A black angus momma tried to kill me but only broke my back. My husband had to do everything while I was recovering plus helping me with hygienic things! He was wonderful!
Had a stroke 3 years ago.She called 911 and she has taken care of me through it all since.So, I trust my wife literally with my life and I love her for it.😁🤷♂️
I have a friend that had an infection from a spider bite allegedly. She got billed $500 for ‘miscellaneous’ services. I don’t understand how the medical industry can just bill you an amount they want to, and call it miscellaneous. There should be zero charges in our healthcare called miscellaneous. That doesn’t sound very medical at all. It sounds like a business that just wants to charge you because they want to charge you. You’d think that a scientific medical facility would have eliminated charges that might be considered ambiguous. Miscellaneous charges are our Doctors charging us because they can charge us. They earned a degree that has extremely specific requirements in order to earn. I don’t think they have a curriculum that entails charging their patients paying for a miscellaneous diagnosis. Somehow that equates to charges TO us as ‘miscellaneous’ charges. I’m pretty sure they’d have failed anatomy class by just pretending that our anatomy was a changeable opinion. In the 2000. It is changeable. So far, thankfully our medical students aren’t taught that...yet.
121 people disliked this video then 121 people have no sense of humor! Bill engvall is one of thee best comedians ever to grace us in the comedy world.
I love this man. No two ways about it. 121 people are pills. And yeah, it does help to find the bright tiny light when things are not going well. Thank you, mr. engvall.
I made the mistake of taking a drink of ice water just as Bill said, "Tie it to the doorknob..." Oh, my goodness! I spewed water out of my mouth AND nose (I hadn't swallowed it yet, though?!!) onto the monitor and keyboard, sucked ice down into my lungs and had a coughing fit that a teenage toker would've been proud of! I coughed so hard I damn near peed my pants! The kicker? I'M AT WORK! Thanks, Bill. You ever tried to get water off a monitor and keyboard while having a coughing fit?! I had to pause the video cause I couldn't hear over my coughing, snorting and choking noises! Love your comedy!!!!!
That's hilarious. I laughed as hard as I did watching the video. I was already struggling to read cause of the tears, but when I got to the part about making a teenage toker proud I lost it. Thanks for the extra laugh 😂😂
I helped my husband with many things in his 20-year battle with cancer. And somehow we always found something to laugh about because that's the kind of people we were. You just have to find the humor in it all so you don't break down and cry and fall apart completely
I remember once going to my neighbor to ask for help removing a very uncomfortably large splinter. When I asked her she got a big smile on her face and her husband said "are you sure??". That came to mind when Bill said that line. 😂
Ok, now that I can catch my breath from laughing my ass off, I just wanted to say thank you Bill. I won tickets to see your in Portland Oregon in 2002 and you were at the Arlene Schnitz. My tickets included a meet and greet with you and please tell your Mama she did a great job raising you, you are so polite and nice. I hadn't laughed in years. I was angry and mad at the universe, but I had just started my journey into sobriety so I was right around six months sober and you made me laugh so hard I thought I was going to pee myself. But you know since that show I have not stopped laughing and I have you to thank for that. And yes this story does get told on occasion in meetings. You really helped change my life. 🙌🤛
I love watching Bill Engvail, a true comedian.... Bill is such a real treasure in the comedy world, a wonderful pleasure to watch and listen to, especially as there is no disgusting language involved, just cracks me up every time.... Thank you so much Bill for giving me a great laugh each and every time I watch you, especially now during the Covid19 Pandemic across the globe... Bless you man, you really are hilarious, an awesome entertainer.
My heart goes out to you Bill! Shingles are the worst nerve pain! I've had torn connective tissue, osteotomies, & nearly burnt the palm off my right hand, but nothing hurts like an active virus in your nerve tissue! Hope you got good meds!
Is the part you want nurses to look at and say 'whoa!' going to be for sale? Because that's not junk, ya know. 😉😅😆 Thanks for the laughs, forget the dr, we need to put you in bubble wrap.
Ohhhh Bill. You poor guy. I FEEL YOUR PAIN, man. I hit 60 and EVERYTHING started falling apart. Like hitting a brick wall I tell ya. I love listening to your stories, you definitely make pain sound ... well, hilarious! :-)
Not a single cuss word and still hilarious. No political bull crap, no racial, anti police or anti American rants. Just good ole wholesome humor that had me busting a gut
I love your stories. I have only laughed at a couple of comedians. You , carrot top, Howdy Mandel. I laughed so hard I cried at Carrot Top and Howey at the Colorado State Fair. Thanks for the laughter.
