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  • Thomas Jefferson (Robert De Niro) meets his new slave, Sally Hemings (Maya Rudolph), and quickly becomes infatuated with her. His fellow statesmen (Jimmy Fallon, Chris Parnell) comment that he's known for only dating "black chicks." [Season 28, 2002]
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  • @dolomitefan1767
    @dolomitefan1767 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3598

    Thomas: “What time do you get off work?”
    Sally: “Ummm never.”

    • @claudiadelaosa7125
      @claudiadelaosa7125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dolomite fan #1 dead!

    • @edbenti5007
      @edbenti5007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What DNA testing exists proves that Thomas Jefferson did NOT father 6 of Sally Hemmings children . This skit is BS. There were 8 Jeffersons who could have fathered Hemmings children and the DNA testing proved that Thomas Woodson, one of her children, was NOT Jefferson's child.

    • @ohana-bordi
      @ohana-bordi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@edbenti5007 it actually proves it, the evidence is there, it was a common practice at that time no need to be surprised.

    • @sensusfidelium9510
      @sensusfidelium9510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Réka Bordás-Simon I know this is long but informative read !
      Genetic DNA paternity testing requires the testing of a Y chromosome from a male descendant of the subject because the Y chromosome in males remains virtually unchanged from generation to generation.
      But Thomas Jefferson had no male descendant s from which to take a DNA sample. His only son had died at birth.
      Since Jefferson had no male descendants
      ,researchers chose to test the Y chromosome from the descendants of Field Jefferson, Thomas’s uncle.
      Researchers found that the configuration of the Y chromosome in the descendants of Field Jefferson- a general configuration common to the entire Jefferson family-was indeed present in the descendants of sally Hemings youngest child , Easton.
      Therefore on the basis of DNA testing the most that the researchers could conclusively say was that some Jefferson
      Male and there were 26 Jefferson males living in the area at the time!
      -Herbert Barger,the Jefferson family historian and genealogist who assisted in the DNA testing,explained:my study indicates to me that Thomas Jefferson was NOT the father of Easton or any other
      Himmings child. The DNA study... indicates that Randolph [Thomas’younger brother]is possibly the father of Easton and maybe the others...three of sally Hemings children,Harriet,Beverly,and Easton (the latter two not common names), were given names of the Randolph family.
      -the Scholars ‘ commission arrived at the same conclusion.significantly, that group had not been composed of Jefferson supporters ; in fact, several of the scholars had believed that Jefferson might be the father of hemings’children.
      But after a year investigating the evidence they all concluded that Randolph , Jefferson ‘s younger brother was indeed the most likely father,explaining:
      The circumstantial case that Easton Hemings was fathered by the president’s
      Younger brother is many times stronger than the case against the president himself.among the considerations which might point to Randolph are:
      -In”memoirs of a Monticello Slave” former slave Isaac Jefferson asserts that when Randolph Jefferson visited Monticello,he “used to come out among black people,and play fiddle and dance half the night...” in contrast, we have not
      A single account of Thomas Jefferson spending his nights socializing with the slaves in such a manner
      - we have Jefferson s letter inviting Randolph to come to Monticello shortly before Sally became pregnant with Easton. It was common for such visits to last for weeks!

    • @Kimmy29121
      @Kimmy29121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Really fucking funny

  • @omegablack7135
    @omegablack7135 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1897

    Sally Hemings was actually Jefferson's wife's half-sister (they shared the same biological father).

    • @summerbabetoo
      @summerbabetoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Yep, Ole Nasty Massa

    • @Preservestlandry
      @Preservestlandry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      And she was 14, so there's that.

    • @katrinafox2750
      @katrinafox2750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yup

    • @sensusfidelium9510
      @sensusfidelium9510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Truth's Ronin Thomas Jefferson did not father
      Thomas Woodson DNA results have proven he has no Jefferson DNA.
      That means all the books and made for TV shows about Jefferson and Hemmings
      In Paris are BS!
      Also they had a blue ribbon panel go over the evidence and they concluded Jefferson’s brother was the likely father of
      Hemings only other child linked by DNA to
      The Jefferson family
      Thomas Jefferson and Sally Hemings: The Search for Truth ...

    • @edbenti5007
      @edbenti5007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      B. Gaudin, the DNA evidence NEVER proved that the President fathered ANY of Hemmings' children. He had a younger brother who had 5 sons who were in their teens and early 20s when Hemmings had her children. Those other Jeffersons shared the President's DNA.

  • @marlenaforbes-reidy9876
    @marlenaforbes-reidy9876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    There’s a sadness about this piece of history, she was only a child without choices.

  • @porschemcginnis2764
    @porschemcginnis2764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2351

    Except Sally was like 13 or 14 and didnt have a choice so there is that.....

    • @WAlkONRebel
      @WAlkONRebel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      Preach! This skit is gross

    • @destinipegus8200
      @destinipegus8200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +293

      Wiliam Forsythe or educate yourself about this disgusting situation. Thomas was 44 and sally was 14. She could not refuse him or do anything abt it because she was just property

    • @YuSPYINonME
      @YuSPYINonME 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @Wiliam Forsythe you sound like a trumpist; a fiery idiot.

    • @janet.oboutte1349
      @janet.oboutte1349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sally was a little confused about self respect she slept with every single man

    • @jerrywitaj
      @jerrywitaj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah ok TH-cam historian

  • @steelhere5519
    @steelhere5519 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1267

    "I'm just happy to be indoors."

