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  • @danielbeaman6260
    @danielbeaman6260 9 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    'Hey Atheists, you should be Christian because Christian God made you'
    Oh well thats cleared it up then, how was I so blind

    • @cjcathead2468
      @cjcathead2468 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Daniel Beaman well what about the other religions?
      "THE BIBLE IS THE ANSWER"
      bu-
      "Jesus died for you !!!!!"

    • @danielbeaman6260
      @danielbeaman6260 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "You just hate Gawddddddddddddd"

    • @isaacevilman7586
      @isaacevilman7586 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Cj cathead it was Gawwwwwd, if yo believe some other gawwwd did it u gone burn in Hell cuz Gawwwwwd don't lahk that

    • @motalux
      @motalux 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Daniel Beaman Look at that logic ring.

  • @scripted5981
    @scripted5981 9 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I hate it when christians and other religious people say,
    "God created you!"
    No. He did not. My PARENTS created me and I will be gratefull to THEM. Not some sky-daddy that probably does not exist.

    • @scripted5981
      @scripted5981 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you. People need to stop with this kind of bull Lukasz Wenda.

    • @sasquatch13ja
      @sasquatch13ja 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      lady darkness the lady in this video, is living proof that religion was really designed to keep people living in constant fear, by controlling their way of thinking & feeling. and who benefits from their constant fear? these televangelists who run those huge mega-churches, because after all, the more people show up, the more money they collect from them(tax-free), and helps them to maintain their way of living in those mega-mansions they live in. I guess we can say that-RELIGION PAY$$, since religious movies like "GOD'S NOT DEAD" quadruple the money the director spent making the movie, on ticket $ale$. oooh by the way, wasn't it supposed to be too late for us atheists 15 years ago, when the new millennium started, when Christians were convinced the world was going to end?

    • @izzy_izzy_izzybelle
      @izzy_izzy_izzybelle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmao 'sky-daddy.' i'm using that one fghjk

    • @qxtoi
      @qxtoi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sky-daddy! 😳😂🤣😭

  • @SailingSeignior
    @SailingSeignior 10 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    YELLING DOESN'T MAKE YOU RIGHT LADY!

    • @bruh1322
      @bruh1322 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      FUCK YEAH CAPSLOCK!(but i do understand what you're saying)

    • @RetroRampage
      @RetroRampage 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hatty Hattington Hatty.. How are you on youtube from the bottom of the sea?

    • @bruh1322
      @bruh1322 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I found a Sea Science base and the people there let me stay in there.They have a computer.

    • @michaeljones8103
      @michaeljones8103 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Hatty Hattington oh good to see you!

  • @AnnaShrader
    @AnnaShrader 9 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Jesus Christ died to give this woman horrid audio quality.

    • @JSZ69420
      @JSZ69420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD

    • @JSZ69420
      @JSZ69420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Do not forget that amazing 240p resolution.

    • @AnnaShrader
      @AnnaShrader 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tru tho

    • @andrewspice6809
      @andrewspice6809 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Johann Schmidt 240? it looks like 144 to me XD

    • @Juonsteel456
      @Juonsteel456 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Anna Shrader i think he died from the horrible audio quality and her video went through some weird time paradox or something

  • @lus689
    @lus689 10 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    groot died for everyone and then came back to life, does that make him jesus?

    • @ezrarhoads8682
      @ezrarhoads8682 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes

    • @lus689
      @lus689 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      awesome.

    • @k.ebartlett1830
      @k.ebartlett1830 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think he would make a better one.

    • @teamoversoul8210
      @teamoversoul8210 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      We should make a religion about Groot, Gootianity!

    • @VideoGamerabc
      @VideoGamerabc 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We pray to Groot,
      Our who art in the ground.
      And everywhere after your body was shattered into many pieces after crashing into a planet.
      Thy Raccoon shall come,
      Thy shrubbery shall be done,
      In Hala as well as earth.
      Give unto us your roots,
      And forgive us of our splinters,
      And may you forgive those bastards cutting down your children in the Amazon.
      As they will get what is coming to them.
      Do not lead us into wood chippers.
      But deliver us unto fertilizer,
      WE are Groot.
      Amen.

  • @mammothturtle
    @mammothturtle 10 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    A guy makes a son, who is also himself, then sacrifices himself to himself to forgive things taht were only wrong because he said they were. That makes sense.

  • @digiowl9456
    @digiowl9456 9 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I laughed at the very start of the woman's argument, when she just said "Jesus came" and stopped for a few seconds before continuing. Childish, I know, but funny :D

    • @likeabossftwboyee
      @likeabossftwboyee 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Notice how she is in a child's room

    • @AvoiceInYourheadd
      @AvoiceInYourheadd 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cardenal Collins oh... my... god...

