What if Mike (and Bonnie, Chica, Foxy, and Freddy) Talked in FNAF? (Parody)
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The Night Guard (Mike) doesn't talk in Five Nights at Freddy's. Nor does Bonnie, Chica, Foxy, and Freddy. We're gonna fix that. And we're going to TRY to stick with the lore on this one... Make sure to stay around for Night 2... things get real in Night 2.
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Portal 2 - Part 2 is next up! Now for some interesting facts about this video:
1. This was one of the hardest videos I've had to write, as I wanted to try and stay within the existing lore of FNAF. This makes comedy hard, AND sticking within the character of this game and HIS past.
2. SPOILERS all over the place, so be warned... OKAY.
3. I decided to have Mike/Michael act like a normal "new" employee would on his first night, as he didn't know if he was being watched and didn't want to get fired for being too "casual" about this whole thing. Michael has technically been through this kinda thing before.
4. Michael is also DEAD at this point (?) or at least has machine innards. Hence why he takes exception to being called a skin sack and says "been there done that" when Phone Guy says something about getting an endo skeleton shoved inside you.
5. The children voices are the voices of the spirits trapped inside the animatronics. We have a girl, and boy, and then an extra voice just because my other child wanted to take part. :-)
6. I ALSO tried to stick to the voices of the animatronics that were in Custom Night. Freddy with a low voice, Foxy the pirate, and Chica (my wife was going for a GLaDOS type voice). The only voice that doesn't exist is Bonnie...
7. I based Bonnie's voice on Roger Rabbit.
8. I decided not to play through nights 6 or 7 because I simply didn't want to. But I did reference what happens in them.
9. I included ONE jumpscare as a "haze the new guy" thing. I didn't want to do more after that, as that is TECHNICALLY the main character getting killed, and that doesn't really work for a story, does it?
First c:
I love how you stick to the lore and it’s serious but funny
I love this and I CALLED IT!!!!!! That you were doing fnaf and I hope you make a series if not then I understand
basing Bonnie's voice on Roger Rabbit. A man of culture I see.
Do you plan on returning to raft for the new update
Chica: "You're either really brave, or really stupid!"
Mike: "YES! YES I AM!! LEAVE A MESSAGE AT THE BEEP! BEEP!!!!"
Comedic gold right here.
Also very relatable.
Comedy G O L D
Mike, your Afton's showing.
Where's that again?
@@brendanstephens9563 13:00
Because of this masterpiece of a video, I now have the headcanon that Micheal learned how to fake an American accent to distance himself from his Afton roots
I’ll take that explanation over the real one… being that if I tried to do a British accent, a war might break out. ;-)
I just saw this comment now, sorry ;-; but yeah I can imagine WW3 starting because one man tried a British accent.
Just like H2MFNAFNS
@@PressStartToLaugh oh yeah, how’s the battle going on World of Warships?
@@Kroododile553 lol
"i'm gonna fix your crap dad" ok i knew you said you'd stick to the lore as much as possible but i didn't expect you to go that far, props dude
(not an Afton)
@@MrMonarch212he is an Afton in the games
@@MrMonarch212 Michael/Mike is an Afton in the games.
Honestly, I feel like having the animatronics speak would actually amplify the horror. Imagine they just start rapidly spouting different words from their voice lines to create a completely new, disturbing sentence. Nightmare fuel.
OHOHOHO I'M DOWN FOR THAT 🤩
I saw that used in an analog horror series. I never want to hear it again.
@@OmegaX9 which one?
@@OmegaX9 You can't just leave us like that tell us the name
@@kassiaactuallydraws9361 Winter of 83.
The reason trills wasn’t used as night guard is because not only would she not like more robots after aperture, but also she would accept Bonnie’s pie offer immediately
The guards also male
I mean, that too. But the other reasons are good
Pizza is a kind of pie.
@@oblivion715 I’m not even gonna try
I literally have no idea what you were trying to say
"Ima get em. Ima get em. Ima get em." I can't express how much I loved this part. I wasn't expecting it
Foxy was easily my favorite part with his random lines as he books it for the door
A fellow fan of fnaf and doom I see.