    • @tributeandmusicvideocenter1758
      @tributeandmusicvideocenter1758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Every introvert's motto. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @traceylennon1204
      @traceylennon1204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LMAO 😂😂 @Steel Here

    • @sharakanelson6965
      @sharakanelson6965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That shit was funny

    • @sharakanelson6965
      @sharakanelson6965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @jeff lockaby I understand your stance because I come from slavery lineage but its a comedy show and that is how I'm viewing it as just a show.

    • @fashionfirst_
      @fashionfirst_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That is not funny

  • @tonyazzaro6717
    @tonyazzaro6717 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1427

    "when will you get off work?" "um, never" LOL!!!

    • @sheribrooks8205
      @sheribrooks8205 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      bwaaaaahhhhaaaaa

    • @ralphgoodman4670
      @ralphgoodman4670 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah, New Yorkers denying the blood on their hands.

    • @booginas
      @booginas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tony Azzaro LMAO

    • @cornellhoward3757
      @cornellhoward3757 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tony Azzaro, you cannot say no to the slave master, it means your life!

    • @queenbeethatme1009
      @queenbeethatme1009 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tony Azzaro White people.

  • @representationmetaphorique
    @representationmetaphorique 4 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    The fact that Sally was an infant when Jefferson inherited her....

    • @bohemiansparrow
      @bohemiansparrow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @Levis. H actually men having sex with girls young enough to be their daughters was not as common place back then as people think. For example, on average women back then married in their late teens or early twenties. Among the lower classes in Virginia (where Jefferson lived), the average age of brides was 23, with grooms averaging 26; so you can see the average bride and groom were very close in age.

    • @TheRealCcE
      @TheRealCcE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Jefferson inherited sally from his father in law who shares DNA with his wife. Sally was groomed to be a sex slave.

    • @martingraham5879
      @martingraham5879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @Levis. H...because funny enough it's disgusting to actually own a human being and then take advantage of her while she's still a minor?

    • @kennychaster
      @kennychaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So sally was a friggin 15 year old who married a 6-something male

    • @kennychaster
      @kennychaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also Thomas Jefferson did not have a beard

  • @abueloorgulloso
    @abueloorgulloso 6 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    "He likes his women like he likes his coffee, hot black and first thing in the morning." TJ: "Hey, what time do you get off work?" Sally:"Um...never." 😂😂😂

    • @houstonrebel4449
      @houstonrebel4449 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Real Machine Gun Kelly And thats NOT rascist or sexist???

    • @TheGrahamHam
      @TheGrahamHam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Texas Rebel no because it’s a sketch. A joke. It’s not supposed to be serious or a message.

    • @itsyagirlashleytv
      @itsyagirlashleytv 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s funny?

    • @nessydelight470
      @nessydelight470 ปีที่แล้ว

      At 1:54

  • @thegworlsarefighting
    @thegworlsarefighting 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1289

    This Mf said call him TJ 😂😂😂😂

    • @cherishtheday2223
      @cherishtheday2223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I was done 😂😂

    • @sensusfidelium9510
      @sensusfidelium9510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      barbie doll Thomas Jefferson did not father
      Thomas Woodson DNA results have proven he has no Jefferson DNA.
      That means all the books and made for TV shows about Jefferson and Hemmings
      In Paris are BS!
      Also they had a blue ribbon panel go over the evidence and they concluded Jefferson’s brother was the likely father of
      Hemings only other child linked by DNA to
      The Jefferson family
      Search for Truth - WallBuildersWalJefferson and Sally Hemings: lBuilders :Thomas

    • @vidalsmith8979
      @vidalsmith8979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao😂😂

    • @shinyminunthetheatregeek2036
      @shinyminunthetheatregeek2036 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @MEGATRON She was around 15 or 16. Still way too young but check your facts

    • @elichiamoore5634
      @elichiamoore5634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      barbie doll lol 😂

  • @PiCheZvara
    @PiCheZvara 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1904

    Maya Rudolph is beautiful here.

    • @adamnordmark7709
      @adamnordmark7709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Slow down there TJ

    • @sheilapate7604
      @sheilapate7604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      PiCheZvara just there

    • @diamondj1979
      @diamondj1979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Maya Rudolph is beautiful everywhere

    • @mamc1986
      @mamc1986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      she sure is, in temperament as well.

    • @ericday4505
      @ericday4505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Maya is always beautiful.

  • @stephenhall509
    @stephenhall509 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1421

    "Your hair is so unusual... May I touch it?"
    Uh, never touch a black woman's hair!

    • @SCSilk
      @SCSilk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      I cringed. This part was too real.

    • @OnlyFai740
      @OnlyFai740 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Stephen Hall why?

    • @queenbeethatme1009
      @queenbeethatme1009 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      narutoasas. Respecting personal space.
      Black women have this strange idea that they are people and like most people, they do NOT want strangers touching them, their hair, their bodies, etc unless invited to.
      Humans pet animals and "touch" inanimate things as a matter of course.
      DECENT humans recognize the sanctity of personal space and so do not assume they can pet random humans like they are animals or a coat..
      Plus. You never know where strange hands have been.

    • @OnlyFai740
      @OnlyFai740 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@queenbeethatme1009 is it acceptable to ask for permission, or is that considered rude too?

    • @chingchingchingching2064
      @chingchingchingching2064 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Rahr which part of africa dude?, coz in my country thats a no no.

  • @millz8084
    @millz8084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    DeNiro’s love for black women is legendary😏😏🖤🖤🖤🖤

    • @JordanWilliams-ix2td
      @JordanWilliams-ix2td ปีที่แล้ว +21

      no i was just about to say this, they literally have the perfect person playing Thomas Jefferson because that man LOVE black women 😂

    • @sendmeyourlocation1145
      @sendmeyourlocation1145 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He took this seriously and now he's crying 😂

    • @sendmeyourlocation1145
      @sendmeyourlocation1145 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@nick56677Nice joke but sally wasn't even blk

    • @MontagZoso
      @MontagZoso 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@sendmeyourlocation1145Um…check your history.