    • @alecseitze7550
      @alecseitze7550 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Padloch24 said both twice there my friend

    • @chrislyons5556
      @chrislyons5556 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ye god haters. repent!

  • @adiechenagucia596
    @adiechenagucia596 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    She got that "lemme speak to the manager" haircut

  • @ThisIsMaiAccount
    @ThisIsMaiAccount 9 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    *"He wants to fill them."*
    - with what?

    • @irondawn1596
      @irondawn1596 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Frank Machuca you made my day XDDD

    • @wyvernhart9180
      @wyvernhart9180 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Rainbow Dash yes.

    • @wyvernhart9180
      @wyvernhart9180 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Iron Dawn lol

    • @AidaRaven
      @AidaRaven 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol. What did she say earlier? "They let the Spirit of God come in them."? Yea.

    • @ZipZapTesla
      @ZipZapTesla 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +MusicMakesYouBraver with jelly

  • @StopLizard
    @StopLizard 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."
    -Mark Twain

  • @thursdayelenagomez8310
    @thursdayelenagomez8310 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Drinking game; take a shot every time she says God.

    • @jaredweldon5615
      @jaredweldon5615 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      and Jesus Christ

    • @tatyinwonderland9383
      @tatyinwonderland9383 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes omg im doing that!!

    • @Matthew-by2xx
      @Matthew-by2xx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      or living god too.

    • @chasemathis2016
      @chasemathis2016 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was rushed to the hospital to get my stomach pumped. 8/8 would drink again.

    • @Matthew-by2xx
      @Matthew-by2xx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chase Mathis They once pumped my stomach after i passed out saying i had definitely taken something because no normal human on nothing would have eyes as dialated as mine were. I had taken nothing. Its called glass emts.

  • @floragosling84
    @floragosling84 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Praise the flying spagetti monster, he boiled for our sins!

    • @Josku2411
      @Josku2411 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg lol

  • @CJCroen1393
    @CJCroen1393 10 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Is it me, or is this lady's crazy preaching slowly sounding even more unintentionally sexual as it goes on?

    • @KoyomiMojo
      @KoyomiMojo 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got that too.

    • @samueljames0908
      @samueljames0908 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Adrian Smith He wants to love them... He wants to fill them... *Mormon Bible*

    • @Nocturnalux
      @Nocturnalux 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got that idea as well...glad it's not just me, I was beginning to feel a bit bad.

  • @shadowpoetrk
    @shadowpoetrk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Jesus is coming, and I am NOT swallowing.

  • @aren4319
    @aren4319 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    this woman needs to stop drinking the bong water.

  • @PeterMcLoughlinStargazer1877
    @PeterMcLoughlinStargazer1877 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I like how Christians seem to think that they are dropping some new knowledge on us like we never heard this story before.

  • @porolita22
    @porolita22 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    That lady is seriously irritating. She needs to calm down and think about what she is actually saying.

    • @HastursHatred
      @HastursHatred 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Horrible joke time:
      "How does a Christian suicide bomber affix an explosive device to their body?"
      "Dunno."
      "With a Bible Belt."
      *Ba-dum-tss*

  • @dangerouslytalented
    @dangerouslytalented 10 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    actually, yes, if you repress yourself sexually, you WILL be turned on by the sight of even an ankle. That's why burquas.

    • @binishulman8655
      @binishulman8655 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Does this also mean that the more exposure to nudity you get, the more desensitized you become, making you lust less?

    • @dangerouslytalented
      @dangerouslytalented 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you become almost nonchalant about it, unless they are actually coming on to you...

    • @IngetKant
      @IngetKant 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I can also confirm this. It's definitely true that the more you repress your sexuality, the more you lust. The more exposure you have, the less you tend to care.

    • @DoctorLazers
      @DoctorLazers 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bini Shulman Being desensitized would actually make you lust less.

    • @MrGridStrom
      @MrGridStrom 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      O yeah Church erection, Please forgive my natural human instinct.

  • @bigchill123a
    @bigchill123a 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    0:06
    "Jesus Christ came."
    When dramatic pauses go wrong.

    • @danieldark1867
      @danieldark1867 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Everything is funnier with a dirty mind

    • @RedTailShark100
      @RedTailShark100 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      WHERE!?

    • @Kylesico912x
      @Kylesico912x 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +TheRedTailShark Well if Catholic priests are any indication...

  • @Ryusuta
    @Ryusuta 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This woman is the audio representation of all-caps.

    • @Daisel
      @Daisel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Then she puts "Srry caps" in the description.

    • @scz_tv1047
      @scz_tv1047 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      #sotrue

  • @TeaIngyer
    @TeaIngyer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Jesus Christ came!"
    What?!
    "And crucified his own bowdie"
    Ohh...

