Exactly! And they be mad at me because they’re check is short and why didn’t I just tell them so they could just move some things around and come on in to work. 🙄
i worked with a dude that was always calling out, one week he only worked 4 hours. He grabbed his check and sat at the table with us and opened it, and i watched his soul leave his body in 4k.😂😂😂
@@tavaresjwilliams But even if that was the case, and I'm slightly miffed on how much sense your statement makes (LOL), Mng. still has a solid case on why dude would be denied unemployment.
Marcus: You said your grandfather died twice in one week." Niles: Yeah but he died on both sides." 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭 By far the funniest call out line i ever heard in my life... And i call out a LOT!!!🤣
Working in HR, this is accurate AF. One guy was mad with HR because he took unpaid leave and was mad that his child support wasn't being taken out of his check while out on leave?! What check sir?! You out on leave🤦
I'm still amazed at how Niles can edit such a realistic conversation with himself. A lot of people aren't willing to put in that work and attention to detail.
Yeah he got me messed up if he thinks I’m going to except that I only have 7 dollars for TWO DAYS of work. I’d tell him to pull up my exact hours not tell me about days I missed or the fact I came in late.
Btw, this is illegal. Fair Labor Standards Act (FSLA) , if you’re working then you get paid for all your time. But if you just doing your thing on the clock, you’ll be on the hook for potential repercussions
As a person who enjoyed calling out almost every summer years ago I could never imagine actually calling them 😂 I knew exactly what was about to happen and was ready for my “find out phase” every check💀💀💀
The patience the manager had to stay on the phone with him for that long. My managers would have said check how many hours you clocked in and do the math then proceed to hang up the phone. 😂 🤣
I absolutely love how the more they talk the more background you get out of the absolute hilarious story. TH-cam is ducking this guy he should have 1mil sub by now.
Bro said "a tube of coins..." 💀...what's crazy is that's not even a whole roll of quarters...you need $10 for that...good thing bro don't need to wash his uniform since he only wore it for like 30 minutes over 2 weeks...Lol!! I hope your comment gets the shine it deserves 👏🏾💯
i remember thinking i worked a week then called off so my check should be good man i was mad asf looking at that $165 couldn’t eat good for 2 weeks after that 😂😂😂🤦🏾♂️
dead ass ive never done this when i was back in high school and i was callin out i knew my shit would be low i just had other priorities at the time but once i had to start payin rent i aint miss a day
Naw this isn’t everybody ! Every since I’ve had a job I went to work. You don’t work you don’t eat ! Now as an adult I got PTO and I still don’t just call off like an idiot.
Niles really came crazy at all the lazy procrastinators as he should lmao. I WAS LITERALLY THAT GUY LMAO. It was more I was mentally disconnected from the job than anything and I just kept calling out. Hell all 5 of my granparents died within 6 months at one of my old jobs and when I went to the next job the hiring manager said "So I made a few calls and just hope that there isn't anymore deaths in your family" and left it at that. I immediately knew what he meant without saying it. If I call out I'm done basically. This was back in 2019-2020. Now I am there everyday on time and even have been coming in a hour early just to prove a point. Don't be 7 dollar guy or me. Put in the hard work and when you see them checks at the end of the pay period BBOOOOOOIIIIII
@@BahehsAldeen Currently with a different company (i was working graveyard shift at my last job NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART). I learned a lot from personal mistakes especially when it came to time management. My last job I left from where I was late ODE was $15/hr. Then the next job where the boss told me not to call out was $18/hr. Now I make $21/hr and goes up every year
I read both ur comment and reply and I can agree. I struggle wit procrastination but I had to realize I was the cause for alot of my own problems due to my habits. It’s very rare something comes easy in life gotta put in that hard work to be where u wanna be. At least ur were able to learn from urself and improve ur situation. Sometimes that’s all it takes💯💯
Don’t get PTO and VTO twisted 😂😂.. idk your hourly wage and hours work but you clock in 2 days I assuming you work full time tho lol let’s just say 15 per hour x 16 hours - taxes = is less than $240 pay check lol $7.05 child support got you 😂😂😂
Had a co worker years ago who the mother of his child found out he started another job and she went to the child support place.. they was taking his whole check.. I don't know if he had been dodging her and their kid(s) but that's what he told me when I said hey how it going.
