My boyfriend and I are a rare tinder success; he lived 40 minutes from my house (I dont drive) and I was late to our first meetup (by 2 hours- he won't let me live it down) We've been dating for almost 4 years and we just recently got our first apartment together (with my rabbit) and I couldn't be happier
2:25 if you don't understand what's wrong with the story: she wants him to park in the visitors lot so he can stay the night at her place, aka she wants sex and he was too oblivious/dumb to notice
I love the honesty story-I think that’s what makes me and my man work, we just are who we are and love each other for it. Rather than trying to be the person we think the want. But if I ever go back into the dating pool; I’ll keep that story in mind ❤️
Guy needs help, I mean that in the nicest way, he's in a really bad place mentally and wanted a woman to save him. He needs a professional to help him, not some poor unqualified soul off tinder. Lots of times people say that their pet has fended off depression or suicidal thoughts, but he's beyond that. I hope he got better, but it is no random stranger's job to wrangle that crazy.
Let's cut to the chase, I need a father for my 4 kids. OP thinks he ditched her. Truth is she took one look at him in person and skillfully chucked the deuces at him.
@@Zakkarypillow honestly, I've known some women get into some very ugly situations turning down a man. Maybe she heard something like that, got a bad vibe and felt paranoid
@@frugalsoul9984 There’s a million different ways to end a date in a reasonable manner, so that’s a pretty odd way to go about it. It’s effective, definitely. Still odd. Could have taken a fake phone call/text and claimed a family emergency or any other various situation. Either way, it’s best he left her.
Lol I've had that one before. Each time I've dated I've never really felt anything. No spark, but I enjoy meeting and talking to new people, even though I'm pretty introverted. I was unlucky offline and hardly anymore lucky online. Also asexual so I'm more interested in getting to know people. Also maybe its me, not the person themselves, but I can't seem to ever get past that stage. All been first dates so far and I always get ghosted, but I'm not bothered by it any more now. I'm happy doing my own thing.
Oh, I did that to a guy who stood me up. Twice. So we started chatting, he seemed cute. I suggested meeting for a coffee at a nearby station. He said he lived near there, but he suddenly said that it was too far and we couldn't meet. I was confused, because that station is about 20 mins away by bus for me. I told him so and went to meet him. He didn't show. I texted him to say I was there, only for him to say, no, he doesn't live near that station, he lives near another local station. At this point I was kind of annoyed since it seemed he was messing me about, but I arranged to meet up at this other place. It was also local so I got there pretty early. I texted him, saying I was at the entrance near the bus stop. Nothing. I texted again to ask if he was running late. This was around the time we arranged to meet. I waited for an hour and he never showed. I tried to call him before I left, he didn't answer. So I called one of my girlfriends and had dinner and gossip with her instead. The next morning I had a missed call from him at some crazy time in the morning. I blocked his number. Still don't know if he was some kind of scam to this day. He was probably seeing someone else anyway.
When I was dating (I'm now married for many years) I realised that if someone's on their own, there may be a VERY GOOD reason. You have to not invest too much. And DON'T have too many dates, it really fucks up one's emotions and then one is more vulnerable. It really is a case of if you like yourself, then you can look for someone. But it's even better if you like yourself and you're not even looking... that's when magic can happen. Good luck.
When will people realize that people who are single are not always single because of a reason. It kills me that I can’t do shit as a single women without someone assuming I’m single because I’m crazy or because of societal issue. Some people enjoy solitude, even if we do crave a partner sometimes. I was more stressed dating than when I would just be casual with it.