I'M GONNA GET ME AN AFTON
MAKE HIM WALK THE PLANK
SHOVE HIM IN A SUIT
that part got me XD
My favorite line of Foxys is "*sniff* Too mean."
Phone guy: "then again they might try to stuff a metal skeleton in you.."
Michael: "Been there, done that!" (Ennard)
such an underrated quote, they really knew the Lore when they made this video.
“These characters hold a special place in children’s hearts so show them a little respect”
“Only if they respect me.”
Same bro, same.
“Anyone else practice throwing cards when they were a kid because of Gambit?”
*Yes. Yes I did.*
As an X-Men anjoyer and Tara main in Brawl Stars this hit me harder than it should have
I picked up Sticks because I liked Nightwing and Daredevil,does that count?
Fun fact. Scott Cawthon had nightmares when he first developed the game. He was afraid of Bonnie, due to the fact that Bonnie is the most gruesome of the crew. He would stuff his victims haphazardly in the suits very, very violently.
I mean, if you're going to develop a horror game and you're giving yourself nightmares doing so, you're doing a pretty good job.
I thought it was because Bonnie didn't have eyebrows?
@@griffingower1883 unfortunately not
I'm still confused how something he made HIMSELF gave him nightmares
@@SolarShow he's THAT good Luigi!
Considering how overall Huge FNAF has been, both in general and in the horror genre, and how dialogue is semi-rare.......... I'm kinda surprised it took this long for a FNAF video like this to pop up.
Others beat him to the punch with things like how to make fnaf not scary.
@@galfinsp7216 to be fair, those are moreso straight up memes. this is just generally comedic.
To be completely honest, your right,it's been far to long without a video like this
There have been a few animations on TH-cam & Newgrounds where they made the animatronics talk.
Same hear man
Finally Mike no longer has silent protagonist syndrome
I enjoy the idea that the spirit kids and the animatronic actions are separate things, like the dead kids exist like a battery to push the robots forward but the goals and actions of the robots trying to protect the kids are actually a separate thought system from the kids that just want help. Misplaced protection instincts. Love it
So the kids are the gas pedal, and the robots are the steering wheel, got it.
Quick theoretical explanation for the doors using power:
The doors are held open by a pulley and weight system in the wall. The reason for this is that these doors are designed to automatically open to prevent people from getting trapped when the power fails. They are closed using a motor that lowers the door and then locked using either electromagnets or solenoids. This explains their requirement for power when closed.
😐👍
😐👍🤨 I’m not a genius like ypu
And if they get trapped in a small room like that without any power or anything they would suffocate because the Oxygen would be limited
Makes sense
The nerd that people wanted
Love how you put Sister Location references into Mike's dialogue
Poor guy worked 30 hours that week and only got 120 bucks? Apparently this game took place in 2003, so he's actually getting paid UNDER minimum wage to deal with all this.
Methinks he deserves a raise when this is done.
It took place in 1993. But yes, the pay is disappointing for 30 hours of the graveyard shift.
If I ever open an animatronic pizzeria, I am gonna pay my night guards $200 per day.
At least it's more than 2nd game
Honestly, I think everyone would love to have a series about FNAF from you all. But, I also know that this shite gets complicated quite fast, so if you all just want a one and done, I think a lot of people wouldn’t blame you.
Are you from anywhere near upper UK, because you said shite and it could be that you mistyped. just trying to be friendly btdubs.
@@jimweiss1043 Actually, I am from the UK! But thx for askin, mate!
Michael: Perfect I can drop the facade...
'Ello govna!
(The crew somewhere: Oh God no!)
No replies so I’m doing it.
@@hollyaura2499 Thanks.
@@strelitziamystery21 you’re welcome!❤️
Hi again! Don’t mind me just gonna leave a timestamp. 8:28
@@hollyaura2499 Cool!
Getting fnaf lore right is pretty difficult for most people, but you actually did it.
I respect you for that. The amount of research you had to do is insane (or you binge watched mat pats videos, that is a valid strategy:)).
Thank you
Even that's complicated, mainly cause there are so many
Agreed!
