ImAllexx Goes On A Dating Show

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  • @ColossalisLazy
    @ColossalisLazy  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2337

    gonna be streaming again on Twitch very soon

  • @hydra_lisk
    @hydra_lisk 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +566

    coming back to this after imalexx has been exposed as a domestic abuser and illogically insane

    • @DerelictCountry
      @DerelictCountry 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      it would have taken less words to say he's British

    • @ellie904
      @ellie904 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Psychologically??

  • @CynicalAlco
    @CynicalAlco 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +561

    Who’s returning after the news? Hahahaha we need a colossal response ASAP

    • @lizzieisbaked
      @lizzieisbaked 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Bro the recent Alex news made me think of clown immediately 😂

    • @GordonGregson
      @GordonGregson 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ahaha he’s cooookedddd

    • @tomutoo
      @tomutoo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Baited podcast just came back so we have a response now

    • @Anny-me9ny
      @Anny-me9ny 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@tomutooNO FUCKING WAY THEY CAJE BACK TO TALK ABOUT ALEXX AGAIN IM DECEASED 🫨💀💀💀✌️

    • @kieranmccabe
      @kieranmccabe 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I don’t think he’s making a response or statement anytime soon

  • @tahmkench118
    @tahmkench118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    Wtf this is the last thing I expected to happen today. Senile Old man finally remembers his password

    • @float7672
      @float7672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      LMAO

    • @ita5297
      @ita5297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      god damn it tahm kench you're everywhere

  • @marssgo
    @marssgo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +309

    the people on here dodged a masssivvee bullet

    • @famous305matrix
      @famous305matrix 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      More like a nuke

    • @AA-ks7bo
      @AA-ks7bo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      "hopelessly single" if only things had stayed that way

    • @overborg
      @overborg หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      dodged a brick

    • @hydra9627
      @hydra9627 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Most likely in the shape of his rings

  • @mayo_-
    @mayo_- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2652

    Y'know collosal, I haven't really consumed any harsh content in a while but hearing someone just rip into someone else with your dry wit just puts a smile on my face

    • @joey_youtube
      @joey_youtube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      agreed. I miss this typa energy so much. The internet desperately needs more of this.

    • @instakillgaming
      @instakillgaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      We literally dont have anyone anymore, or at least one that's semi intelligent. Colossal can save the internet

    • @sentel140
      @sentel140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      thats like the shit I miss from youtube, Just someone fucking tearing into someone

    • @trickster6669
      @trickster6669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Whatever people think of leafy, you could just tell edgy/satirical comentarty content as a whole was gonna suffer when he got banned

    • @fortnite_legendary_scar6469
      @fortnite_legendary_scar6469 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joey_youtube floch goat king papa

  • @Sol_VI
    @Sol_VI 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +283

    Anyone else pissed off that it took Alex literally being revealed as an abuser for people to realise how scummy this prick was?

    • @Sol_VI
      @Sol_VI 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      Worst part is as much as I despise Alex, I'm more pissed off at his fans who either downplayed, or outright ignored his past actions, all of which revealed him as a manipulative snake.

    • @defn0tkc_tt
      @defn0tkc_tt 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@Sol_VIYes, that is the worst part, because a grown man, an abuser, misogynist, racist, is worse than the few children who have looked up to him for years being confused about the situation or those who are unaware of some of the things he has done. Wishing Alice the absolute best in life, as well as Alex’s close ex friends who are currently in extreme shock over the situation. The people who still support Alex AFTER knowing all of his terrible actions, I hate them.

    • @bronmill33
      @bronmill33 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@defn0tkc_ttlmao lets not act like some of his close friends arent also scumbags who have their own sordid past of terrible behavior that people also chose to ignore lmao. hyojin choi/squizzy was one of his friends and people ignored them being a racist and helping defame slazzo for being an abuser for years until it came out that they were actually an abuser all along. the point is to stop idolizing these random people on the internet and calling them out and recognizing their patterns of terrible behavior, bc imallexx also had a ton of people in his audience who were adults that also excused or didnt call out his behavior

    • @YaNeighbor
      @YaNeighbor 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      YES. I wish people mentioned that more. Like the youtubers with a platform. Because its a good lesson for these dumb af viewers (and some TH-camrs) to learn from.