@@yougotgamesonyourphone6947 I feel this as I'm the same way. It's sad that society has demonized being single & made it seem like you're a bad person for it. I love being single personally as I have no one to answer to. My money is mine, my freedom is mine, my time is mine, I can do whatever I want when I want. I'm happy to see I'm not the only one who was more stressed dating/being in a relationship than just doing my own thing
@yougotgamesonyourphone6947 I feel the same way. Growing up I used to think something was wrong with me because I was shy or boring because no guy seemed interested in me. Within the last ten years I've realised I'm asexual if not aroace sometimes. At this point I wouldn't mind dating other genders, as I always felt uncomfortable having a relationship with a guy if he just wants one thing and definitely not that kind of girl. I've only bedn on maybe six dates max so far and sometimes I think I'm better single. Sure, I'm reclusive and introverted and I may be a failure as a woman, but I don't care anymore. It doesn't mean I'm completely hopeless. I have interests and am pretty laid back.
The guy repeatedly calls at 3am and pretends to work for a furniture company? I would have to put in a fair amount of effort to come up with an idea as bad as that
I had a guy call me at about 11pm for about three nights in a row, while I was in my echoey bedroom with my mum asleep next door. For one thing, that's a weird time to call out of the blue, and it was awkward. Also yes, I still live at home, I'm pathetic but at that exact time?
Date was heavy-er than pics. Had a great conversation, ate pizza, drank beer. Several hours later time to end. Walk her to her car. A passing guy comments about her car, She strikes up a conversation with him. I’m standing there 😲😲😲. Didn’t we just have a great time??? Stood there, watching this train wreck unfold in front of me. 10 minutes and I finally walked away. I’m ugly, but I look like my pictures. 🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️
About 2 years ago i chatted with a girl i matched with on tinder, she seemed nice, we had a fair few things in common so we decided to meet up for coffee. She was a student and mentioned that she did not have alot of money at hand to spend on expensive coffee places so i offered to pay. The evening before the date she shot me a message asking if we could go to a sushi place instead. I told her that i was not a super big fan of sushi but maybe and i asked her if she knew of a good place. She sent me a link to a local sushi place where a lunch went for roughly €40 per person. She immedietly followed it up with ”oh and i still expect you to pay for the date” Knowing that this was simply someone who was after free food i called of the date, she proceesed to call me incel, looser, ”not a real man” etc for a few hours before i removed the match. so my worse date didnt even get to the meet up part
As a woman myself, what a free loading b. I don't go on a lot of dates (six within the last year and a half at age 31 and never before) but I always make sure to pay my way. I'm rather sensible with money and women like this make me ashamed of my gender. Glad you called it off. Happened to me once but I never met the guy. He said, quote: "I likely earn more than you so I don't mind paying." Maybe it was through text it came across as arrogance, but luckily he ghosted me two days before we were supposed to meet. I was weirded out and it was meant to be a casual drink after work thing. Sometimes I'm lucky I'm an undateable nerd 😂
It still blows my mind how both men and women don’t understand that if somebody lets you into their home, around their kids, goes to your home, or has sex with you after a few hours of meeting you… They are probably not all there begin with
I use Hinge and same. I've met five ppl so far for 5 first dates. First guy seemed shy and awkward, sure I am too. We went to the park but he ghosted me saying he was going on a hiking trip and would get in touch when he got back. Met up with a girl for a coffee (I'm trying out at this point bc why not) she said thanks but no thanks. Other than that I just get ghosted but I'm cool anyway.
Mine was meeting this guy on tinder in my college town. We hung out a few months later when he was nearby and nothing ever happened between us. He became my best friend for that entire year and we hung out every night and did everything together until we both moved different places a few months ago while I’m taking a break from school.
This guy made me drive to DC with his friends to pickup and smoke and it took FOREVER (I live in the upper middle/east of MD) and when I finally said enough is enough I drove them back and told him to never ever talk to me again 🙃 got used BIG time, I had no idea we were doing that
I dated a guy, met him at party. Super hot British guy, we hang out, I got out with him the next night and he's doing so much cocaine it was crazy. Oh well I smoke weed so I guess it's his drug of choice. Red flag. Anyway we've been talking on and off for a year and all of a sudden he calls me, tells me he's in love with my ex and I look like her on the face. I only weigh 135lbs so I'm am average body type. He then proceeds to tell me how he wants to pay for me to get my tits done, get liposuction on my sides and wants me to grow my hair out and color it brown. Okay cool he was a type, whatever, but THEN he asked to call me by his ex girlfriend's name. Nope. Nope Nope Nope nope
The one about the 3 minute Tow. My dumb ass was thinking that she wanted him to park in visitors so nobody would notice his car then she has accomplices waiting to jump and rob him when he gets out of the car. I have a fucked up mind
Even back in the early 00s when I was growing up I was always a boring weird shy nerd. I was more focused on my education and guys weren't exactly approaching me appropriately. Online is worse.
