I remember when I was in middle school seeing a book in my sister's room with a werewolf on it and thought it looked cool. I opened it to the bookmark and it described a detailed sex scene between a werewolf and a vampire. I fucking dropped it like it was radioactive XD
Because its fiction. It's always morons like you who disavow superstition, but believe fiction has sway over reality. It's what makes you so easily manipulated. You are a cancer upon the body politic; a parasite leeching the life of vibrant people because you know you could never handle being sexually expressive.
And now I'm remembered of the single greatest line ever written in the english Language. "Samantha Brown, you have to get out of here, your vagina is haunted." Low quality smut is a fucking gift, man.
@@Razorwindsg There's an old FMV game called that, it's about a man having to hire a therapist for his wife who can't handle losing their child, said therapist believes in sex therapy so things quickly spiral down the drain.
@@eventhorizon28 I saw that in a goofy ahh comedy public TV show once... Bro was a mechanic and the lady was very tall and strong, they were on the second story of his workshop, the whole building fell.
boneless 😂😂😂 The author was probably trying to change from using the word mushy, jelly, melting and other similar state of words that convey being so lustful that you lose all your energy, seemingly being boneless. LOL
I'm imagining Mint getting up in the middle of the night to set up a crime board. Pinned in the center is a scrap of paper with the word "boneless" scrawled on it. There are red strings tied between it and various scenes and monsters all over the board. She is sitting on a stool, head clutched in both hands, muttering "What does it mean?!"
i can't even say anything funny to this bc this is already the most hilarious thing I've ever heard. nothing i say will be witty enough to retort with.
nothing gives me confidence like knowing female gooners have this much power over seemingly prestigious awards. live your dreams chat, they're in reach
@@comedordetraps7337 One direction? What is this, the early 2010's? Having worked in a bookstore for nigh on two years, the ONE thing remaining from one direction that actually gets gooner women active isn't actually one direction, it's just Harry Styles. Most of the openly horny YA trash fantasy novels are all about dragons, werewolves and demons though. As in, them f*cking the relatable, solid 5/10 protagonist with pink hair and purple eyes. And all of these mythical creatures being absolutely ENCHANTED with the mid-tier female to the point of wanting to off themselves should Maria Suellim of the genericist empire deny their advances.
I love how she takes so long to say it in large part because she can't do it without laughing. Also, when she finally says the boneless part, and someone in chat says "like a pizza!" Like, he's technically not wrong, but...
Thank you for the clip nano! Lately haven't been able to make it to mintos streams so seeing this clips was amazing Lol. So glad to see the Minotaur series back again. THIS IS JUST LIKE MY FANFICTION!
can you imagine, as a professional voice actor, most of your day-to-day work just to scrape by, is voicing these kinds of books, and PROFESSIONALLY no less
0:06 i think i remember that from her cursed book stream HAGS collab with Matara Kan. Also there's a manhwa with 2 similar characters but much more wholesome. "Minotaur accidentally confesses his love" It's in my 8/10 playlist if you don't want to type.
In my attempt to reduce the psychic damage, I imagined the mothman looking like SMT's Mothman... ...Somehow that made it worse, but also more hilarious.
I looked really carefully at this thumbnail, because there's a lot of clickbait on TH-cam, and so I'm practiced at reading blurred/censored text. I said to myself, "it looks like it says 'fuck me until I'm boneless', but I must be reading it wrong lol" ...oh
The pixeled version made me think it was "homeless", which is still weird, but could describe them not going to work, not making money and losing their home 😂
Imagine just having done the deed with ur waifu when you look beside her and see her *whole skeleton* there. "Aw, crap... sorry honey, I did it again."
did the author forget the word "limp" at the moment and then never corrected it later? it's the only thing i can even think of that would make a slight bit of sense.
Nooooooooooo! their ruining her! Barnes & Noble is ruining Minto’s romance brain with their Goonette Literature! How could you Barnes & Noble, she’s just a helpless innocent ghost hag and now you’ve turned her into a insatiable Monsterfricker. I’ll never forgive you for this B&N, Never!
@@xarezarcs4125 This. It's a growing market all around the world, not just English and the like. I only know this because I had to read a ton of novels when learning Japanese, and was bored of the same fantasy, and ventured a bit into that area (female targeted, tons of strong prince stories saving the damsel in distress and making her a woman, etc. if you know what I mean), and oh boy, they're REALLY HARD to read. Not because they're badly written, but because the words they use are extremely rare and extremely convoluted.
