Worst Surprise on a Date Ever! (Full Story) | The Josh Johnson Show Podcast

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  • @VenusxxDoom
    @VenusxxDoom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Logan's absolute joy over this story was gold while listening to the podcast I'm so glad there's a video of it now

  • @joannaa4362
    @joannaa4362 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    This guy seems so passionate it’s adorable but also it’s kinda sad

  • @deenad3562
    @deenad3562 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    *2:56** Saying I rebuke you, in that calm voice, is diabolical.* 😄

  • @PHLgrrl
    @PHLgrrl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I'm torn between wanting to call the police or wanting to go on a date with this guy myself.
    But my favorite part is the noises Logan makes as he's hearing this story. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @laurenm3148
    @laurenm3148 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    8:03 I won't spoil it in the comment but that REVEAL. That. REVEAL. YES. Same reaction as Logan. I screamed. The slow burn up to it is incredible.

    • @lexigrimhaive
      @lexigrimhaive 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      RIGHT??!! I was thinking it was going to be something gross like furry porn.
      But *that* ⁉️ NEVER!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @J3nJ3nl0llip0p
    @J3nJ3nl0llip0p ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Watching Logan crack TF up SO MUCH, wiping tears... OMG, this was a beautiful wait to start the day.
    "Mark told me a lot about you"...

  • @mr.hester5671
    @mr.hester5671 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This is the danger of telling kids they can be whatever they want in life… it’s okay to dream, but dream while you are gainfully employed or at the very least financially stable

  • @Chunstka
    @Chunstka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Dude looks soooooo different with each different style of hair every time I see him. And they are all awesome.

  • @TheRedGameboy
    @TheRedGameboy ปีที่แล้ว +45

    With each new detail, I kept saying quietly "Oh no..... NO!?"
    I'm 12min in and am genuinely concerned how much worse this will get.

    • @kellyalves756
      @kellyalves756 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      12:40 ish mark: “Just hang on, it’s about to get worse…”

  • @operationopenup
    @operationopenup ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This this started out really slow and I thought it was really boring and I actually went to sleep on it and woke up when he came back to the table with the dummy. Logan was driving me crazy because I thought his laughter was baseless but after the dummy entered the picture the whole show changed! This turned into the best interview in story told by Josh Johnson ever! In Logan just made it a joy.
    I'm absolutely glad I didn't turn it off!!!

  • @SavageGerbil
    @SavageGerbil ปีที่แล้ว +56

    If you ever doubted timing's importance in comedy, look at the position in this story where you hear "and then the food comes"
    That is a hard won story, girl has the patience of a saint. At first, I thought the staff was hooking her up. I thought they were gonna draw homeboy towards the kitchen to give her a chance to run for it

    • @Wrappedinhisglory
      @Wrappedinhisglory ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would have ran. I'm surprised she didn't 😒🫣

    • @SavageGerbil
      @SavageGerbil ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Wrappedinhisglory I know that's the smart move, but I don't know if I could resist sticking around to see how it plays out

  • @CH-eg6qw
    @CH-eg6qw ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Josh's deadpan voice talking about that fool and his "art" 🤣😭😵

  • @victorythecreator
    @victorythecreator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    OMG HE HAS A TH-cam CHANNEL! Okay lemme sit down and watch this now that I got that out.

  • @alisterfolson
    @alisterfolson ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Me: "but how was dinner though?"

  • @guidedritualtransformation2501
    @guidedritualtransformation2501 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Reminds me of a date that brought his pet monkey over and then stormed out during an argument and forgot the monkey. He had to drive back and knock on the door and say I forgot my monkey...I never saw him again.

  • @AviBel333
    @AviBel333 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The addition of "munching on a Crab Rangoon" is absolute genius.
    Imagine Mark gaining fame and fortune by manipulating the Dinner For Schmucks principle.

