Remember. Apple pie, pumpkin pie, mac n cheese, the traditional roast dinner (thanksgiving/Christmas), shepherds pie, doughnuts, sausage and mash, *arguably* lasagne, trifle, Victoria sponge cake, Eton mess are all... british food. When people shit on british food they usually being up either non british food served in Britain, or extremely old barely eaten british food dating back to rationing. America loves british food. "As american as Apple pie". But american food is barely eaten. Burgers and hotdogs are German. Fries are French/Belgian. Fried chicken is African/Scottish. Barbecue is carribean/African. Tex mex... is Mexican. (Being created in the border means nothing. In the same way british Indian food... isn't british food... But atleast India is miles away, not next door) Most the stereotypes are lies. But it is true that truly american food doesn't really leave the border. But lots of british food does.
As a Scot I do love the skirl of the bagpipes but then playing over some of our drunker more colourful inmates was funny, but watching you absolutely lose your shit was hilarious. The delayed second attack of the giggles was priceless.😂👍
@@craftybookworm8280 My late schoolfriend are jellied eels ever Sunday when we were growing up in the 1960's... She ate them with salad. I refused to even try them. They looked absolutely gross.... 🥺😳
@@neuralwarp It seems to me that eels ought to (in this day and age, where a greater variety of foodstuffs are more easily available to most people) be free to 'live their lives unfettered' by river eel traps, where they'll be caught and killed to sate a human's appetite, when said human can now find an alternative food source...?! I'm not a vegetarian, nor indeed a vegan, but I'd rather not eat eels (and/_or_ kidneys etc!) And we've no need to now, when more attractive, tastier alternatives are more readily at hand... Instead of plundering our rivers / seas etc, we can turn to alternatives such as Quorn etc but that might just make me sound "picky" ?! ...and I suppose I am, as I _still_ cannot _bear_ the thought of eating *eels* ('jellied' or otherwise) !! 🤔🥺😟❤️🇬🇧🖖
yeh can underston nu why we play the pipes, its the only instrument that fully captures the pain of being scottish, that and the words to our national anthem.
It’s a seaside dish as well. My friend’s Dad used to eat them in Brighton years ago. He’s dead now. Nothing to do with the eels though! (as far as I know! 😐)
17:45 You must have a look at Chris Eubank, a true British Eccentric: a former world boxing champion, he wears a monocle and used to drive a large around London in a large truck- there is a great clip of Greg Davies doing an impression of him on 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown.
the bagpipe music is not really a funeral song although it may have been used at a few Scottish funerals. it is Scotland the Brave, pretty mush Scotland's unofficial national anthem and also was "Rowdy" Roddy Piper's entrance music.
Can’t cope. Started watching because JJ so calm and relaxing. Yesterday we had sassy and bitchy JJ, today he’s laughing uncontrollably! Mood swings got me off guard.
I loved your reaction to the real Scotland accompanied by bagpipes. So hilarious. I also loved the American cops 'restraint' section with guns and explosions. Love this compilation, seen it before, but still so funny.
A cuppla fings. I'm British and understood the hillbilly more clearly than a Scotsman. My parents love jellied eels,but i hate 'em, and hooray for pronouncing the river THAMES correctly. Cucumbers on beans & toast, wtf?. Spaghetti-O, or Spaghetti hoops in a weird jelly form, huh? But we DO sometimes eat beans with little baby hot dog sausages in the tins. Don't ask me what was on that kebab.Whilst donor kebabs are Greek/Turkish, they are now a staple food for Brits out getting pissed on a friday night/saturday morning,to probably soak up the alcohol,but leads to decorating the floor with barf. The crazy biscuit sandwich,dry spaghetti strands in the oven etc is just the rare Brit with trash bin appetites
As soon as you go over the border from England to Scotland, there is bagpipe music played over loudspeakers. It plays 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. It makes life so much better.