    • @philslaya
      @philslaya 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Always cpuld tell he was.. man all these youtubers be ego tisticall scumbags

  • @JojosASMR
    @JojosASMR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2284

    i have missed this so much. haven't laughed this hard in a while

    • @hughwilliam4039
      @hughwilliam4039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Colossal calling him a 'fungus growing on a wall' and an amphibian are some of the funniest things ive heard lol. Like your vids btw

    • @Doctor3006
      @Doctor3006 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is what we all have been waiting for!

    • @TheSandwichmann
      @TheSandwichmann 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Looking back you got too much hate when you did commentary, glad to see your asmr channel did well though

    • @KumaTheGundamPilot
      @KumaTheGundamPilot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ayy Jojo didn't know you were a Clown fan

    • @RTW1738
      @RTW1738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@KumaTheGundamPilot he used to be sinn0h years ago lmao

  • @porkyminch5131
    @porkyminch5131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1814

    I just miss this kind of content. Thank you Clown for still making fun of dumb people.

    • @EdgyContent
      @EdgyContent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Check out TomDark, he basically only does that

    • @EdgyContent
      @EdgyContent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DJZyzk he didn't accuse pyro of anything he was only digging for evidence

    • @EdgyContent
      @EdgyContent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DJZyzk I'd recommend you give the vids a rewatch the whole drama was confusing and it's probably better to see what actually happened with a clearer mind

    • @EdgyContent
      @EdgyContent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DJZyzk alright

    • @EdgyContent
      @EdgyContent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DJZyzk the first one I agree that tom was in the wrong ,there wasn't enough evidence to say that he knew ivory was 15, but the other 2 are a matter of perspective it's pyros word against ivory's so it's better that we are in the middle with that one , btw just so you know ivory later on confessed to pyro to being 16 and they continued the ERP anyways even though he was 20 and he was 16 which personally I find to be wrong since pyro is in my opinion old enough to understand that a 16 year old shouldn't be ERPing with 20 year old , but again it's a matter of perspective, pyro did apologize for the ERP but my problem isn't necessarily with pyro more so his fan base and the fact they just pretended he didn't do anything wrong and just shat on tom for around 3-4 months and some even now, conclusion pyros fan base are a bunch of tards kek
      Also thanks for watching the vids not Alot of people would go out of their way to re watch things they made their conclusions on

  • @rainnxyz
    @rainnxyz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +976

    "not hopelessly single, just hopeless" thats a great description of allexx

    • @drhombre69
      @drhombre69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Made me laugh so hard

    • @tealmilktea7766
      @tealmilktea7766 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @tealmilktea7766
      @tealmilktea7766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      how on earth is allexx still a thing, it sucks hes one of the things from 2017 that stuck

    • @katkay9923
      @katkay9923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tealmilktea7766 cuz he’s friends w memeulous and willne, that’s p much it

    • @tealmilktea7766
      @tealmilktea7766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@katkay9923 leech type beat

  • @paschen1791
    @paschen1791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    The fact he went out of his way to clarify that he wasn't making fun of Alex's appearance, and then, not even a minute later, calls him a creature from Outlast lmao

    • @redguywithatophat1900
      @redguywithatophat1900 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      To be fair, he does look a bit like a predator doesn't he

    • @Omnibushido-
      @Omnibushido- ปีที่แล้ว

      @@redguywithatophat1900 He looks like that one 20-something year old douche bag that hangs around the high school campus after school is out so he can see his 15 year old girlfriend.

    • @kimberly1045
      @kimberly1045 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@redguywithatophat1900he does a lil

    • @gamerpiss6747
      @gamerpiss6747 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@redguywithatophat1900 aged like fine wine

    • @KingRogue
      @KingRogue 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@redguywithatophat1900yeeeeeeeeah about that

  • @AlizeeYeezy
    @AlizeeYeezy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +913

    they should hire you to narrate love island

    • @Gyup523
      @Gyup523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      He would hate most of them cuz he has an iq of over 6

    • @CablZone
      @CablZone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMAO

    • @LocalHolehead
      @LocalHolehead ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Gyup523 Exactly.