    • @Kuulpb
      @Kuulpb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bawdeh*

  • @rickado193
    @rickado193 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    She looks like Velma Dinkley 50 years later

  • @lexixaphan4208
    @lexixaphan4208 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Seriously, when she started yelling it was like listening to hitler but in English...m

  • @deceased208
    @deceased208 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Why do people seem angry whenever they preach? ...I've never seen a person calm, collected, friendly, or inviting when they get serous about their religion. Is there reason they must be so angry?

    • @DarkMan307
      @DarkMan307 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      i suspect they may be subconsciously doubting what they themselves are saying that the one they are trying to promote is really an evil tyrant and it makes them angry because they know it in their hearts and really don't want to serve this evil lord only to be rewarded but in their mind they have convinced themselves they are doing it out of love

    • @jameszd6817
      @jameszd6817 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or it may just to reinforce that it's a threat, ya know believe me or my god will torture you

    • @DarkMan307
      @DarkMan307 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      mmmyea that also seems plausible

    • @dolpin4539
      @dolpin4539 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Loudness makes you sound intimidating, which tends to hide stupidity. Overwhelme them with fervor, not substance.

  • @sprybug
    @sprybug 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It looks like she did this video from a little girl's room, which means she probably has a daughter. I feel really bad for her and could only imagine what she's going through and the attempted brainwashing that she is probably receiving on a daily basis. I hope she comes out okay. Where's CPS when you need them?

  • @dangerdash4393
    @dangerdash4393 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Dude, what you just said about heaven and hell.....that really says a lot about what the true meaning of humanity should be. "I'd rather be in hell with the ones I love then in heaven walking on gold streets knowing that they're burning for all eternity". Brings tears to my eyes.

    • @thefiregamerNOR
      @thefiregamerNOR 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Danger Dash I've always questioned how people are comfortable with billions of people burning and reciving cruel torture for all eternity. I can't think of a single person that deserves a punishment that harsh.

    • @shelliblossom8953
      @shelliblossom8953 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      as soon as i read the thing about god being ok about beating slaves i gave a big nope ill be in hell thanks i dont want anyone who ok with slavery and beating others for they are your property

  • @garulia17
    @garulia17 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I haven't seen the whole video but 30 seconds in and I'm dying. "He crucified himself." Is that physically possible? XD

    • @mammothturtle
      @mammothturtle 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't know, here ill try. Let's see how can I get up there...

    • @garulia17
      @garulia17 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      mammothturtle XD its like the joke where jesus walks into a hotel, and puts a handful of nails on the desk. He then asks, "Will you put me up for the night?"

    • @mrsquishyboots
      @mrsquishyboots 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      theres a law and order episode were a guy props him self up on a fence to look like someone attacked him.

    • @eliesh3833
      @eliesh3833 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      From what I've heard, the bible says that Jesus willingly allowed himself to be crucified, though he was initially unwilling to die. But he knew he had to sacrifice himself for the sake of humanity. This crazy lady got her knowledge of the bible all twisted side-ways.

  • @MrRyangrrr
    @MrRyangrrr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    So your old church said a woman showing skin above the knee was sin? So WTF were Adam and Eve wearing then? Religious people

  • @KenFrazer_IPS
    @KenFrazer_IPS 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Ok, I know this is kinda of a off topic, but dose anyone think the room this lady is in actually belongs to her? She is like some crazy old lady who broke into someones house to give the "good word" to the internet. Just kinda creepy thats all I'm saying....

  • @ReiperX
    @ReiperX 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    She sound's pretty fucked up in the head.
    But here is one of my issues with Christianity. Someone can live a life helping others, doing much more good than bad in their life, and yet because they don't believe in their god because of the lack of evidence, then they are damned.
    Yet someone can rape children and be a serial killer, yet ask forgiveness by their god and all is good.
    So in a Christian world, there really is no actual justice for your crimes just because you have the right belief.

    • @SquareViking
      @SquareViking 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The problem is that they're departing from what Jesus, according to scriptures both in and outside of the Bible, tried to preach (There's relative certainty that Jesus did walk the Earth, so I accept him as having lived as a good human with stories of exaggeration and made-up stories to make him look divine) which was the good life. He wanted us to live as good people, not talk as good people or pray all day, following the doctrines of a religious authority.
      Christianity should be about love for your next of kin, compassion and devotion to become a good person, instead of the indoctrinating system from when Christianity was introduced as the main religion in Rome.
      And as always, Jesus did NOT create Christianity, he lived as a Jew, he preached as a Jew and he died as a Jew.
      If the human being that was Jesus Christ could really rise from the grave and see how his legacy has corrupted humanity (and especially large parts of America) he'd weep and shoot himself.
      And this woman is insane, I'd have her committed to an asylum.

