My dear fellow Americans, In the spirit of lightheartedness, let us not overlook a small reminder on the path of knowledge: that our friend, Tectone, once held the notion that the great conflict of World War II belonged to the 1800s. With enduring affection, Franklin D. Roosevelt 32nd President of the United States
Its so strange listening to Tectone talk about how he's working on having a kid. I'm a 32 year old dude and my first is about to pop out any second. I was trying to delay it as long as possible but the missus gets what the missus wants! Pretty excited of course, but I'm gonna miss my vidya game time!
The obvious best choice for superpower that no one ever thinks of is the power to materialize a thought..... Want to go fast? Think about it. Want to erase time? Think about it. Want money? Think about it. Want to assemble a raid of competent players in classic wow? Ok, I'm not sure a superpower would accomplish that task but you know what I'm saying!
23:10 this is exactly what my dad did - he even went as far as telling me about Santa and all the other kid stuff early because “if he knows the truth at least he will be prepared for what’s to come” My mom was the sheltering one so I got to experience both sides of the coin and I can tell you from experience THANK GOD FOR MY DAD!!!!
But does it really matter? I grew up under parents with the same experience ur mom gave you and i dont think that it would have changed anyhing in my life if i knew santa didnt exist from the start on. But now looking back into my childhood, i like it that it was real in my mind for some time because it didnt match the world around it and it got me to dreaming ig
It's so nice to listen to a conversation between two(balding) absolute ALPHA MALE gamer philosophers without having that short long-haired dude interrupting on occasion.
best super power is objectively telekinesis moving things with your mind is basically having the power do edit everything in the universe with maybe just a few exceptions like time and gravity (at least directly) you could rearrange sub atomic particles, make yourself and whoever you want indestructible, forever young and healthy, boost your physical capacities, go anywhere, move whole galaxies. Also, moving things with your mind is applying a force and having action without reaction which makes you a source of infinite energy. it basically gives you the tools to have almost any other super power you can think of.
if parenting is the most important job in the world... REALITY CHECK: there's no boss, there's no human resources, there's no getting fired, the customer isn't allowed to have an opinion because you're 10x bigger than they are
A super power if I have a date, time, and location I could astral project and see what happens during a certain amount of time. So much flexibility to either confirm monster sightings or murder cases that have gone cold.
39:06 I use a derma stamp (not roller) and it does actually work. I use it to reduce scars instead of hair growth but I have a scar on my forehead and part of the scar is near my hairline. When I stamp that part near my hairline, new hair grows in that area. It’s kind of unintended for me but it does work
Its always nice to see Asmon and Bootleg Asmon talk to each other. Btw aparently there's a woman in this podcast too, can't wait to see her takes on things.
P3's romance system was meant to be like "junk food" where you start a relationship with every girl and that's it... It's much less emphasized and not as well done as the new games. In the new games they make you really feel like you're starting a relationship and even "punish" you if you cheat on your girlfriend, but in this P3 remake they still keep a lot of the DNA of the old game. I just hope that in P6 they evolve the relationships so that you continue to interact with the person you started the relationship with.
Sounds a bit like Tectone mainly wants a kid to have someone to play console with. Earlier, they talked about being a parent is the most important job. 😅
Tectone, you should visit China some time. I can tell you from personal experience as a white guy myself, I was treated as a king there because the Chinese generally stereotype white people as rich foreigners and I got the best service no matter where I went, and everyone was very friendly.
I'm kind of ignorant on this, but wouldn't the 'hair looking better when you've not showered for a while' just be because of the natural oils? Don't long-haired gals and beauty people just replicate that by treating their hair with stuff after they wash it?
1:11:11 My mother send me to a Christian school just to learn about religion, and Christianity was by far the biggest one. The school had a special child bible with more simplistic stories, from wich the teacher would read 1 story a day to us
If you don’t already know then there’s really no explaining it to you. It’s healthcare that women need to prevent having to take care of a baby they don’t want. For instance if she gets raped.
