“Was it hard stopping the Invasion?” “Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.” “Oh really?” “Yeah, they came by and asked, ‘Is this Canada?’ We said ‘No,’ and they left.”
As an American: "What, they told us that it wasn't Canada. What did you want us to do?" "Ohhh so I'm supposed to know geography when you guys abolished the Department of Education? I'm sorry, I don't even know how to spell!"
Republicans are the party of, "not very Christian of you". Because they are the satanic cabal. Prince of Hell. He's the antichrist leader of a decades old illuminati apocalypse cult. The GOP has been breaking seals of the apocalypse since these very fine people created Israel. They deliberately accelerated climate change to bring worsening famine and natural disaster for war and money. Made COVEE worse. DO THESE SOUND LIKE THE KIND OF PEOPLE YOU GIVE NUCLEAR WEAPONS TO? What kind of "tyrant" was it, let's their opponent go and run for president then hand over power? You people are obvious false witnessing, false qanon prophesying, false miracle worker worshipping SATANISTS! The great deceiver tricked us into saying, "there is no satan worshipping cabal of billionair deep-state" so we wouldn't notice his cabinet is nothing more than the FEARED ILLUMINATI!
@@johnpatrick1647 Easy there, not all Americans are stupid. A lot of us realize we'll need to take a boat to get there, so don't think for a minute you're safe!
As an American Army vet, I know one thing. Never Ever compete with anyone from the Canadian Army in drinking. I was at a NATO course years ago, and the Canadians could out-drink everyone, even the Germans. I have never been so hungover in my life.
First problem- your army lol Step aside while the marines drink them under the table AND be the spearhead into the middle east. You're an occupation force, the equivalent of the wives left home to do the menial tasks while the others did the heavy lifting. Settle down lol
For sure. We’ll send you cheese curds and gravy to construct a poutine. I’m sure you’ll be fine with cooking up some fresh fries for the dish… shout out to za Belgians!
I’ve read about how the Canadians fought in WW1. No way am I going against them! And besides, I pay a crap insurance company for healthcare. I wish that on no one! Well done Julie! Another masterpiece
All health insurance is crap in the states. This has nothing to do with ACA. I don't have ACA, but I'm paying a ton and getting very, very little. Some companies even turn down valid claims.
@@lawman3966 - There literally is a large stockpile of maple syrup, basically a strategic reserve. A maple syrup heist on it years ago (refilling barrels with water, etc.) made the news, and has recently been made into a miniseries. Bacon doesn't keep indefinitely so there isn't the same kind of bacon stockpile, AFAIK. But yeah you'd want to start a short-term one for this.
Thank you Julie and we apologize. We were in Ontario and Quebec in 2017, had to apologize then as well. By the way, thank you for the flying water scoopers fighting the LA firestorm.
I live in California. Canada (and Mexico) are sending assistance in our fight with our fires. So I'm good with them. No invasions of our friends! Julie, this was a great bit. You are hilarious. Glad to see that having a child provided you the toys to practice weapons training with. Oh, and while Celine is behind enemy lines, we'll do our best to protect her and return her unharmed. ;-) Keep the comedy coming. For us in the states we have at least 4 long years where we will need some laughs.
It'll be a while before "they" find Canada on the map. As a US Citizen, I cannot be more embarrassed. As Canadians, you must feel like you're living in the apartment above a meth lab.
American: I can handle the cold. Canadian: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE COLD. ~2 hours later~ American: DO YOU SWIM IN A RIVER IN JANUARY? Canadian: Sure, why not?
As an American I’ll do my best to confuse the government as to the whereabouts of Canada. Hey it’s snowing in Texas so maybe I’ll point them that way instead.
I'm torn. It would be nice to remind those Texans that the Constitution doesn't say they have special powers that let them secede, but on the other hands, without Texas, and maybe Florida, we might be able to have sane politics and real healthcare.
This is the funniest things I've ever seen (thanks for making me spew a Margarita in front of people) I grieve that some of my fellow Americans just won't get it. Thanks for another great one, Julie
Many thanks! Bring your fishing pole, or at least, your best fishing lures when you have some time off from helping defend us. Also, don't be afraid to bring along some ratfisk or lutefisk! If we don't really care for it, we'll just lie through our teeth and tell the Americans we eat it all the time, to help ward them off!
@@christophermahon1851 Canada was part of the British Commonwealth, so we went together. The war of 1812 wasn't really about invading Canada, it was about how the US wanted all the territories and exports that were being held by Britain at the time, and over what the US felt were their maritime rights being violated, as well as trade restrictions enforced between the US and Europe.
Technically it was the President's Palace that was burnt. It wasn't called the White House yet because it was only painted white to cover up the fire damage, so the fact it remains white is a scar left behind from losing the War of 1812.
