Vic Berger? He and I served with your father in the meme wars. I remember when he gave Weird Mike Cernovitch his name... we need you more now than ever, Vic 👍
Christian Bale said he modeled Patrick Bateman in American Psycho after Tom Cruise. He said he wanted to portray someone who was entirely superficially happy and charming but was scary and intense in the eyes.
Interesting also that the runtime of American Psycho is 1 hour 42 minutes while the runtime for Mission Impossible 7 is 2 hours and 43 minutes, exactly one hour and one minute longer. Probably a deliberate move on Tom Cruise's part, telling Christian Bale, "Anything you can do, I can do better". The real winners are the movie fans!
@@louweed If I do that it will scare the crap out of me !! No Way !! Tom Nightmares , I'm afraid he might be hiding in my closet . Come out Tom ! Come out of the closet !
Non-stop people telling you how great you are and how handsome and they want to be close to you or touch you. All the time. Everywhere. You have to live in your house. NO THANKS. Keep your cash and spaceships.
My cousin is a sound editor and said Cruise was very polite and friendly while visiting his (then) wife's set. I'm gonna go w that. He's different for sure but that's what makes him a box office success. And he's a great actor
And all the great things Scientology does for people! Especially those that leave the cult. Can you really be a good person and support that? They kill peoples dogs. Ruin peoples lives. Send people to film them everyday. Buy houses next to them to harrass them. All the while people like tom talking about how wonderful Scientology is. Lol these people are sick in the head.
I agree, he seems a little out there, but otherwise pretty decent. My two takeaways from this Tom Crews review: Tom crews doesn’t like jerks ✅ Tom crews likes movies ✅ He also likes people who dress sharp… but I won’t hold that against him
Yet, he is part of a cult that stalks and harasses people who leave it. A cult who gets it's members to tell them their deepest darkest secrets to hold it against them if they decide to leave it.
He really believes the film industry is of life and death levels of importance. Must be tiring, he's wearing that delusional burden pretty well considering.
This lady used to come into my cafe and would always tell me the stories of Tom trying to take her son home at parties in Hollywood and how he’s in the closet 😊
You guys need to see the light the fuse interviews where Tommy describes getting angry while doing sleight of hand for the new mission impossible. There’s also another one where he grabs Chris mcquarrie and starts shaking him
I don't know. He's got that smile and dead eyed look that makes you wonder if maybe you should grab the nearest sharp wooden object and shove it straight into his heart.
When you've got movies like Tom Cruise in them, you can't lose!
😂 😂 😂 Classic
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Gotta have popcorn though. Movies, popcorn.
this comment bends my simple mind
I think that one got 5 bags of popcorn
he could go to movies all day. That'd be 5 bags of popcorn and 5 little movie tickets in his jean pocket
I give this comment...ffffive of popcorn and a little keyboard to type it out on.
@@alistercaddy1208 hmmmmmmm yes, very good genitals
You think he's gonna go for the record?
That spreadeagle landing from Corden was sublime.
You should be arrested for saying Corden and sublime in the same sentence.
I believe he actually made that sound. It wasn't added.
@@johanstonelmao 😂
My favorite part. Bet you they’re buddies irl
It honestly looked painful. Cordon isn't in the best of shape and flexing those knee tendons like that had to have hurt.
Vic Berger? He and I served with your father in the meme wars. I remember when he gave Weird Mike Cernovitch his name...
we need you more now than ever, Vic 👍
A friend of my uncle worked with Tom Cruise, and he said he was actually a really carbon-based lifeform.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@@walter9724
Oh, what? So its only cringe when I do it? Smh. Whatever dude.
@@kennybeans6115 huh
Big if true
Christian Bale said he modeled Patrick Bateman in American Psycho after Tom Cruise. He said he wanted to portray someone who was entirely superficially happy and charming but was scary and intense in the eyes.
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in particular, Cruise's 1999 interview on Letterman. can't make this stuff up
Interesting also that the runtime of American Psycho is 1 hour 42 minutes while the runtime for Mission Impossible 7 is 2 hours and 43 minutes, exactly one hour and one minute longer. Probably a deliberate move on Tom Cruise's part, telling Christian Bale, "Anything you can do, I can do better".