  • @kathrynmceachern9503
    @kathrynmceachern9503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Thank you for the new content, Josh. It is always appreciated. Your voice is so beautiful. I could listen to you speak about anything for hours!

  • @MarieAmicalola
    @MarieAmicalola ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Not a mediocre ventriloquist. Baby I was NOT ready😂

  • @melindaphillips5724
    @melindaphillips5724 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Love it when Josh turns Logan's giggle box upside down!😂😂😂❤❤❤

  • @annapintor2648
    @annapintor2648 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I fully thought he was going to be a taxidermist, but this is better 😂

  • @linaboo24
    @linaboo24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I listened to this story on Thursday and to see the facial expressions you two made is priceless.

    • @Trillora
      @Trillora 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too - I heard the whole thing but happily listened to it again so I could SEE them laughing! :D

  • @Story_and_Her
    @Story_and_Her 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    There’s just something really wholesome and creepy about this at the same time 😂

  • @tiffanyanderson9437
    @tiffanyanderson9437 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Josh, your friend deserves a full spa package… I’m going to keep watching.

  • @thatbrojj2334
    @thatbrojj2334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This is one of the best story’s i have ever heard

  • @vickialexis3307
    @vickialexis3307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Just discovered your Chanel your stories are so funny and your voice….Very soothing

  • @peggyparsons83
    @peggyparsons83 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It's the Golden BUZZER you guys!!! Lol And Logan, take a breath, you makin it hard 4 ME 2 breathe!! Lol 😂😂😂😂

  • @chillbest14
    @chillbest14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Sir..I'm black, I'm black like YOU! 😂😂😂😂😆

  • @babygorilla4233
    @babygorilla4233 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    *sometimes he doesn't know what to say* that got me its like this guy is delivering the emotional heart of a play, just at dinner.

  • @thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083
    @thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’d only heard the podcast version of this before, but just from the top few comments, I knew EXACTLY what it was 😂😂 One of my faves! So glad to have the visual aspect

  • @mimigiggles4199
    @mimigiggles4199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Surely Mark is talking to the dummy at home about how well his set went.

  • @rynnlemieux5339
    @rynnlemieux5339 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    My best friend in-law not only was a ventriloquist, he was a clown. I can't believe I still love him.

  • @tywannealdridge1258
    @tywannealdridge1258 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dyslexic Self-Made Ventriloquist!!! You’re 1 of 1!

  • @natalielawyerchick
    @natalielawyerchick 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I’m just happy it wasn’t a sex thing

  • @JeskaDax
    @JeskaDax 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This episode could reasonably be renamed, "Josh attempts to kill Logan by asphyxiation" 🤩
    Tbh he damn near killed me too!

  • @CandyLV72
    @CandyLV72 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He takes his art everywhere

  • @zenzapentacon3398
    @zenzapentacon3398 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Was not prepared for the hilarity of that dummy story.🤣I had to stop what I was doing.

  • @helenl3193
    @helenl3193 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    '... And then the dummy gives you a thumbs down.' (paraphrasing, I was laughing so hard!) OMG this was an incredible story throughout! 😂

    • @tiffanyanderson9437
      @tiffanyanderson9437 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too! I was in tears when he said “Terry Crews had to sit me down…”😂😂

  • @giancarlamacaluso
    @giancarlamacaluso ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I usually listen but watching Logan was so great!

  • @TheEFCBake
    @TheEFCBake ปีที่แล้ว +12

    logan, you’re a great guy. but let him fucking finish

  • @Lucky.Pasta1
    @Lucky.Pasta1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    😂😂😂 God bless your friend! She's a compassion and patient person. ❤ shes a good one cuz.... omg how do you even begin to respond to this Happening on a date? 😂😅😂

  • @shan0997
    @shan0997 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Allstar will forever be a part of my childhood playlist. Imo that song transcended colour amd culture lines. Thank you Steve! Rest easy friend. ❤

  • @EMNaturefarmAZ
    @EMNaturefarmAZ 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I’m rooting for this guy to go on America’s Got Talent now!

