Unintentional ASMR 📰 Browsing through Japanese Newspaper & Paper Ads (Page Turning & Talking)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ส.ค. 2017
- Original videos: • Japanese Newspaper (Yo...
• Japanese Paper Ads
Original channel: Kouhei7JP
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(I significantly edited/enhanced the audio & video for better ASMR effect).
he read the cartoon in japanese, laughed AND DIDN'T EXPLAIN TO US
ikr
あほ、ははははｚｚｚｚ
5:02
I love him for that you know.
rampa lmaooo
i know nothing about the guy who made this video but i trust him and i hope hes having a good day
tired boy this comment is so pure, bless you
phuck ewe
In fact YOU ruined the comment. The phrase “bless you” has transcended religion and is used so commonly it has no religious meaning in modern life, stop being an obnoxious prick.
@phuck ewe no u
Ploopy
@@Kjca_1998 its all in the name. One thinks they're clever & cheeky.
Hey! I was looking into the analytics of my videos and figured that a link from someone (which turned out to be you) is the biggest source to my channel, very specifically this video. I have never known about it until now! lol And wow you have gotten over 1M views!! I guess I should thank you, and I do not blame you for editing my original video and uploading on your channel as you do not monetize the video nor discourage my content/channel.
The funny thing is I thought this was my original upload at the first glance and wondered to myself “why would I title it “unintentional” myself if it’s really unintentional…” haha
Oh what’s up lol
I’m happy that you were able to see how popular this video became! I’ve watched multiple videos from your channel and had wondered how you were doing. Glad you are well. How strange is it to know that a random person (myself) from Pennsylvania watches this video multiple times a month in order to relax or go to sleep? Lol 😂
I really enjoyed this video haha, I’m a huge fan of Japan and am even considering moving there one day. But I’m very scared to start learning the language as it seems very hard to learn
@@Jumping_fatty yea I feel same but I'd like to travel the world too like Norway and other fascinating country yea of course including Japan.
explain that cartoon to us!!
I love him commentary.
'Teenage girl is stabbed.'
"That's pretty hot news!"
😂😂😂😂
phuck ewe r/wooosh
@phuc ewe what
phuc ewe you’re phuc ewe
5:55
What I like the most about this channel is that I not only get to experience unintentional ASMR (which, for me, is the best type of ASMR) but I also always learn something new from the videos.
Duda Binder I am on a similar experience. The information in the videos are unrelated most of the time but my mind as a whole is enriched with more perspective
I agree💘
Hi
Exactly unintentional ASMR was always the best ASMR not theses role-play munching mofoes
this isnt unintentional asmr though
5:08 I love it how he cant tell the number in english and be like "fuck it, just say it in japanese"
LHEK ツ Lmaooo 😂
Hahaha
It's even funnier when you know they have a word for 10 thousand
im the defragging hard drive in the background
Carl Swagan lol that's exactly want I was thinking!!
It was driving me nuts!!!!
Does sound like it, lol. :3 (I ironically kinda miss the hard drive, "you've got mail" and crt monitor (squeaking/whirring?) noises. It felt like a part of the experience of old computers to me. however, I don't miss the modem/connecting noise.. @_@)
@@ReshiLuna I don't miss the dial-up modem sounds either! I can remember, back in the 90s, wanting to get online at like 2 in the morning, but I knew it would wake my parents up.
Carl Swagan ha ha it's the camera he's using
i really like how thorough he is checking this out.
Oof
C H O C O L A T E P U D D I N G
turkish newspaper is minimum 12 pages maximum 24 pages, but japanese ones , 40 pages 2 times so it makes 80 pages every day
He has a really sweet sounding voice
That paper has an absolutely delicious crisp sound 😍
I bet it tastes good too. With milk.
Delicious???
This is the most random shit I’ve seen
you’re all gonna get lead poisoning oops
Eat it like pancakes with syrup
Him: points at channel list, "This looks pretty interesting to me."