I'll be honest, if you are really purchasing an OF where they dont even do full n00d, then you really gotta rethink your life. I could *probably* understand buying OF for women who do full n00d, but if not that, then hell nah
The only real issue I find with berserk is that, (and maybe it is beacuse I have only gotten past the arc where the berserker armor gets introduced) it gets to a point where it is WAY too dark, like too much gore and suffering and graping and death and corruption and whatnot, and Guts KEEPS suffering and everything KEEPS going wrong, but he's too angry to die.... to the point where it gets kinda monotonous and you get sorta disensitized since it just feels like at some point its just shock value after shock value, that COULD be the point maybe the idea is to make you feel tired that the world is so messed up, but personally it got to be ae bit boring after a while, maybe it picks up again, but it seemed as if it was a formula of "horrible shit happens, everyone is sad "insert gorey or sexual stuff", Guts arrives and kills abunch of demons in a badass way and gets so fucked up he SHOULD obviously be dead, but isn't beacuse he's too angry, he suffers some more, he gets back up and then more horrible shit happens.... and Puck and Isidro do some dumb shit" rinse and repeat. I'll try to read more but I was just wondering when would the main thing we care about, the godhand and griffith would continue to be actually developed in a way that's relevant to Guts and the crew
The best superpower is : Cell from dbz, why is better than goku ? because cell can regenerate and stay alive in outer space + can use gokus and all his friend's abilities. If that doesn`t count the teleport from Jumper is great.
You can't ask a person that doesn't have a kid what they would do with them. Your reaction to your own child is way different than reacting to others. You can teach and prepare them not just throw them to the wolves.
Asmon vs Tectone would be like Goku vs Vegeta. Teccy is louder, is more ambitious and trains harder but Asmon would come out on top because he gets stronger the more people attempt to beat him down.
I'm not gonna lie, when emi goes missing me and asmon go out of control. We need her back.
i'll peg you tonight if that's alright with you
Bring EmiLimiter back 😅😅
2 Bald men arguing, new title.
We love you teccy
The world is healing
Emiru is out taking clock-reading lessons
My dear fellow Americans,
In the spirit of lightheartedness, let us not overlook a small reminder on the path of knowledge: that our friend, Tectone, once held the notion that the great conflict of World War II belonged to the 1800s.
With enduring affection,
Franklin D. Roosevelt
32nd President of the United States
Audio listeners wouldn't have known Emi was missing if they didn't mention it
Oh yeah they would
True
Well, her voice is... present I would say so it wouldn't go unnoticed😅
Finally an Episode of Bald and Balder
Hello, fellow dark and darker player 🎩
Dont let them make you forget that Tectone thought world war 2 was in the 1800's
Upvoted because I refuse to let them ever forget!!!!
he also forgot about FDR when he mentioned no one won 3 elections, funny guy
Never forget!!!!
This meme needs to die
So basically a normal podcast episode
Post more fish content 😡
Emi saying “Uhm” and covering her face like an anime girl is very crucial to the podcast
so donald trump won and now emiru left the podcast
She got deported by Trump.
Yeah real and true (real [true])
Good job commenting the opening line of the video
If that's the reason she's an idiot.
I think she from Kansas probably wanted trump
Bald vs Baldy this is going to be an all out brawl
they should make a gameshow called Bald vs Baldy
What's amazing about this ep is that Emiru had as much time speaking as she did in the last one 😂
I really appreciate two bald kings alligning. We need more bald collaboration and more bald acceptance in this world.
Now it's just the Eggs Podcast.The Eggs being the two bald men arguing
That's means emiru is the meat
Don't let emi being gone make you forget that she didn't know how to read a clock
Its so strange listening to Tectone talk about how he's working on having a kid. I'm a 32 year old dude and my first is about to pop out any second. I was trying to delay it as long as possible but the missus gets what the missus wants! Pretty excited of course, but I'm gonna miss my vidya game time!
I'm sure he just doesn't want to be too old when he does have one. I mean he doesn't even have a partner so it'll be awhile 🤷 anyways
The obvious best choice for superpower that no one ever thinks of is the power to materialize a thought.....
Want to go fast? Think about it.
Want to erase time? Think about it.
Want money? Think about it.
Want to assemble a raid of competent players in classic wow?
Ok, I'm not sure a superpower would accomplish that task but you know what I'm saying!
Today's episode was essentially my last 2 braincell having a random conversation without context
23:10 this is exactly what my dad did - he even went as far as telling me about Santa and all the other kid stuff early because “if he knows the truth at least he will be prepared for what’s to come”
My mom was the sheltering one so I got to experience both sides of the coin and I can tell you from experience
THANK GOD FOR MY DAD!!!!
But does it really matter? I grew up under parents with the same experience ur mom gave you and i dont think that it would have changed anyhing in my life if i knew santa didnt exist from the start on. But now looking back into my childhood, i like it that it was real in my mind for some time because it didnt match the world around it and it got me to dreaming ig
It's so nice to listen to a conversation between two(balding) absolute ALPHA MALE gamer philosophers without having that short long-haired dude interrupting on occasion.
its not even a question the best superpower is just omnipotence.
