He Dumped His Wife In and She Wasn't Ready! - E83

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    00:00 Welcome back, Captains!
    00:36 Today's Feature: The Wife Dump!
    01:46 She wasn't even remotely ready
    03:12 Husband finally gets onto the boat and rescues her
    03:56 Stuffin' it.
    04:21 I've seen flies struggle less in spider webs
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  • @angielover100
    @angielover100 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Why are you blurring out the faces? Isn’t this a PUBLIC boat launch? Very annoying.

    • @CreditCardCaptain
      @CreditCardCaptain  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      Minor. 🤡 you’re very anoyying

    • @angielover100
      @angielover100 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@CreditCardCaptain so what? It’s not like you’re creeping outside a junior high school. 🙄🤪

    • @epicdema
      @epicdema 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      😂😂😂 People just complain about everything nowadays. Could give them the universe and still would complain.

    • @vancity2349
      @vancity2349 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      There is no expectation of privacy in public...

    • @HU1212ICAN3
      @HU1212ICAN3 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Why are you so focused on seing who it is? Seems kinda creepy. Of all the things you can complain about and you make it about respecting someones privacy? Maybe they requested him to blur her out?

  • @curly213
    @curly213 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    Dude, please put out more videos. You by far have the best boat ramp videos. Even better than Miami boat ramps

    • @TheDougnationis60
      @TheDougnationis60 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I totally agree! He’s the best!!

    • @michaelking42
      @michaelking42 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I agree.

    • @bks252
      @bks252 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Agree totally. Your narration voice is perfect!

  • @heatherhillman9605
    @heatherhillman9605 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I love the daughter telling the dad mom wasn’t ready….over and over again!!!

  • @TheMrTopman
    @TheMrTopman 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    The family should take a boating safety class

  • @matty6212
    @matty6212 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I've had something similar happen. Launched my boat and had my wife take the lines while I backed it up. My wife had the line in hand, and I launched it. Next thing I know, I look back and my boat is floating into another boat on the dock. I'm always pretty uptight at the ramp, lots to look out for and if you aren't efficient others will chew your head off. Anyway, I get out of the truck hot headed and yelling at my wife asking "WTF is going on?! Pull the boat in!!!". She holds the end of the rope. It was never tied to the cleat on the boat. I think my head exploded at that point. My boat hit another one at the dock, he wanted my insurance information to pay for damages. It was a pain to get the boat back to the dock since it was just floating around in very heavy current. And did I mention my mother in law was there too? First time taking her out on the boat. I'm sure she loved seeing me flipping out on her daughter. Fast forward to today, we are at a marina - and still happily married.

  • @Vegascadillac
    @Vegascadillac 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This is by far the best boat channel on TH-cam!

  • @mulletover3832
    @mulletover3832 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    My dad always insisted that my mom could operate the boat by herself - mostly so he could drink, but it was still a good idea.

  • @jumpingjeffflash9946
    @jumpingjeffflash9946 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I love the aerial shot of the ramp, it gives a great perspective of the ramps and that dock you usually film from. Nice to see some new content from you CCC. I was stationed down at Homestead AFB in the early 90's and got out a few weeks before Andrew rearranged S.Florida.

  • @Travelinmatt1976
    @Travelinmatt1976 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    He didn't even look at her. He's probably one of those guys who walks in front of his wife at the mall and never looks back to make sure she's still there.

    • @peter2liter
      @peter2liter 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That's because she isn't. She done got lost in the shoe department preoccupied with the strings.

  • @wnmech6495
    @wnmech6495 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Welcome back Credit Card Captain I’ve missed your videos

  • @paulfox3532
    @paulfox3532 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    He seems like a real peach.

  • @johndenicola12678
    @johndenicola12678 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    If we see an article about this couple in the news I won’t be surprised 😂😂😂

  • @dixiemay1996
    @dixiemay1996 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Husbands first task after our purchase of a boat was operating instructions in case he fell ill.

    • @davidjames5727
      @davidjames5727 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Exactly, on day 1 I started teaching my wife EVERYTHING about our boat, and instructed her, if something happens to me ie. i'm sick/fall in/jump in to save a drowning person....whatever it is...she was now the Captain !!!! And around when my daughter turned 12-13, instructed her the same, and yes she knew how to handle a boat by then!