I laughed Soo hard I was crying. I'm a nurse you should hear some of my crazy stories about patients. One of the stories is of a patient getting her finger stuck in a vcr covered in peanut butter 😂
HAHAHAHAHHAA!!! I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD I HAD TO PAUSE THE VIDEO..he said" I took 4 Percocet, she's drunk and we're gonna perform a medical procedure! This should be interesting."
Bill you are the best! Thank you for making me laugh in all your videos. If you ever come to the Dallas Fort Worth Texas area, I will be there to see you.
Ouch! I've had a camera shoved up there to check for camera, and that was brutal. I didn't have to pull anything out of my,.... favorite toy, but hours after have that camera shoved down his throats and air being blown into my bladder so they could see everything inside my bladder the air decides it's time to come out. Let me tell you the feeling of farting out yer pecker ain't natural! I damn near passed out from it. It was like having the pee pee shivers after holding your pee the last 20 miles of a cross country trip home, but ten times more intense. And even after that I ended up feeling sorry for Bill here, and realize what my brother in law went through last year! Poor bastards!
Hey Bill, my old girlfriend had to help me remove my stints after kidney stone surgery. I was trippin on morphine and she was laid back on two shots of Jack Daniel's. That was like watching Dumb and Dumber. That was a "Here's Your Sign" moment.
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What's the craziest medical story you have? Are you trusting your spouse to help?
My wife and I are both nurses. I could tell stories that my co-workers don't even believe 😂🤣😂🤣
A black angus momma tried to kill me but only broke my back. My husband had to do everything while I was recovering plus helping me with hygienic things! He was wonderful!
Had a stroke 3 years ago.She called 911 and she has taken care of me through it all since.So, I trust my wife literally with my life and I love her for it.😁🤷♂️
Had a stint in for 2 months, I have no words for the feeling when the Doctor removed it! I will say a shot of morphine helped...a little.
I have a friend that had an infection from a spider bite allegedly.
She got billed $500 for ‘miscellaneous’ services.
I don’t understand how the medical industry can just bill you an amount they want to, and call it miscellaneous. There should be zero charges in our healthcare called miscellaneous.
That doesn’t sound very medical at all.
It sounds like a business that just wants to charge you because they want to charge you.
You’d think that a scientific medical facility would have eliminated charges that might be considered ambiguous.
Miscellaneous charges are our Doctors charging us because they can charge us.
They earned a degree that has extremely specific requirements in order to earn. I don’t think they have a curriculum that entails charging their patients paying for a miscellaneous diagnosis.
Somehow that equates to charges TO us as ‘miscellaneous’ charges.
I’m pretty sure they’d have failed anatomy class by just pretending that our anatomy was a changeable opinion.
In the 2000. It is changeable.
So far, thankfully our medical students aren’t taught that...yet.
I love this guy!! No cursing and funny as hell! I love his facial expressions!!
All I can say is I really like Gail
Gail is all woman’s spirit animal.
Gail in this is like all of my mom's sisters. They would be doing the exact same thing, shotgunning beers before a DIY medical procedure.
@@tarabryant2909 fuckin A I’m in love with women. Balls to the wall Badass
She is totally a central Texas woman. All the women on my moms side are just like her.
Same! 💜
Tying the string to the door?! Oh, to be a fly on the wall for that conversation! 🤣🤣🤣
In the olden days, that's how you'd pull a tooth
Now it's for removing stents???
And his facial expression!! 😂
121 people disliked this video then 121 people have no sense of humor! Bill engvall is one of thee best comedians ever to grace us in the comedy world.
Good morning friend how was your night hope you slept well
I love this man. No two ways about it. 121 people are pills. And yeah, it does help to find the bright tiny light when things are not going well. Thank you, mr. engvall.
Just means there's a121stupid people
“You’re drunk and I’m high. This’ll be great”
Almost any party I'm at
@@savage4749 You must be proud?
@@JaysonT1 yes
tie the string to the doorknob 🤣almost spit out my tea
The joy of life: find someone who loves you the same way that Gail loves beer.
how can 147 people not like this genius
he is halarious
Because they have no soul
I made the mistake of taking a drink of ice water just as Bill said, "Tie it to the doorknob..." Oh, my goodness! I spewed water out of my mouth AND nose (I hadn't swallowed it yet, though?!!) onto the monitor and keyboard, sucked ice down into my lungs and had a coughing fit that a teenage toker would've been proud of! I coughed so hard I damn near peed my pants!
The kicker? I'M AT WORK! Thanks, Bill. You ever tried to get water off a monitor and keyboard while having a coughing fit?! I had to pause the video cause I couldn't hear over my coughing, snorting and choking noises!
Love your comedy!!!!!
That's hilarious. I laughed as hard as I did watching the video. I was already struggling to read cause of the tears, but when I got to the part about making a teenage toker proud I lost it. Thanks for the extra laugh 😂😂
Love it!
