11:33 Dan Soder 32:56 Tony Hinchcliffe 51:13 Adrienne Lapalucci 1:07:29 Mark Normand 1:27:49 Duncan Trussell 1:32:32 Steve Rannazzisi 1:48:53 Sal Vulcano
I never wanted to see him do anything remotely sexual... Simulated or otherwise. Thanks alot kushy dreams. Will def be avoiding that shit like the plague.
@@AgendaInMind Woah, such intelligence, such beauty. Sure you're not sick? edit: also you actually can catch cancer, cancerous cells in a liver transplant will be highly likely to give the recipient liver cancer, or kidneys whatever. Furthermore that is a disease, influenza is a virus spread by living in water (mostly) and being inhaled or otherwise introduced to another person. Nothing you say makes much sense, can you get a source on 'kids get sick in october' more than any other months? Could that not be exactly the month after they start school and mingle, spreading viruses left and right? Just wondering
My favorite thing to do with edibles is to eat some, wait 10 minutes, then say 'I don't feel anything', then eat more; pretend I don't know any better (and then realize I don't).
I'm just like Dan. I started at 13 or 14, used my lunch money and when I smoke I'm a better version of me for sure. I lighten up and become less anxiety ridden. I also have tourettes and weed gets rid of my tics almost 100% so I smoke before work and before I go in public and it makes me look normal and nicer
I’ve always known of Ari through the Rogan group but never went out of my way to check out his podcast. What a good introduction episode for me. This was great. Just wish I could have seen the Diaz conversation.
Less than a year after I started smoking and I went to my cousins friends for 4/20. There was probably four 1/4 blunts, about 10 joints, and a bong for like 6-8 people at once. I have never been so stoned in my life . I passed out on the floor, some time later my two cousins picked me up, I ran into the bathroom and threw up. It was a great time.
First time i got high was years ago when i used to work on Cruiseships, the K9 dog in the police car was going insane as i passed by, i have never been so scared in my life. The whole day seemed like GTA game level.
I remember being 17 hanging out with my step brother and we smoked for the first time and got so high that we laughed at nothing for 4 hours. The good old days.
lol dan explaining an anxiety attack is like how most first real one goes.. I've been dealing with them for years and when people aren't sure they've ever had one im like nah you'll go to the ER because it feels like imminent death is upon you as a stroke or a heart attack.. Every one of them feels like the first time again, especially when you're high too.
I gotta give it up to Mark Normand for his legit skateboard skills on his Jenkem video. If you haven't seen it go watch it. I was expecting a poorly edited joke video with some pro skater doing the actual tricks but nope. Dude can really skate. Respect earned. He paid his gravity dues to know those tricks Trust me he did.
I saw him nail a kickflip on one of his shorts once, gonna watch this one real quick, he's legit really good edit: for someone that's been out of it for years, he absolutely shredded it, hell I could barely do that 50/50 w/ a front shove when I was into it, now? Not a chance I'd break my tailbone. Mad respect
its like a zoom version of 'this is not happening' you should keep doing these Ari these could be a GREAT series. different interesting or funny topic each time...killer content it could be
I just noticed the editing on sal's segment, Congratulations to whoever did this one. It's subtle it feels like this is how zoom-skype podcast should be formatted. Looks fantastic! Oh. Was it homlesspimp?
And after that Mr. Comedy! You sure did deliver on this Podcast with Soder, the women which I forgot and Normand 💓🙏 Great Episode, man - I think a few years of good podcasts gone by me being under a rock or sth and am now discovering all your tremendous comedians’ channels for the first time - have a lot of catching up to do 👌
One friend got so high he went to make perogies and stuck his entire hand into the boiling water to place the perogie in. Another friend plugged in the electric kettle THEN placed it on the heating element on the stove on high. Melting the bottom of the kettle onto the stove and almost burning down my apartment. Cooking always sounds like a good idea when your super high, but seldom is.
One time in high school on the way to the movies my friends and I decided to smoke a couple joints.. We pulled up to the front of the theater super high and all got out and ran up to see what time the movie started.. The movie was starting right then so we bought our tickets went in and watched the movie.. Well 2 hours later we walked out of the theater to find my friends car still sitting at the front of the theater with the engine running.. We completely forgot to park it.. We got in the car and drove home laughing the whole way.. Good times..
