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My first day on placement as a student teacher was one of the kids in my first class' first day out of juvie. He was actually a fairly nice kid, just misunderstood. Having said that, I dropped out like 6 months later
Not my story, but my relatives. He was a history teacher in the mid-60's - 80's. He worked at a school that was at the time an all-boys school, an older building that still had halls lined with both lockers and sprawling heat radiator ranges. His favorite story to tell was when he had a gaggle of boys that were terrible, and when it became clear towards the end of the school year that they would fail (and have to retake his class) he waited for a day when they were all skipping, and knowing they would always hang out in one of the bathrooms, had a kid that he paid go into the hall during his class and piss all over the heat radiator ranges outside of the bathroom they always lurked in when they were skipping. Once classes ended, and everyone was filing into the hall to go to their next class you could hear the groans and retching all across the corridor. Despite no one actually seeing the true piss culprit, the children of the school did what dumb kids do best and said they saw that group do it. It didn't take long for admin to "put two and two together" and after a joint examination by cleaning staff and admin, the three boys were expelled from school. He never did tell us the name of the kid he paid. We all assume it was actually him. Great uncle, medium teacher. Edit I forgot to include in the OG post: the building still vaguely smelt of piss DECADES later until they updated and got rid of the metal radiator system.
I was a primary school teacher in England in the early 80’s. I asked a group of five year olds what their parents liked to do when on holiday. In hindsight obviously a big mistake. One little boy said his mum liked to make cakes. A little girl said her dad liked to make cars, ok. Then a little girl said my mum likes to wee on my dad and my dad likes to wee on my mum! The class erupted into laughter and sounds of disgust lol 😂. I love kids. 😂.
I'm a teacher, ironically only for the money. I taught a basic computer skills class my first year, and subsequently got bullied by a group of dance team girls. After having a cry in my room at lunch, I made a new seating chart (which is the recommended way to handle the situation, kids are not as brave away from friends) but secretly made sure to sit every single girl that was rude to me next to students that had serious body odor problems. I told them all it was a completely random shuffle, and only I know the truth.
A teacher, the headmaster actually punched me in the back of the head because I was looking out of the window and not paying attention. He was wearing a large sovereign ring, so it really hurt and also I was about 5 years old and everything hurts. I went home and told my Dad and he went to the school and kicked the shit out this very large Zambian man and then stole his ring. No police or any other child protection services were involved and it was never spoken of again. Schools in Scotland in the 80's were pretty wild.
My cop story is from when I was on a jury for an indecent assault case. The cop actually wrote verbatim "the woman alleges that the suspect touched her boooobies" with four os in his actual notes that were read to the court room.
a teacher I knew from my primary school once: asked a kid who was pissing the teacher off in grade 2 to “sit outside until I invite you back in” she left the kid outside the classroom for 4 hours and only realised it when school ended, it started hailing 30 minutes after the teacher left the kid outside too. Kid didn’t tell the teacher because he “didn’t have to do any work”
Damn, had a similar one in high school, when someone farted in the gym and everyone blamed the fat kid. The PE teacher went on a verbal tirade against him then made him sit outside in the rain.
I worked with a bloke at a disability care provider who physically assaulted a client, got dragged into management who then let him leave on his own terms who then went on to fail the exam to get into the police for 2 times and finally got in after his 3rd attempt. It’s scary to think of this gronk being a cop now
During a practicum whilst I was still studying for my bachelors I got to spend 2 weeks with a local-ish special ed unit in a large state high school (QLD). Had to call a fully qualified teacher to tag in for me so I could get somewhere private to laugh because a young fella in a motorised wheelchair was doing donuts in the rain surrounded by other kids playing the Tokyo Drift soundtrack through a bluetooth speaker, just like the meme. At first I did the good ol' crusty teacher "OI" and tried to tell him to stop but couldn't manage to speak without potentially losing it. The full fledged teacher I was shadowing stepped in to cover for me. I went into our room and burst out laughing. When I looked out the window to see how it was going, the poor bloke was just standing in the rain counting to 5 while the kid in the wheelchair was still doing donuts, spraying small amounts of water onto the bloke's pants as he drifted past. I will never forget this day. Fucking classic. Also: bring back Dave's Dinners.
I took a criminology class from a former LAPD riot officer who left his job so he could follow his ex wife when she moved to my state. He was also a former Blackwater merc. I have seperate stories about him regarding THAT. Anyway, the first day of class, he tells the class a joke as people are filtering into the classroom. "What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice!" and I laughed and said "Oh I get it, because 40% of cops beat their wives right?" and then he assigned our term papers at the end of class, and mine was a 10 page defense of "Enhanced Interrogation" also known colloquially as "Torture." Dude's day job was running a "Use of Force" simulator, which was literally just one of those arcade gun games that taught you to be ready to shoot grandmas at a moments notice. There were....so many grandmas with guns in this "simulator." If you ever want stories about Blackwater mercs, he repeatedly openly admitted to committing actual war crimes, as justification for why cops in America need MORE leeway. What a guy, I hope he didnt end up killing his ex wife.
You mean a mercenary was a bad person?!?! Fuck mate, American education has failed you if that wasn't an immediate red flag. Duty is the only reason a man should fight, like even the bloke who wrote the book on power plays says not to trust Mercs.
Yep! And the SCOTU’s deciding THEY were allowed to make laws and inventing Qualified Immunity out of thin air is what has allowed these cops to get away with their crimes.😢 Like almost everything the government does, it starts with a good reason but quickly morphs into a weapon for dirty officials.
Am a year 1 teacher. It is phenomenal how willing seemingly well adjusted kids are to just, drop their dacks in the middle of the playground and take a dump when nature calls. The other kids don’t even really get phased anymore. My favourite story comes from last year. Had a real loose unit of a kid but he was a legend. He was with his mate in the toilets keeping him company while he took a shit. He obviously missed his mate because he jumped up onto the door to peek over and say hello. This promptly made the door fall of its hinges, launching it and my student onto the lap of the boy on the loo. Mum sighed for a long 15 or so seconds when we called her with that one.
As a first year prac teacher studying for my bachelors, I had to teach a year 9 Media class how to use photoshop. Lesson was going well until I saw the boys in the back photoshopping their chubby friend into a plane heading towards the world trade centre. Holding in my laughter I have to explain to them why it's a bad idea to Photoshop inappropriate things whilst my supervisor (HOD of I.T) is in the room. 10 Minutes later I find them photoshopping the same chubby kid slapping pokies and drinking vb. These are the same students who yell "sir are you a sigma" and "skibidi rizz".
Might wanna sit down for this one… My teacher for chemistry (he was of *that* age) told us for safety with fire in the science building “these gas taps are very dangerous and NEVER have a open flame next to one” he then proceeded to pull out one of his 25+ lighters (he said to use once he and I quote “never knew when they would come in handy for arson”) and lit this gas tap on fire, the flame that fired out of it must have been bigger than 20 meters as it went across the classroom, covered the walls and ceilings with a thick layer of soot, burned a couple kids hair off and set the fire alarms off in multiple classrooms around us but not ours, he had removed the battery’s because they where “snitching on his middle of class smoke breaks”. He got fired promptly afterwards along with a lawsuit that was rather large…
You know, chemistry teachers being as old as the earth itself continues on into college. All the chem professors at my college are old af and I doubt they know there they are half the time. You gotta teach yourself for those classes.
I'm a teacher, and my first job was at a really expensive private school. On the first day of term 2 I got there and the deputy Principal wasn't there. There was an "emergency meeting" in the staff room. Apparently he had resigned with immediate effect, and we weren't allowed to contact him or ask about it. Over the coming months many rumours went around, but everyone seemed to agree that he had been fired because he'd been involved in embezzlement. Apparently he'd taken money from people and bumped up exam grades to make the school seem better. Pretty shocking... Only that's not what happened... About a year after the original resignation we found out the truth. He had been arrested for child p**n and pedophilia!!!!!! He's currently in jail and the school hasn't recovered from the scandal. Needless to say, I don't work there anymore.
One of my friends is a cop here in QLD. He said the number of cops who don't know the law is amazing. Said he's seen other cops arrest people for "Back chatting" as in that's what they put in the report and then expect the person that back chatted them to be charged and go to court for back chat.
Had two friends who joined QPOL and about a year in they were at a games weekend and laughing about messing with the homeless, probably mentally handicapped, for no reason and it took them a minute to realize no one else was laughing. Police culture is toxic af.
I was maliciously prosecuted for armed robbery in 1996 This happened exactly a week prior to a family court hearing for custody and property, I lost my kids and any share of the property The PIC was established just after and I would've been one of the first people to contact them about police illegality, they were supposed to be an independent commission without involvment of serving or former NSW police About half an hour or less after calling the PIC I received a call from a fella telling me I was wasting the PIC's time and I should not make the complaint, after about a minute of this fella's negativity I came to the concussion he had to be a cop I asked, Are you a police officer ? And he replied, "I refuse to deny I'm a police officer"
had one teacher that would joke around pretty hard with his students. he was in his last year so he would kind of just freestyle the class. one day he brought in a frequency generator and explained how different animals can hear things that we cant. he put it to the threshold for a dog and then pointed at a girl that he didnt like and said only she could hear it now.
I'm so loving that the stupid "trick" they all use "do you know why I pulled you up" hoping you'll cough up some offence they can pin on you, actually worked on crossbow boy. Not the sharpest tool in the box.
Reminds me of that scene in "Liar, Liar' where Jim Carey's character is pulled over and when asked by the officer if he knows why he pulled him over Carey, unable to tell a lie, rattles off a long list of the traffic offences he just committed.
@@paulperry7091 True, don't answer questions, don't speak to the police. They're not your friends, they're engaging you in conversation hoping you'll say something that incriminates you. Be polite, but give them only the information you're required to by law.
I ask the question to see if you’ll own up to it. Honest people who realise they’ve done wrong don’t need further policing so they get a warning for minor offences. Dicks who argue and clearly don’t give fuck about the law need further encouragement to obey it, so they get an infringement. We either have the evidence of the offence or we don’t. What the driver says at the scene is (generally) not admissible in court unless the “You’re not obliged to answer my questions…” police caution is given. This discretion only goes so far though and different cops use their discretion in different ways. Some just book everyone and yeah, some are idiots.