  • @mattbrown5511
    @mattbrown5511 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Good way to make sure you have a nice, quiet, and relaxing day on the boat every time you take it out in the future. The reason is that mom and kiddo will be at home.

  • @agould53
    @agould53 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bro, your dry humor is friggin hilarious.

    • @nitehawk86
      @nitehawk86 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Gotta have dry humor when you are on the water... or something like that.

  • @terranhealer
    @terranhealer หลายเดือนก่อน

    I come for the double entendres but stay for the views and captain humor

  • @raymaulder7383
    @raymaulder7383 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Another great video CCC. Like all narcisists he wouldn`t know that he did anything wrong.
    That cut in the middle of her chest must have hurt.

  • @justwatchingyoutube3285
    @justwatchingyoutube3285 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The Sail Away dub killed me!!!

    • @CreditCardCaptain
      @CreditCardCaptain  2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Made me chuckle every time I watch it.

  • @SuperChicken666
    @SuperChicken666 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He's gonna have to listen to that all the way out to the island, all the way home, and for the rest of his life.

  • @dougweymer1832
    @dougweymer1832 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love these videos, man we’ve all had these days on the ramp. I’m just glad you weren’t there. Lol. Doc Mcstuffins is my favorite out of this one.

  • @tommywood9221
    @tommywood9221 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Great vid capt 😂😂love your work

  • @michaelking42
    @michaelking42 หลายเดือนก่อน

    One way to start a fun day out on the water! Hahaha

  • @julieparrish1364
    @julieparrish1364 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yeah dude,your the Bob Ross of boat ramps😂😂😂Im hooked

  • @ManCaverTools
    @ManCaverTools 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's that time of the year to watch Credit card Captain!!

  • @jeffrandolf5673
    @jeffrandolf5673 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Your ability to catch this was brilliant. As far as what he did to his wife... I'm speechless...

  • @corej25
    @corej25 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love the drone shots lol

  • @KevinJohnson-ge5xs
    @KevinJohnson-ge5xs หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thank you for the count! I was doing exactly the same with the cap.

  • @Jim-bw8jo
    @Jim-bw8jo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    These videos are great. Your commentary is awesome. Keep making these please

  • @moc4759
    @moc4759 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Keep um coming brother. your videos are the best boat ramp vids...great commentary as always.

  • @kennythomas1107
    @kennythomas1107 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You got yourself a drone…..just makes the awesome content better. He should’ve taught wifey how to crank and run that boat properly on week one of owning it, in case of an emergency or exactly what happened today.😅

  • @SuperMattb17
    @SuperMattb17 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    lol...bet there was a boat for sale that night.

  • @user-bh7bi4bu1t
    @user-bh7bi4bu1t 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That was freaking hilarious

  • @JosieWilson-ip5le
    @JosieWilson-ip5le หลายเดือนก่อน

    Im the chick with the baby goat at the ramp that day! I was hoping this particular incident made the cut!

  • @marthadavis2810
    @marthadavis2810 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I look forward to seeing you again, soon. I check N. Causeway often. 👍

  • @lennycottingham
    @lennycottingham 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Your commentary should be pay for view...its hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @rickyjeansonne9159
    @rickyjeansonne9159 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is why you get your shit together before backing down the ramp!!!

  • @CaptainRon1913
    @CaptainRon1913 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Took the fam to a restaurant on the lake in our 17ft Whaler. Pulled up to the dock, handed a dock line to the dock guy. He tied a perfect cleat hitch. Far end of the cleat, round the horn, flip line, done. I was so impressed I tipped him 10 bucks. Told him he was the first person I've seen all summer that didn't tie up a 4 inch thick clump of rope on a dock cleat.

  • @xiaobiz
    @xiaobiz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thumbs up for some good tips when you're approaching the dock.

  • @jasonvenesky2438
    @jasonvenesky2438 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Why’d ya do that, dad?”😅

  • @Babyboomer_59
    @Babyboomer_59 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1, 2, 3, 4 .......10 that thing ain't going nowhere LOL

  • @riverakers
    @riverakers 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I looked at that boat ramp and said no way buddy.Off to Edgewater I went.

