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Imagine the cab driver being a kattar hindu.
😂aree whi sochra tha m..
Meri ek baat samaj me nayi ayi....hum kare tog katter hindu woh jo kar rahe hai woh kya katter muslim nai...? Btw no offense
@@sukamukaduka6838 yes absolutely.
Equality, isi k liye tho krr rhe h ye protest.
Kattr hindu tho kattr muslim bhi hoga😅
Taxi driver: "madamji mai aapko Lahore chhod ayu?"
3 logo ki maut, 1 Ghayal
this was denk
Also Kaneez...
it's ok she's a .......
@@doceclectick minority 😅
teri wajah se toh reaction channels ka dhandha band ho jayega 😂
30% for youtube
urooj is soo pretty...like the camera is literally under her nose and she still looks flawless
Ya completely ,and the forehead is aaaàha 😍,😂(in case you didn't got)
Exactly
SIMP
@@sahilsharma7708 get*
@@jashshah1033 tf she's a girl(unless she is a lesbian)
"India please don't dump me, my boyfriend just did." Ouch!! 😂😂😂
Biggest joke is that the conversation is happening in presence of a gujrati uber driver 😂
How do you know??🙄
Yeah he probably doesn't know english xD
@prithwish roy Would you like to correct me sir?
@prithwish roy i was waiting sir!
Kyoki vo log Ahmedabad me hai
5:53
This is how you scare a minority in india,
"Amit Shah!"
You nailed it bro😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Aur in chutyoo ko lagta hai minority matlab sirf muslim hota hai 😂😂😂😂😂
minority . LOL
@@rakigulia1548apart from Islamic countries world's largest muslim population India me hai and phir bhi minority hai. Dare hue hai bahut.
@@rakigulia1548 wants about other 110 crore people
4:23 just after this I got an ad from Zomato saying:
**IF YOU LIKE BIRYANI....**
🤣🤣🤣
Dude..😂😂
U made me get one😂
@@DAARKSOULL23 good for you, I'm vegetarian
@@sumitjoshi3027 no I was saying that I got the ad too when I clicked the time
Urooj : "This is my detention centre face" 😂😂😂 👌
Detention 😁
@@pravendramishra7059 😝🤝
@@rajjakulkerim5109 kisi se nhi kahenge .. jo abhi hua thik he 🤫🤫 apan dono ke beech ki baat👍
@@pravendramishra7059 Ji bilkul 😂😂🙏
How do we get detained in the same center?
Such a fresh approach to vloging, no forced postivity subtle and cringe free.
Yes i don't know why vlogger like mumbaikar nikhi always show forced positivity in his vedio
Cringe free?
Excuse me !!!!!
It was a bit cringey. That girl sometimes tries too hard tbh
So...like vlogging?
bhai isliy yeh tanmay bhat h koi mazak nhi..
It's my detention centre face.
-urooj ashfaq, 2019
It's funny how people think there will be detention centres across India bcoz there is now way you can fit that many people in camps ..
@@shivugamer2383 ya true . One option is to throw them in Bay of Bengal like USA throws garbages in Pacific and Atlantic.. 🤣
@@shivugamer2383 There are buddy , Six Detention centres in India , 5 are in Assam and 1 in Karnataka.
@@PESHABIBHALU5382 Assam nrc was directed by supreme court so it had to be. And any country needs to get rid of illegal immigrants whether hindu or muslim. thousands of Indians deported by US every week
@@PESHABIBHALU5382 anyways I don't think nrc is practical in any way( though it can provide structure), but CAA is good man I mean hindus are persecuted in Pakistan on mass scale they will have a new life.
Urooj seems like such a sweetheart. Hate that I can't be friends with her, TBH.
Saurav Kushwaha katega
Why you cant be friend with her?
AHMED _GgG bhai message karega toh bhaav dene ke chances kam hai
S-s-s-s-simp
Android Tech It Easy ?
Is nobody discussing about how much guts did the guy have to ask urooj out
He was too cute
Too bad she's dating Abhishek Upmanyu
@@ginnyweasley5812 how do you know?
@@ginnyweasley5812 it was just a pic together. They ain't dating
@@tanvithakare822 They are quarantined together, it's quite clear from their Instagram they live in the same house, they are just Keeping a low profile
Tanmay bhatt is looking like boiled falguni Pathak
Abbey saale Hasa hasa ke maroge kya 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wtf😂😂😂😂
Dude... Wtf?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dude you’re on fire🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol😂😂😂
The cabbie wud be like...mai m*******d hoon joh isme aya😂😂
BJP supporters have become covert nowadays.
Why should I fight when they are doing for me?