You can tell this happens a lot actually because these places all post everyone's worked hours, their schedule and everything out on the wall, it's all out for everyone to see lmao.
There seems to be a huge disconnect between showing up for work, performing his duties and getting paid & NOT bothering to show up at all yet still expecting to be paid for said duties.🤣🤣🤣🤣
He missed two weeks of work and out of those two weeks he worked one day. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Edit: I work with a girl who calls off every other weekend and always complains that she never has any money… the moral of the story is, dont call off and then complain later about your pay…. Just.. go to work.
😂😂😂 i got people like this at my job bro. Call out, come in hours late, requesting off. Family emergencies every other week. Then i gotta deal with it when they wanna know why their check is only $12.43.
This exactly what I learned training with supervisors for hourly factory workers lol. One supervy said these generations getting worse because now you have to be the manager, teacher, and their therapist lmao.
I remember starting a job I hated and ended up quiting my first day. Stayed for an hour I didn't even come back from lunch. A week later I got a check from them for 12.57. They were so nice they compensated me for that hour 😂😂😂
@@MJ-gm7km it was like a bakery factory or something. None of the people there speaked english. They couldn't even give me clear directions on what to do. They just pointed at stuff and yelled at me in Spanish. It just got to be too much.
Its crazy because this is a skit but I actually knew someone just like this. They find any excuse they can to not come in and then always complain about how small their check is. This is too real lol
I remember one time I lied about a relative dying so I could chill at home and play the new Fallout 4 that just came out, and then 2 weeks later a real relative died and it was super embarrassing using that excuse again so soon, whole office telling me “if you just need a day off just ask for a vacation, why make up lies about people dying all the time?” Lol
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“we don’t offer overtime you just stayed when the building closed” 😂😂
“Okay.”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂dude is nuts
Lmao
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As a manager this is 100% accurate and annoying AF 🤣🤣🤣
Lazy bastards.
😂😂
Exactly! And they be mad at me because they’re check is short and why didn’t I just tell them so they could just move some things around and come on in to work. 🙄
how 7$ for two days is accurate 🤣
Yo K5, I’m not able to come in to work tomorrow man I’m sorry
i worked with a dude that was always calling out, one week he only worked 4 hours. He grabbed his check and sat at the table with us and opened it, and i watched his soul leave his body in 4k.😂😂😂
I'm sure he didn't care that much. You slaved for a company you don't own.
@@369pendulum
He prob did care cause the bills are due.
@@369pendulum harsh take. Unless you're a billionaire, you're a slave to bills just to live. 😢
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What kind of jobs allow you to call off so much?
"You said your back was hurting but you was at the amusement park!"😂
After all that complaining he still called out of work after seeing the consequences.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is so accurate!
He don’t want the money forreal 😂
@@NileseyyNiles he Definitely don’t. 🤣 I appreciate the content you drop keep up the 🔥 videos.
@@NileseyyNiles lol
Gotta continue the cycle 😂
Considering how much he getting paid, I wouldn’t show up either
If 2 days of work is 7$ 10 days would be like 35$, I wouldn’t show up either. Lol
2:48
In those 2 days, he only came late before they were closing and stayed overtime despite they closed the building and there was no actual work.
Blud said if you work 2 out of 10 days you get 7 dollars hell nah 😂
The fact that you already know before you open it, but you never think it’s gonna be THAT low 😆
EVERY. TIME!
Ain't you off today 😂
@@kiana582ify 😆😆😆
Bruh even when you work like 3 hours less than you normally do.
@@slipinslider Right LOL
How he didn't get fired is beyond me.... 😂😂
Right?!