"Near, Far, Whereeever you aaaare! I belieeve that, my heart will go ooooon! Ooooonce moooore, you ooopen the dooooor, you are saaaaafe in my heart and my heart wiiiill go ooooooon and ooooonnnn!" Can I say the LOTR reference was amazing! I'm an American political scientist and housing policymaker and am horrified by this stuff coming out of the president-elect's mouth. Canada is an ally, who has sent soldiers to fight and die alongside our own and who is the closest nation to our own, culturally and geographically... You *deserve* to have your national sovereignty respected and I am sorry, on behalf of my country, that such threats and strong-arm tactics are being levied against you. PLEASE keep up the amazing work. Your videos often bring me so much joy, and I am always happy to see a new one drop!
As an American I would like to apologize for all this. Those of us sane love you. Also tell your people thanks for help with the wildfires we appreciate you
There we were in Munich for the weekend when we notice two cute women behind us speaking English. So we begin conversing with them and we say we're from the US and they say they're from Canada. Instead of being SMART and maybe getting dates that night, my friend replies, "Oh I've always thought of Canada as another state." I was pretty sure that was NOT the right thing to say. Yup, confirmed!
As an inhabitant of Munich, I didn't expect a mention of it in the comments of a Julie Nolke video. Hope you had a good time despite your friend's vaguely imperialistic comments.
Hilariously, Canada actually has a lot of guns/capita. If you watch Michael Moore's "Bowling for Columbine" movie, he spends most of the movie excoriating American Gun Culture and Violence ... but then near the end, he suddenly shifts gears and notes that Canada actually has a ton of guns/capita ... and yet has massively less Gun Violence ... So he has to conclude that it isn't just "guns" that's the problem in America ... it's Americans themselves and their violent culture of "Me First" ...
It's the difference between every criminal and idiot being able to buy an assault rifle and only qualified people being allowed to have the guns they need. Also, Canadians value civility, not bullying. In murican "culture", might makes right. When bullying is glorified, what can you expect?
It's not a culture of me first. It's simple population density. Gangs. Canadian gun owners are largely rural. Not to mention Canada is much more ideologically uniform. And less diverse culturally. And colder, which actually greatly affects violence. We see violent crime increase with proximity to the equator.
@@SeraphsWitness I don't think Michael Moore thought that things like population density, gangs, or cultural diversity could help explain Columbine at all, since they didn't apply.
Also That was done 20 years ago. Canada has outlawed MOST of the guns in the country. Trudeau alone has unilaterally banned semi auto long guns and all Handguns. So using a 20 year old BS documentary (which it was total BS because it distorted a lot of facts to fit Moore's narrative), is useless. Things have changed drastically since Trudeau took office.
Moose. The animal that "Casual Geographic" describes as "a four-legged tank with a tree for a hat", that will choose violence because you looked at it.
@thomasbraeking6225 True... 😳😳😳😳😳 Moose, launching geese from their back like land battle carriers... Smh.. and yet another page added to the Convention by Canada... 😞😞😞😞
The last battle of the war of 1812 was the Battle of New Orleans. It happened after the peace treaty was signed on the other side of the Atlantic, so the end of the war was not known in the U.S. . The British lost this battle and retreated with 2000 losses. The U.S. side was a truly diverse group of fighters and lost 71.
A friendly hello from your neighbor in Buffalo New York, The reasonable people in my country humbly apologize that we all have to deal with this insufferable man in power again. I think he's using the whole "Let's make Canada the 51st state" as a way to distract from the fact that he has no serious policies or plan for governance
A sizeable chunk of Canada, everything west of Ontario except for British Columbia, has been wanting to secede from Canada for decades, as have the Quebecois. The Canadian union is a fragile one. I realize that current USA immigration policy is to only invite dirt poor people of color, and those who support that policy would certainly be embarrassed and concerned about letting a chunk of white folks into the USA.
Yeah, but.. not enough. 2/3 of you were okay with a fascist ruling the country. (Yes, if you don't go to the election, you're fine with either candidate winning. If one of those is a fascist... )
@@scottcowan8036 We have real cheese here. The chemical garbage, specifically the inaccurately named "American cheese" (which is what I'm assuming you're referring to), was invented in Canada. Some sources claim it was made in Switzerland, but most of the ones I found said Canada. Either way, it wasn't invented in the US.
If there's one thing that's clear from learning about both world wars, it's that Canada is way more badass than their friendly, apologetic reputation would imply
That final map joke... As a current educator in the U.S. Education System, I have to say, that joke is so spot on! Lol! More so with the adults who "think" they are smart. Sadly those tend to be the ones who get promoted and apparently elected in the U.S.
Spot on, as far as Biden and Kamala and 99.9% of Democrat voters are concerned. Surprisingly, Fetterman seems to be one of the brightest of the bunch...
@@Tolandruth If a firefighter is only provided with a feather to try to put out a fire, no matter how hard they try to use said feather to put out the fire, it isn't going to work. Is it the firefighter's fault that they couldn't put out the fire with the feather? Or the local government that did not provide the proper tools to do their job?
@Tolandruth Oh, and as for your comment on payment... When was the last time a firefighter had to purchase all the materials to put out the fires out of their own paycheck? Hell, when was the last time you had to spend over half your paycheck to supply YOUR PLACE OF BUSINESS with the supplies said business to operate? Educators, not just teachers, do this all the time.