It was the first time I really really got blazed, I was at a high school party and they had a volcano if you guys know what that is. I was in the back yard and the cops came and I hid behind a fucking tiny tree like an idiot and when the cop shined the light on me and I just started laughing hard and it ended up being a cop I knew and he started laughing with me he said Morley! you know you’re completely visible right? You had to be there it was great I still got a ticket though.
Also started very early in highschool. Smoked at 15 for the first time, and by sophomore/junior year it was every day. I laughed so hard when Dan Soder brought up his highschool weed dealer named Devin, because I also had a highschool weed dealer named Devin! By end of Freshman year, the dude was a full time pusher. Great podcast, really enjoyed it. We have Delta 8 THC here in NY which has basically made weed legal in the state. I have 10 vape cartridges arriving today, gonna tear it up in honor of the pod.
that was one of the most uncomfortable pods ever, good god basically all the guests just get way too high and get anxious. That Jack Black one was rough
Slipknot and Korn concert I said "a hit of flower would be perfect right now" the dude behind me taps me on the shoulder and hands me a lit joint. Best concert ever. Share the love💨
At a community college we had the keys to the theatre department , we went above the auditorium on the catwalk about 80 feet in the air started blazing and 5 minutes in the two professors walked in stated it reeked like weed in here, they looked around for close to an hour couldn't find out where we were and finally they locked up and went home !
I love Sharing it when it randomly is relevant but the burr that Dan was talking about that he thought he felt stuck to him. In PA we got something similar we always Called them "Hitchikers" or send folks called em "chigur's " I think but that always sound real bad to me lmao. So I'd say hitch hikers. Lol
I don’t really have a cool or fun high story, but I have this.... GF in high school brings over a shwag bag: “Hey guys I found this in my sisters clothes” So we and another friend sat and smoked the whole thing.. probably 3g’s of shake and powder.... her sister comes in and automatically knows. It had a funny smell and taste.. like lavender. Her sister starts laughing: “dude I washed that shidt in my pants like a year ago, been trying to find some idiot to sell it to.” Lol
Iapalucci is looking healthy. I hope Aris fundraising efforts on her behalf were fruitful. I donated cuz chick is legit funny af and darker than black.
One of my first 4-5 times smoking I smoked a week that was purple for the first time, back when it was still very illegal. My friends reminded me of some Funions I had brought for the occasion, but I was so paranoid, I thought they were trying to sober me up with my own Funions. Good times 🙃👌✌
I smoked a blunt with hinchcliffe Redban and Joelberg after a KillTony in Dallas. They all were really chill. Watkins was cool too just not stoner cool. 😉
Poor Pinchsniff needs a better plug. All the small batch growers got priced outta town so it's all Colorado and California imports which is usually outdoor that's been machine trimmed and kief screened before it leaves the state!!
Joe needs to hire me as his personal gardener. I can grow em whatever strains they want and as much as they want of it too. The skys the limit. Joe probably brought somebody from California with him to do just that
For shake or Schwag or whatever you call it, you should infuse it into butter. Ounce of shake to a pound of butter, then use the butter in baking, keeps the effect strong, but doesn't makes the weed taste a bit more subtle
Here is a weed story, one time I got so high in a parking lot of a mall, probably the second or third time I've ever smoked... So high that when I tried to put on visine I wasn't able to and I said through a giggle fit that "my fingers are laughing" lmao I know it's stupid but it still makes me laugh to this day thinking about it
This didn’t happen to me personally, but my buddy (who doesn’t smoke or eat edibles very often) just happened to be in Vegas, having the worst edible experience of his life, in the the lobby of the same hotel as the Vegas shooter, during the time of the shooting. He was literally standing in the lobby already freaking out when the shooting started. At first he thought it was fireworks, then he and other people started seeing empty shells fall from above because the shooter was directly above them. Everybody quickly realized it was an active shooter situation and he ended up running through Vegas until he got to the outskirts of the town. And he was tripping the entire time.