I know a HWY patrol officer (previously motorcycle unit) in Sydney who told me how they entrap people. He loves to patrol the old pacific hwy at night. He sits right up behind a speeding car & sees how fast he can get them to go before booking them. Also talked about egging on people at lights in unmarked cars. Being how he was in high school I can see him doing it.
fun fact! that (by american standards) may not be entrapment. for it to be entrapment you have to *know* it's a cop. if you're willing to speed & race any dude, that's a crime & not entrapment, even if the dude happens to be an undercover cop. if you start speeding up to try and let the cop in behind you and they start racing you, that's entrapment and *not* a crime. tldr; if it was clearly visibly a cop/cop motorcycle then yeah that's entrapment, but if it looked like just Some Dude On A Motorcycle & wasn't clearly a cop, not entrapment (again not an aussie so the standards there could be different)
@miss_marvemillion You dont have to know they are a cop for it to be entrapment. They just have to convince a suspect of a criminal action they wouldn't have committed (in all likelihood) otherwise.
I'm not a teacher, I was a student at this time. I went to a private mainly white kids high school in NYC, it was really small with only 400 kids in the total high school and to put it in perspective there was only 6 black kids in that full 400 roaster. now to the teacher story, we had one teacher that was always chill and laid back while not really caring about much of anything, he was the favorite among the parents and most people didn't know anything about his life outside the school. one day my school building get surrounded by cops and some with riot gear, we get a announcement saying that all students should go into the nearest class room and all the teachers said nothing is happening and made sure to HEAVILY EMPHASES it wasn't a school shooting or such. (welcome to America) after about 30 minutes most of the cops are gone and we get a announcement saying everything is ok and that school has ended early. we later found out that the teacher all the parents liked was actually making and selling cocaine to the parents and some teachers even and the cops came to arrest him during the school time because they knew for sure he would be there. safe to say that anyone who had class with him as a teachers was given A's and a free period during that time.
"Making" cocaine. Can tell you werent in the popular clique at school. Also teacher sounds chill af. Im sure you dont appreciate it because you have wealthy parents, but teaching doesnt pay well.
@ I don’t have wealthy parents, the government paid for it thanks to programs for people with disabilities and several years of fighting for the help Nice judging though
America never stops to baffle me with how easily they dispatch riot troopers/heavy units. They could've just sent in a few officers to peacefully take away the teacher, but for some reason they have to make a whole show out of it and disturb everyone in a one mile radius??
I was a teacher in rural Queensland I once (accidentally) degloved a students finger. He had his finger inside a pushed in RJ45 port, and he and his mate called me over to tell me it was stuck. I thought he was joking and gave it a bit of a yank, turns out he wasn't kidding. It took a while for the blood to start and by god did it start. His finger came out degloved from the first knuckle to second knuckle. Another time, early in my career, working with microscopes, a student asked me what would happen if he ate the slide cover slip (0.5mm piece of glass). I foolishly replied 'try it and find out'. Surprisingly to no one (except me) he gobbed that thing a chowed down. After a good amount of blood, that OneSchool entry and call home were pretty interesting.
I was a teacher for undergraduate biology students (18 and 19 years old). We were teaching them about the effects of stimulants, like caffeine, on concentration. They had to do a buzz wire game, drink two red bulls then do the game again to see if they can do it faster on stimulants. Shortly after drinking the two red bulls, one student phoned an ambulance because she thought she had alcohol poisoning. We informed her that red bull has no alcohol in it. Another time we were teaching them about different local plants. We had cuttings of the different plants and the students had to draw diagrams of each plant and label them. I noticed one of the students eating some of the plants. We had to stop all the students and tell them not to eat the plants because some of them were poisonous. A colleague works with special needs students aged 11-18. He spends most of his day trying to stop the students from masturbating in class when they get bored.
My mom is an english teacher so this story comes from her. She was teaching first grade students at the time and there were these two unhinged twins who kept getting into trouble in and out of class. So this one time, she was teaching as normal and smells this absolutely foul stench coming from one side of the classroom, all of the kids were seemingly unfazed by it (probably because they were used to it at that point). As she starts going around the classroom she notices a brown log on the floor next to one of the twins. She immediately says "go to the bathroom! you can't be in here like that!", naturally, all of the other fetuses start making fun of the kid including his twin who kept on saying "you shat yourself! you shat yourself! you shat yourself!".
When I was on my first prac, I had a student come up to me and say "you look like that doctor guy from fuck what's that show called?" He was obviously talking about doctor who as it was in winter and I was wearing a big coat but I wasn't going to let him know what I was saying and he kept trying to finish the joke for my entire prac. He never did
I left this comment previously, however I didn't make it in the video, thought they were good stories Went to a known cannabis smoking area and found 5 people stoned off their heads. We chatted for five minutes or so about being called to five people smoking cannabis in the area. I asked if they had seen anyone matching the description, then i proceeded to describe them to themselves. This immensely freaked them out. While we were talking to them, one dropped their mull bowl. We asked them to let us know if they see the five people we described and they said they would. They started to walk away and when they were far enough away we picked up the cannabis and yelled, "guys you dropped your pot. Who wants it?" they started to walk faster then slightly jog. We yelled "come back and take your drugs with you, this is littering". They kept moving away. One of us yelled "let the dog go!" and I started barking. They piss bolted, was even better because we never had a dog with us the whole time we were talking to them. Paddy wagons (in my day) didn't have Radar nor Lidar. There was a known spot where people used to speed down this hill. There was a spot at the bottom of the hill where we could park and eat on our break whilst semi hidden by trees. It was only possible to see us when you were about 20 meters away. We would point our breathalyzer machine out the window (looks nothing like a lidar) whilst eating. We would laugh our heads off as people would see us, make eye contact and slam their breaks on as they passed. Followed a P plater vehicle which was occupied with 5 males under 20 years of age. They were sus as F making movements like they were trying to conceal something. They continued looking back at us constantly, they drove in odd directions like 4 left hand turns in a row arriving back where they started, they went down back streets and then more back streets in the opposite way they were originally going. We could tell they were freaking out. We continued following closely for approximately 5kms in circles for what seem to be 10 minutes. the whole time the rear passengers were turning around and watching us. We turned on our lights and sirens and the vehicle pulled over..... We then quickly overtook the vehicle and sped away to another job. Pulled over Hamish Blake for making a left across three lanes. Let him off with a warning. I was asked a question under oath in a trial. the question was "how do you know the s3x shop was open when you arrived?" I stated "I would rather not say". Was reminded I was under oath and needed to answer the question. I replied "As I entered the door there were two very attractive females directly to my left, they were approximately 50cms from me. We locked eyes and they looked frightened or shocked. The woman closest to me broke eye contact and looked at the display she was shopping in front of then looked back at me. I then broke eye contact and looked at the shelf she had just looked at, which I noticed it contained a selection of long double headed D-Does. I made eye contact with them again and said G-day. and I walked into the open store." The magistrate was not impressed to say the least at the amount of detail I went into, however my account is now part of a judicial record. Had to stop traffic for the purpose of euthanizing of a dying kangaroo (hit by a car). This particular Roo was extremely resilient. It took 13 bullets to put it out of its misery. however when we turned around, the female in the front of queue of stopped vehicles had a horrified look on her face. The look on her face was worse than the kangaroo after the 13 bullets. I'm pretty sure we created a vegan that day.
Great to confirm that not all coppers are fuckwits. Got a few in my family, and as mates, who aren't either, but the seem to be the exception to the rule...unfortunately.
My grade 6 teacher was a bit of a piece of work. Anger issues that she did her best to suppress, but just was not great with children. One time, towards the end of the year, someone in my class did something to tick her off after a long day of kids buggerising around. She walked across the classroom in complete silence, picked up the kids desk and tub of pencils and stuff. And threw it through the window of our classroom. Desk fell from the second floor with a pane of glass to the street below. Then the kid was ordered to go and retrieve the desk. The teacher still works at the school.
When my proper job was offshored, I ended up driving a bus in Melbourne. Worst job ever. The best and only good thing happened one new years eve, late at night. 3 young women got on the bus, all wearing skimpy clothes, all gave me a kiss. Even better, one of the girls tit's jumped out of her already see through top as she leant over to kiss me and didn't notice till the whole bus starts cheering and laughing. 😅 The bad stories happend every day.
when I was in high school, we had a very short (about 4'10) skinny greek english teacher who would try to win us over with chocolates etc to get us (30 17yr old guys) to do our work. She would sometimes sit at the front of the class on her desk whilst wearing a very short skirt, as soon as she sat down every one of us would bury our heads to hide from the flashing she would give. She wasn't attractive at all, but she thought she was. Half way through the year, she was getting into trouble because she couldn't get us to do our work and was getting quite upset... it got to the point that no one would take their books out or do anything in class until she gave us chocolates (like the mini marsbars etc from variety packs), she had a break down and asked us why we wouldn't do the work at all and asked us if we loved her... she was promptly told by someone hiding behind someone else's back that no we didn't like her and she stank like B'O. One guy proceeded to tell her it was her own fault and that she created the monster( referencing that we wouldn't do and english work without chocolates). She ended up running out of the class room bawling her eyes out, which then led to a head teacher(who looked like an overweight version of Dean Cain) coming in and going ballistic at us. She ended up leaving after having a mental break and we ended up with a substitute teacher, Her name was Ms Blue and she asked us why the other teacher left so we told her the whole story and she was quite shocked to say the least. I think it took maybe a week before someone asked her if she had a boyfriend (she was fairly attractive blonde with quite impressive "lung capacity". She was trying to be our friend because she wasn't much older than we were so she told us about her boyfriend, his name was Peter and her name was Michelle.... took about a minute before one of the guys blurted out "Michelle Blue Peter!" (her name was Ms Blue for a reminder) The whole class went super quiet... could have heard a pin drop for like 30 seconds before she just couldn't hold it in anymore and cracked up laughing her ass off! We intantly all decided she was cool and that was it, we'd do our work and then 5 min left of class she'd tell us about her weekends out drinking in the city where she lived (We were going to school in Nelson Bay which is about an hour or so from Newcastle NSW) When it got to the end of the year she even invited the ones who wear 18 to go out a pub crawl in Newcastle with her and her boyfriend and other friends. One of the best teachers we ever had! Best substitute by far.