The real winners are the movie fans!
@@fraser46 Oh it was deliberate.
@@fraser46 This is the kind of hard-hitting movie runtime analysis that I thought only Gregg Turkington could provide!
Tom’s got a point at 0:50 when he says “Hey…let’s all have a great summer” while standing on Orville Wright’s plane, flying over South Africa.
Best thing about Tom is it doesn't take much editing to make him look crazy , he does it on his own.
slow it down, zoom in on the eyes
@@louweed If I do that it will scare the crap out of me !! No Way !! Tom Nightmares , I'm afraid he might be hiding in my closet . Come out Tom ! Come out of the closet !
@@diegomayfield4751 thanks first she is American actor if she is Asia film industry then she is god now for u ...
@@r.k.m9801 exactly !
Guess we’ll never know what Tom Cruise Jr. was capable of 😢
Hahaha
He ain't comin back.
But with the power of CINEMA msgic we can catch a glimpsecat what both lil Tom Cruise jr snd Dr. SAN would look like!
Put your manners back in your popcorn
Here's the thing, this could've easily been a 3h56min video, this was a taste. Very admirable restraint, everyone.
I'd love to watch tom cruise watching and reacting to oppenheimer and barbie back to back. i wonder which one would make him laugh more.
Gotta be Oppenheimer...what a chuckle fest
@@scottieray it's biopic American movie okay but 2050 it's u know just wait and watch
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"That Tom cruise ...he's a real jerk!".
Norm MacDonald
God I've missed these vic! Thank you
Put the manners BACK IN.
That was pure On Cinema Tim
He really can do anything, even hunt a man through the jungles of South Africa for sport.
One thing that can be said about Tom is that he genuinely loves and supports movies.
How hard it must be for him to talk about movies other than his own.
There's a theory that he has never watched a movie.
We, the audience, give far too much credibility to people that pretend and act.
Credibility uncomfortably close to worship. Yuck.
I've been jonesin' for some good ol fashioned Berger action forever, it feels like
I'm still looking forward to the next episode of What The Hell Is Going On?
Yeah I love Tim, Vic, and Doug, and they are way too talented to be spending their time discussing old rock bands for ~10k viewers
If the question is, can Tom Cruise commit unspeakable criminal acts? Then yes, I don’t doubt it for a second
excellent! i miss this kind of classic Berger content. more pls!!
Very good. Back to work Vic. More vids please.
Tom Cruise is one of God's colors.
Can't wait to see this on The Onion later
Your mission, if you choose to accept it: relate to other human beings. Difficulty level: Impossible
Tom is definitely a greg head
I love my popcorn 🍿
I think he's some sort of psychopath-nice guy hybrid.
A fearless nice guy.
Once you see the world the way Vic sees it you cannot go back.
Was that jared from subway?
there’s so much Dennis Reynolds from It’s Always Sunny in this video
He's obviously a bit bizarre and eccentric, but dealing with that level of fame must be horrendous.
And Scientology lol
Non-stop people telling you how great you are and how handsome and they want to be close to you or touch you. All the time. Everywhere.
You have to live in your house.
NO THANKS. Keep your cash and spaceships.
And he handles it pretty well, imo
@@Luupheef she is only hope Hollywood industry I am bollywood fan SRK name is brand
Lol the Jared Fogle jumpscare
Scientology is nuts
Haha yes great face plant by cordon. Toms got some serious SP energy.
I want my artists batshit crazy.
5 bags, for sure. And a little, like a, one of those toy parachute things.
Tom Cruise has a twin brother named Tim, who is 78 years old.
The Jared Fogle cut to...
*chef's kiss* another beaut from Vic
My cousin is a sound editor and said Cruise was very polite and friendly while visiting his (then) wife's set. I'm gonna go w that. He's different for sure but that's what makes him a box office success. And he's a great actor
Not really a great actor. A good actor who has the “X-Factor” draw of doing his own stunts.
