JStandard practice for murdering turkeys is hanging them by their feet on the assembly line and passing them through a spinning blade that slices their necks open, while fully conscious and bleeding out they're boiled alive as to loosen their feathers and ready them for human greed. This happens to millions and billions of animals each year because humans want to continue their selfish traditions and cause a repeated cycle of breeding animals for profits and violence.
200 likes and no replies??? Uhhhh I was gonna say something more but I actually don’t know what else to say lmao Still though this comment was made a year ago and has no replies
Poofesure: ahead by more than 15 points with less than a minute left The other team: *scores 2 points* Poofesure: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I think the reason poof's vids speak to me so much is because they take me back to the glory days of raiding in WoW when you either had (if you were in a server progression guild) or watched vids of a raid leader act like poof for all of the raid, including when you win downplaying it like it was a fluke or that was how it was supposed to be all along
Hey poof, I just wanted to say sadly i couldn’t get one of your beef remotes but you honestly helped me out through suicidal times and I appreciate you
11:47 bro the funniest part is when he tried to steal. It’s not even like a good attempt😂😂. Poof the ball has to be in front of both them and you for a good still u can’t just swing😂😂😂
Be me: >Clicks on Poof video >In truck >Remembers what happened last time I watched Poof on my truck speakers >Be sad about blown speaker in shit box truck >Turns off Bluetooth on phone
Poof: How do we keep getting Beef Boss on our team? Me: Gee, I don't know Poof, maybe it's because the game wants you to lose so you can rage more for our entertainment?
am i too good at basketball now? 😏
JStandard practice for murdering turkeys is hanging them by their feet on the assembly line and passing them through a spinning blade that slices their necks open, while fully conscious and bleeding out they're boiled alive as to loosen their feathers and ready them for human greed. This happens to millions and billions of animals each year because humans want to continue their selfish traditions and cause a repeated cycle of breeding animals for profits and violence.
Yes
Yep
yes
Yes
"Equality! We need to bully them just as we bully a guy"
Great quote
You can already hear the feminists raging at the equality
As a feminist i agree with this quote
@@markymark443 You mean the women that act like they're better than men but then just prove themselves to be an r-word Karen?
@@flaminiarufo3602 hell yeah👍🇺🇸
@@Gameboy-64 yeah, those ones too
It's always weirdly nice to see Poof's mostly unused characters brought into the spotlight
True, I wish Roger and Dildo would appear again.
Rust lord 😍
I was hoping he'd play as Grandma
@@user-lt2rw5nr9sRip grandpa mii he deleted for the fortnite Miis
@@lookatjayzjewelzhoping he plays as funk ops
Imagine this is a little league basketball team, and Poofesure is the coach...
He was yelling at his team a lot in the video so him as a coach was already funny.
The coach for the team I am managing (basically a student helper for the team) yells a lot. Not in a bad way though. It can be entertaining though.
4:35 😳😳
8:54 that wouldn’t age well😭
@@melonmusketeers7083 YOOOO THAT's MESSED UP
I love how he’s blaming the mii characters for not making the shot knowing that he’s the one thats shooting The ball😂😂😂
You got that right Sensei.
@@danteyazidjian9620sensei did indeed get that right
@@henrymeulenberg1803 Henry did indeed get that right
@@stormysk5991 Stormy did indeed get that right
@@wesley8723 Wesley did indeed get that right
i love how poof says "oh my god" in toads voice in like every wii video
5:16
Toad when he walks in on mario and peach
4:37 - Poof: "She's a Butter-Face."
Mia: "You're gonna wish you never called me that."
200 likes and no replies???
Uhhhh I was gonna say something more but I actually don’t know what else to say lmao
Still though this comment was made a year ago and has no replies
"Going pro in basketball"
Tommy: I'm about to end this man's whole career and sanity again
Facts
Stolen
You mean tommy innit right?
jk the mii
@@DryIceyboi oof cringe
@@DryIceyboi (dies of cringe)
Poof: “I’m great at basketball now!”