Knew a teacher would would consistently place students he knew secretly liked each other next to each other as well as students who hated each other together just to see what would happen
There used to be a mad bastard running around the railways throwing shit at security claiming he was a billionaire. When the cops came to get him again one day he claimed his mum would pay all the cleaning bills. I laughed and then the cop turned and said "Nah, she will, his family are billionaires." He gave me a solicitor to contact for any cleaning and they bloody paid and all.
I know a teacher at a local primary school (I’m not disclosing the relation because they still work there). I have been told about all of my old teachers (I went to the primary school they work at) doing each other (including multiple public affairs). Seeing the teachers who had public affairs with their coworkers out proudly together is a little disturbing, especially since I know a lot of the details, including when they were caught screwing each other in the front office. A group of students created ‘National Parks’ in the playground and used little gum nuts as currency. The whole thing became it’s own economy and it was really intense. The teachers had to shut it down because these kids became violent as there were full missions planned out to go into other people’s ‘National Parks’ and rob them of as many gum nuts as possible. Kids were also screaming at other kids for stepping on the ‘walls’ (about 1cm high walls of dirt) because if ruined their ‘National Park’. I have also been told about one kid who walked out to the top of a hill on the school grounds with a grass area below it where the teacher was running sport. He proceeded to pull his pants down and took a shit in front of everyone. They had to stop a large group of children from seeing this kid take a shit and find the teacher who was supposed to be supervising this kid. Needless to say, people avoid this school like the plague. (If this is used, I’d like to remain anonymous)
Not a teacher, but I could tell you how my stupid year 3 self probably ruined my teacher's afternoon. My year 3 teacher (lovely woman, amongst the best I've ever had) had her father pass away and needed time off to attend the funeral. Our combined year 3/5 class drew sympathy cards for her depicting things like wreaths, flowers, all nice stuff. My autistic ass drew a funeral, complete with a stick figure 6 feet under surrounded by crying stick figures. By her grace alone she took it in good stride and laughed about it to my mother, who was mortified lmao.
Closest i got to a cop experience was watching 3 police officers chase an aboriginal who was starknaked running through the shopping centre i worked at. He was screaming and yelling at someone that wasnt even there and seeing him dodge the cops when they tackled him.
me and my mates were under surveillance for like 2 months. they never pulled us up thinking we didn't know no doubt but eveyone else who left the place got pulled up and we could see the cameras down the hill that were watching us like sorry but we aren't that dumb
walked into an empty classroom after school holidays had started since the windows had been covered in black paper (it's a rule that clear views into classrooms should be kept at all times). The room had been stripped bare save for one of those realistic baby dolls tied by string to the ceiling fan and the floor was covered in salt circles. I walked back out and didn't go back into that room until school had re-commenced.
On some motorcycle rides (not a 1%), there'd be 2 friends, an ex cop, and a current cop (Qld). How about, they'd be patrolling an 80 klm/h zone, and fine someone for 89 klm/h. They'd leave that speed on their mobile radar display, and if they didn't like the look of a car or the occupants, pull them over and give them a ticket for 89 klm/h (it didn't matter if the car was doing the speed limit). If it went to court, the judge would ask what speed was recorded! Talk about being farked.
Fabulous example of how "bonked" Qld coppers really are! Old man, 81, owns a 35 year old Toyota ute. Drives like 'an old man'. Coppers call him to the cop shop. "You were were driving at wreckless speeds so fast we couldn't catch you" Old man: "A ten year old on a skate board could go past me". "Pay $600"! Tried to extort $60 "court costs" from him. "We aren't in a court. How do you figure IOU for court costs"?! The old gent couldn't outrun a cop car. What a "bonking" corrupt state Qld. really is?!!!
I'm a tech teacher. One of my students set an alcho wipe on fire with an oxy flint then freaked out because he lit it in his hands. He threw it on the ground and tried stomping it out... It didn't go out. It just stuck to his shoe and proceeded to burn up his leg.
My Dad was a police diver in the 70's. He would never eat prawns because most of the bodies he found had prawns falling out the chest cavity when they draged them ashore.
A guy at my school really hated French, so every time before French class he but on a wrist brace and pretended his wrist was broken/sprained so he couldn’t write. The teacher only realized he was faking it when she asked the other teacher how they’ll do the finals for this student as he “can’t write the normal written exam” None of his classmates rated him out for almost a year while this was going on.
I’ve had 6 different police officers tell me that most don’t care about speeding on the motorway as long as it’s less than 100mph they won’t pull you over (UK)
During High school one of my let’s call him less intelligent classmate would go to a study group after school the day before the biology test. So I tagged along to what I learned was the special ed area of the school. My friend and like 5 other special ed kids would be handed a teachers copy of the notes and told to highlight what was the answers on the test. Only took 2 tests before they started looking at me funny and asked me not to come back. Turns out the answers to the tests are only for kids with an IQ equivalent to Forest Gump and I had to borrow my friend’s notes the rest of the year. Note: Being friends with the special ed will allow you to get away with anything at school. Cause we all know the teachers feel bad for them.
I'm not a teacher, but I day manage for a road safety course for highschool kids. I know it's going to be a shit day when there is a sea of mullets and rat tails.
one of our math teacher in middle school was this 57 y-o grumpy lady and a lot of the second year kids hated her guts for nitpicking any little mistake you did and sending atleast 1 kid out to detention on every class she teaches. So one time someone tried to be a clown and started randomly yodeling something out of a Ricola cough drop ad (that went something like Riiiii- COLA!) in her math class multiple times, it wasn't too loud but definitely annoying enough to make her go on an angry rant about respecting teachers. this resulted in these little assholes to hate her more, so they started to just doing that Riiiii-COLA yodel anytime that they come across her at school which only ended after the principal reprimanded the kids who did it at a morning assembly.
Oh sweet, I've got a story: Had these two kids in year 8 who were good mates. One pretty popular, one not so much, but they were mates regardless. The popular one started running with some gangs in the area, and I guess the kids in the school admired him for that. At some point, something happened between this popular kid and his mate, because during the end of year holidays, the popular kid, some other school kids and some members of this gang apparently got together to beat up the less popular one, with chains and wrenches (from what I've heard). Anyway, since it happened outside of school, all we have is that they're not allowed to be in the same classroom. But yes, they are both still in the school.
I got taken into the local station for trespassing on TAFE when I was 15, I was crying uncontrollably😂.. one of the blokes working spilled some tea on himself, and he looked me in the eyes and joked, "IM SUCH A PIG, oink oink." It made me feel much safer and I stopped crying... They were really nice to me, and didn't tell my Mum what happened ❤ 😊 (Ive also been treated poorly by the police when I wasn't doing anything wrong)
Being in the teaching profession. I have heard many random statements from students. These are my favourites I was at a new school getting a lay of the land and a student (grade 1) i had never met approached me and introduced himself. He immediately asked me to guess his favourite food. I guessed incorrectly only to be given this response "I like chicken, but im not black." In my sheer confusion to react appropriately, he did a spin and ran away. On another occasion, we where laying out old newspapers and a student (grade 1...again) screamed at the top of his lungs "look look, its our president Obama"...while pointing to a picture of Bill Shorten. I then informed him we dont have a president but a prime minister and pointed to albo who was in the same picture. And with 110% confidence, he said "ohhh Trump".
Way back in the day when I was in kindergarten (the school went from kindergarten to grade 6) the principal was suddenly replaced overnight with no warning or explination. The new lady that took over started sitting on on classes and generally breathing down the neck of all the teachers. Found out 30 years later that the old principal was caught with CP and the new lady was performing a f**king brutal inquisition on the rest of the staff. From what I hear, no other staff were involved and no students were targeted thankfully.
A student but ive experienced some crazy teachers. One teacher was harping on about some kid he taught 10 years ago because like half the class had failed a maths test, he told us this kid was so smart that if the teacher ever marked the student with anything less that 100% the teacher would check his own answer sheet to see where he stuffed up. Someone asked if the teacher actually taught him anything and then the teacher got mad and proceeded to sit down and not teacher for the next week. He got even more mad when more people failed the next test which he barely taught as a result of not teaching for a week. In an English class the teacher asked what our opinions of what Shakespeare meant in romeo and Juliet, following some peoples responses he said "no thats not a correct interpretation" which i found quite funny cos like fym not a correct opinion. In woodwork the teacher got mad at one guy for fucking up a couple things over the lesson and told him " to fuck off and not come back next time unless he was gonna do it right" the next class the same kid fucked something up and the teacher hit the kids project ( a bedside table) with a woodworking mallet, which destroyed it. Then when the project was due the next week the teacher failed the kid for not having a finished project.
High school teacher here, We used to teach in a pretty old building with vines over the windows, locking most of them shut on one side of the building. I was teaching on that side in the summer, so students wanted the windows open. I made the mistake of telling them that they could open them, but they had to do it themselves. So this bigger kid in the back of the class puts his arm against the window to try and push it open, Only for the entire window to shatter, The shards now embedded in his arm. Since this was my first year of teaching on my own, I just sent him off to the nurse and moved to a different classroom. I'm pretty sure that window still hasn't been replaced, but then again this is the Netherlands so they've probably atleast used a plastic bag so people won't assume they're growing weed in there.
I'm a computer teacher and one day our TSO (tech support officer) asked who he'd need to speak to about finding porn on a kid's laptop. I told him to speak to the deputy principal and it turned out that this kid's laptop had 2 terabytes of porn on it. Further investigations found out that the kid's friend had a powered hard drive that had another 2 terabytes of porn on it. The TSO then had the unenviable job of cataloging the porn so the deputy principal could have an exact list for the parent interviews. If there was one positive, those boys were very inclusive in their choices - they didn't discriminate. The poor TSO was never quite the same after that.
My sister bought her teen son a phone that couldn't be used to visit porn sites; she decided to check her sons phone and found a huge stash of porn that a friend had blue-toothed across to his phone.
We made an in training priest and teacher leave not only teaching but also the priesthood. The breaking point was when he had us do a poster on the life of jesus (year 9 btw) and my mate asked him to repeat the instructions, to which this priest/teacher slammed both hands on the table and yelled in his face 'what the f do you not understand about what we're doing?' We never saw him again after that.
My dad was a year 5 teacher. If a kid was annoying him throughout the day or talking a lot or something he would walk behind them slowly, do a really bad silent fart then quickly go back to his desk. Then watch as they get blamed for it.
