@@MosquitoQuixotic now imagine if Lisa Actually Had Bad Legs wouldn't that just be Mari from Omori? It's like If My 2 Rpg Addictions Somehow ended up in the same thing
Part of me wishes brad had ALL his followers here and there were a ton of permadeath moves, but what actually happened was a lot more thematically appropriate.
@Jazzier Man could've been a cool joyless ending. perhaps the horrifying thing would be that during those jumpcuts of red between each fight, you lose some party members at random, confusing you until you see at the end of the massacre that brad's mind was too foggy to distinguish his foes from his allies, even after his effort to kick joy
Hey it's me, Brad Armstrong. You may know me from hit movie specials like "Weekend at Wally's: The Burgers Come From WHERE?!" and "The Battle with Han; A Tsunami Story" but today I'm here to turn these thirty grown men into mince meat. Now to start, you have to
Step 1: Cover your forehead in oil Step 2: light on fire Step 3: slide through them Step 4: You start to feel weird Step 5: ignore it and continue, to save your daughter Step 6: They are scared of you Step 7: Kill them all Step 8: Kill your old son in cold blood December 21st 2015: "Joy mutant" Incident
Do you think Rando's name was given by Brad when he abandoned him, as in a random person he didn't know, just like how Buzzo adopted the name from Lisa?
Man I feel bad for Daisuke. I mean the dude really did nothing wrong. Zero. He was just a dumb kid who was trying his best and got stuck in the worst possible situation in that line of work. Sucks man.
she wasn't lying, that BURNING HEADSLIDE can +FALLEN
Why did this make me laugh
Holy shit conkface
@@mrmonkey3029 X3 (bc this is a shared account)
she wasn't lying, that HOTTEST DANCE can 25489
Dawg 😭
Finding out Rando was actually that one kid Brad let into his karate class genuinely made me super sad
X2
They got a past.
The current situation makes it depressing.
Brad abandoning his adoptive son after he was mutilated to get vengeance on Brad was pretty much the final straw for me. What a dick
@@bajscast "He was fucked." -Dingaling on why Brad would do that
I love this game, what an incredible piece of Art.
@@bajscast noone said brad was a hero or a good man. Just a very broken one.
When you want a hug from your kid so bad that you defeat an entire army with no weapons, no actual strategy, and no fucking arms. King shit.
and kill your inferior adopted child in the process
Me if I were a dad
@@NotACutie Honestly, W.
I had both arms
@@REDOYSTERCULT302 *You monster.*
*"looks like these guys couldn't handle the Armstrong style"*
"Later, ni-"
Ah yes, the "Armstrong style", AKA headache master
I think the reason why this sounds so badass is because in Brad’s head, this is a last stand against a group of monsters keeping his daughter captive.
Of-course, that facade seemingly falls apart as it goes.
It didn't
Brad's not wrong though.
Group of groomers
@@Bacxabernot all of them wanted to use buddy for, unspeakable acts. Some had the same mindset as rando, protecting her from a literal monster
"I've been cooking for 35 years... Today is the day I fry."
jesse... we need to cook.
Sandy: The Painful
Patrick's Army
Ive simping for 35 years... Today is the day I stop.
Today is the day I knock.
Me when i blame the french fries:
"I've been alive for 35 years. Today is the day I die."
-Brad No Armstrong if he was still human
,
Brad Legweak
Drab Legweak
Lisa Legweak
@@MosquitoQuixotic now imagine if Lisa Actually Had Bad Legs
wouldn't that just be Mari from Omori? It's like If My 2 Rpg Addictions Somehow ended up in the same thing
Part of me wishes brad had ALL his followers here and there were a ton of permadeath moves, but what actually happened was a lot more thematically appropriate.
@Firek I saw it, it’s a mess but I love it lmao
@Firek that ending legit makes no sense lol
@Firek if that was canon lisa would be more like friendful
@Jazzier Man could've been a cool joyless ending. perhaps the horrifying thing would be that during those jumpcuts of red between each fight, you lose some party members at random, confusing you until you see at the end of the massacre that brad's mind was too foggy to distinguish his foes from his allies, even after his effort to kick joy
@@ReaverTheSurvivalist It was great, i just wish you could spare rando at hte end and have him join your party as a sort of "final member"
Oh boy what a big army I’m sure this one man with no arms will do nothing to beat them
I want to see a live action of that happening
Seeing as he can still hadouken without arms, I like to think he can make fiery constructs of his arms.
@@Bacxaber But... there is no really actual magic...
Quite cowardly of them to gang up on an *unarmed* man.
@@MessedUpBrainspike That's funny, but... Maybe they should've ganged up harder. Plus Rando on top.
a parent that cared about his kid as much as brad did but without the crazy trauma induced paranoia would be the best parent in the world
My favorite part is when Brad Armstrong said “It’s head sliding time” and head slides the entirety of the Rando army
best part of the game
*+ FALLEN*
My favourite part is when Terry said "it's hinting time!" And put his signature hints all over the place
@@terrarianrobotguy47 such a memorable phrase.
Can't forget the part where Marty said "It's life-ruinin' time!" and ruined Brad's life.
*BURNING HEAD SLIDE*
*BURNING HEAD SLIDE*
*BURNING HEAD SLIDE*
*BURNING HEAD SLIDE*
*BURNING HEAD SLIDE*
Don't forget to spam diesel firebombs too!
+fallen
It hurts ... you have to scream.
oh boy this sure is an upbeat song, i hope that the rest of the game reflects this feeling :)
yeah..
i love goodbye baby, but i'd never call it upbeat
It isn't upbeat or sad, yet it still makes me feel bad for Brad.
@@wayrrior kickass rhymes
@@wayrrior This is the only day when Brad truly lives...
