - for more)
who else laughed when the create of Nerf guns was mentioned 😁
So refreshing. The repetitive “other guys” are leagues behind you
0:46
Ok big big difference between marital and marshal when discussing two men.
I know, if the author only noticed that mistake before he posted..😂 I hope he takes better care next time.
And then it became Ram Ranch.
@@Engletroll I suspect it might be a translation error followed by AI shenanigans and finally an AI voice to finish the HAL sandwich...
Sioux is pronounced “Sue”.
Runs along side Enders game
brilliantly told thank you
Missing the last part .
Excellent writing. Narration is rough.
AI narrator always sux
we crave Iseki
It's just playing nothing else 😅😂
Have the d20 pencil and paper games been discontinued.
Naw, that is covered in human creativity class. But the Proffesor thought that would be to scary.
Nope d20 dice are more than 5000 years old
For the Algorithm the story and the voice 🎉
13:26 Damn right
That was fun!
Is there a sequel to this🤔🤔
The title makes a suggestion that isn't supported by the story.
The title does indeed make a suggestion that is not overtly supported by the story...at least not at first as it is being told. However, if you look at how, in the story, the several days of classes about humans various astonishing abilities (from the cadets viewpoint) leads up to the professor's final explanation using the holograms in the last couple of minutes before the class was dismissed at story's end, I imagine that while the story didn't say the words, that the cadets would have left that classroom feeling at least in a military sense, VERY fearful of humans indeed. Remember, the cadets were not human and were completely unfamiliar with what we humans think of as both common and normal. Stop and consider from the cadets perspective a minute....Humans.... beings who's childhood and growing up just learning how to BE a human is literally the equivalent to the cadet's military boot camp training. Then imagine a young grown human adding human military boot camp training on top of all that afterwards. THEN with all that, add the ability of human young adults to be able to instantly turn on the sexual charm at a moment's notice, as needed. A charm that was strong enough to literally mesmerize many of the cadets where they sat in the classroom even though the 2 humans making advances were only holograms without the effect of close intimate person to person contact, something the professor pointed out to the stunned cadets. Then add the sexual effect of human pheromones in a real-life scenario allowing a human operative to woo an unknowing and unaware graduated cadet out in public, and eventually gain enough trust to manage to get vital secret data. Combine ALL THAT with both a human's instinctive combat ability and their vast and immediate adaptive ability in various scenarios. Then, on top of ALL of THAT, add the ability of a human to instantly flip from normal to seductive wooing to intense warring, all as needed, and yeah..... I think that when the cadets left that last classroom, they would have been rather terrified to meet humans, either warrior to warrior in combat, or even in a casual public situation, fearing an unknown espionage situation and not even being aware of it. In fact, during the cold war, the Soviet Union focused on specifically training both male and female operatives as spies with specific and intense training that included weaponizing and honing the sexual talents of the trainees specifically toward spycraft, both initially out in public, and eventually in bed, to maximize their ability to target a specific political, industrial, or military person, get VERY close to them, and either use that closeness to directly obtain secret information, or else target and intentionally bond with someone like that who was married with the intent to get close, seduce, and finally sexually compromise them while being secretly filmed to create the ability to seriously blackmail them under the threat of revealing all including copies of the film to the spouse and family destroying their personal life, or publically through the media with possible professional, military, or even legal consequences. And the Soviets became quite good at this. This type of thing was what the classroom professor was warning the cadets of....and they both very much realized it, and they realized just how vulnerable they could be. I saw their terror in the form of stunned silence.
Edited for spelling
@edhenderson1655 I would say that's the essence of the story.
that is not how you pronounce Sioux
Quit whining it is AI it is just learning
it's a _GOOD STORY_ *But*
you have to get proper *pauses* in the AI narration. ....and pronunciation is an issue
the _ENDING_ of this story went off the rails and was almost unintelligible
(As interpreted by the AI narrator)
'SOMETHING' has to be done about the way the AI pauses / inflects & *emotes* English....
... it's not QUITE _'Right'_
Thank you.
He should have showed them some hentai & anime. And some pictures from e621. I think that alone would have kept them light years away from Earth.
Somebody need to write a story entitled "Rule 34 Saves Earth"
hate these ai voiced stories
What unholy amalgamation of AI tools generated this pile of typos?!
If it wasn't for the Mispronunciation by the AI voice, the vid would be more interesting 🤔
If you can't afford a Real Human narrator, then it's not all that interesting ✝️🇺🇸🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
Basically AI plagiarized Enders game. I really wish you folks would just stop . It's lazy and contrived. S instead of Bonung your Old lady. Do you have chat got write it all out then email her?
did you see the link in the video description? :) it's real amazing author writing all this stories :) not "some AI plagiarized Enders game"
It's "enders game?" Have you read the book?
Enders game only deal with the pc gaming version of it, in a military setting. You should read the book again.
All this is done by AI your not even creative. Just stop
The story too?😂😂😂😂
Stop with AI generated crap. You pawning something you did not create