13:40 as someone who also has herpes(but I’m asymptomatic), I have no problems getting dates, and I experience far more acceptance than rejection when disclosures. However, something I learned with having an STI is that it’s already bad enough to have something incurable that’s has an extremely bad stigma with it, it’s even worse when you have other extremely shitty qualities as well. People are willing to accept certain bullshit from a person with no STDs/STIs than from someone who has one. You pretty much have to make yourself stand out, and you have to bring something to the table that would make them say “is it worth it?” It should be the standard all around, but I know I have to work ten times harder than my girlfriends whom all had STDs before, even multiple, but didn’t catch anything that is incurable.
I had someone (not the date) slip me G before going to meet a girl. Was woke up by ambulance in her bathroom. So yeah, I'm the horror story. Worst part is I was drinking and she thought I was just too drunk. Never explained myself because I was so embarrassed.
Spent 11 years with a narcissist so I have trust issues and I don’t believe anything that comes out of mans mouth. I am honest about that but I would still try to find someone decent. The cesspool that is online dating is just not worth it. Is this person going to murder or stalk me? Or, God forbid, another narcissist. I can’t will myself to even try.
11:36 happened to me as well. A thin, hippie-type of professional gal. I still went for it a few times - protected - until I thought about what would happen if I contracted herpes. Perhaps as tough as dealing with contracting the disease is also the limitations it puts into sex.
Damn, she thought it was a good date and he just had to kill himself to get away Lmao i’m sorry but I can’t help but laugh especially how the voice just read it
She wanted to have sex with him but she didn't want to say it directly. She tried to make him ubderstand him saying: "park there! You can even stay overnight" (so when he walked her to her apartment they could have sex). However the guy was as dense as concrete and didn't get it. (And neither did i)
Tinder is impossible as a male unless: - You are 7ft tall and look like a Photoshopped movie star - You live in a ginormous city - Whirlwind social life and enough friends to fill Wembley - Bigger and more extensive travel history than Simon Calder and Michael Palin combined If you're a girl just swipe left on anyone who doesn't fit these criteria, no matter what you're like yourself. And it helps being a girl on there if you're basically naked in every photo and have an entourage of friends yourself.
Yep on tinder theres WAYY more men than women. Sorry u had such bad experience. Hope you dont lose hope that with the right woman being a good and interesting person is enough!
As a woman myself and hearing a lot of horror stories, I will never use Tinder. You got the right idea, dude. I was always a pathetic undateable nerd and I'm kind of glad of that sometimes. I use a different app and I've had some weird convos but nothing crazy irl. Lucky I just get ghosted lol
My boyfriend and I are a rare tinder success; he lived 40 minutes from my house (I dont drive) and I was late to our first meetup (by 2 hours- he won't let me live it down)
We've been dating for almost 4 years and we just recently got our first apartment together (with my rabbit) and I couldn't be happier
congrats!
Why two hours late?
@@tanito4673 I had a sleeping addiction and I forgot to set an alarm so I would wake up at a reasonable time.
The one where he killed himself is really sad
I know right. Like it was so unexpected but probably in the worst way ever
Sad but still she’s lucky he wasn’t mental too otherwise he might have killed her then himself because that happens alot
@@kathyinwonderlandl.a.8934 or maybe dating was just in his bucket list
it hit like a truck since im watching in 2x
@@Kanoii15 Considering he had nothing to lose, that could explain his confidence and charm.