The comment section has been dead for five years. Today is the day it lives
this comment has been dead for 2 years. Today is the day it lives.
This comment section has been dead for 5 days. Today is the day it lives.
This comment has been dead for 2 months. Today is the day it lives.
@@faptimoolactos7423 this reply section has been dead for a month
@@Retributionist today is the day it lives
Hey it's me, Brad Armstrong. You may know me from hit movie specials like "Weekend at Wally's: The Burgers Come From WHERE?!" and "The Battle with Han; A Tsunami Story" but today I'm here to turn these thirty grown men into mince meat. Now to start, you have to
Slide through them so hard it burns
Apply directly to the forehead
Then firmly dry
Then sprinkle in a powerful emotional blast
Step 1: Cover your forehead in oil
Step 2: light on fire
Step 3: slide through them
Step 4: You start to feel weird
Step 5: ignore it and continue, to save your daughter
Step 6: They are scared of you
Step 7: Kill them all
Step 8: Kill your old son in cold blood
December 21st 2015: "Joy mutant" Incident
You don't understand.
I've had hair for 35 years.
Today is the day i'm bald.
L + Rando soldier + Burning Head slide + Fallen
My liver every weekend
LMFAO TOTALLY
i've been alive for 35 years. . . today is the day i die.
Heart Attack +
A bit too literally
Wait, is in that orden?
Lisa: the logical
yooo I love cowboy bebop
" I've been holding it for 35 Years. Today is the day i crap."
LMAO
XD
Brad aint perfect but you cant help but root for him
To me, this kinda sounds like a funerary march, especially the drop at 0:39.
been dead for 35 seconds idk i live now or something
dead for 35 now live
Died for 35 years 2
This song… its like you have no odds of winning yet, it powers you to continue on… And that you will live.
You ever solo the strongest army in the world by head sliding and throwing a few fire bombs with no arms?
Do you think Rando's name was given by Brad when he abandoned him, as in a random person he didn't know, just like how Buzzo adopted the name from Lisa?
You don't understand. I've been cringing for 35 years. Today is the day I kek
Feels like I taped the word “epic” on a truck.
You don't understand
I've been cringe for 35 years
Today is the day I'm based.
Keyed*
@@Dr.Trench11 'teen on the 'tvbe
@@D4RKJOE14 /qa/ lost
@@Dr.Trench11 obsessed nothingburger responded in 29 minutes DNI
@@D4RKJOE14 soyjak party lost
Maybe the real Lisa the painful was the friends we made along the way
I mean
they *did* turn into xp...
ive been sigma for 35 years today is the day i fanum tax
I gooned for 35 years, today is the day I edge.
"dead I've 35 for been years."
" is live I today the day"
"35 dead have I years for been."
"The is today day live I"
🔥🔥🔥🔥✍️✍️✍️✍️
huh😢
"dead I've been for 35 years."
"the day I live is Today."
Did i do the right thing?
No, you didn't
Yes
Is there truely a right option in a land deprived of life and full chaos and mass murder due to a mad man creating a drug to create "his world"
But.... I loved you.
Just leaving this so that there 35 comments. Today is the day the comment section lives.
you ruined it
Wish there was a piano cover for this version of the song
There is, there always will be. Search it up
absolutely loved when brad said to rando "its bottle time" and bottled all over him
+Fallen
+😮 Scared
@@damnation4562 -horny
-fallen
+Crying
+burning
this is the point where Brad really becomes Mr. Failureberg
Офигенная игра не так ли?) даже в 50 лет сюда вернусь и буду слушать.
Lisa. Help.
Brad Legweak theme
it's the game file's audio sped up by 30% if you want to make your own or something
You don't understand. I've been jelqing for 35 years. This is the day I goon.
born slippy... trainspotting...
I...
i need
A friend
F-Friends...Forever...
@@El_Ranger fuck the Rangers!Box heads rules!
God I fuckin love this game
0:39 type shit
Makes everyone fall and then burns down the trying to get up people.
Just beat my joyful ending and on to painful LETS GOOOOOO!!!!!!
without arms brad was more fierce D:
b o p
Not expecting different comments from a month or so ago
lisa the painful more like lisa the doo doo haha im going to die of thyroid cancer (im joking)
Who's dead for 2024? Today is the day you live
❤❤❤
I bet buzzo couldnt defeat brad at this state
yeah I was thinking how would buzzo match up vs this brad
Asgore if the whole underground protect frisk:
Idk his spine kinda broke as soon as his ex wife slapped him with a fireball sooo
Love lisa games
Man I feel bad for Daisuke. I mean the dude really did nothing wrong. Zero. He was just a dumb kid who was trying his best and got stuck in the worst possible situation in that line of work. Sucks man.
The hell are you talking about this is lisa
BURNING HEAD SLIDE
+fallen
good morning players
Banger
YEAH BABY IM READY TO DIEEEEE❤❤😂🎉
You don't understand. I've been death for 35 years, today is the day i live
Its slide time
I am become death, creator of the thing that did exactly what it was supposed to do.
You sir.
Are bald.
Please tell me you also yelled and cried in this part... And then made also Brad crying and yelling
No.. I've been death for 35 years, Today is the day I live.
"I have been alive for 11 years, today is the day I fucking kill myself"
What the Ghost of Kyiv listens to when he battles the Russian Army
He isn't real lol
@@ApocalypseRay brad isnt real too and i felt sad for him so…
Poindexter spotted
wtf ukranian larper in MY lisa the painful ost comment section?????
@@jobelplayedminecraft3700 the *current thing* supporters know no bounds
the meaning of life
VMmm-- KEHSUE. KESHUE. KEHSUE. KEHSUE. ... ... KEHSUE.