I have a mate that'll eat owt foodwise at least once, even had me drive him around looking for Kangaroo meat one day, but he met his match when he gleefully bought Jellied Eels but quickly declared it the worst thing he'd ever eaten. Pretty sure it only exists for Brits to trick foreign visitors into eating some while lying to them about it being 'our most popular dish' while somehow keeping a straight face. 😂
I had the 'good fortune' to fly along the Wall in a British army helicopter in the mid-70's, filming for a BBC documentary, would you believe, on the composer Handel. We stayed just inside W Berlin, and while one or two E German guards had their weapons vaguely pointing towards us, many had removed their wrist watches and were swinging them in the air. The pilot told us that was the general way of saying "it won't be long", "we're coming to get you" or some such. 'Twas not to be
Prison time for almost anything in the USA, seems to depends on the colour of your skin. When I was in the USA ( LA in 1999) more black people where arrested for minor law violations for example drinking alcohol in a public area, jay walking ect.
We're similar, on the surface, but it's such a joy to examine how we're different that I hope we never feel like we're the same. The relationship is intriguing because the UK is one of the feeder populations for post the Columbus American population. It's a bit like when your kids go off to university and then, maybe ten or twenty years later, you get to see them in person again. And they think you're quaint. They deride about your biscuit selection. Still love them, though, even if they are under the impression that they were the first ever student at their university.
I have been watching you for weeks and I enjoy your company reacting to Brit stuff. I would love to see you react to the Brit Karl Pilkington and his series called "An Idiot Abroad" materminded by Ricky Gervais. I think you would like it.
If you pour a half pint of Guinness into a pint glass (let it settle) then slowly pour a half pint of champagne i to the glass (with the glass tilted a little) you can float the Guinness on top of the champagne. Makes a wonderful cocktail. Great video
I live in the Northwest of England and I hate the London Southern Softies. 😁 Jellied Ells are a London Southern Softie dish. They are not eaten up North.
Well, rather than Illinois and Michigan, it would (if you go by population) rather like California and New York State. I think that would make a difference, just a bit.
I'm British ... but I wish I was French. Great landscape, great cities, great wines, great food, great music, great poets, great painters; and when the government does crap they scare the fuck out of the government - again. Not many great cars though ... I like cars.
It is the same with Amsterdam. Tourists love Amsterdam and the rest of the Netherlands hates Amsterdam 😂 Edit: As a Dutch person I would like to know what you are smoking
Is JJ an alcoholic by any chance !!?? No one eats jellied eels any more !! Spaghetti HOOPS and HOT DOG sausages. Why is crossing the road "incorrectly" even a thing in America !!
A trade deal with America had nothing to do with Brexit. Obama said to the British. If they voted for Brexit. The British will go to the back of the trade queue/line. This actually caused many people to vote for Brexit, after hearing this threat from America! Brexit happened because the people wanted less migration. 😉
4:27 it is a source of endless frustration that Americans keep mocking Brits for eating beans on toast when not only do adult Brits with either money or culinary skills generally not eat it much but the US literally invented the baked bean! Argh.
For he himself has said it, and it's greatly to his credit, that he is an englishman! that he is an englishman! For he might have been a roosian, a french, or turk, or proosian, or perhaps i-tal-i-an! or perhaps i-tal-i-an! But in spite of all temptations to belong to other nations, he remains an englishman! he remains an englishman!
Best moonshine ever, fill jar with cherries & fill to top with the moonshine. Leave in fridge for 24hrs & pop a cherry in your mouth. Damn that’s good. 🇬🇧😎
i'm sure your parents would say, "ok! you got away with it this time, but be carfull, it's not every empire that gets beaten by a small bunch of nutters and help from 2 world leading nations, like france and spain!"
Ñot everyone in the UK eats jellied eeks its an east end of lindonvthing and i have never seen anyone est beans on toast with cucumber and we have some great food in the UK so americans need to try before judging
The reason the rest of the UK hates London because it is seen as the least white British city with 50% of the population being non-white, seen as dangerous despite the fact Liverpool and Glasgow have higher rates of violent crime, and the perception that London gets all the government funding, when the reality is London is the most economic productive part of the UK generating 30% of the total GDP of the UK and the reason London has so much property because it no city in the UK gets less of the money it generates because much of the money London generates is given to other parts of the UK. If London declared independence from the UK, Britain would become a 3rd world country overnight.