  • @SD-oi9gr
    @SD-oi9gr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    “A room gets better when ImAllexx walks in”
    “Yeah a mortuary”

  • @Kasodus
    @Kasodus 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +225

    colossal please voice over the text messages between alex and his ex

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      If someone pays him to do it, then it's done.

    • @henryhargraves4184
      @henryhargraves4184 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That would be premium content

  • @KindaxPlankish
    @KindaxPlankish 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    you know I had to come back to this holy land after recent events

  • @TobySlade-k4z
    @TobySlade-k4z 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    This video aged incredibly well

  • @Deoxy360
    @Deoxy360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1078

    3:15 Each ring on ImAllexx's fingers represents each person he's betrayed on youtube.

    • @299-x7b
      @299-x7b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      But he only has 10 fingers

    • @maxthefoooool
      @maxthefoooool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Like Tom Bradys fucking super bowl rings lmao

    • @jaydengamerzzz
      @jaydengamerzzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@299-x7b theres more but on his feet

    • @xbmpr
      @xbmpr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@jaydengamerzzz on each decrepit hobbit knuckle

    • @katkay9923
      @katkay9923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jaydengamerzzz he’s like Pinocchio, for every person he betrays he grows a new finger to store his rings of lies

  • @CherokeeFlutist59
    @CherokeeFlutist59 2 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    That Elmo guy does the impersonation scarily accurate. I'm thoroughly convinced Elmo is not a character but a demon that can possess anyone and his voice is the only way to tell that he's present

  • @deepstatethrombosis
    @deepstatethrombosis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    When alex speaks, I don't know why, but I really expect a massive lisp.

    • @handingloveif
      @handingloveif 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I was just writing "probably because his tongue is too big for his mouth" then Clown said exactly that..

    • @theirishpotato6588
      @theirishpotato6588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @Meladjusted
      @Meladjusted 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Probably because he does have a lisp.

    • @CarlM
      @CarlM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Probably because of his caveman underbite and mutant slug tongue

  • @JakVox
    @JakVox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2115

    “Really setting the bar high mate.”
    “He’s not setting anything high, he’s only 5 ft 4.”
    Fuckin gold.

    • @ikeosign
      @ikeosign 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      "pyrocynical you can answer that one"

    • @153ridzzzz
      @153ridzzzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Basically over for short guys. The height joke will always be the punchline against us no matter what we do.

    • @JakVox
      @JakVox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@153ridzzzz
      Whuh
      Huh whuh

    • @EpicCoolGuy21
      @EpicCoolGuy21 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      “He’s like an ant”

    • @gonk9204
      @gonk9204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      its funnier because im pretty sure colossal is pretty short (atleast definitely not tall), he looked like an elf up against maxmoefoe

  • @bungleboy7
    @bungleboy7 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    Colossal calling him a demon and river creature is bordeline poetic considering the recent situasion. 💀

  • @canyounotmydude9155
    @canyounotmydude9155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1001

    I feel so bad for Jack Manifold because he had to spend several hours with Alex

    • @katkay9923
      @katkay9923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Honestly, only suffered through Alex to support Jack.

    • @Calilou52
      @Calilou52 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jack sucks just as much

  • @ohfaceless4965
    @ohfaceless4965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    This was.. unexpected and so fucking welcomed. Thank you clown. You’ve been missed.

  • @or11da
    @or11da 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    coming back to this video as this new news comes out, clown really was ahead of his time with this one

  • @stacin821
    @stacin821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    You screaming shut the fuck up has made me laugh harder than I have in weeks. I think it's the passion.

    • @JG_Wentworth
      @JG_Wentworth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The first time I read this comment I didn't see the word "laugh" and I just wanted that to be archived with the comment

  • @LiterallySpikeSpiegel
    @LiterallySpikeSpiegel 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    Alex looking for his next victim to traumatize and abuse:

  • @apolloforabetterfuture4814
    @apolloforabetterfuture4814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    Nxdia was cute as hell and Alex is too narcissistic to have a conversation with her. Jesus Christ he's such a slime ball

    • @etrs
      @etrs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Sad that pyro stole her kid :(

    • @katkay9923
      @katkay9923 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@etrs what??

