Right, He so carefully cuts away the roots to the best of his abilty, than gently rips off the bark of the tree and then just shoves it in his mouth like a weapon. And then any other plant gets yanked, robbed of it's roots/petals and devoured like a snake eating a rat.
@@PauaPe meant more that the modern packaging is soulless, and how most foods were stored and preserved by hand at the time of this game, not that the companies themselves had any actual soul
12:00 I love how he's just casually eating a flower and a huge bear is snarling at him then the next frame, the bear is laying dead and he's. Still. Eating.
17:31 honestly, seeing all these three (correction: 4) characters together again, peacefully, just puts a big smile on my face AND a little tear in the eye.
This is why rockstar stay at the top , minor things like this makes open world game epic , although some people will never eat any of this or care, but the fact that something like this is in the game just makes the game so good, it’s in our nature , we might not need it , but we need the extra options that we can choose to have it/
@Arnov Barua One moment you're helping Mexican rebels overthrow their dictator government, next moment you're shitting by a tree cuz you some bad beef stew
If i was a bounty hunter or a cop i would just take that chance to walk up to him and talk about why he became an outlaw in the first place then sit there and eat with him and give him and myself some drinks to wash the food down
The scariest thing about John Marston isn't his past. It isn't his devotion to his family and friends. It isn't how dangerous and deadly he is. It's the fact he can swallow an entire tin of food in the span of 2 seconds
I like how rockstar takes the time to put this kind of crazy details in their games, and yet can't bother to make it so that the player can flank a group of ennemis during a mission without the game giving you a game over lmao
I mean... You're not wrong. I remeber seeing an Posse of odriscols getting their buddy out of a jail wagon. I got out my rolling block rifle and shot one and then everyone *fucking disappeared* they faded away.
I know this is just a show case for every food in RDR2 but the way they made the video made it from just a boring list of food and drinks to a story telling about john's journey to be a food reviewer, genius
Alternate title: John Marston follows his dreams to be a food reviewer, eats bad plant that poisons him, resorts to alcoholism, turns to natural health elixirs to fight his addiction
John: I'll have 2 lamb's fry, a prime rib large, a prairie chicken with extra dip a fried catfish, two roast beef one with chilli and a large moonshine
Fun fact: in a survival situation, its best to never eat mushrooms, even if you can tell if they are poisonous or not. Mushrooms have a Very LOW caloric value, so taking a risk is never worth it, because even if it’s not poisonous, it doesn’t help malnutrition at all.
I love it when a shooters have eating. Sounds kinda weird, but it’s a really cool feature that reminds you that somebody cares about making something fun.
Cool little fact for you guys: In the game, when you're buying a coffee, you can inspect the can and you will see "Brazilian coffee" written on it. Well, that happens because Brazil was actually the greatest place for coffee during the period when the game takes place! Basically, there were two places here in Brazil where coffee was produced in large scale, one was the "Vale do Paraíba" area, where the coffee was produced by slaves in big farms. And the second area which was called "Oeste Paulista", which actually became better than the first one, first because it was mainly produced by immigrants and because of solo factors. So yeah, Brazil at this time was a big fish in the coffee market. My family also works with coffee around here and I can tell how people here just love coffee, it's in our country roots after all, pretty nice detail from Rockstar I must say!
I would like to see john eat two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number fourty fives one with cheese and a large soda
Did I just watch an entire video on each RDR2 eating animations while having a sick fever that is draining my entire energy and helped me relax? Yes sir
@@DMCS1917 Dutch is literate. In fact he never shuts up about it. Or maybe it's all a well-constructed lie to appear more knowledgeable than he is. Could be either/or honestly.