Me: has no idea what he's talking about but still nods head anyway
I can read Japanese, but the abbreviated writing of the TV guides still confuses me. From the section he was pointing at, I can roughly translate:
"Goosebumps! Secret scoop!! Sticking together! Just before the performance of 45 women's college girls... a change of conductor"
"A dog's secret Christmas"
"Infrared camera VS criminal"
"Unexpected underwater egg experiments?!"
I'm now wondering if I really know Japanese after all, but I've also watched enough Japanese TV to know this is pretty standard stuff.
@@banananer16 That’s really funny and interesting, thank you
For some reason I always laugh at “Who’s that? Prada.” Something about how serious his tone is always gets me idk
2:26 "oh, CRAAABS! Hmmm. Looks pretty interesting."
😂😂😂
the pause is what kills me
xDD
Nick the chopper you must be fun at parties
I just lost my shit at this 😂😂😂
I enjoyed these videos, especially since the newspaper itself seems so different than what we know, and the amount of crazy products the Japanese have.. I also liked his voice, the Page Turning sounds and how much time he takes for showing everything (for whatever reason). Anyways, thanks for the user who recommended the first video!
After you said "if" I heard "there is anything particularly interesting..."
Do the makers of these videos give you their blessings to re-upload and combine them, in this case?
Doing great unintentional ASMR bro as how it should be
Best Unintentional ASMR Here is another video with lots of crinkling paper sounds... th-cam.com/video/eia1QXqehI8/w-d-xo.html
Make more videos please. Unintentional asmr plz
6:34 "this looks interesting to me!"
Looks like everything Else on the Page for a Western Person.
I can read Japanese, but the abbreviated writing of the TV guides still confuses me. From the section he was pointing at, I can roughly translate:
"Goosebumps! Secret scoop!! Sticking together! Just before the performance of 45 women's college girls... a change of conductor"
"A dog's secret Christmas"
"Infrared camera VS criminal"
"Unexpected underwater egg experiments?!"
I'm now wondering if I really know Japanese after all, but I've also watched enough Japanese TV to know this is pretty standard stuff.
@@banananer16 Hahahaha "Unexpected Underwater Egg Experiments" 😂
This Sounds SO Japanese
@@banananer16 Guess clickbait is universal. 😂
Looking at the paper here is how I remember looking at newspapers when I was very young and not yet able to read: understanding only the photos and thinking all the many words looked boring.
I like your video and explanation very much.
Kate Nowicki how do you remember that ahah I have a pretty good memory myself but still.. maybe because I learned to read reaaalllly young
goochsurfer I don't really know. I have a lot of memories going back from when I was very young which I'm grateful for. This didn't seem to carry over into adulthood, though. I'm 35 now and have trouble with remembering appointments and what I had for dinner the night before.
My god that newspaper looks like it has all weeks news and maybe the last one too, and you get these every 12 hours? Jesus.
Farris TheLaggy for real how do they make that so fast? Do they sleep??
+Garrett Swenson In Japan? Probably not. Fuckers work like ants over there.
How do they make so many? My question is what the hell is going on that they NEED to make so many.
All we get is “Florida man”
@@callumblair7442 HAHAHA!! I have asthma, I'm laughing so hard at your comment.
That little "kh-kh-kh" sound he makes on dad scratching own back in manga is so soothing and cute! Can't get enough of it!
This is great asmr, couldn't even hold my phone half way through it. One of my best best asmr feelings is when my hands stop working properly lol, basically I cant grip or hold things. Feels great.
Same
Sorry (hi for my bad English)
Hello bad English I'm dad
English (bad sorry my for hi)
For (my bad sorry hi english)
Vjslricuc (disisijsxjdjjddn english cisisidjd)
Bad (sorry my English for hi)
Oh Yeah nahui
11:06 *_conpletely ignores the last brand_*
༘ denied
Ahh that’s hilarious
I've been watching this for years and it never gets old. Still my favorite asmr video on TH-cam. A close second is his video just on newspaper ads 🥰
same here! i need more lol
theres a dvd collection video he does that's pretty good@@hannahcrable
yes, this video is my soul mate, please let me marry this video, this man, this newspaper, everything
I'm sorry, you can't.
because I already did.
