Colonel Angus Comes Home - SNL
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- A southern family (Amy Poehler, Rachel Dratch, Chris Parnell) welcomes the uniquely named Colonel Angus (Christopher Walken) to stay at their Shady Thicket Plantation. [Season 28, 2003]
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"How far south are you going?"
"'Taint really sure."
Just noticed that today.
PJ Kamekona That one left a bad taste in my mouth, but I’ll try to keep a civil tongue in my head.
Oh yeah. He kinda flubbed that one by saying it too early.
:24 "Where?" "Coming down the road, darting in and out of the cotton."
Just now for me after watching it a dozen times!
It's insane this guys taint!
The innuendo starts right from the beginning, "Darting in and out of the cotton".
I didn't get that one. Would you explain?
@@julius_the_python Just think of "the cotton" as pubic hair...
@@JustWasted3HoursHere ahhhhh gotcha. Thank you.
Because, as Groucho once said, "love flies out the door, when money comes innuendo."
"Oooh ooh ooh ooh" also. Brilliant.
I love this skit. Colonel Angus always puts a smile on my face.
Yes most women love to see his shining face that certainly does make them smile! LOL
@@RMMcRae it really does (:
This one cracks me up, especially with the serious deadpan delivery of Christopher Walken.
Could be messy.
I was sad when I learned that Wealthy southerners didn’t drop their R’s en masse until the start of the 20th century. So out of the 3 or so Colonel Anguses none of them were referred to themselves by that name.
I remember my parents watching this episode when I was a kid, and didnt have the slightest clue why it was funny. Years later, this is gold.
I was in my 40’s before I knew what it meant..😂😂
@@TheRiddler_420 Come on....cunnilinguis is performing oral sex on a lady...or a whore.
@@TheRiddler_420 My moms dead. But Im sure she enjoyed getting cunnilinguied in her younger days.
@@TheRiddler_420 Oh,it's okay buddy,you're not even a person,youre a god damn monster. And also a bastard man...🤣🤣 She actually died last year so i cherish any moment to talk about her,even if the context is a bit screwed up.
I was in my 30s watching this with family, including my mother. She didn't get the joke, and I didn't want to "explain" it to her.
She was more annoyed that everyone else was laughing, than that she didn't get the joke. My girl cousin, also in her 30s, later told her in private and my mother was mortified.
Colonel Angus is underrated. Too often he's overshadowed by his cousin Phil Latio.
And nephew Pat McGroin
WHUTTT...
Mind. Blown. Literally.
what about his brother Mike Hunt
And, of course, his grandfather John Vaginalintercourse
"If I overstay my welcome, just tap me on the head." Classic!
“..he rubs me the wrong way. Can’t really put my finger on it” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Christopher Walken at 3:35 "The incident... at BIG BEAVER..." 🤣🤣🤣 I'm DYING!!!
The famous battle cry from the incident at Big Beaver "Two in the pink and one in the stink"
I grew up in the Detroit area...one thing that still makes me snicker is that north of Detroit, on I-75, Big Beaver Rd is exit 69. (nice!)
I heard there was also an incident at Big Beaver dam it was a gusher it was a gusher once she gave out you couldn't control the wetness it's soaked everything
i love that none of them broke character, i do like the glint in Christopher Walkens eyes as he's saying some of his lines, he cracks me up
Can you imagine if Jimmy Fallon or Horatio Sans were in it..... they'd have ruined ANOTHER hilarious skit
Walken was having the time of his life
Remember, walking was also the record producer in that sketch about more cowbell. 😁😁😁👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼🇺🇸
My God, Colonel Angus... NOW I get it!
@@SStupendous Hahaha it makes it all the sweeter when you do, its pretty funny huh
The messenger boy's expression and "Ewwwww!!" are the perfect counter to all the double entendres!! Underrated sketch.
Yes!
The second best sketch is the dick in the box from lonely island omfg those years where amazing
"The pleasure is all mine " nailed it
“Taint really sure.” best. line. ever.
That got no applause but kinda sneaked in there. Good one!
At least 69 percent of the audience didn't get it.
One of the most brilliant SNL sketches ever. Highly underrated, imo.