@@j.rileyindependentproductions if they know you fools will keep spending your own money why would they ever supply it to you? When I show up to work and I don’t have the things I need to do job efficiently I don’t do it until I get those things. Yours seems to be the only profession they can’t figure it out. What does that say about your intelligence level. So you can’t do the job and the loudest profession for complaining. Yet you still have people wasting money every day signing up for it. You want change but no one is making a change on your end so guess what nothing will change. Enjoy the low pay and summers off.
Fun Fact: The United States actually does have a contingency plan to invade Canada. It was written in the 1789 and amended in 1815 and the calligraphy is beautiful.
Unless you go really far north, where almost nobody lives, winter is the same as the northern US states. Right now where I live, it's only -2C/28F. That's warmer than it currently is in Minneapolis.
The missed opportunity of using a hockey stick instead of a baseball bat is irrationally bugging me 😂😂
Canadians like baseball a lot more than Americans think.
@@westrim Still, Canada has way more NHL teams than MLB teams.
@@westrim but it doesn't fit the stereotype. That's what counts.
I don't think this was really Canada.
@RecklessFables I think she's Canadian living in 🇨🇦 Canada with other Canadian people.
“Was it hard stopping the Invasion?”
“Actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.”
“Oh really?”
“Yeah, they came by and asked, ‘Is this Canada?’ We said ‘No,’ and they left.”
Ahh misdirecting invaders away is Tight!
Helps that the smart ones of our troops did their duty and disobeyed illegal orders.
Tell them, “I’m pretty sure Canada is next to the gulf of America. That should keep them busy for a while.
The pure restraint not to say 'Sorry, no' must've been killer.
As an American:
"What, they told us that it wasn't Canada. What did you want us to do?"
"Ohhh so I'm supposed to know geography when you guys abolished the Department of Education? I'm sorry, I don't even know how to spell!"
1:47
Julie's Kid: "Why can't I play with my toys?"
Julie's Man: "Mommy's got to act like a crazy person for the internet"
Julie's Kid: "Again?"
😂😂 You win the internet for today!
😂Hope For Our Future
she got to expense her kids toys it's fantastic
their kid has an awesome childhood - there is usually another mind with a vivid imagination around 😁
@@GopaiCheems😂😂😂
We have two powerful allies: January and February.
Very funny! And very true!
Don't invade Russia (or Canada) in the winter.
True but we train in your country for the cold and Alaska. Not mention all the brown people were gonna send up there for the white women . Jk......
Don't forget the US has Buffalo, Detroit, Fargo, etc
Really? Over 50% of your population lives at the same latiude as Northern California.
As an American, I take offense to the idea we don’t know where Canada is. I’m heading west immediately to give you’ll a piece of my mind
The twist is he lives in Maine so he's not joking lol
I'm pretty sure it's just south of Ireland.
East? It's south... I think... just past Mexico below France.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Time to activate all the Canadian sleeper agents, from Neil Young to Ryan Reynolds...
Duuude you're right
We infiltrated Hollywood back in the 80s, California is ours 🤣🇨🇦
All the Ryans. The Ryan corps, if you will . Ryan Reynold, Ryan Gosling, Ryan George and of course, bRyan Adams
@@markfeland2285 Wait. Is that why LA is burning? Canadian scorced earth tactics?
Also Mike Myers :)
Can you Home Alone the entire country? That would be both effective and hilarious.
I hope Canada is prepared for the Dumb Bandits!
Canadian Tire be like, "Here! Just take the paint cans and hockey sticks! FOR CANADAAAAA!"
I'm not sure that will work. Trump has seen those movies. He was in one of them.
If there's any country you can Home Alone, it's America
*Vietnam has entered the chat*
"They haven't found Canada on the map yet?" 😂😂😂
No such luck for Canada. NZ is better off... for now.
That bit gave me some hope. We might just get out of it all if they go south by mistake. Poor Mexico.
That one line made the whole video!
Republicans are the party of, "not very Christian of you". Because they are the satanic cabal.
Prince of Hell. He's the antichrist leader of a decades old illuminati apocalypse cult. The GOP has been breaking seals of the apocalypse since these very fine people created Israel. They deliberately accelerated climate change to bring worsening famine and natural disaster for war and money. Made COVEE worse. DO THESE SOUND LIKE THE KIND OF PEOPLE YOU GIVE NUCLEAR WEAPONS TO?
What kind of "tyrant" was it, let's their opponent go and run for president then hand over power? You people are obvious false witnessing, false qanon prophesying, false miracle worker worshipping SATANISTS! The great deceiver tricked us into saying, "there is no satan worshipping cabal of billionair deep-state" so we wouldn't notice his cabinet is nothing more than the FEARED ILLUMINATI!
Just to be safe, we should put up signs at the border that say, "Bienvenido a Mexico".
As an American teacher I laughed way too hard at the end.
To keep from crying I bet.
I seriously had tears....
That's kind of an indictment of your professions lack of ability to do it's job, isn't it?