And all the great things Scientology does for people! Especially those that leave the cult. Can you really be a good person and support that? They kill peoples dogs. Ruin peoples lives. Send people to film them everyday. Buy houses next to them to harrass them. All the while people like tom talking about how wonderful Scientology is. Lol these people are sick in the head.
I agree, he seems a little out there, but otherwise pretty decent. My two takeaways from this Tom Crews review:
Tom crews doesn’t like jerks ✅
Tom crews likes movies ✅
He also likes people who dress sharp… but I won’t hold that against him
You need to expound a bit, Baker. Please... don't go with that.
Yet, he is part of a cult that stalks and harasses people who leave it. A cult who gets it's members to tell them their deepest darkest secrets to hold it against them if they decide to leave it.
He really believes the film industry is of life and death levels of importance. Must be tiring, he's wearing that delusional burden pretty well considering.
This lady used to come into my cafe and would always tell me the stories of Tom trying to take her son home at parties in Hollywood and how he’s in the closet 😊
Thanks Vic :D
The tooty squish at 2:33 is gold
The end spin had me on the floor
THE HAND ON THE SHOULDER AT THE SAME TIME WAS EPIC.
It made me laugh........... and have a bit of fun.
I didn't really laugh......... but I did have a bit of fun.
You guys need to see the light the fuse interviews where Tommy describes getting angry while doing sleight of hand for the new mission impossible. There’s also another one where he grabs Chris mcquarrie and starts shaking him
I don't know. He's got that smile and dead eyed look that makes you wonder if maybe you should grab the nearest sharp wooden object and shove it straight into his heart.
Tom Cruise's high school senior quote is "Movies, popcorn."
This does make me believe there is an alien inside of him. He is doing the lord's (L. Ron) work.
3:21. Terrific
He's starting a holy cruisade throughout the galaxy
True story: Christian Bale based his American Psycho performance in part on TC
I missed these so much
This is your brain on L. Ron Hubbard.
Who is the grey haired glasses guys that keeps popping up in back, and in the other plane!
Vic Berger, is that you?
Tom is alright
One thing that can be said about Tom Cruise is that he loves his popcorn
Movies, Popcorn.
I’d jump on a couch rite about now if I weren’t doing laundry.
He's starting to look as weird on the outside as he is on the inside.
How reassuring.
He's right, Oppenheimer first
We need more VIC!
GOD BLESSH THE UNITED SCHACHES
Is this a david lynch?
It's the center tooth
#LaughAndHaveABitOfFun
I love you Vic
This is gold❤
I'm starting to like the guy more & more!
You're being glib.
"There's no such thing as normal" is the rallying cry of the truly unhinged.
Actually that I agree with. He’s got some real intelligence in there it’s just mixed up with a lot of crazy
It's actually a pretty solid insight about life and human nature.
As a fellow unhinged, I concur.
I like him.
He and gregg turkington should meet
totally normal not shilling for a cult person
Greatest actor since that guy who was Steve Urkel.
Terrific!
It's a good thing Tom cruise jr wasn't around to see this stunning display of bad behavior by Tom cruise, Shame!
That is a nightmare.
Tommy Cruise is a legend. Vic,…..put your manners back in.
Ohh hell yeah!! Thanks Vic.. did he get new teeth or something he can’t talk…lol
You don’t have to do it Tom!
your stepping over a line
If movies can't Tom Cruise you got lose in them!
Dude has really mellowed out, not going to see this dude jumping on couches! 🤪
Tom cruise would be incapable of being the airplane he jumps out of or the camera that magic is recorded on.
Or your question be rhetorical?
Movies, popcorn
If you’ve got Tom Cruise like lose in them, you can’t movies!
sanity?...(not so much
This made me laugh and have a good of a…
Vic Berger has a normal hair
I mean the guys having fun. And humans are totally nuts right now. So I’m not sure what to think. Other than this is hilarious.
He has had surgery for sure
Popcorn's hot! Join the movies.
I’m scared
Watching that made me dizzy
cigarette in the theatre at barbie
Tom Cruise, the actor of all time.