Timestamps: 5:56 stream start 6:25 "i am very disappointed in you." chat failed to make a pp with the stream poll 8:00 hime was excited for the aesthetics, but was scared of the soulslike + blew her nose so hard it started bleeding 10:29 game start 11:48 "neko punch!" 14:20 choosing starting weapon 15:39 yippeee 17:15 "has italy always looked this run down? ask panko." + practicing parrying on first enemies 20:20 first death "WHAT?!" 23:10 see enemy around corner, dies anyway 24:44 confused at dying while blocking - not liking it so far 27:44 "this is my training arc. i'm gonna beat up cops until i hammer in the muscle memory" 30:35 WAAAGH! first time getting snuck up on 31:19 yippeee 33:13 her rule of thumb for herself is she's only allowed to kill after a perfect parry 35:04 "am i a little out of my league here?" first large enemy fight + "f it we run it down mid" 37:13 "manners maketh man" 41:25 hime complaining about how bad a gamer she is 43:52 starting to get it, defeats big guy "i'm such a gamer oho" 46:55 yippeee "i'm thicc now" 47:04 double tskr + AAA! screams as a dog jumps her 48:54 AAAA button mashing + gets jumped by dogs "i'm not white! i promise!" - "i don't want to get gangbanged by dogs" + hime feels like she has to explore everything 51:32 AAA + gets scared by her own shadow 53:45 gets shot to death AAA + "aaah f'in dogs!... wait not like that" 57:46 ezra andromyda raid + "i can't backshot the dog?" - "am i winning? depends on what your definition of winning is" + "what am i supposed to do, sit there and take it?" 1:01:29 yippeee 1:03:35 "i'm f'in broke" + "i just need to keel a couple people. i just need to kill a couple more" 1:04:14 "i'm not afraid of anything nuh-uh" AAAA! 1:06:15 randomly gets a bunch of cosmetic items 1:06:56 1st boss start 1:09:57 the sixth element AAA 1:12:27 staggers and gets confused by the crit spot 1:15:53 beats first boss (ez) + "the backshot of victory" yippeee + "i thlammed my peenits in the car door" 1:17:19 hime is a robofugger she's totally jorkin it + "omg they're racist!" + title drop "lies of p?" 1:19:55 questioning if you get a special prize for telling the truth "nah f that i'm an f'in liar" + hime loves the late 19th century architecture + game intro MV plays 1:25:04 royal queen brings hime fruit 1:27:20 hime needs a second to peel her lip skin + last time hime ripped the skin and it bled for two hours 1:30:46 "after this last one i have satisfied the autism gods enough... to continue playing" 1:32:20 "i'm not gooning!" + "i've come so far, i can't stop here!" 1:35:01 hime finally gets it "yeaaahh! victory!" 1:37:40 rie finds the menu and starts trying on clothes 1:38:54 "ARF ARF ARF i got that dog in me" + "it's not that big! ... that's what she said" 1:41:32 hyperventilating and rejected by an orange cat "i just wanna pet the cat!" 1:43:28 "oh! titties! TITTIES!" 1:45:57 elysion boulevard entrance 1:48:10 "ow! beach!" + AAA "can you tell i'm not very good with jumpscares?" 1:52:29 [TECH ISSUES] rie's pc is lagging, her model starts glitching 1:58:26 restarting game, back to normal 1:59:56 return to game 2:01:30 ambushed AAA + "homo? homo?! you're a homo." 2:03:45 her family brings her food midfight 2:06:31 "he's got a friend. he's got multiple friends!!! damn. must be nice huh." + walks out a door and gets sniped AAA "that's not fair!" 2:10:02 gets pushed off and dies "bro wtf?!" - she didn't think there'd be fall damage 2:12:49 o fortuna + parkour civilization + gets baited by item AAAGH WTF ear piercing scream 2:17:03 "do we make the jump for the beef?" big boy fight 2:18:43 max hp amulet yay yippeeee! + lightly singing + restarts again for lag 2:22:41 return to game 2:25:17 upgrading her starting rapier - yippeee + looking over stats and leveling up 2:32:02 "don't you run from me!" 2:32:27 hehe yippeee + surprisingly good fight with large enemy 2:35:09 yippeee 2:36:17 gets ambushed by jumped dogs AAA "stop it! f'ing die!" + "i'm a femboy puppet now! ... oh you mean my outfit" + WAAAGH! 2:39:40 "kill it?! gimme my butterfly back!" game trolls her with a too late tutorial prompt + "there's a woman in there... i'm gonna go rob her." 2:41:21 "no bueno! no bueno! NO BUENO! AAA" + random cat noises 2:44:59 "alright, let's dance" another good big boy fight + learns she can switch weapons and tries a spear 2:47:07 airi raid 2:49:13 "i keep hearing cats bro! am i crazy?" 2:50:45 "everyone is a patient or a lunatic... sounds like phase connect" 2:52:02 2nd boss fight - mad donkey start 2:56:41 "please die! please die! PLEASE DIE!" wins 2nd try 2:57:22 yippeee "f these humans, dude" 2:58:03 yippeee + learns about weight mechanics 3:02:49 wrapping up chat + better than tenma? don't let her hear that + loves the aesthetic 3:05:40 "pinnochio is italian, but this feels more like britain" 3:06:26 otsuhime + kisses + end card 3:07:14 secret after stream scene break Unironically you are a lot better at this than I thought you'd be. Don't sell yourself short, I really wanna see more.
