Matt how dare you throw a dagger at one of the funniest movies of all time right at the end of the pod. Dumb And Dumber is a masterpiece of comedic genius. It truly makes me laugh out loud every time I've seen it. I think you need to take the time to smoke a little herb and sit back and enjoy this tour de force.
I can’t in good faith post in any of the replies about Matt’s energy level, state of mind, or whatever the hell people are going on about. Did everyone forget he has chronic sinus issues, got in a fistfight with a cat, and had Norovirus on top of bird flu or something all in the last couple weeks??? Matt, please get a case of emergen-c and some bone broth and take whatever you need to in order to get some quality sleeps. ❤
Thank goodness someone said this. Both the boys wear sunglasses all the time. Matt's always the one holding it down with a mellower and dry sense of humor. He didn't transform into Kurt Cobain in one episode. It feels like a lot of projection from the people making those comments. Ya ever been tired at work before?
Matt, what's going on man? 4 out of 5 episodes, whether it be Lifeline or Lifeline Luxury, it seems like you're struggling to stay awake and have no energy. You got mono? Chronic fatigue syndrome? I'm worried about you. Plz respond.
Well they film multiple episodes at a time to work around Chris’s tour schedule, so it’s likely that these “tired” episodes are all the same day. And Matt said like 3-5 episodes ago that he’s always had trouble sleeping and consistently gets 4-6 hours per night at most. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
the part they were missing with the floor mopping is that the reason to take everything out is to let the floor dry before putting the objects back. hence why the guy mentioned “light water”. if you just lift the object, mop, and set back down, you’re mopping it yes however there’s the chance mold and bacteria could grow underneath the object. best to take everything out or just dry the spot before putting the object back. y’welc.
28:00 couldn’t agree with Matt more. This exact scanario happened to me and the sudden switch in his behavior and not trusting you is a reflection on his own behavior. Make him answer
Remember about 5 years ago, maybe when Chris and Theo traded podcasts for April Fools Day? Wouldn't it be cool for another one of those episodes, but Matt and Bryan can be involved, too? Callen can do Delia, Delia do Matt, Matt do Theo's, and Theo do Callens. Whaddya say 🥹
Matt & Chris, keep doing you, keep doing this, keep being awesome!! I love you both so much and you make so many other people laugh and smile and just be happy. Keep being great. Life rips! 🤟
28:05 RIGHT CHRIS. Correct. Allowing someone to set this scenario up by fully absolving themselves of ANY wrongdoing that could possibly cause this guy’s behavior… well that’s just SSSSS’INSANE. Tbh, I’m a little surprised you called this out. Nice.
Think of the Lizard people like this. It's basically when you have an short episode of spacing out and nothing is going through your head, but some people are caught in that space constantly. I'm that way and it sucks. It's almost like being in a daydream but there's no dream.
Tattoo artist, you have to set out an agreement fully before you start. Fully. And it comes with wisdom being a freelance artist for thirty years. You need to predict every single business transaction, otherwise the client will always take advantage. Come in with a full contract that they need to read and sign, and make sure it covers EVERYTHING. The client will take you seriously.
14:24 yeah, there’s no way it’s 40%. There are monks that meditate for 50 years to try and reach that level of internal silence. They’re prob just unconscious of their own thoughts. S’dork
TO EVEREYONE here: People in relationships have each others access codes to show trust and/or if they need to use it, NOT to go through it! That's rude to go through someone's phone, even if it's your partners! I hate people doing it. Literally a reason to break up. It can only go worse from there..
Have watched every episode of line line … bruh wtf is wrong with Matt? You guys need to adress this shit he looked fucked up without his sunnies on fr Hope you all good bro 🙏🏻
My ex would want to go through my phone bc he was flirting with his coworkers and women in other countries. He works for Lockheed. Guys with Iphones and hide a lot of things. He would put the DND on and act like no one ever called him or text him. Then def on like his birthday... super sus and creepy
JC PEOPLE... Matt is tired because he is recording numerous podcasts per day for not only this podcast but for his personal podcast. Chris is TOURING people... Matt does not follow him around the Country. I CANT BELIEVE the comments of these fake fans. Matt has insomnia. Gtfoh
Because mature adults in a relationship have agreements that work for them. He makes money and she primarily raises their kids, they both decide what works best for them. Worry about your own shit
Okay, Chris and Matt's advice this week is wack. First of all, jealous boyfriend needs to back off, it's creepy. But girlfriend, maybe not tell the world that you have a secret crush on Matt. It's flirtatious, and men are super dumb with flirtation, they take it seriously. Trust me, it was all that Matt could think about, a secret crush. You made his day. Do you see what I mean?
Men are dumb with flirtation? Women literally have zero game 🤣 when they like a guy they message him "hi" and expect him to carry the entire conversation. Also most guys get zero attention, so flirting with them obviously is going to make them think you like them. A good looking guy gets less attention than a fat ugly chick
Twenty three year old, date as much as you can. You will realize some similarities but also some differences in women. Women by the way are not all alike. They all have their own unique likes. They hate it when you are reading an encyclopedia on women. Listen, and I mean, REALLY LISTEN to them.