2:25 if you don't understand what's wrong with the story: she wants him to park in the visitors lot so he can stay the night at her place, aka she wants sex and he was too oblivious/dumb to notice
Literally wanted to punch my phone. Like, ive never gotten that far with a woman but even i would pick up on that lol
haaha a dense one eh
"credit carded me under the table" thats too funny for how horrible that is. Wtf, who does that?
What does it even mean?
You have to earn your meal first. YIKES
Seriously what in the R kelly?
@@AwkwardBlackGal613 they're rape wing men.
Damn bro
@@Julesb2183 OMFFG 😯
It goes in the bin with other "classics" like "Don't make daddy angry kitten."
And "I'm a nice guy but literally every other girl is a whore."
I love the honesty story-I think that’s what makes me and my man work, we just are who we are and love each other for it. Rather than trying to be the person we think the want. But if I ever go back into the dating pool; I’ll keep that story in mind ❤️
He ate his cat's ashes? Good Lord!!
Must’ve tasted smokey 😂
@@jeremytrepanier8229 yeah probably a bit over done..😬
Guy needs help, I mean that in the nicest way, he's in a really bad place mentally and wanted a woman to save him. He needs a professional to help him, not some poor unqualified soul off tinder. Lots of times people say that their pet has fended off depression or suicidal thoughts, but he's beyond that. I hope he got better, but it is no random stranger's job to wrangle that crazy.
Let's cut to the chase, I need a father for my 4 kids. OP thinks he ditched her. Truth is she took one look at him in person and skillfully chucked the deuces at him.
Some people would argue that is more rude, smart yes but rude.
Either way, he dodged a bullet. A single mom with 4 kids is the biggest red flag I can imagine.
@@Zakkarypillow honestly, I've known some women get into some very ugly situations turning down a man. Maybe she heard something like that, got a bad vibe and felt paranoid
@@gregregor9689 who says she actually has four kids? She just figured out how to make a guy end the date so she doesn't have to
@@frugalsoul9984 There’s a million different ways to end a date in a reasonable manner, so that’s a pretty odd way to go about it. It’s effective, definitely. Still odd. Could have taken a fake phone call/text and claimed a family emergency or any other various situation. Either way, it’s best he left her.
"The dates were lackluster and I figured I was being too picky"
Me: you guys are getting dates?
Lol I've had that one before. Each time I've dated I've never really felt anything. No spark, but I enjoy meeting and talking to new people, even though I'm pretty introverted. I was unlucky offline and hardly anymore lucky online. Also asexual so I'm more interested in getting to know people. Also maybe its me, not the person themselves, but I can't seem to ever get past that stage. All been first dates so far and I always get ghosted, but I'm not bothered by it any more now. I'm happy doing my own thing.
Yall are a lot nicer than me. I would be immediately blocking people, throwing their stuff away, taking their cat to the shelter or throwing hands.
Oh, I did that to a guy who stood me up. Twice. So we started chatting, he seemed cute. I suggested meeting for a coffee at a nearby station. He said he lived near there, but he suddenly said that it was too far and we couldn't meet. I was confused, because that station is about 20 mins away by bus for me. I told him so and went to meet him. He didn't show. I texted him to say I was there, only for him to say, no, he doesn't live near that station, he lives near another local station. At this point I was kind of annoyed since it seemed he was messing me about, but I arranged to meet up at this other place. It was also local so I got there pretty early. I texted him, saying I was at the entrance near the bus stop. Nothing. I texted again to ask if he was running late. This was around the time we arranged to meet. I waited for an hour and he never showed. I tried to call him before I left, he didn't answer. So I called one of my girlfriends and had dinner and gossip with her instead. The next morning I had a missed call from him at some crazy time in the morning. I blocked his number. Still don't know if he was some kind of scam to this day. He was probably seeing someone else anyway.
When I was dating (I'm now married for many years) I realised that if someone's on their own, there may be a VERY GOOD reason. You have to not invest too much. And DON'T have too many dates, it really fucks up one's emotions and then one is more vulnerable. It really is a case of if you like yourself, then you can look for someone. But it's even better if you like yourself and you're not even looking... that's when magic can happen. Good luck.