    • @coquinegra
      @coquinegra 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@sendmeyourlocation1145 According to the laws of the country, she certainly was.

  • @marshacreary9771
    @marshacreary9771 6 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    "Sally Hemings came to Jefferson's home as an infant with her mother and siblings as part of his wife Martha's inheritance of slaves from her father. Hemings was the youngest of six siblings by the widowed planter John Wayles (slave trader) and Betty Hemings, a mixed-race enslaved woman; Sally and her siblings were three-quarters European, and through their father were also half-siblings of Martha Jefferson.[3] In 1787, Hemings, aged 14,[1] accompanied Jefferson's youngest daughter Mary("Polly") to London and then to Paris, where the widowed Jefferson, aged 44 at the time, was serving as the United States Minister to France. Hemings spent two years there. It is believed by most historians that Jefferson began a sexual relationship with Hemings in France or soon after their return to Monticello.[2] Hemings remained enslaved in Jefferson's house until his death. In 2017 a room identified as her quarters at Monticello, adjacent to Jefferson's bedroom, was discovered in an archeological restoration. It will be restored and refurbished.[4][5]
    The historical question of whether Jefferson was the father of Hemings' children is known as the Jefferson-Hemings controversy. Following renewed historic analysis in the late 20th century and a 1998 DNA study that found a match between the Jefferson male line and a descendant of Hemings' last son, Eston Hemings, there is a consensus among historians that Jefferson fathered her son Eston Hemings and probably all her children.[6]A small number of historians disagree.[7]
    Hemings' children lived in Jefferson's house as slaves and were trained as artisans. Jefferson freed all of Hemings' surviving children: Beverly, Harriet, Madison, and Eston, as they came of age (they were the only slave family freed by Jefferson). They were seven-eighths European in ancestry, and three of the four entered white society as adults. Descendants of those three identified as white.[8][9] Hemings was "given her time," and lived her last nine years freely with her two younger sons in Charlottesville, Virginia. She saw a grandchild born in the house her sons owned.[10]"

    • @ladypilliwick8179
      @ladypilliwick8179 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Marsha Creary thank you for you comments

    • @pambisugar8286
      @pambisugar8286 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Thank you for the information. I dint understand why people can comprehend grooming and child molestation or nit having an option to refuse when slavery or black history is involved. He could have ANY kind of sex and sexual act with her. This was just sad to me. Goodness!!!! Her bedroom was next to his. FRIGHTENING! So sad.

    • @omggiiirl2077
      @omggiiirl2077 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Sexual relationship.......hmmmmm.....she didn't have the option of consent. It's not a relationship, it's rape. If refused there would be threat of consequences, it's rape.

    • @omggiiirl2077
      @omggiiirl2077 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Furthermore, she came as an infant, as property.....so she was probably groomed for that role like so many. On the surface it's funny, and comedy....but when you really think about it, it's quite disturbing and creepy how his behavior is excused because he was a prominent historical figure it's actually molester behavior. Colonial US history is filled with characters that we've been given these lies about, and it's not about being politically correct, but more about telling truths, and stopping myths and delusions. You know like how George Washington was a great Man.

    • @krillin876
      @krillin876 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      charlene hughes-peseta George Washington was the greatest American ever.

  • @kiiera
    @kiiera 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1034

    "Round and flat like Hamilton's wife"
    whAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ELIZA

    • @vinista256
      @vinista256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Yeah, really! And consider what Hamilton himself said about what he wanted in a wife: "She must be young, handsome (I lay most stress upon a good shape) ..."

    • @KaixoDenek
      @KaixoDenek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      ELIZA IS A PRECIOUS BEAN AND MUST BE PROTECTED AT ALL TIMES

    • @livindeadghoul
      @livindeadghoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      *The Hamilton fandom wants to know your location*

    • @Glittergasm
      @Glittergasm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      kiera HE MUST BURN

    • @godiraonasetlhabi7992
      @godiraonasetlhabi7992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @beanie_ eyelash 😂😂I was ready to fight too when he said that about Eliza!

  • @ramonmcgee2240
    @ramonmcgee2240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    TJ: "You have a beautiful voice. Have you ever thought of being a singer?"
    SH: "That's really not an option for me."
    You have to admit that was funny (LOL!)

  • @bigums21
    @bigums21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    He actually met her when she was a baby and she was 16 when she became pregnant. He saw her grow up and then had babies with her. This so reminds me of Woody Allen and his child bride.

    • @candacecasey5634
      @candacecasey5634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Disturbing

    • @MarianDouglasUngaro
      @MarianDouglasUngaro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Emmy P, think you mean Woody Allen’s “child/ STEPDAUGHTER bride.” In other words, Woody Allen’s then-PARTNER’S (Mia Farrow’s) adopted daughter, Soon-Yi Previn. Ms. Farrow then broke up with Mr. Allen (they never actually married or lived together). I would’ve, too. Makes me gag just remembering back in 1991, 92, when Woody Allen did these really, really WEIRD things.

    • @youtuber-tg1pu
      @youtuber-tg1pu 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      14 not 16

    • @user-ju2ff1qv3c
      @user-ju2ff1qv3c 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Or Morgan freeman who adopted a little girl with his wife and saw her grow up then started an intimate relationship with her that lasted years until she was beaten to death by her boyfriend who was jealous of Morgan’s continued hold on her. No babies. I think Morgan did not want any. Then took the house back after her death which he had gifted her. Nobody ever talks about that.