One time me and my friend were gonna smoke a couple blunts and go for a hike at the local park. Well, by the time we got to the park,we were one blunt down and being a light weight, I was so fried, I started having a panic attack. My friend started busting my balls and saying I couldn’t hang with the big dogs and said he’d take me home, then proceeded to try and start his car with his seatbelt.
First time puffing was in highschool, went to dinner with at kfc with me mum. School chums working there' come in the bathroom to smoke. I thought I would never come down, dropping my food and room spinning. Mother never noticed. Went home to listen to cheech and Chong and couldn't even laugh i was so blasted! A super tall blonde lady cop showed up at the door looking for a friend of mine who escaped his group home. Crazy cherry popper!!
it was during when dabbing was taking lift-and i hadn't seen my friend in forever. we were on our way to go bar hopping. i hadn't dabbed before and he pulled out a bong and a huge torch. i took one hit and was blasted. the next thing I knew we were at the bar and I was sitting at the bar with a drink listening to EDM. And i couldn't talk. another time i freaked out my friends with how blood shot my eyes were-clear eyes was not working on them. LOL
I was 15 in my front yard. Car speeds by and throws a huge crown royal bag in my font yard. Few seconds later the cops cruise right by. I got to the bag and that was the day I got my first half ounce and scales ⚖. ✌❤🍄
My first time was in a parking lot with a bunch of friends. Tin foil homemade bowl with some regular trash bud. I didn't feel anything until I lit up a cigarette. Fast forward to 2 hours of walking the streets with a dozen friends laughing and bullshittin. Never looked back ✌️
Ari genuinely doesn't understand the panic attacks and fear associated with pot use lmao this is like the 4th podcast I've heard someone mention it with him having not clue as to what the guest was referencing lol. Nick Mullen for instance mentioned it to him and Ari just couldn't grasp it lol, Soder mentioned being "rattled" and Ari's instinct is to assume he means doing it too often and needing a break lol, in my experience that's when the "rattled" part happens the most intensly. I used to love weed but the last few years It's shown to 100% give me a panic attack lol God bless Ari tho. All the power to him, I wish I could enjoy weed like I use to 🙏
Good show Ari, much appreciated. If anyone else I'd leave it there, but since it is Ari I gotta call out the irony of Tony mentioning how he can't really get too high on stage just 1 or 2 hits not a big smoker, then Lapacucci & Mark Normand both are like yo we don't and never were into smoking up😂
The first time I got high was at my best friend's rehearsal dinner. No one would help me as I was so high. I stayed up with her all night while she hemmed her veil and talked about her wedding fears and I tried to act like I wasn't too high to help.
I live in Naples, Florida. We have some stupid fire here. In 1997,I was 15. Ive been smoking reggie but I had been starting to smoke bowls of what we called "Cripy"..which was the $60 an 8th of super funk...and totally fucking was the funkiest...my friend has the hook up on the Cripy but he was on probation so he couldn't smoke. This is when I fell in love with blunts.. But they were reggie blunts.. BIG BIG difference people. I couldn't roll them yet though myself. So, my boy gets me an eight of, to this day, Im remembering the taste, texture..fruity colors and shit... Fuck...I have my medical card.. To this day, that was the best weed I've ever even seen, let alone smoked .. So... He told great blunts, rolled me one...I smoke this blunt some in front of him, cause again, he's on probation.. And I get fucking planetary high.. And we're watching the movie "Judgement Night".. With Emilio Estives.. If that's who you even spell Estives.. And I got so God Damn high,I was dizzy, puking, took a shower and lost consciousness..I couldn't smoke or even think about weed for about 3 weeks. I remember the taste like i just smoked it. I'd give my left nut for a gram of that right now. That's my story, thank you. Fin.
first time i took to many edibles. i was at my parents the night before thanksgiving. i took half a brownie edible i knew would get me mildly high...and then my step dad offered me half of his edible cookie which he told me was strong but i figured i would just get pretty fucked up. cut to 2ish hours later the keyboard of my phone turned into a fish tank and the letters where the fish then i black out and wake up eating cookies sitting ontop of their washer. i black out again and wake up in my moms half on the bed half off the bed petting my cat and saying nonsense. i black out again and wake up in my old room pitch black imagining i was playing tetris on my wall for some reason till i eventually black out for good. i wake up late the next day completely greened out and for the entire day from the drive to my aunts all the way to dinner and driving back home i was falling asleep and waking up for like 15 minutes a piece
The first time getting stoned, I smoked 3 and a half, 1 & 1quarter, Js of some stuff we just called medical from Colorado. Came prerolled, all 7 in a cig box. My friend and I literally duct-taped my room shut from the inside, smoked 2 Js in there each while watching adventure time. 30min later we realized we fucked up because we both had to pee and were thirsty af.