@@johnpatrick1647 Easy there, not all Americans are stupid. A lot of us realize we'll need to take a boat to get there, so don't think for a minute you're safe!
Yeah? Well, we want both Ryans back too, Reynolds and Gosling... they can grab Celine on the way!
As an American Army vet, I know one thing. Never Ever compete with anyone from the Canadian Army in drinking. I was at a NATO course years ago, and the Canadians could out-drink everyone, even the Germans. I have never been so hungover in my life.
It's all the training with our 10% craft beers.
You never met a seabee my friend. Can do can fight..can drink all night
Wow... even the Germans? I thought drinking was sort of the only thing our military is actually good at. Canada is scary, man.
First problem- your army lol
Step aside while the marines drink them under the table AND be the spearhead into the middle east.
You're an occupation force, the equivalent of the wives left home to do the menial tasks while the others did the heavy lifting. Settle down lol
Yup! the Danes put a dent in us back in '88 in Northern Germany. Some shooting thing as I sort of remember.
Belgium will support you! We are small but we have h...hundreds of soldiers! They can distribute chocolates. Do you need waffles or beer?
A couple of dozen Belgian beers should be enough to get the whole US invasion force drunk
Waffles and beer. Leave in chocolates.
Yes, please. I'll trade some pure maple syrup for Belgian chocolates.
Yes
For sure. We’ll send you cheese curds and gravy to construct a poutine. I’m sure you’ll be fine with cooking up some fresh fries for the dish… shout out to za Belgians!
The ... 'They haven't found Canada on the map yet?' part makes me nervous that they'll hit South America by mistake.
I live in Wales and I'm worried they'll hit here instead of Greenland.
And panama
Mistake.......?
Sure let's call it a "Mistake" 😁
Ish
IE: Afghanistanish = Afghanistan/Iraq
Invading Mexico on the way the take the Panama Canal is part of the "plan", not a "mistake".
"Where's Celine? Is she safe?" 😂😂
Our hearts will go on lol
Oh please, you only send us the ones you don't want like Celine, Beiber, and Shatner...
Shhhhh.. Celine is a sleeper cell.
Justin Trudeau propagandas media 😬
"We gotta get 'er oat"😂
I’ve read about how the Canadians fought in WW1. No way am I going against them! And besides, I pay a crap insurance company for
healthcare. I wish that on no one!
Well done Julie! Another masterpiece
Well, it was YOUR choice to use the ACA program. SMH
All health insurance is crap in the states. This has nothing to do with ACA. I don't have ACA, but I'm paying a ton and getting very, very little. Some companies even turn down valid claims.
In Normandy too.
@@Morbius1963Yup. That’s how we made it the furthest in that day. ;)
As an American who's had real Canadian maple syrup: can confirm. get it to safety ASAP
Look up the Great Maple Syrup Heist if you've never heard of it. Who needs gold bars?
Canada has a strategic reserve
I can't stand real syrup. My grandparents used to make it. it's too sweet for me.
We don't need them, we've got Vermont.😊
Get the maple syrup to safety! 😂
I was expecting the total opposite; a super soaker filled with maple syrup...
Justin Trudeau propagandas media 😬
This is why Canada has a strategic maple syrup reserve.
You guys can keep the syrup it’s too sticky
You can't hide the trees! We're gonna find those. You think we're idiots?
I very much appreciate the high priority given to the safety of the maple syrup.
Gotta keep it safe. Maple Syrup doesn't just grow on trees, eh?
And yet no attention was given to securing our back bacon reserves. That's unacceptable.
Reminds me of a line from Rogue City ;).
@@lawman3966 - There literally is a large stockpile of maple syrup, basically a strategic reserve. A maple syrup heist on it years ago (refilling barrels with water, etc.) made the news, and has recently been made into a miniseries.
Bacon doesn't keep indefinitely so there isn't the same kind of bacon stockpile, AFAIK. But yeah you'd want to start a short-term one for this.
I keep warning my fellow Americans - Canadians have two modes:
1. I'm Sorry.
2. You'll Be Sorry.
You don't want to see mode 2.
I thought it was "sowwie"
…heh.
Pronounced "sore-ee," right?
I'm pretty sure there's a third one. We're sorry and we promise on Geneva that we won't do it again.
@@tomtaylor9516 sore-ee, eh! right?
Sweden will help you build a wall of KALLAX shelves
🤣🤣🤣
we lost the allen wrench !
Sweden could just remodel Canada, turn it into a giant Ikea store.
Then nobody would ever know where nothing is.
I nearly choked on my food laughing at that.
Ikeatron! It's all of the Ikeas combined!!
As a Michigander, I approve of this resistance.
Also, the cast and crew of letterkenny are Canadian national treasures. Hide them first.
WE LOVE YOUR SUPPORT😊
@@NickG-r6cwe will annex you
Having a child has really given Julie a bunch of new props to work with.👍🏻🤣
And now she can write all the baby's stuff off on her taxes.
😅@@blindleader42
Thank you Julie and we apologize. We were in Ontario and Quebec in 2017, had to apologize then as well. By the way, thank you for the flying water scoopers fighting the LA firestorm.