I need to vote them only.😄
came here for this. man if this was Reddit toh tumhe ek gold deta
*Inko laya
@@emp896 😬😂😂
Gandhi ji is like Arnab Goswami in aeroplane.,...😂😂😂😂
underated comment
Gandhi = Goswami now if you like either of them, you'll have to like both of them hahah
😂 underrated
Amit shah joke was Savage at the same time disturbing
I like how Nishant doesn't give a F about anything😂
This channel is the best thing to happen to us AIB fans. ♥️
😭😭😭
@@saharshhpathe i miss them now more than ever.
true :'(
sahi me bro dil ki baat
Actually ❤️
That biryani joke was so offensive. Dude I love biryani
Just proves how little these guys are aware about the real world
@@iffatrizvi9531 sarcasm
let's make a new religion biryanism, and convert hindus and muslims to this new religion, then it will be easier to arrest him under our own blasphemy laws.
@@flyingspaghettimonster3791 cool idea. Just that we will be more possessive of this religion than the others are of theirs.😂
Ya that joke hit hard
The guy who asked her out was super cute!
Guess what? That guy was cuter than Urooj🤣🤪
I'm that guy well thanks
Really
Yaha alag matchmaking chalu hai
@@dr.animeshjain9738 for sure 🤣
UNESCO declares this vlog as the best vlog and Urooj as the cutest comic
this news is whatsapp verified
I (UNESCO Chairman) verify this.
Neeti palta
True
@@anuj8825 lmfao
Agar musalmaan hai na pasand, to biriyani band .
- Urooj Ashfaq, 2019
And i thought murge se banti hai biryani😅😅 thanks for correcting.😅
@@Rishiparsekar 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Epic
so how come maxican and italian food i dont like that means i hahe italian and maxican .is this logic
@@Rishiparsekar underrated comment bruh😅
@@Rishiparsekar cow or buffal se bhi banti h
back when we could have dares to lick public sofas 11:18
(covid 19 context)
12:07 tanmays laugh is actually syncronised with that red tshirt guy inside the tv
Great observation.
Fuckin observation dude 🔥🔥
Red shirt guy??? That's Dwyane Wade man....NBA legend
Urooj is the best thing about your vlogs dude.
Mind ur language. Girls are not things
I think the same
Kaneez r Biswa too
@@specialise3305 it was a JOKE
@@lav1141 🤣🤣🤣👌
Mumbaikar Nikhil would be jealous af right now, No forced positivity ,No cringe, just fun, pure fun.
Uska audience alag hi cringy hai, zada bola usko to fans kachha kha jayengai.
chutiya hai vo gaandu
Arey uska naam mat le yaar khaali fokat cmnt section ganda kar raha hai
Mera Bhai Mera Mumbaikar Mumbaikar!
Sooooo true
0:44 Air hostess thought Tanmay was a pervert tryna record her.
11:44 Nishant just hates everyone apparently...
Political jokes are my fvt. And that's the reason why politicians are my fvt. Comics.
You know what is the difference between Comedians and politicians?
Comedians make jokes on politics and politicians have made politics a joke.
@@rajdeepghosh5942 Mat dekho.
@@brishtibhattacharya9752 noice reply
Modi chudi
same here.
9:39 what you came for
Thankssss
@@ishaganediwal1709 for real
Thanks
This feels so wierd now without a mask or ppe kit 😂
3:55 Most Savage Warning Ever🔥
Tanmay bhat graduated from Instagram University
Actually Snapchat.
@@user-oq2rk7ep8f actually you are correct
This is what called real vlogging... Nothing artificial expression just naturality.
Tanmay on his way to India's no.1 vlogger
Mum. Nikhil- mai kya karu job chor du...
@tanmay 🤟😂😂
Ronnie & Barty be like, huh kids
7:18 omg that walk is completely hilarious 🤣😂😂
He's the most controversial youtuber in India ever.
Aib be like : am i joke to you
@@mancityfan8681 tanmay is AIB himself 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣Tanmay is the founder of AIB bro
cute she called Civilians who were "NOT COMEDIAN".
xD
Heyy tusharrr
You're funny
Yeah I noticed that too😂😂
Tanmay's vlog is no less than a treat
Is no one gonna laugh when samera said "Suri, you can slap me. You know I'm into that"🤣🤣
Even when Tanmay entered on John Cena theme, he still looked like BigShow
90+% Comments: Urooj.
Including you.
I love urooj but i m hindu and her father dont accept my marrige proposal 😔
He might actually given the times we live in these days
wtf man😂
I think your father won't give permission in the first place 😂😂
Neither will she. And it's not because you're hindu
Abey saale!
she s definitely addictively attractive..!!!