First time I actually got high I had helped a friend score a quarter from another friend's older brother and got to sit in on the sesh. They rolled two fat joints of decent shwag then plugged em into oxygen masks. The four of us passed the masks around till they were nubs. I don't remember walking home but I do remember laying on my living room floor for 2-3 hours unable to move while the room spun and thinking I was gonna die. Was 14.
In highschool our favorite dealer was named Goku his $25 quarters were the shit that man lived right around the corner from my friends place I hope he’s chillin comfortably
Shout out to everyone still behind enemy lines relying on their dealer to get weed. To all the weed dealers, Thank you for your service.
welcome homie
Happy to help
Even in medical/rec states anyone that goes to stores is a putz.
You’re welcome young grasshopper
Doing the lord’s work
11:33 Dan Soder
32:56 Tony Hinchcliffe
51:13 Adrienne Lapalucci
1:07:29 Mark Normand
1:27:49 Duncan Trussell
1:32:32 Steve Rannazzisi
1:48:53 Sal Vulcano
My Man!
Bless you
legend!
Guys like this are a national treasure. Thank you for your service Mr. Wee Walks
Man Ari has stepped up the show quality. I love the skit commercial breaks.
I never wanted to see him do anything remotely sexual... Simulated or otherwise. Thanks alot kushy dreams. Will def be avoiding that shit like the plague.
@@AgendaInMind i like turtles
@@AgendaInMind Woah, such intelligence, such beauty. Sure you're not sick?
edit: also you actually can catch cancer, cancerous cells in a liver transplant will be highly likely to give the recipient liver cancer, or kidneys whatever. Furthermore that is a disease, influenza is a virus spread by living in water (mostly) and being inhaled or otherwise introduced to another person. Nothing you say makes much sense, can you get a source on 'kids get sick in october' more than any other months? Could that not be exactly the month after they start school and mingle, spreading viruses left and right? Just wondering
Sup Mommies. Biggest thing I do is skip commercials and tying it into the podcast itself is genius
That kushy dreams ad read is one of the best things I've ever seen. Poor Bandit.
Duncan has been podcasting for way too long to film with the camera facing directly towards the sun, but hey, here we are.
has he ever done much or any video stuff though? also that was very Duncan
It’s the 420 episode, man’s is stoned.. doesn’t even know the sun exists in that video 😂
Sal: we watched the Lego movie
Ari with his eyes completly closed:
"That's a good movie"
🙈😆😆😆
My favorite thing to do with edibles is to eat some, wait 10 minutes, then say 'I don't feel anything', then eat more; pretend I don't know any better (and then realize I don't).
can't wait for kushy dreams to drop Ari after that absolute banger of an ad 10/10
Oh my God I was laughing so goddamn hard at that shit. Hands down the best ad I've ever seen
Nah, they sponsor cum town
How to lose a sponsor straight outta the gate by Ari Shaffir
I'm just like Dan. I started at 13 or 14, used my lunch money and when I smoke I'm a better version of me for sure. I lighten up and become less anxiety ridden. I also have tourettes and weed gets rid of my tics almost 100% so I smoke before work and before I go in public and it makes me look normal and nicer
Is it common for marijuana to get rid of tics for tourettes?
@@johnedward8352 def not enough research on that to make a claim
I’ve always known of Ari through the Rogan group but never went out of my way to check out his podcast. What a good introduction episode for me. This was great. Just wish I could have seen the Diaz conversation.
Thanks, now I can spread the true history of 420.