  • @DhavalShukla
    @DhavalShukla 6 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    Maya looks gorgeous here!

    • @summerbabetoo
      @summerbabetoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Beautiful like her Mama🙏🏽RIP Minnie🎤🎤The Perfect Angel🎼

    • @thehoneyeffect
      @thehoneyeffect 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      She looks more like white woman here

    • @TheAaronChand
      @TheAaronChand 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maria was Thomas Jefferson daughter name keep in mind The America mother Country England was ruling our ansctors in India at this time India was ruled by the East India trading company in 1790. But not completely .

    • @elainesmith7512
      @elainesmith7512 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @the honeywesteffect: Imo, in this sketch, Maya looks like her mom, the late, great, gone-too soon, Minnie Riperton her skin is just about two shades lighter. I remember everyone was shocked and so sad when Minnie died because she was so young and at the pinnacle of her career.

    • @T-Rizzle808
      @T-Rizzle808 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      She always does

  • @kingtaharqa1016
    @kingtaharqa1016 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3137

    De Niro is actually married to a black woman

    • @MyraAhmedCopywriter
      @MyraAhmedCopywriter 8 ปีที่แล้ว +656

      Yeah the joke is that in real life De Niro is into black women

    • @sheribrooks8205
      @sheribrooks8205 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      yeap

    • @MJ-fm4wy
      @MJ-fm4wy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      King Taharqa His second wife of color that is. His first was back in the 70's...

    • @aliciasciarrillo1022
      @aliciasciarrillo1022 6 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      King Taharqa the creepy thing about Sally hennings was like 14 when he met her and was his wife half sister

    • @atis3062
      @atis3062 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      duh I guess the joke went right over your head

  • @Aliharuno
    @Aliharuno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I was expecting Maya to say: I know who you are, you were married to my half-sister 😂

  • @alexandrebertrand-lafleur3114
    @alexandrebertrand-lafleur3114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Robert de Niro and Maya Rudolph have a lot of fun in the rehearsals as Thomas Jefferson and Sally Hemmings, a real legend they ask to come!

  • @norwaysummer8874
    @norwaysummer8874 6 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    This is a great joke on DeNiro...he's a good sport.

    • @jrsmith1998
      @jrsmith1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      NorwaySummer how is it a joke on Deniro?

    • @cjhill4130
      @cjhill4130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      John Smith He only dates black people

    • @237schibe_
      @237schibe_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jrsmith1998 he loves his women like his coffee black

    • @jrsmith1998
      @jrsmith1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cjhill4130 😂 really. I didn’t know that

    • @JM-fo1te
      @JM-fo1te 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      His kid is crazy ug tho

  • @moviedude22
    @moviedude22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    :it's not really an option for me"

  • @elliem.3035
    @elliem.3035 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1969

    He likes his women like he likes his coffee, hot, black, and early in the morning 😂

    • @silverspeed1960
      @silverspeed1960 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      69 likes

    • @liasilva8916
      @liasilva8916 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD

    • @ic5994
      @ic5994 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      old jokes are the best. In fact I think this joke is older even than coffee

    • @percyperanamus7432
      @percyperanamus7432 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      i wonder how he had his coffee against it's will

    • @percyperanamus7432
      @percyperanamus7432 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Dee B exactly, the writers of this sketch found the violation, rape and torture of black women during slavery as grounds for humor compared to the fetishism of black women today - it's a dated unfunny skit

  • @mscoyote50
    @mscoyote50 4 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    Not very funny when you really think about it - but then rape never is.

    • @Dennis-nc3vw
      @Dennis-nc3vw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's funny when Ghengis Khan does it.

    • @xandro2445
      @xandro2445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No evidence that it was rape

    • @cremebrulee419
      @cremebrulee419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@xandro2445 her being so young would be statutory. But she was also property. The lines are blurry with the time period. But it's so sad and so wrong regardless.

    • @mabelpines5011
      @mabelpines5011 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh it’s still funny and I already know the whole story

    • @johnhein2539
      @johnhein2539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Dennis-nc3vw And is a grandfather to like, 10% of us?

  • @rashb3994
    @rashb3994 6 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    "Haven't you heard, he only dates Black chicks" 😂😂😂 TJ has mad game. I love Sally's responses.

    • @Thepiedpiper-dl8np
      @Thepiedpiper-dl8np 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Has mad game? She was a baby when he got her and first got with her when she was 14

    • @user-vn9yt1ox5o
      @user-vn9yt1ox5o 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Thepiedpiper-dl8np Bro this was 6 years ago. What documentary did you watch to compell you to go on every piece of Sally hemmings Thomas Jefferson media and comment 🤣

  • @kitty6720
    @kitty6720 7 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    Jimmy Fallon is so young here.

  • @lennie1512
    @lennie1512 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "May I touch it?"
    Boi you already touchin it-

  • @barbaraallen8439
    @barbaraallen8439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Do more research on sally Hemings. She was a slave he got her pregnant at 15 when he was in his 40s. Horrible

    • @tommyisrael6038
      @tommyisrael6038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Barbara Allen he was fooling with her at 14

    • @CupKanime
      @CupKanime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They try to romanticize this story so much

    • @CupKanime
      @CupKanime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @suny123boy1 You shut the Fuck up

    • @ashlynn5390
      @ashlynn5390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah she was also Martha Jefferson's (Thomas' WIFE) half sister

    • @xandro2445
      @xandro2445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      15 was acceptable in the 18th century

  • @steffiepoole7878
    @steffiepoole7878 6 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    Life liberty and the pursue of brown sugar😂😂

    • @scintila1518
      @scintila1518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      life liberty and the pursue of happiness

    • @seoulkidd1
      @seoulkidd1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Now thats a t shirt

    • @edbenti5007
      @edbenti5007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You do know I hope that there exists no proof that Thomas Jefferson fathered children with a 13 year old Sally Hemmings? The DNA evidence only proves that A Jefferson was responsible for at least one of her children, and there were EIGHT Jeffersons who could have done that.