90 fkn days, i used to go live and work in eyrope for a year and just doddle back whewn i felt like it, now i have 90 fkn days, try getting drunk and changing your pants in 90 fkn days.
The “wee fire” with the bagpipe music killed me as well 😂
Remember. Apple pie, pumpkin pie, mac n cheese, the traditional roast dinner (thanksgiving/Christmas), shepherds pie, doughnuts, sausage and mash, *arguably* lasagne, trifle, Victoria sponge cake, Eton mess are all... british food. When people shit on british food they usually being up either non british food served in Britain, or extremely old barely eaten british food dating back to rationing. America loves british food. "As american as Apple pie". But american food is barely eaten. Burgers and hotdogs are German. Fries are French/Belgian. Fried chicken is African/Scottish. Barbecue is carribean/African. Tex mex... is Mexican. (Being created in the border means nothing. In the same way british Indian food... isn't british food... But atleast India is miles away, not next door) Most the stereotypes are lies. But it is true that truly american food doesn't really leave the border. But lots of british food does.
It was always called Macaroni Cheese.
Now it’s called Mac ‘n Cheese just for the cameras.
@@AlBarzUK ... It's still Macaroni Cheese to me, always will be.
Mac n cheese? Lasagne?
Baked beans invented in america
And london have some the best indian food ever
Mac 'n cheese brits?
Anyone putting cucumber slices on their beans is seriously mentally suspect.
Indeed it’s certifiable
Watching people laugh makes me laugh. Your reaction to the bagpipe music was gold.
As a Scot I do love the skirl of the bagpipes but then playing over some of our drunker more colourful inmates was funny, but watching you absolutely lose your shit was hilarious. The delayed second attack of the giggles was priceless.😂👍
I promise, hardly anyone eats jellied eels 😂
It is definitely a London (cockney) thing amongst older people and I think it is dying out now.
@@craftybookworm8280
My late schoolfriend are jellied eels ever Sunday when we were growing up in the 1960's... She ate them with salad.
I refused to even try them.
They looked absolutely gross.... 🥺😳
Eels are rare and expensive nowadays.
@@neuralwarp
It seems to me that eels ought to (in this day and age, where a greater variety of foodstuffs are more easily available to most people) be free to 'live their lives unfettered' by river eel traps, where they'll be caught and killed to sate a human's appetite, when said human can now find an alternative food source...?!
I'm not a vegetarian, nor indeed a vegan, but I'd rather not eat eels (and/_or_ kidneys etc!) And we've no need to now, when more attractive, tastier alternatives are more readily at hand... Instead of plundering our rivers / seas etc, we can turn to alternatives such as Quorn etc but that might just make me sound "picky" ?! ...and I suppose I am, as I _still_ cannot _bear_ the thought of eating *eels* ('jellied' or otherwise) !! 🤔🥺😟❤️🇬🇧🖖
@sophieking7508 Swear it! 🤢
I don't know what JJ has in his mug, but I'll have what he's having. 🤣🥴
Peach moonshine, obviously.
London is a rich man's place or scum bags hole
What i don't understand is why people from the US don't understand non American accents but brits can understand every US accent. It baffles me
If you are talking about Scouse talk, it sounds like German to me!😂
@@Timbothruster-fh3cw a bit like Welsh with really bad catarrh lol
JJ laughing at the bagpipes made me spill my mug of tea 😂
yeh can underston nu why we play the pipes, its the only instrument that fully captures the pain of being scottish, that and the words to our national anthem.
Jellied eel is eaten in like 5 miles of London only. I've never seen it served outside the capital. We do have some nice food, I promise!
It’s a seaside dish as well. My friend’s Dad used to eat them in Brighton years ago. He’s dead now. Nothing to do with the eels though! (as far as I know! 😐)
@@Essemm52 must be southern England... Defo not something I've ever seen in Blackpool. 😂
I've eaten it in Manchester.
Though to be fair I went dog racing years ago.
@@MsPeabody1231 How intriguing! Literally never seen it anywhere outside of London and the south east. Definitely not in Manchester.
I had exactly the same reaction, uncontrollable laughter at the bagpipes bit. so so funny..