Tommy: “No-“
am I the only one just imagining poofesure being a coach on the sideline saying all this😂
Not at all, same here 😭
One time a coach threw a chair
Poof is Ludi trener.
Winning 18-6 and still going mad? Only you would do that!
He beat Tommy 4 times as 4 different Miis, and still struggles against people half his skill level
He became extremely Arrogant cause he expect to blow out his opponent it a classic case to keep your arrogant in check
I can’t wait to see Poof go pro in cycling
13:07 - Beef Boss only had ONE job, and he can't even bother to do that.
I haven’t seen poof use fishstick since wii sports tennis
I can't... I lost it at 13:20🤣
Same 😂 FOUR POINTS OFF
This is the one time where 2 is not better than 1.
That laugh tho 😭😭😭😭
Damn bro, I think my chainsaw broke
10:43 that laugh omggg 😂😂😂😭😭
I like how he keeps blaming Beef Boss for his mistakes but, blames nobody else give that boi a break Poof🥱🤦♂️🤦♂️
Beef boss needs the blaming, hes a father he can't get cut any slack
@@mellojellybean Sounds a little sus😑🫤
Poofesure: ahead by more than 15 points with less than a minute left
The other team: *scores 2 points*
Poofesure: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I just love how poof is in full rage in the first couple games because he’s not pumping the lower level teams more than what he’s doing😂😂
I like how he Rages even though he has more than double the other teams score.
7:16 - I would've lost my shit there.
12:24 "of course timofoko figured out how to right at the right time suddenly"
14:18
The way he claps coordinated with the miis 💀
12:45 - I've never burnt my hand, but this would be how I would react.
😂😂😂 omfg
It's unbelievable how this man's videos have gone under the TH-cam radar for years
going pro in every wii sports resort sport - basketball
*Neighbors: Honey. He's doing it again...*
I like how hes yelling about defense while up 15
It’s kinda nice to see the old Poof rage once more. He’s been a little more mellow lately, glad to see him rage like this again
"We need to bully them, just as we bully a guy." Poofessure 2022
Everytime he fails at Basketball: He blames Beef Boss.
It’s a good thing to get Beef Boss on the team.
I’ve never seen someone get so frustrated while winning by so much😅
7:02 why is this so funny to look at 🤣
I love that Poof’s claps synched up with the miis clapping at the end
I think the reason poof's vids speak to me so much is because they take me back to the glory days of raiding in WoW when you either had (if you were in a server progression guild) or watched vids of a raid leader act like poof for all of the raid, including when you win downplaying it like it was a fluke or that was how it was supposed to be all along
Fishsticks will never be as good as beef boss at basketball
I can hear his screaming. From all the rage comps I’ve watched. I can HEAR it.
3:08 may be the wildest noise I’ve heard poof make. 😂
Lmaooooo
In an alternate reality, poof would be high school sports coach
8:35 - And you have that shot to prove it.
5:16
OH MY GOD meme
"Oh no we have beef boss on our team"
Just like old times, right poof?
Poofesure “I’m great at basketball now”
Tommy: “No-“
Poof: "we're going pro in pickup game, not 3 point shooting"
Also Poof: only shoots 3 pointers in pick up game
5:15 - This is my reaction to when they can do that move, but I can't.
That "YOU SUCK" at the 5:22 mark was golden 💀💀💀
Poof loses: gets mad.
Poof wins: gets mad.
14:22 "LETS CLAP ABOUT THAT, LETS CLAP ABOUT THAT, YEAH" is my new favorite quote lol
Never seen no one rages so bad when they literally have the lead
I’ve been waiting for this vid, it’s so fun to see poof play basketball
“We’re making them look like curry”
All on dunks
7:45 pov: toad is coming to tell you a joke but he needs to stop laughing to himself first
LOL
man basketball brings back 2019-2020 poofesure memories…
Poof can't even play the sport he's best at without raging and that's what's so good and likeable about him.