  • @musicalaviator
    @musicalaviator 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    She managed to speak in caps without punctuation.

  • @Avaruusnuija
    @Avaruusnuija 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Bible needs sequels, getting kinda repetitive to hear every time about the same shit as arguments.

  • @Thepackardsonic
    @Thepackardsonic 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Apparently she is sinning right now and not obeying 1 Timothy 2:12 I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man;[a] she must be quiet.
    She is a religious hypocrite.

    • @hirosavage
      @hirosavage 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good point!

    • @vegahayes1224
      @vegahayes1224 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Addison Tarr Go home Addison, you're drunk.

    • @hirosavage
      @hirosavage 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Addison Tarr Sorry, what?

    • @Thepackardsonic
      @Thepackardsonic 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hiro Kimura Thank you. It was so obvious as well, I'm surprised he missed it.

    • @hirosavage
      @hirosavage 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Packard Sonic Yeah, it was definitely an interesting point to bring to attention.

  • @JustAnotherSunny
    @JustAnotherSunny 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Raising your voice does not make you more convincing

    • @DTheCritical
      @DTheCritical 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It does make you crazier though lol

  • @starchythepotato2877
    @starchythepotato2877 9 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Jesus died on the cross for our "sins"... there is still "sin".
    Epic Fail

    • @danieldark1867
      @danieldark1867 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      (Airhorns go off)

    • @floragosling84
      @floragosling84 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Peihan Liu You have broken religeon

  • @adrianortega1431
    @adrianortega1431 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Damn, that lady's voice should be counted as cruel and unusual punishment.

  • @Dezzantibus
    @Dezzantibus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    How is the death of an immortal being which comes back to life a sacrifice?
    What did Jesus sacrifice if he comes back to life and in full health?

  • @wheelsndealz
    @wheelsndealz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Damn it woman, yelling WILL not make it any more true. Fuck.

  • @monster95ism
    @monster95ism 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    If I remember correctly she mentioned free will. well telling me to repent or I'll go to hell, isn't that going against my free will

    • @monster95ism
      @monster95ism 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      sharpy I just stated a point as someone who doesn't give a flying fuck about god

    • @betamarvell1636
      @betamarvell1636 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly.

  • @PatrickGreeneFearwriter
    @PatrickGreeneFearwriter 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    She seems like one of those biblians who kind of gets off on the idea of people suffering in hell.

  • @TheJeroenbrouwer
    @TheJeroenbrouwer 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Nobody believes me... SO ILL JUST HAVE TO SPEAK LOUDER!!!!!!!... Thats her...

  • @Webshooters1
    @Webshooters1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You know, the minute she started ranting about Jesus and sin and stuff it makes me write her off as crazy. Shouting and yelling doesn't make me want to listen but convinces me you are crazy, write you off, and to get out of my face before I make you.

  • @CountPenta
    @CountPenta 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I have the strange feeling that this woman needs 10-20 cats. Weird!

  • @AuroraGriffin
    @AuroraGriffin 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Just checked. Thought I'd leave a comment explaining that viewers don't like rants and shut down and tune out any message when yelled at. I guess I'm not surprised that she disabled Comments.

  • @thalonelygirl
    @thalonelygirl 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    She gave me a headache. She wants us to believe we are all wicked and evil who don't believe exactly as she does. She didn't convince me.

  • @AmbeyPankake
    @AmbeyPankake 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It's really freaky that these people are out in public. They should be in hospitals.

    • @BV-id9zh
      @BV-id9zh 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      The world is the Asylum, and we are the inmates.

  • @ArtsyPuppy
    @ArtsyPuppy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Jesus Christ came."
    God: JESUS! WHY DO YOUR BEDSHEETS HAVE WHITE STAINS ON THEM?
    Jesus: Milk.........
    God: ...........
    Jesus: .............

    • @biscuittactician
      @biscuittactician 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      jesus fucking christ, jesus, fucking clean up when you're done fucking.

  • @LilTurboMC
    @LilTurboMC 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Does she have to yell? And remember yelling is a sin lol

  • @SplosionMovies
    @SplosionMovies 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like how the woman sounds like a robot that's rapidly overheating and is attempting to process a very difficult task.

  • @hadleyberman7433
    @hadleyberman7433 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I was criticizing her grammar the whole time. HAHAHA

  • @airikitascave
    @airikitascave 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *tries to listen to screaming lady*
    *head explodes*

  • @mavmav0YT
    @mavmav0YT 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    She says "DA LIVING GAHD" way to fucking much.

  • @rockstarlaura
    @rockstarlaura 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Does anyone else who was raised Christian experience a sort of post-traumatic stress when listening to people like her?