I now pronounce you newspaper and wife.
@@ThatOneGuyJesse Unsubscribe from vsauce and subscribe to playsauce instead 🐷
Most guys in this world were married to magazines before.. now there are married to cellphones
The rice maker at 14:02 was 34,800 yen. One USD was 79.11 yen at the time of this video (according to the newspaper he read). This means the rice maker was about $439.89. Seems like a lot to me.
Yeah but the Japanese love their rice.
That computer or whatever machine is making the clicks and white noise just makes feel so nostalgic and calm, the talking and pages is just icing on top to me.
I kept thinking some of the electronics in the ads seemed so out-dated (like digital cameras), and then I realized this was posted in 2011! The camera quality made me think it was more recent (although you can definitely hear the clicking of whatever device he’s using).
This is one of the greatest ASMR vids of all time, intentional or not.
In 8:29 I think he says: "If there's something you are particularly interested in, tell me, now. Anybody? No? Okay.".
Easily my favorite unintentional asmr video I've seen from you yet! The voice is great and the sound of the paper....just yes. Relaxes instantly
thanks:)
14:56 "f $#%ing cleaner"
Vacume cleaner lol
14:34 “twin towers”
😂
ShadyGabe i laughed harder than i should have
12:54 “STD card”
This guy made the most perfect asmr video and had no idea
Jesus, newspapers are so old now. It used to be that I had to get the newspaper every few days to pull out the tv schedule just to know what shows were gonna be on when I was at home. I even had to memorize certain channels like 99 was nickelodeon for so long while something like 45 or 42 was Disney Channel and 89 was animal planet. Now I can just press the guide button and see what shows are where and at what times - even the shows on right now. Of course I watch less cable TV now that netflix and hulu and all these online services are available. But still, talk about the good ol' days.
You still use TV? Ancient, man.
heckin tasty yeah those days when You picked the news to see what show y you re going to see .. great days
I kinda love my family doesn't had so much money because they used so many old thing so even being born in 2002 I get to see an old tv, a Betamax, some vinyl 80's & 90's music, etc..
Even in games I used to play snes and gba, so feels great to know old generations but actual as well
Lol I used to be the remote before we had those!
@@UndeadAlv same!
Amazing that in a highly-developed, post-industrial country like Japan, newspapers are still morning/evening edition and substantial. American newspapers haven't looked that robust in 20 years. I'll be the average Japanese person is far better informed than the average American as well.
Japan has a very robust print culture. Bookshops are everywhere as well. Probably because they mostly commute to work on trains as opposed to driving in a car where you have to keep your eyes on the road. It also helps that they have very high literacy rates. Americans pretty notoriously don’t read for pleasure on the whole.
Automated captions at 13:47 - And kettle coffee like a torch a guest George Sand three hunky little rice
Sounds Japanese.
i try google trans to create english srt's for my anime and always end up with moon speak.
At 19:15, it sounds like he's getting in trouble with his mom. And then she comes back at 19:53 to tell him that she's not fucking around.
She must have really wanted to read the newspaper 😂.
What what happened cool down cool down 😂😂
This video is pretty hot news
6:15 the subtitles picked it up as "fridge therapy" and now I can't unhear it.
This makes me want to subscribe to a real newspaper.
The way he approaches the crabs ad is a mood
Imagine being his parents and walking into his room questioning why he’s filming newspapers lol
19:13 someone did come in, could be his mum
Robin James mom*
@@miaeiaa Nice troll
@@gamingfornerds4025 it’s not mum it’s mom ffs
@@miaeiaa depends where ur from lol
13:30 it isn’t funny, it’s bloody genius
For anyone wondering, BS stands for Broadcasting Satellite in this case.
Rice making machine: 38 thousand
Earthquake absorbing mat: 980
Priorities....