The quality of the acting takes it to another level. Amy Poehler and Walken in particular.
@wmfivethree ROFL Pete Schweddy!
It's not underrated at all! It's on alot of lists. What are you talking about?
It’s my favorite
Trying to explain to people how this show used to be funny. I’m better off just showing them this bit.
forget double entendre, they have achieved infinite entendre.
One of the greatest skits ever written! Tina Fey and company must have been rolling on the floor in the process! I'd love to hear the references that were deemed too hot to include. A true masterwork of comedy!
I would have added. “When we’re you first introduced to Colonel Angus, mother?”
“When I was just a few years younger than you child. Away at boarding school, one of the matron ladies snuck me out one night, and introduced me to Colonel Angus. It was a delight! I swear I could hardly keep my mind on my school work just thinking about Colonel Angus. Naturally when I told all the other girls about Colonel Angus they want to be introduced as well. And so I did. It was like having the pleasures Colonel Angus all year. Sometime a group of us girls would get together and go down for Colonel Angus and not one of us would come back up till we were satisfied that Colonel Angus couldn’t makes us any happier.”
Now we know where the earthquake skit came from.
I remember seeing this live, and Dratch saying, "we're always happy to see your shining face" was, is, and always will be just about the funniest thing I've heard in my life. It's too perfect
I'm surprised that line didn't get a bigger laugh.
But it wasn't very funny to anyone who has experience with "Colonel Angus" 😂 @@testtalon
oh very clever yui little squirts
@@testtalonthe audience misses a lot of little joke like that though, like, "taint no worrt" and "who is tgis little rosebud"
"Col. Angus, you old carpetbagger!" 😂
Lee Churchill i like how she says"we love seeing your glistening face"
@@danielcallahan4825 shining
Hahahahahaha!!!
always happy to see your shining face!!
That's the only line I didn't like, because it's nothing that a southerner would ever have affectionately called another southerner at that point in history. Don't bother pointing out that this is nitpicking. I am well aware.
Christopher Walken is so handsome even dressed as Colonel Angus. This is one of the best written SNL sketches ever. So hilariously funny, double entendre at its finest.
Walken & Steve Martin are the greatest guest hosts ever . They bring such great characters that they carry them over when they next host. The Continental & Theodoric of Yorick are just a riot !😀
Ya money does that
Too bad he jumped too soon and made us miss the TAINT joke.
@@tedszweb52685
Wasn’t CW also in the cow bell skit?
Hardly any one laughs at one of the BEST jokes at 2:00, "Colonel Angus, we're always happy to see your shining face." Also, "Taint really sure" at 2:15.
I felt the line at two was said wrong and should have been head, face makes no sense for the innuendo they were going for
@@JachAnen You don't make sense.
Jan Christoffersen I'm not sure you know how Colonel Angus works.
@@CanItAlready That's what I was trying to say.
Solid.
I like how Amy Poehler pronounces the name a little more like the word (after Rachel Dratch says it the first time), as if to give the audience a hint, which they do pick up on. This is a master work from start to finish. All hail Tina Fey.
I think Rachel Dratch almost lost it at that moment.
Yeah, Rachel Dratch had to pronounce it a certain way due to the censors I guess.
@@Fletchman1313 Oh, she absolutely did, lol. You can see her almost smile and fiddle with her glasses.
Tap me on the head 😂
@@jeffreyvenier3245lmfao!
Tina Fey, you genius writer you.
Love Tina.. but this was actually Jimmy Fallon and Steve Higgins... who also wrote “Soaking Cork”
@@GavinMcCollum Hey, thanks for the tip on the "soaking cork" skit. I just watched it and I'm still crying from laughter. For anyone else, here it is: th-cam.com/video/Deqx-Xb-yHY/w-d-xo.html
@@JustWasted3HoursHere That's too funny, I followed a link in the comments from there to here
@@GavinMcCollum no, Tina wrote it. Chris Parnell has talked about it in interviews
This was Tina Fey 100% even without proper writing creds it so obvious Tina’s dirty ass mind would write this genius skit lol. Fallon is a wank.
"Colonel Angus, it's always great to see your shiny face"! lol
Shining
“Little rosebud” very nice. Good to know Hearst’s pet name still resonates.