    • @cbear4489
      @cbear4489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes it's the great evil my friend

  • @sandmanhh67
    @sandmanhh67 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Fuck my old boots..... I'd be pissed off and crazy if I lived in a house decorated like hers.
    Interesting to note that, when you go to the page for the original video, comments and like/dislike ratings are both disabled.
    Seems Mrs Shouty doesn't like feedback, cos criticism makes AR15 Jeebus cry.

  • @TheEmptyAutumn
    @TheEmptyAutumn 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Alright, call me juvenile, but I had to pause the video after fifteen seconds had elapsed. I had to pause it to have a quick chuckle and replay the segment where she says "Jesus Christ came" and pauses before she continues the sentence.

    • @DANTVSVERGIL
      @DANTVSVERGIL 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you need to remember that Jesus has "come" inside us...he wants to "love" us and he wants to "fill" us.

  • @TripleBarrel06
    @TripleBarrel06 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Jesus Christ came..."
    "Ooh I like where this is going!"
    "... and crucified his own body."
    "Damn..."

  • @TheNinjaToaster99
    @TheNinjaToaster99 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    If he wished for no one to perish he wouldn't have made hell in the first place he would have came down her and said "cut that shit out" to everyone who is "sinning".

    • @Yotrymp
      @Yotrymp 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      [How I will win this argument]: But Jesus loves you!

    • @TheNinjaToaster99
      @TheNinjaToaster99 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      TSyoutubin You know that makes Jesus and god sound bipolar right "YOUR ALL GOING TO BURN IN HELL UNLESS YOU REPENT AND WORSHIP ME" "but I love you all"

    • @Yotrymp
      @Yotrymp 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what I meant by that. lol If you told this lady what you said in your original comment (when she wasn't busting a nut) she would reply with something similar to that.

  • @TheHockeyGamer
    @TheHockeyGamer 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    My favourite quote: "Remember, if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing."

  • @8xtime
    @8xtime 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My wife just told me God "doomed us from creation" because he was bored.

  • @mariochaosspear
    @mariochaosspear 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    You own a Wii U? YOU MUST REPENT YOUR LOVE OF NINTENDO AND EMBRACE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR XBOX!!!!!
    The Console Wars are the Holy Console Wars.

    • @JSZ69420
      @JSZ69420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The members of Fhe Glorious PC Master Race do not concern themselves with such blastphemy. May our framerates be high and our tempratures low. GabeN.
      (GabeN is basically like amen. Now all we need is a Playstation fan to make this theological discusion complete)

    • @JSZ69420
      @JSZ69420 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Johann Schmidt *The

    • @mariochaosspear
      @mariochaosspear 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As an Xbox fanboy I must warn you that if you don't embrace our Lord and savior Xbox, you will go to Xbox hell. Once there, you will be forced to play buggy Kinect games for all eternity. Repent or flail your arms forever.

    • @JSZ69420
      @JSZ69420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mariochaosspear GabeN is the One and True Lord. Console Pagans like you will go to PC gaming hell and Origin network will forever make you lag while EA steals your money with DLC. If you repent and play the Gospel of the almightly GabeN you will understand the life of Gordon Freeman.
      The G-Man will summon Him and we will see judgement on the day that Half Life 3 releases. You too can play the gospel on your pagan boxes and stations, but you will never reach salvation with the equivilent of an abridged remake.
      Join us and worship GabeN and you will be saved from low framerates and pixellated resolutions. While you use the lowly kinect, We can use the Leap Motion contoller with our Occulus Rifts. Hell awaits you and sin and temptation to have a social life will lead you to the EA himself.

    • @mariochaosspear
      @mariochaosspear 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Johann Schmidt Need I remind you of the proof of the Xbox Divinity, the Holy Halo Franchise. You see, Halo was such a groundbreaking series that it could only be the work of the great god Phil Spencer.
      Oh, and don't give me any of that "the first two Halo games were re-released on PC" bullshit. MY XBOX FAITH WILL NEVER ALLOW ME TO BELIEVE SUCH HERESY!

  • @EvilDude1
    @EvilDude1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Plot twist* Jesus and Satan are the same person dun dun dunnnnnn

  • @BlackLotus30
    @BlackLotus30 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You know what that Lady just sinned...her sin is wrath :D

  • @cassandra8209
    @cassandra8209 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My question on Christianity is this: why did Jesus have to die for us to be able to go to heaven? I understand that the bible says that sin separates us from God and all that, but if he's all loving and all powerful like what's claimed, why do we even NEED Jesus to die on the cross? If he's all loving, then he would love, forgive us no matter what and, ya know, NOT have us burn in hell for all eternity. He should be able to have that happen because he's supposedly all powerful. According to Christian theology, he has more love and power than we can even comprehend, so wouldn't he want to and have the ability to keep us out of hell, no matter what?