  • @Aretha1963
    @Aretha1963 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love you guys! I really needed this! I’m literally crying😅!

  • @kiki6944
    @kiki6944 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    My stomach!!!!! I could NOT stop laughing after the reveal!! 😆

  • @williamalexander7481
    @williamalexander7481 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thank you for making me laugh so much.

  • @katherinejacoby5915
    @katherinejacoby5915 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA 😂😂😂 he was Being John Malkovich IRL 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 I'm dead as Good Friday rn😵☠️😵☠️😵 I've lost a few of my 9 lives with this one🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @josephehigiator9258
    @josephehigiator9258 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I would never have guessed.😂😂😂😂

  • @furrymonkeything
    @furrymonkeything ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Food was great but the show was terrible, all vowels and spit" 😭😭

  • @Story_and_Her
    @Story_and_Her 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    That was really random I thought he was going to pull out his phone 🤦🏾‍♀️ 😂

  • @amateurflor13
    @amateurflor13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this is one of the funniest stories i've ever heard in my life😭😭

  • @deenad3562
    @deenad3562 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    *Who needs a laugh track when you got this guy? **#jeezLogan* 😂

  • @borglaura3460
    @borglaura3460 หลายเดือนก่อน

    😂❤"all vowels and spit" lol!

  • @Leaux.Behold
    @Leaux.Behold ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love Logan’s laugh! It makes everything even funnier than it already is lmao.
    Logan sounded like he was actually going to vomit from laughing so hard at a few points there

  • @MsDenise83
    @MsDenise83 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Listen, do NOT watch/listen to this while eating 😂😂😂 I can't tell you how many times I damn near choked

  • @EmmaraeEmpowered
    @EmmaraeEmpowered 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    So glad there's a video version on this lol 🤣🤣

  • @strangeannamaul
    @strangeannamaul ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There's an added layer of funny to this being a video I'm watching on TH-cam because in my suggested videos directly below this video is a Randy Feltface video.

  • @jenniferthompson9573
    @jenniferthompson9573 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I have watched it twice so far, ROTFL! 😂😂😂

  • @JennyLopez-gj5uh
    @JennyLopez-gj5uh 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Josh is so cute ❤

  • @360.Tapestry
    @360.Tapestry ปีที่แล้ว +3

    lmao that is truly horrible hahaha but you mostly just feel bad for mark. he clearly struggles socially

  • @ammieharrison
    @ammieharrison ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ok...see...if I was his friend I'd have to let him know 1. You really bad at this 2. Don't take that shit on a date. I don't date, and I know that!!
    Also, "blackface was normal..." took me the hell out 😂

  • @gidgemo1869
    @gidgemo1869 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I wanna know how the date ended! I mean, how would she even react after that?!? That story is hilarious!

  • @JacobL228
    @JacobL228 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That America's Got Talent thing where everyone just keeps saying yes to someone completely devoid of talent actually happened. It was with some fat adult man calling himself "Boy Shikira" and wearing outfits Shakira would wear, and he said it was because he's the reincarnation of Shakira (who is still alive). He was NOT a good singer, but people kept voting for him.

  • @avriluna
    @avriluna 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I am late to seeing this but I am TINGLING with laughter and ick

  • @bchearne
    @bchearne ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I snorted milk through my nose listening to this. Only it was beer, not milk

  • @alanross3674
    @alanross3674 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m so glad Josh answered my question about a second date. I would have been so frustrated not knowing!

  • @AllieAorta
    @AllieAorta หลายเดือนก่อน

    😦🫢😅 that’s a BIG NO for me 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @Barbarossa-heir
    @Barbarossa-heir ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂😂😂
    Your friend is very lucky indeed 🤣
    She has stars of a Queen that night 😂

  • @SetZek
    @SetZek 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Aye yoo! Leave my budding autistic ventriloquist alone 😂😂😂

  • @salmarobinson5861
    @salmarobinson5861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Omg, I definitely had the same reactions as Logan🤣

  • @2blazedinfl
    @2blazedinfl 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    i would love to hear this story on stage. the other guy added nothing, just messing with the timing and cackling in the mic.