Boneless, as if their entire body is jello and they can't stand up or really move their body purposefully anymore. Mint doesn't read enough doujins and H-manga.
At least she's direct. Maybe I have read too much stuff if i am this desensitized to all this (reminds me of the 50 shades of grey... uh craze? Where people kept quoting the book and it when you read it, its just a boring bdsm work drama after you get over the absurdism, maybe thats why mint falls asleep to them.)
If the cover is to be believed, it's by a USA today best-selling author. @ Aspiring authors in the comments section: Your competition is weak, so go write and publish your book!
Eh not the worst thing I've heard. These shit gets wild and I'm always surprised women like her can sleep hearing the most downbad shit and not get hot and bothered with it. Then again from that documentary that I read, men and women really do process sexual things differently.
The fact that mint listens to erotic monster audio books while going to bed kind of completes my picture of her.
It's incredibly fitting isn't it
I remember when I was in middle school seeing a book in my sister's room with a werewolf on it and thought it looked cool. I opened it to the bookmark and it described a detailed sex scene between a werewolf and a vampire. I fucking dropped it like it was radioactive XD
Ah, the female equivalent of the cultured magazine
Shit probably was damp to the touch
...Do your remember the title?
Is your sister Bao?
Cultured, i guess
Minto falls asleep to erotic audiobooks. Huh. Alright.
Probably get some good dreams that way
Probably after doing the deed explains why she keeps falling asleep
@@pasta8026 profile pic checks out, I guess?
U don't!!?.... Mmh...
Freak Fantome
There are 206 bones in the human body, 207 while getting freaky with the Mothman, and - evidently - 0 afterwards.
The only bone you need is boner
"you do! YOU DO!!" lmao these books are so cursed but shes cute so its ok
This is literally the male equivalent of "✨️he's hot so it's okay✨️"
I swear to god these kinds of books are literally the perfect example of “yeah but it’s okay if he’s hot”
Because its fiction. It's always morons like you who disavow superstition, but believe fiction has sway over reality. It's what makes you so easily manipulated. You are a cancer upon the body politic; a parasite leeching the life of vibrant people because you know you could never handle being sexually expressive.
I'm convinced most of these books are written intentionally in such a way that if they don't get you there they'll make you laugh
Yes 100% the male love interest is a stalker psycho, but it's fine because he's hot
New-adult special, gottcha!
It's literally fantasy books for women, what else would you expect?
And now I'm remembered of the single greatest line ever written in the english Language. "Samantha Brown, you have to get out of here, your vagina is haunted."
Low quality smut is a fucking gift, man.
I like my women like I like my wings
I was about to ask you what this means.
Then I got far enough into the video so I'm just asking that question out loud.
Fly, Broken Wings?
Spicy and flat?
Dusty?
Dry rub?
"Make me a human tendie, Mothman"
That gives tender loving care a new mental image
@@Razorwindsg There's an old FMV game called that, it's about a man having to hire a therapist for his wife who can't handle losing their child, said therapist believes in sex therapy so things quickly spiral down the drain.
"What the fuuuck...
What the fuuuck...
What the fuuuck..."
- Me the entire time I'm watching this clip
Says the commenter in the same week they jerked it to a catgirl
"I need you turn me into my favorite type of pizza"
Me telling my lover how I like it in bed: yeah uhhh let me get it 🅱️ O N E L E S S
i was trying to decode it from the thumbnail but i thought it said homeless
Didn't just break the bedframe, destroyed the whole house smh my head
"I need you to fuck me out of house & home"
@@eventhorizon28 I saw that in a goofy ahh comedy public TV show once... Bro was a mechanic and the lady was very tall and strong, they were on the second story of his workshop, the whole building fell.
same, and somehow the real result made even less sense
Me too!!! Lmao
boneless 😂😂😂 The author was probably trying to change from using the word mushy, jelly, melting and other similar state of words that convey being so lustful that you lose all your energy, seemingly being boneless. LOL
Creative to say the least 😭😭😭
Lustful? It's fuck me until I've orgasmed so hard and/or so many times that I can't move.
I can see the editor as Squidward saying "How Original" to those words and then when the author changed it to boneless "Daring today, are we?"
The line was so crazy it made her voice crack several times.
how to respond to "F me until i'm boneless"
Step 1: pull out
step 2: assume thinking man pose
step 3: become dehydrated from laughter
I'm imagining Mint getting up in the middle of the night to set up a crime board. Pinned in the center is a scrap of paper with the word "boneless" scrawled on it. There are red strings tied between it and various scenes and monsters all over the board. She is sitting on a stool, head clutched in both hands, muttering "What does it mean?!"