You should be apologizing to Americans for the last 4 years. How have you escaped the suffering of the Biden administration?
LA apologizes for the idiot that flew a private drone into one of your water scoopers, grounding it. Said civilian will be prosecuted!
Yes, Canada, thank you
@@olliefoxx7165 I don't think Biden was "all there" for 4 years. Maybe a year and a half?
Trump invades Canada, but Canada is having Nunavit.
Underrated comment here.
David, 10/10 🏆
I live in California. Canada (and Mexico) are sending assistance in our fight with our fires. So I'm good with them. No invasions of our friends!
Julie, this was a great bit. You are hilarious. Glad to see that having a child provided you the toys to practice weapons training with. Oh, and while Celine is behind enemy lines, we'll do our best to protect her and return her unharmed. ;-)
Keep the comedy coming. For us in the states we have at least 4 long years where we will need some laughs.
Your IDIOT govt created the situation that made these fires much worse and you think Trump is the problem!?!?!? You've learned NOTHING FFS.
WE BEEN HELPING OUR AMERICAN FRIENDS ALWAYS IN TIME OF NEED
It's gonna be more than 4, my friend. Stay strong
It'll be a while before "they" find Canada on the map.
As a US Citizen, I cannot be more embarrassed. As Canadians, you must feel like you're living in the apartment above a meth lab.
That is a great analogy! I gotta use it!
This!
Look up "Canadian MAID" before you apologize to that sick country for anything
Thus, the name of the 2nd term will be "Breaking Worse"
Or maybe down wind from a shitshow.
American: I can handle the cold.
Canadian: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE COLD.
~2 hours later~
American: DO YOU SWIM IN A RIVER IN JANUARY?
Canadian: Sure, why not?
The water is liquid. Looks like spring, ey? 😆
Justin Trudeau propagandas media 😬
😂
As a minnesotan and someone who has also lived in ND. We know exactly how cold it gets. Ive ice fished in -38 below zero actual temp. Bring it on.
I know a guy that surfs Lake Huron in the winter
The sheer number of movie references crammed in such a short skit is astounding
Like what? I saw the overall theme, but I didn't pick up on many specific references.
@@TryMyMartini2:03 “There will be a day when the courage of Men may fail, but it is not this day.” is from Lord of the Rings The Return of the King
@@qwerty_and_azertyThis day we fight!
As an American I’ll do my best to confuse the government as to the whereabouts of Canada. Hey it’s snowing in Texas so maybe I’ll point them that way instead.
By all accounts, Texas is already overrun by idiots in Red Hats.
I'm torn. It would be nice to remind those Texans that the Constitution doesn't say they have special powers that let them secede, but on the other hands, without Texas, and maybe Florida, we might be able to have sane politics and real healthcare.
Don't send anymore idiots here...we're already overflowing.
New Texan here. You point them this way, I’ll work on my Canadian accent ehhh. And I’ll wear a parka.
I they ask about the trucks and cowboy hats, tell them, "Egads! You've hit Saskatchewan! Or maybe Alberta!"
This is the funniest things I've ever seen (thanks for making me spew a Margarita in front of people) I grieve that some of my fellow Americans just won't get it. Thanks for another great one, Julie
We can't take on a country that has an official language
Two of them, even! :-)
I'm Norwegian and we're on our way to defend Canada! We'll bring our cross country skis and plenty of smoked salmon(although you probably have that).😅
We do, but more is always welcome, especially if it tastes a bit different! Can you bring Gravlax too, with the sauce?
Hi fellow European, can you believe what that American lunatic is saying? I’m flabbergasted although I know I shouldn’t be surprised by this
We do, but you can never have enough smoked salmon, or skis and Norwegians.
Many thanks! Bring your fishing pole, or at least, your best fishing lures when you have some time off from helping defend us.
Also, don't be afraid to bring along some ratfisk or lutefisk! If we don't really care for it, we'll just lie through our teeth and tell the Americans we eat it all the time, to help ward them off!
@@billybobbocephus2177 Bring some of those beautiful Nordic sweaters too!
As a Brit, it saddens me to see my children fighting
It's due to bad parenting
@@donwilber1628😂😂😂 This comment made my day!
But you’re not speaking as a Brit; you’re specifically English and you’re hoping that we won’t know the difference.
Queen Victoria specifically tried to get all her kids on the thrones throughout Europe to stop the countries from going to war. How did that turn out?
@JimmyIsTheBest1 for a former colonizer that elected a clown like Boris Johnson, I'd keep my mouth shut 😜
For those who don't know, Canada burned the White House down twice during the battle of 1812, that's what the reference is.
She's referring to our failed invasion of Canada during the 1812 war. The Brits burned the White House (once was enough)
@@christophermahon1851 Canada was part of the British Commonwealth, so we went together. The war of 1812 wasn't really about invading Canada, it was about how the US wanted all the territories and exports that were being held by Britain at the time, and over what the US felt were their maritime rights being violated, as well as trade restrictions enforced between the US and Europe.
Then once again with AI.