Even at the end, Mng. STILL didn't fire him. Like, WTF?!?!? LMAO!
They don’t be firing them 🤣🤣
Trying to get him to quit. That way he can’t get unemployment 😂
@@tavaresjwilliams But even if that was the case, and I'm slightly miffed on how much sense your statement makes (LOL), Mng. still has a solid case on why dude would be denied unemployment.
Bruh said “you didn’t work a double , you just stayed until the building closed”😂😂
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Bruh that oof after the fact😂
I will never understand the folks that hang out in the parking lot after their shift 😂
The way he say “right” and “okay” when getting called out is hilarious 😂
😂😂😂😂
“Right” “mmhmm” 😂😂😂😂 I’m crying
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
“I mean, that’s basically slavery, Marcus.”
😂😂
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The Victim Complex is real. 😩
@@KingStr0ng if you think $7 for two days worth of works is a “ victim mindset “ you’re delusional n prob think the same about slavery.
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Literally read this as he said it😂
Marcus: You said your grandfather died twice in one week."
Niles: Yeah but he died on both sides."
🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
By far the funniest call out line i ever heard in my life...
And i call out a LOT!!!🤣
No cap I used this but my grandmother's actually died a week from each other. I buried one and had to bury my other one
RIP Abula
@yishaithegift9953 annnnnndddd... "that's all folks!!!"
@yishaithegift9953 I got you my g lol Abula's
@@wakingwithamask I'm sorry for your losess. That is truly tough.
I'm a manager and had one of my employees do exactly that.
This conversation felt too real. I started to feel like I was eavesdropping😅.
When he said you worked 2 of those days I would’ve been publicly laughing.
Facts😂😂😂😂😂
$7 for two days is still crazy 😂
Child support
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He clocked in for only half an hour for both days. 😢
@@mevans4408Don’t forget taxes
The fact that there are people out there who actually use this type of logic is hilarious.
Knowledge *
Facts, that makes it funnier 🤣😆🤣
Was listening to a coworker cuss out hr for her check being short and she called off for a whole week
Working in HR, this is accurate AF. One guy was mad with HR because he took unpaid leave and was mad that his child support wasn't being taken out of his check while out on leave?! What check sir?! You out on leave🤦
Man bout to be eating air and disappointment for dinner the next two weeks 😭💀
Yeah I can’t imagine having a two week pay job. I’d be hella struggling to get by
@@lucidcactus2541So you got a job that pays you weekly?
@@sbj97believe it or not there are multiple jobs that have different pay periods. Most are bi-weekly but there are weekly and even daily paying jobs.
With a side of eviction 😂
@@Dungman65 when you get paid weekly those jobs are mainly harder too
His manager said we don’t even offer overtime, you just staying after the building closed 😂😂😂
Yoo I’m a manager and these conversations be happening more than you think 😂
no way bro, there's no way hourly workers don't understand that they not getting shit if they don't put in hours lol
Really no way lol
One of my coworkers calls out all the time then complains when his check is low and asks people for money
They do! People be straight confused.
Half these people these days don't want to work they just want the money. YOU GOT TO WORK FOR THE MONEY🤦🏿♂️🤣🤣
Lmaooo the fact he still called out at the end is dumb funny 😂😂
😂 lmfao that had me dead
When the mgr said "what's the problem" I knew that Niles was the problem 😂😂😂
The manager was talking real strong, but he had all the receipts. 😂 he was pulling his card so hard Niles had to be like, “don’t do that.” 😂😂😂
“When yu work 2 days out of 10 days yu supposed to work“🤣🤣💀
U get 7 dollars 😂😂
N u hold that in yuh raas
I'm still amazed at how Niles can edit such a realistic conversation with himself. A lot of people aren't willing to put in that work and attention to detail.
Type of shit that have you count your exact minutes on the clock 😂
Yeah he got me messed up if he thinks I’m going to except that I only have 7 dollars for TWO DAYS of work. I’d tell him to pull up my exact hours not tell me about days I missed or the fact I came in late.
