Just in time for the anniversary of BioShock! Thanks for watching everyone! This was one of my favorite series to work on, even though completing it spanned several years! Here's some fun facts. 1. Episode 1 of this was the THIRD "What if Talked" video I ever did, which is why it and episode 2 were so short. 2. It took me several years to finish this series as there just wasn't much interest originally, until eventually future episodes started to take off. At that point I decided to wrap up the series. 3. This is not directly tied to any other "What if Talked" series (at this time). Maybe it will tie into something else eventually. 4. BioShock 2 is one of my most requested series, so perhaps I'll have to look into doing that. 5. The ending of this series is one of the few times I get a bit more serious in any of my videos. It just seemed fitting.
Can I please request that you consider what if you talked in the forest? I love that game and I'm sure that, with your personality and voices, you could make an amazing video
@@Yuri_Manager What I love about it, is that Atlas wanted Jack to harvest the little sisters because they have Adam and are less than human according to Fontaine. Jack's compassion rewards him while Frank's selfishness bites him in the ass in the end. Evil is self-destructive to the core. Jack never defeated Fontaine. Atlas's greed is what kills him.
@t-rexcellentreviews1663 I noticed you said the word "mate" and the only people that say the word "mate" at the end of a thank you or greeting are Australians so I wanted to ask if you have played the hit team based game TOM CLANCY'S RAINBOW SIX|SIEGE at all or in any capacity?
46:48 “would you kindly die now thanks”. that has to be one of the coolest lines ever except for the line when he said BOOM at the end of Choo choo Charles
Press Start To Laugh should consider doing Bioshock 2, either as a continuation of the first story line where Eleanor is one of the Larry Jr's, or should as a new string of events have it where Subject Delta is fighting his way to Sophia Lamb because she isn't obeying their child custody agreement. Either way I think it would be a hilarious dive into a new series.
I couldn't agree more. Being a fan of Bioshock 2 I think a series based on this game would be amazing. The greater amount dialogue in the game and different outcomes based on your choices would make it really interesting to see where he would take it.
when you take into account that sofia lamb needed someones genetic material to make eleanor ( you see where I'm going ) and she picked subject delta here's the video if you didn't get what was i saying or if your confused th-cam.com/video/6QIaRuGz4UI/w-d-xo.html
No Brit or Irish player would have fallen for that Atlas act! "So... You're Irish but you call folks 'boyo' like the Welsh? Mate, yer a Yank! Only those eejits think all us Celts talk alike! And yeh canny spell 'aluminium' right! Yah choob!" (Our hero actually sold his blood to various Dark Ops divisions hence his ability to pay for five graduations, five weddings and his own palliative care.)
Part of me was hoping to hear reactions to things like the weapon upgrade stations. "Cool! Now my pistol can be more pistoly, my shotgun can be more shotguny and my DAKKA can be more DAKKAIE, only with bullets instead of alcohol." Or the respawn chamber. "Oh god oh god oh god I think I'm gone die! Goodby cruel wor-what the fuck? Why am I in a glass tube? And why am I not dying? Not that I'm complaining.... If this is heaven god and I are about to have a strongly worded chat." "Ok, good news, I'm pretty sure I'm not dead. Bad news, I'm still very much stuck in this underwater hell hole. At least if I was in normal hell I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be constantly getting dripped on."
Larry jr #3: hey papa? Are we getting a mom? Jack: well that lady without a pinky agreed to meet me for some pie, so who knows where that’ll go. Later... Jack: I beat my father to death with a golf club, you? Elizabeth: I drowned him in a river, this is some good pie btw Jack: thanks, it’s my own recipe.
no imagine hes like “i survived in an city at the bottom of the ocean saving little girls and killed a guy that had me genetically modified to obey him when he said would you kindly and then i had a legion of girls stab him with syringes till he died how about you?”
Imagine if eleanor was there too. My mother ended up killing my father, but i extracted fluids from my father to preserve his mind right before his body was lost to sea (i’m not great at understanding lore, so correct me if i am wring
I like to imagine when PSTL does The Forest, the character will have the opposite feelings towards Delta that Jack has, basiclly saying "I knew I should have flown Delta" instead of "This is the last time I fly Delta"
Fun Fact: If you save enough Little Sisters to get the Adam Boosting perk, then harvest all the rest, you end up with more Adam overall than if you simply harvest them from the start.