Wtf?
When will people realize that people who are single are not always single because of a reason. It kills me that I can’t do shit as a single women without someone assuming I’m single because I’m crazy or because of societal issue. Some people enjoy solitude, even if we do crave a partner sometimes. I was more stressed dating than when I would just be casual with it.
@@yougotgamesonyourphone6947 I feel this as I'm the same way. It's sad that society has demonized being single & made it seem like you're a bad person for it. I love being single personally as I have no one to answer to. My money is mine, my freedom is mine, my time is mine, I can do whatever I want when I want. I'm happy to see I'm not the only one who was more stressed dating/being in a relationship than just doing my own thing
@yougotgamesonyourphone6947 I feel the same way. Growing up I used to think something was wrong with me because I was shy or boring because no guy seemed interested in me. Within the last ten years I've realised I'm asexual if not aroace sometimes. At this point I wouldn't mind dating other genders, as I always felt uncomfortable having a relationship with a guy if he just wants one thing and definitely not that kind of girl. I've only bedn on maybe six dates max so far and sometimes I think I'm better single. Sure, I'm reclusive and introverted and I may be a failure as a woman, but I don't care anymore. It doesn't mean I'm completely hopeless. I have interests and am pretty laid back.
13:04 This guy committed assault. Twice. Possibly a felony in some states.
The guy repeatedly calls at 3am and pretends to work for a furniture company? I would have to put in a fair amount of effort to come up with an idea as bad as that
I had a guy call me at about 11pm for about three nights in a row, while I was in my echoey bedroom with my mum asleep next door. For one thing, that's a weird time to call out of the blue, and it was awkward. Also yes, I still live at home, I'm pathetic but at that exact time?
The bird poop story was cute. Just absolutely adorkable!
Date was heavy-er than pics. Had a great conversation, ate pizza, drank beer. Several hours later time to end. Walk her to her car. A passing guy comments about her car, She strikes up a conversation with him. I’m standing there 😲😲😲. Didn’t we just have a great time??? Stood there, watching this train wreck unfold in front of me. 10 minutes and I finally walked away.
I’m ugly, but I look like my pictures. 🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️
oops !well in a way gd for u .
Sucker. Bet you bought the food and drinks too. Don't simp for women using you for meals, bro
About 2 years ago i chatted with a girl i matched with on tinder, she seemed nice, we had a fair few things in common so we decided to meet up for coffee. She was a student and mentioned that she did not have alot of money at hand to spend on expensive coffee places so i offered to pay.
The evening before the date she shot me a message asking if we could go to a sushi place instead. I told her that i was not a super big fan of sushi but maybe and i asked her if she knew of a good place.
She sent me a link to a local sushi place where a lunch went for roughly €40 per person. She immedietly followed it up with ”oh and i still expect you to pay for the date”
Knowing that this was simply someone who was after free food i called of the date, she proceesed to call me incel, looser, ”not a real man” etc for a few hours before i removed the match.
so my worse date didnt even get to the meet up part
well i think its gd u got rid of that free-meal girl
As a woman myself, what a free loading b. I don't go on a lot of dates (six within the last year and a half at age 31 and never before) but I always make sure to pay my way. I'm rather sensible with money and women like this make me ashamed of my gender. Glad you called it off. Happened to me once but I never met the guy. He said, quote: "I likely earn more than you so I don't mind paying." Maybe it was through text it came across as arrogance, but luckily he ghosted me two days before we were supposed to meet. I was weirded out and it was meant to be a casual drink after work thing. Sometimes I'm lucky I'm an undateable nerd 😂
It still blows my mind how both men and women don’t understand that if somebody lets you into their home, around their kids, goes to your home, or has sex with you after a few hours of meeting you… They are probably not all there begin with
Only ever got ghosted in tinder, if the person even responded in the first place.