Little "rosebud" ? People missed that one!
MultiSkyman1 yeah they did. They missed a few.
“The pleasure is all mine”
Hey clue me in where in the movie is that?
If I remember right it was Orson Welles dig at William Randolph Hearst. In Orson’s movie “Citizen Cane” (Which was inspired by Hearst) Rosebud referred to Cane’s childhood Sled.....but rumor has it that “rosebud” was Hearst nickname for his wife’s vagina. Needless to say Hearst did not like Welles.
@@jritter1 Exactly!
I owned the SNL best of Christopher Walken DVD as a teenager (and still do) and remember thinking that this sketch was the pinnacle of modern comedy. 16 years later I'm still laughing
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The incident at big beaver part got me weak. This is hilarious.
It's impressive how nearly every phrase has some innuendo. "Darting in and out of the cotton" "Your shining face" 😅
“We’ll call you when it’s time to eat, Enel!” Lol they line always catches me off guard. Gotta have that comma!
The whole "Enel" beat almost ruins the sketch for me. That's just reaching, which none of the other jokes do.
@@tomshea8382 "Tap me on the head" was reaching. That one actually fit.
You'd have to be one cunning linguist to write these.
good one xD
Yeah, cunning linguists know exactly what women like.
Tina Fey wrote this skit, So the credit goes to her
That's a great ANALysis on your behalf
Or a Master Debater.
One of the most genius sketches I've ever watched in SNL
@Aaron D. Digby, Sr. This and Sofa King Mattresses
It was great almost 20 years ago and still is great. Just watched it again. Colonel Angus continues to be underrated. Might be that some people don't have a taste for that type of comedy.
Lost it when Rachel said "we're always happy to see your shining face."
The slow trickle of laughter from the audience as they get it one by one
Thats why she's his little rosebud lol
Rachel Dratch is amazing
Classic SNL, innuendo as far as the eye can see, brilliant.
In YOUR endo!
"Just tap me on the head" - killed it :D
I remember watching this as a kid and not understanding it AT ALL
Be happy for your innocent childhood! 😊
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I know how that is. I was a huge Madonna fan growing up and I asked my mom, “mom, what’s a virgin?” (Obviously cuz I had been singing Madonna’s hit song “Like a Virgin”). I think I thought it was about your first kiss). 🤣 Dammit I don’t remember what she said (and she can’t either) but I’m sure it was funny knowing her!! Lol Ahhh, childhood innocence...gotta love it. 💜
When I was in third grade, a boy told me that babies come from the father putting his foot in the mother’s vagina. What’s worse, I believed it!
@@yaelfeder9042 Well, sure, if he stepped in a bucket of Jizz.
THIS IS #MAGA COUNTRY 🤣🤣🤣🤢
“Im not sure… has been a long time since Colonel Angus has been around here in these parts!” 😂😂😂😂
That incident at Big Beaver probably led to some... _discharges_
Sanity Sold Separately you know it 😉
Sanity Sold Separately yes, I imagine there were many dishonorable ones...
Probably lead to a dishonorable discharge...
Some sailors and seamen were also discharged
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh. My. Gosh. YES!!
"Taint really sure"....HAHA!
Two of the greatest SNL skits ever ( the more Cowbell being the other ) and Christopher Walken was in both of them. His stiff delivery on his lines made them even more hilarious.
he does that cuz he never likes to memorize lines. he reads in scene.. like Brando
Don’t forget Sofa Kings Furniture-it’s Sofa King cheap!
And the Beauty and the Beast skit... 😂
"TAINT really sure" slew me 💀
".... you ol' carpet-bagger!' 😀😀😀
I have to come watch this every so often. Pure genius.
Back again
So true...... You can never really get your fill of Colonel Angus. You'se got to return to go find him every now and again, even if that means maneuvering through the heat and humidity of TH-cam, fighting off all resistance, until you can lay your head in the warm embrace of Shady Thicket. Then you will know you can get reacquainted with Colonel Angus. He truly is an acquired taste. 😉
I had to hear "Colonel Angus" 4 or 5 times before I got it. Now I can't stop laughing.