Hahaha the fact you used a screen shot of a station from my patch made my day. I am gutted I missed this one though, I would have had some great submissions.
Went to you uni in a country town for a few years, and I would hang around the first year teachers doing their "country service", I had a hard time keeping up with them because they were drunk most of the times. Every Thursday night we would do rounds of beer at the local, there was 15 of us, thats 15 rounds of beer, then they got jugs of beer at the rounds, I'd pass out by then. My favorite was the health teacher who was going out with the PE teacher, the health teacher was always stoned, while the PE teacher was either hung over or drunk, his car boot was full of beer cans and his front seat was covered in empty farmers union ice coffee cartons
more of a student witnessing a really deranged teacher who ended up in jail (the average small town highschool) Once we had a geography teacher who didn’t really believe in climate change and animal extinction for some reason, and was really weird about the girls around in his class always standing behind them. It was quickly reported and he ended up getting fired. However, news ended up spreading about that same teacher going to jail because he asked a school girl to “suck his thumb”, obviously the girl didn’t and she got punched by the teacher for not following orders. I feel sorry for the poor girl that had to deal with him, but it made the days mucking up and stuff in his class all the more worth it.
I used to teach history in Ipswich so I have many. I had a pretty rough year 9 class but had got them on side and working well finally, but they’d still have their moments. One lesson one of my interesting boys went to the bathroom but came back with off cuts of wood with nails sticking out of them. He then hid them under his shirt and tried walk into class, which obviously made a scene. When I tried to get him to show me what he was hiding under his shirt he refused and smiled the entire time, then one of the pieces dropped out accidentally . So he logically thought he may as well peg it at his best mate then walked outside and started throwing the other pieces of wood against the tree next to the classroom (one even got stuck on the tree). Walked back into the room and went right back to doing his history essay and even asked for help with evaluating a source. 5 mins later the deputy principal arrived with the wood work teacher to drag him off. He didn’t even get a detention in the end.
I administered a SAC for my Year 11 Methods class, consisting of two questions only. The first question was straightforward, but the second question, which wasn’t scaffolded, included several steps based on content they had already learned. The students found the second question challenging, and I could see how stressed they were. They were literally panicking and the expression in their faces was, Oh man. I reassured them that they knew the content and just needed to break the question down into steps to solve the equation. Despite trying hard not to, I couldn’t contain my laughter. At one point, I burst out laughing, prompting one student to ask, “Miss, how could you laugh like that?” I responded by saying, “I have no idea why you’re all so stressed. You know the content; you just need to figure out the steps to solve the question.” When I corrected the assessment, I found that they had all failed and the students were extremely shocked by the outcome. At that point, I still hadn’t told them it was a practice Standardized Assessment. During the next session, I went through the answers on the board, which took up the entire 3-meter board. After completing the answers, I turned to my students and said, “You all knew this; you just needed to break it down slowly and use different strategies to solve the question.” One student then responded, “Yes, Miss, but look how long this answer is; it took up the whole whiteboard!”
If you want to push the envelope of good taste, I have a suggestion. Youth social workers, confess your sins. I admit, that one could come with some potentially… reportable answers and likely get demonised. But come on, you know those stories will be unhinged at best.
Some women actually think "My husband's a cop" or "I know a cop in our family" to mean they can do whatever the fark they want, drive however badly they want... They will threaten to "call the cops" on you whenever they feel like it
I teach in Thailand, which already has a bad reputation for some bad schools. But the management at my first school treated the Filipino teachers terribly never letting anyone have a break in a 10 hour day, never getting work visas, regular bad bosses stuff. They never let the teachers meet with the parents, which meant that drop off and pick up was a McDonald's drive thru where the kids would be thrown in and out of their cars. But someone got so fed up that they brought in edibles for the management and left them as a surprise. School was closed that day, and we never found out who it was.
My grade four teacher was an ex-police officer from QLD. She would tell us her cop stories from time to time if we were completing our work. One time she told us that she was raiding the house of a suspected murderer. Whilst inside, she turned a corner and saw her reflection in a sliding glass door, to which she screamed out loud in fear and slipped over, hitting her head. I cant recall if she said she had shot at her own reflection, but i think she told us she did.
Prior Rurul NSW teacher for 8 years. Roughly around 2019, I was teaching science to my year 7 class at the time but a good portion of the back row kids were glazing outside the window where we had the undercover area heading to our canteen, attempted to get their attention back on the class when I begun to hear yelling and thrashing outside the window. I walked over and bore witness to a punch on between two year 11 boys and a year 8 student who was pardon the language, kicking the shit out of the year 11 boys. myself and another teacher tried to yell at the boys to stop until one of the kids in my class begun to shout. "OI THAT'S FCKING (year 8 boys name)" and swiftly climbed out of the window along with other students to "Help out". The fight went on for an hour before the deputy had to come in-between the boys, pick up the year 8 boy over his shoulders and take him into the office while they waited for the police to arrive. The day after the fight and the police investigated the students, staff were filled in on the report of the said fight and were told that only the year 8 boy was expelled because it turns out he was apart of a local boxing gym and seriously pelted the shit out of the seniors, which in the words of the board "Made him an danger to the canteen and student mess areas" . After asking him why the fight occurred, the boy told the police and deputy the story. Turns out he got a note to go to the canteen during a lesson to pick up a food order since he didn't have a packed lunch and the year 11 students tried to steal his chocolate milk and muffins so they begun to punch the back of his head where he than retaliated by pursuing a 2v1. The students at the school wrote his name on a wall at the same spot it happened, No clue where he is now, but I'm sure he's doing great.
Here's one for ya So I was on yard duty, when I noticed water dripping from the balcony above. When I checked it out, it was a zipper shopping bag full of frozen fish in an unowned locker. I thought 'well played', as it was the last week of term, and that would have smelled awful by the time we came back. I couldn't have been more wrong about the student's intent. Apparently the student who put the bag there was an ocean fisherman and would regularly swap catch with a friend who was a river fisherman. After explaining this to a deputy and getting the parents involved, it was decided that future fish trades would happen off campus.
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You forgot to link “Police’s TH-cam Strike Force” in the description.
My first day on placement as a student teacher was one of the kids in my first class' first day out of juvie. He was actually a fairly nice kid, just misunderstood.
Having said that, I dropped out like 6 months later
Not my story, but my relatives.
He was a history teacher in the mid-60's - 80's.
He worked at a school that was at the time an all-boys school, an older building that still had halls lined with both lockers and sprawling heat radiator ranges.
His favorite story to tell was when he had a gaggle of boys that were terrible, and when it became clear towards the end of the school year that they would fail (and have to retake his class) he waited for a day when they were all skipping, and knowing they would always hang out in one of the bathrooms, had a kid that he paid go into the hall during his class and piss all over the heat radiator ranges outside of the bathroom they always lurked in when they were skipping.
Once classes ended, and everyone was filing into the hall to go to their next class you could hear the groans and retching all across the corridor. Despite no one actually seeing the true piss culprit, the children of the school did what dumb kids do best and said they saw that group do it.
It didn't take long for admin to "put two and two together" and after a joint examination by cleaning staff and admin, the three boys were expelled from school.
He never did tell us the name of the kid he paid. We all assume it was actually him.
Great uncle, medium teacher.
Edit I forgot to include in the OG post: the building still vaguely smelt of piss DECADES later until they updated and got rid of the metal radiator system.
I was a primary school teacher in England in the early 80’s. I asked a group of five year olds what their parents liked to do when on holiday. In hindsight obviously a big mistake. One little boy said his mum liked to make cakes. A little girl said her dad liked to make cars, ok. Then a little girl said my mum likes to wee on my dad and my dad likes to wee on my mum! The class erupted into laughter and sounds of disgust lol 😂. I love kids. 😂.
I'm a teacher, ironically only for the money. I taught a basic computer skills class my first year, and subsequently got bullied by a group of dance team girls. After having a cry in my room at lunch, I made a new seating chart (which is the recommended way to handle the situation, kids are not as brave away from friends) but secretly made sure to sit every single girl that was rude to me next to students that had serious body odor problems. I told them all it was a completely random shuffle, and only I know the truth.
A teacher, the headmaster actually punched me in the back of the head because I was looking out of the window and not paying attention. He was wearing a large sovereign ring, so it really hurt and also I was about 5 years old and everything hurts. I went home and told my Dad and he went to the school and kicked the shit out this very large Zambian man and then stole his ring. No police or any other child protection services were involved and it was never spoken of again. Schools in Scotland in the 80's were pretty wild.
Does he still have the ring?
@@yourdad6236 yes, we need to know
sounds like Scotland
Write this in the pinned comment if you haven't, that's where he reads them from 😊
My dad would never have supported me and rather believed the teacher. Good riddance.
My cop story is from when I was on a jury for an indecent assault case. The cop actually wrote verbatim "the woman alleges that the suspect touched her boooobies" with four os in his actual notes that were read to the court room.
That's wild really? How did it go, did the defendant win?
might've been thinking: there's two Os in boobies, im gonna write oo twice
Oh, I wonder why hypersexual men are always so stupid. BECAUSE HYPERSEXUALITY CAUSES DOZENS OF PROBLEMS INCLUDING BAD GENES AND STUPIDITY.
Bahahahaha I'm sorry but that is hilarious. Not the groping, the fact they read the extra O's in court.
@@rorybayliss7252 just imagine a deadfaced lawyer saying "booobies" out loud holy shit
I had a cop reveal to me the other day that he misses Davez Dinners
I will shit your bed
@@Traphaus_T
BRING BACK THE FAWKIN QUALUUUUUUUDES!!!!
The whole nation misses it
The hell is that?
BRING IT BACK!!!
a teacher I knew from my primary school once:
asked a kid who was pissing the teacher off in grade 2 to “sit outside until I invite you back in” she left the kid outside the classroom for 4 hours and only realised it when school ended, it started hailing 30 minutes after the teacher left the kid outside too. Kid didn’t tell the teacher because he “didn’t have to do any work”
💀💀
One teacher I (briefly) had locked us in the closet for "time out."
Lmao
Damn, had a similar one in high school, when someone farted in the gym and everyone blamed the fat kid. The PE teacher went on a verbal tirade against him then made him sit outside in the rain.