How did you somehow explain my entire experience with this game first time round and yet still make me shocked by some responses you sir are *mwah* chefs kiss of perfection
33:59 - Section 8 was a category of discharge from the United States military, used for a service member judged mentally unfit for service. Section 8 was also often given to cross-dressers, gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people
me: *has played bioshock more than once never thinking of whale collisions with the buildings in rapture.* *watches video* Me: Huh-! wait now your bringing up some good questions!
Why did I just start crying at the ending when you said "going down to that fishbowl sucked it was worth it." when I heard those words I just started crying for no reason....
Thank you for doing the voice over so well on this this is one of my favorite games and one of the first ones I played ever it completely captures the horror fear terror and gorgeous beauty that the game brought
I'm sorry, I thought this was a comedy, so how dare you make me tear up for the finale?! I mean, the whole thing was a damn gag and it still made me wanna cry.
Now that was a hoot and a half. Loved the ending. I've got two suggestions: What if Delta Talked in BioShock 2? What if Rook Talked in Hardspace: Shipbreaker?
I always assumed as probably one of the dominant powers left in Bioshock, Dr. T let you and her split Ryan's wealth. As his son, you had some claim, and that should have been more than enough for a comfy life for you and 10 to 30 (yes, we only see five but I assume you took as much as you could) Lil brat, er, sisters :) Anyway, thanks for the funniest play-through ever.
I wish he would do one of these for the second game Would LOVE to see the personality he’d give to delta And how he would have him react to Sophia lambs bullshit
The fact this is 51 seconds of an hour is mildly infuriating but I still lvoe this series it was the bishock videos that helped me found this channel and I fell in love with it Would lvoe to see bioshock 2 I know infinite qill probeely never be done as booker does talk
i just imagine one of the little sisters grown up and just at therapy and itd be like: therapist: now what was the reason for your trauma? little sister: me and a bunch of 4 year olds stabbed a guy in the chest with needles
I just finished Bioshock last night after 2 years of my original PC playthrough being unfinished cause of a STUPID softlock that happened towards the final areas of the game, but this was GOLDEN to watch after it ALL! (Also, RIP Larry you were the true HERO in this series and Jack too I guess and all the Larry Juniors aswell too I guess twice, anyways BYE for now and see ya in the full Bioshock 2!)
Just in time for the anniversary of BioShock! Thanks for watching everyone! This was one of my favorite series to work on, even though completing it spanned several years! Here's some fun facts.
1. Episode 1 of this was the THIRD "What if Talked" video I ever did, which is why it and episode 2 were so short.
2. It took me several years to finish this series as there just wasn't much interest originally, until eventually future episodes started to take off. At that point I decided to wrap up the series.
3. This is not directly tied to any other "What if Talked" series (at this time). Maybe it will tie into something else eventually.
4. BioShock 2 is one of my most requested series, so perhaps I'll have to look into doing that.
5. The ending of this series is one of the few times I get a bit more serious in any of my videos. It just seemed fitting.
dang it now i have to reorganized my binge playlist
Thank you for making this is one of the few series I comeback and watch
Also it’d be awesome if you do bioshock 2
Can I please request that you consider what if you talked in the forest? I love that game and I'm sure that, with your personality and voices, you could make an amazing video
Bro I just started playing the remaster a day ago then you post a vid good timing
57:18
"Get him would you kindly!"
I can totally see Jack saying this for real. So much spite/salt in that line. Karma is delicious
heck yeah
Oh thank God this video existed or I would still be watching more Mario gameplays
@@Yuri_Manager What I love about it, is that Atlas wanted Jack to harvest the little sisters because they have Adam and are less than human according to Fontaine. Jack's compassion rewards him while Frank's selfishness bites him in the ass in the end. Evil is self-destructive to the core. Jack never defeated Fontaine. Atlas's greed is what kills him.
“I gotta tell you something, going down to that fish bowl sucked… it was worth it…” perfect ending mate.
True mate very true now would you kindly say thank you
THANK…YOU…uh I mean, since you asked so kindly, thank you!
Honestly so emotional, didn't expect that from PS2L.
@t-rexcellentreviews1663 I noticed you said the word "mate" and the only people that say the word "mate" at the end of a thank you or greeting are Australians so I wanted to ask if you have played the hit team based game TOM CLANCY'S RAINBOW SIX|SIEGE at all or in any capacity?
Imagine if he said, "-going down to that fish bowl sucked… you were worth it…"
Very parent to child line.