    • @sharakanelson6965
      @sharakanelson6965 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

    • @caseyjones831
      @caseyjones831 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pursuit ****

  • @safiyajamali565
    @safiyajamali565 6 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    0:10 Don't you disrespect my Eliza

    • @madeleinewalters1374
      @madeleinewalters1374 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      S.B. Jamali THANK YOU.

    • @thea1107
      @thea1107 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      How dare they insult the precious cinnamon roll!

    • @kai326
      @kai326 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      That insult hurt my core. SHOUTOUT TO ALL THE HAMILTON FANS OUT THERE!

    • @thestylishnihilist8039
      @thestylishnihilist8039 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I guess you could call that... a BURN

    • @kai326
      @kai326 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm laughing and crying all at once.

  • @royaldavis640
    @royaldavis640 6 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    Wow this is a little edgy even for snl

    • @AmethystEyes
      @AmethystEyes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Royal Russell this was before Twitter and internet outrage becoming popular.

    • @morpheus6749
      @morpheus6749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Twitter is being sued by two separate parties on very solid grounds and for shit tons of money. I hope it'll bankrupt them. They're destroying this country.

    • @kellyrobinson6543
      @kellyrobinson6543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@morpheus6749 twitter is destroying this country? Not racist WHITES acting like victims? Yeah, ok🙄

    • @traceylennon1204
      @traceylennon1204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know right!! @Royal Russell

    • @morpheus6749
      @morpheus6749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kelly Robinson The only people who accuse others of racism at the drop of a hat are those who are racists themselves. Take a good long look in the mirror.

  • @FrFrijole
    @FrFrijole 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    “He likes his women the way he likes his coffee, hot, black, and first thing in the morning” I love these kinds of Jokes

  • @jessicacole8404
    @jessicacole8404 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    *please call me T.J.*

  • @festus569
    @festus569 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    The best part is when Thomas Jefferson asks Sally Hemings to call him T. J..

  • @Rachel-xh9ui
    @Rachel-xh9ui 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    He called Eliza flat. Of course it’s not a Jefferson impression without calling out Hamilton. Lol

  • @Cocoarunway
    @Cocoarunway 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Thomas Jefferson: What time you get off work?
    Sally: Ummm...Never.😂

  • @lilyrose324
    @lilyrose324 6 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    Thomas Jefferson creator of "once you go black you never go back"

    • @edbenti5007
      @edbenti5007 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The DNA evidence is inconclusive as to which Jefferson was the father of Sally Hemmings' children. There is no proof Thomas Jefferson was the father.

    • @strawberryseason
      @strawberryseason 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@edbenti5007 Well tell that to the Thomas Jefferson Foundation. They accept the evidence and so do the historians who are privy to it.

    • @laughingstalk1343
      @laughingstalk1343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thomas Jefferson, the original "R. Kelly." As were all of the "Founding Fathers," for that matter. Sally Hemmings was 15 or 16 when she met Thomas Jefferson.

    • @jonothandoeser
      @jonothandoeser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Where's his statue? GET A ROPE!

    • @Native722
      @Native722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's also a pedafile

  • @anthonyellis4915
    @anthonyellis4915 6 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    There's so much awkward in this sketch! lol

    • @bryanskscion2229
      @bryanskscion2229 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You could say that.

    • @joeking6534
      @joeking6534 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And that's why everyone says Mad TV is better than Snl

    • @quirkyjerseygirl9584
      @quirkyjerseygirl9584 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree

    • @stilllearning2855
      @stilllearning2855 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      There's so much racist in this sketch... Thomas Jefferson was a racist pedophile.

    • @georgethompson3763
      @georgethompson3763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah, very awkward writing, can't believe the actors agreed to be in it.

  • @allim.5941
    @allim.5941 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Sally Hemmings, the first #MeToo

  • @osamabad3597
    @osamabad3597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I had a black female coworker ask me how I like my coffee, and I made a long awkward pause, because all I could think of was that line, and it took me a few seconds to think of anything else to say

  • @Phoenixspin
    @Phoenixspin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +981

    I'm not sure this was really funny. Like she said, she didn't really have options.

    • @goodgirlkay
      @goodgirlkay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kathryn Dorsey What history are you reading?

    • @mjohnson5030
      @mjohnson5030 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      This. When a woman is a peice of property, she cannot say no. Slave rape is not funny.

    • @ConwayFreelanceDetective
      @ConwayFreelanceDetective 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      1 2 mutual slave mutual rape is though

    • @jenjanea
      @jenjanea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      She wasn't even a woman. She was 14 - 16 years old when he began raping her.

    • @percyperanamus7432
      @percyperanamus7432 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I heard even younger, someone commented saying she was less than 10. It's a little tone deaf to make a skit about a person who owned people and then raped them in the light of " this is just some funky white dude who likes black chicks " It trivializes what a monster he was and it would have been better if they made jokes at his expense instead of chuckling at the concept that a little girl who was beaten and starved and raped by a much older white man. There is a way to joke about jefferson being a piece of shit, this sketch did not do that.

  • @jordynb8582
    @jordynb8582 6 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    What did you say about my wife, Jefferson?