I use Hinge and same. I've met five ppl so far for 5 first dates. First guy seemed shy and awkward, sure I am too. We went to the park but he ghosted me saying he was going on a hiking trip and would get in touch when he got back. Met up with a girl for a coffee (I'm trying out at this point bc why not) she said thanks but no thanks. Other than that I just get ghosted but I'm cool anyway.
It's always bittersweet to hear any Tinder stories since I rarely match w/ anyone _and_ _even_ _when_ _I_ _do_
they *don't* message me back...
but positive stories like the one w/ the lake/banana bread/bird poop are uplifting at least.
I feel that, man. But I was never into Tinder. But I'm good doing my own thing now, like I always have.
Mine was meeting this guy on tinder in my college town. We hung out a few months later when he was nearby and nothing ever happened between us. He became my best friend for that entire year and we hung out every night and did everything together until we both moved different places a few months ago while I’m taking a break from school.
nice story but it seems like you two hitted-off greatly. so im wondering why u didint get into a relation (sorry if its rude)
HE CONSUMED HIS CAT!
Girlfriend and I met on tinder. Been together 17 months now
This guy made me drive to DC with his friends to pickup and smoke and it took FOREVER (I live in the upper middle/east of MD) and when I finally said enough is enough I drove them back and told him to never ever talk to me again 🙃 got used BIG time, I had no idea we were doing that
I thought the girl was gonna kick him in the nuts but instead shw LoL'd at him, the painless version of the outcome but glad she's safe nonetheless 🤣
The bird crap story brightened my entire morning... 💕💕💕💕💕😊😊😊😊
Anybody notice that Tinder and Loser have 2 syllables? Coincidence?
I have to say, I met my man on POF and we have been together for almost 5 years. Love of my life...
POF is just an online trailer park. Absolute landfill fire of a site that is.
I dated a guy, met him at party. Super hot British guy, we hang out, I got out with him the next night and he's doing so much cocaine it was crazy. Oh well I smoke weed so I guess it's his drug of choice. Red flag. Anyway we've been talking on and off for a year and all of a sudden he calls me, tells me he's in love with my ex and I look like her on the face. I only weigh 135lbs so I'm am average body type. He then proceeds to tell me how he wants to pay for me to get my tits done, get liposuction on my sides and wants me to grow my hair out and color it brown. Okay cool he was a type, whatever, but THEN he asked to call me by his ex girlfriend's name. Nope. Nope
Nope Nope nope
Noooo! Don't stay to be polite!
The one about the 3 minute Tow. My dumb ass was thinking that she wanted him to park in visitors so nobody would notice his car then she has accomplices waiting to jump and rob him when he gets out of the car. I have a fucked up mind
I thought it was because she didn't want her actual bf/partner to see her date.
story which ends at 19:06 is so gd and wholesome
at 12:28 at first i was really sad for her but then i was like oh...
Does it make me a dodgy person, if with the vast majority of these people, I'd end up battering them unconscious?
Yeesh 😬
I can't believe this is what people are dealing with now 🙊
Even back in the early 00s when I was growing up I was always a boring weird shy nerd. I was more focused on my education and guys weren't exactly approaching me appropriately. Online is worse.
6:45 let’s go get your little Caesars pizza and your Faygo soda at the state of the Great Lakes!
Go Michigan!
How do you not see anything when someone is in the middle of a herpes outbreak? Holy hell that could have gone so much worse!
13:40 as someone who also has herpes(but I’m
asymptomatic), I have no problems getting dates, and I experience far more acceptance than rejection when disclosures. However, something I learned with having an STI is that it’s already bad enough to have something incurable that’s has an extremely bad stigma with it, it’s even worse when you have other extremely shitty qualities as well. People are willing to accept certain bullshit from a person with no STDs/STIs than from someone who has one. You pretty much have to make yourself stand out, and you have to bring something to the table that would make them say “is it worth it?” It should be the standard all around, but I know I have to work ten times harder than my girlfriends whom all had STDs before, even multiple, but didn’t catch anything that is incurable.
well that cant be helped ! but its really good on your part for disclosing your std. hope you get the person you want.