@@megax241 still he could of watched em all with a Playlist
Not sure most people realize these games even have an overarching lore.
@Fresh sans SAME
Despite Bonnie being nightmare fuel and trying to kill Mike he actually sounds nicer than i would've imagined. It just shows that the friendliest people aren't always the best looking.
Very accurate. Also, technically Michael is a skin sack, so Foxy was kind of right
Yup. It's why Michael took offense 😂 he knew it was true
@@PressStartToLaughone thing. Didnt SL take place after the events of Fnaf 1? That would mean he isn't a skin sack... yet
(No offense btw i fucking love your videos)
I like how... slowly, the lore of the guard is slipping through his character.
The amount of money I would pay to see the blooper reel for this episode rivals the entirety of Jeff Bezos’s wallet.
"Easiest job ever" Famous last words in anything horror related
I wonder how this version of Michael Afton would react to Golden Freddy. Considering his past with both the animatronic itself, and the fact that his younger brother is probably possessing it along with Cassidy, he'd probably have a lot of interesting dialogue with Golden Freddy.
Would he even KNOW by this point?
*golden freddy jump scares him*
Mike:AAAAAA S^>÷
Garrett:oh...hey mike :D
Cassidy:....what
Is it just me or does anyone else feel like this would be amazing animated?
At of these videos would be amazing animated
I'm trying to animate the best moments of the HK ones but I'm very lazy ToT
YES 👍
Its me to
Ohhhh I wish I could animate now
In case anyone needs a jumpscare warning:
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9:47 is the only jumpscare and it cuts off halfway through; the times the power goes out it hits 6am before Freddy gets his jumpscare in.
Trust me theres more jump scares, epsically if you're a 9ussy like me (I jumped when the door closed and tablet was opened)
Very funny, Bonnie!
It's one thing to do a FNaF parody. It's another to get the lore right while doing it in a game that hadn't had much at the time. Nice attention to detail. As a fan of the game, I appreciate that extra bit of effort. Also I love that Freddy just naturally knows Mike is an Afton. Makes sense imo.
Either that or Michael is already turned into a rasin at this point
Makes me think of what would Mike's reaction be if he saw or met Golden Freddy
Half of GF would be 'bro?' while the other half would be 'DieDieDieDieDieDieDieDie'
Foxy: "I'm gonna get me an Afton. Make him walk the plank, shove him in a suit!"
Mike: "Yeah, no."
Foxy: "Oh, come on. Barnacle breath!"
Mike: "Pirates of the Caribbean animatronic reject!"
Foxy: "Too mean."
Fans: "Oh! Burn!"
That's hilarious ☺
If Golden Freddy saw Michael in this, C.C. Afton's ghost would have recognized him immediately.
Edit: I know it's been 10 years since the bite of 83'.
“It’s me”
*Freddy's song plays faintly*
87'**
@@Myheadhurts.3That’s a different bite, their have been 2 in the FNAF timeline, the Bite of ‘83, shown in FNAF 4, and the bite of ‘87
@matthewthedemonangle5902 Honestly, I don't really care.
Oh my Lord, Freddy Fazbear sounds like Mufasa from Lion King, the Voice Actors did an outstanding job
mike: looking through the cameras
foxy: ima get em ima get em ima get em
mike: nope
me: "dies of laughter"
I've been a FNAF fan for a long time and seeing that he made a parody of it with lore made me happier than it should have ❤
I wasn't even aware the night guard in the first game had a name...shows how little I pay attention to these games. :/
Always wondered why these Fazbear places needed a security guard in the first place. Who's going to break in with a bunch of killer robots on the loose?!
If everyone knew about that, the place would be shut down.
They said that in the second game
I absolutely love that a horror game spawned off of criticism of one of Scott's older games, Chipper & Sons Lumber Co, became a big franchise that has spawned multiple media types.
As a OG FNaF Fan and someone who has been watching your videos for quiet a long time by now I was very happy to see this show up and it was pretty canon too!
Then it made me realize that Mike would probably have to hear some weird dad jokes in FNAF 3 if our dead william/ Springtrap would talk… and some weird stuff haha.