Red Diet Redemption 2 Plus, for people to remember, oregano is a species of flowering plant in the mint family Lamiaceae. It was native to the Mediterranean region, but widely naturalised elsewhere in the temperate Northern Hemisphere. Oregano is a woody perennial plant, growing 20-80 cm tall, with opposite leaves 1-4 cm long. The flowers which can be white, pink or light purple, are 3-4 mm long, and produced in erect spikes in summer. It is sometimes called wild marjoram, and its close relative, O. majorana, is known as sweet marjoram. Both are widely used as culinary herbs, especially in Turkish, Greek, Spanish, Italian, Hispanic, and French cuisine. Oregano is also an ornamental plant, with numerous cultivars bred for varying leaf colour, flower colour and habit. (Everything is from wiki)
i love this game. this is the end result of a game that devs put their blood sweat and tears into. a game made with love. no shortcuts, nothing. just a 10/10 game with an amazing story. RIP Arthur Morgan
The absolute swagger of picking a Violet Snowdrop, pruning the stem, and eating the flowers calmly, all while a bear not even three feet away tries to size you up, is plain amazing, especially since the following scene seemingly portrays that the bear was beaten to death over the next flower. Truly a man that does not fear death.
John in 1911: *Crossing the entire map to hunt down his ex-bandmates and get his family back* John in 1907: *Crossing the entire map to satisfy his food / culinary needs*
12:03 *bear gets angry when you eat all his plants around* *1 minute later bear lying dead while you're still chomping on his plants* *Plot Twist : don't mess with a hungry cowboy*
The inside shoots of cattails are edible, as long as they're in soil that's clean due to being filter plants. Seeing the clip, it looks like john decided to eat the devil's corndog instead.
With the amount of liquor he packed into himself I think its safe to say he is somehow an ancestor of jim lahey. He certainly knows how to drink with the grain of the liquor
UPDATED VERSION WITH ORIGINAL AUDIO: th-cam.com/video/3baEU2uY2sI/w-d-xo.html
------- TIMELINE -------
00:00 Intro
00:19 Canned Food
00:57 Snacks/Fruit/Vegetables
02:02 Saloon Meals
04:30 Store Snacks
06:56 Cooked Meat
08:11 Stews
08:52 Plants
12:43 Drinks
15:44 Tonics
17:18 Outro
thanks fam
Pls click th blue part
@@hijgghkgkgiy8226 no
@@cangrejo5238 why?
@@hijgghkgkgiy8226 it's suspicious
Abigail: What happened to our entire savings?
John: *Food*
underrated
Abigail I was just hungry what can I say?
So basically college students
So that’s what happened to John’s money after Rdr2
No blame it on uncle he got lumbago
11:59 Eats plant, bear gets offended. Cuts to the next scene with the bear dead lmao.
@@caesar7786 njir
@@TheWanderingHunter indo ya?
@@Hyu249 yoi
@@TheWanderingHunter yo
LMAO
I like how gentle he is with the vanilla flower when he practically obliterated the other plants.
Right, He so carefully cuts away the roots to the best of his abilty, than gently rips off the bark of the tree and then just shoves it in his mouth like a weapon.
And then any other plant gets yanked, robbed of it's roots/petals and devoured like a snake eating a rat.
4:31
12:13
I love how unique food packaging was at that time, everything looks so unique and done with love.
Это правда
True but the food was more likely to kill you since the FDA wasn’t a thing and corporations would put nasty chemicals in it
Now compare that to "Corporate Memphis"/modern soulless flat design haha
@@seronymusI find this comment kinda strange, considering massive commercialized companies who mass produce food products are already soulless.
@@PauaPe meant more that the modern packaging is soulless, and how most foods were stored and preserved by hand at the time of this game, not that the companies themselves had any actual soul
12:00 I love how he's just casually eating a flower and a huge bear is snarling at him then the next frame, the bear is laying dead and he's. Still. Eating.
Don't mess when man eating something
Or else
And then he killed it and then went to eat another flower lol
Lesson learned: Don't mess with anyone eating a Violet Snowdrop.
YEA XD hahahahah
Lesson learned
i like how you just see john running at a pig, it sqeals, then he is sitting by the fire cooking it all within 4 seconds
I know, that smash cut gets me every time
6:58 😂💔
6:58
"INCOMING!!!!!"
Ikr
17:31 honestly, seeing all these three (correction: 4) characters together again, peacefully, just puts a big smile on my face AND a little tear in the eye.
Too bad that it lasted for only 4 years
There's four
@@user-vn6ki6gs8wI did not notice the typo I made. Thanks for letting me know.