@@lucidcactus2541 facts 😂💯
@@lucidcactus2541 he gets paid 44 cents an hour, so it adds up to 7.09 cents for 2 days 👌 he must be in the 40s
@@Tilley53 , In the 40’s with a whole iPhone 13
@@lucidcactus2541 it's a joke 😭 I'm just trying to make the $7 make sense
The constant zooming in on the low check was hilarious. 😂
It’s the audacity of you to call out again while you asking why your paycheck is 7 dollars for me lmfaoooo he was ready for your ass 😂😂
“Ain’t you off today” Niles be calling out so much that he even call out on his days off
It's how slow he unfolded the paycheck for me 😂 then tried to call off again after all that 🤣🤣🤣
SHE?
@@ThelegalSWAG edit error
😂😂
I love how he keeps looking at the check over and over like the numbers gone change
Like opening an empty fridge hoping something will magically be in there.
“I noticed you didn’t clock out on your lunch break so I went ahead and adjusted the hours for you” 😊
Btw, this is illegal. Fair Labor Standards Act (FSLA) , if you’re working then you get paid for all your time. But if you just doing your thing on the clock, you’ll be on the hook for potential repercussions
That $7 can only get you a little ceaser pizza 😂😂
With NO toppings, tho😂
That place is actually open? Lol we had one that was never open cause they never made any money
7.14 😂😂
That shii lower than the minimum wage😂😂😂
Fr he's making 44 cents an hour 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Real nigga shit
" You didn't work a double shift, you just stayed when the building closed" LMFAO!!!
So for those 2 days he worked did he just clocked in and then clocked out real quick? Cause 7 dollars for 2 days is crazy. 💀
Lmfao that’s what I was thinking too . How tf did he only get $7 for two days?
Probably a lower paying job and then them taxes gotta come out too lmfao
@@Xnm hell naw that's below 7.25/hr that aint even legal 😅😅
Probably a commission based job? Even if that was the case that's terrible
Right he would have had to work like 15 minutes and then clock out on both days he came in 💀💀
I felt this on a spiritual level as someone who use to do this exact shit.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao
Damn he went to an amusement park😂😂😂
But his back so say hurting 🤣
"There's nothing I can do about that" annihilated me. Nonexistent paycheck 💀💀💀💀
That "AKCHULLY" near the end killed me. Sometimes ya just gotta quit or let the person go damn
“Then you said your back was hurting, but you was at an amusement park” 😂😭😭
"You just stayed when the building closed." 😂😂😂
I haven’t laughed this much in a long time . This had me rolling 😂
7 dollers
3:21 LMAOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣 “he died on both sides” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m weak
As a person who enjoyed calling out almost every summer years ago I could never imagine actually calling them 😂 I knew exactly what was about to happen and was ready for my “find out phase” every check💀💀💀
Calling out because your grandfather died on both sides is Wild!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
That's his business! 😂
The patience the manager had to stay on the phone with him for that long. My managers would have said check how many hours you clocked in and do the math then proceed to hang up the phone. 😂 🤣
“i did overtime bout both days” 😭😭😭
I absolutely love how the more they talk the more background you get out of the absolute hilarious story. TH-cam is ducking this guy he should have 1mil sub by now.
Love how this video popped up after I had been having scares about my own paycheck! 🤣
You’re unemployed stop the cap
Was this video about you?
@@anastasiabennett4854 Nah. My issue is they're cutting hours at my store. Fortunately my check wasn't that bad.