  • @DashaTheDivineDivah
    @DashaTheDivineDivah 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Does anybody else think that this guy has such a great laugh?

  • @karenhaid6397
    @karenhaid6397 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best First Date Ever!

  • @Fearlessly-Kristen
    @Fearlessly-Kristen ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wouldn't been like.... CHECK!!!!

  • @BboyMrMaestro
    @BboyMrMaestro ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The kick is that the date started off pretty okay. Then just, dove off a cliff, man.

  • @1emonsqu33zy
    @1emonsqu33zy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I was watching this while eating and missed the reveal and then it was just 86 minutes of Logan laughing and me wondering what could possibly elicit that response 😂☠️

  • @damiarassam7956
    @damiarassam7956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The supporting details here is like a wormhole in outer space pulling all the planets and our socks off.

  • @alialabandi1992
    @alialabandi1992 ปีที่แล้ว

    Josh Johnson be looking like the younger version of Future, and I here for it 😂

  • @paulson6270
    @paulson6270 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Logan's laughter is awesome. Just breathe LOL. 😂😂😂

  • @ashleyvaughn5213
    @ashleyvaughn5213 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I would love to see a show with and about the guy with the van triliquist dummy. His life sounds interesting.

  • @breannawatson5859
    @breannawatson5859 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not the specific ocean! 😂😂😂

  • @Story_and_Her
    @Story_and_Her 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This should be made into a skit or a cartoon

  • @nicholasagnew2792
    @nicholasagnew2792 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is almost as funny as Norm Macdonald's ventriloquist act over the radio and the dummy is a holocaust denier.

  • @TheSongwritingCat
    @TheSongwritingCat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Now that I can see the blurry background, I understand why the cat was so terrifying for Josh.

  • @SaltHair-c5m
    @SaltHair-c5m 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Ok Josh is genuinely funny and handsome other dude is insanely annoying wtf

  • @damiarassam7956
    @damiarassam7956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    JJ has to be too good at foreplay, his punchline came at 10 minutes in. ;-)

  • @magnolia_g
    @magnolia_g ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hilarious....also sounds like one of my dates.

  • @devrasays
    @devrasays 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm just thinking, "At least he isn't a clown." But still, WOW.

  • @zakking8790
    @zakking8790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    luv ur stuff buddy

  • @DashaTheDivineDivah
    @DashaTheDivineDivah 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You should hear some of my dating Stories LOL

  • @minirth.maggie
    @minirth.maggie 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I would have died on the spot.

  • @laurenm3148
    @laurenm3148 ปีที่แล้ว

    15:27 The sound that came out of my body at "What is this?"

  • @Jajy6
    @Jajy6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lookin a lil beefy bro!
    💪🏽💯

  • @D415h4n34
    @D415h4n34 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh snap, i didnt realize this got released for the video😂 i thought it was patreon only🔥

  • @vivianidelacerda9708
    @vivianidelacerda9708 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You really made me laugh now🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @catherinetrowell3311
    @catherinetrowell3311 หลายเดือนก่อน

    how did she escape ? 🤣

  • @minirth.maggie
    @minirth.maggie 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I had a guy pull a horn of some type out of his car in front of my house and play something to impress me. I was not impressed.

  • @borglaura3460
    @borglaura3460 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "this man was licking-his-lips bad at ventriloquism"

  • @cyncmoore
    @cyncmoore 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Just found this one, dyin' ....

  • @ALP992
    @ALP992 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    ROFL LMBO!!! 🤣 😂 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @clws9673
    @clws9673 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    at the reveal, Logan and I made the same sound