“Higher ground? Did you fail to notice that WE’RE SURROUNDED BY WATER!?”
You took one of sweetest endings in video games and somehow made it sweeter. You truly are the candyman of TH-cam.
I was laughing at the end then he said it was worth it... I'm bawling my eyes out now 😭
Back again to have my feelings screaming in goddamn confusion from mood-whiplash once more, awwww yeah
Morbo is not crying! He just has a parasite in his eye! TT
Agreed
True
46:48 “would you kindly die now thanks”. that has to be one of the coolest lines ever except for the line when he said BOOM at the end of Choo choo Charles
Love how Jack named the robots and little sisters after two of the Three Stooges
I love how he avoided the controversial 3rd Stooge. Me and my fellow Three Stooges fans argue over Shemp and Curly constantly
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Press Start To Laugh should consider doing Bioshock 2, either as a continuation of the first story line where Eleanor is one of the Larry Jr's, or should as a new string of events have it where Subject Delta is fighting his way to Sophia Lamb because she isn't obeying their child custody agreement.
Either way I think it would be a hilarious dive into a new series.
I couldn't agree more. Being a fan of Bioshock 2 I think a series based on this game would be amazing. The greater amount dialogue in the game and different outcomes based on your choices would make it really interesting to see where he would take it.
when you take into account that sofia lamb needed someones genetic material to make eleanor ( you see where I'm going ) and she picked subject delta
here's the video if you didn't get what was i saying or if your confused th-cam.com/video/6QIaRuGz4UI/w-d-xo.html
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No Brit or Irish player would have fallen for that Atlas act! "So... You're Irish but you call folks 'boyo' like the Welsh? Mate, yer a Yank! Only those eejits think all us Celts talk alike! And yeh canny spell 'aluminium' right! Yah choob!" (Our hero actually sold his blood to various Dark Ops divisions hence his ability to pay for five graduations, five weddings and his own palliative care.)
I'm not sure, as an American, but I'm pretty sure it's 'lad' or 'yog', not 'boyo'.
I'm not even Irish nor Welsh yet I can still somehow understand this shit XD
Part of me was hoping to hear reactions to things like the weapon upgrade stations.
"Cool! Now my pistol can be more pistoly, my shotgun can be more shotguny and my DAKKA can be more DAKKAIE, only with bullets instead of alcohol."
Or the respawn chamber.
"Oh god oh god oh god I think I'm gone die! Goodby cruel wor-what the fuck? Why am I in a glass tube? And why am I not dying? Not that I'm complaining.... If this is heaven god and I are about to have a strongly worded chat."
"Ok, good news, I'm pretty sure I'm not dead. Bad news, I'm still very much stuck in this underwater hell hole. At least if I was in normal hell I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be constantly getting dripped on."
These lines are perfect bro!
MORE DAKKA
"Go get stepped on by a big daddy" may be the single kinkiest thing I've heard from a game from the era of bioshock...
Larry jr #3: hey papa? Are we getting a mom?
Jack: well that lady without a pinky agreed to meet me for some pie, so who knows where that’ll go.
Later...
Jack: I beat my father to death with a golf club, you?
Elizabeth: I drowned him in a river, this is some good pie btw
Jack: thanks, it’s my own recipe.
Damn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
no imagine hes like “i survived in an city at the bottom of the ocean saving little girls and killed a guy that had me genetically modified to obey him when he said would you kindly and then i had a legion of girls stab him with syringes till he died how about you?”
Imagine if eleanor was there too. My mother ended up killing my father, but i extracted fluids from my father to preserve his mind right before his body was lost to sea (i’m not great at understanding lore, so correct me if i am wring
She’d be the weird waitress who interrupts the two’s conversation to chime in. @@Dude-xb3xh
@@Dude-xb3xhDelta: “Is that a mental pool table and a psychic jacuzzi? Aw, you’re the best daughter a Big Daddy could ever have.”
I like to imagine when PSTL does The Forest, the character will have the opposite feelings towards Delta that Jack has, basiclly saying "I knew I should have flown Delta" instead of "This is the last time I fly Delta"
Fun Fact: If you save enough Little Sisters to get the Adam Boosting perk, then harvest all the rest, you end up with more Adam overall than if you simply harvest them from the start.
You get far more if you never harvest at all. The constant gifts vastly outweigh harvesting.
@@zacharyhawley1693 I was talking raw Adam numbers, but yes the gifts are nice.