Wow, I wish I had your job.
Your story made me laugh as hard as Bill's story!!!
Oh that was a funny read and no worries I have had similar incidents too hahaha golden when you least expect it to happen hey hahaha
WHAT MORE COULD HAPPEN TO ME AT THIS POINT!?! I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe
Next time I'm having a bad day I can look at that mirror and go "you know it can be worse"
Nobody wants to touch that and say, 'hey, what's this'... 😆🙄
I helped my husband with many things in his 20-year battle with cancer. And somehow we always found something to laugh about because that's the kind of people we were. You just have to find the humor in it all so you don't break down and cry and fall apart completely
Life with this guy must be a hoot! 🦉
This episode makes me laugh no matter how many times I've seen it 😂
Oh my god! That was YOUR CAR I saw with the stent hanging from the rear view mirror?!?!
Being a middle age man and listening to a fellow middle age man talk about this stuff helps me finally get my dad.Love ya,Dad!
Gail sounds like an amazing woman.
When you have a thread hanging from your dingaling, you might want to consider sitting down to pee.
What if the thread hits the water in the toilet? He never said how long it was! 😂
@@Beezlie727 yes he did, 14 inches.
Oh man I'll never think my day is bad after hearing Bill
I was terrified that she'd want to save the string alongside the bread ties! LMAO
"Why didn't you hit your target?"
Well, someone put a cork in the barrel, so excuse me if I have trouble aiming.
Dang man. Poor Bill can't catch a break can he?
Gail is absolutely me when my wife asks me to do anything medical related. "Wha-no! What if I hurt you?!? 😨" 😂
Mine too, but has no qualms popping my spots wherever they appear 😶
I really like the stories he tells he is just down to earth and a sweet guy I love the guy he will always be close to my heart
1:34 "Great, I'm on Percocet, you're drunk, and we're performing a medical procedure."
Add a pot brownie to the mix and it's a party!
'Not with that look on your face, ma'am!' 😂😂 the whole thing was funny but that part really made me laugh for some reason
I remember once going to my neighbor to ask for help removing a very uncomfortably large splinter. When I asked her she got a big smile on her face and her husband said "are you sure??". That came to mind when Bill said that line. 😂
Just went through the very same process last week
Ok, now that I can catch my breath from laughing my ass off, I just wanted to say thank you Bill. I won tickets to see your in Portland Oregon in 2002 and you were at the Arlene Schnitz. My tickets included a meet and greet with you and please tell your Mama she did a great job raising you, you are so polite and nice. I hadn't laughed in years. I was angry and mad at the universe, but I had just started my journey into sobriety so I was right around six months sober and you made me laugh so hard I thought I was going to pee myself. But you know since that show I have not stopped laughing and I have you to thank for that. And yes this story does get told on occasion in meetings. You really helped change my life. 🙌🤛
Good morning friend how was your night hope you slept well
Robin Warner - Congrats on your sobriety and for being able to laugh and enjoy life again.
"THIS ISN'T A LOOSE TOOTH!!!"
Gail: "it's too weird I need a beer to pull the string"
*Next week pulls her tampon out and then tells Bill to come pull her string as revenge* 😅😅😅
I mean I would lol
I would love to hear Gail's version of Pulling a Stunt and Bill tries Marijuana, both versions.
Oh my God. I'm dying laughing! This story is funny as heck! One of my favorites!
I love watching Bill Engvail, a true comedian....
Bill is such a real treasure in the comedy world, a wonderful pleasure to watch and listen to, especially as there is no disgusting language involved, just cracks me up every time....
Thank you so much Bill for giving me a great laugh each and every time I watch you, especially now during the Covid19
Pandemic across the globe... Bless you man, you really are hilarious, an awesome entertainer.
“Ma’am, just sell him for parts”. That’s pure comedy gold.
Always good for a laugh…thanks, Bill.
Bill, Your hilarious....Thanks for the laughs...
Hilarious Thank You for the MUCH NEEDED laughs !!!!!!!
Saw him live twice.He keeps getting better all the time!
My heart goes out to you Bill! Shingles are the worst nerve pain! I've had torn connective tissue, osteotomies, & nearly burnt the palm off my right hand, but nothing hurts like an active virus in your nerve tissue! Hope you got good meds!
Bill,
After watching this, I made an appointment and made the nurse do it. 25th anniversary around the corner, didn’t want to ruin it. 😂😂🤪🤪
Mine hangs from the overhead ceiling of our living room. It's a great conversation piece.
I have got to travel the US to find Gail & shake this woman’s hand!!
