Screw that moths are better than butterflies Also oranges are tangerine coloured while tangerines are orange coloured I'm scared of death because what if there is nothing 20:05 i know a few billionares that live under the sea...
22:38 If you live in New England, October and April are the two months of the year when you wake up at 7:00 a.m. and it is autumn, at 11:00 A.M. it is spring, at 3:00 p.m. it is summer and by sunset it is winter.
17:36 thank god I was born in 2007. I own a flip phone which was previously my nana's and a few DVDs. I want you guys to guess what's my favorite movie on DVD. Hint: it was released in 1996 and was one of the first movies on DVD.
As long as you never give up and as long as you are consistent you will probably still not get any bitches. You are probably a core memory of a stranger because of a random minor good deed you did to them. The permission slips for miss frizzle class must have been wild. You would not know if you ever had an original thought. Almost no one remembers being a baby, they just wake up and they are suddenly five years old. Did you know with cell phones, pocket watches are the most popular form of watch Again. The temperature that encourages us to wear a jacket in the fall is also the temperature that encourages us to stop wearing them in the spring. Honestly, it is hard to imagine evil people brushing their teeth, putting on their pajamas and getting ready for bed. Do these(ice-cream) make your brain go brrrr. Humans are the only species that care about the Earth and other species. Many species in the past have come and totally change the environment for their benefit and died off. Making us likely the most caring species regardless of destruction. Every single odd number has the letter "e" in it. The more you write or look at the same word repeatedly, the spelling of it starts to look weird which makes you think that you misspelt it. What's crazy is someone may have chosen life over death because of what you said to them. How do these make you feel? Kicking a man in the balls also does AOE damage to every man who's witnessed it. You and your partner's memory of a date looks completely different because you're not saying the same half of the restaurant. A hamburger does not have a front or a back until you bite it. Despite knowing it takes the same effort to clean, somehow using a plastic cup feels like making less of a mess than using a glass. Grandparents treat their grandkids the way they wish they had treated their kids. Maybe Sigmund Freud was right so why does school punish you for skipping school when making you miss more school. The way we treat moths versus how we treat butterflies is the prime example of pretty privileges. A guy with a lying fetish is the closest thing to a real Pinocchio there is. It's okay in society to have couches made of skin, just as long as it's not human skin. It's honestly so weird that finding solutions to something to make lives easier is considered lazy. You can feel the same intensity of sadness remembering a sad event, but you can't feel the same happiness remembering a happy event. The word "short" is shorter the word shorter. Your clothes have definitely revealed further around the world than you have. Hope it was useful for you I will post more tomorrow or overmorrow ;)
You know beluga?Well her teacher is called Walt and there’s a canary in a Netflix show called Walt.That means beluga can just eat her teacher and not get in trouble.
Him- there is almost no character that has to go to the bathroom - A whole entire tv show dedicated to a character that has to pee. if you know the show u do if u don't you don't
No made god he was just there Don’t repeat the following in replys : there is no god there is allah, there is no god he is not real, there are multiple, HE SAID GOD. NOT GODS OR ALLAH. And this is my opinion you can’t change that
This is every shower thought video I have ever made! If you enjoy this kind of content you should consider SUBSCRIBING!!!
my brain hurts
@@sillygoofster95 Mine too!
I'm gonna memorize every single one of these and use them within conversation and still not get any bi-
Personally, I don't want any of those. I don't want any men either. I'd like to be alone and melt away in the world.
You need a bitch im here
tches
@@morepain9337facts
L I don't feel that pain
Did you know that this isn't every shower thought because you can still get more shower thoughts?
Dayum
Screw that moths are better than butterflies
Also oranges are tangerine coloured while tangerines are orange coloured
I'm scared of death because what if there is nothing
20:05 i know a few billionares that live under the sea...
2:02 Bill cipher: WRITE THAT DOWN
2:04 bill cipher: s---
0:07 same for me, but it’s with a classmate❤
The first one got us all
3:58 if nothing happens after death that's probably what it's like
17:32 bro, I'm born in 2009 and I'm 15, not 12!! I do have memories of flipphones, and especially DvDs!