    • @etrs
      @etrs 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@katkay9923 watch the video

    • @katkay9923
      @katkay9923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@etrs ahhh sorry my bad lmao

  • @SwaggyG_2102
    @SwaggyG_2102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    God, I love the Colossal's voice.
    He's sounds like a mixture of a BBC nature documentary narrator and your middle-aged English teacher who is too tired for this shit.

    • @Gl0w1ng
      @Gl0w1ng 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Spot on

  • @katkay9923
    @katkay9923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Alex: *ignored the second girl MULTIPLE times*
    Also Alex: “I CARRIED”

  • @Luke-xi2pq
    @Luke-xi2pq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    15 seconds in and Colossal is already screaming "Can you even speak!?!" God damn, I missed this Clown so much. What a legend.

  • @delunimbus
    @delunimbus 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    We return to this video for a reason...

  • @daashazireael6613
    @daashazireael6613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    It is painful how uncomfortable Alex is with the Elmo dude. Like either he isn't bi or is just not interested

    • @munjee2
      @munjee2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      That ended up being the least uncomfortable one

    • @gonk9204
      @gonk9204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Only made more awkward by how elmo dude seemed pretty into him (probably made alex more cardboard cutout-like then he already was). Poor dude, he'd have gotten more in depth conversation and bodylanguage if hed just tried it on with a cereal box instead.

    • @katkay9923
      @katkay9923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Look I’m a lesbian so maybe I can’t speak but i can’t name a single person I know who is attracted to men who would have been into the elmo thing I’m sorry. I hope he finds love tho

    • @lawrencelopez9839
      @lawrencelopez9839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I think anyone would be uncomfortable after hearing someone start with an elmo impression

    • @spaceghost8886
      @spaceghost8886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I’m surprised he didn’t instantly jump the guy upon hearing the impression.
      Elmo is canonically a 4-year old boy after all. Seems like Alex’s type.

  • @KnolixVA
    @KnolixVA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Colossal being pissed off and angry is just funny as hell

  • @2244med
    @2244med 2 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    glad imAllexx hate is still going hard.

    • @katkay9923
      @katkay9923 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is that sarcasm?

    • @RonneyRe
      @RonneyRe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@katkay9923 no

    • @JonDoesex
      @JonDoesex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      feel free to screenshot

    • @wiwithandayani6378
      @wiwithandayani6378 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait whats wring with him?

    • @jesuschrist2213
      @jesuschrist2213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@wiwithandayani6378 a lot 💀

  • @rareblues78daddy
    @rareblues78daddy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    ImAllexx has always seemed so sleazy and disingenuous. I used to watch him years ago when he tried moving into some cringy content house (Omnia House, or something like that.) I stopped watching around the time he came back from the US, after basically using his relationship with Kingani as a way to get into the States. He's just a lazy clout chaser that's only in it for the money, AFAIC. Also... you're right. His "eye filter" is terrible. Trying WAY too hard to be a 16 y/o E-Boy at 23. (Oh, and _definitely not_ bisexual.)

    • @Liverpoolfcthebest
      @Liverpoolfcthebest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      He is the one thing that couldn't make me love the eboys channel

    • @johnnyferalcat896
      @johnnyferalcat896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You don't think he's truly bisexual? Also I see John swan and Imallexx both sociopaths unable to feel empathy or love for others, anyone in their lives are merely tools or obstacles

    • @rareblues78daddy
      @rareblues78daddy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@johnnyferalcat896 _"...unable to feel empathy or love for others...."_
      _"You don't think he's truly bisexual?"_
      Friend... I really think Alex Elmslie is a straight-up sociopath.
      He's the kind of guy who'd do... and be... whatever he needs to in order to gain clout.
      A smarmy, petty little git.