«We all make mistakes, John» - Dutch, RDR1
I love these animations because theyre relatively immersive while also respecting the player's time
they struck a great balance
True
“STOP IT JOHN”
John: NO NOT UNTIL IM FULL!
12:34
Ryuuji Takasu thanks
@@reduxity4941 lol no problem.
He's like garfield
He'll never be full
I CANT STOP EATING!!!
meanwhile, at cyberpunk: *inventory screen chomp sound effect*
Cyberpunk doesn’t even have a chomp effect lol
@@freaskydoodle999 xd
@@freaskydoodle999 you obviously don't get the joke-
neither game should have done anything like this, people didn't see their families for entire weeks because of this unnecessary work.
This is why rockstar stay at the top , minor things like this makes open world game epic , although some people will never eat any of this or care, but the fact that something like this is in the game just makes the game so good, it’s in our nature , we might not need it , but we need the extra options that we can choose to have it/
I like how theres high tension action music playing while john is just chugging down foods like a beast
3:10 I love the little detail that it gives you a fork and knife to cut the prime rib. Rdr2 has some of the best details ever
I’d be a bit disappointed if I ordered a steak and they gave me a butter knife
@@JavierEscuella1911 true true
@@JavierEscuella1911 it’s probably tender enough to be cut by a butter knife
It's a shame Arthur and John don't have eating animations when you order food in saloons, even NPCs have those.
The pace of the video implies john didn't need silverware but was too hungry to request not to have it.
Imagine seeing one of the most infamous outlaws ever sitting on a cliff just,
*eatin'*
C'mon, a man's gotta eat
@Arnov Barua One moment you're helping Mexican rebels overthrow their dictator government, next moment you're shitting by a tree cuz you some bad beef stew
@@TheWickedLep professionals have *STANDARDS*
I’d sit down and eat with them!
If i was a bounty hunter or a cop i would just take that chance to walk up to him and talk about why he became an outlaw in the first place then sit there and eat with him and give him and myself some drinks to wash the food down
Teacher: So this is how you do algebra any questions?
The guys in the back:
By 2100 the students in the back of the class will be cooking meals and running entire restaurants on the spot
@@NAHDFOX now that's a promising future
@Bruh .
@Bruh .
@Bruh
The scariest thing about John Marston isn't his past.
It isn't his devotion to his family and friends.
It isn't how dangerous and deadly he is.
It's the fact he can swallow an entire tin of food in the span of 2 seconds
The scariest thing is that he can sound like Arthur when he vomits.
12:30
A skill he learned from Arthur. It comes in handy when you're constantly on the run.
It reminded me of a Homer and Grime
Where grime says he eats like a pig but lenny says no pigs tend to chew i say he its more like a duck
Bro cranked canned corned beef
4:32
12:25 I like the fact that the devs never changed the throw up sound depending on the character
rdr2: a huge variety of food
Gta5: snacks, take it or leave it
GTA 4: my dog is long and hot
And a soda
@@glokkboizayo1013 come and eat them!
@@glokkboizayo1013 sir, I applaud you for that quote lol
@@Smiley0.1 take a bite out of this fun Chihuahua!
It’s now canon that John spent the entire period between 2 and 1 eating everything he could find just to see what would happen.
Yes
"Hey, anytime arthur ate he would scream much less at being shot at....let me test this"
watching this makes me hungry
@@benry1239 "It also seemed that his aim was much better every time he smoked a cigar..."
Diabetes and Dysentery
I imagine it can be boring for Hectorlo to just shoot guns at the sky over and over, but I can tell he had a lot of fun making this video.
12:06
I love how bear ambushed him and he's like "not now. I'm making a food review video"
4:32 I love how the music is so intense, like John is on a mission to eat as much as possible to save his family
To claim victory he must single-handedly starve the entire enemy army to save his family.
How this get 82 like ?
This must be more likes !
“Must eat everything”
12:15 the music be like: “He has finally found the mighty vanilla flower!”
@@yuehaowu I wonder if there's hunger bar from Red Dead Redemption.
Alternate video title:
Depressed Man Eats to Death Because His Friend Died On A Cliff.
Lmfao
Oh mY gAwD dOnT sPoIl ThE eNdInG!!!1!11!