Less than a year after I started smoking and I went to my cousins friends for 4/20. There was probably four 1/4 blunts, about 10 joints, and a bong for like 6-8 people at once. I have never been so stoned in my life . I passed out on the floor, some time later my two cousins picked me up, I ran into the bathroom and threw up. It was a great time.
First time i got high was years ago when i used to work on Cruiseships, the K9 dog in the police car was going insane as i passed by, i have never been so scared in my life. The whole day seemed like GTA game level.
I remember being 17 hanging out with my step brother and we smoked for the first time and got so high that we laughed at nothing for 4 hours. The good old days.
I love the last guy!!
Loved how he explained his stories about 3 times each. He was sooo riped!
Decent stories but the story telling was pretty rough.
4 white claws
A bottle of red
6 green bongs
This podcast 👌🏼
Some ketamine
A little fentanyl
This podcast
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🤙🖕💪🤘✊🖕🖕🖕
lol dan explaining an anxiety attack is like how most first real one goes.. I've been dealing with them for years and when people aren't sure they've ever had one im like nah you'll go to the ER because it feels like imminent death is upon you as a stroke or a heart attack.. Every one of them feels like the first time again, especially when you're high too.
This was so good...Leave it up to Ari to do episode 420 justice with this multiple guest hommage to our favorite plant.
It was very nice of Duncan to show us his legendary ghillie suit in the background of the first part of his recording.
I gotta give it up to Mark Normand for his legit skateboard skills on his Jenkem video. If you haven't seen it go watch it. I was expecting a poorly edited joke video with some pro skater doing the actual tricks but nope. Dude can really skate. Respect earned. He paid his gravity dues to know those tricks
Trust me he did.
Yeah that was a great video! I wasn't expecting him to be so good at it for some reason. Then I ended up watching 10 more Jenken videos LOL.
I saw him nail a kickflip on one of his shorts once, gonna watch this one real quick, he's legit really good
edit: for someone that's been out of it for years, he absolutely shredded it, hell I could barely do that 50/50 w/ a front shove when I was into it, now? Not a chance I'd break my tailbone. Mad respect
Good call on the video, I didn’t know he ever skated, that was way better than I thought it be
Ari these new podcasts and edits are really good! Keep it going!
its like a zoom version of 'this is not happening' you should keep doing these Ari these could be a GREAT series. different interesting or funny topic each time...killer content it could be
Ari just keeps cranking out the winners!
Soder never disappoints
I just noticed the editing on sal's segment, Congratulations to whoever did this one. It's subtle it feels like this is how zoom-skype podcast should be formatted. Looks fantastic!
Oh. Was it homlesspimp?
Air stands up while Sal starts bombng LOL hes pacing out of frame while Sals like help help im drowning lol 2:05:00
01:07:00 hahahaha that gravity bong ad got me good, thank you @arishaffir 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏 *pipes are confusing*
And after that Mr. Comedy! You sure did deliver on this Podcast with Soder, the women which I forgot and Normand 💓🙏 Great Episode, man - I think a few years of good podcasts gone by me being under a rock or sth and am now discovering all your tremendous comedians’ channels for the first time - have a lot of catching up to do 👌
One friend got so high he went to make perogies and stuck his entire hand into the boiling water to place the perogie in.
Another friend plugged in the electric kettle THEN placed it on the heating element on the stove on high. Melting the bottom of the kettle onto the stove and almost burning down my apartment.
Cooking always sounds like a good idea when your super high, but seldom is.
One time in high school on the way to the movies my friends and I decided to smoke a couple joints.. We pulled up to the front of the theater super high and all got out and ran up to see what time the movie started.. The movie was starting right then so we bought our tickets went in and watched the movie.. Well 2 hours later we walked out of the theater to find my friends car still sitting at the front of the theater with the engine running.. We completely forgot to park it.. We got in the car and drove home laughing the whole way.. Good times..
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Hey Guys! Hope everyone has a great week! Just spreading some love and positive energy! ♥️
One or Marks first words here are something about doing shrooms on a ski trip and it’s a %100 true statement but it sounds hilarious coming from him.