    • @johnnyferalcat896
      @johnnyferalcat896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@rareblues78daddy exactly, I don't think he's able to feel love or empathy at all, I don't think he loves any of his friends, cuz looks what he did to slazo, his close friend and roommate, as soon as it benefit him, he lied about his friend, and more

    • @spaceghost8886
      @spaceghost8886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@johnnyferalcat896 I dunno what his sexual preferences are but I know he’s gay as fuck lmao

  • @ayitssyaboi1443
    @ayitssyaboi1443 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Came straight back to this video after the allegations

  • @brybry111
    @brybry111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1073

    holy fuck i laughed so hard at the faking bi sexual part so he can sell his gay merch. Literally exactly what I was thinking.

    • @vids2002
      @vids2002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Right lol

    • @No1WillMakeItOutAlive
      @No1WillMakeItOutAlive 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Wack comment

    • @Aeolus.
      @Aeolus. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@No1WillMakeItOutAlive shut up

    • @Agaetis181
      @Agaetis181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@No1WillMakeItOutAlive did alex link this to his p-docord

    • @theirishpotato6588
      @theirishpotato6588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How was it faked?,

  • @brutusthegentlecat6586
    @brutusthegentlecat6586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    i feel so grossed out whenever he looks into the camera. feels like a demon is ready to jump out and choke me

  • @BurpsMcGurps
    @BurpsMcGurps 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    I said this on Tommy's video with Clown the other day. If Colossal returns to Twitch, I vow to donate $50 every stream.
    I'll simp for more of that fuckin content. Those are life changing lmao

    • @ColossalisLazy
      @ColossalisLazy  2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      I will hold you to that

    • @KaneK1234
      @KaneK1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@ColossalisLazy Ok, how about if you bring back baited I’ll give you £1000 every single time you stream?

    • @BurpsMcGurps
      @BurpsMcGurps 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@ColossalisLazy I'm modded in your chat big boy. I'll let you know every time I do it.

    • @raphaelambrosiuscostco
      @raphaelambrosiuscostco 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TO THE KING

    • @hmaker7671
      @hmaker7671 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@KaneK1234 are you still able to afford it?

  • @loafuscrambuckle
    @loafuscrambuckle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I love it when grandpa finds his way back to his desktop.

  • @Anny-me9ny
    @Anny-me9ny 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    This aged impeccably.

  • @RizoftheDead
    @RizoftheDead 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I just watched the newest TBH and Nerd mentioned this video... can't believe I've been missing out on this fucking gold

  • @milana69420
    @milana69420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    I'm so glad other people hate him as much as I do. I'm so upset that he's still relevant after what he did to people and what people he betrayed.
    He's always been the unfunny and pushy one.
    What he did to Slazo including Pyro's ex is just fucking disgusting.
    He doesn't deserve a platform.

    • @Liverpoolfcthebest
      @Liverpoolfcthebest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      He was reason I couldn't fully love eboys

    • @johnnyferalcat896
      @johnnyferalcat896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I see John swan and Imallexx both sociopaths unable to feel empathy or love for others, anyone in their lives are merely tools or obstacles

    • @johnnyferalcat896
      @johnnyferalcat896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Liverpoolfcthebest well when you think about it, the e-boys are clearly okay with what Alex has done to people, they don't care, so how could I possibly enjoy watching them, when it's clear that they're just as evil as alex,

    • @Liverpoolfcthebest
      @Liverpoolfcthebest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@johnnyferalcat896 OK just cause there friends with him don't mean there just as bad he'll ksi and sidemen also friends with him so they evil too

    • @johnnyferalcat896
      @johnnyferalcat896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Liverpoolfcthebest oh they may not be as bad, but clearly evil just like him, because they know what he does, and they don't care, clearly they're bad too, not as bad as alex, but still bad nonetheless

  • @missgrreen9398
    @missgrreen9398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    Anytime I see ImAlexx, I can’t help but picture him as a 40 y/o man with a shiny bald patch exposed at the top of his dome, still rocking that strung out, dark under eyed, blank stare, wiry haired look. I don’t know why, but I do. I think he’s gonna look like such a creep as a middle aged man. Does anyone else see this?
    He’s lucky he’s got money, that’s for sure.