@@hopelessromantic3786 This may have genuinely just unlocked a memory of mine omg
I worked with a bloke at a disability care provider who physically assaulted a client, got dragged into management who then let him leave on his own terms who then went on to fail the exam to get into the police for 2 times and finally got in after his 3rd attempt. It’s scary to think of this gronk being a cop now
Did you see the assault happen? You need to report it, even now
During a practicum whilst I was still studying for my bachelors I got to spend 2 weeks with a local-ish special ed unit in a large state high school (QLD). Had to call a fully qualified teacher to tag in for me so I could get somewhere private to laugh because a young fella in a motorised wheelchair was doing donuts in the rain surrounded by other kids playing the Tokyo Drift soundtrack through a bluetooth speaker, just like the meme. At first I did the good ol' crusty teacher "OI" and tried to tell him to stop but couldn't manage to speak without potentially losing it.
The full fledged teacher I was shadowing stepped in to cover for me. I went into our room and burst out laughing. When I looked out the window to see how it was going, the poor bloke was just standing in the rain counting to 5 while the kid in the wheelchair was still doing donuts, spraying small amounts of water onto the bloke's pants as he drifted past. I will never forget this day. Fucking classic.
Also: bring back Dave's Dinners.
That's fucking incredible. Kid was living his best life
This is the best thing I've ever read.
I took a criminology class from a former LAPD riot officer who left his job so he could follow his ex wife when she moved to my state. He was also a former Blackwater merc. I have seperate stories about him regarding THAT.
Anyway, the first day of class, he tells the class a joke as people are filtering into the classroom. "What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice!" and I laughed and said "Oh I get it, because 40% of cops beat their wives right?" and then he assigned our term papers at the end of class, and mine was a 10 page defense of "Enhanced Interrogation" also known colloquially as "Torture."
Dude's day job was running a "Use of Force" simulator, which was literally just one of those arcade gun games that taught you to be ready to shoot grandmas at a moments notice. There were....so many grandmas with guns in this "simulator."
If you ever want stories about Blackwater mercs, he repeatedly openly admitted to committing actual war crimes, as justification for why cops in America need MORE leeway.
What a guy, I hope he didnt end up killing his ex wife.
lmao what the fuck
You mean a mercenary was a bad person?!?! Fuck mate, American education has failed you if that wasn't an immediate red flag. Duty is the only reason a man should fight, like even the bloke who wrote the book on power plays says not to trust Mercs.
@kingbillycokebottle5484 you say that but the varangian guard were pretty epic
Yep! And the SCOTU’s deciding THEY were allowed to make laws and inventing Qualified Immunity out of thin air is what has allowed these cops to get away with their crimes.😢
Like almost everything the government does, it starts with a good reason but quickly morphs into a weapon for dirty officials.
Okay well now you have to share some of his Blackwater stories
Am a year 1 teacher.
It is phenomenal how willing seemingly well adjusted kids are to just, drop their dacks in the middle of the playground and take a dump when nature calls. The other kids don’t even really get phased anymore.
My favourite story comes from last year. Had a real loose unit of a kid but he was a legend. He was with his mate in the toilets keeping him company while he took a shit. He obviously missed his mate because he jumped up onto the door to peek over and say hello. This promptly made the door fall of its hinges, launching it and my student onto the lap of the boy on the loo. Mum sighed for a long 15 or so seconds when we called her with that one.
I'm 22 and still struggling with this dilemma.
@@SlappoLSim about to turn 19 and hope it would end soon 😩 thanks for the heads up i spose
Hopefully not english teacher tho because I hate you for saying "willing seemingly"
As a first year prac teacher studying for my bachelors, I had to teach a year 9 Media class how to use photoshop. Lesson was going well until I saw the boys in the back photoshopping their chubby friend into a plane heading towards the world trade centre. Holding in my laughter I have to explain to them why it's a bad idea to Photoshop inappropriate things whilst my supervisor (HOD of I.T) is in the room. 10 Minutes later I find them photoshopping the same chubby kid slapping pokies and drinking vb. These are the same students who yell "sir are you a sigma" and "skibidi rizz".
omg that's hilarious
those kids were alright in my book
it was based until that last sentence.
What are you talking about. Thats amazing!
Humanity's capacity for being mentally disabled is incredible, isn't it?
Missed opportunity for the Chief Wiggum clip talking to the rambling homeless man, "Slow down, slow down... Who's been stealing your thoughts?"
Well, it wouldn't be a copper stealing the dude's thoughts...that's the last gig they'd ever be involved in...😂😂😂😂😂
Might wanna sit down for this one… My teacher for chemistry (he was of *that* age) told us for safety with fire in the science building “these gas taps are very dangerous and NEVER have a open flame next to one” he then proceeded to pull out one of his 25+ lighters (he said to use
once he and I quote “never knew when they would come in handy for arson”) and lit this gas tap on fire, the flame that fired out of it must have been bigger than 20 meters as it went across the classroom, covered the walls and ceilings with a thick layer of soot, burned a couple kids hair off and set the fire alarms off in multiple classrooms around us but not ours, he had removed the battery’s because they where “snitching on his middle of class smoke breaks”. He got fired promptly afterwards along with a lawsuit that was rather large…
Lol! Holy shit!!! 😂😂😂
You know, chemistry teachers being as old as the earth itself continues on into college. All the chem professors at my college are old af and I doubt they know there they are half the time. You gotta teach yourself for those classes.
I'm a teacher, and my first job was at a really expensive private school.
On the first day of term 2 I got there and the deputy Principal wasn't there. There was an "emergency meeting" in the staff room. Apparently he had resigned with immediate effect, and we weren't allowed to contact him or ask about it.
Over the coming months many rumours went around, but everyone seemed to agree that he had been fired because he'd been involved in embezzlement. Apparently he'd taken money from people and bumped up exam grades to make the school seem better. Pretty shocking...
Only that's not what happened...
About a year after the original resignation we found out the truth. He had been arrested for child p**n and pedophilia!!!!!!
He's currently in jail and the school hasn't recovered from the scandal. Needless to say, I don't work there anymore.
Sounds pretty standard for a private school
Was his name Alan Jones?
One of my friends is a cop here in QLD. He said the number of cops who don't know the law is amazing. Said he's seen other cops arrest people for "Back chatting" as in that's what they put in the report and then expect the person that back chatted them to be charged and go to court for back chat.
If a person has the capacity to learn the law they typically become lawyers.
@@monalisa-bs4zs You'd be surprised how many of those don't know the laws either lmao
He mates, what’s your mates name?…. Address?
Had two friends who joined QPOL and about a year in they were at a games weekend and laughing about messing with the homeless, probably mentally handicapped, for no reason and it took them a minute to realize no one else was laughing. Police culture is toxic af.
@@anon4854 yeah 😂 had a cop bragging about the same thing at our local… he never came back when we were done with him 😂
I was maliciously prosecuted for armed robbery in 1996
This happened exactly a week prior to a family court hearing for custody and property, I lost my kids and any share of the property
The PIC was established just after and I would've been one of the first people to contact them about police illegality, they were supposed to be an independent commission without involvment of serving or former NSW police
About half an hour or less after calling the PIC I received a call from a fella telling me I was wasting the PIC's time and I should not make the complaint, after about a minute of this fella's negativity I came to the concussion he had to be a cop
I asked, Are you a police officer ?
And he replied, "I refuse to deny I'm a police officer"
had one teacher that would joke around pretty hard with his students. he was in his last year so he would kind of just freestyle the class. one day he brought in a frequency generator and explained how different animals can hear things that we cant. he put it to the threshold for a dog and then pointed at a girl that he didnt like and said only she could hear it now.
What a dumb 'vagina' of a human being?!
0:11 but we can assume that Barilaro's cronies are watching diligently.
jordan
electricians
you promised
nearly 2 months now
He tried but it's just the same stories about making out with other men
sorry mate. they are called sparkies not electricians
@HW_Printing oh I know
Just forgot to put it in this
@@HW_Printing defo a boykissing leccy
@@HW_Printing Thank you...I'm glad there's one muppet that's paying att'n!
I'm so loving that the stupid "trick" they all use "do you know why I pulled you up" hoping you'll cough up some offence they can pin on you, actually worked on crossbow boy. Not the sharpest tool in the box.
Reminds me of that scene in "Liar, Liar' where Jim Carey's character is pulled over and when asked by the officer if he knows why he pulled him over Carey, unable to tell a lie, rattles off a long list of the traffic offences he just committed.
This "one stupid trick" can change your life!
@@paulperry7091 True, don't answer questions, don't speak to the police. They're not your friends, they're engaging you in conversation hoping you'll say something that incriminates you. Be polite, but give them only the information you're required to by law.
I ask the question to see if you’ll own up to it. Honest people who realise they’ve done wrong don’t need further policing so they get a warning for minor offences. Dicks who argue and clearly don’t give fuck about the law need further encouragement to obey it, so they get an infringement. We either have the evidence of the offence or we don’t. What the driver says at the scene is (generally) not admissible in court unless the “You’re not obliged to answer my questions…” police caution is given. This discretion only goes so far though and different cops use their discretion in different ways. Some just book everyone and yeah, some are idiots.
@@1x1_southcoast83well said!. (Ex SA pol. Too many dicks got to me .... ) 😁👍🇦🇺
I know a HWY patrol officer (previously motorcycle unit) in Sydney who told me how they entrap people. He loves to patrol the old pacific hwy at night. He sits right up behind a speeding car & sees how fast he can get them to go before booking them. Also talked about egging on people at lights in unmarked cars. Being how he was in high school I can see him doing it.
fun fact! that (by american standards) may not be entrapment. for it to be entrapment you have to *know* it's a cop. if you're willing to speed & race any dude, that's a crime & not entrapment, even if the dude happens to be an undercover cop. if you start speeding up to try and let the cop in behind you and they start racing you, that's entrapment and *not* a crime.
tldr; if it was clearly visibly a cop/cop motorcycle then yeah that's entrapment, but if it looked like just Some Dude On A Motorcycle & wasn't clearly a cop, not entrapment (again not an aussie so the standards there could be different)
@miss_marvemillion You dont have to know they are a cop for it to be entrapment. They just have to convince a suspect of a criminal action they wouldn't have committed (in all likelihood) otherwise.
What / from Gosford/ or Hornsby????????