This sketch and Cork Soakers are some of the funiest SNL has produced!
I just watched the Cork Soakers bit and it made me think of this, two classics.
This sketch just turned 20 and is one of the most memorable ones this show has ever produced. Sure, there were a lot of great recurring segments over the years, but as one-offs go, this takes the cake.
One off? Must need to change Col. Angus’ technique.
Hits it right on the button.
An absolutely brilliantly conceived, written and executed sketch. All hail the author Tina Fey!
“Are you ladies out here talkin’ about Colonel Angus??” 🤣
It's a wonder the NBC censors didn't go crazy over this skit! The double entendres are amazing!
They couldn't, because Rachel Dratch pronounces it the 'right' way. :P
Tina brilliantly kicks it off in such deliberate fashion. No waiting, no wondering. "I'm going to string together dialogue in this entire scene with one purpose".
"How far south are you headed Colonel Angus?"
"Tain't really sure." XD
Jayce Johnson , what is taint?
4:15: The look on Jeff Richards's face is priceless!
"Dartin' in and out of the cotton." Haha, nice foreshadowing.
fluttering down the road , darting in and out of the cotton
It's the maturity and refinement that makes the humor of SNL work...
This is my favorite SNL skit.
“I suffered a great injury to my jaw”
I love the bow at the end. It’s like “yep, we just did a 5 minute sketch about conalingus.” One of my favorite sketches ever.
*cunnulingus.
@@lebbo88 cunnilingus
To this day, I still cry laughing at this! Honestly, the Colonel Angus sketch is one of the funniest and most cleverly written sketches in the SNL canon. My co-workers and I used to try to recite some of the lines at work and we could never do it without breaking up.
Christopher Walken is priceless!
I,always look firward to his time on SNL, he always delivers!
"Are you ladies out here talking about Colonel Angus?!"
"If I over stay my welcome just tap me on my head" best innuendo LOL
“I like the heat, the humidity.” Dirtiest sentence ever said on TV.
I was waiting for them to say "it can get a wee bit musty"
No..it was from leave it to beaver...when the wife said "ward, you were a little rough on the Beaver last night"...
@Mcbeg33
I think @4:12 "if anyone is looking for Enil Angus, to come knockin' at the rear entrance of 'Shaddy Thickets' " is much dirtier than anything ever said on L&O: SVU
One of SNLs edgiest skits. Every line is loaded
Good god that is a master-piece for the ages.
Andrew: God is a master-piece of an immaculate rapist and don't you forget to thank thy Lordeth Jesus Chrysler that you im eben here on this buutiffuul spinning insane asylum and something or other defect in the overall usability and user friendly interface and the Dongaloid and my goddamn intarsd encephalitic vajayjay dealyboplaza and the other mind defuncting calm-trails are effectively affecting your brainbox to the nth degree and the meth injection in your unit don't help according to Yelp©®™
BRAVO to Poehler, Dratch, Parnell, Walken, Rudolph, & Jeff Richards for not breaking!
"I suffered a great injury to my jaw." ROFL!
One of the best skits in SNL history! 😂
Colonel Angus, the pleasure is all mine
"We'll call you when it's time to eat, Anal".
That skit and its cousin "Cork Soakers" the best SNL !
C.Walken makes every skit better
"We'll call you when it's time to eat, Enil" 💀
Every single line of this is pure poetry!
"I never really cared much for Colonel Angus. He rubbed me the wrong way." --> I literally couldn't stop laughing for a whole minute.
I was lucky enough to to be walking down the hall towards 8H at 30 Rock and met Tina Fey in that most famous hallway leading to the famed studio. Looking at all the 100's of "stills" from all of the classic sketches covering the walls, I mentioned to Tina that my favorite sketch didn't seem to be immortalized on those walls. She asked what my favorite sketch was and I mentioned "the colonel angus sketch". She let me know that it was one of her favorites to write and wondered as well why that one was not represented anywhere in those halls. I think she complained to NBC about it later..!! (LOL)
she should have said, "I can't quite remember, can't quite put my figer on it."
One of the funniest SNL sketches ever!