True, but I mean that's cuz it's not A superpower, it's ALL superpowers. It's like wishing for infinite wishes lol
Asmon vs Tectone before GTA6
Wait so NMP is a real life harem protagonist? That's something I never knew.
he's an annoying creep. Anyone getting emotionally involved in his nonsense needs some perspective.
Tectone Time Eraser! 😂😂 Great episode guys!
Emi really needs to talk more. I don't think I heard her say a thing on this episode.
best super power is objectively telekinesis
moving things with your mind is basically having the power do edit everything in the universe with maybe just a few exceptions like time and gravity (at least directly)
you could rearrange sub atomic particles, make yourself and whoever you want indestructible, forever young and healthy, boost your physical capacities, go anywhere, move whole galaxies. Also, moving things with your mind is applying a force and having action without reaction which makes you a source of infinite energy.
it basically gives you the tools to have almost any other super power you can think of.
This was amazing, felt like such good convos that I actually think of
Asmongold and Tectone is so amazing and great video Steak and Eggs Podcast :]
The automatic "female in the room filter" came off in this episode. This episode slaps so hard. I love it. This might be my favorite episode.
can you elaborate on the "female in the room filter?"
if parenting is the most important job in the world... REALITY CHECK: there's no boss, there's no human resources, there's no getting fired, the customer isn't allowed to have an opinion because you're 10x bigger than they are
These thumbnails are going crazy!
emi's gone? didn't even notice
That's what your mama said about your dad when I got up in that shit
She tiny
Tbh just Asmon and Tec chillin talking has been my favorite episode.
Asmon not showering for a week so much for change
I think Tectone confuse King crimson, GER and quantum immortality at the end. Also ereased time to travel to china is just movie "Click"
As an audio listener, you could've told me Emi was in this one and I would've believed you
Someone tell Asmon that hair transplant isn't that scary. You just need to take care of it right after the operation and do whatever your doctor said.
Automatically the best episode kak
A super power if I have a date, time, and location I could astral project and see what happens during a certain amount of time. So much flexibility to either confirm monster sightings or murder cases that have gone cold.
the truth about abortion isnt really illegal or legal, people just cant agree on how to regulate it
1:13:01 one of the best Superpowers is being able to last long… er than 80 episodes 😢
Wtf you watching at 100x speed? 😂
😂
Kamala Harris pushed me to vote for trump when I probably wouldnt have voted at all
Waiting for something to watch. Let's goo
Dayum they already deported Emi even though she was born in the USA Denaturalization is already starting
Havent watched a episode in a good while, this first half is pretty good so far
Competing on who can reverse balding the quickest
0:20 wait so Emi was a woman all along? 😭
I hope she gets better 😢
30:41 The true ending would be Arther, let's be real
Enjoyed this episode!
39:06 I use a derma stamp (not roller) and it does actually work. I use it to reduce scars instead of hair growth but I have a scar on my forehead and part of the scar is near my hairline. When I stamp that part near my hairline, new hair grows in that area. It’s kind of unintended for me but it does work
Its always nice to see Asmon and Bootleg Asmon talk to each other. Btw aparently there's a woman in this podcast too, can't wait to see her takes on things.
been waiting 76 episodes to hear her takes
im starting my league of legends journey today
My condolences.
Good luck 👍
im sorry
Well, one of the best episode
Tectone got poop on his shoe.
Was it the faux golden hightops? 😂
@@JeikuMon that's what was left of a commenter
29:21 ah man the build up too that “but” is pretty insane and slightly impressive.
14:36 He said they're out in the hot sun working for $3k a month (after taxes) and I felt that to my core 💀💀💀
Same here, brother 💀
When Asmon goes to the gym can we get gim on pre workout so he can feel the tv static on his face 😂
i’m a simple man. i see emi i click
oh wait.
Tectone doesn’t know that there was a president that served three times lol😂
We need to bring back Baldless to complete the trio
"Erase time" is just Diavolo and jojo defeated him.
Saying Vinland is better than berserk is crazy work
The Vinland anime is miles better then berzerks anime
P3's romance system was meant to be like "junk food" where you start a relationship with every girl and that's it... It's much less emphasized and not as well done as the new games.
In the new games they make you really feel like you're starting a relationship and even "punish" you if you cheat on your girlfriend, but in this P3 remake they still keep a lot of the DNA of the old game.
I just hope that in P6 they evolve the relationships so that you continue to interact with the person you started the relationship with.
Sounds a bit like Tectone mainly wants a kid to have someone to play console with. Earlier, they talked about being a parent is the most important job. 😅
Because of the ad read, Emiru spoke as much as a normal episode
Tectone, you should visit China some time. I can tell you from personal experience as a white guy myself, I was treated as a king there because the Chinese generally stereotype white people as rich foreigners and I got the best service no matter where I went, and everyone was very friendly.