Thanks for the LoP stream, Hime! This "Bloodborne Pinocchio" sure looks beautifully gritty and fun. You did fine in your first playthrough, have a nice rest of your day~
Good gaming today Hime, did good for it being your first soulslike, even better then my the first time i played... Hopefully I can see you take on the next boss, he's a lot of fun.
Any game that produces this many premium Hime screams is a good one. This was fun! (btw, sorry for not clarifying that my "playing with one hand" comment was referring to your hand placement on your new model. I figured you may have taken that the wrong way, so I should have clarified instead of letting it annoy you. My bad )
Good progress for your first time playing! A few oopsies here and there but I don't think you're nearly as bad as you claimed you'd be, no cap He may be a parry god (one day)
Timestamps:
5:56 stream start
6:25 "i am very disappointed in you." chat failed to make a pp with the stream poll
8:00 hime was excited for the aesthetics, but was scared of the soulslike + blew her nose so hard it started bleeding
10:29 game start
11:48 "neko punch!"
14:20 choosing starting weapon
15:39 yippeee
17:15 "has italy always looked this run down? ask panko." + practicing parrying on first enemies
20:20 first death "WHAT?!"
23:10 see enemy around corner, dies anyway
24:44 confused at dying while blocking - not liking it so far
27:44 "this is my training arc. i'm gonna beat up cops until i hammer in the muscle memory"
30:35 WAAAGH! first time getting snuck up on
31:19 yippeee
33:13 her rule of thumb for herself is she's only allowed to kill after a perfect parry
35:04 "am i a little out of my league here?" first large enemy fight + "f it we run it down mid"
37:13 "manners maketh man"
41:25 hime complaining about how bad a gamer she is
43:52 starting to get it, defeats big guy "i'm such a gamer oho"
46:55 yippeee "i'm thicc now"
47:04 double tskr + AAA! screams as a dog jumps her
48:54 AAAA button mashing + gets jumped by dogs "i'm not white! i promise!" - "i don't want to get gangbanged by dogs" + hime feels like she has to explore everything
51:32 AAA + gets scared by her own shadow
53:45 gets shot to death AAA + "aaah f'in dogs!... wait not like that"
57:46 ezra andromyda raid + "i can't backshot the dog?" - "am i winning? depends on what your definition of winning is" + "what am i supposed to do, sit there and take it?"
1:01:29 yippeee
1:03:35 "i'm f'in broke" + "i just need to keel a couple people. i just need to kill a couple more"
1:04:14 "i'm not afraid of anything nuh-uh" AAAA!
1:06:15 randomly gets a bunch of cosmetic items
1:06:56 1st boss start
1:09:57 the sixth element AAA
1:12:27 staggers and gets confused by the crit spot
1:15:53 beats first boss (ez) + "the backshot of victory" yippeee + "i thlammed my peenits in the car door"
1:17:19 hime is a robofugger she's totally jorkin it + "omg they're racist!" + title drop "lies of p?"
1:19:55 questioning if you get a special prize for telling the truth "nah f that i'm an f'in liar" + hime loves the late 19th century architecture + game intro MV plays
1:25:04 royal queen brings hime fruit
1:27:20 hime needs a second to peel her lip skin + last time hime ripped the skin and it bled for two hours
1:30:46 "after this last one i have satisfied the autism gods enough... to continue playing"
1:32:20 "i'm not gooning!" + "i've come so far, i can't stop here!"