The Minotaur WHAT?
Sounds like you need to catch the Summer Special with her and Matara lol
Ask Laios
@@lukijezThey let him WHAT a minotaur???
Girls: ewww boys are so degenerate
Also girls: MINOTAUR MILKING FARM
literally my reaction
3:05 It was already funny, but that meme sent me rofl
i can't even say anything funny to this bc this is already the most hilarious thing I've ever heard. nothing i say will be witty enough to retort with.
Amusing in fact☝️🤓
I mean, you can't go wrong with a _USA Today_ bestselling author, can you?
At least it's not your average one direction fanfiction right? right?
nothing gives me confidence like knowing female gooners have this much power over seemingly prestigious awards.
live your dreams chat, they're in reach
@@comedordetraps7337 One direction?
What is this, the early 2010's?
Having worked in a bookstore for nigh on two years, the ONE thing remaining from one direction that actually gets gooner women active isn't actually one direction, it's just Harry Styles.
Most of the openly horny YA trash fantasy novels are all about dragons, werewolves and demons though. As in, them f*cking the relatable, solid 5/10 protagonist with pink hair and purple eyes. And all of these mythical creatures being absolutely ENCHANTED with the mid-tier female to the point of wanting to off themselves should Maria Suellim of the genericist empire deny their advances.
Mint is a ghost, so is she technically boneless? Freak Fantome can’t keep getting away with this 🤌
Can I get uuuuuhhh *BONELESS* Mint Fantome?
We need a weekly book review/updates from Minto
I love how she takes so long to say it in large part because she can't do it without laughing. Also, when she finally says the boneless part, and someone in chat says "like a pizza!" Like, he's technically not wrong, but...
MinotaurMILKINGWGAT!?!?
REALLLYLONGMOTHTONGUEWHAT??????
A boneless pizza reference? in 2024?
The Bone -less- is eternal
Thank you for the clip nano! Lately haven't been able to make it to mintos streams so seeing this clips was amazing Lol. So glad to see the Minotaur series back again. THIS IS JUST LIKE MY FANFICTION!
I am the bone of my sword
Not after Mothman's done with you
b o n e l e s s
🅱️ONELESS
🅱️ O N E L E S S P I Z Z A
W I T H A 2 L I T R E O F C O K E
@@eventhorizon28 It's an older meme but it checks out
D E A D A S S
I need Matara to react to this
Translated? Maybe “jelly” would have been better than “boneless”
That would definitely not've been better.
"the gelatinous snake" i see you.
@@Izandaia always thought “mush” but “jelly” is definitely better
Well its better than boneless since its none sense with the wording or it might come out as ero gore@@Izandaia
"Oh boy, that was so good that I'm really mushy right now"
can you imagine, as a professional voice actor, most of your day-to-day work just to scrape by, is voicing these kinds of books, and PROFESSIONALLY no less
Freak Fantome strikes again
"monster bait" okay that was pretty good
0:06 i think i remember that from her cursed book stream HAGS collab with Matara Kan.
Also there's a manhwa with 2 similar characters but much more wholesome.
"Minotaur accidentally confesses his love"
It's in my 8/10 playlist if you don't want to type.
Manhwa... and Wholesome? That's kinda rare to find ngl
@@comedordetraps7337 added the name
In my attempt to reduce the psychic damage, I imagined the mothman looking like SMT's Mothman...
...Somehow that made it worse, but also more hilarious.
Why would you corrupt my precious moth son like that?
(To the tune of Y.M.C.A) Mothman! There's no need to feel down! I said Mothman!
Lift that man off the ground!
From all the English dictionaries they took boneless
I looked really carefully at this thumbnail, because there's a lot of clickbait on TH-cam, and so I'm practiced at reading blurred/censored text. I said to myself, "it looks like it says 'fuck me until I'm boneless', but I must be reading it wrong lol"
...oh
Just hearing about this feels psychologically damaging. 💀
Lol, how many of these book titles are going to reference balls in some way.
3:12 Mint gets her pizza bone-in confirmed
For reference, just in case anyone is genuinely wondering, 'boneless' means that you're so tired (or drunk) you can't stand up anymore.
Actually hilarious. I wasn't sure if she was just hyping it up too much, but she absolutely delivered. Holy shit lol
Freak Fantome
I love her
I read the thumbnail and said "there's no way that says boneless." I was wrong...
Falling asleep with that stuff playing probably isn't good for one's subconscious mind.