Love the toilet paper as a prop instead of bandages, missing tomato source though to really sell it
2:01 PTSD. No seriously, PTSD is the answer to that. Managing it by over training or over eating.
damn, makes sense
I'm not a teacher, I was a student at this time.
I went to a private mainly white kids high school in NYC, it was really small with only 400 kids in the total high school and to put it in perspective there was only 6 black kids in that full 400 roaster.
now to the teacher story, we had one teacher that was always chill and laid back while not really caring about much of anything, he was the favorite among the parents and most people didn't know anything about his life outside the school. one day my school building get surrounded by cops and some with riot gear, we get a announcement saying that all students should go into the nearest class room and all the teachers said nothing is happening and made sure to HEAVILY EMPHASES it wasn't a school shooting or such. (welcome to America)
after about 30 minutes most of the cops are gone and we get a announcement saying everything is ok and that school has ended early. we later found out that the teacher all the parents liked was actually making and selling cocaine to the parents and some teachers even and the cops came to arrest him during the school time because they knew for sure he would be there.
safe to say that anyone who had class with him as a teachers was given A's and a free period during that time.
"Making" cocaine. Can tell you werent in the popular clique at school. Also teacher sounds chill af. Im sure you dont appreciate it because you have wealthy parents, but teaching doesnt pay well.
@ I don’t have wealthy parents, the government paid for it thanks to programs for people with disabilities and several years of fighting for the help
Nice judging though
America never stops to baffle me with how easily they dispatch riot troopers/heavy units. They could've just sent in a few officers to peacefully take away the teacher, but for some reason they have to make a whole show out of it and disturb everyone in a one mile radius??
I was a teacher in rural Queensland I once (accidentally) degloved a students finger. He had his finger inside a pushed in RJ45 port, and he and his mate called me over to tell me it was stuck. I thought he was joking and gave it a bit of a yank, turns out he wasn't kidding. It took a while for the blood to start and by god did it start. His finger came out degloved from the first knuckle to second knuckle.
Another time, early in my career, working with microscopes, a student asked me what would happen if he ate the slide cover slip (0.5mm piece of glass). I foolishly replied 'try it and find out'. Surprisingly to no one (except me) he gobbed that thing a chowed down. After a good amount of blood, that OneSchool entry and call home were pretty interesting.
damn how did he manage to stick his finger that far into an rj45 port lol
@ the jack had been pushed all the way in so it was just a finger sized hole...with apparently sharp plastic edges 😂
I was a teacher for undergraduate biology students (18 and 19 years old). We were teaching them about the effects of stimulants, like caffeine, on concentration. They had to do a buzz wire game, drink two red bulls then do the game again to see if they can do it faster on stimulants. Shortly after drinking the two red bulls, one student phoned an ambulance because she thought she had alcohol poisoning. We informed her that red bull has no alcohol in it.
Another time we were teaching them about different local plants. We had cuttings of the different plants and the students had to draw diagrams of each plant and label them. I noticed one of the students eating some of the plants. We had to stop all the students and tell them not to eat the plants because some of them were poisonous.
A colleague works with special needs students aged 11-18. He spends most of his day trying to stop the students from masturbating in class when they get bored.
My mom is an english teacher so this story comes from her.
She was teaching first grade students at the time and there were these two unhinged twins who kept getting into trouble in and out of class. So this one time, she was teaching as normal and smells this absolutely foul stench coming from one side of the classroom, all of the kids were seemingly unfazed by it (probably because they were used to it at that point). As she starts going around the classroom she notices a brown log on the floor next to one of the twins. She immediately says "go to the bathroom! you can't be in here like that!", naturally, all of the other fetuses start making fun of the kid including his twin who kept on saying "you shat yourself! you shat yourself! you shat yourself!".
Aww poor kid. That's really sad. Kids can be arseholes
When I was on my first prac, I had a student come up to me and say "you look like that doctor guy from fuck what's that show called?" He was obviously talking about doctor who as it was in winter and I was wearing a big coat but I wasn't going to let him know what I was saying and he kept trying to finish the joke for my entire prac. He never did
I never saw that show...🤣...what was it again "fuck what's that show called", definitely missed it!
1st. You know the guy im talking about!
2nd. Huh, who?
1st. Yeah that's him!
2nd. What?
1st. No not what who!
2nd. Was that the bell.
LOL
I left this comment previously, however I didn't make it in the video, thought they were good stories
Went to a known cannabis smoking area and found 5 people stoned off their heads. We chatted for five minutes or so about being called to five people smoking cannabis in the area. I asked if they had seen anyone matching the description, then i proceeded to describe them to themselves. This immensely freaked them out. While we were talking to them, one dropped their mull bowl. We asked them to let us know if they see the five people we described and they said they would. They started to walk away and when they were far enough away we picked up the cannabis and yelled, "guys you dropped your pot. Who wants it?" they started to walk faster then slightly jog. We yelled "come back and take your drugs with you, this is littering". They kept moving away. One of us yelled "let the dog go!" and I started barking. They piss bolted, was even better because we never had a dog with us the whole time we were talking to them.
Paddy wagons (in my day) didn't have Radar nor Lidar. There was a known spot where people used to speed down this hill. There was a spot at the bottom of the hill where we could park and eat on our break whilst semi hidden by trees. It was only possible to see us when you were about 20 meters away. We would point our breathalyzer machine out the window (looks nothing like a lidar) whilst eating. We would laugh our heads off as people would see us, make eye contact and slam their breaks on as they passed.
Followed a P plater vehicle which was occupied with 5 males under 20 years of age. They were sus as F making movements like they were trying to conceal something. They continued looking back at us constantly, they drove in odd directions like 4 left hand turns in a row arriving back where they started, they went down back streets and then more back streets in the opposite way they were originally going. We could tell they were freaking out. We continued following closely for approximately 5kms in circles for what seem to be 10 minutes. the whole time the rear passengers were turning around and watching us. We turned on our lights and sirens and the vehicle pulled over..... We then quickly overtook the vehicle and sped away to another job.
Pulled over Hamish Blake for making a left across three lanes. Let him off with a warning.
I was asked a question under oath in a trial. the question was "how do you know the s3x shop was open when you arrived?" I stated "I would rather not say". Was reminded I was under oath and needed to answer the question. I replied "As I entered the door there were two very attractive females directly to my left, they were approximately 50cms from me. We locked eyes and they looked frightened or shocked. The woman closest to me broke eye contact and looked at the display she was shopping in front of then looked back at me. I then broke eye contact and looked at the shelf she had just looked at, which I noticed it contained a selection of long double headed D-Does. I made eye contact with them again and said G-day. and I walked into the open store." The magistrate was not impressed to say the least at the amount of detail I went into, however my account is now part of a judicial record.
Had to stop traffic for the purpose of euthanizing of a dying kangaroo (hit by a car). This particular Roo was extremely resilient. It took 13 bullets to put it out of its misery. however when we turned around, the female in the front of queue of stopped vehicles had a horrified look on her face. The look on her face was worse than the kangaroo after the 13 bullets. I'm pretty sure we created a vegan that day.
Great to confirm that not all coppers are fuckwits.
Got a few in my family, and as mates, who aren't either, but the seem to be the exception to the rule...unfortunately.
Classic stuff 😅😂
These are golden
Are the tragedy a Vegan , you monster 😂
Spoken like a true-moron-copper!!!
Is it any wonder people regard coppers as registered-practicing-arseholes?!
My grade 6 teacher was a bit of a piece of work. Anger issues that she did her best to suppress, but just was not great with children.
One time, towards the end of the year, someone in my class did something to tick her off after a long day of kids buggerising around. She walked across the classroom in complete silence, picked up the kids desk and tub of pencils and stuff. And threw it through the window of our classroom. Desk fell from the second floor with a pane of glass to the street below. Then the kid was ordered to go and retrieve the desk.
The teacher still works at the school.
That could've easily killed someone. What an idiot.
I want a "confessions of a bus driver" segment.
Yes!!! There's a reason they now lock themselves in behind thick perspex shields! Imagine the stories!
When my proper job was offshored, I ended up driving a bus in Melbourne. Worst job ever. The best and only good thing happened one new years eve, late at night. 3 young women got on the bus, all wearing skimpy clothes, all gave me a kiss. Even better, one of the girls tit's jumped out of her already see through top as she leant over to kiss me and didn't notice till the whole bus starts cheering and laughing. 😅 The bad stories happend every day.
Yup they would see so much shit (literally and metaphorically)
when I was in high school, we had a very short (about 4'10) skinny greek english teacher who would try to win us over with chocolates etc to get us (30 17yr old guys) to do our work. She would sometimes sit at the front of the class on her desk whilst wearing a very short skirt, as soon as she sat down every one of us would bury our heads to hide from the flashing she would give. She wasn't attractive at all, but she thought she was. Half way through the year, she was getting into trouble because she couldn't get us to do our work and was getting quite upset... it got to the point that no one would take their books out or do anything in class until she gave us chocolates (like the mini marsbars etc from variety packs), she had a break down and asked us why we wouldn't do the work at all and asked us if we loved her... she was promptly told by someone hiding behind someone else's back that no we didn't like her and she stank like B'O. One guy proceeded to tell her it was her own fault and that she created the monster( referencing that we wouldn't do and english work without chocolates). She ended up running out of the class room bawling her eyes out, which then led to a head teacher(who looked like an overweight version of Dean Cain) coming in and going ballistic at us. She ended up leaving after having a mental break and we ended up with a substitute teacher, Her name was Ms Blue and she asked us why the other teacher left so we told her the whole story and she was quite shocked to say the least. I think it took maybe a week before someone asked her if she had a boyfriend (she was fairly attractive blonde with quite impressive "lung capacity". She was trying to be our friend because she wasn't much older than we were so she told us about her boyfriend, his name was Peter and her name was Michelle.... took about a minute before one of the guys blurted out "Michelle Blue Peter!" (her name was Ms Blue for a reminder) The whole class went super quiet... could have heard a pin drop for like 30 seconds before she just couldn't hold it in anymore and cracked up laughing her ass off! We intantly all decided she was cool and that was it, we'd do our work and then 5 min left of class she'd tell us about her weekends out drinking in the city where she lived (We were going to school in Nelson Bay which is about an hour or so from Newcastle NSW) When it got to the end of the year she even invited the ones who wear 18 to go out a pub crawl in Newcastle with her and her boyfriend and other friends. One of the best teachers we ever had! Best substitute by far.
