Urinal Etiquette
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ต.ค. 2024
- How well do you know your Urinal Etiquette? Whether you're a novice urinator or seasoned expert, this video will help you handle the most complex and confusing bathroom situations.
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Starring Todd Wilkerson (toddwilkersononline.com), Ryan O'Quinn (ryanoquinn.com) & Matt Reithmayr (filmsurgeon.com).
Directed by Ian Robertson
"I'm Daddy and I Know It" tune by Chad Reisser
Technically if there are three urinals in which both ends are occupied the middle is not used. Instead the third person will need to use the stalls. If all stalls are occupied then it is okay to use the middle urinal.
+Nick Sayavong We'll say, for purposes of this video, the stalls were full. Thanks for keeping us in check, Nick!
100% bruh
Says who
I concur.
correct
We actually use this to teach people with developmental disabilities 'the rules'. Very funny and very helpful video!! Thanks.
Man you guys got lucky where I live people steal urinals.
+Camera Bird Hahaha. We'll have to put that in the next video.
Devious lick five years early huh
@@piggynatorcool668 LOOOL
haha. Another key one is if there is someone next to you and you finish first, you turn away from him to leave not towards him!
+Corbrwl What do you do if you end up between 2 people? Which way do you turn?
Haha, in that case just back out slowly facing forward, haha.
On point
They forgot dumping. In my city we have a lot of Chinese tourists that must not have urinals where they come from and they take a shit in the urinals. That's what they do when they actually make an effort to use the indoor toilet and not the sidewalk.
+MsZeitgeist85 Dumping in a urinal is wrong...I don't care where you're from... :)
I used a urinal once in my life and it went horribly.
For ages I only used the toilets then I thought I should probably try to use the urinate like a normal man. I do so and my socially awkward ass stars laughing for no reason. The two dudes to the left of me started looking at me as if I were a nut whom escaped from an asylum. I never used a urinal ever again..
I almost commented about the little kids pants to the floor but you snuck it in the end.
+ladiessteveo Ha! That was our surprise ending!
Congratulations dude dads!! I think this might be the funniest thing I have ever seen.
i love the dance in the end
+Jeff The Ripper Thanks, Jeff!
My record is 10 feet 💦💪
Most impressive.
Hard?
Wow-
My vertical is almost 8 feet.
Mines 7 feet
leaving together is NOT OK in my oppinion since waiting to wash hands or showing others that i dont wash my hands is not comfortable.
+hcpftw Ew... always wash the hands...
I agree.
this is great, need my Co-workers to watch this. however you did make one mistake, the middle stall can only be used if the toilet stall is in use, otherwise etiquette dictates that you should take the toilet stall rather than taking the middle stall
+Eric Zierdt Yep...you're the second person to point that out. Noted. Glad you like it!
+DudeDay must not have gone down far enough.
0:50 best two scenes.
+ADAM76311 Thanks, Adam! Glad you have a couple of favorites!
+ADAM76311 pretty common btw..
You guys are en fuego! How the heck do you not have a million subs?
+MCubicle Ahhhh... we love you, MC! Thanks for being such a die-hard fan!
This video made me want to piss.
+Hasan Zhang Hahaha. Sorry about that.
Never take the middle stall even if it's the only one 3 urinals means 2 men is critical mass and wait or go to a stall preferably
Very funny! Especially the "dancing" part. Was not expecting all 3 of you to start moving.
+richard Vrolijk Haha! That was a lot of fun to shoot. Thanks, Richard!
+DudeDay As always, keep the videos coming. I enjoy your work.
OMG BEST YET!!!!! More! More! More!!!!!
+Teri Reisser Thanks, Teri! Glad you like it! More on the way!
Urinal system:
If a person is in the 1st you go to 3rd if 5 urinals you either go 1 or 5 and possibly even 3 but remember, no talking that makes it awkward if you see dividers the rules change a bit and space can be a little closer and some talking if necessary
Thanks for coming to my urinal talk
That's the funniest thing I have ever seen before. LOL
Lmao, the last one is a prank that Paul Rudd used to play XD
what's wrong with all 3 of them dancing at the urinal?
+AtmosphericColor They just need some better choreography.
DudeDay lol not sure what else to do while taking a piss XD
Too gay.
It's called "Mind Your Own Business".
You mean mind your own piss-ness
What about sharing a urinal?
+J. Brettell As long as you don't cross the streams.
James Brettell NOOOOOOO
@@DudeDaymy dad and I used to cross streams when I was a kid
Leuke humor met zin voor realiteit!!!
+Bruno Van Sompel Hartelijk bedankt!
That wall slam I felt that.
I laughed so hard I almost forgot to breathe 😅
You guys are really funny! More, more more!
+MrTom2058 Thanks, MrTom! More on the way!
Balloon twisting in the urinal lol
Why not middle one ???
Only use the middle one if that's the only one left to use
I am laughing so hard oh my god. I’ve been next to all ppl like that lmaooooo
You forgot to say no to using the urinal to take a dump.
I read somewhere that the reason Sean Connery stopped being James Bond is because he was in a public toilet and someone asked him for his autograph... So I imagine this should be in the video...