17:45 You must have a look at Chris Eubank, a true British Eccentric: a former world boxing champion, he wears a monocle and used to drive a large around London in a large truck- there is a great clip of Greg Davies doing an impression of him on 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown.
Cwith Oobunk.
"thats no a bonk machine, its a fence".. Inverness, home of the inventor of the bank machine
Haha! I was having a bad day at work, then this cheered me right up. Your laughing fit at the bagpipes! 😂
the bagpipe music is not really a funeral song although it may have been used at a few Scottish funerals. it is Scotland the Brave, pretty mush Scotland's unofficial national anthem and also was "Rowdy" Roddy Piper's entrance music.
Can’t cope. Started watching because JJ so calm and relaxing. Yesterday we had sassy and bitchy JJ, today he’s laughing uncontrollably! Mood swings got me off guard.
I loved your reaction to the real Scotland accompanied by bagpipes. So hilarious. I also loved the American cops 'restraint' section with guns and explosions. Love this compilation, seen it before, but still so funny.
A cuppla fings. I'm British and understood the hillbilly more clearly than a Scotsman. My parents love jellied eels,but i hate 'em, and hooray for pronouncing the river THAMES correctly. Cucumbers on beans & toast, wtf?. Spaghetti-O, or Spaghetti hoops in a weird jelly form, huh? But we DO sometimes eat beans with little baby hot dog sausages in the tins. Don't ask me what was on that kebab.Whilst donor kebabs are Greek/Turkish, they are now a staple food for Brits out getting pissed on a friday night/saturday morning,to probably soak up the alcohol,but leads to decorating the floor with barf. The crazy biscuit sandwich,dry spaghetti strands in the oven etc is just the rare Brit with trash bin appetites
As soon as you go over the border from England to Scotland, there is bagpipe music played over loudspeakers. It plays 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. It makes life so much better.
🎶🎶The pipes, the pipes are caaaaaaalllling!🎶🎶
I wouldn't say we hate London, we would just never go there.
Rare visit
Funniest thing I've seen in a long time haven't laughed this much in years 😂😂😂 if you're ever in Scotland can take you on a tour 😂😂
It's the juxtaposition of the sound of the bagpipes and seeing the scottish radges. As a fifer, it's an accurate depiction of our 'proud' nation.
Hey, you sober today? LMAO
I thought he was drunk too 😂
Horror story incoming: At my mum's 50th birthday party (in 1997), she had a jellied eel fountain. Like a chocolate fountain, but revolting.
😮
Wow I'm sorry you had to suffer like that.
That rice crispy and t bag sandwich looks pretty good ngl 😂
The watery Guinness was, the PIPE cleaning flush fluid at the bottom of the glass.
Keep away from the bagpipes. 😂😂
I was with you on the fence one. Couldn't stop laughing.
"It's a wee fire." In a pushchair.... How? Please tell me there was no baby in that thing? Or - did it fall asleep while smoking? That would do it.
I have a mate that'll eat owt foodwise at least once, even had me drive him around looking for Kangaroo meat one day, but he met his match when he gleefully bought Jellied Eels but quickly declared it the worst thing he'd ever eaten. Pretty sure it only exists for Brits to trick foreign visitors into eating some while lying to them about it being 'our most popular dish' while somehow keeping a straight face. 😂
I've had jellied eels once.
In Manchester😂
I was born and brought up in London, and only in Manchester for 8 years.
@@MsPeabody1231 Haha I imagine 'once' was enough then. I'll stick to not knowing what it's like. 🤣
Never seen you laugh so hard JJ! great video man thoroughly enjoyed it!
Youre reaction to the scots and the bagpipes has me crackin up hahahh😂
We could understand everything he said too, even with lout the subtitles 😁
He also doesn’t realise that if you over stay your visa in 90%+ of Countries in the world then you are going to be in trouble when you are caught
I had the 'good fortune' to fly along the Wall in a British army helicopter in the mid-70's, filming for a BBC documentary, would you believe, on the composer Handel. We stayed just inside W Berlin, and while one or two E German guards had their weapons vaguely pointing towards us, many had removed their wrist watches and were swinging them in the air. The pilot told us that was the general way of saying "it won't be long", "we're coming to get you" or some such. 'Twas not to be
It's hilarious can't stop laughing...and the bagpipes adding content
7:54 I think that this pint of Guinness is the first through after cleaning the pipes and so would be thrown away.