  • @BabyOcelot2013
    @BabyOcelot2013 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    * gets Christian ad that doesn't give food to the poor people and those who are starving, but instead gives them bibles *
    *kill me*

    • @emerydo5937
      @emerydo5937 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHAHAHAHHA LOL

    • @hooligan7574
      @hooligan7574 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BabyOcelot *homeless man looks at the bible, then smacks you over the head with a rusty copper pipe that he tried to cell for crack; & steals your money.*

    • @hooligan7574
      @hooligan7574 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      BabyOcelot *homeless man looks at the bible, then smacks you over the head with a rusty copper pipe that he tried to cell for crack; & steals your money.*

  • @ymir6286
    @ymir6286 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Meh, fire and demon horns sounds better than a halo and an eternity with annoying relatives.

    • @DisaccharideEgirl
      @DisaccharideEgirl 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And playing the harp forever. :P

    • @ymir6286
      @ymir6286 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      DrakeFlyLon No thanks, just give me a pitchfork and assign me people to poke.

    • @lisztresurrected9438
      @lisztresurrected9438 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ymir I volunteer.

    • @ymir6286
      @ymir6286 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Babu AndCoffee I'll reserve a spot for you in Hell when I get there.

    • @ellkatt2010
      @ellkatt2010 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey Ymir you're lesbian so you're going to hell.
      ^ what that lady would say. btwIloveyousomuch

  • @dannytibi
    @dannytibi 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Eh, I disagree with you when you say "there are ways to share your religious beliefs without looking like an idiot". It's hard to share your beliefs without looking like an idiot if those beliefs themselves are all idiotic.

  • @Axolautism
    @Axolautism 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Jesus Christ wants to "come" in you. He wants to love you. He wants to fill you." rofl XD lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nautilusbones980
      @nautilusbones980 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      (lenny face)

    • @emerydo5937
      @emerydo5937 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "they've let the holy Spirit come in them"
      was it at least consensual XD

  • @16JPE
    @16JPE 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Jesus sounds like my ex friend hunter, "BE MY FRIEND OR YOU WILL SUFFER", He was a piece of scum

  • @AsKaGangsta
    @AsKaGangsta 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I just threw up in my bandana

    • @davidkubat1
      @davidkubat1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      jak ses sem dostal ?

    • @AsKaGangsta
      @AsKaGangsta 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *****
      ok you win :) You'll never see me here again. I promise.

  • @justinsiehl4666
    @justinsiehl4666 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I wanted to share these things with you." Share it with us? Or yell it at us? Big difference, and I think she went with the latter.

  • @ChipArgyle
    @ChipArgyle 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    How exactly does shedding one's own blood save someone else? And if Jesus was resurrected a mere three days later, what exactly was his sacrifice? A rough week? His crucifixion, death and resurrection inconvenienced him for less time than a bad flu does the rest of us...and look at his personal outcome as a result. Who wouldn't undertake a brief crucifixion and resurrection if the outcome was becoming the all-powerful ruler of the universe for eternity? Some sacrifice. Christians, please try to understand that your favorite story makes no sense whatsoever.
    But it's not fair to pick only on Christianity. All religions that have an element of the supernatural to them: gods, devils, demons, angels, and different locations to take up residence once we die have the same problem...they're not demonstrably true.

  • @zachtaylor7723
    @zachtaylor7723 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    An argument would be how do you explain miracles such as incorruptible corpses?

  • @TakeShotAction
    @TakeShotAction 10 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "You must Repent or Perish"
    Hmmm... I choose to stick to my morals, even if that ends with me "Perishing" (Which it won't) then so be it.

    • @zenobiakaiju405
      @zenobiakaiju405 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Anyone who threatens anybody with the message, "Repent or Perish" is a terrorist and an extremist.

    • @xxkvck
      @xxkvck 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** ^ this is the best thing I've read

    • @gothatfunk
      @gothatfunk 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** even if it ends with you meeting "god" on judgement day (which it won't, obviously) there's STILL nothing to worry about. here's why:
      TheoreticalBullshit: "...And What If I'm Wrong?"
      best atheist video ever made on youtube.

    • @gothatfunk
      @gothatfunk 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** get stuffed.

  • @chaotichavoc2975
    @chaotichavoc2975 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My reaction to whenever she talked
    "Damn woman. Calm the fuck down."

    • @ZeldagigafanMatthew
      @ZeldagigafanMatthew 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Her voice is more dangerous than that scream from Mortal Kombat.

    • @chaotichavoc2975
      @chaotichavoc2975 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *****
      It is even worse since I'm a Christian.

