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This is the discount I’ve been waiting for
It literally says 2 min ago
Brought the matching tracksuit and the I’m fine crew neck, so excited for them to arrive! You have come so far Thankyou for everything!
Of course
Question: my current earbuds often leave the damn silicone thing in my ear when I pull it out... do your earbuds keep theirs on? Shit drives me crazy.. I had no clue the first time.. went to the hospital because my ear felt funky.. they pulled out the little silicone bit.. blew my mind lol
Who stayed until the very end for the big October announcement??? 😈👻
I did! Can't wait to see it!
I did I'm excited to see you and celina back together again you two together are unstoppable
Kris this sounds lit
meee I can’t waittt
OK....I'm super excited for this can't wait
You know its deadly serious when Kris maniacally laughs like a Disney villain, what a vibe
Definitely
I see you everywhere and a big vibeee
bro PLEASE let me dad go, he left a week ago and is still not back😢😢😢(no seriously he had been gone for a week)
I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE
Bro I see u everywhere xD
"I just makes my heart hurt...how much I want a TINY HORSE👹"
Got me dying lol
"Im going as fast as i can David!" *casually j*rking off* Kris tryna tell the kids hes just making icing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey! Can we pause and talk about how Kris’s hair, lips AND earphones ALL match! AND her eyes are stunning! The contrast of the blue and red!! ❤🫶😘👌 Thanks for listening. :)
Omg didn’t even notice til i read this
And eyebrows!! I was watching them and she is so gorgeous !!
SHE IS THE PRETTIEST PERSON I EVER SEEN HOW IS SHE SINGLE ❤ LOVE HER
Can we just appreciate that Kris didn’t forget the second camera angle this time? 😂
yea we can , but that did make me personally miss jay's musical input this time around .. man whatsup with that Jay, sure hope you didnt forget to hit the record button this time and thats the reason why we didnt get any tunes.
ce-na-ing into hell :P
2:50
Kris: *INHALE*😐😑....
Me: oh, she's keeping it together surprisingly well!
Her: That's one of the best impressions I've ever-
me: HOLD UP-
FOR REAL THO-
Straight after she shot the gun my phone went to ads 😂😂 I’m dying😂😂😂 10:55
Same dude
Same😂
SAME
Same
SAME😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
The going over hills in the car 🤣 Oh Kris, you can articulate humanity's most common experiences so well.
Very hilarious😂
5:03 I was drinking soda when I saw this and I started laughing and it came out my nose 😭
Sh¡t, the inside of your nose must be burning like crazy then! I know how that feels… 😧
Rest in peace bestie
The fact that Kris really nearly forgot she had kidney failure 😅😂
4:12 Weightlessness. Floating. There was a hill where Dad would take us on full moon nights in the car. Drive fast enough that no wheels touched for a few seconds and it was a "don't tell your mother" moment. Loved it.
Even if it's just humor, Kris turns it into dark humor😂
So excited for the Halloween series with celina. The first episode was *CHILLING* 😱
4:34 that my friends is a SINnamon roll.
I love how kris, no matter what, manages to make us smile and laugh. I'm going through so much right now and she still doesn't fail to make me laugh.
❤ so true ❤
FACTS❤
3:45 gotta love it when kris changes accents mid sentence
We should all congratulate kris for remembering to hit record on the second camera
4 years I sat here and watched Kallmekris, and I must say; I learned absolutely nothing! She just makes me happy and I feel loved and E when I’m here MENTALLY.
i’m so proud of kris, she’s grown so much not just on her channel but also as a person. keep going, you’re literally stunning and an amazing person. we love you kris!❤
You calling her old?
@@zander4603u fr????
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YOUR GIGGLING AT THE BEGINNING IS SO FUNNY BAHAHAH
Done I’m definitely getting one of everything ❤
Yay I love your vids 💜
if i could i would buy your beautiful merch
:Me living in Iran and being incapable of buying anything out of the country:))))
My cousin owns a Subaru and my grandfather Also owns a Subaru, but he’s married to my grandmother 9:27
10:50 the fact that i got an ad right as the explosion sound started made it that much better
To watch Kris grow from tiktok to yt and explode so quickly is SICK
A true icon
Scam^
Scam
Yall lets appreciate the fact that kirs ALWAYS uses her trauma to make funny jokes for us and she compliments us
Fr I love her
i love the realization of "wait thats papa roach" in the middle of singing
14:36 was that manii😂😂
I LOVE Kris’s Hair! It’s one of my favorite shades! Love Kris. She always makes us laugh: at life; at her; at ourselves. And I always appreciate and love how she emphasizes that it’s perfectly okay to look after your mental health. Let me tell you, normal is overrated.
can we just take a moment to appreciate how close Kris is to 10M subs
well deserved
Nice pufupu
2000 more!