Hearing her talk dirty has awakened something in me. Now I wanna hear Mint narrate a whole story.
2:14 Mint said that like Norm Macdonald would've.
"You know what they shoulda called that movie? 10 Seconds...because he's a premature e-"
Boneless chicken > chicken with bones
I think at this point we can all agree that "Freak Fantome" may actually be a colossal understatement... Girl must be SERIOUSLY pent up! 😂
New Fatality: F'd Boneless
The way she said you do! ❤ gahh why is she so freaking cute!?
Clearly, that was an allusion to Ivar the Boneless, the Viking ruler of Dublin during the 9th century
The pixeled version made me think it was "homeless", which is still weird, but could describe them not going to work, not making money and losing their home 😂
Imagine just having done the deed with ur waifu when you look beside her and see her *whole skeleton* there. "Aw, crap... sorry honey, I did it again."
did the author forget the word "limp" at the moment and then never corrected it later? it's the only thing i can even think of that would make a slight bit of sense.
And suddenly my own writing isn't looking too bad. Thanks I needed this!
Does "boneless" refer to that weak, jelly leg feeling after sex?
Nooooooooooo! their ruining her! Barnes & Noble is ruining Minto’s romance brain with their Goonette Literature!
How could you Barnes & Noble, she’s just a helpless innocent ghost hag and now you’ve turned her into a insatiable Monsterfricker.
I’ll never forgive you for this B&N, Never!
Nothing could have prepared me for the twists, and turns this clip took.
1:08 "peggle, i hardly even knew her" what's up with this chatter 🧐
Responding only in clicks? I assume he can also ask whether "she knows da wae".
that line has left me... boneless
Damn it’s 2024 and erotic novels are still a thing? They really do stand the test of time 😅
With the ease of publishing digitally there are more than ever before.
Did you think people genetically engineered sexual impulses out of their bodies????
@@xarezarcs4125 This. It's a growing market all around the world, not just English and the like. I only know this because I had to read a ton of novels when learning Japanese, and was bored of the same fantasy, and ventured a bit into that area (female targeted, tons of strong prince stories saving the damsel in distress and making her a woman, etc. if you know what I mean), and oh boy, they're REALLY HARD to read. Not because they're badly written, but because the words they use are extremely rare and extremely convoluted.
That donation message at the very end, lmao
Putting the FREAK in Freak Fantome
I see Mint has channeled her inner Chris Farley this clip.
Ah yes, death by snu snu
Funny enough, I fell asleep to this VOD
Read that book. When mothman said click click click i feel it
making justice to the freak allegations
also ghosts are boneless...
Boneless, as if their entire body is jello and they can't stand up or really move their body purposefully anymore.
Mint doesn't read enough doujins and H-manga.
What a based oshi
don't people usually become 'boneless' **after** sex???? it's such an odd line for dirty talk lol
from the thumbnail, I assumed the word was going to be "homeless"
So I see now who all those weird books I see at the bookstore were made for.
At least she's direct. Maybe I have read too much stuff if i am this desensitized to all this (reminds me of the 50 shades of grey... uh craze? Where people kept quoting the book and it when you read it, its just a boring bdsm work drama after you get over the absurdism, maybe thats why mint falls asleep to them.)
B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A
I did NOT see where this was going.
Mothman machine 🅱️ R O K E
Lmao minto is all levels of cute and of cursed 😂😂😂
Spoilers, it was not the book where that first line comes from, it was just Mint.
Boneless is apt, b/c that'll be the guy's reaction probably. So confused HE becomes boneless.
A relatable line
2:45 get you straight to the point of the video.
ok i did not expect THAT
Why do i have the urge for pizza?
Omg someone had the same thought
😂
So she is one of those "Hear me out..." ladies....
If the cover is to be believed, it's by a USA today best-selling author.
@ Aspiring authors in the comments section: Your competition is weak, so go write and publish your book!
Ivar the Boneless rizz be like:
A man spying her on her room while she has a downtime? This is a girls fantasy?? Because I do that! ❤ ladies...
The sequel to WHAT!?
What the fuck is she listening to when she sleeps??? 😂
Eh not the worst thing I've heard. These shit gets wild and I'm always surprised women like her can sleep hearing the most downbad shit and not get hot and bothered with it. Then again from that documentary that I read, men and women really do process sexual things differently.
Freak Fantôme moment
3:14 does mint eat her pizza bone-in?
What a freaky ghost.
Huh. My guess for that last censored word in the thumbnail was “imperialist.”
Stevie Nicks button: 1:06