    • @minimuffin7399
      @minimuffin7399 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Alexander Hamilton lmaooo

    • @angelalunsford4546
      @angelalunsford4546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lol

    • @avery7062
      @avery7062 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      AHAHHAHAHA defend your wife plz

    • @sophiewells7318
      @sophiewells7318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I don't know what you heard but whatever it is Jefferson started it.

    • @holystonks
      @holystonks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sophie Oh well he resigned this morning

  • @newfrontierfilms6314
    @newfrontierfilms6314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    It’s even funnier cause Deniro’s playing him.

  • @TheactressCJ
    @TheactressCJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Dude..this was written beautifully🤣🤣 only Maya could pull this off

  • @ijeleo92
    @ijeleo92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    🎶What ever the hell it is you do in Montechello" 🎶

  • @Whoeverheardof
    @Whoeverheardof 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    “I’m just happy to be inside.” LMBO

    • @morpheus6749
      @morpheus6749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She said "indoors".
      Although funny enough, “I’m just happy to be inside” is always my answer to women who ask me what I'm thinking during sex.

  • @johnstriker480
    @johnstriker480 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Call me TJ"
    ROFL! xD

  • @skeletorment
    @skeletorment 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I like how he keeps looking over at the cue cards every two seconds.

  • @soulxblugamer
    @soulxblugamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Round and flat like Hamilton's wife"
    Angelica: *Bursts in*
    Angelica: WHAT TF DID YOU SAY

    • @porsche911sbs
      @porsche911sbs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TJ and Angelica were actually good friends in real life

    • @SCSilk
      @SCSilk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But Angelica loves her sister more te than anything in this life. She’ll choose Eliza’s happiness over hers every time.

  • @davidsteinberg2120
    @davidsteinberg2120 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What time do you get off work? Um, Never...!!!

  • @renatagross5959
    @renatagross5959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Sally Hemmings was Thomas Jefferson's sister-in-law.

    • @cokopy
      @cokopy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Renata Gross oh she was-

    • @Gamergirl-.-
      @Gamergirl-.- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And a child when he raped and impregnated her.

    • @kasunex1772
      @kasunex1772 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Gamergirl-.- or was in a completely consensual relationship. Also she was 14 which was a 100% normal time to get married back then.

    • @Gamergirl-.-
      @Gamergirl-.- 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kasunex1772 Just because it was normal back then doesn’t mean it was okay. Thought that’d go unsaid since we are talking about a time of slavery.
      1. Shes 14, can’t consent, and it would be fucked up either way.
      2. She is a slave, she’s not in a position to say no.

    • @kasunex1772
      @kasunex1772 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Gamergirl-.- you can't judge people who lived hundreds of years ago by modern standards.
      Also, she could have said no. She had the choice to go free and she turned it up.

  • @pandawan5453
    @pandawan5453 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Thomas! How could you insult Eliza (Hamilton's wife) like that

  • @gtavsmsg10
    @gtavsmsg10 6 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    It's funny because this is what everyone says about De Niro.

    • @alluringbliss4165
      @alluringbliss4165 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It's not what they say, he has only married black women

    • @dalekelly7639
      @dalekelly7639 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you Captain Obvious.

  • @mackenziefrith9286
    @mackenziefrith9286 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Hamilton’s wife was named Elizabeth

  • @TheManInTheMasks
    @TheManInTheMasks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    They nailed this with De Niro as TJ. Wasn’t even acting watching him chase a black chick.

  • @xandro2445
    @xandro2445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    They began their "relationship" in France, where slavery was illegal. If a slave were to announce their freedom, the master had to accept. Her older brother was with her in France as well. She willingly went back to the states with TJ knowing she would be going back to a life of slavery. She only went back on the promise that her children would be freed at the age of 21.

    • @lizziebkennedy7505
      @lizziebkennedy7505 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Willingly? A teenage girl who has been enslaved all her life, whose mother and grandmother conceived to,their masters? TJs father-in-law and grandfather-in-law. Who was close to her mother and wanted to return to her? A 60 year old man, who in her own country owns her? Is there no limit to the lies Americans will tell themselves about their history? 🤦‍♀️

    • @aoka5464
      @aoka5464 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Declare her freedom and then what? You racists never answer that question. She went back because she had to. She and her brother had literally nothing in France. Nothing. They’d be “free” and homeless. Probably doomed to a life of prostitution or worse. Also, she was a 14 year old child who looked like a younger version of Thomas Jefferson’s dead wife. He wasn’t letting her go, and he had the money and resources to make sure he got what he wanted, period. She was brought to France to be raped.

  • @THOMAS2910able
    @THOMAS2910able 7 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Its funny because in real like De Niro has quite the liking for black woman.

    • @tdsims1963
      @tdsims1963 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Thomas Thas He's a smart guy. Always liked De Niro.

    • @Yumyumhoneybun
      @Yumyumhoneybun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thomas Thas Art imitating life

    • @Yumyumhoneybun
      @Yumyumhoneybun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Traci Sims Me too

    • @Boppo_Jr
      @Boppo_Jr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      With good reason

    • @Boppo_Jr
      @Boppo_Jr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @john thonig OK.

  • @anothercarttogo1819
    @anothercarttogo1819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:26 Thomas freaking kept his eyes on Sally right when she walked in.

  • @Raine_Raine
    @Raine_Raine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Thomas Jefferson:
    "Sally be a lamb, darlin'...."

  • @sheilasprattley1898
    @sheilasprattley1898 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "life , happiness,and the pursuit of brown sugar" 😂😂😂

  • @faithcaroline6514
    @faithcaroline6514 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "Round and flat like Hamiltons wife"
    FIGHT ME BRO!!
    wait you know fight Peggy and Angelica watch out.