Wouldn't you rather such a useful important thing be cheap so you could afford it easily? Do you want earthquake resistant measures to be 38 thousand? That doesn't make any sense. Of course the rice machine is more expensive, it's a luxury item vs a necessary one.
Colin Anderson your an idiot
Ignore the ass holes replying to you.
@@intelect98 Just going to point this out, in Capitalism we have this think called Supply and Demand, it determines the Prices of things because people like to make as mich money as they can from something as legally possible, so he was making a comment on how people are more willing to buy a rice cooker for more instead of an earthquake mat(and honestly that thing is so cheap that I'm pretty sure it doesn't even work... or at least work well) so please try not to be a total fucking asshat assuming things and put yourself into the other person's shoes for a few minutes
locofrazo I can’t bare not correcting you. You’re *
How interesting that Japan has evening newspapers. That’s a concept that has all but disappeared in my country, regrettably!
The original video and the newspaper is from 2011... dont know/think that this is still a mainstream thing over there
Ive watched this for years to fall asleep.
This channel is usually hit or miss for me but this.. this is a hit. :)
Blankface91 hit or miss
I bet you never miss
*hUh*
You got a boyfriend
I bet he doesn’t kiss ya
He gone find another girl
And he won’t miss ya
He gone skirt and hit the dab like
WiZ kHaLifA
@@guccimalcs this gave me terminal cancer
26:18 nice.
I am now genuinely curious on why native East Asians tend to end an unfinished sentence with "yeah" when speaking English. As a Chinese myself I've witnessed countless situations where my fellow Chinese people do the described thing, and now I hear a lot of the same thing from the original uploader.
Probably because we usually imply a lot in our daily conversations in our own languages, and we keep that tradition when speaking English, yet being silent for a while in English feels awkward, so we tend to fill it in with "yeah"s?
That's an interesting observation.
I've...never really noticed that before...huh..
Never thought about that. Reminds me of how some brits say "y'know" at the end of their sentences.
I feel like us dutchies tend to finish English sentences with "and stuff". Don't know why though
I hear a lot of "or something" around too
it sounds better than "ummm"
i love how theres so much writing and so many colours in each one of those tiny electronics adverts 🥰
1:24: he-d-d-d-d-d
He was saying 痛い= ouch
.....i keep on hearing his stomach growl...its gross...
@@numbundy8078 i think camera does that not his stomach
I want this guy to read his newspaper to us everyday.
No way this dude ever expected to have 800k people watch him do this 😂
This is great! The sounds of the paper are SO relaxing!
Oh my god this is GOLD. Thanks!
Exodus 20:7 ~ You must not misuse the name of the LORD your God. The LORD will not let you go unpunished if you misuse his name
I love his careful explanations, the paper noises... the camera noises. And the background is naturally muffled and peaceful... Unintentional ASMR is the best ASMR.
Do the japanese elderly read these with microscopes or what?
Yep
Seriously one of my favorite videos ever. My new go to for falling asleep. Thanks, and keep up the good work!
That guy is hungry as fuck. Hope he's doing well
1:25 I found that so adorable 😌😊😍
505 he's saying ouch
Ill die unhappy if someone doesn't translate that comic strip.
Fuck you
Heart XO who hurt you
@@notmadi6968 right???
grandma: umm this hand cream(moisturiser) is so good!
look! so moist
(grandpa scratches his back with mago(which is basically hand shaped stick))
grandson: hmm. I think the hand cream for this mago is oil from grandpa's back
Paper has always been my big trigger, and this one gets tingles like crazy!
This is amazing, thank you for showing this to us.
So much anger in the comment section. Gooood Goooood,let the hate flow through you. It gives you focus.
Randar dew it
Randar makes you stronga
Randar my penis is angry
Where is the anger you talk about?
*proceeds to execute Order 66*
2:27 Oh crabs ...
Hope this Japanese guy is having a good day. 3rd time I watch this video, over the course of a couple years, it's so relaxing...