I‘m excited for the next Portal part
Springtrap’s jumpscare: are ya winning, son
"You must be really brave. Or really stupid."
"YES! YES I AM!"
Man, it's amazing how this ancient game is still near the peak of all horror games.
2014 is ancient, jesus christ I feel old
@@dakotasan8719 tell me about i feel like im 46 my guy im 15
I'm older than the FNAF franchise!
POSTAL1: You sure about that?
The jumpscares get less scary the more you play, but the atmosphere it creates works so well.
my personal vote goes to doing more in this series, theres many games and many many more characters
though i would understand why you wouldnt continue further
keeping with the lore, writing the scripts, etc. etc.
still i hope to see some more good stuff from this channel! have a good day!
now I wish their dialogs were cannon to the game!
yeah it would ruin the spooky mood but this should be a mod.
scott would prolly allow it to be a "Alternate" timeline of sorts knowing him....and to give matpat more reasons to dive back into the rabbit hole of FNAF.
Definitely appreciate the nods to the lore via some jokes.
Phone guy: Actually, if they think you're an empty suit, they may...stuff a metal endoskeleton into you...
Michael: Eh, been there, done that.
I laughed a little harder than I should at that one for instance, lol. Here's to hoping for If Michael and the others talk in FNAF 2!
Fantastic work.
My daughter is a huge FNAF fan, and will tell me about it at great length, you hit the lore perfectly.
Gotta get her to watch this tomorrow.
@@matthewwisdom9933 oh no! A child watching something mildly scary! It will emotionally scar her for life!
Kids are more resiliant than people nowadays think.
And I completely forgot about that video. My daughter quickly lost interest in videos, so we stopped.
You a good parent, props to you
You seem like an awesome dad (or mom, purely assuming based on your profile picture so if I'm wrong I apologize). Parents who support their kids' interests seem to unfortunately be pretty rare these days
@@break_the_galaxy thank you. And it is Dad.
While I don't share her interest, I'm happy to support hers. In this case it gets her reading the books, drawing FNAF art, and thinking about the confusing lore trying to see what makes sense. So I consider it all a win. Listening to her explain some of the weirder stuff is occassionally a challenge, but a small price to pay when its helping her become a better reader and artist.
I wish my dad was as supportive. 😔
A fun video would be a compilation of ALL the times, in every "What if you talked?" video, when DOOM God is mentioned, referenced or just otherwise present.
And I'm not just talking about every time the words "doom" and "god" are used together, but also some of the sentences where they appear.
you know, this reminds me a lot of the pre-voice actors era of fnaf
a time where a fan could consider voices like these or ones made by youtubers like ethgoesboom canon
Well...at least he didn't have to worry about Golden Freddy. He's the really mean one.
That might've been interesting, considering that he both has personal history with the animatronic itself (Golden Freddy, AKA Fredbear, being the animatronic that, although it was Mike's own fault, technically killed his brother, as well as the fact that said brother is probably one of two spirits possessing the animatronic).
@@thejennybean Well, there's always a chance he'll do a part 2.
Especially the fact that Spirit of Golden Freddy never rest and eternally torturing William in hell
@@thejennybean Actually, there are 2 spirits in Golden Freddy/FredBear. One is Michael's little brother. The other is a girl named Cassidy that William murdered, she's the vengeful spirit.
You're a mean one, Mr. Fredbear.
i love the shared voices over the series. Freddy is just the Wither
At least he didn't sing sea shanty or said Uhhhh
This will be so interesting, I can’t wait to see what jokes they came up with!
MatPat must be so excited for this
Nice job to all who participated in this video! Especially the person who voiced Freddy. That chuckling was spot on.
I’m proud of you for taking time to learn the lore of Five Nights at Freddy’s.
Now we know why this took so long.... This comedic perfection combined with some great attention to detail doesn't happen overnight!
Maybe I'm just easily amused but I genuinely laughed so hard I cried a little bit at the "been there done that" line. As a FNAF veteran I'll admit I came into this with low expectations but wow, this may be one of my favorite interpretations of Michael so far. You did your research and it shows, major props to you for that and I hope to see this series continue :D
Bonnie: Hug?