1:35:01 hime finally gets it "yeaaahh! victory!"
1:37:40 rie finds the menu and starts trying on clothes
1:38:54 "ARF ARF ARF i got that dog in me" + "it's not that big! ... that's what she said"
1:41:32 hyperventilating and rejected by an orange cat "i just wanna pet the cat!"
1:43:28 "oh! titties! TITTIES!"
1:45:57 elysion boulevard entrance
1:48:10 "ow! beach!" + AAA "can you tell i'm not very good with jumpscares?"
1:52:29 [TECH ISSUES] rie's pc is lagging, her model starts glitching
1:58:26 restarting game, back to normal
1:59:56 return to game
2:01:30 ambushed AAA + "homo? homo?! you're a homo."
2:03:45 her family brings her food midfight
2:06:31 "he's got a friend. he's got multiple friends!!! damn. must be nice huh." + walks out a door and gets sniped AAA "that's not fair!"
2:10:02 gets pushed off and dies "bro wtf?!" - she didn't think there'd be fall damage
2:12:49 o fortuna + parkour civilization + gets baited by item AAAGH WTF ear piercing scream
2:17:03 "do we make the jump for the beef?" big boy fight
2:18:43 max hp amulet yay yippeeee! + lightly singing + restarts again for lag
2:22:41 return to game
2:25:17 upgrading her starting rapier - yippeee + looking over stats and leveling up
2:32:02 "don't you run from me!"
2:32:27 hehe yippeee + surprisingly good fight with large enemy
2:35:09 yippeee
2:36:17 gets ambushed by jumped dogs AAA "stop it! f'ing die!" + "i'm a femboy puppet now! ... oh you mean my outfit" + WAAAGH!
2:39:40 "kill it?! gimme my butterfly back!" game trolls her with a too late tutorial prompt + "there's a woman in there... i'm gonna go rob her."
2:41:21 "no bueno! no bueno! NO BUENO! AAA" + random cat noises
2:44:59 "alright, let's dance" another good big boy fight + learns she can switch weapons and tries a spear
2:47:07 airi raid
2:49:13 "i keep hearing cats bro! am i crazy?"
2:50:45 "everyone is a patient or a lunatic... sounds like phase connect"
2:52:02 2nd boss fight - mad donkey start
2:56:41 "please die! please die! PLEASE DIE!" wins 2nd try
2:57:22 yippeee "f these humans, dude"
2:58:03 yippeee + learns about weight mechanics
3:02:49 wrapping up chat + better than tenma? don't let her hear that + loves the aesthetic
3:05:40 "pinnochio is italian, but this feels more like britain"
3:06:26 otsuhime + kisses + end card
3:07:14 secret after stream scene break
Unironically you are a lot better at this than I thought you'd be. Don't sell yourself short, I really wanna see more.
Fun stream, Hime! Even though you got spooked by the enemies appearing from nowhere, it was cool to see you getting through!
i honestly wasn’t sure how this would go but you’re getting the hang of it pretty quickly. proud of you see you next time parry princess
Thanks for the LoP stream, Hime!
This "Bloodborne Pinocchio" sure looks beautifully gritty and fun.
You did fine in your first playthrough, have a nice rest of your day~
Great stream Hime! Hope you continue this game, I think you'll love the music and story!
Thanks for the stream
It was amazing ✨
Thanks for the stream, Rie. Hope you enjoyed the game. It's not always easy to try a new genre, but I'm glad you're willing to try.
Did great for your first soulslike Hime, you’ll soon master the P (parry)
Thank you for the stream Rie :3
You did well :3
Good gaming today Hime, did good for it being your first soulslike, even better then my the first time i played... Hopefully I can see you take on the next boss, he's a lot of fun.
Any game that produces this many premium Hime screams is a good one. This was fun!
(btw, sorry for not clarifying that my "playing with one hand" comment was referring to your hand placement on your new model. I figured you may have taken that the wrong way, so I should have clarified instead of letting it annoy you. My bad )
Thanks for the stream hime, hope you enjoyed the game and see you in the next one
Nice stream
It was amazing and interesting
Good progress for your first time playing! A few oopsies here and there but I don't think you're nearly as bad as you claimed you'd be, no cap He may be a parry god (one day)
Lies of P (I told him it was warm yellow Gatorade)
He may like dark souls
Rie got the exquisite donkey drip. The good a55 drip
Hime gamer
Hola