@@OGMillyMillz_ My Walmart stress dreams beg to differ. 😟
“$7.05” took me out 😂😂😂😂😂
"But Marcus, seven dollars🥴"
😂😂😂😂
But I worked a double both of those days
We don't offer overtime.. you just stayed until the building closed😂😂😂😂
Like he gon say, "Yeah I know man, hey look I'ma Cashapp you right quick n help get you back on ya feet." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not even enough to buy a meal at McDonald's 😂
I almost cursed out my HR for a short paycheck before I realized I had called out 😂
Mannn are you telling me I have to actually show UP to work to get paid??? Nah bruh that's crazy 💀💀💀💀
at the end he had the nerve to call out again😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
They shoulda sent him a tube of coins. Anybody that can write 7.05 dollars on a cheque is hella cold. I'mma have to warm the place up with arson. 😂
Not with arson 🤣🤣
Whoa that took a dark turn 😮
Bro said "a tube of coins..." 💀...what's crazy is that's not even a whole roll of quarters...you need $10 for that...good thing bro don't need to wash his uniform since he only wore it for like 30 minutes over 2 weeks...Lol!!
I hope your comment gets the shine it deserves 👏🏾💯
00:47 that music brings so much ptsd 😂. You know that anytime you have to be placed on hold it’s because of something your nervous over.
That check is just unbelievable… but two days $7 ….😢😮
1:34 the sound effect and the shock in the mangers voice is comedy gold 😂
It’s the fact that he still tried to call out for the next day, after all that 🎉😂
I had this dude on my team last year. Thank God he left the job.
"A mistake with finance" knowing dayum well he didn't show up all week 😭😭😂😂
Yes the call out afterward is justified. My man gotta get his mind right to go to work for the next two whole entire weeks. Stay Strong brotha
The music when he was transferring over had me dying for some reason😂
i remember thinking i worked a week then called off so my check should be good man i was mad asf looking at that $165 couldn’t eat good for 2 weeks after that 😂😂😂🤦🏾♂️
This really how my coworkers be though 😂😵💫
He gone keep looking at the check like it’s gone change 😂
You never miss a beat🤣🤣🤣💡 genius i feel lik you got content that is limitless this is your lane😂😂😂😂
Man I get mad if I call out ONE day and my shyt be short. I’d be in tears.😂😂😂😂
The funny thing about this is that every single person has done this when their check is lower than it should be fam 😂. Especially around Rent time
dead ass ive never done this when i was back in high school and i was callin out i knew my shit would be low i just had other priorities at the time but once i had to start payin rent i aint miss a day
Naw this isn’t everybody ! Every since I’ve had a job I went to work. You don’t work you don’t eat ! Now as an adult I got PTO and I still don’t just call off like an idiot.
@@christopherpitts3941fr
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Depression be kicking my ass 💀
Niles really came crazy at all the lazy procrastinators as he should lmao. I WAS LITERALLY THAT GUY LMAO. It was more I was mentally disconnected from the job than anything and I just kept calling out. Hell all 5 of my granparents died within 6 months at one of my old jobs and when I went to the next job the hiring manager said "So I made a few calls and just hope that there isn't anymore deaths in your family" and left it at that. I immediately knew what he meant without saying it. If I call out I'm done basically. This was back in 2019-2020. Now I am there everyday on time and even have been coming in a hour early just to prove a point. Don't be 7 dollar guy or me. Put in the hard work and when you see them checks at the end of the pay period BBOOOOOOIIIIII
Do you still work at the same place? Did they increase your wage?
@@BahehsAldeen Currently with a different company (i was working graveyard shift at my last job NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART). I learned a lot from personal mistakes especially when it came to time management. My last job I left from where I was late ODE was $15/hr. Then the next job where the boss told me not to call out was $18/hr. Now I make $21/hr and goes up every year
I read both ur comment and reply and I can agree. I struggle wit procrastination but I had to realize I was the cause for alot of my own problems due to my habits. It’s very rare something comes easy in life gotta put in that hard work to be where u wanna be. At least ur were able to learn from urself and improve ur situation. Sometimes that’s all it takes💯💯
When you get over those jobs bro it be emergency every day
It's good to hear that you got you act together BIG W
Don’t get PTO and VTO twisted 😂😂.. idk your hourly wage and hours work but you clock in 2 days I assuming you work full time tho lol let’s just say 15 per hour x 16 hours - taxes = is less than $240 pay check lol $7.05 child support got you 😂😂😂
😂 exactly
A+ pocket watching
I know not to do anything around you! 😂😂😂
Had a co worker years ago who the mother of his child found out he started another job and she went to the child support place.. they was taking his whole check.. I don't know if he had been dodging her and their kid(s) but that's what he told me when I said hey how it going.