Thanks for all the hard work to put this awesome episode together!! 🔥🔥🔥😎👊
It was the first time I really really got blazed, I was at a high school party and they had a volcano if you guys know what that is. I was in the back yard and the cops came and I hid behind a fucking tiny tree like an idiot and when the cop shined the light on me and I just started laughing hard and it ended up being a cop I knew and he started laughing with me he said Morley! you know you’re completely visible right? You had to be there it was great I still got a ticket though.
The most under appreciated man in Comedy.
I'm smoking and drinking tea while watching this. I'm throughly enjoying the moment 😌
Also started very early in highschool. Smoked at 15 for the first time, and by sophomore/junior year it was every day.
I laughed so hard when Dan Soder brought up his highschool weed dealer named Devin, because I also had a highschool weed dealer named Devin! By end of Freshman year, the dude was a full time pusher.
Great podcast, really enjoyed it. We have Delta 8 THC here in NY which has basically made weed legal in the state. I have 10 vape cartridges arriving today, gonna tear it up in honor of the pod.
lol me too, except my Devin spent time in jail for selling lsd and firing a gun in his apartment parking lot..good times lol
This is legit the best episode I’ve seen yet and I’m probably 100 or so in
1:26:40 Doritos.....the red kind
This is way better than Getting Doug With High
To each their anal
wow, that show is still around?
that was one of the most uncomfortable pods ever, good god basically all the guests just get way too high and get anxious. That Jack Black one was rough
As i watch this from buffalo n.y. ,we are officially a legal state. Awesome timing!
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@@clownishryooo4790 hell yeah!!!! 😊
That’s funny that you mention the Brass Monkey bar in Koreatown in LA. The Brass Monkey is one of my favorite bars in Taipei, Taiwan.
LMFAO when Sal was talking about reading the captions then thinking about how you could deliver the line 😭😭😭😭
Literally came here on a trip going sideways and you righted the ship
Slipknot and Korn concert I said "a hit of flower would be perfect right now" the dude behind me taps me on the shoulder and hands me a lit joint. Best concert ever. Share the love💨
At a community college we had the keys to the theatre department , we went above the auditorium on the catwalk about 80 feet in the air started blazing and 5 minutes in the two professors walked in stated it reeked like weed in here, they looked around for close to an hour couldn't find out where we were and finally they locked up and went home !
I love Sharing it when it randomly is relevant but the burr that Dan was talking about that he thought he felt stuck to him. In PA we got something similar we always Called them "Hitchikers" or send folks called em "chigur's " I think but that always sound real bad to me lmao. So I'd say hitch hikers. Lol
Epic episode! One of the best Skeptic Tanks
Smoking cones and this pops up in the sub feed, keennn
I don’t really have a cool or fun high story, but I have this....
GF in high school brings over a shwag bag:
“Hey guys I found this in my sisters clothes”
So we and another friend sat and smoked the whole thing.. probably 3g’s of shake and powder.... her sister comes in and automatically knows. It had a funny smell and taste.. like lavender. Her sister starts laughing: “dude I washed that shidt in my pants like a year ago, been trying to find some idiot to sell it to.” Lol
LAST DUDE WAS ANNOYING LOL BUT FUNNY AF💥💯
1:31:07 "you know when you're that high and you think a UFO will appear???"
Iapalucci is looking healthy. I hope Aris fundraising efforts on her behalf were fruitful. I donated cuz chick is legit funny af and darker than black.
The kushy dreams commercial set the bar high. How won't that be the best part of the episode.
I love you guys! Thank you so much Ari. You're a fuckin Super Hero.
Wow, that ad read... Ari's got that stroke game 😌👌
One of my first 4-5 times smoking I smoked a week that was purple for the first time, back when it was still very illegal. My friends reminded me of some Funions I had brought for the occasion, but I was so paranoid, I thought they were trying to sober me up with my own Funions.
Good times 🙃👌✌
Doritos “the red kind “ 😂
Noice, I’m dabbing some crumble early and this pops up
Really loved seeing Tony!
best comedy podcast on YT. hands down.
The intro is so damn catchy
Actual for real LOL on the kushy dreams bit. So good.