I'm kind of ignorant on this, but wouldn't the 'hair looking better when you've not showered for a while' just be because of the natural oils? Don't long-haired gals and beauty people just replicate that by treating their hair with stuff after they wash it?
So glad emi came on for just the sponsor then left
Bald and Balder podcast drop!!
Man, when mother ain't here, it gets wild.
Today on the menu : full eggs, no steak
asmon is very obviously the steak
Asmon came back like Jesus but did Jesus clean his cave?
The only difference between emiru and no emiru, is that emiru keeps tectone in check, otherwise there is no difference in commentary.
Someone's probably said it, but the best power is omnipotence. That is, if you want to follow tectone logic.
Receding Hairline vs Already Receided Hairline discussion challenge
The explanation for the yakuza anime was so insanely incorrect I dont even know how he came up with it 😂
It's podcast really shows you a human’s mind. From good takes to wtf takes.
Can't hate on Emi when there's TweedleDee and Tweedledum in the room. For clarity, Tectone is Tweedledum. ❤need more Emi
Lol the Batchler And bachelorette Episode Needed 😂
1:11:11 My mother send me to a Christian school just to learn about religion, and Christianity was by far the biggest one. The school had a special child bible with more simplistic stories, from wich the teacher would read 1 story a day to us
please tell me how abortion is a civil liberty
If you don’t already know then there’s really no explaining it to you. It’s healthcare that women need to prevent having to take care of a baby they don’t want. For instance if she gets raped.
Please tell me how you don’t understand what liberty means.
@janterri3539 you didn't answer the question
Managing to get the rent paid every month is more important than trying to legalize irresponsibility.
I'll be honest, if you are really purchasing an OF where they dont even do full n00d, then you really gotta rethink your life. I could *probably* understand buying OF for women who do full n00d, but if not that, then hell nah
Another episode ;o
RIP Emiru
The only real issue I find with berserk is that, (and maybe it is beacuse I have only gotten past the arc where the berserker armor gets introduced) it gets to a point where it is WAY too dark, like too much gore and suffering and graping and death and corruption and whatnot, and Guts KEEPS suffering and everything KEEPS going wrong, but he's too angry to die.... to the point where it gets kinda monotonous and you get sorta disensitized since it just feels like at some point its just shock value after shock value, that COULD be the point maybe the idea is to make you feel tired that the world is so messed up, but personally it got to be ae bit boring after a while, maybe it picks up again, but it seemed as if it was a formula of "horrible shit happens, everyone is sad "insert gorey or sexual stuff", Guts arrives and kills abunch of demons in a badass way and gets so fucked up he SHOULD obviously be dead, but isn't beacuse he's too angry, he suffers some more, he gets back up and then more horrible shit happens.... and Puck and Isidro do some dumb shit" rinse and repeat. I'll try to read more but I was just wondering when would the main thing we care about, the godhand and griffith would continue to be actually developed in a way that's relevant to Guts and the crew
Steak and no eggs podcast
16:55 when asmon said that I was thinking he may be taking the piss, after some research - damn wth
The best superpower is : Cell from dbz, why is better than goku ? because cell can regenerate and stay alive in outer space + can use gokus and all his friend's abilities. If that doesn`t count the teleport from Jumper is great.
We need a new podcast "Beyond 4th Wall" that is this but just more this.
You can't ask a person that doesn't have a kid what they would do with them. Your reaction to your own child is way different than reacting to others. You can teach and prepare them not just throw them to the wolves.
They could pre record ad libs for emi and have her say 3 words and nothing would change.
23:43 Emmy happy at home , Tectone in full release mode 🌊
Emi is participating in the 4B movement. (Joking)
The disgruntled Radical Feminists are big mad whenever they don't get their way. Change my mind.
The best superpower is omniscience because knowing is power
Asmon vs Tectone would be like Goku vs Vegeta. Teccy is louder, is more ambitious and trains harder but Asmon would come out on top because he gets stronger the more people attempt to beat him down.
Emi is needed for balance here (coming from a hater btw)
You guys need Emi back. Lots of unhinged takes that go unchecked without her there lol
Bald and balder directed by Peter Farrelly
that shadow cutting Tectone's head in half annoys me 2:30
bringing politics to the podcast. this will probably work out number-wise. not even trolling. it's worked for Asmon's stream. i'm here for it
Playing an anime soundtrack on a podcast for an ad read is a bold choice. Now I'm deaf _and_ angry
11:44 Back in my day, NikkiNextDoor and KatesPlayground were the best at teasing.
Best super power is to return after death.