1st story, maybe she said that to scare him off
I had someone (not the date) slip me G before going to meet a girl. Was woke up by ambulance in her bathroom. So yeah, I'm the horror story. Worst part is I was drinking and she thought I was just too drunk. Never explained myself because I was so embarrassed.
At this moment no dislikes.
I'm currently divorcing my wife. Part of is looking forward to these sites the other part of me is dreading jt
Noice
I showed up to her house and she was too drunk to form sentences. So, her roommates helped me put her to bed and I went home 🤷🏽♂️
Goat channel
🐐
4:54 wouldn’t have thought football was an obscure sport but ok
you mean soccer?
Spent 11 years with a narcissist so I have trust issues and I don’t believe anything that comes out of mans mouth. I am honest about that but I would still try to find someone decent. The cesspool that is online dating is just not worth it. Is this person going to murder or stalk me? Or, God forbid, another narcissist. I can’t will myself to even try.
Lalapaloosa must be Seattle then …fun times..
The one where the dude killed himself, WTF did she do to the poor guy, seem like she pushed him over the edge!?
Lmao as a person from michigan I can tell you it sucks here. Gonna be moving to Georgia this summer
OMG the bird crap story is great!
That was the best one, he was so sweet.
What a great wingman!
what a wingman
My buddy met a chick on tinder... shes been pregnant 4 times in a month. Hes still dating her
How is that possible? Is she a chicken or some kind of reptile?
11:36 happened to me as well. A thin, hippie-type of professional gal. I still went for it a few times - protected - until I thought about what would happen if I contracted herpes. Perhaps as tough as dealing with contracting the disease is also the limitations it puts into sex.
Stop smoking weed. Do coke like an adult.
wtf
@@animeuniverse5586 I'm pretty sure it's a John Mulaney joke.
@@donavonseibert507 oh i see, im sorry i didnt knew it was a joke
@@animeuniverse5586 lolol its OK. It doesn't sound like a joke when it's just typed on a screen like that.
As an Ohioan I am angered by the Michigan dude
Lots of SA. That’s just kinda what happens on tinder dates
Who is “ they”? You talk like the guy from Michigan was two or three people. They? Really?
It’s a well known fact that people from Michigan can shapeshift into both deer and snowmen.
@@qbertking1910 I'm from mi and that's 100% true
Michigan and Fat Women are the best. That one woman was too uptight.
Why would the nutjob that went on the date with the Michigan nutjob ever talk to him again????? HUH?!?
Damn, she thought it was a good date and he just had to kill himself to get away
Lmao i’m sorry but I can’t help but laugh especially how the voice just read it
I don't think I understand this story at 2:09
She wanted to have sex with him but she didn't want to say it directly. She tried to make him ubderstand him saying: "park there! You can even stay overnight" (so when he walked her to her apartment they could have sex). However the guy was as dense as concrete and didn't get it. (And neither did i)
bingus my love
Some women do give 'nice guys' a chance, but in the end it's just sadly proven that incels are just gonna incel, have fun being forever alone
Tinder is impossible as a male unless:
- You are 7ft tall and look like a Photoshopped movie star
- You live in a ginormous city
- Whirlwind social life and enough friends to fill Wembley
- Bigger and more extensive travel history than Simon Calder and Michael Palin combined
If you're a girl just swipe left on anyone who doesn't fit these criteria, no matter what you're like yourself. And it helps being a girl on there if you're basically naked in every photo and have an entourage of friends yourself.
Yep on tinder theres WAYY more men than women. Sorry u had such bad experience. Hope you dont lose hope that with the right woman being a good and interesting person is enough!
As a woman myself and hearing a lot of horror stories, I will never use Tinder. You got the right idea, dude. I was always a pathetic undateable nerd and I'm kind of glad of that sometimes. I use a different app and I've had some weird convos but nothing crazy irl. Lucky I just get ghosted lol
Your mom.
First lol nice vid
Credit carding. Thanks to this post I learned a really fun new way to describe fingering!