22:38 If you live in New England, October and April are the two months of the year when you wake up at 7:00 a.m. and it is autumn, at 11:00 A.M. it is spring, at 3:00 p.m. it is summer and by sunset it is winter.
A tooth fairy broke into more houses than Santa XD
trees above ground being like a snorkel is accurate, but they're also like a mouth to gather food, like an elephants TRUNK
People always want their pillow cold,but also want to be warm when they sleep
trying to hard
I was one time in a famous Chinese tiktoker and we were on his vid
10:20 "If you do something for 8 hours straight, its an addiction"
Me: "I guess Im addicted to sleep"
15:06 as someone who only thought he was an actor-
27:53 actually we breath on cold things to make it warm Amd blow on hot things to make it colder (I have blow on myself alot 😂😂)
That first one hurt inside of me...
Hey i remember a lot of my thoughts when I was 4,3,2,1 years old and i have bad memory (i can barely remember what i ate for breakfast)
The one about in 2 years 2000 being as close as 2050 hit me like a fucking truck
Nahhh, it’s the druggies that find the kids 🤣
well, I think there are so many wild chickens in Hawaii bro
I was listening to these in the shower 😂 🚿🧼🛀🏾🧽
0:43 Dude is that Rhett?
Woah, when the voice alternated my brain went nah, your ears equals nope
“They just wake up and they are suddenly five years old”
Damn I thought that was just me?
what texture pack is that? asking for a friend
23:54 unless you are already a murderer
Mildly threatening
Do you actually think of these in the shower
30%
actually they would just cut out the less important events from the curriculum
11:56 God was always there
Preach brother 🙌🙏😊
If 2 mind readers read each other’s mind, they would be reading each other‘s mind that is reading each other‘s mind
Not me listening tho this in the shower
I watched this while showering, fell asleep in the shower and woke up to a markiplier video😭
14:50 i was hoping someone else thought that way too
My thoughts like to tell me to stab a whiteboard pen through my hand sometimes.
0:56 oh no. Oh no not the E in odds, I have tumbler flashbacks.
Ur shower bills must be so high.
My youngest memory is crying on the way to daycare and not wanting to leave my mum
the towel is dirty because it touched your no no
BRO THE FIRST ONE💀
Isn't it weird that every shower thought you think appears somewhere in the internet no matter how weird it is?
Like your shower thoughts❤❤❤❤
17:36 thank god I was born in 2007. I own a flip phone which was previously my nana's and a few DVDs. I want you guys to guess what's my favorite movie on DVD. Hint: it was released in 1996 and was one of the first movies on DVD.
8:31
Minecraft chickens are In the wild lol
Short is shorter than shorter and shorter is shorter than shortest
Why are they called Butterflies instead of Flutterbys? Armadillos are just tactical Opossums
As long as you never give up and as long as you are consistent you will probably still not get any bitches. You are probably a core memory of a stranger because of a random minor good deed you did to them.
The permission slips for miss frizzle class must have been wild.
You would not know if you ever had an original thought.
Almost no one remembers being a baby, they just wake up and they are suddenly five years old.
Did you know with cell phones, pocket watches are the most popular form of watch Again.
The temperature that encourages us to wear a jacket in the fall is also the temperature that encourages us to stop wearing them in the spring.
Honestly, it is hard to imagine evil people brushing their teeth, putting on their pajamas and getting ready for bed.
Do these(ice-cream) make your brain go brrrr.
Humans are the only species that care about the Earth and other species. Many species in the past have come and totally change the environment for their benefit and died off.
Making us likely the most caring species regardless of destruction.
Every single odd number has the letter "e" in it.
The more you write or look at the same word repeatedly, the spelling of it starts to look weird which makes you think that you misspelt it.
What's crazy is someone may have chosen life over death because of what you said to them.
How do these make you feel? Kicking a man in the balls also does AOE damage to every man who's witnessed it.