She deserves 100 million! She is so funny and amazing, I love her smmm
Yes
Thank you Kris! You always make me feel happy watching your videos. Your funny and kind, and I hope you continue to post videos like this one! ❤
you did NOT just scare me with the extra long 'sponsor' chapter-
I am LIVING for how gorgeous this color is on Kris. The red is SLAYING. And that lip combo?! Gosh damn it i didnt think Kris could get any prettier.
And the matching ear buds 😂😂
Kris's making-people-happy-skills are 10/10. I could never. 🤣☺🥰
7:14
Kris on a plane
The plane is crashing
Kris falls out of the plane
Into the ocean
Few years pass
*someone find ear buds in the ocean in her ears*
They decided to use them under water to see if they work
Krises music plays
And is still playing to this day underwater
I love how Kris has the most entertaining intros; they alone are enough to cheer up someone LMAO XD
10:42 Lol imagine someone breaks in and this is their first thing they see. That'd be enough to scare a fucking serial killer away.
10:37 “can i have fluffy horse and fluffy cow, okay...”
“wait i can't leave... Shit”
When people say auntie Kris it actually makes sense to me cause she legit acts like a auntie
i literally just started watching this channel again after like a year and all of a sudden she has red hair and the best t-shirt i've ever seen, that's so cool
Let’s appreciate how kris always compliments us ✨ ✨
Fr. It genuinely makes me feel better about myself
yea it makes her my most fav youtuber, i never had enough for her merch so im gonna save up bc i keep spending it all.
I changed the likes from 69 to 70 :)
She does not only makes us happy, but also makes us feel younger than what we really are 😭
love her sm
13:28 That changed from son to husband real quick 💀
Who else clicked bc they saw Jordi on the thumbnail?
Simp
Yessss
Thank you Kris for lighting up my day! You’re amazing I love you so much! I hope that Kevin is doing well, and you too. I’m so thankful for you, you always bring a smile to my face. Thank you!
Celina & Kris are bestie goals
It's not always you find someone as zooted as you 😂😂
I Love that word, zooted I havent ever heard that term. But if it describes these two beautys then that tells me I'm zooted too and I like it... THANKS 😊😊
Thanks for introducing me to ‘zooted’. I will now use that from this day on.
10:29
She really went from
🥹🥰🥰🥰👹🥰🥰🥰
I got the “high key stupid low key genius “ t-shirt and I absolutely love it
8:42 Considering that wasn't actually Linkin Park, that song made perfect sense! lol
4:03 you somehow managed to put it into words
3:33 About the people on that ride, their hearts must be made out of steel.
Haha, I like how CMK was trying to be kid-friendly but it failed. "Kum And Go.. i don't know what that means but i'ma think about it down here"
Kris, thank you i have been severely depressed to the point i want to give up . But you give me motivation to still continue to go on through the days and so i can watch your videos. Thank you
Kris’s ability to find humor in the darkest corners is unmatched! These TikToks are a testament to the breadth of comedy out there. Kudos to you for curating and presenting them so well!
Can we appreciate how Kris take the time to make these videos and not just make them, but make them to the best of her ability. Thank you so much Kris we love you!!!!🫶🏻❤️❤️
im SO glad im not the only one who experiences that feeling when i’m plummeting!
Idk why but I love that feeling of falling down it gives me an adrenalin rush, which is why I really wanna go sky diving.
So... i work in a mall. I'm on lunch break. @ 4:05 one of the security guards walked out for a smoke. Immediately hears "and it turns you on a little"😂😂
1:23 I think a bestie line with Spookyboo would be KILLER!
YESS
I love that
10:41 there's this room in a rental my cousin owns that has horrible red and white striped wallpaper, but the stripes are so thin that every time you look around or move your head/eyes you get a headache. This setup would be PHENOMENAL in that room.
I’m so excited for the next line!!!!! I love kris and her channel is so heightened by Pete!!! 🐉❤️
THE FACT that she complements us every vid is so sweet i love her sooooo much
she didnt-
@@evahwebb She said she appreciates our beautiful faces… than charged us $28 for a T-shirt, lol.