Garrystan
Bruh the game has been out for over a year
Edit: wait it was a joke, sorry
Garrystan It’s been out for over a year...
@@jos3ph.d It was literally commented as a joke but aight.
12:04 I love how calmly he just stared at the bear
I like how each bar has its own food catered to it
12:16 I like how calmly he picked that flower and put it in his bag but then immediately eats it like a starving man.
The music calms down as well. It's like "finally I found the mighty vanilla flower".
Why have I seen you 3 diff times on 3 diff channels
@@askinni o mighty vanilla flower
jesus, i barely remember commenting this
Bear: *roars to john*
John: youre lucky the stew part is over
Lucky son of a----- aint he?
Lmaooo
loll
XD
th-cam.com/video/KhVbr0OyAOE/w-d-xo.html
It’s amazing how the eating sound effect changes depending on what you are eating, and they’re realistic
I like how rockstar takes the time to put this kind of crazy details in their games, and yet can't bother to make it so that the player can flank a group of ennemis during a mission without the game giving you a game over lmao
@@mordor1779 Details are what Rockstar is good at, not game mechanics xD
I mean... You're not wrong.
I remeber seeing an Posse of odriscols getting their buddy out of a jail wagon.
I got out my rolling block rifle and shot one and then everyone *fucking disappeared* they faded away.
I know this is just a show case for every food in RDR2 but the way they made the video made it from just a boring list of food and drinks to a story telling about john's journey to be a food reviewer, genius
John gave up his life of crime to be a TH-cam food reviewer.
Ryan Yarnevich The video takes place in 1907...
Jsjsjsj
What a time traveler
400 like
Hey guys, Marston here. I will be reviewing home cooked meals cooked by my lovely wife Abigail! Lets start!
Alternate title: John Marston follows his dreams to be a food reviewer, eats bad plant that poisons him, resorts to alcoholism, turns to natural health elixirs to fight his addiction
Also figths a bear
@Lonewolf 1911a1 let me just pour some meth into my come full of cocaine
And then he became addicted to health cures and developed a weak immunity system
Max Payne 4 story leaked
I actually role play the game sometimes as John being a food critic and I go to every saloon.
The sound of the rooted plants being plucked is so satisfying. It's like when you pull out a whole root in real life, it just feels good.
The fact he eats them without rinsing is just mind blowing
Starting and ending the volideo with the same tune was a beautiful touch. This whole video is great at subtly telling a story.
I like how John has the power to simply say “can I have some food” and they immediately know what he would like to eat.
“hey…do y’all sell food?”
@@mageflame7477 "Here's that fish stew you ordered, sir."
@@octaviusroosevelt7355 uhm...okay
He had actual lines for the separate dishes at the first two places though, they probably just caught on.
Well there's a cheaper meal and a more expensive meal. So depending on how much John handed them, that's the meal he's getting.
John: I'll have 2 lamb's fry, a prime rib large, a prairie chicken with extra dip a fried catfish, two roast beef one with chilli and a large moonshine
Say the Big John
I ain't fat I'm big boned
All you had to do was follow the damn train Arthur
@@siphobrisloks8133 Bones don't jiggle.
That dump would be legendary.
I love the little transitions you included between the different animation themes.
Fun fact: in a survival situation, its best to never eat mushrooms, even if you can tell if they are poisonous or not. Mushrooms have a Very LOW caloric value, so taking a risk is never worth it, because even if it’s not poisonous, it doesn’t help malnutrition at all.
Would be funny if John or Arthur could die because the player ate a poisonous mushroom.
my man sacrificed a whole set of antique alcohols for this
That's like $160 in online😂😂
At least he ate healthy foods than he drink alcohol for bad.
He could have a save game to load back to where he has the antique beer again
Bet he had a savefile (hopefully)
Man chucked an entire can of peas
*purchases Cocaine Gum*
Store owner: G O O D C H O I C E
Died at that
Imagine they still sell that but underground stores of course
Why you betrayed Ghost :(
@@memechizero5379 you got the wrong Shepard, son
@@Overlord99762 oh xd
A lot of this genuinely looks amazing
Videos like this make us enjoy food more.