My new JJLA Mugs arrived in Derbyshire England !
22:35. The film was 1917, not Dunkirk (wrong war).
The bagpipe music that was making you laugh so much us actually 'Scotland the Brave' it was obviously added as a touch of irony.
Prison time for almost anything in the USA, seems to depends on the colour of your skin. When I was in the USA ( LA in 1999) more black people where arrested for minor law violations for example drinking alcohol in a public area, jay walking ect.
As a Glaswegin, I am deeply offended by the Glasgow/ Scottish clips... not because they are false but because they are 100% true.
We're similar, on the surface, but it's such a joy to examine how we're different that I hope we never feel like we're the same. The relationship is intriguing because the UK is one of the feeder populations for post the Columbus American population. It's a bit like when your kids go off to university and then, maybe ten or twenty years later, you get to see them in person again. And they think you're quaint. They deride about your biscuit selection. Still love them, though, even if they are under the impression that they were the first ever student at their university.
Nobody eats jellied eels.
A crispy deep-fried fried egg sandwich ... why does that sound so good? 😄
I have been watching you for weeks and I enjoy your company reacting to Brit stuff. I would love to see you react to the Brit Karl Pilkington and his series called "An Idiot Abroad" materminded by Ricky Gervais. I think you would like it.
Please react to Kays Kitchen, she's the one who makes the spaghetti. She's wholesome and learning totl cook but it's hilarious
If you pour a half pint of Guinness into a pint glass (let it settle) then slowly pour a half pint of champagne i to the glass (with the glass tilted a little) you can float the Guinness on top of the champagne. Makes a wonderful cocktail. Great video
Why ruin two drinks?
Drink Guinness - mmmmmmmmmm - or champagne but not together.
I live in the Northwest of England and I hate the London Southern Softies. 😁
Jellied Ells are a London Southern Softie dish. They are not eaten up North.
Oddly the only place I've eaten them.
And I'm a Londoner 😂
that egg looks good, very similar to a scotch egg (in principle, not flavour), so its a win
The Pleiades are only around 100 million years old, no Diplodocus or proto JJLA humans, ever saw them.
There will always be idiots, but there are decent people too.
I like americans, they are optimistic :-D
😁👍🇺🇸🇬🇧
No cucumber with beans on toast
He really did love the bagpipe music 😂
You can see why we stick together we're both as mad as a box of frogs
Yes we do eat hoops and sausages, also beans and sausages! They rock!
He summed up Brexit brilliantly. We're the only nation to have ever self-inflicted financial hardship on themselves.
24:01 bless you
First time anyone's ever been happy to hear bagpipes
i lived in new jersey for 2 years and hated it so went back home to england. i will never go back to america. not all british foods are gross.
Thank you for your input.... not!😜
I may have to buy one of his mugs because it seems to turn everything into happy juice
A we fire 🔥 🤣🤣
Brexit had nothing to do with the US.
Yes it did we had a trade deal with Trump and Biden went back on it. Please learn basic politics before you try and teach others.
@@Billyzgstar let’s not forget the NHS - half London’s GP practices are USA owned now.
jellied eels are good, mortifying texture but they taste good
That time that Bagpipes broke JJ 🎶
As a Brit, this is pretty accurate 😂
Well, rather than Illinois and Michigan, it would (if you go by population) rather like California and New York State. I think that would make a difference, just a bit.
I don't won't that mug you sell....I want whatever is in that mug..you should sell that for sure!!
*want
Bagpipes played badly sound like a cat being murdered.
I think they kept joking that they didn't drink it once blurred so videos didn't get flagged for promoting alcoholism etc
The Normans came from Norway, it was settled by Viking raiders.
BREXIT was a total joke for our country, the most searched thing online by Brits the day after the vote was 'what is BREXIT' ffs.
I literally voted remain because I figured the politics FIRST!!!!!!!!!
@@kaydisney9872Why are you still here?