Mike: No, I'm more of a handshake guy
That made me laugh so much
Don't worry Mike you've got this. It can't be any worse than the jobs your cousins got with the Alterra Corporation and Kindred Aerospace. Although it might have been a good idea to ask your cousin Justin Case if you could borrow some stuff from his Internship.
"I would just for your smell" that was a good line and a nice little nod to the custom night ending
also mike is a corpse
Oh boy, this one is gonna be insane compared to lore.
Normally not a Foxy Fan but i love the Pirate Voice from the Raft Videos.
Also 14:11 Roast of the Year.
11:56 avast me hearties,YARRRRR!
THE FREDDY VOICE IS JUST PERFECT FOR HIM
I would LOVE to see a “What if Jeremy Fitzgerald and the toys and witherds talked in Fnaf 2?” or “What if Michael and The Phantoms talked in Fnaf 3?”
See you soon for FNAF 2
@@PressStartToLaugh also, could you not make spring trap talk for Fnaf 3? As William says in the books, spring lock faliures sever vocal cords, so it would be a nice nod but also make it a bit more realistic?
I do have to say, thank you for doing some actual research into the lore (or at least what's probably the most widely accepted theory that Michael Afton is the main protagonist of every game, sans the 4th in which he might be the older brother).
You know it could be that Michael after Ennard expelled from his body, he relived the same horrors that his younger brother Ethan had to endure and after that Michael was able to rise again to make his father Michael pay for everything?
@@georgeray1906 Certainly a possibility. You can build plenty of theories (some more plausible than others) out of the way Scott chose to tell the story.
Phone guy: dies of death
Mike: …can I have his paycheck?
I sincerely hope that this gets made into a series in the future, I would be great!
This adds so much more to the game. Highly amusing.
This is seriously well done. This is the fnaf I remember when it first released. If there’s more I can’t wait to see more!!
This actually could be quite an entertaining series.
From Fnaf 1 - Fnaf 6
And so, the beginning of one of the craziest, spoopiest and downright most CONFUSING indie horror games has been given the 'What if X talked' treatment! However...*this is only the BEGINNING...*
Correct as FNAF2, FNAF3, FNAF4, FNAF: Sister Location, and FNAF: Security Breach add more to the disturbing lore and add more animatronics to deal with
@@derrickhaggard I'm not that sure we'll be handling Security Breach, seeing as Gregory talks in that one.
@@agentbeard8806 and glamrock Freddy and glamrock chica Monty Roxy vanny
I really enjoy this little venture into FNAF you did. You got it right as much as Matpat is concerned. Which pretty much means completely accurate.
Plus you could venture more into it anytime you want to if this video does well enough. (Considering it only got 85k views so far it doesn't seem that likely.)
I do hope you continue this. Though I would prefer more Inscryption in all honesty. I'm willing to wait for it. I just you don't finish it 100 years from now.
9:20 Bro is the first guy who didnt panic and miss the door button at the foxy run
Kinda felt that there was missed opportunity for a somber moment when Golden Freddy talked, cause his little brother...
Or nightmare fuel with Cassidy going 'DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE'.
As a FNAF nerd, this was hilarious lmfao
This was really cool. Definitely must have been difficult to write with all the lore.
I hope when he does Fnaf 3 it gets more serious then his usual comedic stuff because since Mike and his father have bad history with each other.
Edit: maybe even some of the arguments Mike and Springtrap get into gets dark or gets into (gasp) moments like for example:
Springtrap: Oh come on I wasn't that bad of a dad?
Mike: YOU KILL KIDS and besides you never treated me and my siblings good you even forgot some of our birthdays when you were busy doing your "work".
Springtrap: Oh? I do remember ONE birthday.
Mike:..........don't you dare.
Springtrap: July 23, 1983
Mike:.....shut up
Springtrap: you dare lecture me about not taking care of my children but you were the one who MURDERED HIS OWN BROTHER!!!
Mike: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!!
Springtrap: was it? You ALWAYS scared him to the point of crying and ALWAYS made fun of him of his fears and yet you literally put him in the jaws of death!
Mike:..........
Springtrap: what's wrong? No snarky come back?