12:05 Seeing the dead bear after eating the violet snowdrop fucking sent my sides into orbit.
Damn bro , words
Lomao
@@purplelove9455 Lomao indeed
rip bear
@@lukky6648 sorry for the unholiness leme get the bible rq. seeing the bear after eating the violet snowdrop sent my sides into the gates of heaven
John is gonna have the most painful sh*t after this.
@@fiblestiengleduquavariousi9871 ?
@@fiblestiengleduquavariousi9871 lol
He didn't flush and it stinks
@@caesar7786 kok barbar?
@@saint_mully1712 tf
every now and then i come back to this video to once again bear witness to the story of the man who ate the world
I love it when a shooters have eating. Sounds kinda weird, but it’s a really cool feature that reminds you that somebody cares about making something fun.
The music made it sounds like John was on an epic mission to become as fat as possible
big smoke: *are you challenging me?*
fattest hand in the west
@@Klittin02 He’ll certainly please the girl in Rhodes, if she weren’t too sick.
Fat CJ: Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!
Fat cj: these can keep my belly full
12:00 john about to be mauled by a bear
*"Yeah hol' up I gotta eat this flower"*
The next scene is him eating more flowers with the dead bear in the background. Dude’s a legend
John: **[through a mouthful of flowers]** You done fucked up now Yogi.
If you stand on one place a bear wont attack you.That why he survived.
@@nodeloliver6201 *Shoots Yogi*
Rains Fall: •picks Ginseng•
John: *D E V O U R*
Cool little fact for you guys:
In the game, when you're buying a coffee, you can inspect the can and you will see "Brazilian coffee" written on it. Well, that happens because Brazil was actually the greatest place for coffee during the period when the game takes place! Basically, there were two places here in Brazil where coffee was produced in large scale, one was the "Vale do Paraíba" area, where the coffee was produced by slaves in big farms. And the second area which was called "Oeste Paulista", which actually became better than the first one, first because it was mainly produced by immigrants and because of solo factors.
So yeah, Brazil at this time was a big fish in the coffee market. My family also works with coffee around here and I can tell how people here just love coffee, it's in our country roots after all, pretty nice detail from Rockstar I must say!
The branding and design of the boxes and packages is just amazing. The level of detail in this game is absurd.
After this video John went to the toilet, and he was never seen again...
A day later, you see that all the farms within a 500 mile radius have enough compost to grow food in the winter
Red dead diarrhea
Until 5 years later he came out the bathro- oh wait nvm he went back in
He was then discovered by US Soldiers during the Vietnam War after he exited the bathro- oh shit he went back in apparently
Now he is in the scp foundation this being is always pooing disturbing him will cause death
Big Smoke: Finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary!
Heck yeah, he'd love himself some stew and old timey foods haha.
I would like to see john eat two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number fourty fives one with cheese and a large soda
Where is the western Cluckin Bell?
Underrated comment
@@f.7407 why I naturally read that in Big Smokes voice lol
5:43
“My goodness! Are you alright, sir?”
“Need. Oak. Cakes.”
I cant belive you made a video of this. Im going to suscribe
I love how more aggressive he becomes the more he eats, bashing his way into stores, and chasing other people's animals down
Starved John
I love running through doors
He becomes more of an animal as well growing a massive beard as the video progresses
He eats the food he just bought while standing directly in front of the cashier, he trying to prove something or what?
“It’s not enough! It’s never enough!
Showcase youtubers: "Showing guns is getting old, how do we keep things fresh?"
Hectorlo: "hold my lamb's fry"
But where is the lamb SAUCE!!!!!
Hi Hectorlo, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm Hectorlo.
He said that as I was reading this
Mukbang asmr, so satisfying bro. I love these type of contents.
I like this video. Looking at all these foods with this soundtrack makes me happy.
3:07
“Are you interested in some company?”
“I’ll take the prime rib, if that’s alright.”
It's called *dedication*
John fat level 100%
Plot twist: John ate her
Good enough company for me
“if that’s alright” john doesn’t wanna inconvenience the man even tho it’s on the menu and i fucken FELT THAT
the specific type of grandson every Grandma ever lived wanted...