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Welcome!
Matt was either high asf or he drank a bottle of NyQuil, you can’t convince me otherwise.
someone forgot to wake up matt for the podcast... Is he good?
Honestly worried about him
Stoney bologna
Damn Matt is cooked this episode. Hope he takes care of himself better
Matt is fried 💨
Chris: The '97 Phoenix Suns.
Matt: Bingbongbingbong weeeeee.
What I imagine they'd say when asked who they think will win the SB 😂
Matt how dare you throw a dagger at one of the funniest movies of all time right at the end of the pod. Dumb And Dumber is a masterpiece of comedic genius. It truly makes me laugh out loud every time I've seen it. I think you need to take the time to smoke a little herb and sit back and enjoy this tour de force.
1000% agree!
The car plastic is so real- I love Chris more than a comedian, he’s so OCD and let’s the rest of feel that it’s okay… thank you Chris ❤
I can’t in good faith post in any of the replies about Matt’s energy level, state of mind, or whatever the hell people are going on about. Did everyone forget he has chronic sinus issues, got in a fistfight with a cat, and had Norovirus on top of bird flu or something all in the last couple weeks??? Matt, please get a case of emergen-c and some bone broth and take whatever you need to in order to get some quality sleeps. ❤
Thank goodness someone said this. Both the boys wear sunglasses all the time. Matt's always the one holding it down with a mellower and dry sense of humor. He didn't transform into Kurt Cobain in one episode. It feels like a lot of projection from the people making those comments. Ya ever been tired at work before?
Matt, what's going on man? 4 out of 5 episodes, whether it be Lifeline or Lifeline Luxury, it seems like you're struggling to stay awake and have no energy. You got mono? Chronic fatigue syndrome? I'm worried about you. Plz respond.
I noticed it this episode.
That's dejection I think.
Well they film multiple episodes at a time to work around Chris’s tour schedule, so it’s likely that these “tired” episodes are all the same day. And Matt said like 3-5 episodes ago that he’s always had trouble sleeping and consistently gets 4-6 hours per night at most. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Better not be drugs!!!
Its drugs
the part they were missing with the floor mopping is that the reason to take everything out is to let the floor dry before putting the objects back. hence why the guy mentioned “light water”. if you just lift the object, mop, and set back down, you’re mopping it yes however there’s the chance mold and bacteria could grow underneath the object. best to take everything out or just dry the spot before putting the object back. y’welc.
exactly! the only issue i have is that she doesn't actually mop. want it done another way? do it yourself, woman.
"Free your mind" is Chris' best advice in 147 episodes.
Here for a silly goose time and that's it, man.
Girl with the phone: check HIS phone. Guilty people suspect their partner of what they’re doing. For real, for real.
28:00 couldn’t agree with Matt more. This exact scanario happened to me and the sudden switch in his behavior and not trusting you is a reflection on his own behavior. Make him answer
Matt always seems like he shouldn't operate a vehicle or heavy machinery
And you’re the low life making no contribution by commenting on it
@27:11 girl, he cheated. And someone knows. He’s looking to see if that person who knows is giving you hints.
Smart to drop early on super bowl Sunday hell yeah!
"CARMINNNEEEEEEE, we gotta talk" crying lmao
Remember about 5 years ago, maybe when Chris and Theo traded podcasts for April Fools Day? Wouldn't it be cool for another one of those episodes, but Matt and Bryan can be involved, too? Callen can do Delia, Delia do Matt, Matt do Theo's, and Theo do Callens. Whaddya say 🥹
Hope Matt is doing okay, he hasn’t seemed right the past few episodes.
Is there a fucking gas leak in that room?
11 seconds after it post and I’m IN HERE
You beat me by over 12 minutes 😢
I’m bringing it from the rear at 17 mins 😢
Thanks for the info!
I love this podcast YES DUDE
WE ARE IIIIINNNN HERE
Matt & Chris, keep doing you, keep doing this, keep being awesome!! I love you both so much and you make so many other people laugh and smile and just be happy. Keep being great. Life rips! 🤟
Matt's spot on with the looking for fault outta the blue, the guy is being up to no good and is looking through her phone for validation.
First time viewer of the show
I listen more to CONGRATULATIONS on spotify
Matt needs to stay off pills lol
28:05 RIGHT CHRIS. Correct. Allowing someone to set this scenario up by fully absolving themselves of ANY wrongdoing that could possibly cause this guy’s behavior… well that’s just SSSSS’INSANE. Tbh, I’m a little surprised you called this out. Nice.
Carmine pasta bit had me dead! 😂
Matt I have lots of experience with benzos and you sir are on some type of benzo during this episode.
1000%
Give Matt the Oscar already
Matt is talking at .75 speed today
Think of the Lizard people like this. It's basically when you have an short episode of spacing out and nothing is going through your head, but some people are caught in that space constantly. I'm that way and it sucks. It's almost like being in a daydream but there's no dream.
Eating spaghetti with a spoon is how it's done! Keeps it nice 👌
Matt s'drugged up today huh
Anthony is Wilson from Home Improvement
If anybody introduces themselves (Matt) as "yer boy" they're not a good person.
