Chris Grayling: Chaos Entity

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  • @NANA-kf1cs
    @NANA-kf1cs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Luxembourg is set to be the first country in the world to make all public transport free later this year and Germany are considering it too. Here are some of the many benefits:
    * Massively reduce pollution levels
    * Reduced noise pollution
    * Decreased congestion
    * Faster average road speeds
    * Fewer traffic accidents
    * Easier parking
    * Savings from reduced wear and tear on roads
    * Increased public access, especially for the poor and low waged
    * Increased footfall for businesses
    * Faster boarding times
    * Shorter dwell times
    * Allows for faster timetabling

    • @user-jl8io3ik5y
      @user-jl8io3ik5y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aye, but qui bono?

    • @ForthviewDevelopments
      @ForthviewDevelopments 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      sounds like common sense, something the UK government is distinctly short of and besides how would government ministers get those little extras towards their campaign if millionaire transport bosses et al aren't able to throw money at them for their campaigns to make sure nothing changes

    • @vegn_brit5176
      @vegn_brit5176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You can also add * Safer roads for cyclists !

    • @veggie42
      @veggie42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just make sure the taxes are paid. I like the idea of Not for Profits running everything and take the profit need out. Instead run a service.

  • @PooleyX
    @PooleyX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    He's really good at one thing - being utterly inept.

  • @DumpsterFlower
    @DumpsterFlower 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This is possibly the funniest novara video ever! Great work!

  • @jimvallis10
    @jimvallis10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Chris Grayling tried to be the 1st person to dislike this video and ended up subscribing to Novara

  • @kenderareawesome
    @kenderareawesome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Im wondering if what comes across as incompentance might just be him making "mistakes" that transfer government money to private companies.

    • @dreamsarepurple
      @dreamsarepurple 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think you hit the nail on the head there

    • @marisaJ1
      @marisaJ1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, those aren't mistakes. His job is to destroy public services and justify the later sell off or giveaway.

    • @veggie42
      @veggie42 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He insisted it was preparations no it's May screwing him up

    • @veggie42
      @veggie42 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@marisaJ1 Theresa May is doing this. Gavin Williamson didn't leak I bet it was PM

    • @marisaJ1
      @marisaJ1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@veggie42 Theresa May wasn't in charge of transport or the probation services. Grayling has been purposefully incompetent in every role he's had. Theresa May was terrible as home Secretary and even worse as PM. Tory MP intentionally give ministerialships to those singularly unqualified to those jobs. Williamson didn't have anything to do with Grayling's chaose but he wasn't qualified to be defence minister either.

  • @Poetic_Justice1962
    @Poetic_Justice1962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When privilege, greed, power and incompetence meet, justice becomes a refugee.

  • @tigertron007
    @tigertron007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    You know you're failing when you're Chris Grayling.

    • @inphanta
      @inphanta 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Someone needs to make a song with that as the chorus immediately.

    • @veggie42
      @veggie42 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And when the PM is screwing her cabinet over for power

  • @dystop2766
    @dystop2766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Even over the last 3 years - the vast majority of Cabinet resignations/sackings have been for MUCH LESS. And he's still here!

    • @veggie42
      @veggie42 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes because he helped rub her campaign. Yet she sacked Williamson on a "HUNCH"?

  • @jpayloruk
    @jpayloruk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This is an insult to Mr Blobby.

  • @ice010
    @ice010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    LOVING this content

  • @IshtarNike
    @IshtarNike 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He's the most incompetent man in British politics. And *that's* saying something.

  • @ramatgan1
    @ramatgan1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ash is beautiful and clever.

  • @warmachineuk
    @warmachineuk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He's loyal to May and as May has lost control of the party she leads, she needs all the friends she can get. It's as simple as that.
    And don't forget the party bigwigs bent their own rules to put May in power.

  • @mgmcdb7606
    @mgmcdb7606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    And it actually is Ash Wednesday. Ha.

  • @potdog1000
    @potdog1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like her, she's a breath of fresh air

  • @andrewfrancis3591
    @andrewfrancis3591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Excellent but highly understated video. He spreads misery and chaos wherever he goes.

  • @lennoxbaumbach390
    @lennoxbaumbach390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And I thought the German railway system had potential for improvement.

  • @decoyrev3219
    @decoyrev3219 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    To quote Mr Blobby's seminal pop smash hit;
    "Blobby, Mr Blobby, you're the guy who puts the do in do or die
    Blobby, Mr Blobby, your deeds are guaranteed to stupefy.
    His philosophy of life will steer him through
    And as far as he can see
    He's the same as you and me
    There's nothing in the world he cannot do."
    It's clear from the lyrics that both Chris Grayling and Mr Blobby suffer the same level of intense, delusional psychosis that can only lead to disaster of the most blob-tastic proportions.