@@zacharyhawley1693 ironic
Though Harvesting them will get you the bad Ending But at least you’ll get enough Adam!
It’s dark that you know that
This ending always give me a pinch to the heart even after looking the whole series multiple time dammit
How did you somehow explain my entire experience with this game first time round and yet still make me shocked by some responses you sir are *mwah* chefs kiss of perfection
33:59 - Section 8 was a category of discharge from the United States military, used for a service member judged mentally unfit for service. Section 8 was also often given to cross-dressers, gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people
Thanks for the information 😊
“I smell a lawsuit coming”
-The Manager who tricked the Karen and locking her out of the shop
me: *has played bioshock more than once never thinking of whale collisions with the buildings in rapture.*
*watches video*
Me: Huh-! wait now your bringing up some good questions!
15:37 "... ... ... NOPE!" had me cracking up because that's exactly what I'd do
Why did I just start crying at the ending when you said "going down to that fishbowl sucked it was worth it." when I heard those words I just started crying for no reason....
Thank you for doing the voice over so well on this this is one of my favorite games and one of the first ones I played ever it completely captures the horror fear terror and gorgeous beauty that the game brought
The ending really tugged on my tears. Loved it.
Even though Bioshock is super chaotic and nuts you made the ending so sweet. Love the content keep up the great work
I'm sorry, I thought this was a comedy, so how dare you make me tear up for the finale?! I mean, the whole thing was a damn gag and it still made me wanna cry.
Gotta keep ya'll guessing sometimes :-)
@@PressStartToLaughnice
15:56 "He's in the pipes. HE'S IN THE GODDAMN PIPES!"
Seems familiar doesn't it?
Can't wait for BioShock 2's What If Delta Talked.
"I didn't survive that fish bowl for this!"
like that there are posters of a play "*Patrick and Moira"
so Atlas's family was all made up, and you could have figured it out.
0:12 ~*Bursts out laughing.*~
Now that was a hoot and a half. Loved the ending.
I've got two suggestions:
What if Delta Talked in BioShock 2?
What if Rook Talked in Hardspace: Shipbreaker?
“Going down to that fishbowl sucked!” 😆 “but it was worth it.”😢
**stares at bloody toilet** "Ah, yeah, someone had tacos."
16:26
"AH! HOLY SHIT, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM"
My honest reaction to enemies suddenly coming out of nowhere and throws my aim off so bad
This is such a great series.
11:06
Jack:Aw jeez someone had the tacos
Me:Who’s serves tacos in Rapture?
I would absolutely love to see Bioshock 2! Phenomenal work on this and I can’t wait to see more from you :)
a man chooses, a slave obeys. i chose to like and subscribe. so help me support this absolute genius, would you kindly?
Eh don't have time. Maybe later
Support.
The journey was made even more special by hearing Jack's hilarious personality, great video!
i like to think his just jumping trough universes or the stories are a continuation of the last adventure he did
This makes me hope Bioshock 2 is in the works since it's another silent protagonist. Finger's crossed.
Love this, will we every get bioshock 2?
same, when do we get Bioshock 2
@@LoneWolf20213maybe a long time😊
Check it out he did BioShock 2
@@RachelG1979 yup it finally happened
18:25
That line! It's catchy. Catchy! CAAAATCHYYY!!!
at 20:35 you can see a fast frame of big guy appering then dissipering into the air.
I always assumed as probably one of the dominant powers left in Bioshock, Dr. T let you and her split Ryan's wealth. As his son, you had some claim, and that should have been more than enough for a comfy life for you and 10 to 30 (yes, we only see five but I assume you took as much as you could) Lil brat, er, sisters :) Anyway, thanks for the funniest play-through ever.
21:18 I do the same thing, saying "Yes" to each of their "No"s.
the ending of the first bioshock is shockingly beautiful after everything that happened in game, i'm glad you kept it in
me: sees title, ‘oh this is gonna be good.’
I wish he would do one of these for the second game
Would LOVE to see the personality he’d give to delta
And how he would have him react to Sophia lambs bullshit
The zoom in was perfect 17:41
"A legion of little girls to do my bidding* had me dying
Dam dude a video compiling of videos across a span of 4 years. liiit. Also pray to doomgod.
The Big Daddy Bouncer Jack hipnotized: (sees the trip wires) ok I'll wait by tye door, you do your thing Jack
Love your commentary's you inspired me to wonder what the people who are silent are doing or thinking while we're playing games. Nice concept!