I smoked a blunt with hinchcliffe Redban and Joelberg after a KillTony in Dallas. They all were really chill. Watkins was cool too just not stoner cool. 😉
Poor Pinchsniff needs a better plug. All the small batch growers got priced outta town so it's all Colorado and California imports which is usually outdoor that's been machine trimmed and kief screened before it leaves the state!!
Joe needs to hire me as his personal gardener. I can grow em whatever strains they want and as much as they want of it too. The skys the limit. Joe probably brought somebody from California with him to do just that
@@Rand_al_Thor372 it was my blunt. I rolled it with straight Cali indoor. It’s not what you know, it’s who you know. 209 son.
For shake or Schwag or whatever you call it, you should infuse it into butter. Ounce of shake to a pound of butter, then use the butter in baking, keeps the effect strong, but doesn't makes the weed taste a bit more subtle
That Kushy Dreams ad is seared into my brain. Great marketing Ari. Hilarious.
I’m so glad soder understands powering through your weed attacks.
The first time I smoked pot was the day of the OJ Simpson Bronco chase. For some reason I love that fact.
Here is a weed story, one time I got so high in a parking lot of a mall, probably the second or third time I've ever smoked... So high that when I tried to put on visine I wasn't able to and I said through a giggle fit that "my fingers are laughing" lmao I know it's stupid but it still makes me laugh to this day thinking about it
Think I'll make the thumbnail at the beginning my home and lock screen for April!
Love ya, Ari!😍
This didn’t happen to me personally, but my buddy (who doesn’t smoke or eat edibles very often) just happened to be in Vegas, having the worst edible experience of his life, in the the lobby of the same hotel as the Vegas shooter, during the time of the shooting. He was literally standing in the lobby already freaking out when the shooting started. At first he thought it was fireworks, then he and other people started seeing empty shells fall from above because the shooter was directly above them. Everybody quickly realized it was an active shooter situation and he ended up running through Vegas until he got to the outskirts of the town. And he was tripping the entire time.
Dude, if you get bored, go check out the spiral mall next to the giant indigenous market
One time me and my friend were gonna smoke a couple blunts and go for a hike at the local park. Well, by the time we got to the park,we were one blunt down and being a light weight, I was so fried, I started having a panic attack. My friend started busting my balls and saying I couldn’t hang with the big dogs and said he’d take me home, then proceeded to try and start his car with his seatbelt.
"You ever hear Kurt Metzger talk....on weeeed."
41 minutes in and this is in the top 10 of podcasts I've seen.
First time puffing was in highschool, went to dinner with at kfc with me mum. School chums working there' come in the bathroom to smoke. I thought I would never come down, dropping my food and room spinning. Mother never noticed. Went home to listen to cheech and Chong and couldn't even laugh i was so blasted! A super tall blonde lady cop showed up at the door looking for a friend of mine who escaped his group home. Crazy cherry popper!!
Kushy dreams just won the ad read lottery
My lord vulcano is high as fuck and I love it. Best episode ever
Loved this episode, definitely worth watching this one
Yeah Normand getting down with the Wild Turkey 101, the best cheap bourbon on the planet
I was so happy when I saw this. Makes my cubicle job way more enjoyable along with the dab I hit on my break
7:20 yo wtf was the in the back ground?