    • @ZeldagigafanMatthew
      @ZeldagigafanMatthew 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chaotic Havoc I didn't even take her seriously, I don't even take the street preachers seriously. At least she didn't call for acts of violence against certain groups.

  • @Gothicslenderman
    @Gothicslenderman 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:50 you kinda forgot Odysseus from the Odyssey (If I spelt it right) he was only mortal and went down into the underworld and back.

  • @hammy4866
    @hammy4866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel like my brain cells have been crucified.

  • @neonkatz9433
    @neonkatz9433 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have nothing against Christians, but I have read the Bible and question a few things.
    1. Wouldn't the Devil like you if you had sinned? You would be like him, why would he eternally torture you?
    2. Didn't the Devil kill around only six people in the Bible? And God slaughtered thousands.
    3. If God really did love humans, and considered them all to be his children, he wouldn't let them kill eachother, he wouldn't allow rape, murder or torture. Because it would be like if two of your children were fighting, as a loving parent, you would break them apart, scold them, then make them make friends whether they liked it or not...
    Any Christians here willing to 'shed some light'?

  • @JandJandJandJandJ
    @JandJandJandJandJ 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Does anyone else notice that that old woman has the bedroom of a 11-year old girl? Apparently pink curtains are all the rage with people in their 50s.

  • @belaireguy4117
    @belaireguy4117 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You are one smart kid and I am envious. Never stop thinking my young friend and you and your knowledge will continue blossoming and growing into something beautiful and it will be heard.
    All the best.

  • @DjVortex-w
    @DjVortex-w 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love when some Christians try to argue how Christianity is somehow different and unique from other religions (the most common argument is that in Christianity, unlike all other religions, you are not saved by your works, but by simply accepting Jesus), as if that were somehow a convincing argument that Christianity is the only true religion.
    It's basically a product sales speech: Our product is different and better than all the competing products! Our product can do this and this, that no competing product can! And our product is also cheaper than all those other products!

  • @Furzkampfbomber
    @Furzkampfbomber 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    So god created Adam and Eve as innocent beings with no knowledge about or concept of "good and evil". Then he offers them a fruit that gives them the knowledge about good and evel *after* they ate it and made eating it a crime *before* they ate it and learned about wrong and right. Makes perfect sense to me.
    I also have one question about Jesus. So, supposedly Jesus is kind of an incarnation of god. So technically god commited suicide, but isn´t this against his own rules?

    • @cubby091398
      @cubby091398 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I said the same thing on another vid earlier. You know the difference between good and evil but yet don't know the difference between good and evil because they have not eaten from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil.

    • @moyga
      @moyga 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Another significant point is, why is God so opposed to humans having knowledge of good and evil? Isn't that something we ought to know? The whole plot of the bible is straight up retarded if you really look at it. God creates humans knowing exactly what they are going to do, he even designed them in such a way that they would end up doing that, knowingly, he gets mad anyway, curses them, decides the *only* way he can forgive them is by impregnating a human woman with a human version of himself and then dying for us, because that makes sense.
      He could have just forgiven us without doing that. He could have designed us better, or not cursed us. Plus, the whole idea in Christianity that god made some huge sacrifice makes no sense, because Jesus is God, what is God really losing by dying in his human form and going back up in heaven to rule in paradise forever? It's all so fucking retarded. It sounds like bullshit made up by people living 2000 years ago because that's exactly what it is.

    • @Furzkampfbomber
      @Furzkampfbomber 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      moyga One could add to your remarks that gods great idea, creating us in a certain way and with a certain nature we simple have no choice but to follow and *then* punish us for following our nature, is a complete dick-move.
      "Hey, let´s make it impossible for men to *not* look at women! In fact, give them a brain that constantly thinks about sex... and then *punish* them for simply looking at women and for thinking about sex!"
      Yep, seems legit.

    • @randumpotato
      @randumpotato 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm Atheist too, but you're wrong. God didn't give them the fruit the devil disguised as a snake did. Please do research before commenting, or else you make us look dumb.

    • @moyga
      @moyga 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      randumpotato God did give them the fruit in the sense that he made the fruit available to them by putting it with them in the Garden where they could easily take it, which is probably what the OP meant. The snake didn't give it to them, the snake simply encouraged them to eat it. Well, it encouraged Eve.

  • @RanterInShades
    @RanterInShades 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wow. My ears kind of hurt from listening to her shout. Kinda scary.

    • @KrausHaus0
      @KrausHaus0 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Jesus was most likely lightly brown

  • @tali6844
    @tali6844 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Jesus Christ crucified his own body."....I'm an atheist and I'm gonna tell you literally everything wrong with that...