    • @godisdead7802
      @godisdead7802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You had me at strung out, wiry haired look LMAO

    • @aooiibhee
      @aooiibhee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He already looks like a creep lol

    • @andruet8648
      @andruet8648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Remember that old ass picture of elon musk with a bald patch? Im picturing that but without all elons success

    • @shawtygotlo1
      @shawtygotlo1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Even with money he can’t get a date 😆

    • @ratman202
      @ratman202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He looks like a gayer William Dafoe

  • @Vergil666.
    @Vergil666. 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    "I am hopelessly single" *reads yet another ex girlfriend talking about Alex's behavior*
    GEEEEEE MATE I just can't imagine why none of these ladies wanna be with you. You're clearly such a catch.....

  • @walker-hw8td
    @walker-hw8td 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    imallexx being an abuser was the most unsurprising thing ever

  • @teal_m_101
    @teal_m_101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    I remember watching him, probably because I watched other content creators like him, and he was there. I think 'he's there' summarizes Alex. He's not the funniest, nor charismatic nor creative, he's just there.

    • @Hoodied
      @Hoodied 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      What I found particularly funny, was that one time during an Insomnia event, I lined up to meet Pyrocynical and Alex was standing next to him. Whenever someone went to get a photo with Pyro he'd say "oh do you want a photo too 😃" and everyone was like "no...?"

    • @ac.runnnn
      @ac.runnnn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      He’s such a side character

    • @katkay9923
      @katkay9923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Hoodied NOOO WAIT I KINDA FEE BAD FOR HIM NOW

    • @chimertaur
      @chimertaur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@katkay9923 don't

    • @ethansprague2005
      @ethansprague2005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@katkay9923 dont

  • @borg4912
    @borg4912 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Aged like a fine wine holy shit. Cant believe I got this in my recommended after everything.

  • @hughwilliam4039
    @hughwilliam4039 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Glad to see theres a current celebration 😂. They better cover this on TBH

  • @TheKillingJoker1980
    @TheKillingJoker1980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    FINALLY someone calls Alex out for lying about his sexuality, and of course it's Colossal! God I love and miss u

    • @radiophobia1974
      @radiophobia1974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I haven't finished the video yet, but oh my god he lied about his sexuality!? That's infuriating!!

    • @johnnyferalcat896
      @johnnyferalcat896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I see John swan and Imallexx both sociopaths unable to feel empathy or love for others, anyone in their lives are merely tools or obstacles

    • @wizardswine
      @wizardswine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@radiophobia1974 No one has ever confirmed it, and I guess truly no one need to "prove their sexuality".
      But... he has consistently shown 0 attraction towards men, then again he's very much a sexless invertabrate.

    • @beyondviolet
      @beyondviolet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@johnnyferalcat896 you really had to copy and paste this everywhere huh

    • @katkay9923
      @katkay9923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@wizardswine yeah, usually I’m against the whole “they’re faking their sexuality just cuz I don’t like them!!” Thing, but with Alex, and his history of lying and manipulating for clout, it might seem a bit likely. But still not a reason for homophobia or biphobia

  • @Lerixlol
    @Lerixlol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Jesus Christ you've got to post more of these, they are actually so gold lmfao

  • @biologychic7292
    @biologychic7292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    The “look at the f**king set” rant is some of the best content I’ve seen in months 💀🤣

    • @biologychic7292
      @biologychic7292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Innocent, toasty roasted bystanders. 🤣

    • @katkay9923
      @katkay9923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Doctor Plague since when did Clown not roast everyone?

  • @AlexiaHoardwing
    @AlexiaHoardwing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Alex has such poor social skills (as proven with this video) that it's no surprise he finds it normal to backstab friends and acquaintances.

  • @ceep2413
    @ceep2413 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    the stocks on this video gonna go crazy

  • @hoofysdead
    @hoofysdead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    The man the myth the legend has returned!

  • @ChronicTheHempHog-mf3nh
    @ChronicTheHempHog-mf3nh 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    Need an update video 🤣

    • @OdaSwifteye
      @OdaSwifteye 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Unfortunately Colossal is lazy. I don't even know why he made this video.