it was during when dabbing was taking lift-and i hadn't seen my friend in forever. we were on our way to go bar hopping. i hadn't dabbed before and he pulled out a bong and a huge torch. i took one hit and was blasted. the next thing I knew we were at the bar and I was sitting at the bar with a drink listening to EDM. And i couldn't talk. another time i freaked out my friends with how blood shot my eyes were-clear eyes was not working on them. LOL
I like that holding off for a couple weeks and could release it on 4/20
I was 15 in my front yard. Car speeds by and throws a huge crown royal bag in my font yard. Few seconds later the cops cruise right by. I got to the bag and that was the day I got my first half ounce and scales ⚖. ✌❤🍄
My first time was in a parking lot with a bunch of friends. Tin foil homemade bowl with some regular trash bud. I didn't feel anything until I lit up a cigarette. Fast forward to 2 hours of walking the streets with a dozen friends laughing and bullshittin. Never looked back ✌️
In honor of Mary honor 🌳🙏💚
Ari genuinely doesn't understand the panic attacks and fear associated with pot use lmao this is like the 4th podcast I've heard someone mention it with him having not clue as to what the guest was referencing lol. Nick Mullen for instance mentioned it to him and Ari just couldn't grasp it lol, Soder mentioned being "rattled" and Ari's instinct is to assume he means doing it too often and needing a break lol, in my experience that's when the "rattled" part happens the most intensly. I used to love weed but the last few years It's shown to 100% give me a panic attack lol God bless Ari tho. All the power to him, I wish I could enjoy weed like I use to 🙏
Good show Ari, much appreciated. If anyone else I'd leave it there, but since it is Ari I gotta call out the irony of Tony mentioning how he can't really get too high on stage just 1 or 2 hits not a big smoker, then Lapacucci & Mark Normand both are like yo we don't and never were into smoking up😂
The first time I got high was at my best friend's rehearsal dinner. No one would help me as I was so high. I stayed up with her all night while she hemmed her veil and talked about her wedding fears and I tried to act like I wasn't too high to help.
I live in Naples, Florida.
We have some stupid fire here.
In 1997,I was 15. Ive been smoking reggie but I had been starting to smoke bowls of what we called "Cripy"..which was the $60 an 8th of super funk...and totally fucking was the funkiest...my friend has the hook up on the Cripy but he was on probation so he couldn't smoke. This is when I fell in love with blunts.. But they were reggie blunts.. BIG BIG difference people. I couldn't roll them yet though myself. So, my boy gets me an eight of, to this day, Im remembering the taste, texture..fruity colors and shit... Fuck...I have my medical card.. To this day, that was the best weed I've ever even seen, let alone smoked .. So... He told great blunts, rolled me one...I smoke this blunt some in front of him, cause again, he's on probation.. And I get fucking planetary high.. And we're watching the movie "Judgement Night".. With Emilio Estives.. If that's who you even spell Estives.. And I got so God Damn high,I was dizzy, puking, took a shower and lost consciousness..I couldn't smoke or even think about weed for about 3 weeks.
I remember the taste like i just smoked it. I'd give my left nut for a gram of that right now. That's my story, thank you.
Fin.
That ad read was BRUTAL
first time i took to many edibles. i was at my parents the night before thanksgiving. i took half a brownie edible i knew would get me mildly high...and then my step dad offered me half of his edible cookie which he told me was strong but i figured i would just get pretty fucked up. cut to 2ish hours later the keyboard of my phone turned into a fish tank and the letters where the fish then i black out and wake up eating cookies sitting ontop of their washer. i black out again and wake up in my moms half on the bed half off the bed petting my cat and saying nonsense. i black out again and wake up in my old room pitch black imagining i was playing tetris on my wall for some reason till i eventually black out for good. i wake up late the next day completely greened out and for the entire day from the drive to my aunts all the way to dinner and driving back home i was falling asleep and waking up for like 15 minutes a piece
Chief Rollemfatty! Great fun ep!
The first time getting stoned, I smoked 3 and a half, 1 & 1quarter, Js of some stuff we just called medical from Colorado. Came prerolled, all 7 in a cig box. My friend and I literally duct-taped my room shut from the inside, smoked 2 Js in there each while watching adventure time. 30min later we realized we fucked up because we both had to pee and were thirsty af.
This is a mad man. Did you see the ad lmaooooooo
First time I actually got high I had helped a friend score a quarter from another friend's older brother and got to sit in on the sesh. They rolled two fat joints of decent shwag then plugged em into oxygen masks. The four of us passed the masks around till they were nubs. I don't remember walking home but I do remember laying on my living room floor for 2-3 hours unable to move while the room spun and thinking I was gonna die. Was 14.
Hitting my third gravity bong in 10 minutes, hearing “three is SO much!”
Haha yeah...👀😬
In highschool our favorite dealer was named Goku his $25 quarters were the shit that man lived right around the corner from my friends place I hope he’s chillin comfortably
Shout-out Goku
my favorite part was when dan said we gotta do season 3 of 6th and jump. lol
My favorite moment was... Fuck...I forgot... This is some good fucking bud... 😂