  • @bassgirl4962
    @bassgirl4962 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The hubby is at fault for not teaching his wife how to operate the boat.
    Not all women are like me..I can back any trailer.. trailer & dock without trouble. ..after 50 + years of boating!
    Love..love..love your channel. Please post more videos this summer.❤

  • @normwetherbee3403
    @normwetherbee3403 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1. I'm not sure the good samaritan was any better than she was but Hey... any port in a storm right?
    2. Does anyone in Florida know how to loop a dock line?
    3. The proper way to do this if she doesn't know how to do the backing in or starting the boat is for him to back it in then GET OUT OF THE TRUCK AND GET IN THE BOAT to unchain, unstrap, lower the motor, start it, and start backing in reverse while she pulls the truck straight out and parks it. That'll only work though if she can bear to lower the window and turn down the Florida Georgia Line song that's blasting on the radio so she can hear him when he says GO. Him sitting in the truck while he finishes his smoke is hilarious.
    4. I don't blame you for blocking the daughter's face...kids can't pick their parents.
    5. There's a way to do this if one partner can't grasp the physics... have him or her do the things they're good at and practice a couple times at a ramp that's not packed. We did this for 28 years with a 22 foot Sea Ray and after a year or so we could put it in the water in less than 90 seconds and pull it out in about two minutes....TOPS. It isn't that hard to learn "Ramp Edicate".

  • @kevindavis4351
    @kevindavis4351 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That dad messed up. You know it gets bad when the kids says, "Dad, why would you do that?"

  • @livinnauti
    @livinnauti 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I hate premature launches!😂😂

  • @tommyluke6407
    @tommyluke6407 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I have had a few pre-mature launches , just not at the boat ramp🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

  • @jerseymurphy3612
    @jerseymurphy3612 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    another great video always top notch

  • @WizardOfWhoopee
    @WizardOfWhoopee 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Forgot to mention the Pontoon PEZ dispenser. Nice, 90, in March! It dropped back to 30 here. We'll start getting our boats ready in April.

  • @karenfyhr2363
    @karenfyhr2363 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Husband seemed like a real winner and both looked inexperienced in boating

  • @tlukins
    @tlukins 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    CCC has a drone? Nice intro to the boat ramp. But you are always film a gem!

  • @Dhi-fe5eu
    @Dhi-fe5eu หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Why wouldn’t you get the bumpers in place and the battery turned on before you even begin to back the boat up.

  • @BroJerHWG
    @BroJerHWG 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    😂😂😂😂😂.... and he has to go home with her.😂😂😂😂😂.

  • @user-mh4xc9wi6b
    @user-mh4xc9wi6b 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Love it! where have you been hiding all winter?

    • @CreditCardCaptain
      @CreditCardCaptain  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I tried to get some footage but no boats

  • @boathousejoed1126
    @boathousejoed1126 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Please people,take a boating course and don't be afraid to ask questions.

  • @normwetherbee3403
    @normwetherbee3403 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Somebody got a drone!

  • @shortaybrown
    @shortaybrown 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Haha! Nice vid!
    I expect more videos from you soon, and I’m talking dead serious.

  • @petermiddo
    @petermiddo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Why the hell wasn't the battery turned on before they hit the ramp? Mind you, husband of the year when he lets wifey take the pull line.

  • @cwaysvt6138
    @cwaysvt6138 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hey Capt, ready for your videos to be more frequent as the season warms up!

  • @davebrunson125
    @davebrunson125 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The cleats in the middle are for "Spring Lines"

  • @945hilo
    @945hilo หลายเดือนก่อน

    One way to get rid of your boat and wife 😂

  • @sgtwrench69
    @sgtwrench69 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It's the best place to sit and drink a 6-pack

  • @drkwlsk
    @drkwlsk 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That would be her last boat ride!

  • @bks252
    @bks252 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    Amazing how many guys don’t teach their wife or kids how to operate the boat. I started my daughter when she was around 10 or 11. She can drive it off and on the trailer and does a decent job of docking. Wife can get the batteries on and get back to the dock if need be. What happens if that dude has a heart attack out there?