Oh, the Canadians know. We will never, ever, let that one go.
Technically it was the President's Palace that was burnt. It wasn't called the White House yet because it was only painted white to cover up the fire damage, so the fact it remains white is a scar left behind from losing the War of 1812.
DJT is going to give you more material than you can possibly handle.
"Near, Far, Whereeever you aaaare! I belieeve that, my heart will go ooooon! Ooooonce moooore, you ooopen the dooooor, you are saaaaafe in my heart and my heart wiiiill go ooooooon and ooooonnnn!"
Can I say the LOTR reference was amazing!
I'm an American political scientist and housing policymaker and am horrified by this stuff coming out of the president-elect's mouth.
Canada is an ally, who has sent soldiers to fight and die alongside our own and who is the closest nation to our own, culturally and geographically...
You *deserve* to have your national sovereignty respected and I am sorry, on behalf of my country, that such threats and strong-arm tactics are being levied against you.
PLEASE keep up the amazing work. Your videos often bring me so much joy, and I am always happy to see a new one drop!
1:15 “You tariff me, I’ll tear a rip in your ass!” 😂
War is hell.
“She’s in Las Vegas? She’s in the heart of the beast” 😂.
As an American I would like to apologize for all this. Those of us sane love you. Also tell your people thanks for help with the wildfires we appreciate you
Yes! Good people.
Ditto!
These aren't wildfires. Hundreds of arsonists have already been caught, and I'm guessing MSM won't report that tidbit.
Fellow American, I think we're going to be doing a lot of apologizing for our country in the coming years...
@@seg112380 I saw a great bumper sticker recently "Are we great yet? 'cause I'm just feeling embarrassed"
The way she applied her camo makeup had me dying.
Stand strong C eh N eh D eh
It's been years since I've been back to a Julie nolke vid!!! Love what you do!
"Remember 1812? I do!" Haha
200 years ago ???? Really bud ???? You have ar15 full auto to fight???? No, you have a baseball bat , usa are gonna take us in 1 weak ........
“Our heart WILL go on” ✊🏻
Minnesota here. They won't make it past us. We've got you fam.
Walz can't even load a gun 😜
@@notbill08 Wrong. He's an avid hunter.
Aw thanks ❤
Just take a look at a geological map. Minnesota is part of the Canadian Shield.
If nothing else, we do have the Great Lakes Compact. Minnesota will stop them from stealing your water.
"Safer... more reasonable IDIOTS!" - its the way Julie delivers that line just cracks me up. I can't stop watching that part.
Thanks for this Julie! And as an American, I am truly sorry and embarrassed- I am glad you can find humor in it.
There we were in Munich for the weekend when we notice two cute women behind us speaking English. So we begin conversing with them and we say we're from the US and they say they're from Canada. Instead of being SMART and maybe getting dates that night, my friend replies, "Oh I've always thought of Canada as another state."
I was pretty sure that was NOT the right thing to say. Yup, confirmed!
As an inhabitant of Munich, I didn't expect a mention of it in the comments of a Julie Nolke video. Hope you had a good time despite your friend's vaguely imperialistic comments.
Yeah. That was definitely a conversation ending comment.
Expert level self caulk blocking technique. 😂
Hilarious!
You need to start thinking about weaponizing:
1. Tim Horton’s
2. Those big stones that you use in Curling.
Time for Dudley Do-Right to go full-blown _Hot Fuzz._
Just know there are a ton of us here in the states that are with you!! Love the humor 🤣
Dear America, us Canadians have guns, lots of them ask our government we never gave them back!
“Why don’t we have any guns!?!? We look like idiots! Safer, more reasonable IDIOTS!” 😂😂😂 so good!
Weeeellll, apparently not THAT safe…😂
Justin Trudeau propagandas media 😬
@darkur13 Poor Timmy is too dumb to understand how satire works.
@ lol, actually my laughing faces after the quote indicate that I thought the bit was hilarious. 🤣 thank you!
Regular guns aren't going to help if the US Military invades, lol.
Hilariously, Canada actually has a lot of guns/capita. If you watch Michael Moore's "Bowling for Columbine" movie, he spends most of the movie excoriating American Gun Culture and Violence ... but then near the end, he suddenly shifts gears and notes that Canada actually has a ton of guns/capita ... and yet has massively less Gun Violence ... So he has to conclude that it isn't just "guns" that's the problem in America ... it's Americans themselves and their violent culture of "Me First" ...
It's the difference between every criminal and idiot being able to buy an assault rifle and only qualified people being allowed to have the guns they need.
Also, Canadians value civility, not bullying. In murican "culture", might makes right. When bullying is glorified, what can you expect?
It's not a culture of me first. It's simple population density. Gangs.
Canadian gun owners are largely rural.
Not to mention Canada is much more ideologically uniform. And less diverse culturally. And colder, which actually greatly affects violence. We see violent crime increase with proximity to the equator.
Lots of guns and lots of Americans is a pretty deadly combination.
@@SeraphsWitness I don't think Michael Moore thought that things like population density, gangs, or cultural diversity could help explain Columbine at all, since they didn't apply.