As Gordon Ramsay would say, "Fuck me?!"
Two things i learnt in my time as a paramedic .
1. even cops hate highway patrol cops.
2. Never trust a cop.
1:23 This is the closest we get to a warhammer video? STILL NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
Knew a teacher would would consistently place students he knew secretly liked each other next to each other as well as students who hated each other together just to see what would happen
Sounds like a "bonking" teacher?!
First story is just the opening scene of super troopers
Stepdad was sent to investigate Harold Holt’s house after he disappeared.
He stole his aftershave.
Was it the Russians, or a Chinese sub that picked him up?!
There used to be a mad bastard running around the railways throwing shit at security claiming he was a billionaire. When the cops came to get him again one day he claimed his mum would pay all the cleaning bills. I laughed and then the cop turned and said "Nah, she will, his family are billionaires." He gave me a solicitor to contact for any cleaning and they bloody paid and all.
"Yes, I was wearing my antique silk suit and my custom kobe cow leather boots..."
I know a teacher at a local primary school (I’m not disclosing the relation because they still work there). I have been told about all of my old teachers (I went to the primary school they work at) doing each other (including multiple public affairs). Seeing the teachers who had public affairs with their coworkers out proudly together is a little disturbing, especially since I know a lot of the details, including when they were caught screwing each other in the front office.
A group of students created ‘National Parks’ in the playground and used little gum nuts as currency. The whole thing became it’s own economy and it was really intense. The teachers had to shut it down because these kids became violent as there were full missions planned out to go into other people’s ‘National Parks’ and rob them of as many gum nuts as possible. Kids were also screaming at other kids for stepping on the ‘walls’ (about 1cm high walls of dirt) because if ruined their ‘National Park’.
I have also been told about one kid who walked out to the top of a hill on the school grounds with a grass area below it where the teacher was running sport. He proceeded to pull his pants down and took a shit in front of everyone. They had to stop a large group of children from seeing this kid take a shit and find the teacher who was supposed to be supervising this kid.
Needless to say, people avoid this school like the plague.
(If this is used, I’d like to remain anonymous)
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
INQUISITOR!!!
2:29 the same way our ancestors hunted gazelle on the Serengeti lol
0:35 years of having to fill out official documentation and making statements that have to sound as unbiased as possible
bro that second cop with the marathons is terrifying. an australian T1000.
Not a teacher, but I could tell you how my stupid year 3 self probably ruined my teacher's afternoon.
My year 3 teacher (lovely woman, amongst the best I've ever had) had her father pass away and needed time off to attend the funeral.
Our combined year 3/5 class drew sympathy cards for her depicting things like wreaths, flowers, all nice stuff. My autistic ass drew a funeral, complete with a stick figure 6 feet under surrounded by crying stick figures. By her grace alone she took it in good stride and laughed about it to my mother, who was mortified lmao.
actually would fucking love this
Closest i got to a cop experience was watching 3 police officers chase an aboriginal who was starknaked running through the shopping centre i worked at. He was screaming and yelling at someone that wasnt even there and seeing him dodge the cops when they tackled him.
me and my mates were under surveillance for like 2 months. they never pulled us up thinking we didn't know no doubt but eveyone else who left the place got pulled up and we could see the cameras down the hill that were watching us like sorry but we aren't that dumb
walked into an empty classroom after school holidays had started since the windows had been covered in black paper (it's a rule that clear views into classrooms should be kept at all times). The room had been stripped bare save for one of those realistic baby dolls tied by string to the ceiling fan and the floor was covered in salt circles. I walked back out and didn't go back into that room until school had re-commenced.
On some motorcycle rides (not a 1%), there'd be 2 friends, an ex cop, and a current cop (Qld).
How about, they'd be patrolling an 80 klm/h zone, and fine someone for 89 klm/h. They'd leave that speed on their mobile radar display, and if they didn't like the look of a car or the occupants, pull them over and give them a ticket for 89 klm/h (it didn't matter if the car was doing the speed limit).
If it went to court, the judge would ask what speed was recorded!
Talk about being farked.
Yep..."Australians"...mean, vindictive, and spiteful!
Fabulous example of how "bonked" Qld coppers really are!
Old man, 81, owns a 35 year old Toyota ute. Drives like 'an old man'.
Coppers call him to the cop shop.
"You were were driving at wreckless speeds so fast we couldn't catch you"
Old man: "A ten year old on a skate board could go past me".
"Pay $600"!
Tried to extort $60 "court costs" from him.
"We aren't in a court. How do you figure IOU for court costs"?!
The old gent couldn't outrun a cop car.
What a "bonking" corrupt state Qld. really is?!!!
Soldiers confess your sins. ohh wait, that might not be a good idea
"It reminds me of a Warhammer reference...that i don't really remember so i'll carry on"
Dude you can't do this to me ffs...
I'm a tech teacher. One of my students set an alcho wipe on fire with an oxy flint then freaked out because he lit it in his hands. He threw it on the ground and tried stomping it out... It didn't go out. It just stuck to his shoe and proceeded to burn up his leg.
Get Frenchy on for teachers confess their sins. He beat up a kid once.
My Dad was a police diver in the 70's. He would never eat prawns because most of the bodies he found had prawns falling out the chest cavity when they draged them ashore.
A guy at my school really hated French, so every time before French class he but on a wrist brace and pretended his wrist was broken/sprained so he couldn’t write.
The teacher only realized he was faking it when she asked the other teacher how they’ll do the finals for this student as he “can’t write the normal written exam”
None of his classmates rated him out for almost a year while this was going on.
I’ve had 6 different police officers tell me that most don’t care about speeding on the motorway as long as it’s less than 100mph they won’t pull you over (UK)
They don't care if you burgle poor peoples houses either
And if you're Asian you can get away with anything
First story sounds like SuperTroopers
Meow what is so damn funny?
Teachers? Is this potentially a way to continue the Yilmaz chronicles? 😂😂
During High school one of my let’s call him less intelligent classmate would go to a study group after school the day before the biology test. So I tagged along to what I learned was the special ed area of the school. My friend and like 5 other special ed kids would be handed a teachers copy of the notes and told to highlight what was the answers on the test. Only took 2 tests before they started looking at me funny and asked me not to come back. Turns out the answers to the tests are only for kids with an IQ equivalent to Forest Gump and I had to borrow my friend’s notes the rest of the year.
Note: Being friends with the special ed will allow you to get away with anything at school. Cause we all know the teachers feel bad for them.
I'm not a teacher, but I day manage for a road safety course for highschool kids. I know it's going to be a shit day when there is a sea of mullets and rat tails.
one of our math teacher in middle school was this 57 y-o grumpy lady and a lot of the second year kids hated her guts for nitpicking any little mistake you did and sending atleast 1 kid out to detention on every class she teaches.
So one time someone tried to be a clown and started randomly yodeling something out of a Ricola cough drop ad (that went something like Riiiii- COLA!) in her math class multiple times, it wasn't too loud but definitely annoying enough to make her go on an angry rant about respecting teachers. this resulted in these little assholes to hate her more, so they started to just doing that Riiiii-COLA yodel anytime that they come across her at school which only ended after the principal reprimanded the kids who did it at a morning assembly.
TBH i'm waiting on jordies to go around and have one for student stories cause i have some bangers stories that i personally did
There's a cop in the city I live in, who fought, shot, and killed another officer. He's still employed and not in jail
Oh sweet, I've got a story:
Had these two kids in year 8 who were good mates. One pretty popular, one not so much, but they were mates regardless. The popular one started running with some gangs in the area, and I guess the kids in the school admired him for that. At some point, something happened between this popular kid and his mate, because during the end of year holidays, the popular kid, some other school kids and some members of this gang apparently got together to beat up the less popular one, with chains and wrenches (from what I've heard).
Anyway, since it happened outside of school, all we have is that they're not allowed to be in the same classroom. But yes, they are both still in the school.
I got taken into the local station for trespassing on TAFE when I was 15, I was crying uncontrollably😂.. one of the blokes working spilled some tea on himself, and he looked me in the eyes and joked, "IM SUCH A PIG, oink oink." It made me feel much safer and I stopped crying... They were really nice to me, and didn't tell my Mum what happened ❤ 😊
(Ive also been treated poorly by the police when I wasn't doing anything wrong)
Ticket inspectors - confess their sins. That one would be the best
I used to live in Melbourne. And you could not find a pack of junk yard dogs lower than those morons.
Being in the teaching profession. I have heard many random statements from students. These are my favourites
I was at a new school getting a lay of the land and a student (grade 1) i had never met approached me and introduced himself.
He immediately asked me to guess his favourite food.
I guessed incorrectly only to be given this response
"I like chicken, but im not black."
In my sheer confusion to react appropriately, he did a spin and ran away.
On another occasion, we where laying out old newspapers and a student (grade 1...again) screamed at the top of his lungs "look look, its our president Obama"...while pointing to a picture of Bill Shorten.
I then informed him we dont have a president but a prime minister and pointed to albo who was in the same picture.
And with 110% confidence, he said "ohhh Trump".
Youth workers could tell you a story or two
Way back in the day when I was in kindergarten (the school went from kindergarten to grade 6) the principal was suddenly replaced overnight with no warning or explination. The new lady that took over started sitting on on classes and generally breathing down the neck of all the teachers.
Found out 30 years later that the old principal was caught with CP and the new lady was performing a f**king brutal inquisition on the rest of the staff. From what I hear, no other staff were involved and no students were targeted thankfully.
Glad the district administration sent in someone who would investigate the hell out of the rest of the staff
A student but ive experienced some crazy teachers. One teacher was harping on about some kid he taught 10 years ago because like half the class had failed a maths test, he told us this kid was so smart that if the teacher ever marked the student with anything less that 100% the teacher would check his own answer sheet to see where he stuffed up. Someone asked if the teacher actually taught him anything and then the teacher got mad and proceeded to sit down and not teacher for the next week. He got even more mad when more people failed the next test which he barely taught as a result of not teaching for a week.
In an English class the teacher asked what our opinions of what Shakespeare meant in romeo and Juliet, following some peoples responses he said "no thats not a correct interpretation" which i found quite funny cos like fym not a correct opinion.