@@evahwebb she did tho
I love how much jay and kris takes so much care into the videos
"They have eight hours of playtime"
Me: playing patty cake with my raycons
THE SCOTT PILGRIM REF IN THE BEGINNING MADE ME SO HAPPY
8:25 the jokes on this are so multi-layered lmao, he's talking about linkin park, singing a papa roach song and the comment refers to it as limp "biscuit"
Kris morphing into Riley was so freaking cute!!! You deserve the success for your hardwork. Missing the good old Janet, katrina, misha Riley tiktoks skits. Love you Kris. Most beautiful person inside out, would love to meet you someday. And hatsoff to you too Jay. For making the videos 10x better with your edits.❤❤
Hi kris. I love your videos so much and I want you to know that I have been really sad lately. Although, when I watch your vids. I completely forget and my day is much better. Your bright and funny energy brings me light and happiness so I just wanted to give a huge thank you 😊
Thank you Kris for making these videos they make me so happy even on days when I’m sad :]
12:54 me and me friend were watching tiktoks at like 2 am and i swear i was drinking some water at the time and i laughed so hard i spat it out on her and we were both laughing for ages, that was a great night
Can I just say Kris's YT channel is the best one out there? All the other channels lack an upgrade or a variation but KMK contains everything; reacts, life hacks, ghost hunts, vlogs, etc. And that's what makes her channel unique and the best!
👏🇨🇦👑
Congrats on ten million subs!!! ilysm kris 💗
0:45 can we acknowledge that her siblings are the models?
🏳️🌈MORE🏳️🌈YOU🏳️🌈KNOW🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🌟
"It makes my heart hurt, it makes my heart hurt !!!! HOW MUCH I WANT A TINY HORSE !!!! "
Jesus, Kris said it with so much passion that I felt it in my guts too !!! Comedic master right there!!
unfortunately for how cute they are it is abuse to breed these horses since they are so small it’s hard for them to live. they are adorable but shouldn’t be bred.😅
I just love everything things Kris does. And how much work Jay puts into the editing. Thank yall so much for making me smile❤❤❤
i got all of ur new murch drops and omfg its amazinnnnnnnnnnn i love you sm kris xx
"He's the fastest little f**k boi there is"
-KallMeKris, 2023
Kris doesn't like bowling balls 4:46
@11:45: That was actually my first selfie AND my first picture on my Instagram. Passed out (thankfully while sitting) and had to go to the hospital, took the picture while I was there. I was fine, just sick. Dad and I have this thing were we just pass out if our temperatures get above 101.
THE HILLS🤣🤣🤣I CHOCKED ON MY WATER AND STARTED WEEZING!!!
Keep up the good work Kris! I absolutely love it when creators will make the clothing not scream their channel, but are actually a good shirt. I love your videos, and just, agggggggghhhhhgh I love you (platonically) so muchhhhh!!!!!
9:15 that could explain a lot of things
Can we seriously appreciate how much I love her because shes funny and amazing as she always is and entertain us🤭❤
Kris is an amazing person. She brings me so much joy in my heart, and Kris if you are reading this, I just want you to know that I thank you so much for all of the things that you have done.
Keep yourself heathy and happy!
“I don’t know, Debora, and I never will.”
Hi Kris. Congratulations on 10 Million SUBSCRIBERS 🥳 Just so proud of you of how far you've come.
Gotta love Kris's chaotic energy✨
i love how hell is a constant home for kris and ourselves- i couldn't stop laughing at the "I AM THE STRAIGHTEST MAN EVER."
I love watching Kris’s videos! ❤ They make me so happy! ❤❤
You just proved my point that I enjoy dark humor
Can we just appreciate how Kris always gives us compliments like I feel like she needs one too so Kris, ur beautiful and keep SLAYING ok 😊❤️
Just when I thought college ended my day, Kris comes to save my day and make it good❤
omg same!! i always watch her new videos between my first and second class
I feel that😅🥲
Absolutely 👌
I was having the worst day, I am so grateful for your videos they chear me up so mutch❤❤❤
THE SECOND ONE WAS BRUTAL
Let’s appreciate the fact that Kris always makes our day with her smile and compliments on us❤
She really does
also let's appreciate the fact that Kris remembered to turn the 2nd camera on :D
@@BaciuRobertEmilianthis has me dying 😭😭
Why always this comment pops up on Kris video whenever she uploads with same comment most of the tym. Susss!🤡
Bot
3:53 my toes felt like they were gonna fall oft
Wow your hair is absolutely gorgeous ❤ 😊 also I needed this video today, just wanna say thank you for your videos ❤
I was crying so I put on kallmekris and now I hysterically laughing.😂😂
14:46 what in tarnation wood da meann 🤠🤠
Bro had the raycons with the airup bottle, truly a youtuber
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES! "This is my CHOCOLATE BAR! AHJAHAHASASHASHAD"
i just love kris she always makes my day i would freak out if she ever noticed like literally i wish i lived in canada so i have a chance to see her but i live in england