+Amy Payne Deal. You get us Sean Connery... we'll put him in the video. :)
DudeDay No deal! If I get Sean Connery, I'm not sharing him...
0:54 wtf who makes balloon animals while pissing?
What about two guys sharing the same urinal? Is that one okay?
Yeah, in prison.
Just all the yes!
+Kyle Brennan Glad you like it, Kyle!
It’s never okay to use the middle one unless no one else is in there if the side ones are being used then use a stall if the stalls are Also full then you wait
2:08 that's what I do when I'm drunk..
+Atlas Pretty typical for drunk dudes. :)
What about sharing a urinal or shitting in a urinal? What about switching in the middle of peeing? There's like endless rules to urinal etiqutte, but no one learns them because they come naturally.
You ended the video too soon. The guy drops his pants and the response is: NOOOOO.
But then you should have showed him turning around and squatting over the urinal.
*"IN THE NAME OF EVERYTHING HOLY, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"*
+KingAdrock420 If that's what your running in to, you should probably frequent other bathrooms. :)
LOL, no I've never seen that in person.
I'm just saying that of the worst conceivable things one can do at a urinal, dropping a duce in it (with an audience no less) would surely be the top of the list.
You forgot that you're not supposed to peek. I had other guys peeking at my pecker when I am peeing.
Don't you dare stand there and tell me you have never seen how far you can get from it.... well maybe not with people next to you but the distance pee is a great way to pass the time.
+kiruopaz We're not saying we've never done it... we're just saying it ain't right. :)
Only time(s) I've ever done that was in during high school years after drinking beer at the drive in movie.
Very nice informativo vídeo of urinal ettiquete but i think it will be very asome if you did the same urinal ettiquete it will be very asome if you did a urinal ettiquete with girls using the urinal like a men i think that will be very asome hope you could do the sketch
+Miguel Guerra Glad you like the video, Miguel. Will let you know if we decide to shoot the female version.
Interesting
What about the person who craps in the urinal?
This video made me need to pee
Hey dude day thanks for the anwer i hope you could do the urinal ettiquete female versión of females using the urinal like men it will. Be very asome if you could do the sketch sorry if iam bothering
+Miguel Guerra Thanks for the comment! It's no bother at all. It's a little harder for us to do a sketch from the ladies' point of view... but we'll take it into consideration. Thanks for watching!! :)
I’m the shy guy okay I would only use the urinal if their is nobody their and if it has dividers other wise I’ll use a stall
Hey you can’t use the middle when the end 2 are occupied
Dam, only 2 urinals
also: don't lay a turd in the urinal and even if you do: DON'T flush!
hm... but what about whistle while wee?
+Lingschi Hahaha... another good one.
Tune was catchy. Did you make them?
+Joshua Bernardo The main tune was Bossa Nova Dreams, by HD-Studio. You can find it here: audiojungle.net/item/bossa-nova-dreams/12165003 The dance track was written by our good buddy Chad Reisser.
+DudeDay The dance track is catchy. Is there anyway I can listen to the full song? :)
Also, middle dude (the very last YES before the NOOOO) when they were about to finish taking a pee looks like he was about to cry. I dunno but it made me laugh. :D
This makes me glad to be a girl lmao
0:50 well that isn't really something you can help.
I disagree with the no farting. It's a bathroom! If I'm on a date and I've eaten too much hummus, I'm going to make a trip to the loo to drain & deflate. The bathroom is my sanctuary! If I was college student the bathroom would be my safe space.
+Emiliano Hernandez We'll give you that one. As a friend of ours put it: "If we can't fart at the urinal then the terrorists have won." :)
I shat in a urinal once
How proud you must be.
Bwhahaha!! This is pure genius.
+K.C. Procter Thanks KC!!
Does anybody know the name of the song at 1:25 please?
+Gorgonzolanudeln That song was written for this piece. It's titled "I'm Daddy and I Know It."
F**k that...i go str8 to the stall
the Name of the background Song wann this
+Spay7720 The main tune, Bossa Nova Dreams, is found on audio jungle.com. The piece at the end was written for this video by Chad Reisser. It's called I'm Daddy and I Know It.
Hilarious!
it´s a trap!
+diango73 hahaha
When I am at school I let all the boys skip me then I say got to go Wicked dump then I say Michael Ashton you didn't use the bathroom right come then we all dance at the urinal while we pee but of course we all step in pee cuz people miss the hole
0:17-0:22, Y R U Geh?
WHY CAN'T YOU FART?! THE WHOLE POINT OF THE BATHROOM IS TO GET THE WASTES OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM *FARTING IS LIKE SHITTING AND PEEING* PEE = LIQUID WASTE, SHIT = SOLID WASTE, FART = GASEOUS WASTE.
Hilarious...
+Eduardo Jungbluth Thanks, Eduardo! Glad you think so...
Hi Dude. Thanks for your answer.
1:22
Прикольно
+Valesha Pervov Благодарю! Рад, что вам это нравится!
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The chicken leg...
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+Dangoomcl That's one of my favorites.
I've never seen ANYONE eating at the urinal.
That was just GROSS! Who eats in a public restroom? Nasty!🤢
me and my friend share one urinal