15:13 she looks so sweet
Bro literally it's funnier than any stand up show.. i have literally seen this volg 5 times and still laughing.. You are an amazing man Bro.. Love you..
Bcos u don't have a life
I watched this vlog too many times just because of urooj
still here watching this because omg You all have my heart ❤
simp
Still here wtf 😭❤️
@@Aisshhaaaaaou there?
Just one question to all the liberals who were protesting 2 years ago, kahan hai detention centres? Kis kis ko kagaz dikhana pade? Kis kis ko desh se bahar nikaal diya gya? While you try to find the answers, know one thing, India provided asylum to oppressed people from Afghanistan irrespective of their faith - INDIA which is being led by the person whom you love to make the mockery of, Modi Ji.
to abhi implement kiya bhj nhi CAA theodore.
point wasn't the law but intentions behind it which home minister made clear
@@whydontyoustfu
The CAA is discriminatory in nature, by giving preference to specific religions and specific neighborhood countries it is saying the the suffering of some persecuted minorities is greater than those faced by those persecuted people who have been included under the caa. For instance the caa ignores the persecution faced by the minorities of Myanmar ie rohingyas of Myanmar of whom 25,000 killed, 7 lakhs have become refugees. It also ignores the sri lankan tamil refugees.
Myanmar shares a land border with india, still just because the persecuted people of Myanmar don't form a vote bank for the political party, their persecution has been over looked. The suffering of a rohingya is no lesser than that faced by minorities of Bangladesh or Pakistan who have been included in the caa.
Caa is a discriminatory law, and religious citizenship will always remain wet dream of ethnonationalistic fascists.
India belongs to all.....
The Constitution itself starts with, "We the people" And doesn't ever define Indian citizenship as being linked to religion of the citizens.
Licking stuff in public spaces is so Pre March 2019. So is everything is gingerbread!
11:17 That's what she said😂
Damn🔥
Urooj is a legend in making
She is a natural comedian
@Nawab Raj 2020 aagya bhai, grow up
@Nawab Raj grow up kid
@Nawab Raj grow up kiddo
@@peeyushsingh3425 but this type the protest is not right
@@nirajtiwari4788 what happened? His Comments are deleted what did he say?
Urooj Ashfaq is way more funny dn anyone ... give her all the credit Tanmay 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:45 that airhostess is more beautiful than a model !!!!!
Your welcome ✌🏻👊🏻🤘🏻
"thats my detention centre face" hillarious
Agr musalman ho na pasand,
To sab ka biryani band.
-(Urooj 2019)
You can make comedy out of NRC, CAA and riots. Hats off!
Purpose of vlog was to defame bjp and make it look like caa/nrc is anti muslim
Very noice
I love Sumaira Sekh🧡🧡
Haa bhai tabhi spelling galat hai :D good job
Nhi degi tujhe
@@anuragchakraborty3432 chal be chutiye ....aapna kam kar....mujhe uski comedy achha lagta hai
@@chinmayabishoyi8803 nhi degi faltu ka impress karne ki kosish mat Kar.
@@anuragchakraborty3432 chutiye...mein ek medico student hun....mere paas gf bhi hai.....jyada smart ban ne ka kosish mat kar..
14:54 7:20
& btw 1 thing I want to say
.
"Vloggers khatre me hain"
What amazes me is that there is no hate whatsoever in this video even if it has a lot of political satire......says a lot about what generation really has issues with religion and stupid politics
yeah man ...yehi sahi hai...mai bhi insab cheez ko notice krta....phir maina History aur current affairs padna start krdia ...then everything changed for me
The best thing about his vlog is that you learn many new English words that you've never heard 😂😂
15:04 best part 😂😂😂😂
jst like aib yaha bhi tere jokes bhut straight forward h... ..vhi tera best part h... .bas hoping for AIB RETURNS🥰🤗
Hello left
6:59 "his name is big show and mvp"
"That's my detention centre face" Urooj that's so cute
I'm glad the taxi driver (from amd airport to the hotel) didn't try to give you guys gyaan on CAA/NRC since everyone in Gujarat is a modi supporter. 😂
They were talking in English
@@tamrajkilvish2169 They can understand english, itne bhi gawaar nai hote cab drivers
Kashyap not knowing English is not a sign of being gavaar. Keep your colonial inferiority complex in check lol.
@@kashyapmehta8513 they were talking fluent that's why I am telling.... And even if they can't understand they are not "gavar"....
@@vedmanlokesh3944 Yeah, my bad. Even I don't think that english is a measure of one's education. It's just that we have been fed that all along so that's what comes to someone's mind. 😅
1:48 delhi is not ruled by BJP
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
mujhe laga kullu bhai h thumbnail dekh k
No wonder Urooj Ashfaq is the uncrowned most funny comedian!