Wow! Matt's outta it right?
Tattoo artist, you have to set out an agreement fully before you start. Fully. And it comes with wisdom being a freelance artist for thirty years. You need to predict every single business transaction, otherwise the client will always take advantage. Come in with a full contract that they need to read and sign, and make sure it covers EVERYTHING. The client will take you seriously.
I watched 40 episodes of lifeline this week
Hey mop guy...perhaps a sour note to end on LMAO if you have heard KT recently...Chris is obv never gonna go on there again
Billy is Tarantino with that Paparazzi
Fourth 🙂 Watching you guys from deployment rn!
14:24 yeah, there’s no way it’s 40%. There are monks that meditate for 50 years to try and reach that level of internal silence. They’re prob just unconscious of their own thoughts. S’dork
Hey don’t say happy new year in February!!!!
Ehhh I hope Matt takes care of himself..
That undercover partner was ehk larious.
Matt is gone off the xanny
💯
Matt reads the comments
Matt I have the biggest secret crush on you, but I guess its not a secret anymore.. So my boyfriend is really jealous and I dont know why..
TO EVEREYONE here: People in relationships have each others access codes to show trust and/or if they need to use it, NOT to go through it! That's rude to go through someone's phone, even if it's your partners! I hate people doing it. Literally a reason to break up. It can only go worse from there..
There isn't a single person in Italy that uses a spoon to eat spaghetti...
@5:30 surfing, being a mountain man (Timberlake) , being “mindful”…
Put a picture of Salad on your Merch. "It Taste Like Salad!"
2:27 Insecure horizontal mambo
February 19th?? RIP Dads anniversary❤ i was like already ? missed a whole week!!!!! .. 😮😮😂
Have watched every episode of line line … bruh wtf is wrong with Matt? You guys need to adress this shit he looked fucked up without his sunnies on fr Hope you all good bro 🙏🏻
28:35 I agree with matt
24:31 THE MATRIX
Shhhh, my superbowl is on !!!!
Chris hair = 10 this episode
Chris! Where is that sweater from? I love the design
Thank you
53:20 I relate to this lol
Runk
That's so funny that it properly translates it to English
19:50 would be the worst roommate bar none
I feel like Matt, hope he is ok?
Chris, I have thought of skidaddle before Same same
No inner monologue but pro music, Chris is my opposite
I leave the plastic on for a lil bit.
27:00 hey ...what u hiding?!
Ronk!
Better than the rigged Superbowl!
If your husband is mopping the floor, SHUT YOUR MOUTH.
Right? 😂
Yeah that tattoo artist needs to put up signs stating how payment is to be made
Yeah pretty normal to just discuss it when booking. Also nobody pays for sessions in advance so she needs to plan better
My ex would want to go through my phone bc he was flirting with his coworkers and women in other countries.
He works for Lockheed.
Guys with Iphones and hide a lot of things. He would put the DND on and act like no one ever called him or text him. Then def on like his birthday... super sus and creepy
JC PEOPLE... Matt is tired because he is recording numerous podcasts per day for not only this podcast but for his personal podcast. Chris is TOURING people... Matt does not follow him around the Country. I CANT BELIEVE the comments of these fake fans. Matt has insomnia. Gtfoh
Hair = 10 agaaaain dude!
Wonder if Chris is an Action Bronson fan
Why does Chris have household chores when he pays all the bills?
Because mature adults in a relationship have agreements that work for them. He makes money and she primarily raises their kids, they both decide what works best for them. Worry about your own shit
Chomsky, syntax, next. 🧠📖➡️
❤
Babay babay babayyyyyyyyyy
No, Italians don't use a spoon.
Is Matthew okay? He seems off🤌⚡️all my loves and blessings 🌙💜
Okay, Chris and Matt's advice this week is wack. First of all, jealous boyfriend needs to back off, it's creepy. But girlfriend, maybe not tell the world that you have a secret crush on Matt. It's flirtatious, and men are super dumb with flirtation, they take it seriously. Trust me, it was all that Matt could think about, a secret crush. You made his day. Do you see what I mean?
Matt is too high lol
Men are dumb with flirtation? Women literally have zero game 🤣 when they like a guy they message him "hi" and expect him to carry the entire conversation. Also most guys get zero attention, so flirting with them obviously is going to make them think you like them. A good looking guy gets less attention than a fat ugly chick
Hmm think Matt is going through something? Seems down. Feel better, kay.
Matt s’cooked
Double whammy for the first guy likes Chris and dr disrespect hm must be a fan of drake too
Twenty three year old, date as much as you can. You will realize some similarities but also some differences in women. Women by the way are not all alike. They all have their own unique likes. They hate it when you are reading an encyclopedia on women. Listen, and I mean, REALLY LISTEN to them.
Sleepy Leto and Butthead
Matt is looking jacked.
14:24 yeah only comedians are capable of having an imagination
Who's the female
Matt is on drugs
Is Matt good dude? Hey hit up my lifeline if you need anything
Matt must have had the best weekend
Yo