They still can’t take more than 50% so I mean 😢
I cant wait to show my coworkers this..we always laughing at other guys calling out twice a week😂
This is on point! 😂 People really be like this - want to get paid for not working. It baffles me.
Niles is the best of all time.. said it.. lmaoo!
The anxiety and tension in this is too real. Exactly how it feels EVERYTIME calling work lmfao!
You can tell this happens a lot actually because these places all post everyone's worked hours, their schedule and everything out on the wall, it's all out for everyone to see lmao.
He KEEPS looking at the check like the numbers are going to change 😭😂😂😂😂
Just him even clicking the volume UP button to hear the truth 🤣
“ out of them 10 days you only worked 2 “ & had the nerve to ask whats your point 😂
I’m weak off the title alone 😂
Bruh, keep these skits coming, on my momma you gone blow 😂
There seems to be a huge disconnect between showing up for work, performing his duties and getting paid & NOT bothering to show up at all yet still expecting to be paid for said duties.🤣🤣🤣🤣
It be the “oooh” 😂😂😂
“I called out like how?”
He said he died ON BOTH SIDES. I HOLLERED!!! 🤣😂🤣😂
Same! That was too much😂😂
He missed two weeks of work and out of those two weeks he worked one day. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Edit: I work with a girl who calls off every other weekend and always complains that she never has any money… the moral of the story is, dont call off and then complain later about your pay…. Just.. go to work.
this scary how accurate this was to my life the past week 😂 payday tomorrow bout to be sad ash 😭😭
Bills need to be paid
I immediately started laughing at the title because I be doing the same thing ong 😂😭
😂😂😂 i got people like this at my job bro. Call out, come in hours late, requesting off. Family emergencies every other week. Then i gotta deal with it when they wanna know why their check is only $12.43.
This exactly what I learned training with supervisors for hourly factory workers lol. One supervy said these generations getting worse because now you have to be the manager, teacher, and their therapist lmao.
You are so hilarious. I do not know if I can even watch you without laughing hard enough that my neck hurts. 😂😅😊
"actually what, Niles?" 😂😂😂😂 The manager didnt even hang up
Knew he was going to try to say something else. Lol
I remember starting a job I hated and ended up quiting my first day. Stayed for an hour I didn't even come back from lunch. A week later I got a check from them for 12.57. They were so nice they compensated me for that hour 😂😂😂
Legally, they had to. But lol what was the job?
@@MJ-gm7km it was like a bakery factory or something. None of the people there speaked english. They couldn't even give me clear directions on what to do. They just pointed at stuff and yelled at me in Spanish. It just got to be too much.
Its crazy because this is a skit but I actually knew someone just like this. They find any excuse they can to not come in and then always complain about how small their check is. This is too real lol
😂”don’t do that”😂
" You just stayed when the building closed "
- Off The Clock Employee
I never get tired of the "ooofff"!!
I remember one time I lied about a relative dying so I could chill at home and play the new Fallout 4 that just came out, and then 2 weeks later a real relative died and it was super embarrassing using that excuse again so soon, whole office telling me “if you just need a day off just ask for a vacation, why make up lies about people dying all the time?” Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You gotta lotta heart for being able to stand up for that whole call
I work from home , and I had this same situation happen last week . I feel you Niles something ain’t right 🧐😂😂😂
How u…. From home… but missin… mannnnnn
@@victoriamann7680 lmao sis shit just be happening man 😂😂🤣🤷♂️
"We don't even offer overtime, you just stayed after the building closed"