  • @ethan9167
    @ethan9167 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Calm down Lady... the camera is right in front of you XD She's so loud :P

    • @sarahcamille4783
      @sarahcamille4783 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      this woman is just all sorts of stupid .. i cant even *facepalm* (maybe this is why its facepalm sunday)

  • @ameistake
    @ameistake 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This woman frightens me.. There're religious people who want convince you that god is a real thing and that is fine but with her I'm afraid she'll club me to death in the name of Jesus for not believing in god.

  • @kosaba11
    @kosaba11 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You Christians do realize that the idea of a deity is a man made concept, right? Back in the days of early humans, we bowed, worshiped, prayed to, and feared the sun, then we did that to fire, then to the rest of nature, and now we fear our imagination. The difference between religion then and now is the fact that the Neanderthals' fear of the sun, fire, or nature makes sense. Fearing, worshipping, or even believing in a hippie that sits on a cloud all day judging people for things he planned for them to do makes no sense logically or scientifically.

  • @Tum.-.
    @Tum.-. 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did anyone else die from laughter when the lady began with "Jesus Christ."

  • @Kuulpb
    @Kuulpb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jesus doesn't want anyone to perish... so he perishes to perish the thought of perishing... and then people died.... The End.

    • @hamzaali6817
      @hamzaali6817 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kuulpb Nice man

    • @sars5891
      @sars5891 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good reasoning skills

  • @Dare2Blink
    @Dare2Blink 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    aw, my forehead hurts because of all the facepalming

    • @ExgaGaming
      @ExgaGaming 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Film yourself and use the replay button, your head will thank you.

  • @Uberbabies
    @Uberbabies 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Daniel, have you accepted the Helix Fossil as your lord and saviour? Praise Helix

  • @shortlink6741
    @shortlink6741 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    OH MY GOD. THE VIDEO STARTED BUFFERING WHEN SHE SAID 'JESUS CAME' AHAHAHAHHAHHAAH *dying*

  • @ThePlasticShovel
    @ThePlasticShovel 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I'd rather be in Hell with the people I love who I know are not going to Heaven, than be in Heaven away from them." -MrRepzion. That was probably the sweetest thing I've ever heard.

  • @homedoug217
    @homedoug217 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    She sounds mental.

  • @ouroborosi
    @ouroborosi 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Free will, woman.
    You don't seem to know what that means, do you?

  • @birdofhermest
    @birdofhermest 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    God has the mentality of a 14 year old girl.

  • @peterh9290
    @peterh9290 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jupiter was a better god at impregnation - from 22 women, he was the father of 27 children. Then there was his male lover. He did not expect his lovers or his children to die on behalf of mortals for their transgressions against him. Ave Iuppiter!

  • @NikIvRu
    @NikIvRu 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    And the award of the most annoying christian goes to...

  • @dmongrol9480
    @dmongrol9480 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I choose Perish over Bullshit.

    • @Nattefrost1488
      @Nattefrost1488 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ***** I love how God is love, yet wants me to burn in pure agony for all aternity.

    • @dmongrol9480
      @dmongrol9480 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ***** God isn't real, God is fake, not love. I have love for my friends and family, not imaginary people in the sky.

    • @Falloutfan1998
      @Falloutfan1998 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** Yeah, God is love, that's why you have to blindly follow him or you'll be punished with eternal damnation.

    • @Cheerok
      @Cheerok 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** I'd rather go to hell in that case. No heating bills, do whatever you like..... well seems like i can have a huge ass party down there for all eternity.

    • @kuningas1101
      @kuningas1101 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cheerok i would love to meet hitler and ask him what the fuck was he thinking about. i would also show him all the amazing movies that were made of him

  • @cecilanahz
    @cecilanahz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know, I use this exact argument with Christians. One of them said it was because God wanted to give us free will but free will doesn't necessarily mean choose good or bad right? If the tree was never there in the first place than Adam and eve would still have free will and wouldn't have sinned.

  • @NegiTaiMetal011
    @NegiTaiMetal011 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm Catholic and I must say what Repzion said makes a lot of sense, reason and logic. Also made me open my eyes. Though I'm still Catholic, I still greatly respect and love Jesus and the selflessness by dying on the cross, I'm not religious and more spiritual but also pragmatic and unorthodox. And I don't think we're all born-sinners, as I've come to realize; are we automatically guilty of something from the past the moment we're born? I still question and doubt things. I look at things critically, nothing wrong with that.
    I think these Christians are too zealous, narrow-minded, judgmental and limited. I hate the fact these Christians judge others, especially for having a different belief; I have a friend from Maine who is Pagan. I hate these Christians who appear to be too zealous, where they're like forcing their beliefs onto others and say they sinned this and that. Those are the kind of Christians I'm having a problem with as it made me doubt religion.