Same haha
God our newspaper sucks compared to this lol
alex fxll how so?
Dusty as fuck, unorganized. You name it
In my country the newspapers are the best because theres always at the end or middle naked women :D
We don't read the newspaper
Embrace the Darkness And what country is that?? 🤔
8:30 “If there is something you’re particularly interested in, tell me now” I think. That sounded clear enough for me.
Can we talk about how this pillow thingy at 13:07 just erased a problem I had my hole life 🤷♂️😂😂
i see what you did there haha
@@miaeiaa 🤣🤣
i am sad that he is inactive, i found this video so interesting
So relaxing and also interesting as well. He has such a nice voice. ❤️ Can I just listen to his voice all day?
2:31. when a 3 year old is showing me all of his drawings.
This cartoon was sooo funny !!! ... Aha ! ...
... I don't speak japanese T-T
I know! I'm like please tell me what the cartoon means, it's really bugging me! 🤣
And?
@@Nathaley animated entertainment
Nathalie Haley
Panel 1: “this handcream is really good!”
Panel 2: “look how smooth/slippery/shiny my hands are!”
Panel 3: (kid looks at granddad scratching his back with the backscratcher, which is called a ‘grandchild’s hand’ in Japanese)
Panel 4: (backscratcher is shiny) kid: “Wow, the handcream for this grandchild’s hand (backscratcher) is the oil from grandad’s back”
Love this! Listen and watch every night!
Omg I love this lil Japanese guy he is sooo soothing!
I fall asleep to this every other night. It's a shame he hasn't posted videos in 4 years
This is the best ASMR video on youtube!!!
Around 6:36 is my favorite part, if anyone knows any videos with sounds like that let me know
No
You should looks at more asmr with books there's a lot of tapping on or working with paper
Nimibirla is a lady who makes crafts. I used to watch her videos to fail asleep to before I found ASMR. you should post some of her videos on your channel. She's AWESOME.
Thank you for this recommendation. She reminds me of my favorite channel, Home Garden and Fashion. I love both now.
Excellent job curating all these Unintentional ASMRs, Unintentional is always best! It’s ironic however that the Unintentional ASMR videos get WAAAAY MORE views and likes than the original video.
This guy was so ahead of his time
Probably my favorite asmr vid right now
This was so great!
My whole head tingled when I saw this.
I love this video SO much i fall asleep to this instantly!
Morning AND evening newspaper? Nice.
I keep coming back to this video. I've checked out his channel since the first time I've watched it on here. He has some interesting videos. Your editing on this one makes perfect ASMR sounds. Thank you for making these videos.💖
What is his channels name
1.5 million views. I think the .5 is just from me. So soothing
Going back to this one, cause nothing's like the sound of a newspaper
So crazy the seam is on the right side and you turn the pages to the right. Thanks for sharing. 🗞 👍
I haven't yet made it past the first ten minutes of this video- it puts me right out 😴
Loving this!!!!
Anyone else think that sports player on the front page looks like a video game character?
Plot twist, the person holding the camera is Saitama from One Punch Man going through the weekly bargain deals
A younger Saitama, more specifically.
You said "if there's anything you're particularly interested in, tell me now. Anybody? No..."
Dust
Dust
I love that it said "Healthy Cakes" and it was full of frosted strawberry adorned calorie filled cakes!! Yum!
This reminds me so much of my Grandma. She's from Tokyo. She would mutter with her Japanese accent while angrily flipping through the newspaper. Her house always smelled like cooked rice and cigarettes. She's a chain smoking 95 year old
Wonderful... I must add to my collections
I like him explaining stuff. My grandma whos japanese uses newspapers frequently and never really understood what golden hour meant
Love your channel! Thanks for the videos! ❤️
Christian Ballard Daft Punk! ❤
sweetlife6299 😎
Christian Ballard I love your profile picture I love daft punk
I thought he said "Moshi-moshi" (12:21)
something in Japanese, then realized he said "washing machine"- HA!
moshi moshi totally sounds japanese lmao. idk why