  • @paige4128
    @paige4128 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    😂😂😂. Hell, Robert DeNiro only dates/marries black women too. The shadddddde... lol.

    • @rustyrelicsfarm2406
      @rustyrelicsfarm2406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Paige I am a straight guy but Robert De Niro is quite a charmer.

    • @morpheus6749
      @morpheus6749 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You got a problem with that?

    • @waynej2608
      @waynej2608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's true, for the most part. But he did have an affair with Uma Thurman once. Yum.

  • @KDL861
    @KDL861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Sometimes you just gotta laugh at a situation or subject. 😂

  • @LynRuiz
    @LynRuiz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Do people realize that Sally Hemmings is the sister to Thomas Jefferson’s wife? She’s his sister-in-law as well and that’s why her children with Jefferson are so closely related. They were more than 1/2 siblings but 3/5 because the maternal line was from the same father.

  • @jeezelaweeze1483
    @jeezelaweeze1483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Looking at a lot of the discussion here on Sally's age when Thomas started "courting" her. Yes, she was indeed a child. Keep that in mind, folks, when you start bashing the founder of Islam for being a child molester that one of America's "Founding Fathers" was one too.

    • @kasunex1772
      @kasunex1772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually she was 14 which was a totally normal age to get married at for the overwhelming majority of human history. The age of consent in colonial America was also 12, so.

    • @arrynwilliams2842
      @arrynwilliams2842 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kasunex1772 bro she was a slave this was not a consenting relationship.

    • @kasunex1772
      @kasunex1772 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arrynwilliams2842 you don't know that. Actual historians will point this out. Go read up on what they actually have to say on the subject. I've not yet found one who said it has to be rape, the most extreme I've seen is one that said it could have been. There are more historians who don't think it was ever a thing then ones who think it was rape.

    • @arrynwilliams2842
      @arrynwilliams2842 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kasunex1772 she was a slave it wasn’t like she could say no

    • @kasunex1772
      @kasunex1772 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arrynwilliams2842 yeah she could

  • @andrewgabor2.0
    @andrewgabor2.0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    People really don’t know anything about African American history. Maya Rudolph is biracial. She has a black mother and a white father. Sally Hemings was a quadroon. She had a mixed mother and a white father. Sally Hemings more than like resembled someone like Mariah Carey. She would be a person who is so fair skinned, you wouldn’t be able to tell they had any black in them by looking at them. Many people didn’t even know Sally and her siblings were slaves because they were so fair skinned. Sally’s children were octoroons. They would have been so light you wouldn’t have been able to tell they had any black in them. In fact, when they were 21 and became free, they were able to pass. Maya would not be able to pass. You can look at her and tell she’s mixed. You wouldn’t be able to tell that from Sally and her children.

  • @FerdinandCesarano
    @FerdinandCesarano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    This well-written sketch was beautifully performed and also beautifully costumed. Bravo all around.

    • @glocktopps319
      @glocktopps319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tf is wrong with you

    • @scotta7809
      @scotta7809 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, it was not well written, and it was not funny. Robert De Niro is a total pile of horse manure.

  • @sld1776
    @sld1776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    In reality she was 13 and accompanying his young daughter (HER niece) to France.

  • @werdna1969
    @werdna1969 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    No Maya, you really do have a great voice.

  • @ReneCarmonaCaimito
    @ReneCarmonaCaimito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:44 "life, Liberty and the pursuit of...Brown Shuggggah!"
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • @katieydiddkatieydidd7269
    @katieydiddkatieydidd7269 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jefferson: Have you ever thought about being a singer?
    Hemmings: That's not an option for me.

  • @arunimachatterjee7796
    @arunimachatterjee7796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hamilton in heaven be like ' You said what about Eliza!!!!!'.

  • @ashlyn97
    @ashlyn97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    WHAT did he say about Eliza?!?! Those are dueling words, buddy!!!

  • @asterism3275
    @asterism3275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    My dude have insulted Eliza we bout to fight

  • @asfatara
    @asfatara 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    How DARE YOU DISRESPECT ELIZA. And then you wonder why Angelica didn’t love you.

  • @sallymasitabua2585
    @sallymasitabua2585 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Likes his women like he likes his coffee!
    Hot, Black, and First thing in the morning! I love this Line 🙌

  • @mccartt
    @mccartt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Well this just popped up in my "recommended" list. 2002 me might have thought it was funny but now? Oof.

    • @aprilwalterscheid
      @aprilwalterscheid 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      mccartt same

    • @patldennis
      @patldennis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm sure by now that you've probably forgotten that the "racist" stuff in Blazing Saddles and The Jerk are satirical criticisms of racism as well

  • @anyajohnson4099
    @anyajohnson4099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    SNL: only we can make Jefferson verbally attack the Hamilton family using modern terms
    Lin-Manuel Miranda: hold my Tony

    • @sensusfidelium9510
      @sensusfidelium9510 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Y’all it’s fake!
      mediamythalert.com/2011/10/19/dna-evidence-is-all-in-on-jefferson-got-that-wrong/

  • @cynthiamadrid1430
    @cynthiamadrid1430 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    BRAVO SNL for reminding viewers Sally had
    6 children, and the awesome photo of survivors.

  • @IAMACollectivist
    @IAMACollectivist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    She was 14 and didn't truly have a choice in the matter.

  • @dannyhughes2680
    @dannyhughes2680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    How in the hell did Thomas father so many children, how much back child support does he owe lol.