Accurate
grandma: *ya done me proud boy*
grandmas are the holy food makers and cookie gods
Genius joke
No, you’re the only grandchild I want
The detail of these games it’s just unimaginable
I love how the shop owner says "good choice" it sounds very nice
Arthur: Turboculouous
John: Type 3 Diabetes
Uncle: LUMBAGO
Terminal lumbago
😂😂
@ALEX MASON Damn it, I was about to say that lmao
@ALEX MASON you made my laugh my ass off midnight
@Basker yes tb or tuberculosis
12:03
Bear: "MY VIOLET SNOWDROP!!!"
Not a minute later
*dies*
Best part Ever lmao...
lol
12:08 Yum... MY Violet Snowdrop vwv
Narrator: it was at this moment the bear knew...he f*cked up
-bear’s dead body in the back-
Did I just watch an entire video on each RDR2 eating animations while having a sick fever that is draining my entire energy and helped me relax?
Yes sir
the part where he eats flowers then a bear popped up and then continued to eat flowers then i see a corpse of a bear
i down right dead 💀💀
I like how you can hear John get confused at the fancy foods like "I'll try the soup, the lobster... Bisque... Please."
Hes never been able to try to finer things in life so you can tell he appraoches it with curiosty
SO MUCH DETAILS.
It probably helps that he can barely read so he has to make a guess on how to pronounce 'Bisque'
@@JacobSteakfries john can read and write pretty well for the time atleast
@@DMCS1917 Dutch is literate. In fact he never shuts up about it. Or maybe it's all a well-constructed lie to appear more knowledgeable than he is. Could be either/or honestly.
6:04
John: *enters the store rapidly, even breaks the door's glass*
Pearson: must have missed me...
John: Shut up. I need corn. Now.
Momma always said eatin corn could turn me into a unicorn. But now im just a corn eatin frog
@@lifelikeafrog3233 😐
@@RavenMatthew no. Why?
@@RavenMatthew *I asked*
@@naman6517 Those food makes me so hungry..
I love how Johns beard gets longer throughout the video. Really shows the Journey he went through
I like that the devs took the time to give each of the canned foods their own textures.
Bear: *Roars*
Hectorlo: "Gimme a sec I gotta eat this plant outta the dirt."
The Bear 5 Seconds later: X_X
Men can u tell everbody to gather and riot every country
And tell them to take stuff
Guns too
@@Rentakiz no.
2KS Stalker it would be real cool if you were to act like a rational and productive human being
teacher: don't eat in class
back of the classroom:
Lol
The lighting in the items is so impressive with the foil reflecting light it’s so cool
This is the best mukbang video I've ever watch
Imagine if John lived in the 21st century. He'd have a food travel show
“Hi, everyone! This is John Marston, and we’re rolling out, looking for America's greatest diners, drive-ins, and dives!”
@@octariax I just read that in his voice lmao
The only thing about the 21st century is that cocaine gum isn't a thing
Who says he doesn’t
@@Rikdiwoskwudif lmao
"you died as you lived morbidly obese"
-the spy
BING BING WALLA WALLA BING BONG
™
"Oh please fat man"
@@BT--tt8rl brazzers logo pops up
@@tvgaming2132
*French snorting*
*Russian OHHOHO*
Man, I can sit and watch this for the end of time.
Thanks! Nice details, nice video.
6:57 transition to eating had me laughing
SQUEEEEEEEL
cuts to john eating the pigs
You don’t wanna know what happened to that pig
x2
Ahhhhhh! Cuts to john eating a piece of cooked meat
Convenient censorship
5:41
Man frantically busts into building
"GIMME UR DAMN OATCAKES"
No, that sounds like a robbery.
@@FeeIRG hi Charles
@@jagmann07--9 Henry! Been a while, huh?