A fried egg in batter is a Tunisian dish.
I'm British ... but I wish I was French.
Great landscape, great cities, great wines, great food, great music, great poets, great painters; and when the government does crap they scare the fuck out of the government - again.
Not many great cars though ... I like cars.
jusr a note it is 90 days in any 180 days
Smoked eel is gorgeous, deffo something I will hae whenever I can afford it.... jellying them is a disgrace
At least JJ's not on the coffee again
That was really funny and at leastt we are not French🤣
It is the same with Amsterdam. Tourists love Amsterdam and the rest of the Netherlands hates Amsterdam 😂
Edit: As a Dutch person I would like to know what you are smoking
Ah yes Kays Cooking. She makes some food based war crimes
Is JJ an alcoholic by any chance !!??
No one eats jellied eels any more !!
Spaghetti HOOPS and HOT DOG sausages.
Why is crossing the road "incorrectly" even a thing in America !!
Jaywalking is an offense in USA that doesn't exist in the UK.
A trade deal with America had nothing to do with Brexit.
Obama said to the British.
If they voted for Brexit.
The British will go to the back of the trade queue/line.
This actually caused many people to vote for Brexit, after hearing this threat from America!
Brexit happened because the people wanted less migration. 😉
Exactly!. Why would we want a trade deal with the US?
And Obama using the word 'queue' just sort of makes you think some Brit wrote that speech for him.
@@elemar5There was actually a British born woman who actually was a Whitehouse senior advisor but I think it was before Obama's time.
Nobody commented on the brexit nonsense so won't, though I'm itching to... besides I'm still laughing at the bagpipes reaction 🤣🤣
4:27 it is a source of endless frustration that Americans keep mocking Brits for eating beans on toast when not only do adult Brits with either money or culinary skills generally not eat it much but the US literally invented the baked bean! Argh.
Yet they adore maggots in pus……sorry maggotoni cheese. 🤮
I’m 49 I have a well paid job. Nothing wrong with beans on toast for lunch. Actually craving some now😂
I'm in my 50s and beans on toast is my go to meal several times a week.
London the most congested city in the World? That's complete rubbish !! Erm . . Tokyo ? Manila? Delhi ?
I have celery with my beans
For he himself has said it,
and it's greatly to his credit,
that he is an englishman!
that he is an englishman!
For he might have been a roosian,
a french, or turk, or proosian,
or perhaps i-tal-i-an!
or perhaps i-tal-i-an!
But in spite of all temptations
to belong to other nations,
he remains an englishman!
he remains an englishman!
Best moonshine ever, fill jar with cherries & fill to top with the moonshine. Leave in fridge for 24hrs & pop a cherry in your mouth. Damn that’s good. 🇬🇧😎
Is that what you do before you try Kay's recipes?
Bagpipes are as versatile as Scottish
crazy how much of this you dont realise is satire...
i'm sure your parents would say, "ok! you got away with it this time, but be carfull, it's not every empire that gets beaten by a small bunch of nutters and help from 2 world leading nations, like france and spain!"
Ñot everyone in the UK eats jellied eeks its an east end of lindonvthing and i have never seen anyone est beans on toast with cucumber and we have some great food in the UK so americans need to try before judging
The reason the rest of the UK hates London because it is seen as the least white British city with 50% of the population being non-white, seen as dangerous despite the fact Liverpool and Glasgow have higher rates of violent crime, and the perception that London gets all the government funding, when the reality is London is the most economic productive part of the UK generating 30% of the total GDP of the UK and the reason London has so much property because it no city in the UK gets less of the money it generates because much of the money London generates is given to other parts of the UK. If London declared independence from the UK, Britain would become a 3rd world country overnight.
11:02 never seen that in my life, not sure what you are watching...
My mother went to a cockney wedding and they served individual portions of jellied eels. I kid you not. She politely declined them.
the dry spaghetti dish, thats kays cooking, shes a terrible cook
90 fkn days, i used to go live and work in eyrope for a year and just doddle back whewn i felt like it, now i have 90 fkn days, try getting drunk and changing your pants in 90 fkn days.
bro needssssss to react to kay's cooking 💀