  • @wilykat
    @wilykat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Life,Liberty in the pursuit of Brown Sugar"

  • @layna-heyhey
    @layna-heyhey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    One of the best actors in the snl skit, and they do this with DeNiro

  • @FunkyBruja
    @FunkyBruja 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Slavery will never be funny. Disrespectful.

    • @MartinGsl
      @MartinGsl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's called satire. It's a parody on Jefferson and how things were back then!

    • @JachAnen
      @JachAnen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      All subjects can be funny, as long as we can agree that this is just for fun, it's not meant to be taken seriously at all. All jokes can offend somebody, and with their wide audience they can't avoid subjects based on that, so any subjects goes. Not saying you're supposed to find it funny, just saying it's not disrespectful, otherwise every joke is, so calm down and just dislike it.

    • @markRaniel05
      @markRaniel05 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      iamLacey wanker!

    • @liamweyer4957
      @liamweyer4957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MartinGsl I hate to be that guy but parody and satire are different. Satire must involve some sort of social commentary whilst parody does not.

    • @aesinam
      @aesinam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@liamweyer4957 did you hear the part about how the descendants from their liaison never were acknowledged? Even today? That is a social commentary albeit short but it's there

  • @treadlightlyorelse849
    @treadlightlyorelse849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    That had to be the most uncomfortable SNL skit ever made 😬😬😬

  • @goodcitizen7207
    @goodcitizen7207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Isn't it funny that these "men" said "All men are created equal" while owning slaves.

  • @amyharris1871
    @amyharris1871 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    except they forgot to mention that she was 14 years old and he was 44...

  • @dashanerawashington3374
    @dashanerawashington3374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What a sickening skit any skit that pokes fun at slavery is sad…smh

  • @sittiealyssaabutazil5836
    @sittiealyssaabutazil5836 6 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    MAYA RUDOLPH IS LIKE THE BLACK PHOEBE

    • @cairowilson6885
      @cairowilson6885 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      daddyrichten he know what's up he tryna save face. Y'all know she black. She has never identified as white Caucasian or Jewish bruh..lol real talk look at that ass and see what that identifies as..

    • @cairowilson6885
      @cairowilson6885 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Big lips,big breasts,big ass, big nose, big hips, big everything...100% sista aka A princess of the lost tribe of Judah

    • @cairowilson6885
      @cairowilson6885 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      daddyrichten hey bro i dnt see any resemblance of her Caucasian ancestry. You must have just learned about her in the 21st century. As far as idenity goes i agree. I don't identify as a race color or creed I AM AFRICAN AMERICAN Mississippi mudbone to the core. My mother and father are both light skinned but im dark as a white man's past. She forseeably has rich malon in her skin. She had an acne problem growing up too so just to let cha know you can identify yourself as who you want but, black is black. She is forseeably black, she speaks fluent black linguistics, and the daughter of a very famous black woman bruh..its no way around it...

    • @cairowilson6885
      @cairowilson6885 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What do you think rashida jones IDENTIFY as? She doesn't identify as black when she is black..1 drop bro thats it. We as black people can see our likeness in those who are under the impression that they are pure. We see our marks..

    • @cairowilson6885
      @cairowilson6885 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And black women are the most beautiful women on this planet sucka. Deep down inside you lust for your long lost sistas, its cool though but dont everybody? Gotta go..

  • @ernest747
    @ernest747 8 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    bill clinton of the 19th century

    • @rasnac
      @rasnac 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +ernest747 Wasn't Clinton a chubby chaser?

    • @shutterfirestudios6554
      @shutterfirestudios6554 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Clinton didn't rape a 15 year old slave

    • @Dj.Hylanda
      @Dj.Hylanda 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nope!!! Boi do ur homework.

    • @Evelyn-bs9is
      @Evelyn-bs9is 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha

    • @thingfish000
      @thingfish000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      To compare Thomas Jefferson, one of our Founding Fathers, to that philandering horse's ass Billy Clinton, is totally absurd and disrespectful.

  • @sheilapate7604
    @sheilapate7604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Why am I not surprised that my pretend husband is playing this part lol

    • @barnabyaprobert5159
      @barnabyaprobert5159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You were okay with him wearing those breeches which leave *nothing* to the imagination?

  • @mariellletomtom2235
    @mariellletomtom2235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:13
    *Hamilton fans: So you have chosen death*

  • @jesse_cole
    @jesse_cole 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Got four more payments left on this coat.

  • @GretaJohnstongemstone
    @GretaJohnstongemstone 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wait but Hamilton’s wife is named eliza

  • @tragiclifeform347
    @tragiclifeform347 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Oh, he's never actually seen one, but he's heard descriptions, and it drives him crAzy."
    *Dies*

    • @morpheus6749
      @morpheus6749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's mostly because of their horizontal vagina.

  • @FBI-yj9xg
    @FBI-yj9xg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Because it's round and Flat,like Hamilton's wife."
    Me:OH NO YOU DID NOT SAY THAT!

  • @immaware6847
    @immaware6847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Maya Rudolph is #MinnieRiperton 's daughter , that's where she gets her lovely singing voice

  • @bkmaster8495
    @bkmaster8495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I spent 3 hours watching and rewatching this for a college paper on Thomas Jefferson.

    • @NiVi192
      @NiVi192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You got amazing research skills. 🤣

  • @Mahi_1904
    @Mahi_1904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    DID HE JUST CALL MY DEAR ELIZA FLAT AND ROUND?!!! ✨electric chair✨

  • @stacyjpoliticscommunityfai359
    @stacyjpoliticscommunityfai359 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "What time do you get off work?" "Ugggghhhh NEVER!".....LOL