🤡
15 mins of constant smile on face,
Also Tanmay i totally envy your natural plumpy pink lips.😂😂
Pink lips 🤣
Whose here after Carry's stream where he thought Tanmay is rolling Ganja in this Thumbnail 😂♥️
Yes bro me
7:53 the entry part was good.
Please do vlogs with urooj more often
She is the BEST
SHE ENHANCES THE QUALITY OF YOUR VLOGS 😂🤷🏻♂️
Also if i was there even i would have had proposed her
So glad she didn't get detained 😂😂
that look at 7:47 looks like modiji giving badass look after annoucing CAB
VIP Frenchie😂😂😂 I'm still laughing broo
When she went in indigo bus,, And he called she is going in detention center😆😎
Watching this video before it gets blocked!!!
I don't think it's good time to Protest because I'm a Muslim really hurts me alot
Nothing to hurt they are the world's most self victimised people.
That is the condition of any Indian muslim!!!
@@madihafaiyaz4905 no dear we love you.... We will be with you for every good cause
May God Bless You
@@mrht6094 especially Muslim leaders like owaisi made majority people communal.
Shiva Amirishetti Seeds were shown in Religious Partition then watered by Minority appeasements for votes and sudden outbreak by Terrorist attacks in the name of religion. We are just reaping the crop right now.
Pehle Murgi ayi ki Anda - Pehle gussa aya ki BJP.
waiting for these people to give a list of all the muslims that were thrown because of caa.....
The NRC is supposed to throw out Muslims. And the NDA government has quietly hidden away any plans for a nation wide NRC after the protests
Great job if implemented @@rohithittireddy
CAA was not about hating Muslims it was about people who came India and those who are not of this country
Bhai watch vdo why muslims protested against caa. They hv problem with combination of caa and nrc not caa only
Tanmay you are using that innocent minority muslim female( holy even minority feels majority when compared to her, she is at the verge of extinction😂) to make your videos viral.
Keep doing this , urooj actually makes your vlogs interesting and she is❤️.
TBH, I watch tanmay's vlogs because of Urooj! Love that lady!👍
5:27. Scared the shit out of me.
Complete misinformation about CAA
Complete misinformation u hv got
@@zenk7513 Tell me what's wrong in CAA with facts rather than calling me modi ka dalal and bhakt
@@zenk7513 Kuch padha hai CAA, NRC ke bare mein ya Jo what's app pr forward aaya hai Wahi padh hua hai.. 😂
Tanmay: falls
Earth: my time has come
bruh its not funny to body shame people!!.......
Dude its rude
Lol so true
15:18 That was the sickest outtro! 😋😘😍🤩 With the crowd chanting like, share and subscribe!
10:49 A normal footage of Tanmay eating Cardboard! 😌🔥🔥😋😦😮
Airport he Tanmay Bhatt ka dusra ghar hai😂😂
13:55 Disowned in a blink.
how comedy is showing the real problems, love it!
Yes real problem is ignorance.
Urooj is a damn smart girl .....💕
Wow Ahmedabad!!!! My Home City!!! Welcome Tanmay And Urooj!!!
Love how sanghis are triggered by this video in comments 😂😂😂😂
11:30
Good to see I'm not the only one who holds the spoon like that!
That's how nuts like her do it! No offense to you!!✌️✌️✌️
loved your show bro, i was the guy who told you about my girlfriend getting mad because you didnt respond to her extending her support and took a video of it. thank you for being so kind and polite about it. she has sent you a message along with the video on instagram and thankfully this time she said she is okay if you dont respond to it because she is an even bigger fan of yours than she was before :D
Pussywhipped
@@tanmaybhat spulkita ..and you already replied to her..thank you for being so amazing brother..genuinely one of the best people I've had a chance to meet :D
@@andromeda9188 who isn't? 🤣🤣🤣
This man's vlogs are to die for! 😂😂
How u scare minorities in india: Amit shah😁 Awesome line, i really want only that part of video. It will be fun to post it as a funny status in social media😛🔥
It's so sad when some people can't take jokes as jokes.
Another problem is anything political said in the garb of a joke is considered a fact. And people start believing comedians on their political knwledge.
@@prasadnanote549 just as people believe shit the politicians say... so what's your point?
5:02 tears in her eyes 🥺
They are the real example ,why you should have knowledge besides English...
OMG, I really wanna go back to the time the vlog was made, no 😷, no corona virus🦠.
Sameee
Tanmay's smile at 1:05 was so cute❤️