The best ending I have ever seen
Yassss i just started playing this. This is why i love your channel now i cant play the game without giggling i love it i absolutely love it.
Rest in peace Larry the murderbot he has taken Many lives he'll be missed by all please A moment of silence for Larry is a murderbot
When his voice got lower was I the only one that said the wither is back
Fare thee well, Larry. Your legacy shall live on in Larry Jr, Larry Jr, Larry Jr and Larry Jr.
Liar was a good friend and this video is great keep it up dude
love this stuff thx for being awesome
The fact this is 51 seconds of an hour is mildly infuriating but I still lvoe this series it was the bishock videos that helped me found this channel and I fell in love with it
Would lvoe to see bioshock 2
I know infinite qill probeely never be done as booker does talk
you have engrish problem, da? no worry, i talk like heavy for you.😐
@@lordXexe actually that's just me typing to fast I am english. Fingers just move to fast on key board
i just imagine one of the little sisters grown up and just at therapy and itd be like:
therapist: now what was the reason for your trauma?
little sister: me and a bunch of 4 year olds stabbed a guy in the chest with needles
And that was the end of things
@@slayerofmortallychallenged2470 yup
Bioshock 1 actually having a proper voice actor for Jack as good as Booker's voice actor would've been amazing....
The water on the screen in the game I thought was real water so I tried rubbing it off but realized that i was a dumbass
man you guys are literally my favorite youtuber every parody you do is so funny and really awesome i hope you keep doing what your doing
I just finished Bioshock last night after 2 years of my original PC playthrough being unfinished cause of a STUPID softlock that happened towards the final areas of the game, but this was GOLDEN to watch after it ALL! (Also, RIP Larry you were the true HERO in this series and Jack too I guess and all the Larry Juniors aswell too I guess twice, anyways BYE for now and see ya in the full Bioshock 2!)
I really hope we see "What if Delta Talked" In Bioshock 2 from this channel one day.
You will
@@PressStartToLaugh
How. I haven't seen a single youtuber answer on a video after five years.
Do this again but with Bendy and The Ink Machine, Baldi’s Basics, or Doom 1993
That was the good ending of the game.
The outback? Now that got me good.
7:10 Zeus has entered the chat
Alright this is the best thing I’ve seen in a while lol! Also I think y’all should do bioshock 2!
15:15
H E A D S H O T
“I don’t even know what a fathom means!”
So you’re saying you can’t FATHOM it? 😅
Is that a goddamn WHALE!?! THAT BRINGS UP A WHOLE *NEW* SET OF QUESTIONS
How do you avoid whale collisions!?
Awesome Video! Can you please do if Mr.X talked in Resident Evil 2?
.... Wait so no bot got nicknamed Curly during the entire run? shame.
Curly got saved for the Banban drone
You should have your own production studio, PSTL.
oh that that ending was just,,perfect
lightning could definitely make you fly I just don't see it giving you a very safe landing
The big daddy existing for 2 frames at 20:40 😂
I found that out on my survivor playthrough today
I can’t wait for episode 1 for bioshock 2 come out I bet it will be absolutely amazing!
This video makes me think of Brentalfloss's Bioshock with Lyrics video.
“Horray! Yay! Yeah! Take your time, I’m just gonna reload so I can empty some clips into your body” dang bro 💀
I think I may have cried on that last part (while laughing)
I was expecting an Oh ok the entire time
Also when you get electrobolt all i can think of is INTO THE BLOOD STREAM
I LOVE Bioshock and this is a pure work of art! I feel like in reality, this is what it would be like 😂
now that its out, I wonder what your humor could do for a What if you talked in Cult of the Lamb video
Love the BioShock series
20:59 Reminds of Langoliers: “… you’e scaring a little girl…”, “SCARING A LITTLE GIRL??!!”
Now we need what if you talked in bioshock 2?
I hope they do one for bioshock 2
Of all the games i'd like to play in vr the Bioshock games are at the top of the list.
RIP Larry. #JusticeforLarry
I don't know why but the "YEAH!! DRUGS!!!!" threw me off and it was hilarious
“Alright Moe this is it, we’re going in and I’m bringing the wrath of god with me” that line made me laugh harder than I thought I would
"Im not paying for your college, i didnt survive a fishbowl for this" got me 😂😂
'going down to that fishbowl sucked, but it was worth it' a journey through rapture in one sentence.