"Im headed down south"
Colonel Angus and Bruce Dickenson (Cowbell producer) were two of the best characters on SNL. Love Christopher Walken.
F*cking genius writing and acting execution; one of the top five best ever SNL sketches. G*d Bless Lorne Michaels & Tina Fey.
"Deep down cunnilingus is very sweet"
I just lost my lunch.
"Colonel Angus....you old *carpet* *bagger* ."
Ha!
“You old carpet bagger” is what broke me.
"Ride into town and tell the postmaster that if anyone is lookin' for Enil Angus, to come knockin' at the rear entrance of Shady Thicket."
"Ewww."
I don't recall that cast member ever coming back after this sketch.
Apparently the farm-boy is Jeff Richards, had no clue...
@@ZarkowsWorld I thought he was funny. He did the first drunk girl routine that I can remember. I don't think I saw him after SNL.
Haha, yeah. I was smiling at all the puns, but that cracked me up.
What is Shady Thicket a reference to? That was the one reference I don’t think I caught 😅
how. did they get. christopher walken. to do. this. sketch.
imagine the pitch meeting for this skit...
Christopher Walken is not known to be picky about his roles. Hell, the guy was in the live action version of The Country Bears.
I can. Colonel Angus what is a good time?. Six o'clock and down south.
The pitch meeting went like this:
"You're going to play a character named Colonel Angus..."
"HA! I love it."
Christopher Walken is a swell guy lol he's exceptionally kind and has a good sense of humor.
Kidding me? Walken has a history of making GOLD-@ss skits on SNL! Cowbell? (only going down as the best skit EVER)..."The Continental" sketches? They are AMAZING! Walken knows comedy!
chris parnell is unbelievably underrated
Parnell never broke character ever
That was a masterpiece idk how any of them didn't break character
Professional actors doing what they’re supposed to.
It was said that Colonel Angus went by Italy, and he met the cork soakers.
Did the audience really miss the "rosebud" and the conversation that followed? Come on people, that was GOLD!
If it was a reference to “Citizen Kane” it was easy to miss.
Okay, so someone else *did* notice. xD
@@Slopmaster Do you not seriously know what a rosebud is? Could be a reference to a clitoris or if a chick gets fucked too much in the bum her arsehole telescopes outward, so to speak.
@@Slopmaster It's normal for men to miss it...
Somethin' smells fishy at Shady Thickett!
"You old carpetbagger!" Learned about that in S.C. History!
Every time I watch Colonel Angus it always gives me a chuckle.
Oh God! This is good! Very good! The lack of expression on Colonel Angus is the best thing. If laughing could kill I would gone for a long time!
Carla Lopes that's tipical from Christopher Walken. You can see he's also reading the scripts beside the camera as usual in snl sketches. But he's brilliant keeping his coolness just like any of his characters. Search for interviews with him and you'll see his real coolness. Also look for 'census', 'continental', 'gardening' in snl sketches where he plays major role
tmsaskg *typical
*keeping his cool
The "your shining face" line is the most under-appreciated in the sketch, if you ask me.
The Rosebud line is brilliant!
I almost missed the rather subtle exchange, "How far South are you headed, Colonel Angus"? and his reply "Taint really sure". 🤣Lots of sexual innuendo that might be missed on the first viewing: Carpet, rosebud, taint, rear entrance, shady thicket, Big Beaver, etc.
I can honestly say this is hands down the funniest skit ever on snl.
Tina Fey is a comedy writing genius
Love her Womba sketch!
The bow at the end. So sophisticated.
The best skit ever. And the only time SNL named a character Melinda. Thank you Tina Fey !
"Colonel Angus might not smell like a bed of roses."
Gross, but so true!
the yellowfin rose of adjacent to buttstink don't smell like perfume deep in the tuna cavern
No it smells like tuna fish .. Jesus it tastes like it too.
@Daniel Treadwell Or the GF just doesn't wash her snatch or has an infection.
Oddly Colonel Angus smells somewhat worse when he's Enell Angus.
@@derekanderson9549 if it smells like fish she needs to go to the doctor lmao....
i remember watching this with my parents when i was 13 and not knowing why they were cracking up laughing....
“Cracking up,” haha!
One of the best sketches ever.
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