  • @LouisOnAir
    @LouisOnAir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Chris Grayling is a higher dimensional being that uses this plane as his sandbox.

  • @DeadWhiteButterflies
    @DeadWhiteButterflies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What I wanna know is how the fuck is Jeremy Hunt still in office?

    • @treeaboo
      @treeaboo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because he did a great job at privatising the NHS, which is exactly what the Tories love.
      There's a reason the staff in the NHS call him 'Jeremy Cunt'.

    • @treeaboo
      @treeaboo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh I mean keep "Accidentally" calling him that ;)

    • @DeadWhiteButterflies
      @DeadWhiteButterflies 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@treeaboo Very true. I swear he's like a fucking cockroach. No matter how many cabinet reshuffles, scandals, crooked backroom bullshit, general fuck ups, and he's still fucking there! The shit stain simply won't fucking wash out.

  • @thecockerel86
    @thecockerel86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lay off Grayling, Ash! Can't you see that he's Boys' Own Hero? The plucky amateur who takes on the professionals and adults, and with ingenuity and derring-do, well mucks it all up, but that isn't the point. The point is HE HAS A GO! He takes on every challenge thrown at him and he should be praised to the heavens for it. It's the sheer pluck of the man, the ability to show off his latest disaster without any shame that gives us the measure of the man. Professionals, adults and Germans may prepare carefully and assiduously for the task in hand but that's just boring. Give me the unqualified fool who is prepared to step into the breach and foul it all up any day! Chris Grayling's my man, and he should be yours too! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

  • @maro9052008
    @maro9052008 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    So True !!!!! 😘😘😘

  • @susanbartlett5932
    @susanbartlett5932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well Teresa May says he’s very good and she’s going to stick with him. Hmmmmmmm!!!

  • @commorevpenguin9602
    @commorevpenguin9602 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    dibs being the MDMA Minister after the revolution!

  • @samuelthompson3327
    @samuelthompson3327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1 dislike? Must have been Chris Grayling. Although saying that he'd probably hit like by mistake wouldn't he.

  • @garyedwards2243
    @garyedwards2243 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    When you fuck up... You've done a 'Grayling'

  • @jamesdegriz
    @jamesdegriz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    He always looks pissed.

  • @wdirtymonkey
    @wdirtymonkey 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    He gets put in charge of things they don't mind being fvcked up. Things that are important for regular people, you'll notice.

  • @user-wi9mv3pj9l
    @user-wi9mv3pj9l หลายเดือนก่อน

    Chaos is good..one of the four horsemen

  • @eamonnbrereton1525
    @eamonnbrereton1525 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    He's the next PM

  • @adlai8086
    @adlai8086 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    he's my local MP, lucky me!

    • @veggie42
      @veggie42 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope he's kicked very hard

  • @wdirtymonkey
    @wdirtymonkey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    LOL @ MDMA

  • @thisaccountisdead9060
    @thisaccountisdead9060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think all the Spitting Image characters were melted down to make Mr Blobby. Shame :(

  • @paulbangash4317
    @paulbangash4317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Scone rhymes with gone 🙂

    • @RichO1701e
      @RichO1701e 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Scone rhymes with tone.
      Depends on how posh you are

    • @veggie42
      @veggie42 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I say S-gone

  • @RichO1701e
    @RichO1701e 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not even Failing Grayling could dislike this video.

  • @nunyabusiness7858
    @nunyabusiness7858 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    He's like Mr Bean if he was full of malice.

  • @mygvmtnamepublicallyavailable
    @mygvmtnamepublicallyavailable 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    British Children’s programming is something else

  • @1000dannycawley
    @1000dannycawley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Comedian I see, we need health programs on streets by streets not md, Northern England needs better train links with North Wales & Scotland/Ireland

    • @veggie42
      @veggie42 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Scrap HSII most train tracks are walking and cycling paths everyone should walk a bit get off their butt

  • @sameert7917
    @sameert7917 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fucking brilliant!

  • @doghousenine
    @doghousenine 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    For all his faults the most worrying aspect is that he doesn't know or understand what a disaster he has been.

  • @thisaccountisdead9060
    @thisaccountisdead9060 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's like the band 'Missing Persons' but without any of the band members in it... figure that one out Slavoj Žižek.

  • @louispearson8306
    @louispearson8306 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    what was with the random drug reference?.

  • @andy-pwrr8853
    @andy-pwrr8853 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hold on so he is the reason my op got cancelled 3 times over 2 years

  • @flickdasher1775
    @flickdasher1775 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    in the style of mark blyth's short austerity vid?

  • @andy-pwrr8853
    @andy-pwrr8853 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chaos god Slannesh in the flesh !
    Purge the herictic call Grimaldus !!

  • @Marabout75
    @Marabout75 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chris Grayling aka Tosser, wander how much weed I can get for him🤔...🚥 London N15 🇲🇺🚥