    • @bronmill33
      @bronmill33 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@OdaSwifteyeits clear that you’ve never hated someone with a passion lmao, if colossal died he’d still find a way to upload a video making fun of alex

  • @cranknlesdesires
    @cranknlesdesires 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Slander of mushrooms, a great part of any garden and a integral part of any ecosystem, is unacceptable. Never compare a fungi to ImAllexx again.

    • @katkay9923
      @katkay9923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      #ColossalIsOverParty

  • @jezpahz
    @jezpahz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    This is just straight up bullying.
    I Love it!

    • @ALIEN-DUDE
      @ALIEN-DUDE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It's imallexx so it's warrented bullying.

    • @TheMoistButDroopyLongCrotch
      @TheMoistButDroopyLongCrotch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      This world needs bullying to come back desperately

  • @alzar197
    @alzar197 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    pop the champagne bois

  • @Cceternal
    @Cceternal 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    its a joyous morning everyone 🍾

  • @katieeasley4678
    @katieeasley4678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "A mandarin fuckin' orange!" oh my god I love you Colossal

    • @david-memes
      @david-memes ปีที่แล้ว

      I fucking burst out laughing when he said that

  • @Derulais
    @Derulais 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    As an avid hater of Imallexx, seeing this video has made my day. Clown, I love you xox

  • @MetalGearMk2
    @MetalGearMk2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    OK that elmo was quite spot on

    • @kosmo5330
      @kosmo5330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      was perfect tbh

  • @briman2000
    @briman2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Made me feel 15 again😂 I’m fkn 21 now, miss this era of TH-cam

  • @BulkBogan1920
    @BulkBogan1920 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    You know by the time Alex hits his 50s, he's gonna be looking back at this and his TH-cam career wishing that he never betrayed literally every single friend he had. I hope he's ready for a sad, lonely miserable life.

  • @somedudeinabox
    @somedudeinabox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "No, not 'hopelessly single;' just hopeless!" has to be one of the funniest remarks I think colossal has ever made.

  • @rawanalahmed8086
    @rawanalahmed8086 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    With ImAlexx new controversy. I have never been this happy prying someone downfall.

  • @chleepy
    @chleepy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    the second girl seemed totally fine and Allex seemed almost intimidated and started leaning away 😭

    • @denniszetstkiman
      @denniszetstkiman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      he made the whole encounter awkward and then acted like it was her fault Lmfao

  • @egg5037
    @egg5037 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I love how traumatized colossal is by the Elmo voice

  • @nipvominc
    @nipvominc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Colossal, you are really the funniest person on YT. So glad you're back. I have rewatched all your streams 40 times already.

  • @LAYZ301
    @LAYZ301 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    “That studio is living in fear when ImAlexxx is in the room”
    “As they should be”
    Yeah that aged well….

  • @tw-ij3kc
    @tw-ij3kc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Please do part 2. This was gold

    • @TieisAwsom
      @TieisAwsom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      gotta wait 2 years

    • @Loublud
      @Loublud ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TieisAwsom worth it

    • @kungfubrandon6886
      @kungfubrandon6886 ปีที่แล้ว

      more@@TieisAwsom

    • @mirrorhymn
      @mirrorhymn 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@TieisAwsom2 years now, hopefully it comes out soon

  • @cowlgurl
    @cowlgurl 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    ik colossal frolicking in fields rn cuz of the recent news 😭😭😭

  • @Calum_Bell_
    @Calum_Bell_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    “A room gets better when imallex walks in”
    “Where’s the room? A nuclear power plant? Chernobyl?”
    Underrated line

    • @Jay22222
      @Jay22222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why would that make the room any better?
      It would by proxy make every other room on the planet better though.
      Having said that, if there is one single room on the planet that I wouldn’t mind sharing with Alex, it would be a room full of toxic meltdown waste of a nuclear reactor. At least that way I wouldn’t have to sit through the 5 minutes of hell these poor bastards did.
      “Oh let’s go! My name is Elmo and everybody knows Elmo loves radioactive wastes!”