Also That was done 20 years ago. Canada has outlawed MOST of the guns in the country. Trudeau alone has unilaterally banned semi auto long guns and all Handguns. So using a 20 year old BS documentary (which it was total BS because it distorted a lot of facts to fit Moore's narrative), is useless. Things have changed drastically since Trudeau took office.
Never underestimate the impact of a well placed hockey puck!
0:55 bravo 👏🏼 the acting is 🤌🏼
"This one's like an AI rendering. Oh, that's nice." Hilarious!
Resident of NH here. I will stand with Canada 🇨🇦
@1469jsj Please take VT with you.
Lmao you gonna sleep that night
So you guys have BASEBALL BATS as well as hockey sticks up there? We knew about the hockey sticks, but... we're gonna have to rethink this.
And skates with sharp blades. And Cobra Chickens!
@@celticlass8573What in the frozen hell is a Cobra chicken?! 😮
Did you forget about the Toronto Blue Jays!?
@@celticlass8573 And flying bears.
The Toronto Blue Jays won the World Series in both 1992 and 1993, so yes, of course we have baseball bats. I have one under my bed, its name is Louis.
Just an FYI, Canada is one of the reason we have the Geneva Conventions, so.....
The Geneva suggestions 😉
Does it need updating?
We’re all screwed of this happens. Syrup levels will drop to 0.
USA marches off to invade Canada...reaches Panama...you sure we going the right way Bob?
😂😂😂😂😂
This is exactly how I imagined Canadians fight! Thank you Julie.
The thing is half of America would be on Canada side… Unfortunately, it’s the side without the guns
Quite a bit more than half (28% of adult pop voted for him), still, mostly without guns.
🧐. Don’t be so sure of that. 😉. We just keep you guessing, we don’t have to brandish them like idiots. 😂. 🇺🇸veteran
Nothing that few visits to Walmart could not solve.
@@firequeen2194 Very True!
don't let the propaganda fool you, dems have lots of guns. not as many but lots.
... I fear the geese... It's the geese that will end all
Moose. The animal that "Casual Geographic" describes as "a four-legged tank with a tree for a hat", that will choose violence because you looked at it.
@thomasbraeking6225
True... 😳😳😳😳😳
Moose, launching geese from their back like land battle carriers...
Smh.. and yet another page added to the Convention by Canada... 😞😞😞😞
We will also mobilize our Canadian beavers to build a great big beautiful wall!
you mean illegal migrants
The last battle of the war of 1812 was the Battle of New Orleans. It happened after the peace treaty was signed on the other side of the Atlantic, so the end of the war was not known in the U.S. . The British lost this battle and retreated with 2000 losses. The U.S. side was a truly diverse group of fighters and lost 71.
Add a tilde over the "n." Make them think Canada is non-english speaking.
As an American, I will happily help you defend your beautiful country. All I ask for in return is citizenship.
Just move now.
Trump is probably trying to get back at all Americans who tried to flee to Canada from his rule the last time. Now there is no escape ... it seems.
Where do I sign?
How much money do you need to leave NOW?
Dont let the door hit you on the ass!
Brava on this skit, Julie! You've enlightened my Sunday aplenty!
I'm an American and I'd fight on the Canadian side. lol
Me2
They got universal healthcare, meaning 4 more years of life expectancy, that would be smart of you.
@@miguelmelchior986 😂🤘
Traitor 🤣
I'm sure Canada has plenty of its own soft worthless anchors already.
A friendly hello from your neighbor in Buffalo New York,
The reasonable people in my country humbly apologize that we all have to deal with this insufferable man in power again. I think he's using the whole "Let's make Canada the 51st state" as a way to distract from the fact that he has no serious policies or plan for governance
Agreed, and he's using it to distract us all from looking at the idiots he's naming to his cabinet.
1:00 Julia: "You every see Home Alone?"
Me: "You ever see Home Alone 2?"
Omg, this is gotta be in the top 4 julie ideas (talking to past self, mirror julie, sleeping with coworkers)
Thanks for the video! "Safer . . . more reasonable idiots!" 😂
Yeah, I'm sorry. A sizeable chunk of the US is embarrassed and concerned about all this.
No we love dank memes and think its hilarious
Ditto. American here and I think there is way better things to do with the money it would take to invade
A sizeable chunk of Canada, everything west of Ontario except for British Columbia, has been wanting to secede from Canada for decades, as have the Quebecois. The Canadian union is a fragile one. I realize that current USA immigration policy is to only invite dirt poor people of color, and those who support that policy would certainly be embarrassed and concerned about letting a chunk of white folks into the USA.
Yes the Harris voters who don't know a joke when they hear one
Yeah, but.. not enough. 2/3 of you were okay with a fascist ruling the country.
(Yes, if you don't go to the election, you're fine with either candidate winning. If one of those is a fascist... )
😂😂 the army crawl and pulling the pin with your teeth before throwing😂😂😂 that was intense
You made me LMAO at 0:26 when you mentioned Come From Away! You made my inner theatre kid come out!