  • @jimpomac
    @jimpomac หลายเดือนก่อน

    It appears that in most US states, no license is required to operate a boat. No training, even the most basic. Life jackets, even for children also seem to be optional rather than mandatory. This makes for some entertaining videos but I imagine in comes at a cost !

  • @JonDoe-cg4mr
    @JonDoe-cg4mr 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Disney cruise only wraps 3 times around

  • @JohnMatrixOfficial
    @JohnMatrixOfficial 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Sometimes that's how you learn em.

  • @americantaxpayer4551
    @americantaxpayer4551 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I say blame goes 50-50. The guy should have checked if she was ready. But the daughter was on the dock. The guy looked back and probably assumed they were good to go. The wife should have already thrown her the line to hold.

  • @trumpdesantis243
    @trumpdesantis243 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wow this is a TH-cam genre now ? I'm going to start a channel filming Walmart parking lot and narrate it.

  • @edgardner8539
    @edgardner8539 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Maybe he was working on a trial separation

  • @thomasfreund7509
    @thomasfreund7509 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dose noone in the States use any fender ?

  • @skipmars7979
    @skipmars7979 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    cleat hitch video would be good for them.

  • @TheCactusjack1
    @TheCactusjack1 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    He came in too fast and left her adrift, probably not the first time, or last time.

  • @SlapOfReality
    @SlapOfReality 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:33 Aaaaaaaaand…..that’s why you should keep a paddle on your boat

    • @fastwin493
      @fastwin493 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A paddle is legal required equipment for all boats, to begin with! She should have known that & there should have been one in the boat! She should have known to get it out & start using it... assuming they followed the law and actually had one onboard? 😮

    • @SlapOfReality
      @SlapOfReality 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@fastwin493 that’s what I said

  • @jeffrandolf5673
    @jeffrandolf5673 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    03:40 "And you can enjoy the moment." Whose voice is that? That sounded weird...

  • @josephmellone1269
    @josephmellone1269 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I don't understand why these people don't do all that before they put their boat in the water batteries on and ready to start the boat before you even get to the water

  • @BassBashin
    @BassBashin 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Just swim out there and get the boat be a man!

  • @mattdavis7558
    @mattdavis7558 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    👍🤙

  • @Joey_Randazzo
    @Joey_Randazzo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It’s scary to think these are the idiots that are out on the water with no experience. It’s a city full of drunk drivers on the streets.

  • @jerryscray1789
    @jerryscray1789 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My wife can launch and load by herself took her to the launch and taught her

  • @budm9982
    @budm9982 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Momma did better than Dad.

  • @leonardfleming723
    @leonardfleming723 หลายเดือนก่อน

    😂

  • @Will-nl6il
    @Will-nl6il 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Pretty embarrassing dude. Should consider bowling instead.

  • @Jim-jh79fb
    @Jim-jh79fb 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Is that what you call grounds for boating divorce 😅

  • @easttexasengineering3489
    @easttexasengineering3489 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You need to be a professional narrator. I still laugh my a$$ off when you use the term butts to nuts when you see two men on a jet ski.

  • @imaPirate420
    @imaPirate420 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    GBTHV right?

  • @Cashcrop54
    @Cashcrop54 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That was a good one. My dad would have been overboard if he did that. Thanks CCC! All your videos are well worth the time.

  • @757WhiteRice
    @757WhiteRice 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2024....

  • @jerryvogel6588
    @jerryvogel6588 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Can’t tie a knot, tie a lot😝

  • @larag4646
    @larag4646 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Ladies, if it's a boat you go out on all of the time, take the initiative and learn how to operate the boat. Don't be okay with being clueless.

  • @mark33328
    @mark33328 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Why are we blurring in public. Very annoying.

  • @raphaelbussy6482
    @raphaelbussy6482 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You should start to have voice recording of people watching your videos. Your comments are such on the dot. How are you not laughing when filming this.....

  • @zedsodead
    @zedsodead หลายเดือนก่อน

    This dude needs to get another hobby.

  • @user-sf9pq5ox7w
    @user-sf9pq5ox7w หลายเดือนก่อน

    Is this a sex ed video?

  • @chud327
    @chud327 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    love the droneage...