    • @ThatCringeCalledIggleboz
      @ThatCringeCalledIggleboz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't get it tbh

    • @ac.runnnn
      @ac.runnnn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ThatCringeCalledIggleboz I think it boils down to colossal calling Alex a mutant (because being around nuclear waste mutates u)

  • @hiimcosmic
    @hiimcosmic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    colossal is gordon ramsay if the whole cooking thing didn't work out

  • @quixoticcoyoticcannibalystic
    @quixoticcoyoticcannibalystic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "Gentrification? What's that?"
    (I laughed so hard I now have a nosebleed)

    • @DendyJungle
      @DendyJungle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Could you imagine having to explain the concept of gentrification to this thing

  • @Ctrlaltmeg
    @Ctrlaltmeg 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Aged well

  • @Kabeebabynum1
    @Kabeebabynum1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Aged like fine wine!

  • @deadlydova1755
    @deadlydova1755 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    This clown makes many valid points.

  • @ericmarley7060
    @ericmarley7060 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "That studio is living in fear with ImAllexx in the room."

  • @haveafishy-stick2079
    @haveafishy-stick2079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The old man finally remembered the password to his second channel and uploaded a video.

  • @MananaMan
    @MananaMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "SHES PRACTICALLY FUCKING RUNNING" gave me a hearty laugh

  • @saltmydishbartender8432
    @saltmydishbartender8432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “alluhvrewonamallex”

  • @snoopy4749
    @snoopy4749 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Colossal destroying this mush mouthed, splatter jaw is beautiful

  • @Neoncaffeine
    @Neoncaffeine 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    i remember watching this two years ago and someone told me alex was really upset about this video recently and i had to rewatch and god it really never gets old this video is great

  • @NoNameTV.
    @NoNameTV. ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Colossal is the main argument for pro-bullying.

  • @FloppyRaptor
    @FloppyRaptor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Nice to see Colossal's uploading schedule has seen more action than ImAlexx's dating life has seen in a long time.

  • @skylar5257
    @skylar5257 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    If ImAlexx ever opens up a patreon he should name his tier-lists after the people he’s betrayed, that’s like 5 already.

  • @battenburg6089
    @battenburg6089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "You're not getting Shrek you're getting fucking Donkey"
    My sides are in orbit

  • @spaceghost8886
    @spaceghost8886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The timing on that pause before the bent guy did his little Elmo voice was perfect man

  • @PiastTorun
    @PiastTorun 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Colossal made this video 2 years ago and its relevant 2 years later.

  • @bigodincat
    @bigodincat 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    We need a Colossal slop channel as soon as possible, please come out of retirement clown

    • @JuanJimenez.
      @JuanJimenez. หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fr. This dude is my spirit animal

  • @zephyrorsomethinh1528
    @zephyrorsomethinh1528 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Why does Alex have the hair of a 6 year old going to a party

    • @fart63
      @fart63 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don’t understand how his hair looks so dead like what the hell is he doing to it

    • @Loublud
      @Loublud ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@fart63 balding

  • @EpicCoolGuy21
    @EpicCoolGuy21 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    If Colossal consistently uploaded this type of content, he wouldn’t have to broker shady deals in 3rd world countries to make a living

    • @JuanJimenez.
      @JuanJimenez. ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Does that explain why he's always in Mexico or some shit?

    • @EpicCoolGuy21
      @EpicCoolGuy21 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JuanJimenez. Philippines, equally as shite

  • @SquirrelLoaf
    @SquirrelLoaf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Well you're not getting Shrek, you're getting donkey".
    Choked on my water laughing

  • @Ceilingfanamn
    @Ceilingfanamn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I havent consistently laughed out loud this much to a YT vid in a while. Glad youre back clown.

  • @OldManJ3nkins
    @OldManJ3nkins 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I mean, the Elmo voice was pretty fuckin' spot on.

  • @yoshivsjoshi
    @yoshivsjoshi 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I bet whoever would be in a relationship with I’mLispy himself would be a very lucky woman!

  • @BeesKneesMF
    @BeesKneesMF 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Please keep uploading I've missed this satire so much.

  • @DarcyIsLame
    @DarcyIsLame 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I was wondering when Colossal was going to address the recent allegations but after discovering this gem I don't think he needs to.

    • @BasileosHerodou
      @BasileosHerodou 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      They made one last Baited episode just because of it if you didn't know