They will see the price of cheese up here and turn around and go back.
Wait is cheese cheaper in America?
I mean, if you can call what the Americans are used to "cheese"...
The price of everything
savage 🤣🤣
@@scottcowan8036 We have real cheese here. The chemical garbage, specifically the inaccurately named "American cheese" (which is what I'm assuming you're referring to), was invented in Canada. Some sources claim it was made in Switzerland, but most of the ones I found said Canada. Either way, it wasn't invented in the US.
When the neighbor’s crack house is an entire country…
"Get the women and children and the maple syrup to safety" - Yup, canadian.
Baseball bat? That’s no Canadian!! We have an endless supply of hockey sticks.
You've done some great stuff, but "They haven't found Canada on the map?" was your best punchline, ever!
"Camo." "But its snowing outside." That's okay, it will help you blend indoors where all the fighting will be. 😀
Call the Royal Mounted Police! ☆☆
Where's the Abonimable, sorry, Indomitable snowman when you need one?
Don't the Norwegian have any trolls they can spare?
@@JZsBFF Send the Wendigo! Actually, that creature's Indigenous,so it mighr not side with either of us.
Justin Trudeau propagandas media 😬
do not worry we are trying to convince him into just deporting the geese, or maybe just renaming them to American geese.
OK ITS A DEAL
If there's one thing that's clear from learning about both world wars, it's that Canada is way more badass than their friendly, apologetic reputation would imply
I don't know why as a dude, putting on the camo with a makeup brush kills me🤣
That final map joke... As a current educator in the U.S. Education System, I have to say, that joke is so spot on! Lol! More so with the adults who "think" they are smart. Sadly those tend to be the ones who get promoted and apparently elected in the U.S.
Spot on, as far as Biden and Kamala and 99.9% of Democrat voters are concerned.
Surprisingly, Fetterman seems to be one of the brightest of the bunch...
As a teacher isn't this just saying you failed? Maybe if you guys could actually do your job instead of whine about how little your paid.
@@Tolandruth If a firefighter is only provided with a feather to try to put out a fire, no matter how hard they try to use said feather to put out the fire, it isn't going to work. Is it the firefighter's fault that they couldn't put out the fire with the feather? Or the local government that did not provide the proper tools to do their job?
@Tolandruth Oh, and as for your comment on payment... When was the last time a firefighter had to purchase all the materials to put out the fires out of their own paycheck? Hell, when was the last time you had to spend over half your paycheck to supply YOUR PLACE OF BUSINESS with the supplies said business to operate? Educators, not just teachers, do this all the time.
@@j.rileyindependentproductions if they know you fools will keep spending your own money why would they ever supply it to you? When I show up to work and I don’t have the things I need to do job efficiently I don’t do it until I get those things. Yours seems to be the only profession they can’t figure it out. What does that say about your intelligence level. So you can’t do the job and the loudest profession for complaining. Yet you still have people wasting money every day signing up for it. You want change but no one is making a change on your end so guess what nothing will change. Enjoy the low pay and summers off.
As an American the general said just go north to find Canada but my compass just has a big N on it and that means not this way right?
Yes, that sounds right to me. ;)
00:22 What misandry!! Won't someone PLEASE think of the men?!?
😂😂😂
Ha ha, lolz American men whining !
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As you can see, Captain Orange is getting crazier by the day. Most Americans are way beyond embarrassed!
Nah, you just don't understand trolling.
I'll help smuggle Celine up but I need to be welcomed into your collective warm Canadian embrace in return
We will make you eggs poached in Maple syrup. (Not a joke. It tastes even better than you'd think.)
@@SallyHewson I will gladly eat it!
You should've mentioned the Geneva Conventions. They basically exist because of Canada 😅
Minnesota is with ya
... sure ya betcha. Ever notice everyone from Minnesota, North Dakota, and Manitoba sound the same?
If we invade, can I join the Canadian side?
YES HURRY BRING YOUR FRIENDS
Fun Fact: The United States actually does have a contingency plan to invade Canada. It was written in the 1789 and amended in 1815 and the calligraphy is beautiful.
"...and the calligraphy is beautiful." ROTFL! I would have been a lot more interested in history if it was taught like that when I was in school.
The unhinged family basement with toys everywhere was the best scene 😂
Save Celine....whatever it takes....on that day. Oh and Canada, too. xo
I enjoy these references.
This is making me wanna move to Canada😂
I know this much. We Americans won't invade until the summer. That Canadian winter is brutal.
Unless you go really far north, where almost nobody lives, winter is the same as the northern US states. Right now where I live, it's only -2C/28F. That's warmer than it currently is in Minneapolis.
@@celticlass8573 Yeah, but the biggest saber rattlers in the US are from Texas. And they who have no clue what antifreeze is.
@SteveMichael Germans made a huge mistake entering the Eastern Front during winter...
As a US Army veteran who wargamed with Canadian troops back in the 80's... we dont want to go there.
Louisiana here; Ms Julie, the 99% of us will keep you-know-who from threatening one of our best friends on earth.