@@FeeIRG yeah I know
Yo this thread though
Red Diet Redemption 2
Plus, for people to remember, oregano is a species of flowering plant in the mint family Lamiaceae. It was native to the Mediterranean region, but widely naturalised elsewhere in the temperate Northern Hemisphere. Oregano is a woody perennial plant, growing 20-80 cm tall, with opposite leaves 1-4 cm long. The flowers which can be white, pink or light purple, are 3-4 mm long, and produced in erect spikes in summer. It is sometimes called wild marjoram, and its close relative, O. majorana, is known as sweet marjoram. Both are widely used as culinary herbs, especially in Turkish, Greek, Spanish, Italian, Hispanic, and French cuisine. Oregano is also an ornamental plant, with numerous cultivars bred for varying leaf colour, flower colour and habit. (Everything is from wiki)
i love this game. this is the end result of a game that devs put their blood sweat and tears into. a game made with love. no shortcuts, nothing. just a 10/10 game with an amazing story. RIP Arthur Morgan
The absolute swagger of picking a Violet Snowdrop, pruning the stem, and eating the flowers calmly, all while a bear not even three feet away tries to size you up, is plain amazing, especially since the following scene seemingly portrays that the bear was beaten to death over the next flower. Truly a man that does not fear death.
What about 6:58
Hi
17:24
12:33
John kept eye-contact with the bear to assert his dominance
John in 1911: *Crossing the entire map to hunt down his ex-bandmates and get his family back*
John in 1907: *Crossing the entire map to satisfy his food / culinary needs*
@シ MintCøokie シ fart
John 1907 be like when he tries a stew "mmm yum but wheres the gold dead eye core?
12:26 BRO REALLY FUCKED AROUND AND FOUND OUT WITH THAT WATER TWINKIE 🤣🤣🤣
The bears comedic timing is on point also the editing is great too
17:36 Uncle finds a long dark hair in the barely edible stew, but keeps his silence and continues to feed out of the sheer fear of Abigail's wrath.
Abigail is about to make Lumbago look like an itch.
Touché
I tough it was rasputin XD
@@zacwollervoiceninja5136 Lots of text.
That’s how me and my family eats just silent
0:42 you've ever been so thirsty you drink some corned beef?
1890's protein shake lol
Fun fact: Corned beef has so much salt, you'll dehydrate from drinking it straight-up
I did that once as a kid since i didnt know what "protien shake" mean, ended up vomitting the rest of the day
Bonible , that is true. I try to counter the saltiness with pepper to little or no avail
Make sure to have that water handy.
So relax and chill :)
oh my gosh, saloon meals look SO great
12:03
*bear gets angry when you eat all his plants around*
*1 minute later bear lying dead while you're still chomping on his plants*
*Plot Twist : don't mess with a hungry cowboy*
*Lesson learned
It could be a little bit of sad that if a cowboy rob you is because he didn't eat in days.
Well nature got revenge when he ate that plant and threw up.
I'd be mad too if someone came and ate everything in my garden.
12:30 is definitely the best reaction from any of the foods
Wild glizzy
V O M I T
GUUAUAUAUAUURUUFHH CAUHGUH CAUH GUUAUAUAHAHAGHHGGGGGGG
*F O A M*
The moment of silence before he gags l
Finally, a video where I can share my appreciation of canned fruit as a nice dessert!
Perfect video to watch while i'm having lunch
12:31 this is why you don't eat cattail, kids.
Oh, you mean _Wild Glizzy?_
@@sircatto-in9ql MWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW-
The inside shoots of cattails are edible, as long as they're in soil that's clean due to being filter plants. Seeing the clip, it looks like john decided to eat the devil's corndog instead.
@@BLS31 oh pog
Natural Hotdogs
John: *Slams door with all his forces*
Shopkeeper: hey whats up
JIMMY MILTON REMEMBER MI NOMBRE
Ive never been so shocked by what I've seen at the most played part
Very relaxing asmr. 10/10 recomend.
John after eating all those meals running to the bathroom: "Outta the damn way"
holy shit this is good
Lol
they didn’t have bathrooms yet
@@elperrotimmy7845 there's a toilet in the valnet holte
@@mmmmm4986 One of those gong pits that gong farmers clean?
Slavic grandma: "I made you a little snack!"
The little snack:
Dude, shashlik is delicious
i mean roast beef still delicious.
Same with frigărui local barbeque.
Hello, fellow slav!
I mean it’s more than a snack but enough to fill you up
With the amount of liquor he packed into himself I think its safe to say he is somehow an ancestor of jim lahey. He certainly knows how to drink with the grain of the liquor