Hey poof, I just wanted to say sadly i couldn’t get one of your beef remotes but you honestly helped me out through suicidal times and I appreciate you
Tommy has entered the Chat.
1:21 - When you want the right remote.
2:30 only Poof can rave up 20 with 30 seconds to go 😂😅
This man always cracks me up, especially at 2:30, I damn near died of laughter
11:36 - Beef Boss is sabotaging his own team!
I love how he won all the rounds and was still raging and complaining, good old Poof ❤️👏🤣
0:03 That's just the Wii remote shaking in fear is all.
13:20 bro turned gremlin for a sec 😂
11:47 bro the funniest part is when he tried to steal. It’s not even like a good attempt😂😂. Poof the ball has to be in front of both them and you for a good still u can’t just swing😂😂😂
that wii remote must’ve had a very tough life
Be me:
>Clicks on Poof video
>In truck
>Remembers what happened last time I watched Poof on my truck speakers
>Be sad about blown speaker in shit box truck
>Turns off Bluetooth on phone
its so fun watching poof get pissed at his own terrible swipes on defence and thinks its on the miis
2:24
Poof has been getting those Omega-3s
3:34 - The best screw-up he's ever done.
Why do you always have 9000 comments on every poof video
@@silverjay7639 why what's wrong with that
@@the-boy-of-a-thousand-names nothing just wondering
@@silverjay7639 okay
to show jokes some people have missed
and funny moments like when Mia got revenge on Poof
Poofesure: I’m going to play basketball.
Tommy: I get to destroy this man’s career and sanity at the same time! 😂
Stolen
5:11 out of context is hilarious
fishsticks has a face full of obliviousness that never fails to be in the closeups
When you turn on the old dusty lawnmower in the back of the shed: 13:21
No way he uses Fishsticks again after ditching him forever
5:15 Poof's inner Toad reveals itself
13:20 me when i don't wanna go to church
Poofesure: Plays Wii Sports Resort Basketball
Me: Turns volume down
Surely there’s no moment of pure rage
Just think, if this was the first time Poof used Beef Boss for the Wii, he would probably hate him and never use him again.
Forget Wii, I wanna see him coach youth sports
Poofesure: “WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT WHY CAN’T I STEAL THE BALL?!? MY TEAM’S SHIT!
The score: 100-14
13:20 - If that's how he reacts to four away, what's gonna happen at ONE away?
Poofesure trying to swat the ball from all other teams:
(All other teams) "Can't touch this"...
whenever he screams he sounds like toad from super mario
Poofesure:Gets blocked the shit out of by a level 13
Also him: HIGHLY UNLIKELY HIGHLY UNLIKELY
Was hoping he was gonna use his grandmas Mii lmao
Funk Ops 😂😂 13:45
He wasn’t wrong at 1:20 half of this video probably will be him saying “no no no no that’s not what I meant to do.” 😂
It’s like when a team is really good and goes undefeated but the coach still finds a way to yell at his players for bad things
Fishsticks is a fan favorite plz give him more appearances like how you used to 2 years ago
“Remember beef curry?” “This is him now”
Poof: How do we keep getting Beef Boss on our team?
Me: Gee, I don't know Poof, maybe it's because the game wants you to lose so you can rage more for our entertainment?
Still raging in a 27-12 game 😂😂
I cannot tell you how much I have anticipated this video
10:05 funniest part of the video 😂
No , 13:20 was more funnier
Only poof can be rly mad despite winning multiple games by at least 15 points
Poofesure was being extra hard on the miis today
Note to self: Never join a basketball team with Poofesure as captain.
This guy is weirdly ASMR even him going crazy is satisfying
Poofesure is the only person I know to be winning a basketball game 24-4 and still find something to rage at lmao