You and your partner's memory of a date looks completely different because you're not saying the same half of the restaurant.
A hamburger does not have a front or a back until you bite it.
Despite knowing it takes the same effort to clean, somehow using a plastic cup feels like making less of a mess than using a glass.
Grandparents treat their grandkids the way they wish they had treated their kids.
Maybe Sigmund Freud was right so why does school punish you for skipping school when making you miss more school.
The way we treat moths versus how we treat butterflies is the prime example of pretty privileges.
A guy with a lying fetish is the closest thing to a real Pinocchio there is.
It's okay in society to have couches made of skin, just as long as it's not human skin.
It's honestly so weird that finding solutions to something to make lives easier is considered lazy.
You can feel the same intensity of sadness remembering a sad event, but you can't feel the same happiness remembering a happy event.
The word "short" is shorter the word shorter.
Your clothes have definitely revealed further around the world than you have.
Hope it was useful for you I will post more tomorrow or overmorrow ;)
20:08 this aged well
Bro why is that all true
You know beluga?Well her teacher is called Walt and there’s a canary in a Netflix show called Walt.That means beluga can just eat her teacher and not get in trouble.
For a very short period of time when I was young I used to dip potato chips in ketchup
When you work for the police officer and arrest a person who kidnapped someone doesn’t that make you the kidnapper also
12:33
Because we are.
17:14 it has happened my good sir
Am I technecly addicted to sleeping?
ok my turn: in pokemon why isnt water super effective to ice when ice melts in a glass of water
THERE WAS A TV CHARACTER THAT HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM 🚽 IT WAS ARCHIE BUNKER ❤ I TYPE IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE OF MY BAD EYESIGHT NOT YELLING
The first one...
im making another version of that @Six
If doing something for 8 hours is an addiction, then 90% of the world population is addicted to sleep?
Him- there is almost no character that has to go to the bathroom - A whole entire tv show dedicated to a character that has to pee.
if you know the show u do if u don't you don't
Great, I am not breathing because of breathing manually
Im wearing headphones. The sound is coming from the left, then right, then left, and so on.
🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
Somebody helped me out with the even amount of Urinals I don't get that 1.
wait every shower thought you hear or think the more you get smarter
The start tho
22:29 what about up.
Dude fire 🔥 cant burn water but water can burn fire 🔥 🤔🤔🤔🤔
Whyever would you say that? It was simply outdated from the dictionary.
20:47 is so real (imma year late)
Me: mom i wanna watch dam
Mom: no we have dam at home
@Kayden nigga what 💀
12:37 i agree
24:54
Me: oh God oh God oh God oh God
@2:10
since when was that a sign of laziness
OMG. YOU TOOK ANOTHER PERSON TH-cam SCRIPT! THIS IS THE EXACT SAME!
15:18 lol
he said a swear word. i thought he was pg
Uuuuhhh this is just dam, like literally the same concept and same game.
I dispute the we don't commonly use whyever. Whyever would you think that?
No twins dont
22:25 if your first birthday is your second birthday
*how come your not two years old*
Bro they charged my mom for his phone btw he died when I was five
Steven He's son nfr
I’m twelve and I definitely know what a dvd is
I’m 13 now
Same but I'm 8
I’m 10 I love dvds I also use them 📀it is 2024
10:21 is school an addiction
It’s not
It’s only 5.45hrs
The rest is tidying up
are we homosexual becuase we love our selves
Not much effort went into the editing.
this is interesting
22:20
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Wait
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3:14
No made god he was just there
Don’t repeat the following in replys : there is no god there is allah, there is no god he is not real, there are multiple,
HE SAID GOD. NOT GODS OR ALLAH. And this is my opinion you can’t change that
bro kept repeating some of it just a little diffrent even tho this is 2024 :/
Should rename this to pseudo intellectual thoughts. Some of these statements are full of shit.
0:58 thirty first
Two Bro 0:57
ligma
Im the 100th comment!
Seven
First