Mike:..........
Springtrap: OK I guess the rest of the night were playing the quiet game HAHAHAHA
NO!! DONT WRITE THE SCRIPT FOR HIM because now if doesnt do something like this level of genius im gonna be a little sad
Michael is the crying child sorry
@@kerryswenson4539 CC is fully dead and likely possessing Golden Freddy though
Mike being CC would mean the brother with the Foxy mask kinda just disappears
@@kerryswenson4539 No, Crying Child was Michael's younger brother.
I rather not make it losing too many humors...that's like forcing What you aren't good at it
at least make it like Season 2 of if Steve (in Minecraft) can talk
13:14 feels like something Markiplier would do
Fnaf takes the saying
“They always come back”
Into another universe
Now to try and figure where this lines up in the PSTL canon. (Yes, for my amusement I try to figure how all these videos connect.)
I’d say it’s later on, and somehow Arthur’s multiple personalities wound up inside the suits.
Maybe the demons and guardians from the Minecraft series are Arthur’s multiple personalities, and the Minecraft series was Arthur playing Minecraft on the Aurora. Also, the pirate personality definitely is inside foxy.
Freddy's laugh and lines in this is P E R F E C T! It's creepy with a little sound of... amusement. AND IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT FOXY'S VOICE?! IT'S THE PIRATE VOICE FROM THE INSANITY IN THE SEAS!
I’ve watched so many of your videos AND NEVER have I would have guessed you would do this!!!!
THIS IS SO FREAKING AWSOME
I was hoping for Night 6 and Yellowbear (a.k.a. Golden Freddy) but it was already great
Well, it wouldn't make sense for him to do extra hours. He already got what he wanted and he would have been fired already.
@@motherfuckingenterprises7436 emm... no
after night 5 guard is getting paycheck, and after night 6 is getting fired
@@Rajd_is Really?
@@motherfuckingenterprises7436 didn't you played fnaf 1?
@@Rajd_is Got one thing wrong, the guard is fired after Night 7, aka 20/20/20/20 Mode. The reasons stated on the pink slip is 'Tampering with the animatronics, unprofessional behavior and body odor'. Night 6 gives the guard 50 cents overtime.
Personally hope you do “what if Lauren talked in slender the arrival”
Hope he does that
Fritz:IMA GET EM IMA GET EM IMA GET EM!
Michael:Nope!
Fritz:Let me in!
Michael:No!
Fritz:you're no fun >:(
Bonnie: I’m gonna get you, hehehehe.
Mike: OH SHUT UP BONNIE! OR I’LL CUT YOUR FOOT OFF FOR GOOD LUCK!
"Yar"
"Oh boy"
Im getting raft flash backs!
I am so excited for this. I hoped you guys would make a vid on Fnaf! :D
"The animitronics here do get a bit quirky at night". *Insert fedy throwing it back*
Nice touch having Chica mention the smell!
I love how they are referencing the fact that Michael was scooped and AFTON.
I love how when the night ends, the animatronics are still there, but let him leave. It's SO funny! It's like "Welp! you win! guess there's nothing else to do." even though there massive animatronics that could kill em instantly. I's kinda like they themselves think this is a game, and just wanna screw around with Mike the entire time.
I'm pretty sure at 6 am, their programming kicks in and overrides their murderous tendencies.
Chell: PIE
Steve: CHICKEN
Mike: FREE PIZZA
My man really got the fairly rare bonnie screen in parts and service without trying
Surprised how accurate you were there with the lore
Can't wait for the next night shift lol (also for the what if metroid dread video hopefully) and have an awesome day.
The doors opening when they run out of power is probably a fire safety thing, tbh. It probably uses the last bit of power or backup power to open them and lock them open
He like "been there done that"
Ennard creeps Into the room. :3
Pirates of Caribbean Reject made me die of laughter 🤣😂
8:52-he burnt Bonnie
14:11-he flambéd Foxy
14:44-he flamed Freddy
14:50-and he Cooked Chica!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kinda nice that you get to do this now that the lore is somewhat complete.
14:06 ima get me an afton,make him walk the plank,shove him in a suit