In woodwork the teacher got mad at one guy for fucking up a couple things over the lesson and told him " to fuck off and not come back next time unless he was gonna do it right" the next class the same kid fucked something up and the teacher hit the kids project ( a bedside table) with a woodworking mallet, which destroyed it. Then when the project was due the next week the teacher failed the kid for not having a finished project.
High school teacher here, We used to teach in a pretty old building with vines over the windows, locking most of them shut on one side of the building.
I was teaching on that side in the summer, so students wanted the windows open. I made the mistake of telling them that they could open them, but they had to do it themselves.
So this bigger kid in the back of the class puts his arm against the window to try and push it open, Only for the entire window to shatter, The shards now embedded in his arm. Since this was my first year of teaching on my own, I just sent him off to the nurse and moved to a different classroom.
I'm pretty sure that window still hasn't been replaced, but then again this is the Netherlands so they've probably atleast used a plastic bag so people won't assume they're growing weed in there.
My teacher use to be a bully at the school he teaches at now
I'm a computer teacher and one day our TSO (tech support officer) asked who he'd need to speak to about finding porn on a kid's laptop. I told him to speak to the deputy principal and it turned out that this kid's laptop had 2 terabytes of porn on it. Further investigations found out that the kid's friend had a powered hard drive that had another 2 terabytes of porn on it. The TSO then had the unenviable job of cataloging the porn so the deputy principal could have an exact list for the parent interviews. If there was one positive, those boys were very inclusive in their choices - they didn't discriminate. The poor TSO was never quite the same after that.
My sister bought her teen son a phone that couldn't be used to visit porn sites; she decided to check her sons phone and found a huge stash of porn that a friend had blue-toothed across to his phone.
I know they've thrown heaps of crap at you Jordy, but just remember, YOU COP THE MOST FLACK WHEN YOU'RE DIRECTLY OVER THE TARGET.
We made an in training priest and teacher leave not only teaching but also the priesthood. The breaking point was when he had us do a poster on the life of jesus (year 9 btw) and my mate asked him to repeat the instructions, to which this priest/teacher slammed both hands on the table and yelled in his face 'what the f do you not understand about what we're doing?' We never saw him again after that.
They talk like that because they're constantly preparing for the reports they'll have to write 😆
My dad was a year 5 teacher. If a kid was annoying him throughout the day or talking a lot or something he would walk behind them slowly, do a really bad silent fart then quickly go back to his desk. Then watch as they get blamed for it.
00:13 all the cool kids are watched by the cops. I actually had to explain some jokes I made to a DA after getting picked up by the boys in blue 😂
Hahaha the fact you used a screen shot of a station from my patch made my day. I am gutted I missed this one though, I would have had some great submissions.
5:16 best joke
Imagine sucking Rudd off and him just looking down at you with those beady eyes
Went to you uni in a country town for a few years, and I would hang around the first year teachers doing their "country service", I had a hard time keeping up with them because they were drunk most of the times. Every Thursday night we would do rounds of beer at the local, there was 15 of us, thats 15 rounds of beer, then they got jugs of beer at the rounds, I'd pass out by then. My favorite was the health teacher who was going out with the PE teacher, the health teacher was always stoned, while the PE teacher was either hung over or drunk, his car boot was full of beer cans and his front seat was covered in empty farmers union ice coffee cartons
more of a student witnessing a really deranged teacher who ended up in jail (the average small town highschool)
Once we had a geography teacher who didn’t really believe in climate change and animal extinction for some reason, and was really weird about the girls around in his class always standing behind them. It was quickly reported and he ended up getting fired.
However, news ended up spreading about that same teacher going to jail because he asked a school girl to “suck his thumb”, obviously the girl didn’t and she got punched by the teacher for not following orders.
I feel sorry for the poor girl that had to deal with him, but it made the days mucking up and stuff in his class all the more worth it.
"Suck his thumb".....wtf
Creeeeppyyy. And potentially crazy.
He probably didn’t believe in climate change because he understood it cannot be changed back with money 🤷🏻♂️
I used to teach history in Ipswich so I have many. I had a pretty rough year 9 class but had got them on side and working well finally, but they’d still have their moments. One lesson one of my interesting boys went to the bathroom but came back with off cuts of wood with nails sticking out of them. He then hid them under his shirt and tried walk into class, which obviously made a scene. When I tried to get him to show me what he was hiding under his shirt he refused and smiled the entire time, then one of the pieces dropped out accidentally . So he logically thought he may as well peg it at his best mate then walked outside and started throwing the other pieces of wood against the tree next to the classroom (one even got stuck on the tree). Walked back into the room and went right back to doing his history essay and even asked for help with evaluating a source. 5 mins later the deputy principal arrived with the wood work teacher to drag him off. He didn’t even get a detention in the end.
So the entire force is Roger Rogerson but goofy and stupid…
I administered a SAC for my Year 11 Methods class, consisting of two questions only. The first question was straightforward, but the second question, which wasn’t scaffolded, included several steps based on content they had already learned. The students found the second question challenging, and I could see how stressed they were. They were literally panicking and the expression in their faces was, Oh man. I reassured them that they knew the content and just needed to break the question down into steps to solve the equation.
Despite trying hard not to, I couldn’t contain my laughter. At one point, I burst out laughing, prompting one student to ask, “Miss, how could you laugh like that?” I responded by saying, “I have no idea why you’re all so stressed. You know the content; you just need to figure out the steps to solve the question.”
When I corrected the assessment, I found that they had all failed and the students were extremely shocked by the outcome. At that point, I still hadn’t told them it was a practice Standardized Assessment. During the next session, I went through the answers on the board, which took up the entire 3-meter board. After completing the answers, I turned to my students and said, “You all knew this; you just needed to break it down slowly and use different strategies to solve the question.” One student then responded, “Yes, Miss, but look how long this answer is; it took up the whole whiteboard!”
If you want to push the envelope of good taste, I have a suggestion.
Youth social workers, confess your sins.
I admit, that one could come with some potentially… reportable answers and likely get demonised.
But come on, you know those stories will be unhinged at best.
I've been in the Army, bus driver, youth worker and cop; too many stories, I'm blocking them out..
Some women actually think "My husband's a cop" or "I know a cop in our family" to mean they can do whatever the fark they want, drive however badly they want... They will threaten to "call the cops" on you whenever they feel like it
Ok for everyone who complains about it, he mentioned Warhammer.
There ya go there's your Warhammer video. Shush.
I teach in Thailand, which already has a bad reputation for some bad schools. But the management at my first school treated the Filipino teachers terribly never letting anyone have a break in a 10 hour day, never getting work visas, regular bad bosses stuff. They never let the teachers meet with the parents, which meant that drop off and pick up was a McDonald's drive thru where the kids would be thrown in and out of their cars.
But someone got so fed up that they brought in edibles for the management and left them as a surprise. School was closed that day, and we never found out who it was.
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My grade four teacher was an ex-police officer from QLD. She would tell us her cop stories from time to time if we were completing our work. One time she told us that she was raiding the house of a suspected murderer. Whilst inside, she turned a corner and saw her reflection in a sliding glass door, to which she screamed out loud in fear and slipped over, hitting her head. I cant recall if she said she had shot at her own reflection, but i think she told us she did.
Female cops are scary to work with; their propensity to take fright and physical ineptness.
As Gordon Ramsay would say, "Fuck me?!"
She sounds just like a Qld copper.
Full of shit. Twice as stupid!!!
“David cop-afeel” is genuinely one of the best lines I’ve ever heard and absolutely sent me flying
When are you going to address Albos ridiculous misinformation bill mate?
Doesn't have the guts to. In bed with em.
He won't, he's a coward
Chopper might have been crazy but he warned us about Alan Jones approx. 28 years ago... lmfao
If you want, I’ll spend 2hours emailing you exactly 100 stories
Up to you ?
Silent lips that know,
Whispers drown in shadowed rooms,
Truths are sold in dust.
100 stories and not one about that 2 year period of covid when the cops turned into the Gestapo
Prior Rurul NSW teacher for 8 years. Roughly around 2019, I was teaching science to my year 7 class at the time but a good portion of the back row kids were glazing outside the window where we had the undercover area heading to our canteen, attempted to get their attention back on the class when I begun to hear yelling and thrashing outside the window. I walked over and bore witness to a punch on between two year 11 boys and a year 8 student who was pardon the language, kicking the shit out of the year 11 boys. myself and another teacher tried to yell at the boys to stop until one of the kids in my class begun to shout. "OI THAT'S FCKING (year 8 boys name)" and swiftly climbed out of the window along with other students to "Help out". The fight went on for an hour before the deputy had to come in-between the boys, pick up the year 8 boy over his shoulders and take him into the office while they waited for the police to arrive.
The day after the fight and the police investigated the students, staff were filled in on the report of the said fight and were told that only the year 8 boy was expelled because it turns out he was apart of a local boxing gym and seriously pelted the shit out of the seniors, which in the words of the board "Made him an danger to the canteen and student mess areas" . After asking him why the fight occurred, the boy told the police and deputy the story. Turns out he got a note to go to the canteen during a lesson to pick up a food order since he didn't have a packed lunch and the year 11 students tried to steal his chocolate milk and muffins so they begun to punch the back of his head where he than retaliated by pursuing a 2v1. The students at the school wrote his name on a wall at the same spot it happened, No clue where he is now, but I'm sure he's doing great.
Expelled a kid for defending himself...sounds just like "bonking" Australians?!
This was a joy. Could we have one about Qld cops in the Joh days. I got some doozies😂👌
NSW cops in the old days as well..
Read about 'The Joke'. That'll keep you entertained for hours on end!!!
Ive done bjj and MMA with too many cops and wouldn't trust my safety if i mentioned things here
I love how the first cop is too stupid to spell bored.
or quiet..
Who did that bandage for a head wound 9:13, looks like the cheap Australian version of Karate Kid.🤣
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So I was on yard duty, when I noticed water dripping from the balcony above. When I checked it out, it was a zipper shopping bag full of frozen fish in an unowned locker. I thought 'well played', as it was the last week of term, and that would have smelled awful by the time we came back. I couldn't have been more wrong about the student's intent. Apparently the student who put the bag there was an ocean fisherman and would regularly swap catch with a friend who was a river fisherman. After explaining this to a deputy and getting the parents involved, it was decided that future fish trades would happen off campus.