*yanks it out like starting a lawn mower*
😂😂😂😂 You're drunk and I'm high Great!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳
Bill Engvall, you absolutely crack me up!!!!!🤣😂
Is the part you want nurses to look at and say 'whoa!' going to be for sale? Because that's not junk, ya know. 😉😅😆 Thanks for the laughs, forget the dr, we need to put you in bubble wrap.
3:00 of he would have said here’s your sign I would have pissed my self
Been there - had two - one on each side - removed at the same time - Thank God Bill can tell it like it is for all of us!
Not a stint....a STENT!!!
I just has lint ;p
@@AUQUA123 No, that's LIMP!
That brought back some memories and a couple of bad trips.
Ohhhh Bill. You poor guy. I FEEL YOUR PAIN, man. I hit 60 and EVERYTHING started falling apart. Like hitting a brick wall I tell ya. I love listening to your stories, you definitely make pain sound ... well, hilarious! :-)
It makes MY kidney stone removal look like NOTHING! :o
HE IS AWESOME!THANKS FOR BILL!
Been there, done that - three times!
Stent, not stint.
I’ve had kidney stones. 10/10 worst pain.
BEngvall is hilarious! Love his story telling🌹
Not a single cuss word and still hilarious. No political bull crap, no racial, anti police or anti American rants. Just good ole wholesome humor that had me busting a gut
LOL...had many, so TRUE!
Very funny bill I would hate to have a string down there
Love ya bill
Enjoy listening to Bill
I've never had a kidney stone, but us kidney cancer survivors sure have a tale or two about things being stuck up our dingalings!!
I went thru the same thing and he tells the story much better.
Drugged up and drunk--let's operate!
I just had to do this! It's rough, you eat pain pills like candy, but then it's out and over, thank the LORD! 😂
Oh my word. Hilarious!
Mr. Bill Engvall, Very funny! LMAO!!!!
I like Gail, bless her
I love your stories. I have only laughed at a couple of comedians. You , carrot top, Howdy Mandel. I laughed so hard I cried at Carrot Top and Howey at the Colorado State Fair. Thanks for the laughter.
Mr. Engvall you have made my day
Love this video he's too funny
Bill just cannot catch an even break....lol.
Sitting here at 11:18pm, laughing my head off. The neighbours must think I've completely lost it. But hey, can't lose what I don't have! XD
I just love him lol
I laughed Soo hard I was crying. I'm a nurse you should hear some of my crazy stories about patients. One of the stories is of a patient getting her finger stuck in a vcr covered in peanut butter 😂
😲🤣
It's the funniest story I ever heard bill is the sweetest guy
Good morning friend how was your night hope you slept well
@@johnpage5075 I hope you had a goodnight sleep also
@@lynn8101 yeah I did my night was great just got done with my workout about to have my breakfast how is your day going over there now
@@johnpage5075 I just got your message how you doing
HAHAHAHAHHAA!!! I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD I HAD TO PAUSE THE VIDEO..he said" I took 4 Percocet, she's drunk and we're gonna perform a medical procedure! This should be interesting."
Bill you are the best! Thank you for making me laugh in all your videos. If you ever come to the Dallas Fort Worth Texas area, I will be there to see you.
I had my kidney stone removed last year. But when i first felt the pain i started to cry it hurt so much
When are you coming to Minnesota Bill
Ouch! I've had a camera shoved up there to check for camera, and that was brutal. I didn't have to pull anything out of my,.... favorite toy, but hours after have that camera shoved down his throats and air being blown into my bladder so they could see everything inside my bladder the air decides it's time to come out. Let me tell you the feeling of farting out yer pecker ain't natural! I damn near passed out from it. It was like having the pee pee shivers after holding your pee the last 20 miles of a cross country trip home, but ten times more intense. And even after that I ended up feeling sorry for Bill here, and realize what my brother in law went through last year! Poor bastards!
Seriously shingles 2 days later?!
I like this guy he’s funny.
So good
I’m a have to shotgun a few beers! 🤣
Sit down like I do lol 😅
Awesome!
Gail's awesome
Hey Bill, my old girlfriend had to help me remove my stints after kidney stone surgery. I was trippin on morphine and she was laid back on two shots of Jack Daniel's. That was like watching Dumb and Dumber. That was a "Here's Your Sign" moment.
He is soooo funny!
STOP!!!😅🤣😂
CHEERS 🍻 GAIL💪🏻
3:12 that's a good idea but if you do hang it from your mirror you might tense up every time you get in the car 😂😂
If you have a string hanging out of your dingaling, you might want to sit to pee.
a STENT!....
This guy is hysterical
If you listen closely at 2:58, you can hear someone in the crowd go "heee hee."
A good question, why did she have beer in the bathroom
to drink & pee at the same time
Doesnt every good woman have beer in the bathroom?
...You've obviously never been to Wisconsin.
Hilarious!